You see, if this was me as an 8 year old, I probably would never figured that out and thought the message meant to keep drinking Ovaltine for more clues. Lol
A crummy commercial. Son of a Bitch. That is ( literally ) my favorite quote from Ralphie in this Amazing , Wonderful & Classic Movie. Thats also the kind of language I used when I was a kid to. Merry Christmas 🎅
For an eight year old, he uses his language mor appropriately than most teenagers today. I love how he only said FUCK when his father knocked the bolts out of his hand when changing a tire, as that is very important and stressful and something they NEED to change the tire. The only other time he swears is here, when his childhood radio character dupes him into an advertisement like its some kind of mystery game. VERY fucking appropriate use of language 😂
I met the receiving end of my dad's belt the day my second grade teacher called my parents to tell them that I had used a bad word. She didn't specify what and they didn't ask. The word? Butthole. Turns out that beating the fear of God into someone tends to make them polite, but that's very alienating in a world where everyone else swears like a sailor and you talk like a character from Barney & Friends.
I remember noticing that too. It also uses another piece of music common in SpongeBob and other cartoons (the love theme from Tchaikovsky's Romeo and Juliet ballet) when Ralphie imagines his teacher giving him an A+ on his theme. (I happen to really like that piece of music, BTW). It also features the same music from an adaptation of Hamlet in several scenes. So they leaned heavier on adaptations of Shakespeare in the music than you mighty expect.
That's just like a little brother. Never has to go to the bathroom any other time, but when you are in there, THAT is always the time when THEY need to go.
Ralphie’s mom: *heard this as she screamed in horror* *RALPHIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* The next night............ Ralphie: *has his mouth with a soap bar Lifebuoy again*
Why like not scary at all? *Ralphie cursed again I shouldn't be saying this but Son of a bich* Now what if his mom heard that you would know what would happen! Ralphie Angry?
Mrs. Parker: Ralphie! Randy’s gotta go! Ralphie: I’ll be right out, for crying out loud! Me: If Randy has to go, take him to the bathroom at the nearest Texaco gas station! 😂😂😂
It was also used in the pilot episode of South Park where Stan sees his dream girl, Wendy Testaburger at lunch. Then Cartman starts picking on him. LOL.
Back in the days before online shopping, you can mail order novelty items from magazines, comic books which a lot of them are cheap junk. The early Simpsons episode had Bart ordering a spy camera which actually works.
Yup, and in the 50s and 60s as well houses had only one bathroom(at least most did.) How ironic if you think about it, considering large families, with like eight or ten children or even more kids were quite common in the early 20th century.
I'm sorry but I got to say this. It kills me when Ralphie says - " Son of a Bitch " & the way he says it. IT'S HILARIOUS. MERRY CHRISTMAS RALPHIE !!! 👍🏻
I watched this movie thousands of times during my lifetime and I just noticed (maybe) an Easter egg. When Ralphie is decoding the message, the first word he says is "Be" followed by an "S." "Be" and "S," or "BS." And of course, the secret message is just an ad. In other words, "BS." Get it? Maybe I'm looking into it too much.
@@MrJamieMurph4141969 And this film is set even earlier, around 1940 or so. Fun fact: my house was originally built some time in the late 1800s/early 1900s, but was expanded later on (some time between the 1950s and 1970s, I think), but it originally only had one bathroom that was relatively small. The expansion included a larger bathroom, however (in fact, I'm in it right now typing this comment on my phone). I'm glad to have two because it prevents situations like this. My family bought it somewhere between 1978 and 1980 inclusive, and I was born in the 90s, so I have lived in it my entire life to date. And fortunately, both bathrooms are on the ground floor. I can't imagine how annoying it would be for the only bathrooms to be on the second floor (like in this scene) or basement level.
One of the funniest scenes, There was actually one radio broadcast that became infamous here in Grovers Mill New Jersey that being Orson Welles broadcast of War Of The Worlds on Halloween 1938 which freaked the country out thinking it was a real martian invasion
the horror music was also in an episode of beavis and butthead where they were at the drive in theatre and got chased by the lady they saw in the back of a vehicle.
Thing is, if you have the actual decoder pin (which was actually real thing, and they used a real one in the movie as a prop), and you write down what the guy on the radio actually says... And you follow the instructions EXACTLY the correct way (Ralphie does it the wrong way), the message is gibberish and actually says "WKBGAOKSPZWZVGA". What Ralphie does wrong is he writes down some wrong numbers and he also sets it to B12 instead of B2 like the radio guy said to do... If you do it Ralphie's way with the numbers that actually get said on the radio, it becomes "BESURHEIDNBNKUR" which starts out as the message he got, but quickly deviates.
