which market basket? I usually hit the one in burlington but sometimes i go over to chelsea if the traffics not bad for better prices and fresher produce but you see some characters in there😂😂😂😂
@@jackdriscoll8387 You're a brave man going to MB in Chelsea!! I work at East Boston Rehab, and I have to shop there for the house once a week. It's a fucking gong show! 🤣🤣
2:15 Shane is 100% about that. Former heroin addict here that had that same problem. Nothing harder than being in active addiction and having a conscience and feeling guilty about how you affect others.
@@MrBigtrip33 I didn't even get the joke until I read your comment. Ive got a tear in my eye from laughing now, damn. "Nothin, nothin!" _confused Asian guy left standing there_
@@TheHaynesworth92all tough Irish hoods are gentrified n been gentrified n it started in 2000 ish ...the north end is the only white not gentrified n that's mostly Italian restaurants
I hate Massachusetts, been here my whole life. The sport teams, seasons except winter are really the only good thing and idc about sports anymore so everything sucks.
Matt’s international homeless exchange idea is pretty much a 1:1 for why everywhere in Western Europe except Norway has some degree of refugee crisis/terrorism domino effect from the GWOT
Nah ur either just too young to know or ur not from the city. You dont know how good you have it cuz it definitely has gotten a lot better. There is still problems here and all of the yuppies in the suburbs refuse to build any housing so the city has gotten crazy expensive having to take on the entire housing burden by itself but aside from that the city is 1000x nicer now than it used to be. U def aren’t from boston if u really believe this. Old Boston was grimy af. Looks cool in movies but it def wasnt good for the people who had to live here. Just them putting up the shot spotters alone drastically improved countless ppl’s lives overnight. Who wants to live in a neighborhood where ppl are getting shot robbed and kidnapped? My grandmother once had 3 home invasions in a 3 week period while living in uphams corner back in the 90s. Nobody wants to live like that
@@notmyname9625nailed it. It's like tourists walking around New York being like "wtf I thought I'd see a knife/club/sword riot, where are the Dead Rabbits and the Natives? I don't see one top hat, this place has really changed. New York used to be cool" like fuck off lol. In my first apartment there were shootouts, not just shootings, and when I moved out I told the guy movingin how much the neighborhood had improved and how nice it was now, and he says he feels guilty about gentrification. I don't know all the problems gentrification brings but what should we do bring back fucking street duels? Lol
What part of Boston are you including? I’ve travelled to a lot of big cities for business, Boston proper may be the nicest big city In the us when you consider it’s relatively clean, amazing in the summer, especially the seaport. and the homeless is confined to a few places unlike a place like Denver where it’s meth and fentanyl zombies everywhere.
@@notmyname9625 broken windows theory cleaned it up but it had no soul now. Zero community. I’ll take Boston from the 70s, 80s, 90s and even 2000s over this. 2012 was the point of no one from Boston living in Boston.
@ I’m not commenting on his wardrobe dude. I don’t care what another man wears… look at those pasty white tree trunk legs. Same look the special ed kids had in school.
Hows Kensington? Pretty sure that worse than boston especially since they tore the mile tents down. I used to chill in Lawrence massachusetts where the 1st one is always free. Clean now
Most are from Boston or Greater Boston. Although you will see the occasional junkie from out of state get stuck here because our infrastructure is so accomidating to maintaining their addiction.
2020 was the final death blow to Boston, hasn’t been the same since. Started seeing the crazy homeless encampments starting in 2008, now they have names like Fentanyl mile. Down town barely has anyone walking around in the summer. Went on a Saturday to check out some restaurants. Walked everywhere. Wasn’t any foot traffic until 5pm.
The reason Boston gets so many movies is because 1.) massive tax breaks for movie studios. 2.) Boston looks similar enough to NYC so you can film there and then get the tax break.
South Bay target, not proper southie. South Bay gets the run off from Zombieland aka Mass n Cass. Proper southie is the cool place to live now for finance bros and girls whose daddy pays for them to live there. A lot has changed.
Well if you grew up in a house that was worth $50k in the 90s and all of a sudden its worth $3m its kind of a no brainer to sell the family house and move to the suburbs.
