Body guard is not playing no games 🤣"There seems to be group of little girls dressed as girl scouts trying to give us cookies permission to shoot on sight?"
not only it's ASMR, but it's also sarcastic and actually funny... love how he jokes about the people replying dumb answers to governative accounts thinking it's gonna get reacted to.
@@faizgaming3792mfs be slacking that ANOTHER gunman managed to get very close to a running president, dude was bush camping for 12 HOURS and they only caught him when it became a close call.
What a class act, really loving all the subtle details and humor mixed with a bit of over the top drama 😆😴 This is really unique, good on you (and us)!!
Employing light comedic points in between the focused asmr sections was on point and made for an excellent and unique listening experience. Very good video!
I want to get one cuz I messed up my hair (my mom hates haircuts especially since I want a short one) on purpose ofc, I mean it’s screwed up so that it has to be the hairstyle I want. My parents don’t know I’ve done it but it’s the second day it’s been ruined. 😂
Elbowing the barber's cape got me real good! Also real talk: this made me realize america needs a president with a beard. It's been a while since we had one of those.
@@akoalabear239 there came a time when beards were no longer preferred by the public but I think it makes for a distinguished, wise looking gentleman if maintained. If maintained well enough it shows the man is dedicated. You know like a well waxed and curled handlebar.
Just had the worst break down yesterday and tbh this kinda helped me forget all about it. Your haircut ASMR's are my favorite No homo but I love what you are doing here
You know after seeing Ryan moving those Scissors ✂️ ✂️ around really makes me want to see a Edward scissors hands roleplay it would be amazing 😊 awesome video btw keep up the amazing work 😁
Man this man is legendary he's been a principal a doctor a gym coach etc at this point he's just the guy from gumball that rock that works every where and that's insane
"there's no time to explain."
"Now, let me explain." Ryan fr a comedic genius
Laughing so hard right now
Copied a comment and got more likes than original
@@pufflemayor2704 i didnt check, so i'm sorry to the person
@@bellamyisthegoat8820 np
Igaz teso
"There is no time to explain. Now let me explain" 😂
I was in tears
YESSSSSS
😂🤣
Me:your right enough focusing on the past. INSTEAD LETS FOCUS ON THE PAST(if you know you know)
He put a straight face bro😭😭💀
Body guard is not playing no games 🤣"There seems to be group of little girls dressed as girl scouts trying to give us cookies permission to shoot on sight?"
real bro liking its just some little girls leaves em alone😅😅😅😅😢😢😢😢😂😂
@Genshin_infomercial The cookies have a neurotoxin in them. The girls are 37 year old Russian spy's. It's shoot on sight
@@Dandadanfansunite he is one with the youtubers, let him cook
Time stamp is 6:34 for the best part it's so funny!!!
not only it's ASMR, but it's also sarcastic and actually funny...
love how he jokes about the people replying dumb answers to governative accounts thinking it's gonna get reacted to.
Lmao
I was already falling asleep and Ryan going “hahaha #goofyahh president’s hair be looking goofy ahh today no cap 💯👌🏻👌🏻🤣” actually made me laugh lmao
Thank you so much hahah im glad you can both relax and laugh
He could be playing Joe Biden or Donald Trump?
@@ramiromorales2982idk
At this point, Ryan has just about been through every job possible!!! Phenomenal work Ryan!!!
So true
I think he is almost there.. will soon be on equal grounds as Johnny Sins 😂😂
Genderbent barbite
@@hempatel9283 nah, Johnny is more of a renaissance man
and some impossible too lol
“There’s no time to explain, now let me explain” 😂😂😂
Stolen
@@annlee8738 ok
@@annlee8738nobody gives af
@@annlee8738nobody caree
@@dom2cold-t8g I kind of care, the top three comments are the same thing with nothing to add.
“There’s not time to explain”
“Now let me explain”💀💀
well this aged amazingly
I was just about to comment this 💀💀💀
he did a better job than the actual secret service
Wdym?
@@faizgaming3792trump "INCEDENT"
@@faizgaming3792mfs be slacking that ANOTHER gunman managed to get very close to a running president, dude was bush camping for 12 HOURS and they only caught him when it became a close call.
