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  • @FlyingWithSpurts
    @FlyingWithSpurts 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1243

    If I needed any proof that I was an introvert, it was that COVID had no impact on my social life.

    • @RichardBolger-c5b
      @RichardBolger-c5b 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +93

      Are you kidding me… I LOVED the lockdowns. I didn’t ever stay home, being one of those “essential workers “ who can barely buy groceries, but it was just glorious having the roads empty and service lines wide open. Not having to interact with the public masses and running around the area unimpeded literally healed my anxiety

    • @Deerhunterjs
      @Deerhunterjs 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +13

      My social life starting thriving during the lockdowns. Tampon Timmy couldn't stop us from partying.

    • @ryelor123
      @ryelor123 9 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +15

      My social life improved because of Covid. Got a job and college degree as a result of that virus.

    • @Deerhunterjs
      @Deerhunterjs 9 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

      @ryelor123 well you did better than me, my state went on lockdown, and I woke up 4 months later.

    • @brianv1988
      @brianv1988 9 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +8

      I almost died from covid stop breathing one time was on a ventilator for 2 and a half weeks that shit screwed my lungs to this day I still have problems breathing because of it yeah that shit sucks

  • @frederickkeeslar1761
    @frederickkeeslar1761 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +164

    Weird fun fact: In modern-day New Mexico, one of the last recorded duels between two knights over land took place in the early 1500s, after Spain took over the area. Conquistadors were basically low born knights. But the idea of Roman Catholic Church inquisitors sitting there, jotting down notes on a duel between armored men over land in New Mexico, of all places, absolutely boggles my mind.

    • @Awrethien
      @Awrethien 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +8

      History can get weird as hell sometimes..

    • @dolphingoreeaccount7395
      @dolphingoreeaccount7395 8 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

      Dude I gotta find where this info came from

    • @judet2992
      @judet2992 6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

      Over land? Are you implying there were ones on the water?

    • @MontanaRodes
      @MontanaRodes 5 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@judet2992 Flying horses.

    • @TristanGallegos-z3r
      @TristanGallegos-z3r 4 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

      As a New Mexican thank you for spreading the word

  • @jobanh7ify
    @jobanh7ify 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +920

    “America are you out of your bloody mind?” You should know us by now Brit, we are a little loco 😂

    • @SPProduction02
      @SPProduction02 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +13

      That could easily be a merch piece 😂😂😂

    • @ZeroHourProductions407
      @ZeroHourProductions407 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +20

      "We learned it from you, Redcoats!"

    • @AshaGrenetal
      @AshaGrenetal 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +13

      We come by it honestly U.K.... you quite literally made us that way after helping to create us... lol. Partly your fault here.

    • @carsemonkey1
      @carsemonkey1 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Easy there hermano. Brits don't speak Spanish

    • @AngyApe
      @AngyApe 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +12

      Boston Tea Party should have been the first sign 😅

  • @kingsim9288
    @kingsim9288 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +157

    Well… time to dust off that Geneva checklist Canada 🇨🇦

    • @arandomcanadian4179
      @arandomcanadian4179 8 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +11

      Sigh…. We will have to come up with some new ones.

    • @thepropagandastudiosbrigs0927
      @thepropagandastudiosbrigs0927 8 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Tactical mose strikes i dont think are on the list or using a spork in CQC. So theres that...​@arandomcanadian4179

    • @dNorsh
      @dNorsh 8 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@arandomcanadian4179istg there has to be Canadian groups that look for a way to do the most fucked shit to people they don’t like. I respect it tbh

    • @shawnr6117
      @shawnr6117 7 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

      Would weaponized moose be considered a war crime?

    • @PaintballMaverick
      @PaintballMaverick 7 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Wait till you find out the war of 1812 was never formally ended..both sides just kind of stopped after trade agreements were made...

  • @EccentricCenter
    @EccentricCenter 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +899

    Fun fact Habitual, lots of Chinese censored words in Marvel Rivals... like West Taiwan. West, and Taiwan aren't banned, but the coupled phrase "West Taiwan" is, and it's hilarious, you also can't say the date june 4th 1989 for some weird reason...

    • @Meower68
      @Meower68 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +122

      They get around that by calling it May 35th 1989. Unfortunately, the Great Firewall also blocks that phrase.

    • @carsemonkey1
      @carsemonkey1 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +120

      @@EccentricCenter congrats HLC, you officially impacted the Chinese language

    • @erick585
      @erick585 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +24

      Weird nothing happened that day no? 🤔

    • @rucker69
      @rucker69 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      I don't know why people keep participating in those chinese shitscam games.

    • @kq3ij
      @kq3ij 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Something with tanks and a very specific square ​@@erick585

  • @baronvonslambert
    @baronvonslambert 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +105

    Also for those concerned, HMPV, unlike the Backstreet Boys Reunion Tour, isn't a novel virus or even a novel strain, it's been circulating worldwide since the late 1960's early 1970's, and is basically a moderate to strong common cold to a healthy immune system, you've almost assuredly already had it one or more times in your life.
    Would have been nice to see that mentioned to assuage some fears.

    • @u-kn
      @u-kn 8 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

      I love the Backstreet Boys reference ❤ and thanks for the info. I feel i need to fact check that, but still, thanks!

    • @TheCrazedJosh
      @TheCrazedJosh 8 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +15

      Hospital CNA here, I’ve seen multiple HMPV cases since November and the patient demographics for these hospitalized cases seems to be roughly the same as the most vulnerable to Covid.

    • @davidgoodnow269
      @davidgoodnow269 4 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

      Except (and I could be missing something) the new strain going around China for the past year and spreading now in S.E.Asia is what the Chinese have been calling "white lung" and it's been filling their clinics past capacity for at least a year or more. Apparently rarely fatal, but very debilitating for a long time.

    • @Sorain1
      @Sorain1 45 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

      @@davidgoodnow269 Gosh, maybe they need to stop trying to run a viral weapons program over there, since they seem to suck at containment and disposal.

  • @Iamthelolrus
    @Iamthelolrus 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +296

    I choked on my coffee during the cicada callback. I needed that. Now I need more coffee.