@@bickyboo7789He is kind of a sellout. Can’t say I blame him though. He’ll make a lot more money working with Netflix and Bud light than he would doing an edgy podcast. Just imagine how gay he’d be today if he ended up landing SNL back in 2019.
That was a question lol weird idk how I almost super thanked yall. No offense thanks A lot but the bus is 3 bucks a ticket and they don’t transfer really….yall are the men
Did pest control throughout Boston both commercial and residential for the last 5 years. Serviced the entire city along with a lot of accounts in west Roxbury, JP and Mattapan. This included neighborhoods around Norfolk St, Morton st, h block all of which are known for violence. Being someone who sticks out in these areas my biggest takeaway and recommendation is to mind your business. As along as you mind your own business you’re fine. I believe that goes for any area in any city. The biggest issue is the random violence like the 13 year old that got shot 5 times for absolutely no reason. Or the groups of teenagers who walk around looking to jump someone. For the most part everyone in these areas are nice people but when you have bad habits from the old country and nobody to help correct those habits, well there’s consequences. What’s crazy is the most dangerous place in Boston is Tremont st along the commons where everyone shops. Some of what I’ve seen after the sun goes down makes you look over your shoulder too often.
Boaton gets movies because of favorable tax laws for movie production. It was a conscious decision by the city to extend tax credits, which reduce the cost of production.
Yep. The dudes they’re talking about screaming on the street are cranked or cracked out. Heroin doesn’t give you psychosis. just maybe makes you take a nap forever
Nothing more self aware than nodding out on the red line or attacking a first responder for narcaning ur high away. Its a level of mental acuity few will ever reach
@ you smug jerk offs act like anytime says a group is more or less one way that they’re claiming every single individual is the exact same person. of course there’s exceptions.
He probably was the toughest guy he saw in Southie as virtually no one here is from here anymore 😂 I love how everybody who even lives in Boston knew he was at the South Bay target 😂 💉 💉
I go into BMC for my hip surgery we get off the highway and take that right idk mass ave and this dude is shooting another dude up 3 ‘ away from car window . I’m from Brockton not like u was shocked but more by the lack of fu&ks given
Dorchester, Mattapan, Roxbury, Roslindale and pretty much anyone near Northeastern who isn't actually associated with Northeastern is black. Eastie, Chelsea, Revere is all Hispies
Boy does my city suck but it is so beautiful at the same time lol Between all the history and being a giant sport city And a city that has some of the best colleges and the best hospitals in the world.. But yeah a giant homeless and drug problem 😅 In most of the addicts and homeless people are right where the Best hospitals and best schools are lol boston is wild And people don't talk about the homeless And drug problem over there enough. Everyone talks about the streets of Philly or New York or portland or Chicago etc but bostom smh 😅😅wild place.. And as a white guy who lives in the segregated part his whole lofe It's crazy that it is still very much segregated
Dude was at south bay target. Absolute Nightmare
Yup, get the f outta there before sundown. That plaza is... interesting
Send em down to Florida. We dig holes deep on the ranch
1000000% gross
Absolute shithole! Mass Ave even worse!
nice amc tho
as a dawg who's dad was a boston homeless for a few years, i approve this message
“Gran Turismo with Cliff Eastwood”
I love that game Grand Torino for ps2 I always choose the ni--
Which took place in Detroit not Boston
I thought I was the only one that caught that 😂
Grand Autismo with Thick Gilky
Great series
Shane is a Boston guy from Philly
“Torso in a shopping cart” always kills me
Just hit up a Market Basket 30 minutes outside of Boston on any day and the “Gusher” crowd is a-plenty.
Market Basket, miss Boston except for the driving and all of Dorchester
which market basket? I usually hit the one in burlington but sometimes i go over to chelsea if the traffics not bad for better prices and fresher produce but you see some characters in there😂😂😂😂
@@jackdriscoll8387 You're a brave man going to MB in Chelsea!! I work at East Boston Rehab, and I have to shop there for the house once a week. It's a fucking gong show! 🤣🤣
@ but they restock 3x as fast because it’s so busy so everything is always fresh and it’s just better prices too
@jackdriscoll8387 You're definitely right about that. They stay posted up in the aisles! 😂 Revere is a little less hectic.
