When Jon started talking about the mini I immediately thought "James may". Sure enough, Richard Hammond turned up on a harley and Jeremy Clarkson arrived in a Monster truck.
Every few months I come back to this particular series. Idk how or why, as I never search for it. Just going on my Nerd binge.. And it brings me immense joy each time. Ahh.
I still can not believe this was 6 years ago, I remember getting home from school and hoping another video of this series was out, and now its 6 years later and these three hardly do anything together anymore
"... and on this episode of our internet show: Dan Clarkson climbs a fence in a monster truck ..... Matt Hammond tries to ramp a motorbike ..... and Jon May gets lost in the woods."
Jon = James May (most sensible but also slowest vehicle) Dan = Jeremy Clarkson (biggest and most powerful vehicle) Matt = Richard Hammond (most unusual/"cool" vehicle)
Episode 100:Dan has reached New York using common sense, Matt has taken up living in LA, occasionally venturing into the hills and then quickly giving up, Jon is eternally searching up and down the west coast for wineries and/or Dan
This needs to be TH-cam's officially sanctioned attempt at Top Gear. Send these boys across the country in various video games. Phenomenal work, fellas, this is hysterical!
Unoriginal I know, it's great. They definitely did this on purpose, Dan was talking about his debate with Jon, about who was more like Jeremy Clark, on his walking across America live stream. Obviously theres no debate there
Hearing that “Hello Procrastinators” intro brought back so many amazing memories of this channel, Minecraft LP, Month of Sims 3, Month of Spore, Bully completed (SASHA), so many amazing memories that happened before the reboot... even if the intro wasn’t said by Dan it was still good to hear
I used to watch Nerd³ a ton when I was little, but as life got busy I drifted away and only recently came back to the channel. So I ask this question, what reboot do you speak of?
I think the reboot he is referring to is when the channel changed up the series's and the channel logo. And more importantly when he stopped saying "hello procrastinators". I don't exactly remember when this happened but i think it was around 2014 or so.
DrLipkin I’m Just imaging that they figured out that Matt Jon and Dan were together and he was trying to help them by using the smoke to point to where the others were at
This is the perfect trio: Jon who try’s to do things properly, Dan who doesn’t give a damn on what’s going on and keeps thing funny and then Matt who gets angry at everything and it’s really funny
my god jon is the worst driving buddy. COME TO THIS LOCATION! OK IM BORED NOW, LETS GO HERE! OK I CANT FIND THAT, LETS GO HERE! JON STAY FUCKING STILL OMG
"Why does formula 1 cars have them?" Because when you reach 320 km/h you need something to hold you down so you dont fly away. and small issue of downforce in corners but thats minor thing...
Jackie Chuuan its more due to how light single seater cars are and the bhp per tonne being so high that if the car had no down force you couldn't even drive it in a straight line, theres videos of f1 cars losing their rear wings and they just spin out immediately and lose all braking power, if your interested theres one where kimi rai loses his rear wing at high speed and just loses control
@@Mexzan Really wish they'd do this again. And in another game like this. They've tried but it didn't really have the same energy, because those games all had mechanics on the roads, while this game the roads are just set dressing and they don't have to deal with much.
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Tonight...
Daniel Clarkson misidentifies a deer,
Matt Hammond falls off his bike,
and Jon May attempts to visit a winery.
When Jon started talking about the mini I immediately thought "James may". Sure enough, Richard Hammond turned up on a harley and Jeremy Clarkson arrived in a Monster truck.
Total Top Gear synergy.
Ned In Yo' Head and just like James May he has no sense if direction.
I'm glad there's no disagreement of which ones which, we've all unanimously agreed that Jon is May, Matt is Hammond and Dan is Clarkson
My thoughts exactly.
Have a cookie for being cultured 🍪
@@shadophaxx2401 it's just so natural! 🤣
Tonight on bottom gear, I get a shady sponsorship deal, Hammond receives several concussions, and May dies after unleashing his nitro power
"Whats the point of power on a motorcycle if it doesn't go fast"
"It makes a brum-brum noise"
Wow, Matt really is a Harley-Davidson owner, huh?
This is basically just Top Gear in a video game. 10/10 idea.
which top gear have you been watching ??
the ones they made circa 2012?
Lapna Xerio he means the specials
Dan is Clarkson.
