ASMR | The Presidential Haircut | Secret Service Roleplay
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 10 เม.ย. 2022
- MR. PRESIDENT! It's time for your monthly ASMR haircut and shave! We can't let all those Gen Z kids make fun of your hair or drip! I will keep you safe during your appointment Mr. President! Hey everyone i hope you all enjoy this video! i love you all! Thank you always for supporting the channel with your likes and comments! Enjoy and DON'T FORGET TO SMILE!
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"there's no time to explain."
"Now, let me explain." Ryan fr a comedic genius
Laughing so hard right now
Copied a comment and got more likes than original
@@pufflemayor2704 i didnt check, so i'm sorry to the person
@@bellamyisthegoat8820 np
Igaz teso
"There is no time to explain. Now let me explain" 😂
I was in tears
YESSSSSS
😂🤣
Me:your right enough focusing on the past. INSTEAD LETS FOCUS ON THE PAST(if you know you know)
He put a straight face bro😭😭💀
“There’s no time to explain, now let me explain” 😂😂😂
Stolen
@@annlee8738 ok
@@annlee8738nobody gives af
@@annlee8738nobody caree
@@domcouldcooku3322 I kind of care, the top three comments are the same thing with nothing to add.
not only it's ASMR, but it's also sarcastic and actually funny...
love how he jokes about the people replying dumb answers to governative accounts thinking it's gonna get reacted to.
Lmao
I was already falling asleep and Ryan going “hahaha #goofyahh president’s hair be looking goofy ahh today no cap 💯👌🏻👌🏻🤣” actually made me laugh lmao
Thank you so much hahah im glad you can both relax and laugh
He could be playing Joe Biden or Donald Trump?
Body guard is not playing no games 🤣"There seems to be group of little girls dressed as girl scouts trying to give us cookies permission to shoot on sight?"
real bro liking its just some little girls leaves em alone😅😅😅😅😢😢😢😢😂😂
@Genshin_infomercial The cookies have a neurotoxin in them. The girls are 37 year old Russian spy's. It's shoot on sight
Ryan, you don’t know how much you’ve been helping me. My big brother passed away Back in August, 4th, 2021. He was 22. And I just got the call that my uncle has passed away today, on Easter. We’re all such a mess. Your videos, and music are the only thing that is keeping me from losing it. Thank you so much.
Dang sorry for your loss I know what it's like to lose people Close to you jeep going whenever dark clouds our out you just have to let it rain
I’m so sorry for your loss!
That's amore
I am praying for you!
Hope things are better a year later 👍
“There’s not time to explain”
“Now let me explain”💀💀
0:50 "there is no time to explain."
"ok let me explain"
This was too funny lol. Please do more secret service roleplays.
yesssss please ❤️❤️
i loved doing this one! more to come alyssa!
YESSSS 😍 😍
At this point, Ryan has just about been through every job possible!!! Phenomenal work Ryan!!!
So true
I think he is almost there.. will soon be on equal grounds as Johnny Sins 😂😂
Genderbent barbite
@@hempatel9283 nah, Johnny is more of a renaissance man
and some impossible too lol
What a class act, really loving all the subtle details and humor mixed with a bit of over the top drama 😆😴 This is really unique, good on you (and us)!!
Thank you so much! im so happy that you all can enjoy the story and jokes as well as relax
Ryan is the Johnny Sins of TH-cam. He does it all
“smells like danger”
-The ASMR Ryan
Starts giving the pres a haircut
Foot
Really hoping that’s a screenshotted nft
I actually got a hair cut yesterday lol
as always great vid man the quality is top of the food chain 😂
I got one today
Bro me too lol
i appreciate it thank you!
@@TheASMRRyan I hope you know everytime you reply you make my day ryan
I want to get one cuz I messed up my hair (my mom hates haircuts especially since I want a short one) on purpose ofc, I mean it’s screwed up so that it has to be the hairstyle I want. My parents don’t know I’ve done it but it’s the second day it’s been ruined. 😂
On those occasions when I want to laugh but also relax, I know I can always count on Ryan to deliver both. Great video as always man!
0:49 “as I said before there’s no time to explain. so let me explain” 💀
12:14 whoa wait 😂
Lmao I thought the same thing. 😂
Same lol
This man is one of the best at asmr i've ever seen. Great roleplays very witty
Employing light comedic points in between the focused asmr sections was on point and made for an excellent and unique listening experience. Very good video!
Elbowing the barber's cape got me real good!
Also real talk: this made me realize america needs a president with a beard. It's been a while since we had one of those.
@@asmrmaroxa Sam Elliot for president 2024?
I'd probably say yes.
Edit: I know his is not a handlebar but it is amazing!
I never noticed before but your right. America has had a long line of clean shaven presidents dating back to before I was born.
@@akoalabear239 there came a time when beards were no longer preferred by the public but I think it makes for a distinguished, wise looking gentleman if maintained. If maintained well enough it shows the man is dedicated. You know like a well waxed and curled handlebar.
