Funny jokes & stories from Smii7y's Warzone
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 3 มิ.ย. 2024
- A full package of ingame and lobby jokes from Smii7y's Warzone videos. Clips go in a special order. Chapters' timestamps may help you navigate the video. Or you can watch the whole thing with some snacks :)
Please, enjoy :)
Smii7y's channels:
/ @smii7y
/ @smii7yplus
/ @smii7yminus
The boys:
@BlargMyShnoople
@Bigpuffer
@Grizzy
@ElasticDroid
@soup
@WiddasTy
@EliLikesRice
and others
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Warzone playlist:
• Warzone
3 videos that are not there:
• Warzone Moments but it...
• Warzone Moments that m...
• Warzone Moments that r...
Themes' chapters:
00:00 - Froggy frucket
07:37 - Hamburgers
12:21 - Cows?
13:14 - Pax
15:38 - AN ANT!
17:12 - some stories with a$ses
18:37 - Ingame Wild Jokes
32:36 - ASMR Lobby
36:46 - Tasty Lobby
38:53 - Just Lobby Jokes
01:03:58 - 🎹 Outro:
Boyz On The TRAQ ft. Ramsteez, Shotgun Willy
/ boyz-on-the-traq-ft-ra...
@traqula:
@ramsteez175
@ShotgunWilly
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My twitter: / bluebirryn - actually there's nothing special
#smii7y #warzone - เกม
"500 liters of Frog" is one of my favorite Matt's stories.
And "IM RIMMING YOU THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU!" is one of his best threats xD
Looool
I agree
Don't threaten me with a good-
huh
11 billion crabs
21:34
Matt screaming "RUPERT!" had me dying man
I read PUFFERT accidentally 😄
*MY NAME RUPERT.*
I love it how there’s a disclaimer for “not family friendly content” and instantly you hear “500 liters of frog”.
14:50 love how matt goes from being mad annoyed to just "boys, tea's ready" with a calm tone
We all gotta love matt
Probably because of all the wheezing laughter sounded like a kettle.
@@SemiEclectic oh really that's totally not what they meant at all what do you make tea in ? a kettle captain obvious
19:01 *SO WAS A GOD DAMN SQUIRREL GRIZZY!!*
29:58 this is the funniest comeback blarg has made in my opinion. Makes me laugh so hard because he was so quick with it 😂
This is not the only time this happened-
Smii7y: “What flavour are you Grizzy?”😏
Grizzy: “What do you fucking think?-“ 😂
Matt with zero hesitation: “BLACK LICORICE.” 😀
Warzone moments but it's standup comedy
The first 5 minutes or so was all frog jokes but I’m all for it
Oh my god I never noticed that
Thats his whole channel 😂
“The end was… this”
“And we finally reached it, boys”
*Video ends*
Perfect. 😂
Mattercell: "This... gives me... an idea..."
42:53 Probably my favorite clip from Matt, something about the audio of this clip makes it sound like he was recorded by a front door camera
23:14 I’m still waiting for the sitcom to air. Just 3 guys living their lives and in the background you’ve got Jafar the terrorist who’s famously survived 7 suicide bombings just plotting, and they’re just like ‘Yeah dude, rents due next week.’
honestly makes me think of aqua teen hunger force
13:53 that’s just ADHD, yo. I once spent an hour flipping a pencil back and forth from hand to hand.
*AHH WATER ON MY KEYBOARD!*
- Blarg
I love how naturally chaotic and funny Matt is. Like the boys said, he doesn't even TRY to be funny; he's just LIKE THAT all the time.
44:54 thank you for adding the music, it makes it 1000x funnier 😂
That's one of my favorite moments :)
I don’t know which is better: the added music or the fact that through sheer dumb fluke Blarg actually managed to sing in time with the song. _HEAD TRAUMA_
Blarg is just walking content idk how smii7y will get content without him
smii7y manages on his own aswell but blarg is like my friend the content is just there
24:13 "Why did we lose that? This is so good!"