2:15 Shane is 100% about that. Former heroin addict here that had that same problem. Nothing harder than being in active addiction and having a conscience and feeling guilty about how you affect others.
I was a courteous H&M addict m’self
You did a great job sucking the comedy out of what he said
@@BradyStevenson-lh4bt lol was that really necessary to say? Do you always critique the comments section?
@@BradyStevenson-lh4btloser comment
@@BradyStevenson-lh4btgo hug your father or somethin bud
Matt went to south bay target😂 right on methadone mile
“Steal that box of dungaroos” ah they locked em up
That's it, I'm calling Dunkaroos "Dungaroos" from now on 🤣
@@maxwellfrost9701 the strawberry ones always tasted nothing like strawberry but damn they were good
If Jean Valjean was a Bostonian
@@didgeriedont7073is your name a Louis Katz reference?
@videogajima no I'm Australian haha
Shane would be unstoppable if he grew up in Boston
"Ok you're a goon but whats a goon to a goblin." Is fucking hysterical!!!?
Its a line from a Lil Wayne song lol
@AlfieHolter420 I'm aware, it's just funny that someone would yell that to an Asian guys face.
@@MrBigtrip33 I didn't even get the joke until I read your comment. Ive got a tear in my eye from laughing now, damn.
"Nothin, nothin!" _confused Asian guy left standing there_
NAWTHIN NAWTHIN YOU SCARIN NAWTHIN
Southie rocks with Wayne hard lol
Bro I feel so targeted lmao😂😂 on a real note I’ll have 2 years clean from fentanyl/heroin on Feb 26
What a loser 😂
🤘🤘
Imagine that first hit after so long
@@michaeljones7252I also hate addicts bringing up their addictions without being asked, but god damn bruh, you must truly hate yourself.
@@michaeljones7252 lmao stop it, thats horrible
Boston ain’t even a tough white city anymore lol. Townies got priced out. It’s families, yuppies, and college students now
Agreed
@@TheHaynesworth92all tough Irish hoods are gentrified n been gentrified n it started in 2000 ish ...the north end is the only white not gentrified n that's mostly Italian restaurants
I hate Massachusetts, been here my whole life. The sport teams, seasons except winter are really the only good thing and idc about sports anymore so everything sucks.
He definitely was at South Bay target lol
Its so much funnier that neither of them can do the easiest accent to mock 😂
I literally clicked on this before two bears, and they have Arnold on.
Matt’s international homeless exchange idea is pretty much a 1:1 for why everywhere in Western Europe except Norway has some degree of refugee crisis/terrorism domino effect from the GWOT
South Bay Shopping Center is one of the main reasons I dont miss living in Dorchester
@@sarahdee2287 🤣 so many comments about him being at Southbay target 🤣🤣🤣🎄
Boston has changed so much, not for the better, but they'll make you think it is
Nah ur either just too young to know or ur not from the city. You dont know how good you have it cuz it definitely has gotten a lot better. There is still problems here and all of the yuppies in the suburbs refuse to build any housing so the city has gotten crazy expensive having to take on the entire housing burden by itself but aside from that the city is 1000x nicer now than it used to be. U def aren’t from boston if u really believe this. Old Boston was grimy af. Looks cool in movies but it def wasnt good for the people who had to live here. Just them putting up the shot spotters alone drastically improved countless ppl’s lives overnight. Who wants to live in a neighborhood where ppl are getting shot robbed and kidnapped? My grandmother once had 3 home invasions in a 3 week period while living in uphams corner back in the 90s. Nobody wants to live like that
@@notmyname9625nailed it. It's like tourists walking around New York being like "wtf I thought I'd see a knife/club/sword riot, where are the Dead Rabbits and the Natives? I don't see one top hat, this place has really changed. New York used to be cool" like fuck off lol. In my first apartment there were shootouts, not just shootings, and when I moved out I told the guy movingin how much the neighborhood had improved and how nice it was now, and he says he feels guilty about gentrification. I don't know all the problems gentrification brings but what should we do bring back fucking street duels? Lol
What part of Boston are you including?
