Sigma TikTok Dating Advice (with Jarvis Johnson)

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  • @fblokland3538
    @fblokland3538 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5508

    My friend, if a fish came up to me, started talking, and gave me fishing advice I would sure as hell listen to the fish

    • @Hey_Jamie
      @Hey_Jamie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +328

      Ah come on, trust us! We’d never gather by the millions in a coordinated effort to take you all down for catching, killing and eating us for centuries! Nah we just wanna let you know how to do it for effectively! You can trust us 🐟🐠🐡

    • @lampwithabluelight
      @lampwithabluelight 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Yeah, trust us 😃

    • @martinapackova3315
      @martinapackova3315 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Trust us

    • @Teddy-mo9bn
      @Teddy-mo9bn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      I think you might be aquaman

    • @zammoof
      @zammoof 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      My brother in christ

  • @Jsembuh.Klansemi
    @Jsembuh.Klansemi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3322

    i love how he dehumanizes women by comparing them to fish, and calling them "it" and still expects to find someone that isn't shallow, that likes him for his godawful personality and not his body/money... good stuff lol

    • @chikooochikkk6235
      @chikooochikkk6235 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Don’t think that part is that bad, but then thinking women can’t say anything valuable. They basically want to manipulate women and all this „women say no but mean yes“…mindset, it’s repulsive.

    • @UniqueliAnimationsSN
      @UniqueliAnimationsSN 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      And what about lesbians lmao they "catch" women too 🤡

    • @kluu880
      @kluu880 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Fr💀

    • @CombustibleCake
      @CombustibleCake 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      him: having muscles is a personality trait
      also him: i want you to like me for my personality, not my body!!!

    • @Anonymous-bi5pv
      @Anonymous-bi5pv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      men moment

  • @ali7nah
    @ali7nah 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2086

    the statue is actually holding a shoe. the guy is the founder of Adidas. it would have been 100 times better if he was holding a fish tho lol (thank you art history class 👊🏽)

    • @maylen9299
      @maylen9299 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      oh cool! Good to know.

    • @capisceeshorigami3702
      @capisceeshorigami3702 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      youtube just asked me how satisfied i was with your comment

    • @ali7nah
      @ali7nah 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@capisceeshorigami3702 well, i hope you were satisfied lol

    • @venomg5799
      @venomg5799 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Lol i thought he was some baseball player from ages ago holding a mitt.

    • @SM-yz4hi
      @SM-yz4hi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      i thought it was a hot dog lol

  • @looneylune3438
    @looneylune3438 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1228

    I love it when misogynist guys like this demand so much from women in a relationship, all while objectifying them, insulting them, and giving them a rating, meanwhile they're a maximum 2/10 and the human embodiment of a pre-owned Honda Civic

    • @Anonymous-bi5pv
      @Anonymous-bi5pv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      men moment

    • @teeess1909
      @teeess1909 2 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      dont knock the civic like this i would take a 97 used civic before any of those dudes

    • @Vexarax
      @Vexarax 2 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      What confuses me is that guys like this are never bringing anything to the relationship? Looks-issues aside (and yeah I'm also not into copycat Ken dolls lol) they seem to think that _they themselves_ are the reward. The woman has to fulfill all these impossible standards while allowing herself to be subjegated and treated like dirt, but all he has to do is apparently exist? It's so bizarre!
      A guy identifying as an alpha male replied to a comment I made yesterday and he was saying "hypocrite - I bet you friendzone all the nice guys" .. um, yes, if I have male friends I obviously want them to be nice? Or do you think that because they're nice I'm obligated to bang them all? I'm so confused!!!

    • @AlexisTwoLastNames
      @AlexisTwoLastNames 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      why do people hate on civics. 😂 i love them. more like a pre-owned chevy lmaooo. (my chevy sucks)

    • @BlakeHall1
      @BlakeHall1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Used civics are known for being really good, that's why they retain their value better than other cars.

  • @cowboybaby
    @cowboybaby 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1206

    how i interpreted him blocking a fictional girl for asking about his car is like...idk about yall but when i go on a date and im getting in their car i take note of the make and model and send it to a friend in case i get kidnapped and or murdered 💀 so uhh blocking someone for asking that has a darker tone to me personally

    • @CreatEr1n
      @CreatEr1n 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Ooo, good point!

