HAHAHAHAHA He would be disappointed in me - I own two. One in the kitchen and one packed away in the basement should my kitchen kettle that has "too much beep" goes wrong.
"Fans of Pythagoras may already be ahead of the curve on this one" is probably my favourite James Hoffman quote. I can't think of a more cheeky and clever way of bashing a square lid design.
My god, I’ve been watching a lot of these lately, and first began to wonder in this video why in the world James would make so many of these for his channel. Guess you got me.
Hames Joffmann, James Hoffmann’s through-the-looking-glass twin, but with more sass (as depicted by the sassy ‘Stunning work, James’ comment on the graph). For my fellow scientists, is Hames Joffmann simply James Hoffmann’s Reviewer 2? 🤔
Hames: Doesn’t want to own two kettles Also Hames: Owns eight kettles 🤪😉 Seriously though. I hate beeping kitchen appliances. With a vengeance. I am obviously not a morning person. I want to boil water in the morning to make coffee. If there is one thing I hate then it is anything beeping at me before I am even properly awake. When in that state, I need to focus all my processing capabilities on not straight up murdering the first person who looks at me funny. One button is plenty enough for me, thank you very much. Maybe this gives off some caveman vibes but I don’t care.
@@Bubreherro Absolutely. And then we can have a video titled "James Hoffman Reacting to Hames Joffman Unhelpful James Hoffman Summary Videos, An Unhelpful James Hoffman Summary"
What are your thoughts on mineral or tap filtered water for the machines? I was told at a famous coffee boutique in London that mineral water is not good and tap filtered is the way to go but it doesn't make much sense to me...
This channel has the emphasis on being unhelpful. Greatly unhelpful, wich I love, so I think you will be better off by looking for the mentioned video on the original channel.
hello James , I would like you to review the Willow & Everett 1000W electric gooseneck kettle for $39.00 DOLLERS AT AMAZON very fast sets from temp sets from 180 to 212 .I also got a new Asnai conical grinder that dose super fine to course 35 settings for $ 61.99 at amazon after watching your videos. have a wonderful day
It’s not a real James Hoffmann channel, but it is a real Hames Joffmann channel. For the record, the real James also spells his last name with a double N.
@@mahoganywolf8843 in one of the old videos, it was even suggested that the way to the Hoff's heart is to spell his last name correctly, *with* the two n... I'm just saying
While i like the idea of condensed and to the point reviews, you are basically stealing James Hoffman's content. I do not think its fair use to re-edit someone else's videos to be shorter.
I'm unsure if this is an ironic comment or just someone genuinely confused and not having noticed that this is *not* James Hoffmann's actual channel...
@@Bubreherro lol I have just noticed that TH-cam has chosen to subscribe me to this channel. I truly thought this was James Huffman's lol. I'll leave my original comment up to confuse even more people 😄
@@alib8396 No, TH-cam hasn't subscribed you to another channel. You have seen this in your recommandations and have clicked on it, without any magic involved.
Hmmmmm.................A fool and their money are soon parted. Millions and millions and millions of people worldwide make a great cup of coffee without gooseneck kettles, scales, or timers. It's not rocket science.
"I don't want to own two kettles"
Well I've got bad news James, you own 8
Excuse me, its Hames.
HAHAHAHAHA
He would be disappointed in me - I own two.
One in the kitchen and one packed away in the basement should my kitchen kettle that has "too much beep" goes wrong.
Knowing James he probably did a draw to send them to people.
"Fans of Pythagoras may already be ahead of the curve on this one" is probably my favourite James Hoffman quote. I can't think of a more cheeky and clever way of bashing a square lid design.
I don't know, I thought it was rather obtuse.
I am just going to slowly witness this reply section come up with cheekier and funnier ways to shit on that lid.
@@JeffS96:
Naw, naw, naw, I think it's got the right angle in his perspective.
It was acute joke.
@@chickenpower5732 No need to drive it into a corner now.
I want a custom sound in my kettle of James Hoffman saying 'beep' instead of an actual beep.
