Haunted By A Ghost vs Be Followed By A Stalker | SquADD Cast Versus | All Def
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- Introducing the All Def SquADD Cast show “Versus". It’s a podcast with the OG SquADD! Each week, the SquADD will debate topics and vote at the end to see what wins. Versus airs every Monday and you can download and listen wherever podcasts are found.
Special Guest
Lance Woods
This Week We Discuss
Haunted By A Ghost vs Be Followed By A Stalker
Jailed Every Weekend For A Year vs 5 Hours Of Community Service For 2 Years
Only Be Able To Watch A Movie Once vs Listen To An Album Once
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Lance said he only remembered 2 numbers, and one of them was 911, I laughed real loud 🤣
That shit had me dying 😂😂
Lou Lou: "I'm not going to say it out loud"
Meg: Says everything out loud anyway
😂
"So you be dating, like, idiots..." 😭😭😭
“Try to have a regular Monday after 7 studs spit in your butt” Pat is sick😂😂😂😂😂
Wild 😂
That boi Lance got them Boris the animal glasses from MIB 3 joints on rn 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
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Ayyyy yooo lock this man up I'm dying fucking boris the animal!!!! Nice reference cuz
These are sick tho
😂😂😂😂
Thats a deep cut reference lol
"Try to have a regular Monday after 7 studs spit in your butt". Patrick is a menace
Be stuck at dinner with your most annoying family member(s) vs Be stuck in a meeting with your most annoying coworker(s)
The wizard has specified in both scenarios you must spend at least 3 hrs in these environments and you're not allowed to ignore the people in the room
I upvote this one
And Patrick poppin on here with his BBB (bad bitch bun) is hilarious 😂😂
"Why would he be using a blender?" I mean he's not wrong lol
Meg opening with explaining her hypocrisy on traveling while sick is hilarious. Girl just say that you don't care who you get sick, you are going on vacation lol
My favorite line "why is it about the show and not the jail!"
Meg is a super spreader, starting with her shoulders😂 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
😮😮😮😮😮
Wow
🤣🤣🤣🏃🏾♀️🏃🏾♀️
Dude look like an Isley brother and R Kelly fused together with these glasses on and over head Pixar light😂😂
Robert isley 😂😂
@@mrwave0708 Robert Isley is hilarious.
I know I wasn't tripping he looks just like R Kelly with locs 😂😂😂😂😂😂
That’s hilarious .. don’t forget the Bobby brown jaw 😂
When I clicked this video, I read this comment as it was loading. And I'm thinking, who is this person talking about....And I was given an answer immediately. Lmao
At this point y’all just get high and just talk about anything 🤣
Exactly why I watch
That’s what it’s always been about🤣we get high and watch them talk while high🤣
🙄 duh
I agree with Lance's take on documentaries. Not all documentaries operate off of pure facts, some of it is speculation and just flat out lies. Documentaries aren't held to the standard of needing to be factual.
A documentary can be made about you without your permission as well.
Yup documentaries can be very bias.
There's a massive hurricane headed towards the Caribbean, hurricane Beryl is a cat 4 right now, be safe Meg 🙏🏾 💯
Lord I thought they recorded these a bit in advance! 😩
@reenat.8283 like a week before at least.
Close to the beginning, somebody said the 28th was a couple weeks ago. That means this was probably recorded at least 3 weeks ago.
@@The_Broke_GamerThey weren’t referring to the day, he said the 28th as a joke to the joke prior
This was recorded at least a week before
Not Pat spotting out that LouLou ex snitched 😂😂😂
"can't lie? Are you American?" had me dyin
I love when Meg is there
Lulu and Patrick got the same hairline 😂
On Gawd
On Gawd
On Gawd
Lance was bombing the. Whole hour lol
I would have rather had Dion. Lance not funny to me.
"When my girl is talking, I'm listening to nothing" -Lance
YESSS! This was my suggestion! 😊
❤
W
12:08 Lance, that was your main concern? Your shoe laces??? 😂😂😂
Fun fact! I know someone who spent weekends in jail and they in FACT stay in the holding cell. They don't go to the back. They stay in the front the whole time. No where to sleep, just a stone bench.
