i’m sitting here like what the flippity heck does that mean, but it makes me sad cause my ex was always playing games and not paying attention to when i got sad
@@BoyfriendAudioASMR I was a Scorpion main too, but I loved when they added Kitana in the 2nd game, so she's my alt. My older sister used to get so mad when I would hit her with the spear and she'd hear "Get over here!" So of course, I had to keep doing it lol
"Im not your personal chair" When you start dating me there was an invisible contract that says; you ARE my personal chair, I can eat y̶o̶u̶r̶ OUR food, and i get you use OUR hoodies😷💖
@@Jesus-mv3ox Huh, sure... 😏 So this is what you've been being busy with instead of granting my prayers of giving me a boyfriend. I mean I'll keep my 👄 lips shut and wont tell anything to Mary Magdalene if you finally decide to give me my prayers. ✨ *No Pressure* 💅
I know theoretically the listener and k are in a chair that doesnt move but cant stop imagining the chaos that would ensue because of a spiny chair lmao
Dear Hello Jackie, I’ve been following your comment more than the videos, I find you very funny and l love spending time reading all your comments. The only reason why I’m in this channel is because of you. Thanks for making my life happy!:)
@@BoyfriendAudioASMR OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO STOP RUINING MY NONEXISTENT INNOCENCE NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM
The fact that we sat in his lap whilst he was gaming makes me think of his Patreon answer to a question where someone was wondering whether it'd bother him if a girl did that to him. Hm. Patreon continuation? Lol.
okay, lemme just say this, i just became a patron and HOLY SHIT THIS GUY I- i am beyond JUNGSHOOK! this man is hawt like literally HAWT! i bet his duality of cute to sexy to sexy to cute is **chefs kiss** IMMACULATE
The way he changes his tone. Ik ya'll notice how he talks to us vs how he talks to the others 🥺
What no,he usually tells us that he gunna rip our spine out😂🤚
Hehe we are ✨special✨
3:12 that switch to “ugh- baby~🥴 hehe I’m still busy rn” LMAOO
When did the happen
@@aishajalal2167 3:12
him: “im not your personal chair.”
me: “uhh, who said that?”
he is, i mean👀
@@someone3468 what th-👁️👄👁️
@@someone3468 100% more comfortable then any other chair
hahaha where he get that impression from
@Kymberlie Benefield OH NO PLEASE DO NOT TELL THE TEAM I WAS HERE 🏃♀️🏃♀️
"I'm not your personal chair"
Me : are you sure?
It's in the fine print, he should've read that, smh
@@Kay_Atee yes lol
Blinkssssss
We all want a boyfriend like him you cannot tell me I’m wrong
Your not wrong.
No lies detected here
@@yoli_rolypoly6711 you stole my comment lol
Nope
Makala Tucker haha sorry
All the other homies : yo bro your mic is still on-😭😭😭
LMAO
LMFAO
What i was thinking!! Lol.
😂 omfg I'm crying
"daFaQ mAn why they so ChEEsYy"
Part of me is like "FAM, LET HIM FINISH THE GAME"
but another part is like "oops. Its me time"😌
SAME LMAO💀
Even ur username matches 😂
Saaaaaame
Definitely, I feel bad, but at the same time I’m like “Look at me I’m needy” 😂
i’m sitting here like what the flippity heck does that mean, but it makes me sad cause my ex was always playing games and not paying attention to when i got sad
“im gonna rip your spine out bro” LMAOSFK BYE
I said to my sister one time and she took off running and I chased after her she was screaming 😭🤚🏾
@@_jori.05 When I say I WHEEZED 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@@_jori.05 GURL- YOU DIDN’T HAVE A NERVE. 😭😭
DAS A BIT MUCH SIR
@@_jori.05 UR EVIL 😭😭
✍️ He’s ✍️ ticklish ✍️
✍️ Aim ✍️ for ✍️ the ✍️ ribs ✍️
Yeah if you want to see me go insta-attack mode. x
@@BoyfriendAudioASMR do your worst lmao
@@chelsealegall2048 LMAO
Lol I just got to that part in the video as I read this. Also yes Aim for the ribs 🤣🤣
@@IzukuMidoriya-bz6cq midoriya.. both you AND uraraka are here-
“i’m gonna rip your spine out , bro”
well gawd dayum 👴🏼👓🤏🏼
LMAOA
@a bratz vodo doll BAHAHAH
well ill be dayumed 👴🏿👓🤏🏿
Yo i read this and immediately turned up my volume as if I could hear the comment 💀 😭
@@symone6140 LMFAO 💀
"i'm not your personal chair."