I’ve travelled to a lot of big cities for business, Boston proper may be the nicest big city In the us when you consider it’s relatively clean, amazing in the summer, especially the seaport. and the homeless is confined to a few places unlike a place like Denver where it’s meth and fentanyl zombies everywhere.
@@notmyname9625 broken windows theory cleaned it up but it had no soul now. Zero community. I’ll take Boston from the 70s, 80s, 90s and even 2000s over this. 2012 was the point of no one from Boston living in Boston.
@@Zero-ig4vp seaport might as well be anywhere but Boston. It’s like a mall. Zero charisma or heart.
3:15 "Heroin and Gushers" should be a title for something
It's the title of Danny Boyle's next film.
It was the title of my life in 2019
@@RecoveryAndLifeJesus Christ
Ska Band
“Steal those dunkaroos…ahh they locked em up”
“Get him mark” 😂
I was a sleeping-in-car level homeless for a while
Shane should never wear shorts
A don never wears shorts
Word. Or anything else he’s ever worn
@ I’m not commenting on his wardrobe dude. I don’t care what another man wears… look at those pasty white tree trunk legs. Same look the special ed kids had in school.
😂
Don't like the thunder thighs? He definitely throws nylons on
“What if we Normandy’d China with a bunch of lads.” 😂😂😂 bro Shane is hilarious.
Hows Kensington? Pretty sure that worse than boston especially since they tore the mile tents down. I used to chill in Lawrence massachusetts where the 1st one is always free. Clean now
they didnt take the tents down, they just hid them from traffic
@EJxSB I mean the tents where they passed out the pipes and pins to everyone. The country is turning into a mess it's unbelievable
@EJxSB apparently I can't write what I want because they constantly hide it but I mean the other tents where they passed out the paraphernalia
Those methodonians are not from Boston. They just migrated. Go to a construction site that’s where gangsters retire here
They are definitely from Boston
Most are from Boston or Greater Boston. Although you will see the occasional junkie from out of state get stuck here because our infrastructure is so accomidating to maintaining their addiction.
I think Kensington gets all of the northeastern lost souls
@@Element0145 they’re not. Other parts of New England.
They're expats that washed out of Dimock, or Boston Cab and just got stuck!
There very few people who were born and raised in Southie who still live there. It’s mostly kids who just graduated college who live there now
Do these guys shave their legs?
technically they shave each others legs
They are fair haired Irishmen I assume.
Low T
@@leapyear9460the guy looking at men’s legs definitely the spokesperson for T levels
Leaning over but never quite falling down
I am from north of Boston (north shore)…. I despise the Boston accent. You could talk about nuclear physics and it still sounds stupid
😂😂
Irrega'dless, kid.
D00d are u f’n seri0us kid?!
I genuinely think If Matt and Shane started an animated movie studio and just let their imaginations go it would be insanely funny and successful
2020 was the final death blow to Boston, hasn’t been the same since. Started seeing the crazy homeless encampments starting in 2008, now they have names like Fentanyl mile.
Down town barely has anyone walking around in the summer. Went on a Saturday to check out some restaurants. Walked everywhere. Wasn’t any foot traffic until 5pm.
ITS METHADONE MILE,,BEEN CALLED THAT SINCE I WAS A KID, I GREW UP IN DOT
@ yes correction, methadone mile! I was using speech to text in rage of how Boston changed.
@@naturesbest7977 You're just soft and not meant for the city life. Boston is a cakewalk now, the 90's would've wrecked you. 🤣
It's because they shut down the island when the bridge was deemed unsafe. Out on the island had the shelters and detox on it and other services.
Rob Corddry on the Daily Show in 2004 during the Sox Yankee's series. His drunk buddies are it.
Massachusetts has a ton of movies/books where it's the setting because it's in the top 5 for wealthiest states in the US.
The Boston accent is an americanized Irish accent for real. Try speaking in a Irish accent but pronounce it without being british.