    • @Guilhermetmfranco
      @Guilhermetmfranco 9 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      Hahaha

    • @MikePolk-rh9uc
      @MikePolk-rh9uc 7 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Not tea ?

    • @GearGuardianGaming
      @GearGuardianGaming 6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      Cicadas and buff are forever

    • @Corvus__
      @Corvus__ 6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      You can never have too much coffee!

    • @rapscallionsnipe
      @rapscallionsnipe 5 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@MikePolk-rh9uc Fish food? 🇺🇸🦅

  • @ddk1298
    @ddk1298 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +84

    I am so glad I am not the only introvert that actually enjoyed not being around people, dealing with traffic and lines.

    • @pex_the_unalivedrunk6785
      @pex_the_unalivedrunk6785 9 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

      2020 was really a great year for me too...and the icing on the cake was that gas was only like about a dollar per gallon!

    • @TheActionBastard
      @TheActionBastard 5 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      "when this is over I am moving to the boondocks... I think I prefer low population density..." and so it was that I banished myself to the hinterlands. Choose the right place and you can get 10 years of peaceful emptiness while still having access to stores and restaurants. Maybe even 20. 20 years of peace? shutup and take my damn money.

    • @matthewcox7985
      @matthewcox7985 4 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@pex_the_unalivedrunk6785 Those were the good old days...

    • @blacksmithden
      @blacksmithden ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      A-men to that brother. Next to the glorious lack of traffic on the roads, the next best thing about the lockdowns was not having to deal with people very often. It was awesome.

  • @jarrettcranston2431
    @jarrettcranston2431 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +342

    As an RCAF vet, gotta say the following. 1) “Snow Mexican” and “tundra Wookie” killed me. 2) He absolutely was a hoser. 3) As far as I’m concerned the men and women in uniform are my brothers and sisters, regardless of the flag on the shoulder.
    Some of the “off script” things that have been tossed around has more than a few people on edge, but those of us who’ve worked with you know America’s true character.

    • @AmericanAdvancement
      @AmericanAdvancement 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      It’s nothing more than art of the deal type of stuff. We threaten to annex you, you say not a chance hoser, then we come back with a more reasonable proposal like a trade union and a Schengen style free movement treaty.

    • @Knights_Oath
      @Knights_Oath 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +26

      I served with Canadians in Afghanistan, it was an honor to do so. Honestly y'all have your shit together better then most of the Brits. Correct me if I am wrong, but a Tundra Wookie would be a Wampa lol.

    • @mp40submachinegun81
      @mp40submachinegun81 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      *is* a hoser. hasnt resigned yet. Still room for his promise to resign to age like his promise for election reform

    • @DoctorPhobos
      @DoctorPhobos 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +8

      When I was stationed in West Germany, every so often, we would get Canadian pilots come into the weather station for weather briefings. They were always a hoot!

    • @jameshinson3127
      @jameshinson3127 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

      Yeah, those got me, too. I also thought of another one. Carlos Mencia said it once, but I think YT would restrict my account for using it. It starts with "Frost" and ends with "Backs."

  • @Lovesthecrazystories
    @Lovesthecrazystories 4 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

    Most people called the pandemic an issue. I adored it as an introvert. No people in my bubble, people had to mask up when they were sick, and they fast tracked online shopping, so I didn't have to wait in line to pay for groceries. Most importantly, as a person with low immunity, it was the first year I didn't get sick.

  • @davidgray3061
    @davidgray3061 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +599

    I need a book of ever Slur you have said thus far. "Tundra Wookie" thats good.

    • @doctor.davinci.76
      @doctor.davinci.76 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Yes, Tundra Wookie is an apt description for us Canadians seeing as we're very loyal but will rip your arms out of their sockets if we lose thereby turning a loss into a win .... Not a war crime the first time
      Also you're not guilty if you don't get caught 😂

    • @Ratkill9000
      @Ratkill9000 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Slavic Special Ed
      Sand Ura Kai (unsub)

    • @cpt_stupid82
      @cpt_stupid82 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Call it "Habitual Slur Slinging"

    • @bakeronaburner7833
      @bakeronaburner7833 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +14

      I second this hlc write it people will buy it

    • @akiva2112
      @akiva2112 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

      We need a list for each country and have Buff read it. Might make for a good episode on a slow news week.

  • @kangomatocryptid86
    @kangomatocryptid86 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +34

    Relations between the Us and their cousins (Canada and Britain) got a lot better qfter the scrimmage of 1812

    • @theotherohlourdespadua1131
      @theotherohlourdespadua1131 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      It only got better in the 1950's after WW2. In between 1812 and WW2, the relationship between the US and British North America (which became Canada by 1867) is tense but calm. Major flare ups occur during the 1820's and 1830's due to territorial disputes (Maine Question), the 1870's due to the Fenians raiding Canada, and the 1900's due to the Yukon Gold Rush.
      Relations between the US and Britain improved in the 1880's when Lord Palmerston saw that antagonizing the US is not a good idea...

  • @NextEevolution
    @NextEevolution 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +194

    As a massive introvert who works in a hospital, I would wear a clean pair of scrubs out in public.
    Everyone kept conversation to a bare minimum, the six foot rule was twice that, highway speed was twice the legal "limit" and family didn't invite me to shit, which kept me from trying come up with an excuse.
    Pandemic was pretty alright in that sense.

    • @grumpyoldbastard0563
      @grumpyoldbastard0563 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      A new "China" virus... Thankfully fauci won't be around this time to tell us it's the result of a panda and a sea slug mating.

    • @chrisgeddes26
      @chrisgeddes26 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      So, you were cruising highways at between 120 and 14o? To quote the great Tony... "Not a great plan."

    • @justkevinlol
      @justkevinlol 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Covid pandemic was peaked peaceful times

    • @drwboy07
      @drwboy07 8 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

      I miss no traffic and the quarantine speed limit. This why I still believe that only essential workers should be the only ones allowed on freeways. If you are not an essential worker use streets to get where you need to go.

