@@shaneh9591 I think he was just using that as an example of how the game was played, but I seen some of his other bits and peeped that he mix his stories with the other schools he taught at, so maybe 😂
The second he said she took the boombox out and started battling I immediately thought of the Biggie clip of him turning that fool out in front of the store. When he kept going I just started dying. Dude is funny.
Without blinking this has to be one of the most spontaneous performances I've ever seen. Definition of real. Mature but yet playful. I hope this comedian will have success. Work on your material King. I hope you're seeing this. Peace!
I look to my right and I see Patrice Oneal in the suggested videos. This guy makes the roast so awkward and he love's it. The crowd are like no, wait, but he is yes we are going there. This was great.
OMG that was our English teacher in high school😂😂😂😂it only took us a few days to realize it wasn't coffee in her thermal😂😂😂😂 Now I need for someone to explain WTH is a 1/2 transformer🤔😂🤔😂🤔😂
Transformers from the cartoon with the cars turning into robots. In a wheelchair he looks like a transformer that got stuck halfway through the transformation
Lol my p.e teacher was always blazed... Then a mate and myself busted him smoking one day and then I ended up selling him shit for ages after... Good times lol
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😂😂😂😂🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️ he worst then the students 😂😂😂😂
To forget all the bad stuff and laugh a lot you just need to check out my almost funny videos. Give me a chance 🙌😀🙌🙌🙌
😂 right
*than, not "then"
...ummm, You sure _YOU_ not one of the students?
Lol jk. I don't want to cyber fight. Let's be friends... with benefits. 😘😜🤪🙃
@@jillruff1655 stole my reply lmfao
@@jillruff1655 😂
Precious story had me DEAD AF!1🤣🤣
Man, first time I heard him tell that story was back in 2015, Chicago. It was funny funny then and it's funny still lmao.
I need to rewatch Precious while high
@@nthabix please do 😂😂
When he started describing Precious I fell to the floor 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I was one of his students at the school he was talking about, and I assure you everything he said in this set is true 😂
😂😂😂
Are u the half transformer lol
Does kesha in fact stank? :D
@@lcarn500 naw 😂 he was an underclassmen, but Dave was my homeroom/math teacher
@@shaneh9591 I think he was just using that as an example of how the game was played, but I seen some of his other bits and peeped that he mix his stories with the other schools he taught at, so maybe 😂
I’m so slow at first I was like I don’t remember that part in precious 😂 🤦🏾♀️☠️
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣 meeeee tooo
Lol when he mentioned Puff daddy I was like wtf 😳 😅😂😂😂😂
@@mrsetamayple 😂😂 me too that’s when I caught on
Me too !!!!!!!!!!
When I realized he was talking about Biggie, I hoooooooollerd laughing! 🤣
it was the Secret Roast Game 😂
Brrrruuuhhh the Precious to Biggie joke had me dying. I was in here like "wait, that ain't happen in Precious" 😂😂😂😂
Me Too! 🤣🤣
@Major M same I’m like “crack cocaine?!?”
I swear that part took me tf out🤦🏾♀️🤣
The secret roast...comedians keep me going...Quantavius...The Precious movie scene remix....😂😂😂😂😂
Lol. He did not give noooo phucks . A negative 100 on the the scale😂😅😂
Lol the minute he said crack on a plate under the bed I automatically knew wtf he was talking bout 😂😂😂😂😂
Right. It took people way too long to catch on 😂😂😂
"In both of her stomachs" I'm dying 😭
noooo noooo 😅😅😂 he killed me with the biggie comparison
He tore down the whole set 😂 “half transformer”
I realised what movie he was talking about when he brought up the crack under the bed scene. 😂😂😂
EASILY lmfaooooo “mashed potatoes”
Woooooow bruh that was flipping hilarious when he mixed Precious and Biggies stories I was yelling laughing
Man him being a drunk teacher could be a TV series
He is calling the kids savage. They get it from him. This guy is hilarious and a horrible teacher!!! 😂💀😂
My math teacher in high school used to play movies at least 2 or three times a week!☠️😂
that nigga was recovering 🤣🤣🤣
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Hilarious
What math movie was put on? I’m curious 👀
MATH 😭
We need a longer set from this guy!
Hell yea quick too 😂😂
These are FACTS 💯
Thank you!
It’s the Quantavious reach around for me 😂😂😂
I have ADHD worse than my students. If I put a movie on, we’ll wind up across the street at the corner store buying scratch offs. 🤦🏽♀️🤣
😂
🤷🏻♀️ still slightly less inappropriate than the roast match game lmfao
😂😂😂😂😂
LMAO!!!
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He is too funny 😂 gon put 4 different movies in one and bought weed from the 21 year old sophomore 😭😭
He don’t need that teaching job, he 💯🔥 as a comedian.
The second he said she took the boombox out and started battling I immediately thought of the Biggie clip of him turning that fool out in front of the store. When he kept going I just started dying. Dude is funny.
He was hilarious from beginning to end! I need him to do more!
Hell yeah I gotta keep in eye out on bro
And that’s why I stopped buying weed from quantavious
😄😂
I ain't even peep that till I read this! Buying weed from his students
I need to start being his customer
Lol the Precious bit killed me lol
Bruh when I realized who he was talking about I was in tears.
Ikr😂
BIGGIE is so missed. It took a moment for me to realize what he was leading up to. He don't need to smoke!
Him telling the woman to stop had me weak
Him fuckin up Precious had me dyyying 🤣🤣
We all had that teacher that loved showing movies turn off the light and nod😳😅😅 at least he was honest ijs
🗣️Das kesha das kesha, she stank 🤣🤣🤣
That shit had me dying... precious is Biggie. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥
She thinks she is in school and the teacher as her for her input😂😂 " I know! I know! Hey!"