This was too funny lol. Please do more secret service roleplays.
yesssss please ❤️❤️
i loved doing this one! more to come alyssa!
YESSSS 😍 😍
What a class act, really loving all the subtle details and humor mixed with a bit of over the top drama 😆😴 This is really unique, good on you (and us)!!
Thank you so much! im so happy that you all can enjoy the story and jokes as well as relax
“smells like danger”
-The ASMR Ryan
Starts giving the pres a haircut
Foot
Really hoping that’s a screenshotted nft
Ryan is the Johnny Sins of TH-cam. He does it all
Its always Debras fault
0:49 “as I said before there’s no time to explain. so let me explain” 💀
On those occasions when I want to laugh but also relax, I know I can always count on Ryan to deliver both. Great video as always man!
0:50 "there is no time to explain."
"ok let me explain"
This man is one of the best at asmr i've ever seen. Great roleplays very witty
Bruhhh Idk how you keep coming up with ideas but I'm loving the videos please keep uploading because the videos are so good.
Employing light comedic points in between the focused asmr sections was on point and made for an excellent and unique listening experience. Very good video!
I actually got a hair cut yesterday lol
as always great vid man the quality is top of the food chain 😂
I got one today
Bro me too lol
i appreciate it thank you!
@@TheASMRRyan I hope you know everytime you reply you make my day ryan
I want to get one cuz I messed up my hair (my mom hates haircuts especially since I want a short one) on purpose ofc, I mean it’s screwed up so that it has to be the hairstyle I want. My parents don’t know I’ve done it but it’s the second day it’s been ruined. 😂
Elbowing the barber's cape got me real good!
Also real talk: this made me realize america needs a president with a beard. It's been a while since we had one of those.
@@asmrmaroxa Sam Elliot for president 2024?
I'd probably say yes.
Edit: I know his is not a handlebar but it is amazing!
I never noticed before but your right. America has had a long line of clean shaven presidents dating back to before I was born.
@@akoalabear239 there came a time when beards were no longer preferred by the public but I think it makes for a distinguished, wise looking gentleman if maintained. If maintained well enough it shows the man is dedicated. You know like a well waxed and curled handlebar.
12:14 whoa wait 😂
Lmao I thought the same thing. 😂
Same lol
I must use my special shaving cream
I am dirty minded
I love how serious he read the comment to us. 😂
Agent-117 😎🔥 we need Ryan an Oscar immediately no hesitation 🙏🏽
"There's no time to explain, let me explain."
Epic
TH-cam recommended this video for me and I’m so glad I watched! Funny, relaxing and fresh! I’m a new fan! Subscribed!
“Thin mints” that actually almost made me burst our laughing
Can’t deny those good thin mints 😌
@@todorokisfavouriteobject9109 I know right
Ugh im craving them now
Bad timing to be watching this. Trump had a little taken off the top
Seems like the secret service agents DIDN'T train at a barber shop after all
@@Red__Ray At least they had better aim than that dude
Yo 💀💀💀
More to the side
XDDDDD
"That's strike one for you" while pointing at himself had some Ace Ventura vibes
Once I heard the tweets I busted out laughing
Ryan always gives us the best and funny content 🤣😂
Respect to Ryan for breaking into the oval office to record this just for us
"There is no time to explain"
5 seconds later: *now let me explain*
We watched the video
i watched the video too 😐
@@deborahtheassistant71 jus pointing out something i found funny bruh ;-;
@@SK_514 it was funny, I enjoyed it.
@@okden.3727 thanks dude
"Theres no time to explain"
"now let me explain"
dude, first time watching your content, you have nailed your first impression.