    • @TheActionBastard
      @TheActionBastard 5 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      It would sure be nice if there was public transit and high speed rails here in Texas. Most of us are forced into the owning a car loop and with how far most cities are apart here (it can take 3 days or more to cross the state at 70mph, so cities tend to be an hour or so apart at that speed) there's simply no other choice than for everyone to pile into the roads... which clogs them... so we build more roads which makes things complicated so accidents happen... which clogs them... and that's how I45 here has spent the better part of 60+ years under continuous construction. Rather than a rail or something sane we're just "MOAR RoAdS!!!!!!!!" and yeeting millions into a road system that will be obsolete by the time that section is finished.
      Seeing the issue? It's not about allowing people anywhere. We simply don't want to spend the money or change our cultural thought patterns so we're locked into this stupid loop. Very common in modern society. It's how we got where we are now: nowhere good and heading towards worse. I'll be dead before the real consequences slam into everyone, but some of you wont be. Good luck. You'll need it.

  • @mr.factoid105
    @mr.factoid105 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +22

    that Cicada needs to be a meme template. every time something goes wrong or the news gets all worked up about nothing, we flood the comments section with that

  • @seanatsheezy
    @seanatsheezy 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +202

    As a canadian i approve of being called a "Tundra Wookie" it made me chuckle and put a smile on my face. Also while i like being canadian...your castle doctrine and firearms rights are VERY tempting. Sweeten the deal with better self defense laws and we can talk

    • @fairlyoddme3021
      @fairlyoddme3021 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Over my de@d body 😂 you want to be American you move there.

    • @bulls4life464
      @bulls4life464 9 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +15

      Idk about you bro, but I’m not giving up the maple leaf for the American banner, even if (and that’s a big if) the states does end up absorbing Canada, I’m not ever gonna consider myself American

    • @sethstorm
      @sethstorm 9 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

      that sentiment is actually more popular than you might think. Its *Far* from the majority, but you aren't alone in thinking that way brother.

    • @adamallen7070
      @adamallen7070 9 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +14

      As an american (and a trump supporter) im actually optimistic about a union. of course right now it can be a discount EU where we have open borders, shared/interlinked economy and similar laws. Yall get a massive influx of economy and better gun laws and we get the basic healthcare? I also believe in a united humanity so a C.U.M union would be a great start

    • @snoopy1977
      @snoopy1977 9 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +15

      I don't think America would get Universal Health Care I think Canada would lose it if we merged

  • @stu729
    @stu729 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +31

    The funny thing about the hot dog issue is that South Korea has a WONDERFUL thing called Budae Jjigae or 'Army Stew' that stems from all the kinds of processed meats and foods that American soldiers had during the Korean War and were in surplus after the armistice. Throw some good old American Spam, hot dogs (or sausages), and sliced cheese in there with ramen, mushrooms, tofu, greens, and of course a bunch kimchi, all in a chicken stock with spicy paste, and you got a damn good meal.
    So Rocket Man is not only thumbing his nose at the West, but his betters to the South as well.
    And now I'm hungry for some Budae Jjigae.

    • @deborahaumiller7391
      @deborahaumiller7391 9 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      That actually sounds good, coming from a blend of Norwegian and Gypsy, and etc., etc....I believe my favorite snack tastes like candy to me: kippered herring.

    • @graceliu8839
      @graceliu8839 9 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      He banned Budae Jigae same time as the hotdog ban.
      I was like, how would North Koreans be able to get their hands on cheese, spam, US military’s leftovers to even make enough of it to get banned?

    • @massgunner4152
      @massgunner4152 8 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@graceliu8839 is somebody sneaking south korean stuff into the country? That's the only motive i can find

    • @kalashnikovdevil
      @kalashnikovdevil 6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      The cheese in Budae Jjigae always throws me off.

    • @massgunner4152
      @massgunner4152 6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@kalashnikovdevil "i like my cheese drippy bro"

  • @h.a.9880
    @h.a.9880 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +284

    You know Canada has been rustled if they don't start out with a hearty "Hi there, hey there, ho there".
    Also Nork soldiers complaining about a lack of food is surreal irony.

    • @RoyalStarlord
      @RoyalStarlord 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +18

      Norks? The enemies from that game with the flying fire breathing lizard? Shit, that just gave me a nostalgia flashback. You're cool dude.

    • @tdring10681
      @tdring10681 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +11

      that's what I was thinking to
      either Kim sent his few troops that were actually fed or the situation for Russia is worse then expected

    • @TheRealAaronSmith
      @TheRealAaronSmith 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +14

      As a pure blooded Canuck, we are a bit more than rustled.
      How do I phrase this...? A lot of us have put down our hockey sticks.

    • @krulerwest-oz7364
      @krulerwest-oz7364 9 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

      Wasn't Norks also one faction in that character from the comic 2000ad, the Judge Dredd one, name what was the name of that genetic blue soldier , Norks were the enemy, dammit going to annoy me its 3 am I don't need this rabbit hole.

    • @willythemailboy2
      @willythemailboy2 9 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

      @@TheRealAaronSmith I hear the Canadian Army has started issuing can-shaped grenades again.

  • @Sergei-11111
    @Sergei-11111 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +11

    HLC seem to be one of the most sane veteran youtubers... well, on TH-cam. Anyways, I'm so glad you do what you do!

  • @alexm-e4910
    @alexm-e4910 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +48

    Wow. That dig at Washington was the most accurate thing you’ve ever produced. Respect 🇨🇦

  • @firebert123
    @firebert123 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +47

    I love that the Cananada -USA relationship is identical to my best friend and I.
    "He's an idiot but he's MY idiot."
    "Yee!"

  • @RandyEdwards-mz8xn
    @RandyEdwards-mz8xn 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +200

    Definitely not worth noticing that the official name of Mexico, translated word for word, is.... The.... *UNITED STATES* .... of Mexico....

    • @jamesmckenzie3532
      @jamesmckenzie3532 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +18

      It's interesting that I live, literally, less than a mile from the Mexican Consulate. And yes, the name of the country is so. It's not only Mexico.

    • @fairlyoddme3021
      @fairlyoddme3021 7 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@RandyEdwards-mz8xn probably because "United States" is a definition not a place, hence its followed with "of ..." Which defines place.
      So yeah, it was definitely not worth noting

    • @anonymouspotato4899
      @anonymouspotato4899 7 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +16

      Dang, it's almost like virtually every country in the world is divided further into smaller municipalities of local governance to make running things a bit easier, and the word "state" has been used since the 1530s to refer to a political region out of the original Latin meaning of "status" of a country used since the 1200s.

