Funny Best Man Speech Elmo
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- FLUFFED THE OPENING LINE. My Best Man Speech at my friends wedding. Good times and one of the greatest fun filled days in my life. A bit of fun and British humour and comedy. Feel free to click LIKE and SHARE. Over 2,500,000 hits so far which is just amazing. Thank you to everybody who has watched, shared and commented. Is it the Greatest Best Man speech ever? I don't think so but hope you enjoy it anyway! All the best.
Banging and screwing 🤣🤣🤣🤣 he properly stiched up his mate, just brilliant
Fuckin Hillarious
How can anyone with a sense of humour, not like this video ? Great speech
Totally agree lol!! COMEDY GOLD!! ;)
Only a best mate could get away with that, well done, pretty funny...
It was a pleasure to watch this mate...
Cheers Rob glad you enjoyed it. ATB.
Peter
Peter of
@@rennyboy123 are they still going strong ace speach
Clay Pigeon Preservation Society (CPPS) hahahaha. Great speech Ian. The opener where you mentioned that you were under pressure to perform because James said you could be his best man at his next wedding if you did a good job had me in bits, as did the "bangin' and screwin' bit.
Cheers Mitch. Really glad you enjoyed it. It was such a great day!! All the best and thanks for sharing!! )))
Number 5 from the list completly killed me hahahahaha
I live in Southampton....😁 I love this speech, I’m currently on a best man/maid of honour speech binge 😂
watched a lot of videos this is by far one if not the best iv seen rennyboy123 you done a cracking job, and the wedding venue looks amazing aswell as bride and groom hope they are living a happy life
Hey Ryan - Cheers for the comment - I did take a while to put the speech together so really glad you liked it. It was a pretty big wedding so I put as much effort into it as possible!!
That first joke was so cold fucking hell
Amazing congratulations to the lovely couple wish you every happiness in the your path of marriage, your best man was unbelievably funny. It was a pleasure to watch part of your wedding day thank you x
Only just discovered this, what an amazing speech...
Wow! Over a million hits! Awesome speech, well done.
Really, really good... I know it's been a while... But I have watched this about 200 times... It is on my favourites. Good job man! I think James is an absolute gentlemen!
Do an update for their Anniversary!!
Top speech renny boy ✌🏻️ it's real and executed near perfect with a slight nervous disposition..exactly how it should be
Brilliant 😂😂
Great speech! Shame some inconsiderate person didn't take their annoying child out of the room. Props to the best man for not allowing it to knock him off his concentration.
The poor guy looks like hes going to pass out before he even stands up haha
I'm only two minutes in, and in tears from laughing... the line about "today's gone by without a ripple"... I may have to steal that. I'm going to be a best-man at a wedding next year.
Brilliant. Had me teary-eyed from laughing so damn hard xD
Love the speech..
He could star in a Richard Curtis movie, easily.
I laughed my arse off!! Wonderful speech mate!)
Nice speech. But I am going to plan an adults only wedding.. No kids... that was crazy annoying. Not the kids fault.. but someone should have the courtesy of taking the crying child out of the room during a speech. Or feed it some rum... instant nap. :)
Brendan Grace Chinese take away
Big Will 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
They should attend to the child.
These UK guys are hilarious
the way the bride look to his groom.... shes totally inlove
Hey, I think it was awesome, I'm openly going to borrow some variations of some ideas but it really let me know the research I need to do on the bride's family and the bride's first encounters. You have great comedic timing gestures this really gives me an optimistic view of my duties to come, Thanks!
+Kenny McKinney Hey Kenny No problem at all and good luck with your speech. Its all in the preparation!!. All the best and hope it all goes well.
very entertaining..! keep it up . e enthusiasm & delivery were cool
Loved it !
this is amazing...cn't stop laughing..
you need to go to Hollywood
great speech you done them proud, I was actually laughing out loud and I don't know any of you lol
Best speech Ive heard. Kudos!
well well well, back again after a year since I commented. Still makes me laugh out loud. "Funny how history repeats itself" gag still floors me? Just realised the DIY bit, banging and screwing, brilliant. Can you tell me if they are still married? I think this was uploaded 12 years ago???? are they still married? would love to know
Ian, you are a legend!
Plenty of DIY with plenty of banging and screwing. LMAO. :-))
Made me laugh out loud a lot...blinding show mate
This was truly awesome 😎
Great speech !
Very good well done.
great job! I howled and laughed lots!
Awesome!!
Have a speech to give in 2 weeks ... great to watch yours .... 5:20 I laughed hard .... well done mate
HAHA AWESOME SPEECH!
Delightful
this is way funnier than the shite i see on the so called stand up comedy shows on tv...all the girls at the fantasy palace...hahahaha...
Great stuff.
love it
Really great speech. I bet many a speech will grab lines from yours. Very well done.
