Immediately spent half a mil on a gram of weed and 2.5 at HMV -if this song/album with the song in was put onto a vinyl; i’d sprint miles to the nearest HMV to cop it
“Im up in Harrods Or Selfridges ask the staff if they sell fridges, I want one with a touch screen, that makes ice for just me” that is metaphor that some wont notice, 👌🏼
This coat's impeccable Drinks? I've got several I'm in Tesco looking incredible I met a genie and he granted me a wish I wanna smoke with your dad and put spice in his spliff What a great day I see your brother's Beats by DRE Get a SWAT team in your kitchen, make a bowl of special K I'm at a shubz, I'm not invited I just walked in through the door I'll have a dance and then I'll put some fairy liquid on the floor 🇨🇦🦢
niko b putting milton keynes back on the map
'back on the map' implying it was ever in the first place lmaoo
Only been on the map since 80s anyway ahhaah
“it’s niko b innit” has got to be your producer tag
“I MET A GENIE AND HE GRANTED ME A WISH, I WANNA SMOKE WITH YOUR DAD AND PUT SPICE IN HIS SPLIFF” IS THE BEST LYRIC EVER, NO LIE
Fav lyric has to be selfridges ask the staff if they sell fridges
Moving loose in my Canada 🇨🇦 goose
"I'm in tescos looking incredible" best lyric deffo went over some man's heads.
“Put a body kit on my Tesla and engine swap it with a micra”- Niko b lyrical genius
Micras are criminally underrated
“I’m up at harrods or selfridges, ask the staff if they sell fridges” best line
You're really good
Immediately spent half a mil on a gram of weed and 2.5 at HMV
-if this song/album with the song in was put onto a vinyl; i’d sprint miles to the nearest HMV to cop it
That’s 2 minutes away from my house I live In red house
“Wearing 15 shades of Blue”
“Im up in Harrods Or Selfridges ask the staff if they sell fridges, I want one with a touch screen, that makes ice for just me” that is metaphor that some wont notice, 👌🏼
Niko i stole your billboard sorry mate
Harris’s or selfridges ask the staff if they sell fridges
“Drinks iv got several, in in Tesco looking incredible”
"I wanna smoke with your dad and put spice in his spliff"
Best line from the song is defo "this coat is impeccable". Idk there's just something funny about describing a coat as impeccable lol
My ancestors came back to life just to stream Canada Goose by Niko B.
I'm eating coleslaw
Bro no way me too, I love coleslaw man coleslaw is good
Every niko b song is a worst song! Pure garbage!!
"Put a body kit on my Tesla And engine swap with a micro" goes HARD
‘Put a body kit on my tesla and engine swap with a micro’ goes hard af
I’m in tesco looking incredible
‘I won the lottery and I spent half a mill on a gram of weed’
Nvm i think my fav has to be’ ill have 7 scoops of protein and a fist fight with tyson’
0:34 Some of the realest shi1 ive ever heard
It has to be “I'm up at Harrods or Selfridges
Ask staff if they sеll fridges
I want one with a touchscreen
That can make ice for just me”
Love
Some publicity is alright publicity
“gettin loose in a canada goose” BOSHHHH
‘I won the lottery immediately
Spent half a mil on a gram of weed’ sick line, lots of love for the shittest song of the year x
milton keynes 😡😡
“I wana smoke with your dad and put spice in his spliff” hand down is the best line in the song 🇨🇦🦢
MOVING LOOSE IN A CANADA GOOSE
I won the lottery 💶
Immediately spent half a Mil on a gram of weed and 2.5 in HMV🍃
This coat does wonders for me
Yes tom
won the lottery and immediately spent half a mill on a gram of weed and 2.5 in hmv lols
"Immediately spent half a mil on a gram of weed and 2.5 at hmv"
This country vibes 😂
More of this
I like the bit where u go on about getting loose in a Canada goose and the bit about your iPhone 4
“This coat does wonders for me, I won the lottery
Immediately spent half a mil on a gram of weed and 2.5 at HMV” 😂❤️
iPhone 4 and a bottle of juice
Love the song mate
unironically Canada goose is probably my favourite Niko b song
the lyrics “Take eight scoops of protein have a fist fight with mike tyson” really reminds me of how much of an alpha iam
I can do a press up
isaac hp vibes
okay
HES SO FUNNY I LOVE YOU BRO
"brick your house cause im in the mood, moving loose in a canada goose" deffo the best lyric niko b on top >
Kerry vibes from this country 😅
Features for 50p? Still on!
The only reason milton keynes exists
he really made a song of the year
at least he is honest
„THIS COAT‘S IMPECCABLE“ IS THE BEST LYRICS SINCE TIME HAS BEEN INVENTED BY THIS MAN
niko b made the worst song of the year
this goats impeccable
facts
Fav lyric “I’ll have a dance and then I’ll put some fairy liquid on the floor🕺”
"im up at Harrods or Selfridges Ask staff if they sеll fridges" makes me smile on the bus on the way to college
“I wanna smoke with your dad and put spice in his spliff” is the best lyric to ever leave Milton Keynes
🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂
Unironically quite sweet when the people try to help him lol like the guy outside Lidl
"I'll have a dance and then I'll put some fairy liquid on the floor"
my favourite comment is “canada goose” it really got me in my feels 😞
my favourite lyric from canada goose was when you said "canada goose" it went hard asf
Was it you?! 😂😂😂
How did you record this?
😂
W vid
I'm in tesco looking incredible
This guys too loose
What a guy
Common W
Niko. Sick guy
congrats
. lmao - tom a rare breed ong^
What a goat
First
This coat's impeccable
Drinks? I've got several
I'm in Tesco looking incredible
I met a genie and he granted me a wish
I wanna smoke with your dad and put spice in his spliff
What a great day
I see your brother's Beats by DRE
Get a SWAT team in your kitchen, make a bowl of special K
I'm at a shubz, I'm not invited
I just walked in through the door
I'll have a dance and then I'll put some fairy liquid on the floor 🇨🇦🦢
No you didn't
*the best
Second I think
This country vibes 😂
First