    • @Rico401Prov
      @Rico401Prov 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why don’t you just take your own car, you coward?

    • @thylionheart
      @thylionheart 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      FR THO

    • @Soulraven2735
      @Soulraven2735 2 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      I believe that he views that question as the woman judging how much he makes based on his car, aka her being a gold digger. He of course is wrong.

    • @cowboybaby
      @cowboybaby 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      @@Soulraven2735 yeah dude i know but im just saying that personally if this happened to be id be freaked the fuck out about what could have happened if i had gotten in that car

  • @shaybribri
    @shaybribri 2 ปีที่แล้ว +590

    Heaven forbid I ask the guy who’s supposed to be picking me up what car he has??? Like even Lyft just gives me that info with no hesitation

  • @partyboytown
    @partyboytown 2 ปีที่แล้ว +622

    i cant think of alphas the way they want me to anymore 😞 after finding out omegaverse lore i cannot take them seriously

    • @Ambarfing
      @Ambarfing 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      LMFAOOO OH NO

    • @zoeyc5851
      @zoeyc5851 2 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      Dont be mean to them they might be in their rut

    • @nybunny7867
      @nybunny7867 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@zoeyc5851 thanks I’m having blast from the past.

    • @starzies
      @starzies 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      HELPPPP 😭😭😭😭

    • @jongininikim5219
      @jongininikim5219 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      @@zoeyc5851 yeah they're just looking for a nice breedable omega

  • @amagicalduck155
    @amagicalduck155 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1349

    This guy knows that when you catch a fish, it's to kill and eat them right? That's not usually the goal when it comes to women

    • @kishinumaayumi
      @kishinumaayumi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      To be fair to this guys its kinda like that... they just want to and teach how to have a high body count when it comes to these people.. in a way they just view women as disposables but then yearn for a "wifey"

    • @cynister7384
      @cynister7384 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      "usually"

    • @onyx081
      @onyx081 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That may not be their goal, but considering that these types of dudes are unhinged incels it'll probably end up happening.

    • @TheSimplyCooking
      @TheSimplyCooking 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Or is it? 🤔

    • @teathesilkwing7616
      @teathesilkwing7616 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      So THATS why I can’t get a girlfriend

  • @T-Ford
    @T-Ford 2 ปีที่แล้ว +679

    This is the type of guy that puts these TikToks on his resume and then is confused why he can’t get a job in beta testing.

    • @nate_storm
      @nate_storm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      can he get a job in sigma testing?

    • @Lilyjem39
      @Lilyjem39 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      cause he’s not a beta obvi 🙄

    • @user-xh6cg7zf9h
      @user-xh6cg7zf9h 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      such an underrated comment bahahaha

    • @veryferalthing
      @veryferalthing 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      he's doing WHAT to the betas???!!?

  • @fiopachonehidalgo8176
    @fiopachonehidalgo8176 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    actually the fish and fisherman metaphor is pretty accurate because if I see an alpha male im not gonna see them as equals but rather as a fucking menace and a danger to my health and the fact that alpha males see women as pray rather than just human beings is so fucking accurate it hurts

    • @A-RedHerring
      @A-RedHerring ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why do you think most men ever talk to most women?

    • @antisocialbred
      @antisocialbred 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@A-RedHerringto engage in social interaction with other people??

    • @A-RedHerring
      @A-RedHerring 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@antisocialbred For possible sex.
      Sorry, but that's the truth.

    • @jl2280
      @jl2280 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@A-RedHerring To get something from women, because all men are predatory, selfish liars incapable of love and fostering genuine relationships and only use women (and people in general) to get what they want?

    • @shrutighosh8934
      @shrutighosh8934 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@A-RedHerring so you men are admitting that men talk to women to prey on them😮😮... Gosh, next time my coworker comes to ask me for help, I am calling the cops on him 😭😭

  • @itsmist-er
    @itsmist-er 2 ปีที่แล้ว +484

    You wouldn't ask prey how to catch it. Maybe stop viewing women as prey and then you can absolutely take the advice of women.