Hehe, it's like the the right side of a brain vs the left side
*frucket*
*bamhurger*
*AN ANT!*
yeah, that's all I wanted to say :)
there's AN ANT in my bamhurger frucket
I want to eat 300 liters of fried frucket
41:01 grizzy sounded like he just had a raccoon shoot up his ass 😂
31:19
transforms into a lawnmower
10:42 Grizzy becomes Kirby
36:08 I love how in time Grizzy was with that burp.
"It was multi-ant. It was ant plural!!"
youtube for some reason refuses to show the video higher than 144p but I think that it just makes it ten times better
49:18 Smii7y's reply sounds like a line from a Tommy Wiseau movie
20:59 ah yes the ultimate stress reliever
Do i really need to say more?
"Bro. It was in spongebob, he was under the sea, what?"
*_"SO WAS A GOD DAMN SQUIRREL, GRIZZY!"_*
That caught me SO off guard. 😭
Hey, thanks for actually doing something with my suggestion, and even adding a bit to it. Most of the time, channels just ignore them but I'm glad to see you actually surf the comments for video ideas like mine and probably many others. You have my subscription and I can't wait for the next compilation.
Thanks
8:00
Don't take that outta context lmfao
35:08 they got me laughing as I was breathing out that was painful but hilarious
Fart jokes never disappoint
11:48 uhh did y’all hear what Matt said?………😂 sure didn’t sound like that…..😮
12:21 should had said holy cow
21:00 ayo all of a sudden im stressed
Do you want a bl*wjob? 😆
Bro the shot at 4:20 even though the conversation is so silly, the shot of blarg Droid and Puffer falling and leaving the trail in the air from smitty’s pov is fucking cool
45:20 head trauma lol
*H E A D T R A U M A ! : )*
6:07 holy shit I almost spat out my drink all over my monitor
54:05 does matt have a POV of this?
Me curious too
Thank u blue for doing all these different Smitty videos❤️
You're welcome
Dude I wish I could have a friendship as pure as these guys
The fact you likely found the exact squirrel image Blarg sent them is both amazing and concerning.
21:34 *¡¡¡RUPERT!!!*
God, every time I hear the frog house story, I can't unsee the Mattercell animation of it. It invades my mind's eye, like a psychic attack. :D
Cows in a hurricane be thinking: HOLY COW
Anyone have a list of the amount of times Smi77y, Blarg, Grizzy, and Puffer have gaslighted each other whether intentional or not because them telling Grizzy that snails don't live in the ocean gets me every time. There are sea snails
25:07 I’ll never not love that delivery
Props to you for putting the episode title for each segment so I know where to find it, as well as your other Smii7y compilations! Thank you kindly for your work!
"You make my heart whole...full of shotgun shrapnel!"
😂😂😂
EDIT: 39:45
At 10:02 on i cant help but feel like the hellhound is the one wanting hamburger in my brain
The fact that almost a third of the video is lobby jokes, you just know what the environment for perfect comedy is. 😂😂
Warzone is just a beautiful disaster with Smii7y
Edit: and of course, Jafar
34:47 ya welcome
Do you know what the sound effect is called ive been looking for it for so long lmao
@@tatertots2682 no, sorry.
@@tatertots2682 Just search "brain aneurysm meme", you'll find it :)
11:17 11:33 11:53 22:20 24:22 36:46 37:33 40:01 40:37 52:45 54:49 55:19 56:05 56:56 58:18 these time stamps are just for me nothing to see here folks
Okay... ;)
11:53 imagine working in a fast food place and getting this costumer
We need a soundboard video
Oh, okay 👍
Frog segment post mattercell animations is hilarious. Like the frodge bit
The hurricane cow joke is severely underrated
This has become one of my favorite videos cause it always makes me laugh so hard.
Know to self, but be careful whenever you drink or eat anything while watching this cause their is a good chance you turn into a water sprinkler!