My reaction when a TH-camr posts an emotional supposedly personal from the heart video and then suddenly they perk up and start telling you about this random crap they're selling.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob Squarepants! SpongeBob SquarePants! Absorbent and yellow and porous is he. SpongeBob SquarePants! If nautical nonsense be somethin' ya wish. SpongeBob SquarePants! Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish. SpongeBob SquarePants! Ready? SpongeBob SquarePants, SpongeBob SquarePants, SpongeBob SquarePants, SpongeBob SquarePaaants!
@@nikkicrue OK just checking! Lol! Ralphie said *Son of a bich* Probably because he was angry and he was In privacy with his kid brother bothering him same with his mom!
Sounds like his mom was observant enough to know Ralphie didn't need to USE the bathroom, but was IN the bathroom because he felt he needed to privacy to write something down.
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"A crummy commercial. Son of a bitch." Classics never die LOL!
1:25 WHAT THE HELL WHY HE SAY THAT
You see, if this was me as an 8 year old, I probably would never figured that out and thought the message meant to keep drinking Ovaltine for more clues. Lol
He’s 9
I could’ve been 11 and still would’ve thought the same way!
@@Random1155-h2u Peter Billingsley was 13 when the movie was made
@@michaelsaunders1400 I thought he was 12 when it was made
@@LeeGee Did I ask?
A crummy commercial. Son of a Bitch. That is ( literally ) my favorite quote from Ralphie in this Amazing , Wonderful & Classic Movie. Thats also the kind of language I used when I was a kid to. Merry Christmas 🎅
It's my favorite too!!!
Dude, everyone ALWAYS asks me why I laugh at that line so hard 😆 🤣. It's the delivery!
For an eight year old, he uses his language mor appropriately than most teenagers today. I love how he only said FUCK when his father knocked the bolts out of his hand when changing a tire, as that is very important and stressful and something they NEED to change the tire. The only other time he swears is here, when his childhood radio character dupes him into an advertisement like its some kind of mystery game. VERY fucking appropriate use of language 😂
1:16 You can watch the moment he turns from a naive young boy to a grumpy old man in real time.
Wiser. You always get wiser when you've been had. Ralphie realized he'd just been had.
the innocence leaves his eyes in real time
"I went out to face the world again. Wiser." God, this movie is so hilariously well written.
haha i think I need to rewatch it. I didn't really pick up on all the little parts like this when I was _idunno,_ twelve?
I'm pretty sure a lot of these lines are taken verbatim from the book.
I don't think it's possible to ever get sick of watching this. By the way... the 24 hrs marathon of this better still exist...
No worries.
it's the internet; you can make a 24-hour marathon of anything
Every year, saint Ted of Turner blesses us with this film for 24 hours.
in this time period for crying out loud was one of the worst things you could say to people it was like a swear word
back then anything that wasn't golly, gosh, or gee whiz was considered profanity
@@joshuacarlisle2804 I used to get in trouble for saying fart!
That must be why my grandparents never said it.
I met the receiving end of my dad's belt the day my second grade teacher called my parents to tell them that I had used a bad word. She didn't specify what and they didn't ask. The word? Butthole. Turns out that beating the fear of God into someone tends to make them polite, but that's very alienating in a world where everyone else swears like a sailor and you talk like a character from Barney & Friends.
@@joshuacarlisle2804 a better time
Who else thinks of Mr. Krabs’ first dollar when they hear the music in the background???
Me!
Me too.
I was the one who drew that with a green Crayola
@@chickenvasquez78 what?
@@Deidara188 I'm playing. It was Patrick who drew the happy face on Mr. Krab's first dollar
This music is from SpongeBob when he's trying to see Patrick's secret box lmao
And when Mr. Krabs sees that SpongeBob and Patrick got paint on his first dollar. Remember that?
I remember noticing that too. It also uses another piece of music common in SpongeBob and other cartoons (the love theme from Tchaikovsky's Romeo and Juliet ballet) when Ralphie imagines his teacher giving him an A+ on his theme. (I happen to really like that piece of music, BTW). It also features the same music from an adaptation of Hamlet in several scenes. So they leaned heavier on adaptations of Shakespeare in the music than you mighty expect.
That's just like a little brother. Never has to go to the bathroom any other time, but when you are in there, THAT is always the time when THEY need to go.
This is the best scene in the entire movie
Best scene: "Frah-gee-lay. Must be Italian."
This was just like my reaction to the Lost series finale.
And Game of Thrones, probably (I liked both finales, personally)
@@alexandregingras1622 don’t stop believing don’t stop…. Cut to black.
@@alexandregingras1622 Me too.
_Literally_ the ending of Mad Men. A crummy commercial.
I wonder if the directors kept the message secret from the actor playing Ralph. The look on his face is too real.