Thanks to you, now I want all my stuff to have James Hoffmann sounds.
Kettle
Microwave
Toaster oven
Oven
Washing machine
Siri
GPS
@@Bubreherro The Whale noises from the 50 quid grinder video would be a good one.
soon on kickstarter
"I don't want to be stroking my kettle." Everyone has their own fetishes Hames.
Amazing.
This comment is what made me realize this wasn't the main channel xD
@@gamezoid1234 and your comment was what made me realize the same thing.
@@vladmitrache6373 When in doubt, look at the video length. James goes for 10+ minutes, Hames goes for like 1-2.
Hames kinkshaming Joffman
Thanks, this was very helpful! It's nice to see a graph and know that the kettle has a good beep!
My god, I’ve been watching a lot of these lately, and first began to wonder in this video why in the world James would make so many of these for his channel. Guess you got me.
Same, it took probably 4 of these for me to look at the channel name.
A kettle beep has nothing on a zojirushi rice cooker playing songs.
LOVE. THIS.
😍
I want one !
Haha mine sings twinkle twinkle little star 😂
Or makita batteries playing a song when they're done charging
"'I made a graph' (stunning work james)"
makes me lose my mind laughing I don't know why
I watched the original vid and this one. This is actually a really good summary.
this feels like a more approachable YTP, and for that i love that
Thank you, that was most unhelpful!
Thank you Mr. Joffmann I finally know which kettle to buy.
My friends were right, your channel is the most informative when it comes to coffee.
Fantastic! Your unhelpful summary editing game is getting so good!
this was very unhelpful, i love it. thank you
I lost it at "I don't want to stroke my kettle "! 😂🤣😂🙃
"Stunning work, James"
Love these Unhelpful Summary's 😂❤
Is it better than original? YES! :D More Hames!
These are amazing, keep it up!
It helped me remember to revisit the original kettle video, which _was_ helpful.
This is really unhelpful. I like it!
I also love the subtitles!
I love this channel just like I love James Hoffman's channel
"It's fine."- J. Hoffmann
This is the channel I didn't know I needed. 😄😂
this is the best one yet xD great work
Hames Joffmann, James Hoffmann’s through-the-looking-glass twin, but with more sass (as depicted by the sassy ‘Stunning work, James’ comment on the graph).
For my fellow scientists, is Hames Joffmann simply James Hoffmann’s Reviewer 2? 🤔
Yes.
Hames is such a vibe ✨
You stroke that kettle James, stroke it til it boil-'th over.
😅🤣😂
This is my favourite youtube channel
All about the nice beep to ensure you are having a nice time.
Contrary to the title, I found this helpful.
Hames: Doesn’t want to own two kettles
Also Hames: Owns eight kettles
🤪😉
Seriously though. I hate beeping kitchen appliances. With a vengeance. I am obviously not a morning person. I want to boil water in the morning to make coffee. If there is one thing I hate then it is anything beeping at me before I am even properly awake. When in that state, I need to focus all my processing capabilities on not straight up murdering the first person who looks at me funny. One button is plenty enough for me, thank you very much. Maybe this gives off some caveman vibes but I don’t care.
Yes please.
"Doing this for a living kind of has broken my mind I suspect." :)
I don't want to stroke my keetle 🤭, pretty much agree with the statement 🤣
I love you.
If the real James Hoffman has watched your videos, I can die satisfied
Are videos of James Hoffmann reacting to videos of Hames Joffmann what we need now?
@@Bubreherro Absolutely. And then we can have a video titled "James Hoffman Reacting to Hames Joffman Unhelpful James Hoffman Summary Videos, An Unhelpful James Hoffman Summary"
Wouldn't you know.
"I don't want to stroke my kettle"
That ending was the best part
HAHAHA - "too much beep"
I agree, my kettle performs "too much beep" also.