    • @ghostlinng5225
      @ghostlinng5225 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      exactly, it’s scary that that’s how he views dating rather than two people wanting to get to know and spend time with each other… asking women for advice would mean that he would have to learn respect rather than uphold his male gaze ideals

    • @thecheshire5762
      @thecheshire5762 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Yea like are these dudes physically and mentally incapable of viewing women as people I do not understand

    • @sarahfromtheneverland9001
      @sarahfromtheneverland9001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Oh no but that will humanize women. We all know we're subhumans.

    • @ccouch713
      @ccouch713 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yes this is so freaking weird, especially if you put it in any other context.

  • @notanarsonist7574
    @notanarsonist7574 2 ปีที่แล้ว +357

    You don't ask a woman for advice cuz they'll tell you to NOT treat them like shit

  • @anaana-tf2tw
    @anaana-tf2tw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    1:52 fish want him, women fear him, fishermen hate him :/ find out his secret!

  • @napalm4724
    @napalm4724 2 ปีที่แล้ว +489

    He is holding the DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE. "I'm gonna steal the Declaration of Independence" - Nick Cage

    • @kit6561
      @kit6561 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      nick cage is an alpha male confirmed??????

    • @mothcakes
      @mothcakes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@kit6561 obviously 🙄

  • @annarennie
    @annarennie ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "Things girls say when they're not interested"
    "I'm not interested"
    Mind-blown.

  • @fionatastic0.070
    @fionatastic0.070 2 ปีที่แล้ว +779

    Not only is the fisherman analogy dehumanizing, but it implies that women never pursue other women, guess I as a wlw don’t exist lol

    • @camille1324
      @camille1324 2 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      We r sharks 🦈

    • @polly-fe3pq
      @polly-fe3pq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      *turns into dust and flies away*

    • @cynister7384
      @cynister7384 2 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      Also implies that you're pursuing women who don't want it, as far as I know, fish don't want to be caught.

    • @noircrow1665
      @noircrow1665 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Angler fish!!!!

    • @TibsisTops
      @TibsisTops 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "There's always a bigger fish" 😏

  • @teeess1909
    @teeess1909 2 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    I'm an iota male. Very small and difficult to see.

  • @Hey_Jamie
    @Hey_Jamie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    I love the block after ‘what kind of car are you driving?’ Because it insinuates either A. He drives a beater and he’s embarrassed and since she seems to be materialistic, he knows he’s out of his lane, or B. That if he has a nice car, THAT THAT ISN’T THE LITERAL EXACT REASON HE GOT IT FOR LOL

    • @SketchyCharactersAndCrime
      @SketchyCharactersAndCrime 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      No he drives a block. Just a giant Lego with wheels.

    • @sophiejohnson6437
      @sophiejohnson6437 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Or ... maybe she noticed that a strange car has been following her around ever since he started talking to her lol

    • @venomg5799
      @venomg5799 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Or like the video literally said, so she knows what fucking car to look for so she knows what to get into. JFC it's not that deep.

    • @genericname8727
      @genericname8727 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@venomg5799 yeah, but they’re talking about what what he’s suggesting is meant insinuates. He’s wrong, but the reason he blocked in the clip was presumably because he thought she was a “gold digger” who only wanted money

    • @venomg5799
      @venomg5799 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@genericname8727 yes, I'm aware that the guy was an idiot.

  • @username-mk4qv
    @username-mk4qv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    The way they act like they hate women with fake bodies and pounds of makeup, but then wouldn’t give a second thought to an average woman is so funny.
    They literally go after the types of women they don’t like, and then say all women are garbage. Like, no.
    Either embrace the bachelor life and have multiple surface level hookups with women who are as shallow as you are, or step up your own game if you want a deeper relationship with a “good woman.” They are out there, you just suck.

    • @NoName12344o
      @NoName12344o 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Yeah ahaha, living in a bubble won't help finding a partner. Especially when you only follow a certain type of woman on social media.