Matt is Hammond.
Jon is May.
This is brilliant.
Seriously I can't get over the fact that this is literally Top Gear. Jon is James May, Matt is Richard Hammond and Dan is Jeremy Clarkson,
Ikr Im still coming back to this
Jon: hardcastle!!!!!!!!!!! Did you steal my air conditioning
I'm back for another rewatch of this series. It still brings much joy.
"Hello Procrastinators!"
Someone said it in a Nerdcubed video. IT COUNTS!!
Every few months I come back to this particular series. Idk how or why, as I never search for it. Just going on my Nerd binge.. And it brings me immense joy each time. Ahh.
My favorite series on TH-cam. Anything with these three is a joy. I've even watched all of Desert Bus VR.
For me it’s this and lbp 2
This is my favourite road trip swries
I still can not believe this was 6 years ago, I remember getting home from school and hoping another video of this series was out, and now its 6 years later and these three hardly do anything together anymore
You know I just got on to rewatch this for a bit of fun and thought that exact same thing. Weird how time passes
Ikr. This is my favorite MATN series. And the newest Podcats reboot has disappeared as well.
Big sad.
Much of that has to do with Dan writing a book.
The PodCats are also on hold for a while
"... and on this episode of our internet show: Dan Clarkson climbs a fence in a monster truck ..... Matt Hammond tries to ramp a motorbike ..... and Jon May gets lost in the woods."
*My god, this is perfect*
*Jon* is James May
*Matt* is Richard Hammond
*Dan* is Jeromy Clarkson
No shit
Jon: May
Matt: Hammond
Dan: Clarkson
All I can think of is how Dan is Jerremy Clarkson, Mat is Richard Hammond and Jon is James May
Sammy Brammy well, that was accurate
I agree 100% with this
Jon just wanting to go to the wineries.
Yeah, I can see that
About time for another rewatch
same
same here!
With you
Jon = James May (most sensible but also slowest vehicle)
Dan = Jeremy Clarkson (biggest and most powerful vehicle)
Matt = Richard Hammond (most unusual/"cool" vehicle)
I mean
Matt's on an 883 Sportster
IRL I'm pretty sure it's genuinely slower than a Mini Cooper xD
But Jon's car is the fastest?
@@Razticz i mean, May has brought ferraris occasionally. Also that one time he brought the world's most reliable Lotus
Episode 100:Dan has reached New York using common sense, Matt has taken up living in LA, occasionally venturing into the hills and then quickly giving up, Jon is eternally searching up and down the west coast for wineries and/or Dan
This needs to be TH-cam's officially sanctioned attempt at Top Gear. Send these boys across the country in various video games. Phenomenal work, fellas, this is hysterical!
Anyone else occasionally return to this series, after watching it all the way through a few times? I do!
Oh, yes, at least once a year.
They're like the old Top Gear specials. Whenever there's a re-run I sit down to watch it.
Jon: "If you actually know Los Angeles"
Mat: "I've played GTA"
LOL
Dan= Jeremy
Matt= Richard
Jon= James
How has it been 5 years since these came out????? I remember getting notifications for their uploads!
Rewatching this 2 years on. Wish me luck.
Same
Time for my yearly rewatching of this amazing series
In tonights Nerd Gear: Jon May drives sideways, Dan Clarksson hangs on a fence and Matt Hammond falls over!
Oh yes :D
Many A True Nerd I’ve been waiting for this
Love you for the Procrastinators, Jon.
This is primo nipple-rubbing material, good shit my dude
hope finding eachother goes better when you do your 76 adventure
Jon, thats THE WRONG FUCKING MINI!!!
Honestly they need to do another Road Trip like this again.
Hopefully the Crew 3 comes out eventually lol
That's what desert bus vr was. Heh
having these guys together is incredible. even if dan feels hes not gonna enjoy it, im gonna adore the fallout 76 multiplayer adventure.
Whay...wha...di...did I just hear...did Jon just say...”Hello Procrastinators!!!” My god how I’ve missed that!
Dan- Jeremy Clarkson
Jon- James May
Matt- Richard Hammond
Jon even is Mister Slowly and Matt's on a bike.
