monokumaluvsdespair Bruh ok I hate when people start to hate on others for actually enjoying a good ship. Like dude just shut up. Nobody cares ok yeah it’s overrated but still, It’s a good ship that people enjoy. If you dislike it then just zip your lips and let others enjoy Omasai. :]
@@hydraboss361 FIRST OF ALL I- Sorry for interrupting Kokichi. This is Shuichi typing, i had to stop him from getting mad at you for calling him cute and then telling you a better word he would like.
Why is Kokichi perfect for every Dane Cook routine 😂😂 Edit: he should have just not gone at all and called in, and said he was throwing up the entire day. no one will ask questions.
There's no way in this flippin' frick of a world that Kaito would be Kokichi's manager. It should have been the other way around knowing how Kokichi took his classmates for a wild ride throughout the whole game.
Being late because of sleep is the wooooorst! Because you can’t just will yourself awake, when you’re asleep you got NO CONTROL!!! You are literally trapped in your own body, you cannot move if you’re not awake. It’s the worst. Whenever I’d be late, I’d always be straight with my boss; I’d say: “No bullshit, I just overslept. Sorry.” And I think they at least appreciated my honesty, because they never fired me... ;-;
I don't know if I should be laughing over the fact Kokichi's bed looks like its stolen from an anime girl or the fact the story revolves around him being late and trying to *lie* about it, which he always does
In truth, could have easily said that you weren't feeling good and called in sick.... It's one of the most believable excuses as long as you can act the part....
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Of course kokichi is involved in some story with lies
the first thing i thought was his adorable “its a lie!”
"The Salt and Pepper Diner."
Miss Wanna Die. Yes of course it would have lies.
C a u s e I m a l i a r
@@kkichiouoma8630 Yes yes, we can see that. Thank you Ouma.
Hajime Hinata just pointing out the lies. Why?
Cause Ima....
L i e detective
Why is this comment so long-
i want a monokuma clock, damn.
rip your sanity if you ever get that clock lol
I do too I would have a good excuse why I wasn't at school
monoclocka
Whenever it wakes you up it just screams "IT'S PUNISHMENT TIME!"
me to ngl just a dangaronpaa weeb being a dangaronpa weeb
shuichi: You sleep whit a sparkly tedybear.
kokichi: He is my sECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS
1:50
Kokichi: im really strong
Rantaro: you cried about snakes for a good five hours
Kokichi: tHEY HAVE NO LEGS YOU INSENSITIVE BITCH
Himiko: Hello this is your captain speaking
Kokichi: AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING!
Himiko: Quiet Kokichi
Kokichi: *AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHA!*
Kokichi: I'm so tall
Rantaro: You couldnt even reach the top of the fridge to get the god damn fanta.
Kokichi: *WELL IM SORRY THAT IM NOT 5,10*
Actually its OUMA gosh
Now 200 likes ✨\(>o
Kokichi in a perfect nutshell XD
finally
*someone else with a kokichi profile picture*
I like the fact this comment has 666 likes
I agree XD
@@lucac0re I see a lot of them
Fr
“Y-you You didn’t here!? The animals at t-the zoo took hostages! And I was one of the hostages!..”
The gazzels were dancing on my chest...
hes a good liar
@@junebug296 kokichi
The ultimate good liar
@@EzraTheIdiot yea
This was when Ouma was still learning to Lie
*Kokichi can't come up with a lie*
Me: my last brain-cell just exploded
I uhhh
Got shot in the head and had to get surgery you just cant see the scars but i was shot in the head
I see what you’re trying to do Oma
@@ritacamassa uhhhhhhhhhhhh
*Ru-ro*
The day kokichi can't come up with a lie is the day the meteorites are going to come destroy earth 💀💀
Yeah, of course Shuuichi accepts him ;)
It’s over-rated, but In a good way-
I mean, Oma does like Shuichi cannonly so
ngl kokichi would work with shuichi but like i meannn
TH-cam never notifies me until like the third reply but whatever y'all ship I respect your opinions
@@sylvieshuu NO like i do ship oumasai
monokumaluvsdespair Bruh ok I hate when people start to hate on others for actually enjoying a good ship. Like dude just shut up. Nobody cares ok yeah it’s overrated but still, It’s a good ship that people enjoy. If you dislike it then just zip your lips and let others enjoy Omasai. :]
"тaĸe a crap on нιѕ cнeѕт"
*мaĸeѕ poopιng noѕιeѕ*
-oυмa
*why is this comment so funny tf*
How to copy comments asking for a friend
I’m going to kill myself now
The fact your name is kettle face is amazing 😂
Clearly some of y’all have never heard of alarms and it shows-
jokes on you, I sleep through those.
Hehehe
Hey Kokichi can I hug you?
2:08 wow kokichi your room is more cuter then you !
@@hydraboss361 FIRST OF ALL I-
Sorry for interrupting Kokichi. This is Shuichi typing, i had to stop him from getting mad at you for calling him cute and then telling you a better word he would like.
@@gamersylveon1358 maybe
@@kokichioma4997 oooo suichi ok if there is a only word i can say to kokichi is
KOKICHI THE CUTEST PANTA GOD
Kokichi: animals were taking people hostages.....I wAS ONE OF THOSE HOSTAGES...
*Nah I just set everything on fire*
Kaito’s face expressions are perfect for this
Happy birthday kokichi!