21:00. I took a sip of milk and immediately spat it out when he said that. That caught me off guard so bad
"you need a bl*wjob?" 😂
(you were drinking milk while watching milk, wow))
Blarg: I got a bucket
Me: Dear God
Blarg: There's more.
@@matthewwiegand4833 Me: NO
I swear Matt just radiates Content Energy just by being present
"who lives in a lobster?" "fucking nobody?" hahaha
30:34 image if some other team just heard it and walked in wounding wtf lol
"im rimming you next time i see you"
This video just made me realize hoe much matt is just a walking content maker 😂
"Bro, it was in SpongeBob, he was under the sea, what?"
"So was a goddamn squirrel, Grizzy!!!"
I noticed it was an hour long compilation like halfway through the video and just went "frucket, I'ma watch the rest now that I got this far" 😂
"THATS IT, IM RIMMING YOU NEXT TIME I SEE YOU"
24:05
Almost every kid show or rom com has a scene where the protagonist is eating something and crying and they sound like this
30:01 and 1:03:16 are some of the best jokes ever made by Matt lmao
Shame on me perhaps. But i dont get the token joke. :c
@@davecrupel2817cause they’re making a joke on the “token black guy” trope since a lot of group will have one black friend to seem more diverse
It doesn’t HAVE to be that way. There’s a British comedian who’s starring role on a tv show catered towards disabled people is ‘Token Able-Bodied Person’
"I better get a full candy bar or I'M OPENING THIS VEST!!!"
24:03 Upset eating, I felt that🥲
35:07 fun fact: when you die, all of your muscles relax so deep to where you never could alive. This releases everything like feces, urine, and air from your body. This means if Matt were to put a pillow over his grandfather's face, considering Matt's age of 26 years old, making his grandpa very old (my guess would be about 60-80) he would not be springing on the walls. Blargpa is most likely having not the best control on his rectal muscles, meaning it would be way easier to shit himself.
In conclusion, Matt is right for once, and also said some Matt bullshit
60? Really old? TF?
1:01:16 True reason why Puffer's a big G-
Taking bs and roast em nice and fine-
I might actually overdose on laughter and die rather than have my depression cured because of this video
46:58 will always be the best Grizzy lip ever
36:06 Waiting for someone to drop a banger using this part.
50 shades of frog 🐸
This video, on my graduation day!? Yes please
Ever since Matt's whole frucket joke and 500 liters of frogs story, I personally thought that Animal Crossing: New Horizons would be a good game for him to play on his spare time (like whenever he's not recording or streaming), especially because there's an item in this game literally called "froggy chair"
Frog Moment.
frog moment
Smii7y is very slowly turning into the Goons with Matt around.
He's the fifth secret agent of Goons 😁
The best group to watch, simply for the comedy.
Bro I be wheezin' like the Penguin from Toy Story 2 by the end of this 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Neither Grizzy nor anyone else have heard of a sea snail before.
13:58 from this and the 30 seconds after of just blarg yelling at grizzy after calling a zoo animal just losing i was on the floor dying tears in my eyes omg i cant breathe my laugh got as much pitch as Smitty's
I wish they showed a pic of soup's pool o frog
Yeah
RUPERT!
14:20 and 14:30 Matt's outburst of rage made me laugh so hard,I'm having stomach pain
"Who lives in a lobster?" got me dying! 49:07
10:35 high pitched grizzly voice 😂
11:35 is my favorite clip yet
I was listening to this in my car, got to 2:12 where blarg said Siri, my siri proceeded to show me crazy frog.
🤣
Matts reaction to the deflated baby 😂
Cow in a hurricane, goes straight to clip of a cow in a tornado. That shit fucking got me.
the whole ant conversation had me in tears
This killed me 😂 37:32
45:22 that HEAD TRAUMA got me laughing hard
“I’m ghostface, you’re blackface”
Actually had me combusting 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
20:09 Smii7y tried to say his joke five times
Just lobby clips literally the most funniest
Smii7y’s videos are always better with grizzy honestly
Thank you for this... I just found it, and it made my day