i don't mind as long as they are legal, loving, can put up with my conditions and not more than about 25 years older than me (i am 24 currently), along with a few other things that i would rather not discuss here for personal reasons
@@jaredrodriguez9784 you mean Order 66 for the likes not 69. CT-4772 Rodriguez you are in direct violation of Order 66, you will be demoted of rank and subject to court martial and execution. Don't worry I like making jokes like this. I wasn't actually threatening to execute you.
i mean as long as they can put up with my shit and conditions, are legal and are not over 25 years older than me, sure, they are certainly a good option
Best friend's older sister rps always rock. I absolutely loved this one, thanks for putting in so much effort into your content. Your voice here kinda reminded me of my crush's from former school. This bring back memories
How are you everywhere I go I see you left right up down even in the gas station restroom where do you come from is it just because your taste is that good? WHAT ARE YOU
I had a fun time recording this! Special thanks to Willow who sent the script via email. If you wish to send a script as well, feel free to do so via misslilithv.carrd.co ♡
You're right. I do seem to love the idea of an age gap, especially an older woman (not exclusive, though). So thank you for the unintentional pandering. Anyway, this character of yours just feels organic, as always. You really know how to make people feel loved, in both platonic, and romantic ways. If you're anything like this with IRL romantic partners, they are getting spoiled. Thank you... But regardless, please keep taking care of yourself, Miss Valentine, and I wish you a lovely day/night. Have fun... 💜😘👋🥰
This one truths and dares with your older sister is surprising but the asmr videos you do are still fantastic to listen to and relaxing for people who are stressed your videos are awesome 💜💜💜💜💜💟💟💟💟💟♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️💛💛💛💛💛💙💙💙💙💙💚💚💚💚💚❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Lmao my grandpa had one just like it, I liked unplugging and re plugging it for funny line dance :D tho I was sad when it went flat after it really ruined my party vibe but it’s ok
You know this video reminds me of my little sister that I have met since I was nine years old and she was seven we have known each other for ten years and I'm still happy to be with her!! She treats me very well she loves me and I'm just really happy to have her in my life. 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖
Table,spoon,knife......god dam i love this comment section xDD you inanimate objects are amazing.and it keeps getting better the more i scroll...cucumber xDDDD next should be a nugget and a fork lmfao xDDDDD
I know this sounds dumb , but I've been really wanting to have a girlfriend for about a year but I've just been so unlucky its kinda depressing , I had two crushes on girls that were trans (they wanted to be guys and I wasnt aware) , then I tried having a relationship online , the girl ended up sending nudes to my best friend and it took him 3 months to tell me, and since then I've been pretty much wandering around waiting to find someone , I feel so lonely , I see all my friends starting to have gfs , but your videos somewhat confort me and give me hope , just for a brief moment . I know I may sound pathetic but your channel has genuienly helped me fell better , I'm not deppressed or anything , more sad that I can't have someone to give attention , someone to love , ect ...
Hey man, you’ll find your girl eventually, I’m sure. I was like this too at first, but even I got someone at the end. Just don’t rush it, but keep your eyes open. 🙏
Can anybody tell me how to season a steak or chicken? I wanna move on from basic salt/pepper, basil, basting, and garlic, but I can’t get creative enough to do something new.
Let your steak come to room temperature before you cook it to avoid charring the outside while leaving the inside an unappetizing gray. he type of oil you use will affect steak seasoning. Olive oil lends a pleasing, subtle flavor. Canola oil is neutral in flavor. Peanut oil may be too heavy and overpower the natural flavor of the meat.
Lily: "But she didn't seem like the kind of girl to do that. I thought she loved you" Me: Yeah, I can't believe she stole the last slice of the cantaloupe. She knew how much I wanted it..
water cup approved. i have no idea how but for some reason im sick now so im just going to sit in my bed. well actually i have an idea that it might be asbestos poisoning because i was working on my car yesterday with my clutch setup. nasty stuff down there.
Man, I can just imagine being friends of this homie getting a girl and hearing stories of his life non-stop, It truly is a wish of mine. Why being friends instead of being the lucky guy? Could it really be that interesting being the one living it instead of getting told great tales?
The official playlist for this miniseries is here! In order from part 1 to 5 💜
th-cam.com/play/PLhdBPa4Tk7MdhYqlFWK7uvV2BC3PpRAKW.html
Hu, am I the only guy who came back for this after a month ago (month ago)?
Season 2 would be so great and so many possibilities
Cucumber Approved
Why is it that every video I click on, you are there
@MICHAEL RICH Its a hint we have good taste then
No no it's axolotl approved 👏
Doing gods work
Everywhere I look….I see his F- Profile Picture.