    • @geminifiend5775
      @geminifiend5775 6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@@jamesmckenzie3532 yes we know. Just easier to say just like people only say America and not the US part 😂

    • @davidgoodnow269
      @davidgoodnow269 4 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +7

      I deployed with a bunch of Mexicans, who were much offended by referring to the U.S. of A. as, "the U.S.," and suddenly that one Warner Brothers cartoon character (and Drill Sergeants from WW II through the Sixties and R. Lee Ermie in Platoon) who always referred to it as, "the U.S. of A." made a lot of sense.

  • @scottthompson3670
    @scottthompson3670 8 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

    Whenever Britain says "are you out of your bloody mind" first thing that pops into my head is "do you have any idea how little that narrows things down?"

  • @JacobL228
    @JacobL228 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +38

    When Canada says, "Don't worry about it," PANIC!

    • @TheRealAaronSmith
      @TheRealAaronSmith 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +10

      "where are your prisoners?"
      "Don't worry about it"
      "Where'd all your canned rations go?"
      "Don't worry about it"
      "What happened to that village?"
      "Don't worry about it"

  • @robertosborn9910
    @robertosborn9910 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +27

    What we used to say as far as the other military services but it kind of applies with our relationship with Canada.
    Me against my brother. Me and my brother against the neighbor. Me, my brother, and the neighbor against the world.

  • @necondaa
    @necondaa 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +114

    The LA fires are just insane, the winds were crazy

    • @michaelangelocos4021
      @michaelangelocos4021 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

      We doing just fine🥲

    • @ronjones-6977
      @ronjones-6977 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +18

      We have TWO seasons in California: Summer and Fire. Nothing new here, just the usual Spring cleaning of nature.

    • @michaelangelocos4021
      @michaelangelocos4021 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

      @@ronjones-6977 except this time it close to LA

    • @ronjones-6977
      @ronjones-6977 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@michaelangelocos4021 Just cut the first 50 miles of western coastline off the state and we'd be stronger and healthier than ever. We didn't grow all these woke fools. Most of them moved here.

    • @fuzztsimmers3415
      @fuzztsimmers3415 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      Glad to see their politics caught

  • @nicscov
    @nicscov 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +54

    Take this from someone married in the Chinese culture. Mandarin's do not have a community spoon. The Cantonese, do. Both of them eat from a shared plate (on the giant lazy susan), but the mandarin are convince that mong bean soup can cure everything. They'll double/triple dip their chopsticks DEEP into the community bowl and just keep on eating. They RARELY use individual plates. The Cantonese will use the community spoon the food onto the individual plate, but the Mandarin will insult you.
    They also believe that TASTE testing RAW poultry is perfectly acceptable. Washing hands is BAD for you because it DRIES out your skin. and if you do get sick it's because your weak.

    • @Guilhermetmfranco
      @Guilhermetmfranco 9 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

      Thats scary to hear

    • @justprivatelywatching0293
      @justprivatelywatching0293 8 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +10

      So they're completely, utterly, insanely clueless then. Greeeaaat...

    • @dNorsh
      @dNorsh 8 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@justprivatelywatching0293I mean tbf if you never wash your hands when cooking chicken. You would probably not get sick of it after a bit of adaptation.

    • @justprivatelywatching0293
      @justprivatelywatching0293 8 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +7

      @dNorsh Unfortunately, not true. And also awful for anyone you interact with after, or who touches anything you touch after. Also really bad if it was carrying a new/mutated virus or bacteria. There's parasites too. It's literally, in all cases, an immensely bad idea to not wash your hands after handling raw meat of any kind, but ESPECIALLY poultry. It also implies that they don't wash their hands after going to the toilet either; I hope to hell that's not the case, because not doing so can spread some of the worst diseases known to humanity. WASH. YOUR. HANDS.

    • @joshwand
      @joshwand 6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Jesus Christ--nobody has called anybody "Mandarin's" [sic] in 75 years. That and "married in the Chinese culture" [sic] tells me everything I need to know about the depth of your knowledge and respect of Chinese culture.

  • @watcherinthedark247
    @watcherinthedark247 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +62

    Canada giving Russia straight facts and BS is the cherry on the top!

    • @heavyhebrew
      @heavyhebrew 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Half the geneva convention is because of tundra wookies

    • @AtticusKarpenter
      @AtticusKarpenter 6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Straight "facts" about invisible starving North Koreans that still evaded any cameras somehow (same way that Russian army evaded all cameras from 2014 to 2022, despite being in Ukraine all this time, according to Ukraine). Yeah. But state propaganda regurgitated in form of memes is sure funny, because not even North Koreans, Chinese or people from any other autocracy do that, because they know better.
      Also, Canadians do migrate in Russia, you can easily find on TH-cam many of their channels. And people that okay with living east from Ural mountains is exactly what Russia needs. Not more tundra.

  • @trainknut
    @trainknut 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +62

    America: “Canada, wanna become my 51st state?”
    Canada: “for the 51st time, I’d like to see you try there bud”
    Russia: “what if you joined -the Soviet Union- Mother Russia instead?”
    Canada: “…” loads Lee Enfield with hostile intent
    “Listen here I’m only gonna say it once.
    I’m joking when I say ‘I’d like to see you try’ to America… with you?
    I would… GENUINELY… like, to see, you try… come on, I dare you… ten bucks says you don’t make it to Alberta… We’ll make the 1989 hockey championships the _second_ most humiliating defeat you’ve ever faced because of Canada.”
    Russia: “I don’t like it when you ask me to invade you, America your little brother is scaring me.”
    America: “not so fun when the little guys bite back, huh?”

    • @fuzzyspackage
      @fuzzyspackage 8 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      🫡🫶😈🇬🇧

    • @Reepicheep-1
      @Reepicheep-1 45 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

      Alaska: "Yes, PLEASE try it! That means I get first crack at you!"

    • @Sorain1
      @Sorain1 40 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

      I think the more scary thing is America offering Russia free passage through Alaska for the effort. Because they know how that effort ends, and want to watch up close.

