Booking You in Jail | Intake Assessment | Finger Prints ASMR

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  • @darlee99
    @darlee99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "What was you address before this became your address?" Lol!!

  • @zesuper
    @zesuper 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    First time seeing your channel, clicked on for a “two minute test listen”, you had me at 1:45 with that Shia joke 😂

  • @nelevanloon2930
    @nelevanloon2930 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love how original your videos are! 😄 this is fantastic again, your voice is so wonderful and I love the writing too 🥰 thank you for making this great videos for us! ❤️

    • @CicadaWhispersASMR
      @CicadaWhispersASMR  2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I can't take all the credit lol my husband thought of this theme haha
      I'm very happy to hear you enjoyed this one as well!

  • @7andthengo
    @7andthengo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "I will fax it too, myself, and upload it that way" 😂😂

    • @CicadaWhispersASMR
      @CicadaWhispersASMR  2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      no one really know how to get paper to pc! lol

    • @johnisawesome3061
      @johnisawesome3061 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same energy as "I'll put the box in another box, mail it to myself, then smash it with a hammer!"

  • @BeautifulDisaster2
    @BeautifulDisaster2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Another great idea for a video. Very relaxing and I really enjoyed the finger prints part - although it's probably a good job getting booked isn't this relaxing or we'd all be down the station :P

    • @CicadaWhispersASMR
      @CicadaWhispersASMR  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol imagine needing to destress and "welp, honey I'm going out to be arrested and booked"

  • @tintededges
    @tintededges 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love having my fingerprints taken, really great idea for a video!

  • @bexmw
    @bexmw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lmao, “just don’t do it”
    Great joke to slide in there

  • @antekpiekutosky818
    @antekpiekutosky818 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Beautiful clip ! ❤️

  • @zr3755
    @zr3755 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:27 Is it the body in the trunk of my car?

  • @fsc.creative
    @fsc.creative 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Ohhh God, I need to find out what my crime was!

  • @Anais.29
    @Anais.29 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Am I the only one obsessed with the framed meme in the back? 😂

  • @ericw3038
    @ericw3038 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Imagine being booked and processed with that picture in the background 👉🏻 😼

  • @Tonesworth
    @Tonesworth ปีที่แล้ว

    if only i had it this calm

  • @bxnnygarden
    @bxnnygarden 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    yayy :D already know this is gonna be a new fav

  • @shanliangasmr4170
    @shanliangasmr4170 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank you❤️

  • @jane8741
    @jane8741 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank you 😊

  • @sunihernandez4566
    @sunihernandez4566 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:09 😆😆😆

  • @bbopetersen
    @bbopetersen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Obsessed with this! Your creativity is off the charts. I tried so hard to stay awake because I was so invested in the intake process but I guess I’ll just have to pick up where I left off when I wake up 😂

  • @MichelleLM88
    @MichelleLM88 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    22:50 this whole section is freaking hilarious if you don't have any tattoos, just freckles.
    No tattoos, just freckles.
    How many what? freckles? I don't know over 1,000
    They're not tattoos. They're freckles see.
    Yeah you can check them
    Gang affiliation?.. Mushroom??? Freckles. They are freckles. Freckles understand?
    What? what do I think it means in Japanese? My freckles?
    What are you googling, freckles or "my freckles" in Japanese?
    Seriously mama they're just freckles! They are not tattoos.

  • @shaniquawhitfield94
    @shaniquawhitfield94 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I need to be arrested immediately😍

  • @spicnspan320
    @spicnspan320 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Listen, I heard he was an actual cannibal and I wanted to find out for myself. I don't see the crime in that.

    • @CicadaWhispersASMR
      @CicadaWhispersASMR  2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      did you provide him with cannibal...(gulps) cuisine??..

    • @spicnspan320
      @spicnspan320 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CicadaWhispersASMR I was invited to a dinner party but y’all arrested me first :/

  • @rcjames4
    @rcjames4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Some ex con: "ahh finally an ASMR for me"

    • @CicadaWhispersASMR
      @CicadaWhispersASMR  2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I feel like anyone who's been arrested would be the least relaxed by this content.

  • @deandoe7813
    @deandoe7813 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jail intake is never relaxing. Now I need asmr to deal w this.

  • @accounteins4789
    @accounteins4789 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jail without handcuffs??

    • @RRosing6744
      @RRosing6744 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SUPER minimum security lol

  • @adamhuston9955
    @adamhuston9955 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    You can always arrest me any time you want to Cicada ASMR personality. Love from your loving friend Adam and also your loving prisoner Adam ❤❤❤❤❤😊❤.

  • @richardbeard9391
    @richardbeard9391 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I swear I didnt do it

  • @TobyAnderson
    @TobyAnderson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    She really wanted to trash us about the tattoo.

  • @GoJuventus
    @GoJuventus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Tallahassee county jail: cicada checks my record jeez what did you do
    me shot a cop hit and killed a man went on the run got apprehended in Michigan and brought back to Florida I had drugs guns and I'm facing trial today
    cicada ok let's bring you to the cell what tattoos do you have ok cop killer tattoos a Glock tattoo a cop shot tattoo a teardrop tattoo and a f the police tattoo alright James Williams welcome to Tallahassee County penitentiary your sentence if 99 - 34 on death row and your facing life or 3456 years if convicted ok let's get you into the cell so you can stay here until your next trial which is in 8 months : breaking news cop killer James Williams was sentenced to death today he will be executed on December 1st 2022 officer Dennis has died from his injuries im James Jackson CBS news Tallahassee
    thank you, James the mayor of Florida will mourn officer Dennis, while Williams sits on death row awaiting execution ok that's it for tonight im Laura bye

  • @Sapphires1985
    @Sapphires1985 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Well I'll be dammed a rotary phone

  • @DonnyJS
    @DonnyJS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like ASMR, but why for jail lmao, I hated that processing 💀.

  • @angelicalivingston9880
    @angelicalivingston9880 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You’d be great doing a Veronica Mars role play!

    • @CicadaWhispersASMR
      @CicadaWhispersASMR  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      this isn't the first time I've heard this!
      I have never actually seen the show.

  • @aboveaveragejoe6291
    @aboveaveragejoe6291 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You can arrest me anytime 😉