Funny jokes & stories from Smii7y's Warzone

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  • @BloodyMobile
    @BloodyMobile ปีที่แล้ว +834

    "500 liters of Frog" is one of my favorite Matt's stories.
    And "IM RIMMING YOU THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU!" is one of his best threats xD

  • @ZeroAgateVeil
    @ZeroAgateVeil ปีที่แล้ว +254

    14:50 love how matt goes from being mad annoyed to just "boys, tea's ready" with a calm tone
    We all gotta love matt

    • @Facethatsad
      @Facethatsad 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @SemiEclectic oh really that's totally not what they meant at all what do you make tea in ? a kettle captain obvious

  • @sandman5891
    @sandman5891 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    I love it how there’s a disclaimer for “not family friendly content” and instantly you hear “500 liters of frog”.

    • @goofy-ahh101.
      @goofy-ahh101. 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      500 Frogs in A Big Bottle.

  • @zboy1152
    @zboy1152 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    21:34
    Matt screaming "RUPERT!" had me dying man

    • @bluebirryn
      @bluebirryn  ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I read PUFFERT accidentally 😄

    • @turboismad9376
      @turboismad9376 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      *MY NAME RUPERT.*

    • @vlogmngames
      @vlogmngames 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      MY NAME A RUPERT!

  • @santinopucheta1111
    @santinopucheta1111 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    19:01 *SO WAS A GOD DAMN SQUIRREL GRIZZY!!*

    • @gabrielhenson5751
      @gabrielhenson5751 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      love seeing the boys gaslight grizzy into thinking sea snails don't exist.

  • @n3rd_chris520
    @n3rd_chris520 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    29:58 this is the funniest comeback blarg has made in my opinion. Makes me laugh so hard because he was so quick with it 😂

    • @TheWiseDoge
      @TheWiseDoge 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      This is not the only time this happened-
      Smii7y: “What flavour are you Grizzy?”😏
      Grizzy: “What do you fucking think?-“ 😂
      Matt with zero hesitation: “BLACK LICORICE.” 😀

    • @Coltsfan36951
      @Coltsfan36951 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I have one Smitty moment screen recorded and it’s that one bc of how good it is😂😂

  • @monroerobbins7551
    @monroerobbins7551 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    13:53 that’s just ADHD, yo. I once spent an hour flipping a pencil back and forth from hand to hand.

  • @halyoalex8942
    @halyoalex8942 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    “The end was… this”
    “And we finally reached it, boys”
    *Video ends*
    Perfect. 😂

  • @lepone2317
    @lepone2317 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    *AHH WATER ON MY KEYBOARD!*
    - Blarg
    I love how naturally chaotic and funny Matt is. Like the boys said, he doesn't even TRY to be funny; he's just LIKE THAT all the time.

  • @DrewSavo
    @DrewSavo ปีที่แล้ว +66

    23:14 I’m still waiting for the sitcom to air. Just 3 guys living their lives and in the background you’ve got Jafar the terrorist who’s famously survived 7 suicide bombings just plotting, and they’re just like ‘Yeah dude, rents due next week.’

    • @st4rfright
      @st4rfright 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      honestly makes me think of aqua teen hunger force

  • @chaosmiles07
    @chaosmiles07 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    Mattercell: "This... gives me... an idea..."

  • @Anigaming-dz5gh
    @Anigaming-dz5gh ปีที่แล้ว +763

    Warzone moments but it's standup comedy

    • @notsmii7y
      @notsmii7y ปีที่แล้ว +21

      The first 5 minutes or so was all frog jokes but I’m all for it

    • @disneydan1504
      @disneydan1504 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oh my god I never noticed that

    • @demonknight0412
      @demonknight0412 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thats his whole channel 😂

    • @aimansyukri1069
      @aimansyukri1069 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@demonknight0412@2

    • @ItzTheMrMan
      @ItzTheMrMan 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Considering their sitting in a gaming chair almost all of the time it would be considered "Sitdown Comedy"