    • @jimgorycki4013
      @jimgorycki4013 39 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

      As Geddy Lee once said to Bob and Doug McKenzie: "Ten bucks is ten bucks" (he also said take off you hozers)

  • @JJTaylor2002
    @JJTaylor2002 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +61

    Needed this today! Thanks HLC!!!

  • @RellHaiser1
    @RellHaiser1 9 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

    Canada and specifically my province Alberta is working on sending water bombers and other firefighting resources down to help in California.
    Canada and USA are basically family, and real family is there for each other even if we have disagreements from time to time.

  • @Squood
    @Squood 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +121

    What happens to the law that prevents the F-22 from being sold to allied nations if Canada does become another American state? Does it still apply?

    • @habitual_linecrosser
      @habitual_linecrosser  11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +79

      I am both concerned and very interested

    • @Purg777
      @Purg777 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +36

      @@habitual_linecrosser At that point forget new pages, the convention is going to start having volumes like the Encyclopedia Britannica.

    • @archangeldo913
      @archangeldo913 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +37

      A potentially war crime pilot in a war crime plane?
      Can we say “symbiosis?”
      Better…nirvana. Can you feel the Zen? I mean Zyn?

    • @romad275
      @romad275 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +21

      It would be moot in that case as Canada would no longer be a foreign country. BTW Canada would not be the 51st state, it would become the 51st THROUGH 61st states: Alberta, British Columbia, Manitoba, New Brunswick, Newfoundland and Labrador, Nova Scotia, Nunavut, Ontario, Prince Edward Island, Saskatchewan, and Yukon. The Northwest Territories and the Northern Inuit part of Quebec would probably stay as territories for now, and southern Quebec would achieve its desired independence.

    • @TheRealAaronSmith
      @TheRealAaronSmith 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +9

      As a Canadian, that's literally the only part that interests me.
      Well, that, and potential decent 2nd amendment rights. I take that with a grain of salt. Without Trudope, we had more laid back gun laws than Cali or NY. As it stands, we can get short guns easier than you guys can.

  • @baronvonslambert
    @baronvonslambert 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +45

    Gulf of America:🤨
    Gulf of the Americas: 😎

    • @bushmonster4354
      @bushmonster4354 8 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      better than the current name tbh

    • @chrisblake1169
      @chrisblake1169 7 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@bushmonster4354not really considering Mexico owned Texas and that’s why it was named that.

  • @tsarfox3462
    @tsarfox3462 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +57

    Canada describing their relationship with the US beautifully.

  • @blazeburner303
    @blazeburner303 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +8

    DC has the opportunity to be a character that answers every question with both yes and no at the same time

    • @judet2992
      @judet2992 6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      That, my good sir, is called a yesn’t.

  • @archangeldo913
    @archangeldo913 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +38

    Better question is “America, when are you not out of your bloody mind?”
    Cuz that’s how we roll.

    • @matthewcox7985
      @matthewcox7985 4 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      I told a grocery stocker that I was looking for a lost mind.
      He told me to "Check aisle 11, by the nuts."
      🤣

  • @dakotasponseller3379
    @dakotasponseller3379 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +12

    Honestly, the Gulf of America is not as bad as people think it's how it was said. I took it as a nod to the America's in general you know north central and south not just the United States

    • @AceTheBirb
      @AceTheBirb 6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      I guess it is more a problem because a certain orange faced felon said it and very likely said it out of being mean to Mexico

    • @theotherohlourdespadua1131
      @theotherohlourdespadua1131 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      "America" means so differently between places. Most folks know "America" as the US, everyone from Mexico southward uses the word "America" to refer to the continents and they really don't like when the word is used to refer to the US. Hence the backlash...

  • @lexmaximaguy8788
    @lexmaximaguy8788 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +79

    Well sums up D.C. fairly well.

    • @Natibe_
      @Natibe_ 8 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      I mean, it really didn't up until one guy with dementia started yelling it for fox News headlines

  • @straightarrow3122
    @straightarrow3122 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

    As a fellow introvert, I completely agree. Whenever I tell people that they look at me like I'm crazy.😅

  • @alldayagain
    @alldayagain 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +19

    To be fair, North Korea isn't the first country to ban hot dogs. A lot of countries have the band because of the use of arsenics in the decontamination process

    • @judet2992
      @judet2992 6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      To be fair I don’t think North Korea cares about farming practices.

  • @Strigon008
    @Strigon008 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +22

    Cicada scream took me out.

    • @daviddebroux4708
      @daviddebroux4708 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @jonmcgee6987
    @jonmcgee6987 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +15

    I love the Tundra Wookies nickname for Canada. We don't need to add Canada as a new state. Leave them be. Otherwise it's going to get ugly and we'll see plenty of new additions to the Geneva suggestions list. Also Grandpa Buff needs to team up with those Canadian Cobra Chickens and help deal with that mess in California.

  • @Gillymonster18
    @Gillymonster18 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +9

    These are the best “current events” videos. Period.

  • @andorastorm1000
    @andorastorm1000 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +79

    Lol, the Gulf name change also caught me off guard, but I always thought it should be named Gulf of America. It's surrounded by North America, Central America, and South America...hence why I'm ok with it being renamed. Our country's name is United States of America 🇺🇸 not just America, people all over gloss over that sometimes.

    • @nurelic_og
      @nurelic_og 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +9

      Just put an s on the end gulf of the Americas

    • @rogerthat4545
      @rogerthat4545 9 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +9

      Will changing the name of the gulf make groceries cost less?

    • @TylerSmithMusic1
      @TylerSmithMusic1 9 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      It’s also surrounded by Mexico you goon. What happened to you MAGA idiots wanting to put America first?

    • @andorastorm1000
      @andorastorm1000 9 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      @rogerthat4545 🤣🤣🤣

    • @jacknemo8021
      @jacknemo8021 9 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

      Then it should be the gulf of the americas, plural. When you use just one we know it's short hand for the USA. Pure jingoism.

  • @WitoldPilecki551
    @WitoldPilecki551 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

    "If I had a nickel for every time... I'd still be in crippling debt." 🤣

  • @BamaCSX83
    @BamaCSX83 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +40

    Favorite part of my lunch break, new HLC video!