    • @biggestastiest
      @biggestastiest ปีที่แล้ว +30

      the amount of mental gymnastics they put themselves through every day must be _exhausting_

    • @coolbrotherf127
      @coolbrotherf127 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Really superficial men and women always end up together, and usually have a terrible superficial relationship while using each other for clout. They have no concept of just having fun and being good friends with their partner. It's only about money, clout, and sex for those kinds of people

    • @Reefir_
      @Reefir_ ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And the fact I see a lot of shorts where women are asked for their “ideal” type of man to date and these women name 3-4 reasonable preferences and not totally outrageous ie. Men of 5”9, at least someone making 40-60k, not obese….then the men in the comment section ridicule these women like “oh she wants the top 1% but she’s a solid 2/10.” And frankly these women are either average, or good looking. Not model-like attractiveness, but good looking enough for is normal people. 🤔

    • @username-mk4qv
      @username-mk4qv ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Reefir_ Women want someone who is not morbidly unhealthy and not a freeloading bum? Next you’re going to tell me they want to be treated like human beings. Absolutely ridiculous! 😂

  • @WeatherReportsHat
    @WeatherReportsHat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    How can a misogynist be a fan of a series with Jolyne as the protagonist at one point? I think he watched JoJo's with his eyes closed.

    • @Alisa-uy6mz
      @Alisa-uy6mz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      These types of JoJo fans (usually dudes) tend to hate Jolyne or think she’s the worst JoJo cuz god forbid a woman is a strong protagonist lol (also love your pfp 💕)

    • @g2.a6
      @g2.a6 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dude saw Jotaro call his mother a bitch and was like "he is literally me"

    • @Edd829
      @Edd829 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Alisa-uy6mz true that (btw love ur pfp of Jolyne❤️)

    • @lil-trashcans-_-
      @lil-trashcans-_- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      or he just hasn't seen part 6 yet lol

    • @mosstits
      @mosstits ปีที่แล้ว +26

      As early as JJBA part 1, women have been portrayed as capable people (Erina standing up against Dio, Lisa Lisa being a badass fighter, Mariah's creative use of her stand, etc.). Not to mention that the series is against toxic masculinity. It literally has buff men openly showing feminine traits like sharing emotions and stuff. Yes, even Jotaro.
      People who use JoJo for "alpha purposes" have not seen the series at all.

  • @josefinagarriz5270
    @josefinagarriz5270 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    What gets me about the fish thing is that a fish (if it could talk) wouldn’t tell you how to catch it because it doesn’t want to die. A woman, on the other hand, would give you sound advice because she wouldn’t have that problem.

    • @cynister7384
      @cynister7384 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Well, depending on the man, a woman might also have that problem.

    • @josefinagarriz5270
      @josefinagarriz5270 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@cynister7384 yeah that’s fair, but if that’s what the guy meant then he’s recognizing that he’s not desirable so… big L

    • @cynister7384
      @cynister7384 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Tubbo Lard That's not what I meant, but yeah you're right.

  • @Zikomo7
    @Zikomo7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    You know how women do their makeup for themselves and sometimes other women? I’m starting to think men make these videos for other men to think they’re cool. The difference is women don’t film themselves getting ready while dumping on men. They just talk about their lives while putting the dang lipstick on

    • @boredagain1
      @boredagain1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      False on all accounts, but if it makes you feel better to be completely delusional...

    • @Zikomo7
      @Zikomo7 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@boredagain1 The alpha male community is a bunch of men trying to look cool for each other

    • @crypticlish6717
      @crypticlish6717 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      @@boredagain1 touch grass

    • @madirebekah3660
      @madirebekah3660 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@boredagain1 ur so confident when all she said is men make these video's to look cool. Which is obviously true since his target audience is hopelessly single men, and women hate him 😂 keep defending ur man tho b ♥️

    • @boredagain1
      @boredagain1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@madirebekah3660 Generalizing groups as diverse as the sexes almost always comes off as ignorant, but supposedly it's completely ok for women to do it to men; actually it's even encouraged by mainstream media and big tech/social media platforms. Women are not a monolith, correct? Well not all men behave like this jackass either.