  • @branpul0604
    @branpul0604 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    42:53 Probably my favorite clip from Matt, something about the audio of this clip makes it sound like he was recorded by a front door camera

  • @Cjvoltage232
    @Cjvoltage232 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    44:54 thank you for adding the music, it makes it 1000x funnier 😂

    • @bluebirryn
      @bluebirryn  ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That's one of my favorite moments :)

    • @DrewSavo
      @DrewSavo ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I don’t know which is better: the added music or the fact that through sheer dumb fluke Blarg actually managed to sing in time with the song. _HEAD TRAUMA_

    • @amd1857
      @amd1857 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yo, I know I’m a year late, but I was gunna say that too! Definitely made an already funny moment that much funnier!

  • @minidan393
    @minidan393 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    Blarg is just walking content idk how smii7y will get content without him

    • @thedandy6765
      @thedandy6765 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      smii7y manages on his own aswell but blarg is like my friend the content is just there

  • @bluebirryn
    @bluebirryn  ปีที่แล้ว +108

    *frucket*
    *bamhurger*
    *AN ANT!*
    yeah, that's all I wanted to say :)

    • @smoove_
      @smoove_ ปีที่แล้ว +11

      there's AN ANT in my bamhurger frucket

    • @mr_inzaine
      @mr_inzaine 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I want to eat 300 liters of fried frucket

    • @goofy-ahh101.
      @goofy-ahh101. 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Pin

  • @ShadowlightXX03
    @ShadowlightXX03 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    36:08 I love how in time Grizzy was with that burp.

  • @ShadowSniper743
    @ShadowSniper743 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    24:13 "Why did we lose that? This is so good!"

    • @bluebirryn
      @bluebirryn  10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Hehe, it's like the the right side of a brain vs the left side

  • @Phoenix-kn8uk
    @Phoenix-kn8uk ปีที่แล้ว +23

    41:01 grizzy sounded like he just had a raccoon shoot up his ass 😂

  • @luminous1968
    @luminous1968 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    35:08 they got me laughing as I was breathing out that was painful but hilarious

    • @bluebirryn
      @bluebirryn  ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Fart jokes never disappoint

  • @halyoalex8942
    @halyoalex8942 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    God, every time I hear the frog house story, I can't unsee the Mattercell animation of it. It invades my mind's eye, like a psychic attack. :D

  • @InkyWinkDink
    @InkyWinkDink 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    "Bro. It was in spongebob, he was under the sea, what?"
    *_"SO WAS A GOD DAMN SQUIRREL, GRIZZY!"_*
    That caught me SO off guard. 😭

  • @toddbattlehammer9012
    @toddbattlehammer9012 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    Hey, thanks for actually doing something with my suggestion, and even adding a bit to it. Most of the time, channels just ignore them but I'm glad to see you actually surf the comments for video ideas like mine and probably many others. You have my subscription and I can't wait for the next compilation.

  • @bigfootadmirer8627
    @bigfootadmirer8627 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    20:59 ah yes the ultimate stress reliever

  • @thantos2530
    @thantos2530 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    49:18 Smii7y's reply sounds like a line from a Tommy Wiseau movie

  • @randomguy3080
    @randomguy3080 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Bro the shot at 4:20 even though the conversation is so silly, the shot of blarg Droid and Puffer falling and leaving the trail in the air from smitty’s pov is fucking cool

  • @jordanu1220
    @jordanu1220 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Thank u blue for doing all these different Smitty videos❤️

  • @Nikke__
    @Nikke__ ปีที่แล้ว +82

    youtube for some reason refuses to show the video higher than 144p but I think that it just makes it ten times better

  • @smoove_
    @smoove_ ปีที่แล้ว +22

    31:19
    transforms into a lawnmower

  • @elusivegamergirl
    @elusivegamergirl ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "It was multi-ant. It was ant plural!!"