    • @rapidfirer56
      @rapidfirer56 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Swear to god! 😂

    • @ZanTeth55
      @ZanTeth55 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      Same, here I was with my own lunch, ready to surf the algorithm for a new video, *Refreshes page* oh hey, new HLC vid! I'll watch!

  • @KagaiYami
    @KagaiYami 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +9

    some of us have been screaming like that cicada since november.

    • @matthewcox7985
      @matthewcox7985 4 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Others have been screaming like that since the last time the cicadas emerged!

  • @DavidTringes
    @DavidTringes 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +12

    "i have a rain dance that ive been learning but unfortunately its made up of only racial slurs." Buff- 2025

    • @archangeldo913
      @archangeldo913 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +7

      That rain unfortunately is made of White phosphorus.
      I still want to hear it.

    • @matthewcox7985
      @matthewcox7985 4 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      If the California wildfires get into a pot farm, BUFF can have lots of smoke.
      Provided he can get past Willie Nelson and Snoop Dogg...

  • @American-Jello
    @American-Jello 6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    Damn it, I've been resisting the $10 a month price tag for Pepperbox, but HLC is edging me ever closer in that direction just to hear all the stops pulled out on these jokes.

  • @lukkaredwolf3534
    @lukkaredwolf3534 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +13

    Well, to be fair, the Gulf is kinda between NORTH America and SOUTH America, so it isn't about country so much as continent.

  • @TheCrazedJosh
    @TheCrazedJosh 8 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

    As for the HMPV outbreak, we’ve had it since November. I’m a CNA at a hospital in South Carolina and we’ve had multiple cases since then

  • @Thorim39
    @Thorim39 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +17

    i kinda missed that there was no "SCOOOOTTTLLLAAAANNNNDDD" at the end with the scream

    • @archangeldo913
      @archangeldo913 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      I wanted the “LEEEEEEROY!”

  • @strongback6550
    @strongback6550 6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

    I think the Hot Dog thing might because of that meme we made in 4chan where we edited their artwork about an American soldier pulling out teeth from a North Korean woman into a picture of them feeding her a hot dog and they finally got wind of it.
    This was like, a decade ago, but that picture is still floating around the internet and I wouldn't be surprised if it was actually that.

  • @boosted94sc300
    @boosted94sc300 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +16

    As an essential worker that made less money than someone in prison because my pay is flag rate, I will quit this time.

    • @RellHaiser1
      @RellHaiser1 8 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      Yeah, I wasn't an essential worker, but I worked in IT in a fairly entry level role and I could have "earned" the same money by just not working and instead collecting the "Canada Emergency Response Benefit" payments we had at the time.

  • @TechMomLR
    @TechMomLR 8 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Thank you, HLC, for making this Los Angeles-based Army wife laugh so hard! You always do, but we really need fun things right now. You know it - you had that little shout-out to California.
    You do so much good for our spirits here. Buff, The Kid, and especially Franklin are our faves. Thanks again!

  • @waddell7354
    @waddell7354 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +23

    Gulf of America makes sense...I mean it's in between north and south America...

    • @chriscoy-jq2gp
      @chriscoy-jq2gp 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      That is the first sane argument I've heard about that

    • @chrisblake1169
      @chrisblake1169 7 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      I mean yeah but again people are saying it’s dumb because it is. He’s focusing on renaming oceans we don’t own and that won’t be recognized by the international community instead of other issues

    • @waddell7354
      @waddell7354 6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

      @chrisblake1169 dudes a troll. He knows how to get people riled up and quite honestly, it's hilarious to watch the chaos

    • @theotherohlourdespadua1131
      @theotherohlourdespadua1131 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@waddell7354 If getting annoyed by your own government is your entertainment... I don't want to know what you think of war...

  • @jondickerson3822
    @jondickerson3822 6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

    Surprised there wasn’t any return fire about women not being able to get healthcare in the U.S.

  • @4362mont
    @4362mont 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +12

    We want DENMARK! ...As a character, not to steal part of.

  • @liamodahl1205
    @liamodahl1205 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

    Ah, I see the Fallout timelines is bleeding into our own.

  • @Ussonan-Foderation2016
    @Ussonan-Foderation2016 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +22

    My inmune system and social skills got boned by 2020, please no round 2

    • @andrewmorris483
      @andrewmorris483 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      As did my body in general. Why just today I seized while passing out. Out of 10, it was -5 fun.

    • @ThinWhiteAxe
      @ThinWhiteAxe 4 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      It took me a full year and a half of working retail to regain the sturdy immune system I had developed in college pre-covid.

    • @uss-dh7909
      @uss-dh7909 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      All you people complaining about the socialization issues you had during covid.
      Meanwhile, my introverted self, basically nothing changed.

  • @ethanandersen9761
    @ethanandersen9761 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

    I choked on my lunch, was NOT expecting the screaming cicada!😂

  • @retrobitadam
    @retrobitadam 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +11

    Oh my gawd😂 I was not expecting the return of the cicada

  • @xaderalert
    @xaderalert 7 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

    "they'll let anyone run that country up there"
    Yeah, we don't have room to talk. Our last couple presidents here in the US have been absolute dog waste.

    • @matthewcox7985
      @matthewcox7985 4 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Don't insult dogs like that!

  • @kyjohns8271
    @kyjohns8271 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

    “Whaaaat? I told you … I just want the ducking 💨!!” Dead!! Love you Buff!! 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼

    • @matthewcox7985
      @matthewcox7985 4 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Send BUFF to California. They have the smoke. And the smokes... he could use a toke...

  • @allreddan
    @allreddan 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

    That last gag got me. Almost choked to death on my spit.

  • @johnaeryns5364
    @johnaeryns5364 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +8

    I would genuinely find it difficult to believe that north Koreans, outside of north Korea. Are having any trouble finding more food than they had before.

    • @MarcusDarkstar
      @MarcusDarkstar 8 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      This is Russia. As the slavs like to say "then it got worse." I wouldnt be surprised if the Russians are shafting the NK troops logistically prioritizing Russian ones.

    • @johnaeryns5364
      @johnaeryns5364 8 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @MarcusDarkstar yeah, that wouldn't shock me either. But my point remains. Literally any food is more than they got in north Korea.