James may is an idiot they have spoilers for more grip
Unoriginal I know, it's great. They definitely did this on purpose, Dan was talking about his debate with Jon, about who was more like Jeremy Clark, on his walking across America live stream. Obviously theres no debate there
In height too
Harry Ballantyne Really? That makes it even funnier lol.
Loving that these classics are popping back up!!!
Hearing that “Hello Procrastinators” intro brought back so many amazing memories of this channel, Minecraft LP, Month of Sims 3, Month of Spore, Bully completed (SASHA), so many amazing memories that happened before the reboot... even if the intro wasn’t said by Dan it was still good to hear
I used to watch Nerd³ a ton when I was little, but as life got busy I drifted away and only recently came back to the channel. So I ask this question, what reboot do you speak of?
Tmccreight25Gaming SAME
I think the reboot he is referring to is when the channel changed up the series's and the channel logo. And more importantly when he stopped saying "hello procrastinators". I don't exactly remember when this happened but i think it was around 2014 or so.
no, it was after 2014
I believe the reboot occurred sometime in 2015-16
I mean, "it ups my downforce or downs my upforce" isn't too bad of a description of what a rear wing does
They're literally just Hammond, Clarkson and May, it's brilliant
Dan would be Clarkson, Jon would be May, and Matt would be Hammond
Jon: *finds a bridge to go under*
*keeps going to find a way to get to the other side*
So... Jon is May, Matt is Hammond
And Dan...
Is gonna get fired for punching a producer or something
i love how close they are to the guys from top gear
john is james may
matt is richard hammond
and nerdcuced is jezza clarkson
'its fine, who needs montiesing' 2 years on and he really took that idea to heart
"I'm pretty good at weaving" Jon says as he crashes into the same car 3 times
that was def one of the best parts.
That plane is the unsung hero of the episode.
DrLipkin I’m Just imaging that they figured out that Matt Jon and Dan were together and he was trying to help them by using the smoke to point to where the others were at
This is the perfect trio: Jon who try’s to do things properly, Dan who doesn’t give a damn on what’s going on and keeps thing funny and then Matt who gets angry at everything and it’s really funny
My god, this is perfect.
Jon is James May, Matt is Richard Hammond, and Dan is Jeremy Clarkson.
I didn't know I needed this in my life until right now
You can tell Jon's never owned a mini if he thinks they are reliable and easy to maintain
Absolutely lol
my ex owned one (an r56 with a lot, if not all, of the jcw additions) and it was SUPER hard to work on too, great wee car though!!
MATN= May
Mattophobia= Hammond
NerdCubed= Clarkson
This is so accurate i just can't ...
When jon can't cross the freeway and while trying to find a hole the freeway turns into a bridge and he doesn't drive under it
"What's more American than a Japanese car with big wheels?"
Accurate!
"Wait, its all Wine Country?"
"Always has been. "
Jon = James May
Matt = Richard Hammond
Dan = Richard Hammond mixed with Jeremy Clarkson
your bum chum cult Dan is more or less Clarkson
@@chaoszombie9995 Where you from thats more nothern speaking than Yorkshire, fucking Scotland?
Matt more
why am i only JUST watching this, damn, this is GREAT
Lewis A perfect video for quarantine.
Welcome, friend! 😁
Hearing MATN do the old intro is amazing
this is literally top gear
Jon= James, Dan= Jeremy, Matt = Hammond
And where has life brought me? Back to this:
Eyyyy my people
The faithful never left. 🤣🤙👍
I love how they called San Bernardino “Anti-Los Angeles.”
i think its the 15th time i watch this series never gets boring 👍
Bruh same , they set this up so fucking well!!
Same. Watch this whole Playlist all the time! 😆
Jon : I'll triangulate my exact location.
Dan : right I'll come to you now.
Jon : Cool... Now if I move...
my god jon is the worst driving buddy. COME TO THIS LOCATION! OK IM BORED NOW, LETS GO HERE! OK I CANT FIND THAT, LETS GO HERE!
JON STAY FUCKING STILL OMG
The posh one, the small one, and the shouty one.
This truly is a Top Gear reboot.
Ok this confirms it these 3 are the grand tour of gaming
They staged the start like an og top gear, fucking love it!
I just wanna say these 3 together should do a channel where they coop everything call it something original like many a true nerd 3
"I'm in a pretty small car, I can do a fair amount of weaving"
*proceeds to smash into the same car thrice*
"Why does formula 1 cars have them?" Because when you reach 320 km/h you need something to hold you down so you dont fly away. and small issue of downforce in corners but thats minor thing...
