Kalisha Ortiz-williams that's nice. I've got another one. "You know why I don't wear my glasses around you?" "No, why?" "You look better without them."
Makes sure she stands at your right Then ask her "Hey can you walk to my left?" "Why?" "Because i realised youre not *right* for me and its time you *left* ."
I thought of one!!! It's this: "Our relatoinship is like the comercials before a movie." "How?" "Boring, long, annoying and has gone on way to long..." 😂😂😈💔
This is my breakup line Bf: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Me: No. Bf: Why not? Me: Beacause your Best Friend caught me. Bf: *shocked* Are you cheating on me?!?! Me: *NO I JUST THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN TO SAY IT* Bf: We're breaking up. Me: I honestly don't care...BY THE WAY your ex is hot. Bf: Which one. Me: Obviously me!! Bf: I hate you... Me: I know. DID YOU LIKE IT? LOLZ
Look you little girl. Get over it and fix your filthy behaviour!! I know I'm dramatic but you are worse.....PEOPLE GET OFFENDE YOU INSOLENT TART! -I'm leaving now.
If a girl/boy asks you out and you say yes but you don't want to be with her/him then say this: "Hey can we skip straight to break up?" "Why??" "Because I don't want to be with you" or "I don't like you"
Me: Count the stars in sky, thats what our relationship means. Boy: Its infinite! Me: No, its a waste of time. 😂😂😂 Similar one: Me: Count the stars in the sky thats how much I love you. Boy: But its morning... Me: Exactly. Last one: Me: Have you seen the movie called Other People? Boy: No...Why? Me: Because thats what I want to see. Why thank you 5% of people who read this
I liked and subscribed :) I really like your channel and I enjoy watching them Keep up the good work and keep making awesome videos you are the best youtuber ever!
My ex cheated so I said "Eenie meenie miney MO caught you cheating with that ho tried lying to my face think again you've been replaced" he was heartbroken
I noticed that a good part of kyutie's content comes from askreddit posts. I've seen all of these on an askreddit post a few days ago. Nic to see kyutie is a fellow redditor :)
_" I've wanted to be the first on to comment. . . but I'm always the last one 😂 btw, kyutie is my wife >:') "_ _-SIKE, she's just a sister to me.-_ *_It's a joke, don't take it serious. Why so rude?!_*
You should react to rejection lines. Funny ones too so that way if someone asks me out I can let them down without hurting them too much. I added the too much cuz pain is inevitable when it comes to that kind of thing.
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"Are you blind?"
"No"
"Good that means you can see other people"
Kalisha Ortiz-williams omg😂😂
Love it
Kalisha Ortiz-williams lol yass good one! did you make that up yourself?
Kalisha Ortiz-williams that's nice. I've got another one. "You know why I don't wear my glasses around you?" "No, why?" "You look better without them."
They May take that the wrong way if They accidentally bumped into someone 🤣
Makes sure she stands at your right
Then ask her
"Hey can you walk to my left?"
"Why?"
"Because i realised youre not *right* for me and its time you *left* ."
holy guacamole niceeeee I love that.. so creative
That’s from NigaHiga idiot get exposed
ThatGirlPiggy huh? Sorry I didnt know lol. Plus you call yourself a piggy but im the idiot?
ThatGirlPiggy lol I just thought of that for some reason. I do watch nigahiga but I dont remember seeing any video about this
holy guacamole I call myself a piggy because I can and also search up 12 ways to break up from nigahiga and you should find the video
"How many exes do you have?"
"*a number here*"
"Well now you have one more"
swapcharaiscute Noice
1:16 I would have said back "Thankyou, at least something looks good on me."
I dunno what my permanent channel name should be Or ya could be like "I must be a mirror because jeez it looks good on you too"
i would have said "yeah, anything looks good on me, unlike you"
Lol same
What does our relationship mean
Count the stars in the sky
You mean it's infinite?
No, it's a waste of time
That was deep XDDD
Uhh, thats a good one, but sad that I don't have anyone to use it on lol
Zemima Rahman ooohhh nice one
Zemima Rahman deep and nice
Once again I love it
Girl: you see the stars in the sky that's how much I love you
Boy: but it's morning
Girl: exactly
little kitten minecraftp The sun is a star.......