THE MINUTE WE BECAME TOGETHER YOU GAVE ME THE RIGHT TO SIT ON YOUR LAP WHENEVER I WANT TO
It’s part of the contact that partners get to use each other as chairs 🤣
Ig he didnt read the fine print-
I was like: BOI-you signed up to be with someone who is depressed and needs cuddles regularly BECAUSE OF HOW SAD MY LIFE IS XD
VOUCH
I would've made a contract for that 😌
Imagine he forgot to turn off the mic at this whole entire time
The team: 👁💧👄💧👁
the team: are we thrid wheeling again 😩
@@CoralieLps “again” LMAOO😭😭
I thought I was the only one who noticed
The team :😏
The team is dying inside
TH-cam: b-
me: SURPRISE SHAWTYY🤸🏽♀️🏃🏽♀️
PLEASE
BYE
THE EMOJISSSSS ✋🏽😭
LITERALLY THO
@@TheYeamlak LMAOAOOAOAOAOO
“Bro, they’re flirting again.”
LMAOOO🦶🏾😭
@@thatsej THE FOOT LMFAOSIOSNSOOOOIKDBSJSGJSVE
@@thatsej THE FOOT SENT ME- PLSSS💀💀💀😭😭😭
@@thatsej THE FOOOTTTTT
PLZZZ “again” I CANNNT
all of my clingy girls and gays, please rise for our national anthem.🧍🏻♀️
🧍♀️
🧍🏾♀️
🧍🏽♀️
🧍🏾♀️
🧍🏾♀️
Bro- if I had a gamer bf, i would literally annoy the shit out of him until he teaches me how to play whatever he's playing.💀
I have a gamer bf, he's mean to me 😂 well some times at least
Sameee😭
Pls me
Yea same 😂
Him as a gamer is even more attractive
“You’re sitting on my-“
Come again 😀
sammeeeeee
TIME STAMP😭
@@jenniiferrr_ 1:40 ✨
Pardon?😀
AHAHAH PLEASE
him: I’ll try and be quick okay, I don’t know maybe like 30 minutes or something
my clingy ass: 30 minutes are too long *puppy dog eyes*
Yes..
Ikr 30 minutes is not quick. It’s just not
@@l3o460 riii 000000000000.30
This is a bit cheesy *this comment *
My ghetto ass: Fuck no! Das entirely too long! ✋🙄
My Friends: all have Valentine's
Me: " it's okay I have my boyfriend that I share with thousands of people "
Honestly, me...???
Honestly same😌
We are an army, we shall protect each other and overpower the lonlyness of being sinGle
Yessir got rejected yesterday
community boyfriend 😌
Nobody: nothing
Me: sorry, my bf is calling, i need to gooo
me when my friend is talking to me then K posted
“your sitting on..”
FINISH THAT SENTENCE K I DARE YOU
K: No touchie, no touchie
Me: 😏 *✨proceeds to touch everything✨*
bop it
@@ulamedani5938 twist it
@@shymewo pull it
@@ulamedani5938 bop it
@@ulamedani5938 flick it
“hey-hey noob what are you doing “
boyfriendaudio 2021
I SCREAMED
@@yunsmoon ME TOO
@@n4nosa ME THREE
I ugly laughed
ME FOURR
yt: Boyfrie-
me: IM HERE IM HERE *Phew*
as u should purrr
The sexual tension in this audio is ✨ astronomical✨
The one on Patreon to follow this part 2 is even more sexual
its amazing *chefs kiss*
This is so sexual and you can feel it through the screen if you close your eyes and listen your in a whole other world🐒
@@taylorq23 🤭🤭🤭🤭
“you are in so much trouble later”
*pulls out the italian card*
try it ❤️
this just called me out
i pulled out my filipino card❤️
i pulled out a card, idk if i’m playing uno but draw four
i pulled out my latina card😩
@@0613A si haha, non sei solo 🥰
“Whatever you’re doing, stop it!”
*me who was just standing and breathing* 👁 👄 👁 .....