  • @ImTheApexBoy
    @ImTheApexBoy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    Tiktok video:Things girls say when they're not interested in you "go away please"
    Tiktok guy: "feminism is destroying modern femininity"

  • @caro12347
    @caro12347 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    women also often say they have a boyfriend cause the approching man respects the boyfriend more than us saying we're not interested

  • @kaiser9598
    @kaiser9598 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    “[When a woman says] ‘You’re a misogynist’, translation: ‘You’re pointing out uncomfortable truths about feminine nature and I can’t one-up you because of that.’”
    That quote, from some random alpha male I could barely remember, lives in my head. A culture about not believing women at face value, it’s horrifying. Thank god I live in a relatively progressive environment.
    (..Said alpha male also does lots of “translations” on phrases that people say when they don’t want to be involved, or are simply _going to do something_ )

  • @jesslaw49
    @jesslaw49 2 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    Dudes that make videos about all the things that women do that repulse them should try dating each other.

    • @user-ot7ue2yb2e
      @user-ot7ue2yb2e 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      oh this is a lil too real i used to find every single tiny reason why a man wasn’t good enough for me til i realized i like women

    • @genericname8727
      @genericname8727 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@user-ot7ue2yb2e people who relate should look at the lesbian master doc, which is about compulsive heterosexuality (comphet) and discusses this lol.

    • @LostApotheosis
      @LostApotheosis 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think the problem is that a lot of these men don’t like women, but they’re sexually attracted to women’s bodies and they’ve been told that part of their value as a man is their ability to have a woman.

    • @truckstoptiger7658
      @truckstoptiger7658 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah if they hate women that much just be gay bro 💀

    • @_tripalong
      @_tripalong ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@G 625 but tbh even straight women are repulsed by a lot of men's behaviors... we do not let those go unnoticed just bc we like the d 😶

  • @SketchyCharactersAndCrime
    @SketchyCharactersAndCrime 2 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    “Never ask women about women advice.” Soooo… don’t ask women about advice from women? That’s literally what that means. At this point I think people should be required to take a basic literacy test before they are allowed to create any social media account.

    • @chikooochikkk6235
      @chikooochikkk6235 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Both genders can have good and bad advice, but the idea to not listen to women is kinda weird. I hope they at least Listen to the woman they are interested in instead of Manipulating bed, not taking her words seriously. These type of men can be fucking creepy

    • @Jane-oz7pp
      @Jane-oz7pp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If I'm looking for hunting advice, I'm not looking for advice from hunting, am I? Asking for X Advice is literally how you say "advice about X" in shorthand.
      Like, I hate these alpha male fools, but you need to seriously consider a literacy class yourself before making such blatantly incorrect statements about language.

    • @kcufyoutube3103
      @kcufyoutube3103 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@Jane-oz7pp you’re a fresh and fit fan aren’t you?

    • @wayln2591
      @wayln2591 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Jane-oz7pp umm you'll are so fuckin creepy and disgusting. When u use analogy like that you admit that most males approach woman as a predator. In a relationship both the male and the woman should be equally interested in each other. When u say "don't ask fish for fishing advice" or your stupid hunting analogy u admit ya'll are predators that women should stay away from. Yikes. No wonder male virginity is skyrocketing.lol

    • @Ward8668
      @Ward8668 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, the way he words it is incorrect but essentially men can only get accurate dating advice from successful males. When I give my successful dating advice to guys it is with the intent of their future success. Women give advice from the frame of intrinsic worth or intrinsic value, which is something society and biology doesn’t prescribe to men. Women are born able to be who they are and able to attract because their reproductive value is a value (sex and reproduction itself). Men have to cultivate themselves because men’s reproductive value is value they obtain. Even an attractive man would have slim pickings if he lacked external value. So women will say to naive men - be yourself. But naive men don’t know that their existence has no value in an of itself. Therefore it’s not attractive and does not establish desire. Women and men are very different and they see problems differently. The best dating advice a man can give another man is to have value and keep on swinging while you keep on working on developing your value (swinging and working on developing because value must always be developed).