Juliana Kate lol
XD BURN!!
What about the sun?
I've heard this one alot.
Favorite Part: "It's not you. It's a me a Mario" 😂😂😂
DogLovers And UnicornLovers yeah😂😂
"Are you a Monday? Because I hate you."
Water Nutz check out my channel
Water Nutz
Same here 😂😂
This should have more likes
Water Nutz oooooo awesome
Jin's windshield laugh 😀
I love you you are my favourite you too whatever you are just awesome
Sophie Mercer yes🤔😂
Boi get back in school and delete yo account and stay in school then get yo account back at 13 ya kid
I did not understand
i dont get it
+BTS Jungkook 정국 ARMY
I love you so much Kyutie you’re the best
Spirit Arise *youre
tide pods thx
Spirit Arise the fuck
these are some good break up lines lmao
youcancallmeshesus army
youcancallmeshesus ARMY!
Breakup lines are the new pickup lines 😂
My standards. ROASTEDDD
"Do you want to see a magic trick?" "Yeah sure honey" "Boom! You're single"
Kyutie looks beautiful as always
youcancallmeshesus ARMY
Oooh
jungkook: I love you as much as my top lip.
jimin: but you don't have one.
jungkook: exactly.
My ARMY self likes the fact that this is a BTS joke
But my jikook lover self is hurt xD
"theres 25 letters in the alphabet right?"
"no, theres 26.."
"oh right, i forgot about u"
Am I really the only one who repeats the part "It's not you. It's me a Mario"? I just love Kyutie's accent!!!
I thought of one!!! It's this:
"Our relatoinship is like the comercials before a movie."
"How?"
"Boring, long, annoying and has gone on way to long..."
😂😂😈💔
I feel like Ellen would be in Hufflepuff bc of how she reacts to these 😂
So true
“I’m sorry..”
“For What?”
“You..”
Hey Ellen I don’t know how you do it but damm thats a lot of subscribers keep going and you will hit over 3.5 million
I love you !!!!😍😍
This is my breakup line
Bf: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Me: No.
Bf: Why not?
Me: Beacause your Best Friend caught me.
Bf: *shocked* Are you cheating on me?!?!
Me: *NO I JUST THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN TO SAY IT*
Bf: We're breaking up.
Me: I honestly don't care...BY THE WAY your ex is hot.
Bf: Which one.
Me: Obviously me!!
Bf: I hate you...
Me: I know.
DID YOU LIKE IT? LOLZ
I liked myself lol.
That was AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Look you little girl. Get over it and fix your filthy behaviour!! I know I'm dramatic but you are worse.....PEOPLE GET OFFENDE YOU INSOLENT TART!
-I'm leaving now.
I was gona like untill you said lolz *sOrRy nOt sOrRy*
@@sophiej5563 bro what did The person even do Fix your filthy behavoure youre being dramatic right now
2:23 "You looked better when I was drinking" "But you don't drink" "Exactly" LLOLLL
If a girl/boy asks you out and you say yes but you don't want to be with her/him then say this:
"Hey can we skip straight to break up?"
"Why??"
"Because I don't want to be with you" or "I don't like you"
Bf/Gf: "Whats up?"
Me: "I don't know"
BF/GF: "Whats down then?"
Me: "Our relationship"
Me: Count the stars in sky, thats what our relationship means.
Boy: Its infinite!
Me: No, its a waste of time.
😂😂😂
Similar one:
Me: Count the stars in the sky thats how much I love you.
Boy: But its morning...
Me: Exactly.
Last one:
Me: Have you seen the movie called Other People?
Boy: No...Why?
Me: Because thats what I want to see.
Why thank you 5% of people who read this
This is too good🤭🤣🤣
I liked and subscribed :) I really like your channel and I enjoy watching them
Keep up the good work and keep making awesome videos you are the best
youtuber ever!