Tahir at the witness protection joint, fresh off taking his mugshot
😂
Aye the 2nd one was my suggestion 😂🫡
I had a good belly laugh at Lance calling Meg a super spreader. 🤣🤣💝
Awww Evil Meg got the flu!! I hope you feel better soon better you go over seas giving people your wickedness. 😂😂
Cast you one of those healing spells or stir up some concoction stew like you do! You’ll be ight! 😂
It’s all love Meg!
Lol yess we love Evil Meg 😈
If yall went to jail:
Lou Lou going to Alcatraz
Pat going to weenie hut jail
Evil Meg the Wicked get trapped in a lamp
Tahir stuck at the end of the rainbow that Kelly/ Isley fused ninja need to walk the plank 😂😂
The last two are keeling me 😂
I get Woods take on documentaries. These docs are made by people that wasn’t there. They getting made for entertainment purpose and not to inform like it was intended.
Why Lou Lou talking about a crime from 16 like it’s a murder she committed yesterday? Lmao why do they bring up stories just to act scared to talk about them… they don’t know how crime works.. so I think they lying 😂
Deff lying lol
Lou Lou said this is a good place to start the show!😂😂😂😂😂
Haunted by a ghost, jailed every weekend, watch a movie once
"I think other people will be fine"
Said patient zero...
Telling on ya self is wild 😂 get better Meg and don’t b passing that shit around the plane
Fighting at a online school made me laugh way to much 😂😅
Pat got scolded by musicians lol😂 I’m dead 💀 I love it when pats in here lol❤
Can you imagine being a kindergarten teacher all week and the weekend you second in command of MS 13, or a head blood
44:06 They beat a plague into you 🤣💀💀
That deserved more laughs than it got 😂
@@Ty41023 Ikr LoL 😆
Lance ain't lying about that light lmfao he was in Elk Grove I live around the corner 😂
I just got done riding a long message about that I was going down Franklin towards Laguna Boulevard and got a speeding ticket and I didn’t want to fight it because it was his word against mine but I knew I was not speeding!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣Elk grove is crazy
The best part of my Monday morning by far!!
Lance made the whole room go quiet as heck multiple times. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Them jokes were a swing and a miss!!!!!!! BUT HE REFUSED TO GO BACK TO THE DUGOUT!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This way early good thing I’m at work
Bruh got on them Burger King wild Wild West glasses😂
Deep Cut 😂😂😂
It’s gets quiet every time lance says something. They stop talking and laughing. 😂😂
He’s not funny.
@@whewchile9818 he’s really not. I can count how many times I’ve laughed at his jokes. I used to think Fu was Lance. RIP Fu
Ohh I got one for yall, “WOULD YOU RATHER FIND OUT HUMANS WERE CREATED BY ALIENS, & there is no god or technically they’d be our gods OR would you rather find out there is no afterlife”?
If you're only there on the weekend, it'd be miserable because you'd never get the chance to order commissary.
And plus commissary only runs during the week
Dude look like he at a poker tournament with them glasses 😂😂😂
Do the holy ghost count 😂😂
My Observation Haki felt Lou Lou coming in 😂😂
Lou Lou: “see we listen. Put it in the comments.”
Comments section almost every week: Please don’t bring Lou Lou back on the show.
lol yall finally seeing lying ass lou lou 😂
Lance is one of my favorite people.
😂😂😂I love when Lance is on anything. He makes my soul laugh
Hope you feel better meg ❤
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"I dont make the rules" but he literally makes up the rules lol
Tahir got that Roxy wifi
That whole jail talk was triggering 😩 and so true 😆 it’s nothing like the movies 😂
This is the only thing that makes me look forward to Mondays 🙌🏾
Meg sounded like a narc 😂
Meg been fine, but she's downright gorgeous in this episode.