  • @ThePandemonium
    @ThePandemonium ปีที่แล้ว +18

    10:42 Grizzy becomes Kirby

  • @leodavis4242
    @leodavis4242 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    8:00
    Don't take that outta context lmfao

  • @emerald0052
    @emerald0052 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    11:17 11:33 11:53 22:20 24:22 36:46 37:33 40:01 40:37 52:45 54:49 55:19 56:05 56:56 58:18 these time stamps are just for me nothing to see here folks

  • @eherogaia8545
    @eherogaia8545 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    11:48 uhh did y’all hear what Matt said?………😂 sure didn’t sound like that…..😮

  • @brendent.934
    @brendent.934 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Props to you for putting the episode title for each segment so I know where to find it, as well as your other Smii7y compilations! Thank you kindly for your work!

  • @CalmestRaccoon
    @CalmestRaccoon ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The fact you likely found the exact squirrel image Blarg sent them is both amazing and concerning.

  • @davecrupel2817
    @davecrupel2817 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "You make my heart whole...full of shotgun shrapnel!"
    😂😂😂
    EDIT: 39:45

  • @Elmo_gtagvr55
    @Elmo_gtagvr55 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    45:20 head trauma lol

    • @turboismad9376
      @turboismad9376 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      *H E A D T R A U M A ! : )*

  • @ThatOneInkIing
    @ThatOneInkIing ปีที่แล้ว +6

    21:00 ayo all of a sudden im stressed

    • @bluebirryn
      @bluebirryn  ปีที่แล้ว

      Do you want a bl*wjob? 😆

  • @dynamo7685
    @dynamo7685 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    44:55 Smitty had some good flow but Matt’s “HEAD TRAUMA!” Kills me every time 45:21. And then immediately after Smitty looks like he face plants right into the metal rim on the way down

  • @lDemol
    @lDemol ปีที่แล้ว +9

    12:21 should had said holy cow

  • @glitched7665
    @glitched7665 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The amount of SpongeBob jokes. Also the amount of content they’ve gotten from this.

  • @barbdyck642
    @barbdyck642 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    50 shades of frog 🐸

  • @velris2745
    @velris2745 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    At 10:02 on i cant help but feel like the hellhound is the one wanting hamburger in my brain

  • @Goldstandard_1
    @Goldstandard_1 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    21:00. I took a sip of milk and immediately spat it out when he said that. That caught me off guard so bad

    • @bluebirryn
      @bluebirryn  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "you need a bl*wjob?" 😂
      (you were drinking milk while watching milk, wow))

  • @thomasharrington1477
    @thomasharrington1477 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    54:05 does matt have a POV of this?

  • @WerewolfCowboy
    @WerewolfCowboy ปีที่แล้ว

    13:58 from this and the 30 seconds after of just blarg yelling at grizzy after calling a zoo animal just losing i was on the floor dying tears in my eyes omg i cant breathe my laugh got as much pitch as Smitty's

  • @Judge_Of_Fate
    @Judge_Of_Fate ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Anyone have a list of the amount of times Smi77y, Blarg, Grizzy, and Puffer have gaslighted each other whether intentional or not because them telling Grizzy that snails don't live in the ocean gets me every time. There are sea snails

  • @Jackarooooo
    @Jackarooooo ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I was listening to this in my car, got to 2:12 where blarg said Siri, my siri proceeded to show me crazy frog.

  • @SS_Atlantic_Greyhound1119
    @SS_Atlantic_Greyhound1119 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This has become one of my favorite videos cause it always makes me laugh so hard.
    Know to self, but be careful whenever you drink or eat anything while watching this cause their is a good chance you turn into a water sprinkler!

  • @Korey1121
    @Korey1121 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I was sent to Christian camp a lot and I loved it. We would go to church and at night sneak around and sleep with different people. Lots of fun times there haha.