If we could switch point of views you'd see why I'm breaking up with you 💔
Sarah-ann kelly thats good and deep and whoever someone says that to they're gonna need some ice
Abigail Stasicha ha I just thought of it
Sarah-ann kelly awsome line
Sarah-ann kelly damn cold
EX: you'll never find anyone like me! Me: that's the point !
Your makeup always has me quaking😊💖
"Do you want to be my sun?"
"Yes! 😍😍"
"Then stay far away from me"
I have one "this relationship is like school i cant wait until it ends"
"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
"No why?"
"It looks like you fell pretty hard"
KYUUUUTIEEEEEE!
youcancallmeshesus
Suga: J-hooooooopppppppppppppeeee
youcancallmeshesus yeeeeeeeeeeett
youcancallmeshesus I seee jhopeeee hiiiiiiii armyyyyyyyyyy
GalaxyZoey chill.
GalaxyZoey Calm yo pizza ass down. (Dammit, your profile picture makes me want to eat pizza)
Me:"Babe I love you the amount of stars in the sky"
Babe:"It's only in the afternoon"
Me:"EXACTLY"
🔥🔥🔥🔥
My ex cheated so I said "Eenie meenie miney MO caught you cheating with that ho tried lying to my face think again you've been replaced" he was heartbroken
Count the stars in the sky. That's how much I love you.
Girl: it's daytime.
Boy: Exactly
*My Break Up Line*
Me: knock knock
Him: who's there
Me: single
Him: single who
Me: SINGLE YOU 😏
Flawless Queen that's unoriginal
Flawless Queen that line is so old and unoriginal -.-
Ok
It doesn’t matter it’s good so I’m writing that in the book. IF I ACTUALLY GET A FREAKING BOYFRIEND TO BREAK UP WITH
Hey no hate comments
"It's not you , It's a me a Mario! " im dying LMAOOO
“I just Saw your ex”
“Where”
“In the mirror”
I noticed that a good part of kyutie's content comes from askreddit posts. I've seen all of these on an askreddit post a few days ago. Nic to see kyutie is a fellow redditor :)
I want a boyfriend just so when I brake up with them I can roast them so hard
That's messed up. You won't get a boyfriend with your dumb, depressed 13 year old ass.
The one and only thing I could say to someone if I want to break up, I quote,
" You are a *BUM* " 😂
Here is a bad break up line my love for you is like Pluto very small
Clay Perry i got one
We are like selena and justin
O - V - E - R
PANDALOLLOLLOL 160 hahaha good morning
PANDALOLLOLLOL 160 I meant to say good one
Clay Perry lol good morning. BEST TYPO EVER😂
blake_savge_ ;-; LOVE IT
Only works in the day
"Hey,look up and the number of stars in the sky is how much I love you"
You expect me to use these? Set your exceptions lower. I am a single potato and all I will ever be
And here I am just eating cheez its at 2am.
OHHH SCHNITZEL! These people got roasted XD 🔥 🔥 🔥
"Look up and count the stars, thats much I love you"
"We're inside"
"I know"
Saw an earlier comment and got some inspiration
_" I've wanted to be the first on to comment. . . but I'm always the last one 😂 btw, kyutie is my wife >:') "_
_-SIKE, she's just a sister to me.-_
*_It's a joke, don't take it serious. Why so rude?!_*
Pʟᴀʏᴇʀ 。 Hope you're joking about being Ellen's wife lmfao
Pʟᴀʏᴇʀ 。 why do I want to be the very last comment now? My dreams of being first have disappeared lol. MAKE ROOM FOR DREAM LAST COMMENT.
Lol anyone decide to click *READ MORE*
he said _SIKE she's just a sister to me_
Moondust Laylay It was also crossed out.
Pʟᴀʏᴇʀ 。 Jimin is dat u?
I was watching the first one and I looked over at my bird and her face was like”DANNNGGGGGG”
Yass new update!!😘😘
“It’s not you it’s me, it’s not you it’s I and I’m breaking up with you”
TH-cam is at it again...one view 13 likes 7 comments
Nevaeh Burgess its been like that for a while...