  • @emilyjohn2034
    @emilyjohn2034 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    The fisherman one is so weird because fisherman DO ask the fish it’s just because they don’t talk that comes in the form of watching and learning FROM THE FISH what the fish want

  • @elizableu5104
    @elizableu5104 2 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    seeing those comments defending a couple of misogynistic men is such a beta move XD

    • @madirebekah3660
      @madirebekah3660 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Right? He got these boys simping after HIM now, good god 😂

    • @sixbytex
      @sixbytex 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@madirebekah3660 omegaverse fanfic 200 pages 3 chapters

  • @The_Slammy_Jammy
    @The_Slammy_Jammy ปีที่แล้ว +10

    the fact that it's from "give a man a fish, feed him for a day. teach a man to fish, feed him for a lifetime." AND THEY SWITCHED IT TO ASK A FISH😭😭😭

  • @coomesk1d
    @coomesk1d 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Ok, he says not to listen to women for advice on dating women, but I feel like a married lesbian woman would be the best person to ask about advice for dating women, they're a woman who likes women and has successfully dated at least one woman

  • @wwg2005
    @wwg2005 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Basically he really said, "Don't ask women about how to attract women, ask men how to attract women."💀. Bro I'm a Guy and the second hand embarrassment I died of is crazy.

  • @MarshallVeeMarshall
    @MarshallVeeMarshall 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I’ve tried to quit simping like ten times. It’s destroying my lungs.

    • @Smoove_J
      @Smoove_J ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Cold turkey never works. Try simping a little less every day until the cravings stop.

  • @thebadpoet
    @thebadpoet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    The fact he’s at like… a rail yard for the approaching women tik tok is so bizarre. If someone is in a space like that they are doing a job, not looking for a hookup.

    • @Jane-oz7pp
      @Jane-oz7pp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Alternatively, if a man is in that space trying to pick up women, that seems kinda.. run?

    • @fart63
      @fart63 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Jane-oz7pp what?

  • @tatanooki
    @tatanooki ปีที่แล้ว +11

    It is kinda ironic that hes a jojo fan because araki :
    1. Made part 6 protag female, who is surrounded by side characters who are also female
    2. Originally wanted to make GIORNO a woman. He is supposed to be the series' first fem protag but the editors told him to make it a guy
    If he chose ANY other shounen where the fem characters are written stupidly then sure it makes sense, but its just funny that he's a fan of a series where the author is known to take the female characters he write seriously

  • @GingerWithEnvy
    @GingerWithEnvy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    With the fish one, my takeaway was that he wants to kill and fry a woman, because it makes no sense otherwise.

  • @thekneesbee
    @thekneesbee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    At this point I fully believe there are men out there especially in the alpha sigma sphere who need to be told that these obvious clues mean stop but why would you cater to them as your audience?

  • @ashleyespinoza4893
    @ashleyespinoza4893 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    There are a lot of videos talking about these alpha or sigma pick up artists and tbh I never get tired of them, these guys are just an endless pool of hilarious and stupid content.

  • @small-boi
    @small-boi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    The little smoke effect at 1:00 was completely unnecessary. It really gives off the vibe that you enjoy editing and putting in the extra effort to make it just perfect. Great job!

  • @shaybribri
    @shaybribri 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Loving all the collabs Gabi! You’re doing great sweetie !

  • @shotaaizawaslay
    @shotaaizawaslay 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The thing with the fish metaphor not only it is bonkers to yet again compare women to animals (because ofc they dont view women as people) but what strikes me the most is that ofc a fish does not want to be caught if that make sense so in their logic we have to assume the women they're trying to get does not want it which is very, very, very concerning to me.

  • @bridi0821
    @bridi0821 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Not the Jotaro Kujo picture! That’s hella ironic considering how badass all the women in JJBA are

  • @asianowl7105
    @asianowl7105 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    he told you to ask a fisherman because no fish would tell you how to forcefully capture and trap a fish, thus saving the lives of other fishes

  • @quehagoconmividasos
    @quehagoconmividasos 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Im hoping some day these type of guys that call women shallow because they cant date anyone realize their personality IS the problem

  • @ciaociara
    @ciaociara 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I hope you two can do an in person video. Love the dynamic.

  • @slothzzzowo
    @slothzzzowo ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The fish metaphor is stupid but also kind of a call out.
    1. Women aren’t fish obviously, we have consciousness and are not un-self-aware creatures who lack the capability for thought and empathy.
    2. We can all agree that fish probably don’t want to be caught and eaten right? So is this metaphor just implying that women don’t want to date you? Like I bet they don’t but advertising it to the whole world is stupid (though the entire channel is advertising that he has no bitches)

  • @gasgasgasgasgas
    @gasgasgasgasgas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    omg let's go another Gabi and Jarv vid

  • @seantaylor8114
    @seantaylor8114 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Also, to a fish the fisherman is a predator. It makes a lot of sense that he identifies with that.