*lies down and stops breathing*
LMAO
PLS BESTIE
LMFAO
🤣🤣🤣bro call 911 I'm dying
I CAN’T 😂
“You’re in so much trouble later... as soon as this fight is over you have no idea” another clue for an upcoming Patreon audio? 👀
I THOUGHT THE SAME THING
@@damarissamora8299 great minds think a like 🕶👌🏾😏
@@getmesohigh yes they do 😏😂
And I’m so ready for it ! 😉
@@heeyyalexis__ me too 🙃🥴 lmao
Daddy K 🤝 Corpse 🤝 Felix
deep voice gang
YESSSS
DEEP VOICE GANG
sorry to intrude but who's the 1st one K ??
@@Na-rb4fz boyfriend audio
@@jxlyjae oh him !+ u reply so fast!!
am i inlove with a person who doesn’t know i exist? yes. yes i am 😔😔😔
HAHAHAHAHGA😃✋🏼
I guess we’re the same lol 🥲✋
*cough*
Same sis same 😭🤚 it’s the price I pay to feel wanted lmaoo
@@saimamiah9548 lmao why do I feel this one.
He was speaking full nerd at the beginning,
THE TITLES ALWAYS GET ME RUNNING
Oh my lord I thought that said tiddies for second but it was titles-
Fr thought you said tiddies
I thought nit said tiddies too ngl....I have a messed up mind🤒
@@seonamjoo HAHAHVSB
@@hyunjin6033 PLEOEKWSJEHR
K: "I'm gonna literally rip your spine out, bro"
Me: *Having flashbacks to playing Mortal Kombat as a kid* "K, were you a Sub-Zero main?"
I had the same thought and would very much like to know your answer K 🤔
Scorpion. But I had a soft spot for the lesser knowns like Smoke and Rain. x
@@BoyfriendAudioASMR I was a Scorpion main too, but I loved when they added Kitana in the 2nd game, so she's my alt. My older sister used to get so mad when I would hit her with the spear and she'd hear "Get over here!" So of course, I had to keep doing it lol
You guys just spoke in a language I do not know.
@@692nabeehaquazi6 Girl me too
" you're sitting on my-" Me: ES HORA DE COMER ES HORA DE COMER
im in spanish class rnnnnnnn
PLEASE VAVAGAGABAHAHBABABA
did shawty just say what i think shawty just said 🌝😏
@@juliamae8994 yes shawty just said what you think shawty just said
HAHHHAHAH ☠️☠️☠️
pov: we’re actually the guys having to listen to K and his gf
Damn really out here making me use brain cells past noon 😂😂
Boys they are at it again flirting 😩😂
@@gotmilk9764 that's a dangerous time to be thinking
TH-cam: boyf-
Me: SHUT UP * in all might's voice * *I AM HERE*
This comment is top tier
Sunflower Vol. 6 thank u 😌💕
the fact both deku AND uravity are here is amazing
oн we love тo ѕee ιт😂
Your pfp is *chefs kiss*
"Im not your personal chair"
When you start dating me there was an invisible contract that says; you ARE my personal chair, I can eat y̶o̶u̶r̶ OUR food, and i get you use OUR hoodies😷💖
absolutely it’s in the terms and conditions
its the small print at the bottom
should’ve payed attention to the fine print
XxCringey CookiezxX That's literally my mom but instead she says that's OUR money-
@@corpsestan6559 ikr!?!?
BoyfriendAudio = Our new personal chair 😎
chair
His voice changing from him talking to the boys and him talking to the listener is so cute!🥰
I’d purposely go up to his ear and scream “SURPRISE SHAWTAYYY” and run away💀
PLEASE I GIGGLED AND THEN SNORTED SNDNDHDHD
Same
IM WHEEZING😭😭
BRUH WHY CAN I ACTUALLY IMAGINE THAT 😂😂😂😂😍
I feel like I would do this but the accidentally trip and fall, I - 😭😭😭
K: “Are you ready”
Me: “I was born ready😎” let’s do this!
Stay ready don’t gotta get ready😌🕶🤏🏽
1:32 the soft “baby”
I physically can NOT do this today 😁
I WILL FIND A SUGAR DADDY JUST TO BE YOUR PATRON
SAME PLEASE GIVE ME SOME MONEY PLEASEEEE
BRO SAME
BAGGAYATSTGD
YES FIND A SUGARDADDY FOR A REAL DADDY😌
BAHBAHA BUT SAME
“you’re in so much trouble later”
uhmmmm...o.O
i be like im ready
@@tiredoflivingimatrydying4113 I like the name 😏
as y'all should😌
His teammates like “omg whose going to tell him he’s not on mute😃🙂”
A boy that actually talks to you instead of throwing you off him while he's playing video games!?