The Irish spawn point of America
The Town is an amazing movie too
You and your boys didn't just roll over a Stah Mahket in Malden for a box of quahtahs
It stinks!
Corniest dialogue of any movie evah
Why? I haven't seen it in a while , but I remember it being great. Jeremy Renner had a great performance IMO
@ It stinks!
Shanes got those mailman calf muscles.
The reason Boston gets so many movies is because 1.) massive tax breaks for movie studios. 2.) Boston looks similar enough to NYC so you can film there and then get the tax break.
Bruh, just make sure you dont pop any of the sores if you gotta fight em. It's like the spores in the Last of Us.
South Bay target, not proper southie. South Bay gets the run off from Zombieland aka Mass n Cass. Proper southie is the cool place to live now for finance bros and girls whose daddy pays for them to live there. A lot has changed.
i hope the dawgs know that Boston > Philly
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Haha. Philly people are 100× better than bostonians
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Target in Lincoln plaza in Worcester at 930 😂😅😂
Right near it lol
Matt--we can show you where to go, if you want to see it. The seaport isn't South Boston.
Everybody from "Boston" moves to the north shore or south shore as soon as possible
They try not to actually. The problem is Boston is one of the most expensive cities in the world for some reason.
Well if you grew up in a house that was worth $50k in the 90s and all of a sudden its worth $3m its kind of a no brainer to sell the family house and move to the suburbs.
They move to Nashua and tend to sheep
Sigh an entire bit that involved an Asian Uber driver and not one Asian accent to be heard. Shane gone soft.
he realized you can only joke about white people
Bros gone all big shot Hollywood smh
@@bickyboo7789He is kind of a sellout. Can’t say I blame him though. He’ll make a lot more money working with Netflix and Bud light than he would doing an edgy podcast. Just imagine how gay he’d be today if he ended up landing SNL back in 2019.
Boston loves Shane G!!! Hey Shane get a movie with you as one half of the buddy cop to film here please.
shane is the most boston coded non-bostonian ever
The area right next to BMC
Interesting choice using that photoshop pic of Wahlberg instead of Basketball Diaries 😂
But Jim Carroll was an alphabet city junkie, not Boston.
South Bay Target in Dorchester
They just moved down the block to dot or quincy.
This is so good😂 if he went 100 yards past target he’d be in “methadone mile”. His mind was prob blown.
Mats leg kicks when he laughs hard is to funny
Fruit by the foot was on
point
Department stores in a rough neighborhood are the best. It’s like going to a zoo but it’s free.
Took a detour down mass avenue and yeesh. Open drug use and police interspersed.
That was a question lol weird idk how I almost super thanked yall. No offense thanks
A lot but the bus is 3 bucks a ticket and they don’t transfer really….yall are the men
It's hardly even that tough anymore. It's quite rich now. Cleveland, Pittsburgh, Providence are probably tougher.
I'm from Southie and these two guys look like pillheads at the Andrew Station.
I’m fucking dying 😂
I miss this MSSP
Dunkaroos snagging a guest spot
I visited boston.. it felt like a super nice burough of NY.
I wonder if there’s a homeless junkie that has a good relationship with the voices in their head? I’ve never seen one.
No one from Boston lives in Boston.
It's a total shit show with how expensive it is and people are super rude
noooooo I’m the hefeeee 🤣
Did pest control throughout Boston both commercial and residential for the last 5 years. Serviced the entire city along with a lot of accounts in west Roxbury, JP and Mattapan. This included neighborhoods around Norfolk St, Morton st, h block all of which are known for violence.
Being someone who sticks out in these areas my biggest takeaway and recommendation is to mind your business. As along as you mind your own business you’re fine. I believe that goes for any area in any city. The biggest issue is the random violence like the 13 year old that got shot 5 times for absolutely no reason. Or the groups of teenagers who walk around looking to jump someone. For the most part everyone in these areas are nice people but when you have bad habits from the old country and nobody to help correct those habits, well there’s consequences.
What’s crazy is the most dangerous place in Boston is Tremont st along the commons where everyone shops. Some of what I’ve seen after the sun goes down makes you look over your shoulder too often.