  • @Danidoesnails
    @Danidoesnails 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    43:10 love seeing arab jokes from matt LMFAO

  • @santinopucheta1111
    @santinopucheta1111 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    21:34 *¡¡¡RUPERT!!!*

  • @Error-2156-X
    @Error-2156-X ปีที่แล้ว +4

    11:53 imagine working in a fast food place and getting this costumer

  • @lilgamer7177
    @lilgamer7177 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "I got something swiss but it's cheese. How long has that been in your pocket? The cheese or the joke"😂😂

  • @AmaraTheTransFemboy
    @AmaraTheTransFemboy 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Cows in a hurricane be thinking: HOLY COW

  • @jessicadean9258
    @jessicadean9258 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Not gonna lie... 26:23 I was taking a sip of my soda... my nose hurts like a bitch now.... XD Then I immediately take another one... now my nose hurts twice as much. XD

  • @Majimba
    @Majimba ปีที่แล้ว

    14:20 and 14:30 Matt's outburst of rage made me laugh so hard,I'm having stomach pain

  • @devilwhonos
    @devilwhonos ปีที่แล้ว +3

    30:34 image if some other team just heard it and walked in wounding wtf lol

  • @westminsterabbey.6916
    @westminsterabbey.6916 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    25:07 I’ll never not love that delivery

  • @nathantodd8951
    @nathantodd8951 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    10:42 "pepper me" from "hamburger meat" does anyone else hear it too?😂😂

  • @Mister_Beano
    @Mister_Beano ปีที่แล้ว +1

    28:18 Deflated Baby

  • @SmugRock96
    @SmugRock96 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    35:07 fun fact: when you die, all of your muscles relax so deep to where you never could alive. This releases everything like feces, urine, and air from your body. This means if Matt were to put a pillow over his grandfather's face, considering Matt's age of 26 years old, making his grandpa very old (my guess would be about 60-80) he would not be springing on the walls. Blargpa is most likely having not the best control on his rectal muscles, meaning it would be way easier to shit himself.
    In conclusion, Matt is right for once, and also said some Matt bullshit

    • @eins2001
      @eins2001 ปีที่แล้ว

      60? Really old? TF?

  • @Shadow0fd3ath24
    @Shadow0fd3ath24 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    30:01 and 1:03:16 are some of the best jokes ever made by Matt lmao

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shame on me perhaps. But i dont get the token joke. :c

    • @wandered_rogue22
      @wandered_rogue22 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@davecrupel2817cause they’re making a joke on the “token black guy” trope since a lot of group will have one black friend to seem more diverse

    • @DrewSavo
      @DrewSavo ปีที่แล้ว

      It doesn’t HAVE to be that way. There’s a British comedian who’s starring role on a tv show catered towards disabled people is ‘Token Able-Bodied Person’

  • @bru9383
    @bru9383 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The fact that almost a third of the video is lobby jokes, you just know what the environment for perfect comedy is. 😂😂
    Warzone is just a beautiful disaster with Smii7y
    Edit: and of course, Jafar

    • @goofy-ahh101.
      @goofy-ahh101. 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      *J A F A R ! !*

  • @RayZrAnims
    @RayZrAnims 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    8:14 "1 guy, 1 pit, 1 crime concealed"

  • @histarke
    @histarke ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:01:16 True reason why Puffer's a big G-
    Taking bs and roast em nice and fine-

  • @violet_steak3412
    @violet_steak3412 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Who lives in a lobster?" got me dying! 49:07

  • @NoahTurbo_
    @NoahTurbo_ ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Ever since Matt's whole frucket joke and 500 liters of frogs story, I personally thought that Animal Crossing: New Horizons would be a good game for him to play on his spare time (like whenever he's not recording or streaming), especially because there's an item in this game literally called "froggy chair"

  • @brziperiod
    @brziperiod ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Frog segment post mattercell animations is hilarious. Like the frodge bit

  • @phelan511
    @phelan511 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    32:07 that fucking laugh😂

  • @Inferiis
    @Inferiis 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Smii7y Warzone moments but it's just Matt being Matt

  • @animer7672
    @animer7672 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    28:50 mfs in 2001 be like

  • @dutch_and_dimes
    @dutch_and_dimes ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I swear Matt just radiates Content Energy just by being present

  • @Anobluu
    @Anobluu ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I noticed it was an hour long compilation like halfway through the video and just went "frucket, I'ma watch the rest now that I got this far" 😂

  • @Joyful_Traitor
    @Joyful_Traitor 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I was looking for the AN ANT clip thank you

  • @Obi1Classic
    @Obi1Classic ปีที่แล้ว +3

    36:06 Waiting for someone to drop a banger using this part.