"There is no time to explain"
5 seconds later: *now let me explain*
We watched the video
i watched the video too 😐
@@deborahtheassistant71 jus pointing out something i found funny bruh ;-;
@@SK_514 it was funny, I enjoyed it.
@@okden.3727 thanks dude
Bruhhh Idk how you keep coming up with ideas but I'm loving the videos please keep uploading because the videos are so good.
TH-cam recommended this video for me and I’m so glad I watched! Funny, relaxing and fresh! I’m a new fan! Subscribed!
“Thin mints” that actually almost made me burst our laughing
Can’t deny those good thin mints 😌
@@todorokisfavouriteobject9109 I know right
Once I heard the tweets I busted out laughing
Ryan always gives us the best and funny content 🤣😂
Its always Debras fault
Agent-117 😎🔥 we need Ryan an Oscar immediately no hesitation 🙏🏽
I love how serious he read the comment to us. 😂
Literally my favorite video so far
dude, first time watching your content, you have nailed your first impression.
Love the content bro keep up the good work ❤️
"There's no time to explain, let me explain."
Epic
Asmr and comedy my cup of tea 🤌🏽
Always a good day when ryan uploads
President🧑🏻🦳 hair be lookin 👀 goofy ahh 💀 today no 🧢 💯
theres still time to delete this
Please never say that again
here to remind you of past events you will never forget
Your voice is so calming not just in this vid tho in all your vids
I love the dramatic hand movements he does your asmr’s really are great!
Great video!! I love your sense of humor and love the way you did this! Very creative and funny as always.. Great sounds. Nice job Ryan. 👍 😊
Quality and creativity on point
This diserves a like no doubt the creativity and jokes were spot on and funny af 🤣
I am loving this kind of video idea 😂
so good at asmr i love watching ur old vids
That was so good!!!
love the video it's pretty funny and made my day❤
one of the best actors out there !!! hire him Hollywood !
Man i love your asmr videos! Im always so invested in them and they are always entertaining😁
Just had the worst break down yesterday and tbh this kinda helped me forget all about it. Your haircut ASMR's are my favorite
No homo but I love what you are doing here
this one has to be one of your funniest ones
Dude this had me crying 😂
Your roleplays are the funniest
This is a masterpiece
this is the greatest asmr video of all times
So relax
I'm deeply involved in the Ryan Cinematic Universe and I'm just happy to be here.
Damn, I thought Ryan was the president. He'd make a good president though. 😅
These sarcastic characters and The Tingle Barber from Made in France are my favorite asmr characters
"no time to explain,now let me explain"
I'm dead😂
this is why Ryan is our bodyguard. we can count on him to *cough keep our swag on fleek. 🤓 did I get it right fellow youngsters of the interwebs
yes
nobody says fleek
He's keeping the drip on check, as the kids say
Hes with the sauce
Yessir
You know after seeing Ryan moving those Scissors ✂️ ✂️ around really makes me want to see a Edward scissors hands roleplay it would be amazing 😊 awesome video btw keep up the amazing work 😁
Asmr gibi did one, but it would be cool to see Ryan do one
definitely the most creative asmr channel out there
I AGREE 💯
Ryan is the funnest guy ever!!!!!
You are hilarious!😂 Loved the vid 💯❤️
Stop it, you’re making me sleepier
this man is actually HILARIOUS 😂😂
"Theres no time to explain"
"now let me explain"
My number one sleep source
The subtle elbow drop on the cape 😂
Incredible job
hey ryan idk if you remember but i ran into you and raven at target lol
glad to see you man
love the tingles
10:46 Stuggiling to wip the scissors around
This is gold
With all those jobs that Ryan got, he is also funny, You Go Ryan!!!😃
More secret service role plays please!
This a banger video 😭
Don’t forget to smile is now my motovation
There’s no time to explain why this video is so good.. now let me explain. Great acting and very comical👌keep ‘‘em coming my Brutha !
12:17 i don’t know how to feel about this part
I THOUGHT THE SAME THING 😂
Great video man!
I love you, your videos are so funny 😭
How nice to know who I'm dealing with and I know who you are friends with!
"there is no time to explain"
litrrally not even .5 seconds later
"now let me explain"
You’re really good dude!
How does he come up with this stuff he has a good imagination. Love your vids bro ❤️😃😃
I do like the idea of area 51 being the coverup and area 52 being the alien hideout.
The strike one for you got me laughing
5:52 what I normally get for my hair cut,
5:56 what I want for my haircut
He said if I wanted to shoot on site” I was crying out loud 🤣🤣
"That's gonna go for a lot on eBay"🤣🤣
The day I see Ryan in a movie i will be satisfied😂
facts
LOL i immediately knew what he meant by "Nafta" 😂
The scissor flipping always gets me
"There's no time to explain"
"Now let me explain"
masterpiece.
Man this man is legendary he's been a principal a doctor a gym coach etc at this point he's just the guy from gumball that rock that works every where and that's insane
Man's really is a Larry
👀 as president, I declare all cats be given treats on Mondays.
Cat supremacy
I really love that wordplay at 19:10 between NFT and NAFTA hahaha
perfect ♥️
this is great
Refreshing
Love it
the room looks so cool and so white