Yup Mr Peanbutter it is and love your show
@@Johnlindsey289 which show?
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1:25 At least his momma didn’t put soap in his mouth that time.
Ralphie’s mom: *heard this as she screamed in horror* *RALPHIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
The next night............
Ralphie: *has his mouth with a soap bar Lifebuoy again*
PewDiePie's mom never did!
Where on Earth did he hear that word
@@spidertubethecoolguy2576 wonder if he would put the blame on Flick that time, or blame Shwartz again.
she probably turned ralphie into a bar of lifebuoy
0:57 we've all had this experience.
This scene and the C+ scene used to give me nightmares.
Ross DiamondThief, I get the C+ scene, but what kind of nightmares did this give you?
Which scene was that
Why like not scary at all? *Ralphie cursed again I shouldn't be saying this but Son of a bich* Now what if his mom heard that you would know what would happen! Ralphie Angry?
Ralphie: "A crummy commercial?"
Me: "Well, what were you expecting it to be, huh?"
If it's more convenient lottery ticket numbers?
If I talked like this to my parents I would be in a full body cast.
And if you watch the full movie he literally gets his mouth washed out with soap for saying the F-word.
I would've got a smack in the mouth for saying the f word forget the soap lol
0:41 what if Ralphie's in the middle of taking a dump?? Tell Randy to pee in a bottle
Sure, what else could he do?
XXXDDDD LMAO
Yeah! Your right ✅
This movie reminds me of the best times of my life...
Be sure *not* to drink your Ovaltine if you are lactose intolerant!
Mrs. Parker: Ralphie! Randy’s gotta go!
Ralphie: I’ll be right out, for crying out loud!
Me: If Randy has to go, take him to the bathroom at the nearest Texaco gas station! 😂😂😂
Or tell him to go outside
@@tmmaston I was just about to say that, thank you!
@@tmmastonit’s too cold out. 🥶🌨️
A Crummy Commercial SON OF A BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Homer: watch your mouth your little smart a**
I went out to face the world again...wiser.😤😤😤🤬🤬🤬
BE SURE TO DRINK YOUR Ovltine ! A crummy commerical ! Been there
He was so damn done when he figured out what the hell the message was. 😩😩😩😩
I love that this is gonna be future SpongeBob Music 😂
SpongeBob music
this is the orignal music...
The romantic fantasy music used when Ralphie imagines getting an A+++++++ on his theme was also used on SpongeBob.
It was also used in the pilot episode of South Park where Stan sees his dream girl, Wendy Testaburger at lunch. Then Cartman starts picking on him. LOL.
1:25 Ice Cube and Chris Tucker: (Both) DAMN!
1:25: Son of a b***h.
CharlieandTheChocolateFactoryFan1965 correct
oh crap nuggets
Homer: watch your mouth little smart a**
Its the delivery of the 'Be...sure...to...drink...your....oval....tine' that gets me
That and the “son of a bitch”
Ovaltine?!?!? That's gold, Jerry! Gold!
Ah, the great Kenny Banya!
How did he not notice when he got to "DRINK"?
He was overcome with excitement at his having translated the secret code.
🤷♀️🤷♀️
So why do they call it Ovaltine? The mug is round, the jar is round...they should call it Roundtine!
Back in the days before online shopping, you can mail order novelty items from magazines, comic books which a lot of them are cheap junk. The early Simpsons episode had Bart ordering a spy camera which actually works.
Thank you TBS. You are awesome. Now you just need Saved By The Bell and Gilligan's Island clips. Lol
My brother and I love this movie my mom wouldn’t let us watch it when we were kids now were adults we do 🤣🤣
Lmao! After seeing so many Ovaltine commercials I asked my mom to buy some and it wasn't good. Chocolate milk is better!
It’s good for you though. That was the selling point for parents, lol.
@@anticom6099 crummy drink! Lol
@@V.E.R.O. Ovaltine is made of malt (like Milo). You're probably just not used to malt chocolate.
@@_Just_Another_Guy No, I'm not. I grew up drinking milk and coffee only.
Funnily enough, I remember I drank ovaltine when I was about Ralphie’s age, nine and ten.
When Ralphie's mom kept telling Ralphie to hurry, it made me wonder if that was the only bathroom in the house.
Not only that, his mom doesn’t even appear in that scene. Randy is the one on the other side of the door 🤣
@@dillontrainvids25 I see.
I’m pretty sure most houses back in the late 30s/early 40s only had one bathroom (if they even had one).
From the time period that is correct.
Yup, and in the 50s and 60s as well houses had only one bathroom(at least most did.) How ironic if you think about it, considering large families, with like eight or ten children or even more kids were quite common in the early 20th century.