    • @AtticusKarpenter
      @AtticusKarpenter 5 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@MarcusDarkstar believing this while having TH-cam (and travel bloggers that supply it with current time videos from every single country) is honestly crazy.
      Then again, there are people believing in Uighur genocide because TV said so and show single photo of painted face (that have to proof i don't know what), so i shouldn't be surprising. Some people just really gullible.

  • @jasonkulbaba9821
    @jasonkulbaba9821 8 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    Canada and america :siblings picking fights
    Canada to russia: hey there bud. We have a big checklist and we would love it if you'd let us check it all off!
    But in all seriousness seeing whats happening in california saddens us as well and we are glad we can send down help to fight the fires. Sending our love from your psychotic hat

  • @MrGoesBoom
    @MrGoesBoom 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +11

    Banning hot dogs...they're literally a form of sausage made of stuff you wouldn't use for real sausage, in a bun. Preferably cooked on a grill but microwaves or boiling water work too. What's the point of banning that? "I'm banning you from something you don't have the resources to make anyways! Because reasons!"

    • @kalashnikovdevil
      @kalashnikovdevil 6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Because it might provide some sort of joy to the population... and Un wants all the scraps to himself.

    • @xxpoisonblxx
      @xxpoisonblxx 6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Even sillier, because it's all the stuff you *wouldn't* use for other things... it's now waste if you *are* processing any of those animals. Hot dogs and many other "processed meats" are waste mitigation methods that extract even more value, and quantity, out of a food source. I feel like they'd benefit from maximizing quantity...

  • @Canadian_geographer
    @Canadian_geographer 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +10

    As a Canadian i was laughing so hard because of this 1:20

  • @gregnm369
    @gregnm369 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

    4:43 if you want to get really technical, Christopher Columbus was a conquistador. He was given the title of “Admiral of the Ocean Sea” by the king and queen of Spain in 1492 (I think that’s the year).

    • @dolphingoreeaccount7395
      @dolphingoreeaccount7395 8 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      And for some reason I find the phrase Ocean Sea to be maddening

    • @gregnm369
      @gregnm369 5 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @ our ancestors were odd folks

  • @10100rsn
    @10100rsn 6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

    That theme music reminds me so much of old school Twisted Metal. Anyone else think Twisted Metal was just a better Squid Games?

  • @EnergeticInitiationActual
    @EnergeticInitiationActual 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +10

    North Koreas Great Leader banned hot dogs because he didn’t like being told “Nathan’s is much bigger than you”

    • @Joedirt3349
      @Joedirt3349 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      He's so rorney

    • @jordan9604
      @jordan9604 9 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      Or maybe someone told him that a hot dog was a taco, and he couldn't accept his reality changing?

    • @Joedirt3349
      @Joedirt3349 9 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@jordan9604 A taco is a Mexican sandwich. There is legal precedent for this.

    • @massgunner4152
      @massgunner4152 8 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@Joedirt3349 a mexican Sandwich is a torta, the taco isn't even sliced

  • @TheRevanchrist
    @TheRevanchrist 5 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    did the world ever get the reparations for the 1918 flu? I mean, there was no confirmation, but one of the possible first outbreaks was in the states then got to Europe by troop transport to the western front.

  • @charlesparr1611
    @charlesparr1611 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

    People who understand history should know that Canada is to the USA exactly what Finland was to the USSR. A much smaller friendly country right on their border. And then the soviets made the critical mistake of thinking that just because the fins were friendly, they would roll over to an invasion. And what happened? The Finns invented whole new sections of the operational manual for terrorizing invading troops.
    It's all fun and games until the tree you're hiding behind suddenly winks at you and says 'Take off, hoser!', before bayonetting you with a ww2 sword bayonet because we have nothing more recent....

    • @avroarchitect1793
      @avroarchitect1793 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      Yup and it gets worse as Canadians look like Americans sound like Americans and can pass themselves off as Americans and learned everything the US did about how to run an insurgency during the GWOT years in Afghanistan.

    • @AtticusKarpenter
      @AtticusKarpenter 5 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      You aware that Finland lost the war? Also to call Finland "friendly" to USSR is hilarious. Finland had its Civil War too, but communists lost. And escaped into USSR. And anti-communists won, accordingly. How friendly they was to communist country, guess again?

    • @theotherohlourdespadua1131
      @theotherohlourdespadua1131 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@@AtticusKarpenter
      1) Finland may have lost the war but Stalin couldn't trumpet his victory over Finland when it was over.
      2) Finland is actually VERY FRIENDLY* to the USSR (note: by "FRIENDLY" I mean "SCARED OFF THEIR PANTS") since 1944. Finland may be anti-Commienist but they can't say "No" to Moscow if the latter asks for something. Heck, this fear of Soviet retaliation led to two things: 1) coining the word "Finlandization" which helps explain Finland's conduct during the Cold War, and 2) have Urdo Kekkonnen, longest serving President of Finland, rule over the country in near Soviet fashion... And the Dude's an Anti-Commienist...

    • @cloudydaykumo
      @cloudydaykumo 56 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

      Okay, just gonna remind everyone in this comment chain:
      [Past video]
      Finland: I don't really like Russians. *Metal music starts playing* Simo sends his regards.

  • @ribottostudio
    @ribottostudio 7 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

    2025 is tied with 2021 for having the WORST 7 day free trial period.

  • @war0129
    @war0129 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +12

    I feel like this was an episode of letterkenny.

  • @TK0921
    @TK0921 5 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    As an american, I think gulf of mexico sounds better and I'm just gonna keep calling it that.

  • @jeffleach9023
    @jeffleach9023 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

    Yeah... I live in LA county, and we're definitely not okay.

    • @cloudydaykumo
      @cloudydaykumo 55 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

      I'm over in Orange and I'm concerned.

  • @esegall91
    @esegall91 9 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    I loved the lockdowns. As an essential worker who still had to work, it was amazing. Roads were clear, people stopped talking, and gas $1/gallon. I have a 58-Mile commute each way.

  • @mrzobar6901
    @mrzobar6901 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

    No traffic on the roads was the best part of the pandemic.