Insane
not me starting my period and sitting in bed in pain. I literally saw this and screamed my day is made 😭🤚
Ahhh sammeee 😭✋
Same 😔✋
SAME ✋🏻
Twin 💕
Owww sis I hope everything gets better🥺
“Ow ur sitting on my...”
me:
*yells like chimpanzee* 😲😲🤪😜
ISTG THIS IS TOO FUNNY 💀💀
🦧🐒🦍🐒🐒🐒🐒🦧🦧🐒🐒🐵🐒🐒🐒
Me literally playing animal crossing : ah yes give me the attention
we're attention seeker😜✨
The one dislike is from the guy he called noob.
pftt pls🦶🏽😭
the foot i-
@@tsuyu3195 mind ya damn business 😭😭
The guys' K's playing with:
*Dude you're not on muted we can hear you. Get a room.*
S-Sakusa? What are u doing here? 👁👄👁
@@Jesus-mv3ox My *Auto play* on YT is *ON*, JESUS WHY ARE YOU HERE? 😐 Do Mary Magdalene know you're here?
@@kiyoomisakusa4212 Oh God um, my auto play is on too 💀
@@Jesus-mv3ox Huh, sure... 😏
So this is what you've been being busy with instead of granting my prayers of giving me a boyfriend. I mean I'll keep my 👄 lips shut and wont tell anything to Mary Magdalene if you finally decide to give me my prayers. ✨ *No Pressure* 💅
@@kiyoomisakusa4212 but-
THAT'S GOD JOB NOT MINE
"Do you have any idea how much trouble you‘re in as soon as I‘m off this computer?".. What exactly makes you think this wasn’t the goal, sir
I love how he gets so mad at the people he’s playing with and turns around to talk to us and he’s so sweet
K: "whatever your doing stop it **laughs** "
Me: *proceeds to do goofy's hotdog dance*
Hawt dawg hawt dawg hawt diggidydawg
@@lumpybird554 PLS 😭
BRO- 😁
I know theoretically the listener and k are in a chair that doesnt move but cant stop imagining the chaos that would ensue because of a spiny chair lmao
PLEASE I CANT UNHEAR THE “BACK OFF” 😭
me either 😭✋🏼
😫🖐️
i love the way he said back off✨💛
Same , I’m a softy he didn’t have to do us like that but he protected us 😍💜
back awf
am i in class ? yes . am i listening to this instead of paying attention? yes.
TWINS
me too-💀
as u should bestie!!!!
Omg same 😃
Me in the middle of class: Oh what's tha- BOYFRIEND? YEAH I DONT CARE ABOUT GRADES I NEED COMFORT
I get to go early bc of report cards 😍
It do be like tho
yo I was gonna reply “me too, kid , me too” and realised your username is actually kid wOW
@@bingus880 BAHAHAH its fine dont worry simon 😊
REPEAT AFTER ME
K AS GAMER BOYFRIEND
K AS GAMER BOYFRIEND
K AS GAMER BOYFRIEND
K AS A GAMER BOYFRIEND ✋
K AS GAMER BOYFRIEND
Auristellar * K AS GAMER BOYFRIEND 😋
I really want him to do a Valentine’s Day one bc I know most of us are gonna be lonely
In Valentine’s Day I want him to propose
Me lonely my whole life:🧍♀️🧍♀️
Yeah-Imma just vibe💃🕺🕺💃
@@d1ce390 same tho
TH-cam: Bo-
Me: “yes I’m here”
yt's notif is kinda slow😜 we're already here😜😜
Dear Hello Jackie,
I’ve been following your comment more than the videos, I find you very funny and l love spending time reading all your comments.
The only reason why I’m in this channel is because of you.
Thanks for making my life happy!:)
@@sharonidehen5024 um thank you and you’re welcome I guess :)
I honestly don’t know how to respond
keep commenting, life is great.
BABY I'M TRYING TO CONCENTRATE...
ON MY SCHOOL PROJECT THAT'S DUE TOMORROW!!!!😫😫😫❤
the school project can wait
@@MJ-notmichealjackson i can fail my finals for k...it's worth it 😍✨
Good luck sis 👁️👄👁️
Work harddddddd🥰
I didn't finish my research paper for this😌 as we should, let's fail together🤝
YES OH MY GOD MY NEEDY GF FANTASIES CAN FINALLY COME TRUE
1:42
*Sitting on what sir?*
=]
@@BoyfriendAudioASMR OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO STOP RUINING MY NONEXISTENT INNOCENCE NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM OH NO MAAM
@@killmeplsnoactually1147 ARE YOU OKAY?