“You dare me to kiss you? Yes, I’ve always had feelings for you”
Holy sh*t it actually worked!!! Just like the simulations!
Could anyone truly resist the Spoon?
@@atomicr4y472 I couldnt
@@atomicr4y472 na
I refuse to believe spoon isn't just an actual spoon flopping around on a keyboard to type
@@YourKurohime Good sir or madam, what else could the Silver Tongued genius be?
"What? You prefer older women?"
I've never been more immersed.
i don't mind as long as they are legal, loving, can put up with my conditions and not more than about 25 years older than me (i am 24 currently), along with a few other things that i would rather not discuss here for personal reasons
Saint Jiub agrees
Table approves.
Are you related to spoon by any chance
@@carternorris264 lol
I see u on these same videos a little too often. U alright
Where the fuck is fan?
@@gestovo1188 idk man...
A fine addition to my asmr collection
Nice 😎
I'd like this comment but I'd ruin the 69.
@@jaredrodriguez9784 you mean Order 66 for the likes not 69. CT-4772 Rodriguez you are in direct violation of Order 66, you will be demoted of rank and subject to court martial and execution. Don't worry I like making jokes like this. I wasn't actually threatening to execute you.
hello there
Plate is lonely, and these help get plate over all the loneliness, tank you for these audios
Don't be plate, we are here for you.
We’re gonna die alone accept that plate.
Knife has always had feelings for her too knife is just much too shy to say anything he is glad it all worked out in the end!
There knife I need to find spoon.
There knife I need to find spoon.
Hey what's good?
So, are you guys the same or planned doing this? Spoon, Knife, Fork...
@@pras9258 Never planned it, it just happened
Over 20 mins of pure bliss. :o
Table is impressed and very grateful.
Joe
I have knife, i have table, i now need spoon, fork and obviously spork!
I now have cucumber and water cup
I have spoon!
Hey I have your friends in my kitchen
Brother's name is James.
"What are your plans after college graduation?"
Me: To protect the world from devastation...
oh god this is so nostalgic
To unite all peoples within our nation...
@@Nico_the_Fish to denounce the evils of truth and love
@@StrongestInHistory To extend our reach to the stars above
Jessie!
So we've got a sentient cucumber, knife, and table, and all three approve of this series.
Cool.
We also got a fork and spoon but I’m not sure if they are on this series
What about Willy Wonka
Don’t forget the almighty spoon
welcome to the wacky world of asmr comment sections!!!
And a knife
“You prefer older women?” My man 😏
i mean as long as they can put up with my shit and conditions, are legal and are not over 25 years older than me, sure, they are certainly a good option
Best friend's older sister rps always rock. I absolutely loved this one, thanks for putting in so much effort into your content. Your voice here kinda reminded me of my crush's from former school. This bring back memories
"It's time for dares"
Something's wrong I can feel it.
“is not that am gonna give u a difficult dare” this makes it more suspicious
underrated channel tbh it deserves so much more love
Why is Dennis the most relatable one in this audio lmao?
The name Dennis sounds like the literal opposite of what she described
@@alextheconfuddled8983 Dennis
@@GroggyChump Dennis
@@artemtsarevskiy2785 Dennis
@@mbulungenisilimela3074 dennis
This one, like all the others, is going to be amazing
A haiku about confessions. Ahem:
Spurred on by a game
Our true feelings show themselves
Riding like the sun
Beautiful
@@f4396 Glad you think so friend. Thank you
How are you everywhere I go I see you left right up down even in the gas station restroom where do you come from is it just because your taste is that good? WHAT ARE YOU
@@macrokill9980 I'm but a humble traveling poet, wandering the role play lands. I go where the wind takes me
Blyatifull Comrade
I love your voice, my god. So freaking sweet and smooth. Could be professional voice actor. ❤
She loved baking. No wonder that she got that much cake.
Another wholesome audio for easing someone's heart. Great work Lilith
Her:"oops sorry forgot james wanted me to do a errand"
Me:
"GOD DAMN IT JAMES YOU BETRAYED ME WE WERE COMRADES"
this is what gets me through life, life at the Kiln can get pretty boring.
Sorry about smough, i kinda needed the souls
Wait, you've got a job!?
Minecraft is way better tho
@@GroggyChump better than what?
@@kingb.e.e7546 anything
If I can be honest, I truly think you sound quite beautiful.
I had a fun time recording this! Special thanks to Willow who sent the script via email. If you wish to send a script as well, feel free to do so via misslilithv.carrd.co ♡
Free tip: pin your own comments, if you want the most people to see them ::
Wait....