  • @giantpinkcat
    @giantpinkcat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "Gym | Grindset | Motivation"
    *has Jotaro pfp*

  • @SfmGamer9
    @SfmGamer9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Almost every "Alpha" compares girls to animals, like whattttttttt-

  • @CervineEyes
    @CervineEyes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is one of my first Gabi Belle videos and omfg the patron song outro was TOO ADORABLE 😍

  • @perpetualanarchist
    @perpetualanarchist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I've been watching Jarvis Johnson for a long time now and I'm really glad that he introduced me to your channel, I love your videos! Hope you guys collab more in the future.

  • @salahudeeniqbal3460
    @salahudeeniqbal3460 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The second guy: I’m going on holiday, you wanna come
    Her: sure, which airport are we leaving from
    Him: BLOCK

  • @GiraffeBlues
    @GiraffeBlues 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    wow no spoiler alert for finding nemo wtf gabi, unsub

  • @slowlanegamer
    @slowlanegamer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This was defiantly not long enough lol you need to do more collabs with Jarvis 😌

  • @artemis7093
    @artemis7093 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    One this is for certain, these alpha sigma gamma "men" will NEVER be in a relationship. They will die alone and unloved.

  • @AnnDVine
    @AnnDVine ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Fish are great at fishing! There are fish that exclusively eat other fish!

  • @winterycold
    @winterycold 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    He really told us to stop using the word 'cringe' while also using it 3 times in the process.

  • @jenellejessop2454
    @jenellejessop2454 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Musty and Dusty 😂

  • @gothghost7491
    @gothghost7491 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hilarious how the guys who drool over these sigma/alpha types don't realize they are simping over eachother

  • @Squirrelanditsnutz
    @Squirrelanditsnutz ปีที่แล้ว +2

    5:11, I think that’s Adi Dassler (of Adidas fame) holding one of his influential cleats.

  • @daa5865
    @daa5865 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    you know, if i was a fish, and a random guy asks me how to catch (which for me probably means kidnap and kill) my kind, i would obvoiusly swim away.
    If the guy asks how to romance my kind though....
    I'd still swim away because I'm a fish and he's a human man.

  • @lilymulligan8180
    @lilymulligan8180 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Yall skipped over it at the end, so I just wanna point out, the final video's caption said "the only cringe thing you can do is say 'cringe.'"
    It's giving "I'm rubber and you're glue, anything you say bounces off me and sticks to you!!!"

  • @KalCounty
    @KalCounty 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Guys who have rules like "my gf can't have instagram" and think that makes them look like an in control badass or whatever have no clue how insecure and easily threatened it makes them look. It's so completely transparent and they have no clue.
    In lots of cases it probably also reveals that they probably engage in the exact behaviour they're threatened by. Like for the Instagram one, I guarantee that dude mainly uses instagram to troll for girls and that's why he's scared of having a partner who uses it. Kinda like how someone who's paranoid of their partner cheating has probably either cheated or considered it themselves.

  • @cryptidcollective1163
    @cryptidcollective1163 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    the fish thing is wild bc like,, fish have quite literally evolved for billions of years to know how to catch fish. They are more of an expert than a fisherman will ever be in their lifetime. Likewise, women know their own feelings and know what they like better than someone who isn't them

  • @t.l.4652
    @t.l.4652 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When they use the hunting or fishing anaology you can tell they see women as prey and not a person to have a relationship with.

  • @buttzlol
    @buttzlol 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Imagine needing a statue for a TikTok bit because you are so sigma you don’t have friends, hot damn.

  • @acespades979
    @acespades979 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    How dare he use Jotaros face 😡

  • @SkyofDread
    @SkyofDread 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Yesssss thank you for this

  • @theparodychannel7842
    @theparodychannel7842 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Watching a man workout is actually the best way to get a date with a woman

  • @Ratciclefan
    @Ratciclefan ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Actually, being a male anime fan and hating women go hand in hand. I'm glad I didn't go whatever rabbit hole that is.

  • @eden6646
    @eden6646 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    since no one else said it, the man is holding a cleat. it's a statue outside of a stadium so it's probably an athletic star.