Very funny, chaps punching way above his weight
Bride looks like John Watson's wife on Sherlock (BBC)
more importantly how did the groom bag that? lol
He got the mean pipe game.
excellent british and irish humour. Alot better than the american speeches ive been watching. Did you just have bullet points on the cards or each full story written out
Paul Costello Hi Paul - Thanks for your comment and glad you liked it. I had some parts written in full (The stories mainly) and most parts written as bullet points. I think its important it comes a cross as a speech rather than a reading so I had memorised nearly all of it anyway. Thankfully it all went well!!
The wife looks like Kimberly Perry from The Band Perry
lol awesome :)
He was happy, the expression was him listening and paying attention.
awwwwww so good
Great Speech! Are they still married?
We all need a best friend like him
Can someone hush up the cat in heat? What? OH its a baby?
I might borrow some of those lines,
"and ladies im sure u all agree with me, todays passed by without much of a ripple" lmao favorite line, too amazing
@Paul he was saying how the men would be sad cause a hot woman (and thats an understatement) is no longer available for any other guy but that women would hardly be bothered by james not being available
@Paul The previous thing he said was that it's a sad day for single men because they won't ever get to date or marry the beautiful girl. He said for the single ladies today passed by without much of a ripple meaning nobody cares because the man is ugly lol. A ripple is a small wave that happens as a result when a small object drops into still water
@@michaelma44 man you're so genius! 😄🇵🇭
@Paul "Ripple" is a drink favored by some lower-class folk, and since there was a ban on it at the time, not much of it was going to be consumed. It's history-based; hardly a surprise you'd not get it.
The groom constantly gave a "I'll kick your ass later" look lol
That's the sign of a great bm speech...lol
@@jeffshillcutt6818 & great friendship
Great speech, I've got to be honest I am stealing most of this!!
+jonathan knight - Hey Jonathan, glad you liked it and thanks for commenting. Good luck with your speech!! Still seems like yesterday I gave mine. All the best.
Banging and Screwing hahahahaha ...
all the girls at the fantasy palace
Have you grew up yet? welcome back.
This is a ROAST hahaha
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you can tell how much she loves him by the way she looks at him
AStar Screams No DOUBT... Love it... Brilliant Couple!
10:39 yeah she really loves him alright
@@z00h Yeah, she looked away without realizing it.
Love is: th-cam.com/video/OtiujdK6RpY/w-d-xo.html
@@z00h are you being serious? That's not exactly a look of lust. Women look, observe.. A woman looking you up and down is not necessarily looks of adoration.
aaawwww i thought he was going to speak like Elmo
I gotta say that i watched in silence and tears of laughter , thinking this Groom is losing his will to live .... hahahaha well done mate what a speech , best i have ever heard and trust me i will not be hearing one any better soon ..... TOP MAN
Cheers Cee Jay glad you enjoyed it!!
Cee Jay Tunezy w
Best on youTube, you should hire yourself out as a professional Best Man speech writer!
Thanks so much for your comment!!! Really glad you enjoyed it. All the best.
Amen to that
agreed
rennyboy123 that's good
the bride is gorgeous
+sonie v.kay Yeah, how's he managed to pull that. He must have a few quid in his pocket.
+sonie v.kay she kinda resemble jennamarble from youtube lol...they have a similar smile
sonie v.kay
He looks like Butch from the tv series Gotham
Simple Simon
lol ur so mean!
+Simple Simon Bill Cosby can teach you how
Gotta love " i haven't spoken to my muva inlaw for 18mths, not that i dont likah i just don't wanna interrupt ah" 😂😂
"From all the girls at Fantasy Palace" best gag had me choking.
Top speech, got to do one myself & this is the benchmark. DIY comment cracked me up!
+Mark Gurney Cheers for commenting Mark and good luck with yours. Its all in the preparation. All the Best.
+Mark Gurney i too have to give a best mans speech for my older brother, these help a lot with ideas. im so nervous!!!
rennyboy123
LOL you can tell hes so worried at what his best man is going to say next.
Love is: th-cam.com/video/OtiujdK6RpY/w-d-xo.html
TOTALLY!! 😆
He knows he can't hold water so he will tell it all 🤣
His body language tells it all!!! 5:00mins in to the speech, he’s sweating 😓 and wiping his forehead!!!
She looks a bit nervous too!
People who are polite To your face can't be your best friend
screw the speech. how has he pulled that
bob smith 💵
Money?
Tinder
He's laboriously hung!
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I have only been a best man once, and I was shit! This guy nails it. Loved to have had his confidence.
I think my daughter and her boyfriend will be getting married soon, and I hope, thanks to watching this chap I will be making a good confident Father of the bride speech. Maybe not as saucy though lol.
He wasn't confident though, he was trembling throughout.
The owners of the noisy children should have taken them out...!!...side 😂
This is hilarous. I have been watching this and my brother we couldnt stop laughing. You should be a comedian
Cheers Katie - Glad you enjoyed it and all the best. 550,000+ hits - Im amazed!!!
How are you so funny on the video?