@@nikusson Tip-chad approved
You're right. I do seem to love the idea of an age gap, especially an older woman (not exclusive, though). So thank you for the unintentional pandering. Anyway, this character of yours just feels organic, as always. You really know how to make people feel loved, in both platonic, and romantic ways. If you're anything like this with IRL romantic partners, they are getting spoiled. Thank you... But regardless, please keep taking care of yourself, Miss Valentine, and I wish you a lovely day/night. Have fun... 💜😘👋🥰
Noice 👌
Have you heard of joe
@@monke1663 nice pfp
@@GroggyChump yes, and the joke is not that clever. A 17yr old classmate kept saying it, but it’s not funny…
@@lachlanparker570 joe mama
Another amazing audio by the amazing Lilith 🖤
I have found you here and subbed I have another for my asmr collection
Crazy how your moving to NZ even though it's a roleplay, it's just crazy hearing a youtuber bring up a small country like ours
I like NZ! I wanna live there someday! ^^
Wouldn't want to be a teacher here though.
@@blargowitzen yeah that's true, being a teacher in NZ is rough...
Ayo New Zealand gang~
New Zealand gang
Bill approves
*Closes laptop*
"Like that's ever gonna happen"
SOME
@@zachmanf.7479 BODY ONCE TOLD ME
THE WORLD IS GONNA RULE ME
@@godzilla_titian105 I AINT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHEED
SHE WAS LOOKIN KINDA DUMB WITH HER FINGER AND HER THUMB, IN THE SHAPE, OF AN L, ON HER FOREHEAD
Staying up late on a work day has its perks, just in time for your uploads!, we sleeping good tonight boys & gals.
5:27 For the T Or D starting time for anyone who needs it.
Thanks
Thanks! 😊
Hug on you Lilith Valentine, hope you had a good day take care of yourself
Thanks!
Love the beatfriends older sister series so far pls do more of it there the best🙏🙇
Willy Wonka approves this video
Have a Wonka Bar 🍫
I've got my eye on you Wonka and so dose MI6 and FBI and CIA. We're on to you. Goodbye MR Wonka
@@Dexter_of_oz ayo wtf
@@Dexter_of_oz You better not do anything to the chocolate boy. You better the fucc not
@@shashwatmukherjee4596 sorry but we took him
Or will take him soon I've been td different things might need to do the job myself
"I got scissors, and you got paper."
Me who was actually playing: No. No I'm pretty sure I got scissors... that's what the V looking thing is right?
Best 22 minutes of truth and dare in my entire life
Thank you, that's all this heart beats.
I dare you to speak about the truth of your feelings 🥺
Totally love your audios 🥺❤
damn i feel like im dennis instead of the listener
Fr :(
Dennis
This one truths and dares with your older sister is surprising but the asmr videos you do are still fantastic to listen to and relaxing for people who are stressed your videos are awesome 💜💜💜💜💜💟💟💟💟💟♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️💛💛💛💛💛💙💙💙💙💙💚💚💚💚💚❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Bro chill with the emojis goddamn
Nee-san: So, how's your girlfriend?
Me: I've never had one
Nee-san: Oooh I'm sorry to hear that~
Me: Well screw you bruh TTATT
Perfect, as all things should be.
Denis mad asf rn while hearing this lmao
😂😂😂
Denis
" ;`-`; "
_"I didn't mean to insult her like that.."_
I mean, it's not really an insult if it's true.
Truth or dare has to be the best!
When real life hits
"This isnt like the simulations"
A best friend's older sister? That Bakes? I'm suddenly VERY aware of the lack of Seroxy in my feed
DIO approves.
DIO, have you been treating [The World] with kindness
look at the funny line dance on the screen. hee hee
Lmao my grandpa had one just like it, I liked unplugging and re plugging it for funny line dance :D tho I was sad when it went flat after it really ruined my party vibe but it’s ok
@@GroggyChump Fuckin hell 🤣
You know the ASMR is good when tables, knives and othe robjects came in to comment
Damn knife and spoon were here but didn’t tell me typical.
This is going to be great
You know this video reminds me of my little sister that I have met since I was nine years old and she was seven we have known each other for ten years and I'm still happy to be with her!!
She treats me very well she loves me and I'm just really happy to have her in my life. 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖
I dare you to steal my heart.....oh you already did that.
1:38 Me: "Uh... I don't really..."
Her: "I made them myself"
Me: "Gimme one!!"
Was thinking the same :D
I can imagine every single scene in my mind
I always lose this game, but I feel as though just getting to play it with her is a win.