The movie Oxy Morons sums up the downfall of Boston specifically Southie
Funny, the title is also a fitting name for the junkies
Boaton gets movies because of favorable tax laws for movie production. It was a conscious decision by the city to extend tax credits, which reduce the cost of production.
I’m still left in southie. One of the last still here lol
Matt has a much better accent than Shane which is pretty crazy considering he’s so good at impressions
He might be talking about my guy chino 😂😂😂😂😂
shane needs to do the boston 'cent more
Fahkin gushers buddy!
Oregon did the decriminalizing thing and it did the opposite of what you’re saying lol
They were fucked regardless.
I heard Greta Van fleet before I seen the videos I was like what the hell is this, thanks now stuck in my head again.
There immune systems are stronger than u can imagine
Tell that to covid, killed 5 million ppl
Enjoy North Station
Actually bro, South station is way gnarlier with the bathrooms in there. Its insane
South station is worse lol
Gillis is actually that lady that couldn't find her gun holster when Trump got shot at
I would submit that compared to other sorts of drug addicts heroin junkies are more self aware than most.
Yep. The dudes they’re talking about screaming on the street are cranked or cracked out. Heroin doesn’t give you psychosis. just maybe makes you take a nap forever
Nothing more self aware than nodding out on the red line or attacking a first responder for narcaning ur high away. Its a level of mental acuity few will ever reach
@notmyname9625 "Compared to other drug addicts".
You're literate right?
@ you smug jerk offs act like anytime says a group is more or less one way that they’re claiming every single individual is the exact same person. of course there’s exceptions.
He probably was the toughest guy he saw in Southie as virtually no one here is from here anymore 😂 I love how everybody who even lives in Boston knew he was at the South Bay target 😂 💉 💉
Charlestown was a much more dangerous neighborhood in the 70s and 8os than Southie was.
The Boston Waterfront along Atlantic Ave was gloriously grimy in the 60s and 70s
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Now ya know to stay TF away from South Bay Target after dark, my guy.
You are definitely at the Southbay target on Southampton Street 😬🤮
Every city and small town in America is tore back
I go into BMC for my hip surgery we get off the highway and take that right idk mass ave and this dude is shooting another dude up 3 ‘ away from car window . I’m from Brockton not like u was shocked but more by the lack of fu&ks given
You guys got Warren Ave in Brockton. And what you saw on Mass and Cass is happening right now
They housed the homeless because they actually thought they could create a covid soup and end them all😅
What’s a goblin to a budda?
What's a Chakra to a Shaman?
@@ce5protocol267what’s 432 hertz to 432 grams of fentanyl?
Seriously? That’s been the most dangerous parts of Boston for 50 years.
I relate so much to the near translucent whiteness of Shane’s shins
Dude Boston is one of those places that the normies who live there don’t even understand they are doing fent untill like they been doing it for years
Are there any blacks in Boston
Dorchester, Mattapan, Roxbury, Roslindale and pretty much anyone near Northeastern who isn't actually associated with Northeastern is black. Eastie, Chelsea, Revere is all Hispies
Fuckin shitloads
Comedy is two 15 year olds talking to each other
The amount of homeless seems to grow along with the billionaires. Almost like one is part of the other.
Boston went woke af. Nobody can afford to live there anymore if you don't have enough chedda
Needs more illegals 😂 like London and Munich
CAPE COD HERE😜
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Same
Got the same hokas 😂
Why can't you just say Dorchester. Vietnamese, South Bay Target, meth mile, comeon
Boy does my city suck but it is so beautiful at the same time lol Between all the history and being a giant sport city And a city that has some of the best colleges and the best hospitals in the world.. But yeah a giant homeless and drug problem 😅 In most of the addicts and homeless people are right where the Best hospitals and best schools are lol boston is wild And people don't talk about the homeless And drug problem over there enough. Everyone talks about the streets of Philly or New York or portland or Chicago etc but bostom smh 😅😅wild place..
And as a white guy who lives in the segregated part his whole lofe It's crazy that it is still very much segregated
It’s not segregated you’re just poor
i mean they let you in tho
elect stupid dems, win stupid prizes
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