Preparation is the key to any half decent speech. Im a worrier so rather than sit and worry I started writing the speech about 6 months before the wedding and slowly it all came together. Shame about the baby crying but we all had such a fab day ))))
That's good. Hope the married couple have a lovely time together
Public speaking is not easy, you done a great job, your fried should be proud.
it's not the kid it's the numbscully parents who ruined the couples once in a lifetime moment...
I’m not with you !!? Why say that ?
I laughed from beginning to end. THAT is the epitome of a best man's speech.Absolutely fabulous.
7:12 "I can't believe you told that one."
There isn't a best man's speach without an embarrassing story from the past though 😂
The dummy line was magic 😂 I wonder how they are getting on 10 years later, all 4 of them. Need an update video :)
I mean I have a 2 year old child and know you cant always control them but I can sure carry their ass outside. How disrespectful and annoying.
He must have money
can I ask - did you write the whole speech on your cards or did you just write some key words? Great speech mate - well done
Matt Cox Hi Matt - Thanks for your comment and glad you liked it. I had some parts written in full (The stories mainly) and most parts written as bullet points. I think its important it comes a cross as a speech rather than a reading so I had memorised nearly all of it anyway. Thankfully it all went well!!
Matt Cox It's so funny.I also found helpful for father of the bride speeches words of wisdom was Corbandy Wedding Speech Crusher.If you want then you can search on google wedding speeches father of the bride jokes.
+rennyboy123 absolutely immense, well done mate
the bride of honour would have a shit ton of pressure on her..
Yung Xample you don't have bride of honour in the uk
It's not the crying kid's fault in the background, it's the inconsiderate ass of a parent that kept it there and didn't leave the room.
👏👏👏
Obviously its not the kids fault lol
and the loud banging sound that accompanies the baby's crying, like what the hell is that?
@@YaDingus1234 the crazy drunk uncle stomping on the floor thinking he can make the baby laugh
50 cent condom could've saved the trouble!LOL
As the groom was introducing the best man, he stated, "...it gives me immense pleasure to hand over to Ian". Good effort mate, but your face was saying, "....it gives me fear and trepidation to hand over to Ian". But thrilled the bride and groom have the ability to laugh at themselves and positively amazing senses of humor. This vid is so old, no one will ever read it and that's probably for the best. 😁
Love this speech. Thanks for sharing it. PS.........I don't so much blame the kids but my God!.......where are the parents? Do they not know the time and money it takes to get to this point at a wedding? no excuse for the disruptive behavior.
Im going too steal all these jokes if im ever a best man.
Alexander aahahah that was what i was thinking during the whole video ahahah lol
Alexanderɹǝpuɐxǝl∀ You have to wait for James's next wedding I gathered... LOL
This couple does not seem very happy at the Best Man's Jokes ...they were trying but they failed on many occasions by letting the thoughts of I AM GOING TO KICK HIS ASS after this is over look all over their faces ...LMAO
Seriously? It's his best mate, I think the groom knew what he was letting himself in for.
Probably more likely thinking about killing that whinging kid!
the best man apologized after...he kept touching the groom's right shoulder with his left hand to assure him and his bride that its all for fun...
If i was the groom i would of loved it, it was fantastic!
Good speech, and well delivered. There are 3 general elements to a good wedding speech:
1. Intro - welcome everyone and thank them for coming
2. 3 stories - funny, touching, sentimental
3. Wrap - be sure to include what the Bride and Groom want you to say
Be confident, relaxed, practiced, and you’ll deliver a great speech.
Well done.
Funny as fuck!! Well done fella!!
The child managed to cry over 15 minutes and all of the "shhhh shhhh shhhhhhh" did not work. What's that supposed to tell the parents? Right... show finally respect to all the other and leave the room. Anyway, brilliant speech.
wow..this is the speech that EVERYONE , who's ever been best man wished he'd made...I have watched this clip dozens of times and never thought to comment, ..I have got to say , that your a naturally funny guy, with great timing I might add...I agree with all the positive comments that people have made, but what makes this clip so brilliant for me is the way the happy couple both look at you...no amount of money can buy that look, her's says ''oh he's a bit of a bugger '' his says '' I'm gunna kill him ''..but you just know that they both love you....I assume the grooms speech was next, your speech was impossible to follow, poor guy..........none of my comments are very macho I know...but hey ho...I really hope your all still together and still as happy as when this was filmed...somehow even the baby screaming seemed to help put me in the room laughing and clapping along with everyone else
Hi John - really glad you have enjoyed the speech - Thankfully my speech was the last one so James didn't get the chance to get his own back!!! All the best and thanks for taking the time to comment!
rennyboy123 yes it was brilliant !!!
"Bed with her dummy, funny how history repeats itself" ......Hilarious.....
banging and screwing, fucking hell I nearly died.
It's written all over the groom's face, he's wondering what he's going to say next. 😂
Great speech, btw. 😁
The bride is beautiful.
May God bless your marriage. 🙏