This one's foolproof. You: "Before we get started, I just need to ask, are you part of a CIA plot to steal my sperm?" Her: "No..." You: "Ok then. Would you like to be?"
A pineapple isn't a fruit either, it's a berry. However the largest distinction is simply social perception and flavour profiles. The mechanics of where/how they grow have exceptions, there is no real difference
Bad pick up lines, but at least they made her smile
thats a win
Mission failed successfully?
If you nail three in a row, that's a win in my books.
That's better than a pickup line
Bad pickup lines with Pikamee smile? I can't see why not
Pika flexing her Kaiju status by massively destroying Chat
Are you a kettle? Because you are hot when you laugh.
Oof
Hey girl are you steam? Because you’ve been making me whistle all day.
I really want to see Pikamee's reaction to that because I have feeling it would be hilarious
You have now the duty to bust that one on stream.
Send the superchat before someone else's does
The squirrel one is kinda awesome, might start using it
Damn bro. Definitely use it on Candice the Schools hottest chick.
The squirrel I know won't easily be swayed by that one though, I think.
@@zom_tyt7382 Nice try i heard Joe already told her that at Sawcon
@@notme69 is that the guy that had ligma?
@@radsimp5710 I'll have you know it was Steve Jobs with the ligma, not me, also Sawcon was nice, I told my friend Bofa all about it
There's a French proverb that say "Woman who laugh is already halfway to your bed".
So, in that sense, they're not that bad pick up line.
I've often heard in those "women what do you look for in a man?" questions, that someone who can make me laugh is always high on the list
The problem is when they laugh AFTER going to your bed 😆
Yeah it's Napoleon that said: “A woman laughing is a woman conquered.”
yeah but the french are like the most fuckable nationality on earth
I actually studied French for three years six years ago (stupidly enough I haven't used it since so yeah) and I never learned that.
My favorite line is, “Hey girl is your father a baker? Cause your buns are HOT!!” 😂
Not even “cause his buns are HOT” disappointed
We need a "World's Worst Dating Service" but with Vtubers
I nominate Calliope Mori and Kureji Ollie.
gosh i laughed so hard. best clip of the year so far 🥇
That guy at the end had sure made Risu proud.
Damn girl, did you fall from heaven? Because it looks like you fell really hard.
lmfao
Did you fall from heaven? Because you brought light to my life
Did you fall from heaven? Because your leg is facing the wrong way
Is it just me or subcribing to ClipChama and Pikamee made being single more enjoyable, delightful even ?? 😂 Crap DAYO!!
Good job, chat... wait a moment! Chat got roasted in the end... "Now I understand why you guys don't have a girlfriend" LoL
The are you free tonight was pretty good ngl I laughed so hard
From "pick up lines" it turned into "Pika lines"
Anything can be a pickup line with enough conviction
Pikamee laughing is so cute
Chat must be a pot because the kettle is calling it black.
Props to PAK215 at 0:47 for the DEEP Weird AL reference.
The whole song is bad pick-up lines.
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row row row your boat gently down the stream, merely merely merely i can make you scream
The deez nuts line 60% of the time it works everytime.
Your name is Pikamee? well, you can Pick up me...
This needs more attention
"You look like an angel that fell from heavel, gurl"
"Aaw. How sweet!"
(Me telling her that she have the face of Lucifer)
"Seems like my chat, everybody is really nice people. I don't understand though".
Oh, Pika, if only it worked like that..
damn girl are you a scientist. because how much does the sun weigh
Pika learning the best pickup lines from chat
That first 'ba baan' was definitely the Netflix sound
The Yugoslavian one lmao
As a Croatian I can confirm that one would work on a small procentage of older women lol...
Is there anyone still use the classic ‘Beautiful moon’ line in Japan? 🌕❤
Mostly is media like TV and books and stuff, language has evolved now that it's more of a cheesy joke of a line rather than how people actually talk
"Do you like Tapes and CDs?..." I can't write the rest of the chat up line. Too dirty.
I can only see two ideas, one sounds awkward and the other is just a 'gottem'
"If I said you have a beautiful body, would it really matter in the cold, uncaring vastness of this empty void if a universe?"
pika's laugh is so infectious :3
Is your family tree a Palm tree? Because it doesn't seem to branch.