Lance be trying way…too hard to crack in a joke! 😂
And it never works…like ever.😂
In my 20s I had to do 26 weekends in jail. It was crazy when people asked what I was doing for the weekends and didn't know lmao. Fri 6pm to sun 6pm
why did you HAVE to, if I may ask?
@@agrainofsands can't remember. It was some misdemeanor some 20+ yrs ago. I do remember since my kids mother went to court and said I was the only one working that's why they made me do weekends though
@@agrainofsandscan be simple stuff like missd court, traffic violations. non violent offenses when you have a full time job, a family and a nice judge
12:33 fuck having to re-lace some sneakers, they every pull the string out your HOODIE!!!
Oh I gotta doodle that ghost haunting kid Pat's house! 😁
When Lou Lou get heavy up top?! Not complaining or shaming 😌 😅
AllDef is slowly fading away… I miss prime ADD when they was back in the office goofing around 😢
Cap
WE HERE
Is it just me that thought Lance threw the vibe and chemistry off in this episode? Like he'd just say random shit and make it cringey for a couple of seconds. There were a couple of bad spots especially at the end 😭
Yes!!!
He’s not funny to me.
You took the land the antibiotic. Hilarious
Next Topic: Sit in a room with no windows with someone with severe Halitosis
Or, non stop Itching all over your body.
That’s a good one😂
"You can't just make up lies"... yes they can.
Hey goody two shoes Pat! Hush up with your judgement on court and crime!
I’m with Pat, any Jim Carrey movie will do and Liar Liar is my favorite next to Bruce Almightyor even me myself and Irene.. he’s been my fav actor since I was 9
Last week was hard to watch. This was much better!!
I was wondering who deep voice started the pod. Then the visuals came in 🤣🤣🤣💀
Lance reminds me of that weird uncle who tells jokes
I’ve been waiting for C.P. To pop back in. Why am I just now noticing C.P. Is no longer in the pic. Went back it’s been 3 months since they changed it 7 months since his last episode 😢
I don't want my booty on the line 🤣🤣🤣
SUPER SPREADER MEG!!!
Lou Lou is so New York. I Love it!
Loulou, Kanisha, and Keisha E. have the best story
Yes they do😂
lou lou is that annoying pick me girl. Lance asked if yall picked up a charge for someone before. lou lou says I have, when I was 16 then gets cold feet and says nothing else 😂 over 15 years ago fam? Ain't no one still looking for you or your ex. She a horrible liar.
Facts I’m over her being on here lowkey
You don't get to choose any community service that you want. They provide a list of services. If you are doing weekend you are normally not in a cell with other people or people who have similar or minor charges.
4:18 Hey speaking of taking a charge, I could have sworn I saw Lance on the the show The Chi over the weekend. The character was coming home from jail after doing a bid for someone else. But then I looked closer and the actor was the guy Jackie Long from ATL the movie who played Esquire with a wig with locks on. 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I got excited at first like yea look at Lance booking roles! 🤷🏾♀️ 😂😂😂
Bruh the dude and the top left corner look like R Kelly with locs
Jennifer Lopez vs Ashanti (music wise) who’s better!!?🔥
Brooklyn. And ya don't stop.
Keep Every Adam Sandler Movie vs Keep Every Will Farrell Movie (the other is erased from history)
So Meg is on “vacation” watch Jasmine be on the next episode 🤔
Who is paying to see Lou for stand up she has never been funny😭they must really be friends irl cause she not on here for comedy purposes.
I’d pay. LouLou is hella funny.
Alright all these bomning on to the next topic. Way to take control Tahir
All of these were pretty good
I had the chills and sore throat for the weekend. Was it the flu as well? I’m straight now tho
Dang Lou I aint even know you lived in Starrett! Props to you for getting out of the pretty P's
This will be used as evidence 😂😂😂
Tahir 🗿 head ahh
Anyone that has done more than a month in jail OR has a strong mind will chose the jail weekends for a year ✊🏾 cakewalk compared to working for free everyday for 2 years 😂😂😂😂😂
It's Kell's looking a$z😂😂😂
Lance got the cartel on dial w that jaw;; what comedy money?