Jackie Chuuan its more due to how light single seater cars are and the bhp per tonne being so high that if the car had no down force you couldn't even drive it in a straight line, theres videos of f1 cars losing their rear wings and they just spin out immediately and lose all braking power, if your interested theres one where kimi rai loses his rear wing at high speed and just loses control
Literally Top Gear in video game. Jon is James, Matt is Richard, and Dan is Jeremy
But who is The Stig
three idiots with no idea where they're going? what could possibly go wrong? XD
Jon hearing nissan: grey nissan versa with a small engine.
Dan hearing nissan: huge v8 monster truck skyline with pornhub on the side.
That pornhub car is the most American car I've ever seen, even though PornHub is technically Canadian and Canada isn't technically in America.
Explosive Cookie Well Canada is on top of America and it is its own separate country so not technically in it more like next to it
Ryan N even further the cars japanese made
TheDragon_Fister i see more trending videos on porn hub then youtube
Explosive Cookie I thought you meant literally part of the US nm
Canada and America are separate countries but they both share the same land
WE'RE THE PROCRASTINATORS AGAIN!!!! THANKS JON FOR DOING THEE INTRO
Max Leussing yayyyy
Top Gear: NerdCubed Edition
We got "Hello Procrastinators" from Jon, I'm so confused
So..... Dan is Clarkson, Jon is May and Matt is Hammond
This is still one of my favorite series, I come back to it as a comfort thing. Lol
Same!
@@Mexzan Really wish they'd do this again. And in another game like this. They've tried but it didn't really have the same energy, because those games all had mechanics on the roads, while this game the roads are just set dressing and they don't have to deal with much.
Ditto. I run through this whole debacle several times a year. 😂
"I've modded mine... It has an extra cup holder"
Dammit Jon
Jon not John
This feels like modern day version of original yogscast crosses with top gear and I love it
A monster truck r34 with a PH wrap.
I see what you did there.
Even if not intentionally.
It took me about 2 seconds to realise this was a fucking top gear episode
Matt shouting at Jon about how roads work brought tears to my eyes. I can't wait for the next episode.
So Jon=James
Matt=Richard
And Dan=Jeremy
>All American
>2 out of the 3 cars are foreign
And the other isn't even a car.
It's so precious, watching Dan and Jon navigate via bridges and signs and cranes.
Dan is Jeremy Clarkson, Jon is James May, Matt is Richard Hammond
This felt like one of the old top gear specials, with the car choices and explanations. I love it
You don't know how confused I was when I heard Jon say hello procrastinators...
Oh that “Hello procrastinators” I literally shivered even though it wasn’t Dan.
Dan, Matt, and Jon for new hosts of Top Gear UK
Three Brits driving across America in unusual vehicles, swearing at each other, and getting in odd situations
Where have I seen that before?
Two brits and an Irishman, Matt is from Ireland.
It took soo long to realise that this is meant to be a top gear episode
This is basically new Top Gear.
Óðinn Borrsdóttir Tonight! Im inappropriately sponsored Jon drives a pink mini and Matt is a madman
This is literally top gear and I fucking love it
so we've got jeremy clarkson (dan), james may (jon) and richard hammond (matt)... this is great
Dan: *sees deer*
Dan: I'VE SEEN A MOOSE
this is the exact experience i want from a road trip series.
Hearing all this about Wineries has made me realize
Dan = Jeremy clarkson
Jon =James Mae
Matt= Richard Hammond.
Just like "your bum bum cult" commented 9 months before you.
Jon is an adorable James May and Matt is a perfectly dense Richard Hammond... but how much did you guys pay Jeremy Clarkson to show up?
Dan > Clarkson
Jon > May
Matt > Hammond
In which 3 guys take 40 minutes to get lost, split up, travel about 6 miles, and then kind of find each other again.
annual watch #4 i love this series so much
i keep comin back man
I don't know how many times I've watched this 😂 petition them for another when the new crew comes out? ;)
Dan: Clarkson
Jon: May
Matt: Hammond
"lets stick together!"
narrator "they immediately split up"
I refuse to believe this series was four years ago. I disagree with the passage of time.
Agree.