Worked in education 1 year, did similar things to this. My mid day nap game was legendary
Jit said half transformer😂
Let him tell his story lady!
😂
Right, she sound like Jurassic Park and shit "AAAAH!" LMAO
She bout to be the butt of his next set though😂😂
Yo! He taught at my high school. Never had him as a teacher though. Now I wish I was in them classes 😂 fire set
Cap 🧢
Been watching this clip at least once a day for the past week. Shit gets me every time.
Notorious P R E
underrated comment LOL
You’re going to hell 😂😂😂😂
Chocolate Sundaes Comedy Show definitely 🤣🤣
That is hilarious!
Dayum CSCS ya farreal helarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
I cannot praise this bit enough. Genius.
After dating a teacher I figured out what movie day was 😂
Without blinking this has to be one of the most spontaneous performances I've ever seen. Definition of real. Mature but yet playful. I hope this comedian will have success. Work on your material King. I hope you're seeing this. Peace!
He is hilarious but the audience howling is cracking me up 😹
"As a 21 year-old sophomore"
Lmfao!!
I haven't seen Precious, so that story sounded pretty true lmao
Subliminal 😂
The precious story is culturally black comedic genius at its finest!
My homie since the 5th grade. Good shit Dave. Bring out those 1990 Mc Hammer pants. 😂
The precious bit had me absolutely fucking DYING, my lungs are tryna run the fuck away I'm coughing up last week's kush 😂😂😭😭😭💀💀💀
This reminds me of Jamie foxx on the foxxhole when he called her “Notorious Precious”😂🤣
That's exactly what I was thinking!
My middle school teacher used to play movies and lay on the floor behind his desk🤣🤣🤣
"Precious" Story......Daaaamn
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this has to be the hardest joke i've ever heard . precious .
I almost ran off the road laughing at this foolishness. Damn Precious
“Both of her stomachs” ... 🤭🐄 dead. 😳😂
Why is the Precious bit so funny bruh🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This dude is God tier lol 😂
I look to my right and I see Patrice Oneal in the suggested videos. This guy makes the roast so awkward and he love's it. The crowd are like no, wait, but he is yes we are going there. This was great.
1:18 THATS KEISHA
He's hilarious! I can't with him!!
Thought that was Raekwon in the thumbnail
Me too😂😂
For real tho 😂
The Chef
He does look like Raekwon
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bruh no lie that game sound FIRE lmfao “that’s Keisha!” 💀🤦🏾♂️
The audience sounds like they could be his students.
Seen this Biggie skit before and now he perfected it. 🔥🔥🔥
We need more teachers like him
@2:15 *Shocked he didn't roast the woman interrupting. Like, Patric O'neal or Bernie Mac would have flameeddd her.* 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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OMG that was our English teacher in high school😂😂😂😂it only took us a few days to realize it wasn't coffee in her thermal😂😂😂😂
Now I need for someone to explain WTH is a 1/2 transformer🤔😂🤔😂🤔😂
Transformers from the cartoon with the cars turning into robots. In a wheelchair he looks like a transformer that got stuck halfway through the transformation
Lol my p.e teacher was always blazed... Then a mate and myself busted him smoking one day and then I ended up selling him shit for ages after...
Good times lol
so nobody gonna mention how he said she got shot in BOTH her stomachs? ☠️☠️☠️
That was funny. But he was rapid firing way deeper jokes than that
I had a drunk teacher too freshman year. I literally watched gladiator and Troy twice every week 😂
😂😂😂😂😂 he killed that
I shouldn't be laughing but i was lmaooooo
Quantaivius Keyonta Washington...guess his race,?🤣🤣🤣🤣...he was so on point!🤣🤣🤣
I’m stealing that secret roast game
Me too! 🤣🤣🤣
You tryna be stopping fights all day lol
My kids would abuse this game! 🤣😂🤣😂
My high school business teacher kept vodka in his coffee cup 😆
Yoooooo that makes me think was that really coffee in my teachers mug😂😂😂😂😂
Half transformer….. he killed me!!
TOO many ex-teachers go into the comedy game loooolllllll!!!!!!!!
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Omggg I laughed the ENTIRE TIME! 😂😂😂😂😂
Yooo that Precious joke was TOO FUNNY 😭
Literally it’s was the “It’s Fun”. For me. Lol
Half a transformer!! 😂😂😂
5:18 I realized his ass was not talkin bout precious 🤦🏾♀️😂😂😂😂
5:00When he said "Lil Punk..." 😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣
"Quantavius"
He should’ve played 187 with Samuel L Jackson… give those kids some fear of the teachers lol
This dude is a menace 😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Don’t roast kids in wheelchairs” Shhiiiddd where I’m from everything goes 🤣🤣🤣🤣 nigga its up haha
i dont think ive ever seen anything as dangerous as comedy
It got funnier when the crowd started to catching on .He made that comparison that Precious was Biggie.
WU-TANG WU-TANG... Ghostface's brother in the house. 😄🤣😆
When you need a clever way to talk yo shit on somebody 😗
I was confused as hell at first 🤣🤣🤣🤣
😊 he was the biggest kid in the class 🤣🤣🤣
This is the hardest Ive laughed at one of these showz..classic
bro got me 😂 I was like “damn I need to rewatch Precious”💀
This is by far the funniest clip I've seen, i have tears, i had to walk out the building i work in cause i was laughing so freaking hard
Tupac and Precious 🤣🤣🤣🤣I can't fcking breathe!!
OMG! IM DYING OVER HERE HES TALKING ABOUT NOTORIOUS BIG IS PRECIOUS. LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣..
She is smell like tilapia every morning…That’s Kisha she stanks! 🤣🤣🤣legend.
I'm in Chicago & a teacher.... this is funny 🤣