Literally my favorite video so far
I'm deeply involved in the Ryan Cinematic Universe and I'm just happy to be here.
this bodyguard is really working more than he’s paid for
Damn, I thought Ryan was the president. He'd make a good president though. 😅
Your acting is astounding and hilarious! Your roleplays are truly some of the best in all of ASMR
"Am i currently strangling the president of the unit... oh no?.. okay" lmaoooo
this is why Ryan is our bodyguard. we can count on him to *cough keep our swag on fleek. 🤓 did I get it right fellow youngsters of the interwebs
yes
nobody says fleek
He's keeping the drip on check, as the kids say
Hes with the sauce
Yessir
"no time to explain,now let me explain"
I'm dead😂
Always a good day when ryan uploads
5:52 what I normally get for my hair cut,
5:56 what I want for my haircut
definitely the most creative asmr channel out there
I AGREE 💯
“We wouldn’t want your presidential hairs to get on those, presidential clothes” 😂😂
Love the content bro keep up the good work ❤️
Asmr and comedy my cup of tea 🤌🏽
Bro the lore on Deborah is crazy
The subtle elbow drop on the cape 😂
Just great it is super tingly and so funny and sarcasmic.
No but fr "there's no time to explain."
"Now, let me explain." genius
Just had the worst break down yesterday and tbh this kinda helped me forget all about it. Your haircut ASMR's are my favorite
No homo but I love what you are doing here
Thin Mints? A man of class
one of the best actors out there !!! hire him Hollywood !
this one has to be one of your funniest ones
"its like weed it looks like a bush" *chops bears agressively* asmr ryan the comical Genius
Your voice is so calming not just in this vid tho in all your vids
These sarcastic characters and The Tingle Barber from Made in France are my favorite asmr characters
I love the dramatic hand movements he does your asmr’s really are great!
"there is no time to explain"
litrrally not even .5 seconds later
"now let me explain"
Man i love your asmr videos! Im always so invested in them and they are always entertaining😁
“patients please” looks like hes peeing in the shaving cream 😭😭
Your channel is therapeutic
10:46 Stuggiling to wip the scissors around
this is so skibidi, mr. ryan. continue your valiant efforts.
How old is Debra at this point. She's been alive since like the 40s or 50s
I do like the idea of area 51 being the coverup and area 52 being the alien hideout.
12:17 i don’t know how to feel about this part
I THOUGHT THE SAME THING 😂
I think bro was edging
this man is actually HILARIOUS 😂😂
Ryan is the funnest guy ever!!!!!
You know after seeing Ryan moving those Scissors ✂️ ✂️ around really makes me want to see a Edward scissors hands roleplay it would be amazing 😊 awesome video btw keep up the amazing work 😁
Asmr gibi did one, but it would be cool to see Ryan do one
He said if I wanted to shoot on site” I was crying out loud 🤣🤣
"That's gonna go for a lot on eBay"🤣🤣
The day I see Ryan in a movie i will be satisfied😂
facts
1:05 “you’ve been trending on twitter”
me: oh crap that’s the worst kind of uproar!
idk why this is such a random asmr but its still relaxing
With all those jobs that Ryan got, he is also funny, You Go Ryan!!!😃
Dude this had me crying 😂
My number one sleep source
0:50 is best part of the video 😂
How nice to know who I'm dealing with and I know who you are friends with!
More secret service role plays please!
Your roleplays are the funniest
👀 as president, I declare all cats be given treats on Mondays.
Cat supremacy
this is the greatest asmr video of all times
9:44 (this bit was so tingly for me)
so good at asmr i love watching ur old vids
Quality and creativity on point
Don’t forget to smile is now my motovation
This diserves a like no doubt the creativity and jokes were spot on and funny af 🤣
“Let me make sure it’s not poison”
PROCEEDS TO GULP THE WATER AGGRESSIVELY
Debra really rose in the ranks 👀
Didn’t she technically sink, since at one point she was the assistant of god in his videos?🤔
YOUR RIGHT 👀
12:16 nah Ryan put *TOO* much shaving cream 💀💀
😫😫😫
I am loving this kind of video idea 😂
The scissor flipping always gets me
Man this man is legendary he's been a principal a doctor a gym coach etc at this point he's just the guy from gumball that rock that works every where and that's insane
Man's really is a Larry
I really love that wordplay at 19:10 between NFT and NAFTA hahaha
There’s no time to explain why this video is so good.. now let me explain. Great acting and very comical👌keep ‘‘em coming my Brutha !
This is a masterpiece
LOL i immediately knew what he meant by "Nafta" 😂
So relax