The fact that we sat in his lap whilst he was gaming makes me think of his Patreon answer to a question where someone was wondering whether it'd bother him if a girl did that to him. Hm. Patreon continuation? Lol.
Him: "Don't be nervous, don't be nervous baby."
Me: "NERVOUS?! ME?! HA! NEVER."
uraraka? does deku know you’re here???
@@Marceline-fl5mn u-uhm...N-No..
@@yuki.thatsall. sus
@@venny7561 AYE NO IM NOT
@@yuki.thatsall. I’m telling deku
Definitely need a NSFW one like this.
Agree !!
This man knows exactly what he's doing by liking comments that hint to a NSFW continuation!
Him: imma literally rip your spine out
Also him: baby 🥺
Only the true fans rewatch his vids 😎
I love how your voice gets soft when you’re talking to your girl 🥰💕
you sound like my little brother when he games, just add in the casual outbursts of
“WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?” and “LETS GOOOOO”
nOOB WhAT ArE YoU DoInG
I hear that alot tbh 😢
The boys listening to this convocation like: 👁👄👁
"convocation" BYE LMAOSKTJUT
They be like “ Y O U S I M P 🤚🏽”
@@killmeplsnoactually1147 THE PFP😭😭😭
Him: I'm not your personal chair
Also him: come back here and sit on my lap
Me: (confused)
Please i want more of clingy/needy gf audios 😭
“Ow-ow. You’re sitting on...”
SITTING ON WHAT SIR👁👁
Him: i'm not your personal chair
Me: babe you are my personal chair 👀
Okay. x
@@BoyfriendAudioASMR But there is a side saying "maybe his right"👀
youtube: Boyfrienda-
me: *clicks on the video* baby I'm not even here, I'm an hallucination
hallucination*😭😭
@@taylor-ty3wv we're not gonna talk about it- 🧍🏽♀️😭🤚🏾
How can someone whose threatens are ripping the spine out could be so sweet at the same time?
The duality.
SCREAMING HE CAN RIP OUT MY SPINE
My thoughts exactly
i cant stop thinking about whats going on on patreon afterwards 😩 i hate being broke 🏃♂️
Girl come over let’s relate
@@MusicBookworm 😿
@@admyok1032 🥺
@@MusicBookworm may I join y’all?😞
@@alanaaa6687 HELL YEAH🥺
I was a little scared when he said “you’re in so much trouble” ngl
IM SO ADDICTED TO THESE IT HAS BEEN APART OF MY NIGHT ROUTINE-
“Ok, fine you can sit on my lap” 🥵
6:12 that was ADORABLE 🙈😂
okay, lemme just say this, i just became a patron and HOLY SHIT THIS GUY I- i am beyond JUNGSHOOK! this man is hawt like literally HAWT! i bet his duality of cute to sexy to sexy to cute is **chefs kiss** IMMACULATE
I love your username! whose your bias?
@@Pickles7778 im an ot7
@@lajibolala_childes_girly can we be friends👉🏾👈🏾
@@Pickles7778 sure:)
@@lajibolala_childes_girly ok👍🏽 you got snap?
Not me clicking faster than the speed of light...
He's uploading more often and I'm living for it 🤧💓
“You know I love it when you wear those shorts in that hoodie”
me actually wearing black shorts and a black hoodie: *surprised Pikachu face*
That change in your voice whenever you are talking to her, is cute. 💕
Thank you for always posting at the right time!!! Literally sitting here crying on zoom idk wtf I’m doing!!!
I’m sorry but I just love you and your voice-😭✋ *** I love everything about you 💕**
*** I don’t just I love everything about you ***
I love everything about him too😭💕
@@hazelnutoatlatte OMG yes😭
I just want a boyfriend. Is that too much to ask for??? 😭😭😭
I just want a dude to notice me tbh
Ok but hear me out...
Roles reversed 👀💁
oOoO 👀
Gamer gf with needy bf 🤭
"You are in so much trouble later"
Yeah, well, this is what you get for not letting me join your raid 😤
THERE HE IS!! there’s my favourite *man* 😍
To the people who disliked this video..
SHAME ON YOU
K: can you stop moving
Saying this K, makes me wanna move more 😂
Nobody
My tummy:🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋
this is how you should start your mondays.
with *k's audios* ✨💘🤍❣️🌞💝🌿🌻💫