  • @JoshDare
    @JoshDare 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Fantastic video!! You two work great together in these!!

  • @pokemonfanthings4444
    @pokemonfanthings4444 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love this collab. And no I will never stop simpingfor handsome squidward

  • @morganorwhatever
    @morganorwhatever ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Handsome squidward got a bbl? Where? His chin?

  • @AaronYorkYT
    @AaronYorkYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh my gosh this is my new favorite collab to watch!

  • @shamedgeeky
    @shamedgeeky 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Is the fish guy going to eat the woman in this example? Because the fisherman is going to eat the fish, not date it

    • @fart63
      @fart63 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Also fish don’t WANT to be caught like, they are being kidnapped basically lmao. How on earth is fishing like getting a date

  • @OliviaPan_
    @OliviaPan_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Oh no… when I saw the statue of the Adidas founder I realized that this guy lives in the town right next to mine. Look guys I am speaking for the whole state of Bavaria we don’t claim him…

  • @todayididthis
    @todayididthis 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That song at the the end was really beautiful, love to hear more!

  • @jessetorres9502
    @jessetorres9502 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So glad your videos popped up in my recommendations, your content slaps

  • @blittleing
    @blittleing 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Handsome squidward clearly had an ear tuck.

  • @meri8431
    @meri8431 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    everytime someone calls themself a "sigma" i immediately think that theyre a closeted furry

  • @lavenderkitty2563
    @lavenderkitty2563 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Two of my favorite TH-camrs collabing this better not be an April fool cuz this seems to good to be true

  • @ditchdot
    @ditchdot ปีที่แล้ว +2

    why is he mad the girl asked what car he's driving? she's just not trying to get into a stranger's vehicle just tell her the color of your toyota corolla 😭😭

  • @celery7094
    @celery7094 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The reference to Greek is what tipped the scales for me re: subscribing - literally no one I've ever met seems to remember/have watched that show

  • @boomerangswingsbothways
    @boomerangswingsbothways 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I really like your videos, found out about your channel through your video about fresh and fit with Jarvis.

  • @rolandnerdtherioes
    @rolandnerdtherioes 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is one of my favorite videos. You two are so funny together

  • @samsam-xf7tk
    @samsam-xf7tk 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    getting jump scared by bokuto flying across the screen at the end. anyway, fantastic video as always!!!!!!!

  • @randomisonline
    @randomisonline 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This is the first video of Gabi's that I've watched and in the first thirty seconds she hit a hate commentor with a "That's a lot of words too bad I'm not reading them". I love this channel already XD

  • @toomanyopinions8353
    @toomanyopinions8353 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The dangerous activity at the end is definitely doing pull ups above stairs

  • @vibenic
    @vibenic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Fish don’t wanna be caught by fisherman but (some) women want to be picked up/enticed by men smh lmao such a stupid comparison!

  • @cadea7578
    @cadea7578 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The Improper loop in TH-cam shorts is done on purpose so that it takes more than one watch to understand it

  • @tigamaki1345
    @tigamaki1345 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The audience around debate bros are so cringe. “If you aren’t willing to hang out and engage with their stupid claims face to face for an hour, your arguments don’t matter even if they’re substantiated”

  • @jessp8238
    @jessp8238 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I swear if someone gave these guys a map they’d still get turned around somehow.

  • @Jordan-bm8lp
    @Jordan-bm8lp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Second tiktok: maybe he edited it that way so you have to rewatch it once or twice to put the pieces together. Maybe he did that because the tiktok creator find factors views? I don’t know, I’m not on tiktok, but that was my initial thought upon seeing it

  • @simbaj3054
    @simbaj3054 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The statue is holding a shoe with football cleats with the sole facing up.

  • @roguestowl2280
    @roguestowl2280 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You know it’s an effective TikTok when you have to watch it seven times to figure out what it’s trying to say. /j

  • @ATTACKofthe6STRINGS
    @ATTACKofthe6STRINGS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Alright, I’ve been had. “That’s Medusa’s ass” is one of the best comments I’ve heard. I’m stealing it, lol

  • @figaeroth
    @figaeroth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this is my first time watching a video of yours and you're so funny!!

  • @partyboytown
    @partyboytown 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    sigma jotaro fan 😭😭