HAHAHAHA
I've wasted my 2 minutes watching this unhelpful video successfully, well done 😂😂😂
Oh ffs I thought this was an actual James video 😂
I wish you also included the "dont beep me" from some other video (I think it was a grinder review or comparison)
That sure would be next-level Hames Joffmann
Why??? Why!!!!! Ahhh so say we all 🙌🏼❤️ someone please edit a video with every time he says beep😂
please edit all the times he said “beep” together!
What are your thoughts on mineral or tap filtered water for the machines? I was told at a famous coffee boutique in London that mineral water is not good and tap filtered is the way to go but it doesn't make much sense to me...
Time for Hames Joffmann to make an unhelpful summary of James' Best Water For Coffee video
This channel has the emphasis on being unhelpful. Greatly unhelpful, wich I love, so I think you will be better off by looking for the mentioned video on the original channel.
James like beep, unless beep is too much beep.
I have a big complaint in the sense that this was actually way too helpful.
"Weird use of real estate..." ELON MUSK, ARE YOU LISTENING TO THIS!?
Honestly the last three seconds or so destroyed me
definitely was hoping to hear hames say "I like to stroke my kettle" but it's okay
editing fail!
Was there a beep?
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO STROKE YOUR KETTLE ?? YOU STROKE YOUR WILLY ALL THE TIME ??? !!!! LOL !!!
mmmmmmh a Kettel needs a good beep
hello James , I would like you to review the Willow & Everett 1000W electric gooseneck kettle for $39.00 DOLLERS AT AMAZON
very fast sets from temp sets from 180 to 212 .I also got a new Asnai conical grinder that dose super fine to course 35 settings for $ 61.99 at amazon after watching your videos. have a wonderful day
"IT GOES IN!" that is bad, lmao yea it is
I feel like there's a lot of unused potential for a youtube poop version of these edits. Someone make a Joff Hamesman channel.
Beeps cut?
Ovalware has all the good features at a reasonable price. Only 110v available.
totally, utterly unhelpful ;)
Any one noticed that this is not a real James Hoffman channel? It spell HoffmanN......
It’s not a real James Hoffmann channel, but it is a real Hames Joffmann channel.
For the record, the real James also spells his last name with a double N.
@@mahoganywolf8843 in one of the old videos, it was even suggested that the way to the Hoff's heart is to spell his last name correctly, *with* the two n... I'm just saying
@@mahoganywolf8843 got it
*beep*
😂
This is more of a beep review than a kettle one
What is a kettle, but the sum of its beeps?
😂😂
Beep beep beep beep beep beep
no axis labels, smh
While i like the idea of condensed and to the point reviews, you are basically stealing James Hoffman's content. I do not think its fair use to re-edit someone else's videos to be shorter.
but is it fair use to edit them to be funnier?
The creator of these ran the idea past the man himself. So one may say that these Unhelpful Summaries have the Hoff's seal of approval
If that’s true then, I guess it’s fine!
@@djk12587 Yes, James Hoffmann mentionned as much on reddit 😊
WARNING
If this IS helpful, stop watching coffee TH-cam videos, get some exercise.
Or see if there are any new videos on ghost burrs.
James Hoffman is a lot lot less funny than this channel makes him to be...
I don't want to be notified for those "unhelpful" reviews 😫 it has become annoying!
Create a separate channel for your montage exercises please.
Boooo!
I'm unsure if this is an ironic comment or just someone genuinely confused and not having noticed that this is *not* James Hoffmann's actual channel...
@@Bubreherro
lol I have just noticed that TH-cam has chosen to subscribe me to this channel. I truly thought this was James Huffman's lol.
I'll leave my original comment up to confuse even more people 😄
@@alib8396 No, TH-cam hasn't subscribed you to another channel. You have seen this in your recommandations and have clicked on it, without any magic involved.
@@Coreycry how do you know. I occasionally see random channels in my subscription feed
Hmmmmm.................A fool and their money are soon parted. Millions and millions and millions of people worldwide make a great cup of coffee without gooseneck kettles, scales, or timers. It's not rocket science.
beep