A small sacrifice to make for comedy.
Pika just killed her fans with that girlfriend jab.
This one's foolproof.
You: "Before we get started, I just need to ask, are you part of a CIA plot to steal my sperm?"
Her: "No..."
You: "Ok then. Would you like to be?"
I miss Pikamee
"Now I understand why you don't have a girlfriend!"
Something something.... glass house... something something...
Oh THAT'S the reason I've never had success with a pickup line, I need to finish it with BA-BAAAAAAN
“Dang girl, are you a construction worker? ‘Cus you’re building.”
“Building?”
“Yes.”
“Building what?”
“Mind your own business.”
No girlfriend here, my goal in life is watching every ClipChama video ever posted! ファイトだよ！💪
Can someone explain that "Yugoslavian hands" one? I found out that it's from a Weird Al song but I don't understand how it's supposed to work.
If i told you ypu had a stellar body would you impact me wiping out most life on my surface
0:34 ueh
chat: EMOTIONAL damage!
PAK215 with a Weird Al reference. Truly a person of culture.
"What's your favorite Pokémon?"
Not really a pick-up line, but it's a great getting-to-know-you question.
Pika is just Pennywise at this point, but instead of consuming fear, she consumes cringe, much more effective in this day and age.
The first pickup line is comedy gold and no one can tell me otherwise.
She fucking destroyed the chat at the end.
Chat was just brutally murdered at the end XD.
0:46 Isn't that a Weird Al lyric? I recognized it immediately.
Pika just murdered them boys right at their desk.
Deez nuts joke 😂😂😂
I like how she had a contest to try to make her laugh and no one could do it but these stupid PIKAp lines make her die from silliness.
emotional damage!
Me watching this video:
"Oof right in the kokoro"
So Pikamee have kitsune mimi and shippo too, that's too cute
Her roasting chat is so good. Lol.
Pika, your nickname will forever be "cute anime girl".
Botanically, a cucumber is actually a fruit
A pineapple isn't a fruit either, it's a berry.
However the largest distinction is simply social perception and flavour profiles. The mechanics of where/how they grow have exceptions, there is no real difference
oof dayo
Pikami: why my chat can't find a girlfriend? They are such nice people.
Chat: *starts joking*
Pikami: Ah, so that's why
Pak215 had me laughing so hard.
Lol pikamee is always be a favourite of mine.
Pika went savage there at the end.
Girl You know what I'm wearing today that smile you just gave me.
That cute pika face 💛
whoooo can say where the road goes~
where the wind blows~
onlyyy time~
Pika with her sick burns lol
At least they didn’t hit her with the “Do you have any ________ in you? Do you want some?”
Are you Google?
Because you've got everything I'm searching for.
My bones are broken because I fell for you pretty hard.
I caught that Weird Al reference in there.
"Hey beautiful, are you viagra? 'cause you're just what I needed"
GOTTEM dayo😂
Destruction 100
Thanks for that truth bomb, excuse me while I go and get drunk and cry myself to sleep :D
If it makes a girl laugh. Its a pick up line. They're meant to be ice breakers to take the edge off.
Pika-p lines.
She truly an precious
0:08 if it was me, i would cringe myself after the speech. But, this kettle can impressively handle it like breathing
Only one could claim the "Pika-p Line Prize".
Hey girl , are you a soda? cause you are sparkling..
Her foxy parts are so fricking cute.
Girl, are you a therapist? Because I need you.
We farming kekw's out here and pepelaughs 🤣
pain dayo 😭
Contagious laughter 😂
Chat got boiled.
Does the Yugoslavian one have an actual second meaning? I didn't get it.
It's from a Weird Al song
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Say this to your crush. Your eye twinkle at the night Stars.
Oh no. We got roasted again
Making a girl smile or laugh is the best way to start a successful try on flirting.
I love the first one.
Man remember when she wouldn't get a single one of these, times changed
Im proud to be here bois.
God she's unbearably fuckin cute 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖
"D is Natsu!"
Pikamee is my favorite Cutecumber
I want those kettle files.