Thanks! 👀
Kokichi Ouma teach me how to lieee
@@tammyaltes4142 step one lie
@@kokichioma4997 lmao
@@kokichioma4997 step 2 lie _better_
This is chapter 5 in a nutshell
Kokichi: Why do I hear boss music
i would have just said that i had a major allergic reaction to something and i didn’t feel well enough to leave the house til then
THIS VIDEO OFFICER
THIS IS THE ONE THAT MURDERED ME
*Reads description*
*Sees Dane Cook*
This is going to be some good shit
I was correct
Who’d make kokichi the manager 😂😂 someone insane 😂
im fucking dead
Lol
Rip Kokichi
Google search:
How to make a 5 and a half hour late excuse
I'm always late
Same but I'm 6 years late
Why is this most likely cannon tho XD
THE FUNNIEST PART WAS WHEN HE SAID LIKE, THEN FIRE STARTED COMING OUT OF HIS BACK
IM CRYING
THAT SOUNDS LIKE MONOKUMA THOUGH
Kaito has literally the best sprites 😂
You think 5 hours is late, I was late to school, ment to get up at 6am , I got up at 5pm, school leaves at 3pm, my mum woke me up. -_-
that's not late, that's absent
You weren’t even late you fucking dipped
Wow
Damn-
He should have just said a dentist appointment, great excuse for school
Kokichi tell the fricken truth
I am
@@MB-le9ke no
He's involved in this, and I'm involved in two stories where I get drunk..
Imagine having a monokuma clock and every morning at 8AM it says
,,it'ssss PUNISHMENT TIME!"
A good 5 and a half hour excuse for being late is saying that you were in a car crash or that you accidentally took the wrong bus
Why is Kokichi perfect for every Dane Cook routine 😂😂
Edit: he should have just not gone at all and called in, and said he was throwing up the entire day. no one will ask questions.
5 and a half hours goddamn
I can confirm that this is definitely canon
THIS IS THE BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE-
4:05
i can feel the fear
I USED THAT BEDROOM BACKGROUND FOR MY GACHA-- OH NO
Your clock will now grow little legs and play little clock jokes on you
@@justmovedin fuck
;-;
@@justmovedin CRAP
I love kokichi he is so cute
“ video horizons “
Me: animal crossing new horizons
Kokichi
I CANT BREATHEE HAHAHA
There's no way in this flippin' frick of a world that Kaito would be Kokichi's manager. It should have been the other way around knowing how Kokichi took his classmates for a wild ride throughout the whole game.
Bro this was the biggest mood
He should've just said he was sick. I'm pretty sure he could've gotten off the hook if he said he was really sick
*this is what I’ve been needing.*
Hhhhh now I’m late for work
I had to look up kinkos to make sure it wasn't what I thought it was
This fits Kokichi so damn well
kaito 😂😂
Great edit!~ hahaha
This has nothing to do with anything but I just remembered I share a birthday with Kyoko
Also known as today.
I was 2 hours late for school once-
*Now that's just sad*
Being late because of sleep is the wooooorst! Because you can’t just will yourself awake, when you’re asleep you got NO CONTROL!!! You are literally trapped in your own body, you cannot move if you’re not awake. It’s the worst. Whenever I’d be late, I’d always be straight with my boss; I’d say: “No bullshit, I just overslept. Sorry.” And I think they at least appreciated my honesty, because they never fired me... ;-;
4:15 wtf that actually sounds like Kaito-
Why give it too kokichi tho?
Because he had to lie on why he is late
Because i was the greatest worker
You DID do him justice! It was amazing! XD
Rip Kokichi Oma
first day, first job, 2 hours late
Omg all my dreams
Ah shit I just snorted and it's 130 am. Everyone's asleep. Except me. SHITTTT
Why is Kokichi like this? I mean he told us this story a lot.
This is why you keep a hammer or smth in your bedroom, live in an apartment on the second floor so you have an excuse
for legal reasons this is a joke
This is hilarious
Fr
I don't know if I should be laughing over the fact Kokichi's bed looks like its stolen from an anime girl or the fact the story revolves around him being late and trying to *lie* about it, which he always does
Me after seeing the six finger Kokichi sprite: *>:(*
Okay, but he should’ve just called in sick and said he was continually throwing up, it can happen
4:16 best part!
NEVER
Yeser
danganronpa standup from 5+ years ago is my favourite genre of youtube video
It's at 6 years rn but fr
Let me set it back haha became 3 o.clock in the afternoon
E
I Forgot about the most believable lie;
"I had a car accident and had to have surgery!"
Should have just said his grandma died >:(
...kokichi would do this-
Dude I can lie waaaay better than that! 😋
I would have said i got mugged and had to go.to the police would explain why i didnt have clothes on
I see Avocado, I click
Since when do I work? I think you lying
Why em scared of him but then I'm not I'm confused.
Cute boi
OwO
I thought i heard someone say nee-heehee.
Haha 😂😂😂
1:53
I am the new mana- yes
Who iskazuchi? Maximum kazuchi yes
Why do you have 191 subs ):
Lol
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i thought that guy hated kokichi
Kaito? Well he does now
@@movedchannels7470 LOL
i mean their personalities in-game are not real, so we are not sure if Kaito would hate him pregame.
@@sugarqcoat that makes sense 🤣
In truth, could have easily said that you weren't feeling good and called in sick.... It's one of the most believable excuses as long as you can act the part....
This whole story is probably a lie.
nishishishi~ you got me.. 😈
@@freebryykokichi, what the heck.
Nishishi
xD wtf?