  • @historyman412
    @historyman412 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    This gave me some good laughs this morning. Love the work, HLC!

  • @stephenroot1012
    @stephenroot1012 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +8

    If only there was some way to send the snowstorm in DC to the California wildfire.

    • @archangeldo913
      @archangeldo913 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      Or send the California wildfire to DC…I still see the same positive outcome.

    • @Awrethien
      @Awrethien 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      Or in a more perfect world... Why not both?

    • @archangeldo913
      @archangeldo913 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@Awrethien you might be on to something.

    • @matthewcox7985
      @matthewcox7985 4 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@archangeldo913 That or _on_ something... and if that's the case, where can I get some?

  • @Malkuth-Gaming
    @Malkuth-Gaming 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

    Ah. Its so great to see Afghanistan being an ally of equality. It takes alot of courage to call " Midwifery" a mans job.

  • @lilyfarseer7658
    @lilyfarseer7658 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

    Honestly... i wouldnt mind another 'stay at home time' either. I was at my healthiest and happiest then.

    • @matthewcox7985
      @matthewcox7985 4 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      You too?

  • @TheMohnus723
    @TheMohnus723 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

    The Screaming Cicada returns 😂

  • @perrywaaz3660
    @perrywaaz3660 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +20

    Dude, I just finished the last Unsubscribe podcast. That was GREAT! I hadn't heard of all those variants of Nike. I wanna see that mach 10 version launch

  • @andrelavictoire7282
    @andrelavictoire7282 9 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    Unfortunately, we tried to help the women of Afghanistan without success and useless sacrifices. 🇨🇦

  • @sushifox2058
    @sushifox2058 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +10

    AMERICA!!
    I’ll never get tired of it

  • @ziminarblaze9670
    @ziminarblaze9670 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +9

    8:38 and so much less traffic 😂😂 it was amazing

    • @33Isaiah96
      @33Isaiah96 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      And honestly those few months off of work were nice.

    • @JohnMartinez-yx7co
      @JohnMartinez-yx7co 8 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      I loved being " essential" because the roads were so easy to navigate.

  • @gregsdadmcleod1548
    @gregsdadmcleod1548 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

    THANKS man, your channel RULES!!!
    👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊

  • @lukkaredwolf3534
    @lukkaredwolf3534 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

    Hey, Skittles are what we called the air deck people on the Aircraft Carrier.

    • @Awrethien
      @Awrethien 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      Think more rainbow haired.

  • @kapioskapiopoylos7338
    @kapioskapiopoylos7338 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

    "what are you gonna do about it"
    "invent new war crimes, lots of them" canada probably.
    0:52

  • @mikekopack6441
    @mikekopack6441 9 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    At this point 2025 is pretty much turning into a constant never ending Trash day

  • @vigilantegamer6713
    @vigilantegamer6713 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +11

    Tundra wookies is not what i was expecting 😂

  • @tassyrawr
    @tassyrawr 8 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    lol, Franklins friend just screaming. Love to see it. Your videos are always awesome man, make me laugh every time. ❤❤❤

  • @billyccall5774
    @billyccall5774 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

    Ok "tundra wookies" is the most BADASS name ever!

  • @domosrage5434
    @domosrage5434 9 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    As someone from West LA, the devastation here is immeasurable. It will take us decades to recover, but it will never be the same. National and international icons are now rubble, and the fires haven't stopped. Millions have power issues, hundreds of thousands have been evacuated, and thousands of families have been made homeless. Entire communities and entire cities have been wiped off the map and the worst part is.... Insurance companies completely cancelled fire coverage. There will be no payout for damages.

  • @OR56
    @OR56 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +19

    In all fairness the United States has SIGNIFICANTLY more coastline than Mexico on the Gulf.

    • @zacharychavez3482
      @zacharychavez3482 9 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +7

      Also, the entire New World is basically "The Americas" (North, Central, and South) so calling it the Gulf of America or the Gulf of the Americas would fit.

    • @TylerSmithMusic1
      @TylerSmithMusic1 9 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@OR56 who cares? lol

    • @antilarge7860
      @antilarge7860 9 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      Mexico has almost NO military. What could Mexico even do besides have their female president making pictures? Lmfao

    • @massgunner4152
      @massgunner4152 9 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@antilarge7860 Mexico has military, they just don't waste it on stupid political squabbles and has better things to do than discussing the naming conventions of a gulf close to that state your female candidate that nobody likes failed to help during the tornado season.

    • @OR56
      @OR56 8 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@TylerSmithMusic1 Why do you?

  • @terrabranford7485
    @terrabranford7485 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    Appreciate the D.C. cameo. Love the municipal accurate borders of Washington on a Dutch angle.

  • @AlexW-Ares
    @AlexW-Ares 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +31

    The fuckin dc character 💀😂❤️

    • @tsarfox3462
      @tsarfox3462 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      Perfection.

    • @AlexW-Ares
      @AlexW-Ares 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

      Most accurate representation of dc i have ever seen in my life. Had me dying from laughter

    • @The_Lousy_Socellatus
      @The_Lousy_Socellatus 7 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      We’re gonna see a lot more of him!

    • @matthewcox7985
      @matthewcox7985 4 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Obama's potty-mouthed White House Chief of Staff, Rahm Emanuel, referred to D.C. as "Fucknutsville."
      I wish that were an understatement.

  • @sujimtangerines
    @sujimtangerines 9 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    NGL, even as an extrovert, I didn't mind the 6ft personal spacing, less traffic, mostly empty stores & guilt- free refusing invitations from people I didn't want to spend time with.
    Saved so much money staying home & ACTUALLY washing my hair or giving myself a DIY spa day that I've kept those rituals, as well as regular Zoom binge-watch parties (every other month instead of almost weekly tho).
    What I'm mad about tho, is that stores never went back to their pre-panda operating hours. I'm an aisle by aisle shopper, and I plan our meals based on what I can find in the markdown/clearance sections... so my list is pretty pared down to just essentials. I needed the freedom to take my time at 2am to shop. Just me and the stock people, usually.
    Now, those palettes are out hours before 11/midnight, so I'm having to navigate them AND other shoppers & it's so frustrating.
    Walmart & Smith's need to go back to 24hrs dammit.