  • @Elite21022
    @Elite21022 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I like how you have a disclaimer at the beginning to let the viewer know what to expect. Big W in my opinion.

  • @DrewSavo
    @DrewSavo ปีที่แล้ว

    22:00 I’ve heard of sharing brain cells but JEEEEEZUS!!!!!

  • @HarryTunutmoak-s9w
    @HarryTunutmoak-s9w ปีที่แล้ว

    45:22 that HEAD TRAUMA got me laughing hard

  • @brawlingblastoisex9498
    @brawlingblastoisex9498 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I just want to say that at around 2:15 when Blarg said siri, it activated my own 💀

  • @disneydan1504
    @disneydan1504 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    20:09 Smii7y tried to say his joke five times

  • @shweebols
    @shweebols ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the whole ant conversation had me in tears

  • @avienzo
    @avienzo 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    22:05 WHY THAT SOUND SO GOOD THO

  • @TheWiseDoge
    @TheWiseDoge 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    24:05
    Almost every kid show or rom com has a scene where the protagonist is eating something and crying and they sound like this

  • @kaizerai2008
    @kaizerai2008 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    18:58 i think Grizzy is talking bout' Sea Snail

    • @bluebirryn
      @bluebirryn  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, poor Grizzy, the guys just convinced him he's wrong when he was right 😄

  • @ChivalrousThief_Zelnir
    @ChivalrousThief_Zelnir ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "THATS IT, IM RIMMING YOU NEXT TIME I SEE YOU"

  • @Kelsousername
    @Kelsousername 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "who lives in a lobster?" "fucking nobody?" hahaha

  • @miguelangelo2871
    @miguelangelo2871 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This video just made me realize hoe much matt is just a walking content maker 😂

  • @SHSscorp82
    @SHSscorp82 ปีที่แล้ว

    These are the best compilations! So many hilarious moments by about the 5th one I have to wipe away the tears I’m laughing so hard. 😂 18:52 No joke, I didn’t know the snails eaten as escargot weren’t from the ocean. I just assumed they were harvested like oysters & such.

  • @galvatron5778
    @galvatron5778 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The hurricane cow joke is severely underrated

  • @notsmii7y
    @notsmii7y 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    46:58 will always be the best Grizzy lip ever

  • @Cutebear376
    @Cutebear376 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    34:47 ya welcome

    • @tatertots2682
      @tatertots2682 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Do you know what the sound effect is called ive been looking for it for so long lmao

    • @Cutebear376
      @Cutebear376 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tatertots2682 no, sorry.

    • @SchröderGV
      @SchröderGV ปีที่แล้ว

      ​​@@tatertots2682 Just search "brain aneurysm meme", you'll find it :)

  • @MommyJenlmao
    @MommyJenlmao 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    0:11 The sounds my stomach makes when it's upset

  • @dippw
    @dippw 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    24:03 Upset eating, I felt that🥲

  • @ju2tunknown
    @ju2tunknown 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    at 20:49 you can hear the Chica/Bonnie groan from fnaf1

  • @KSwapTheWorld69
    @KSwapTheWorld69 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "RUPERT!"
    🤣😂🙃🤣😂💀

  • @roccosaint5844
    @roccosaint5844 ปีที่แล้ว

    Cow in a hurricane, goes straight to clip of a cow in a tornado. That shit fucking got me.

  • @sudomane
    @sudomane 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    45:03 WHY DID THAT GO SO HARD DAYUMM

  • @JuniperofTheWolves
    @JuniperofTheWolves ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This video, on my graduation day!? Yes please