Video ends. My suspicion was definitely true.
bro all of us are wishing we were the main charcter, but most of us are dennis
Nice you uploaded this video on my birthday
Why tf is knife spoon table and cucumber here best collab
I like how I have seen many with similar names also be here like table and spoon
Table,spoon,knife......god dam i love this comment section xDD you inanimate objects are amazing.and it keeps getting better the more i scroll...cucumber xDDDD next should be a nugget and a fork lmfao xDDDDD
oh there already is a fork, though i have yet to see a nugget * thinking emoji *
As a member of the dragon council, I approve of this video 👍😊
WHY ON EARTH DO YOU ONLY HAVE 12.9k SUBS? Give this woman a fucking raise pls, A RAISE IN SUBS
16:38 is the sweetest okay i have ever heared in my life
THE OVERSEER COUNCIL IS HERE THE CUCUMBER SPOON TABLE AND KNIFE ARE HERE HOLY SHIT
Love it 🥰💜
0:26 Every CFI in the world just winced in pain
Perfect series sooo good 😊
I am actually dating my bestfriends older sister and it started because of a T or D believe it or not. Thanks for the audio :P
I like how my kitchen and one of my favorite star wars characters also watched this
I know this sounds dumb , but I've been really wanting to have a girlfriend for about a year but I've just been so unlucky its kinda depressing , I had two crushes on girls that were trans (they wanted to be guys and I wasnt aware) , then I tried having a relationship online , the girl ended up sending nudes to my best friend and it took him 3 months to tell me, and since then I've been pretty much wandering around waiting to find someone , I feel so lonely , I see all my friends starting to have gfs , but your videos somewhat confort me and give me hope , just for a brief moment . I know I may sound pathetic but your channel has genuienly helped me fell better , I'm not deppressed or anything , more sad that I can't have someone to give attention , someone to love , ect ...
Hey man, you’ll find your girl eventually, I’m sure. I was like this too at first, but even I got someone at the end. Just don’t rush it, but keep your eyes open. 🙏
Can anybody tell me how to season a steak or chicken? I wanna move on from basic salt/pepper, basil, basting, and garlic, but I can’t get creative enough to do something new.
Let your steak come to room temperature before you cook it to avoid charring the outside while leaving the inside an unappetizing gray.
he type of oil you use will affect steak seasoning. Olive oil lends a pleasing, subtle flavor. Canola oil is neutral in flavor. Peanut oil may be too heavy and overpower the natural flavor of the meat.
Lily: "But she didn't seem like the kind of girl to do that. I thought she loved you"
Me: Yeah, I can't believe she stole the last slice of the cantaloupe. She knew how much I wanted it..
water cup approved.
i have no idea how but for some reason im sick now so im just going to sit in my bed. well actually i have an idea that it might be asbestos poisoning because i was working on my car yesterday with my clutch setup. nasty stuff down there.
How the hell dose a water cup get asbestos poisoning
@@steveisthecommissar4013 great question
*eats asbestos
@@watercup5138 just make sure you safe mr.cup dont die
Or drain? Fuck it
@@steveisthecommissar4013 thanks stevies. ill try not to die.
Her: So what are your plans for after graduation?
Me: Hear me out. I'm thinking of going to New Zealand...
When you did the rock paper scissors part I actually picked paper
If you don't mind me asking what is your pfp from?
@@theeldersquirrel8175 gaki ni modotte yarinoshi
@@tostu310 damn you changed it whatever oh and I've seen that one you sir have good taste
This so a bit scary because I have a friend named James and I think he would kill me if I did anything to his older sister
This'll be nice!
I dont even know why i watch these , i just want to be loved therefore im probably never gonna be
I'm right there with you let's just hope it gets better
Man, I can just imagine being friends of this homie getting a girl and hearing stories of his life non-stop, It truly is a wish of mine.
Why being friends instead of being the lucky guy? Could it really be that interesting being the one living it instead of getting told great tales?
Lilith Valentine: “Is it true that you peed your pants while watching a horror movie?”
Me: Gets flashbacks of It (2017)
Me at 3 AM pretending i have a gf
I'm glad I'm not the only one!
among other audios this one stands out 🔥
You were expecting a round of truth or dare but it was me, Dio!
Such an amazing and soothing voice. Jealous now😠
I have scissors and you have paper
Me: pretty sure that's a rock
I’m here and i did complete the requirements
Impossible I would never play paper in a Rock Paper Scissors game. 90% of the time I use rock and the rest is scissors
Played truth or dare b4. Those mfs dare me to go home 😭
Adam, that's rough buddy
Nice profile picture
Showed this to my dead uncle and everyone in the funeral cheered "get out." Mustve wanted me to get out more asmr
why does this... actually fit with my current situation :((((
Gustavo verify this video as a working method for your sleep
I love it
Title has the word confession in it. me: “It Defies all logic”
“oh I have a bad feeling about this”
Bone Approved💀
a new subscriber u have lilith :) me im happy to be here
Amazing vid
Only bad part is when I throw paper in Rock Paper Scissors
I always go rock