That one person liked it 13 times
There's one veiw because only one person finished watching the video but the 13-12 likes are from people who didn't finish the whole video
Nevaeh Burgess yt is drunk
Not everyone comments
LOVE U KYUTIE❤💚💜💛💙
Kyutie please play Granny!!!!
No. She gets scared easily and the jump scares are quite terrifying.
Gabrielle Ragos
Oh wait.....
Does kyutie play games?
Ok ima search it...
I know, right?
Yes
Me: Something very important to me is gonna dissapear cause of me and I'm happy about it!!!
BF: Oh... What is it?
Me: *OUR RELATIONSHIP*
Early squad? Anyone~?
youcancallmeshesus ME
baepsae .w. no your late 6 minutes is long so your SOOO late not early
youcancallmeshesus mee
you too Jayla Msp your SOOO late too not early not even CLOSE to being early
you have like 4 comments, wth? XDD
Girl:Take the "L" out of "Lover" and it's "Over"
Play it in x2 mode 😂😂
Dreamz 4everr lol
XDDDDD
Hi! I Love that you upload so much! I love your videos! Thank you for being so active! 😀
First!! Love u
Angela LEE l am
Love you s much. I love your react channel. ❤️ Kyutie.
YAAAS EARLY SQUAD WHERE U AT?
Im 11 years old and i love your vids so much thank u for making me smile everyday with the reactions specially funny ones
Here is another bad breakup line my love for you is like my breakfast Long Gone
Ilysmmmmmmm your my favorite TH-camr 💜💜💜
#EARLYSQUAD/LATESQUAD
Me:"I love one of your ex's
Them:"oh yeah, who?"
Me:"me"
And that's what I got it from I just tinkerd with it and now its mine and any of yours to use
Notifications I LOVE YOUUU
Congrats Kyutie You reached 3 million Subs!😘❤❤
EARLY. (◕‿◕✿）
"Did you fall from heaven because you look f**ked up"
i don’t really get the first one..
Well their standards came up so they aren't good enough for them anymore
Girlfriend: dude you look handsome when I close my eyes
Boyfriend: then just close your eyes 4ever.
29 veiws, 106 thumbs up, TH-cam get off of drugs
Please stop doing that, is just a lag and how can an app be on drugs, see? That makes no sense..
Tamy's Galaxy jist trying to be funny
If anybody here's seen cloudy with a chance of meatballs, my favourite part is when Sam finally sees flint with her glasses on and is like wow
Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me
You should react to rejection lines. Funny ones too so that way if someone asks me out I can let them down without hurting them too much. I added the too much cuz pain is inevitable when it comes to that kind of thing.
I have no clue what to write dang it.
(This is something to say if you were glasses) "You look a lot better without my glasses"
Early
Hai! I’m early!!!
Also I love these reaction vids!!
This comment will get lost in comments
FOUND YOU
Yayyy another video plus great job u look so pretty
1sr
Charity Cooks no
Charity Cooks idrc
don't comment if you're too dumb to spell 1st
JeremyBoPhone JJB it was a typo if you read the second comment
Charity Cooks You certainly are a “1sr”....whatever that is...
Sorry if I sound mean 😂. I had to!!!
OMFG " that'll do pig" OMFG that is sooo funny!! Lol
Hi 2nd
"its not you. Its me Mario!"
1st
Monica Pamela no
Congratulations! 😀
1st at what?
A race?
1st to eat a Banana?
1st to dance around naked?
1st to eat a cat?
Last time I checked you only had a few thousand subs
Now you're at 3M
Proud of u ♡
"it's a me a mario!" Ellen is so cute omg!!😍❤❤
You take the "L" out of "Lover" and you get "over" LMFAO love it!
"Hey are you tired?"
"No, why?"
"You've been running through my mind, and I think it's time we took a break"
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
“It’s not you. It’s a me a Mario!”
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
TBH I might use these one day!
If someone ever wanted to date me...
Forever alone
I got one
*couple in car*
girl:oh it’s my ex’s house
Guy:that’s my house!
Girl:I know
Are you alamp? Cuz yoi sure brighten the mood in the room.
(CAN'T DO A BREAK UP ONE LOL)
When you're single and can't relate ㅜㅡㅜ