Literally me everytime I get excited about something only for it to crumble I hear this kids voice utter that in my head 😂😂😂
Him cursing is the best 😂
I'm sorry but I got to say this.
It kills me when Ralphie says - " Son of a Bitch " & the way he says it.
IT'S HILARIOUS.
MERRY CHRISTMAS RALPHIE !!! 👍🏻
I watched this movie thousands of times during my lifetime and I just noticed (maybe) an Easter egg. When Ralphie is decoding the message, the first word he says is "Be" followed by an "S." "Be" and "S," or "BS." And of course, the secret message is just an ad. In other words, "BS." Get it? Maybe I'm looking into it too much.
Uh ya...
That was easily the best, "Son of a b**ch", ever! 😆 🤣
Ah, the joys of only having one bathroom in your house...
That’s horror movie status for me 😮
That was the way houses were back in the day, and in the 50s and 60s. I know this from my parents, as they had grown up in such houses, naturally.
@@MrJamieMurph4141969 And this film is set even earlier, around 1940 or so. Fun fact: my house was originally built some time in the late 1800s/early 1900s, but was expanded later on (some time between the 1950s and 1970s, I think), but it originally only had one bathroom that was relatively small. The expansion included a larger bathroom, however (in fact, I'm in it right now typing this comment on my phone). I'm glad to have two because it prevents situations like this. My family bought it somewhere between 1978 and 1980 inclusive, and I was born in the 90s, so I have lived in it my entire life to date. And fortunately, both bathrooms are on the ground floor. I can't imagine how annoying it would be for the only bathrooms to be on the second floor (like in this scene) or basement level.
Merry Christmas 🎄 2020
when Ralphie wrote decoder Footsteps of Horror played
1:25 lol
Did you two, get paint all over me first dollar?
And then, did you draw on it with crayon?
Hahahahaha obviously orphan Annie has a sense of humour!
so much for privacy
1:25 WHAT THE HELL HE SAY THAT
I can sum up my Navy Career as a Cryptolgist with this clip.
I like my privacy and all, but constant banging on the door really ticks me off.
Haha I didn't even need a decoder thank's Ralphie for sharing 👊🏽👍🏽
i dont know if im old... but dam it this movie will always be in my heart...so cute and funny
You’re experienced, this movie is timeless.
0:36 very funny
Does Anyone Know The Music Track For This Part.
Footsteps of horror It also plays In SpongeBob
What is this song called at 0:01?
Music from SpongeBob.
You know what I just realized? Ralphie forgot to leave spaces in between the words.
He didn't know where the spaces were until he wrote it down and read it back.
Yeah intresting
A crummy commercial? Son of a bitch!
Total rip off!
One of the funniest scenes, There was actually one radio broadcast that became infamous here in Grovers Mill New Jersey that being Orson Welles broadcast of War Of The Worlds on Halloween 1938 which freaked the country out thinking it was a real martian invasion
Damn you Orphan Annie!!!!!
Yeah now Ralphie is angry That's why he said *son of a bich*
Not his fault
after this scene the mom breaks the leg lamp
Right.
Fun fact if you didn’t know
The kid Who plays Ralf in a Christmas story is the guy Ming Ming from elf 2003 😊
Fun fact Ralph he said a cuss word SpongeBob said a cuss word
Why does he have to do it in the bathroom??? 0_o lmao
It's the only room in the house where a boy of 9 could sit in privacy and decode.
Clader213 ohhh ok that makes more sense
In all seriousness, the bathroom (often singular) even in larger family houses, was often the only door with a lock on it.
@@Clader213 Yeah I guess so. P.S: I'm 9 just like ralphie!
Oh my goodness! Sandra Oh loves A Christmas Story!
More Ovaltine, please!
Heh heh, I remember those commercials. Up until some time when I was in middle school Ovaltine was the only way my mom could get me to drink milk.
@@hotwax9376 So did I.
Hello rogue friends
trying to figure out the code how about you
the horror music was also in an episode of beavis and butthead where they were at the drive in theatre and got chased by the lady they saw in the back of a vehicle.
Wait it was horror music?
@@sebastianshow9065 I believe so.
Training for Wheel of Fortune wasn't invented yet. 😂
Thing is, if you have the actual decoder pin (which was actually real thing, and they used a real one in the movie as a prop), and you write down what the guy on the radio actually says... And you follow the instructions EXACTLY the correct way (Ralphie does it the wrong way), the message is gibberish and actually says "WKBGAOKSPZWZVGA". What Ralphie does wrong is he writes down some wrong numbers and he also sets it to B12 instead of B2 like the radio guy said to do... If you do it Ralphie's way with the numbers that actually get said on the radio, it becomes "BESURHEIDNBNKUR" which starts out as the message he got, but quickly deviates.
Old-fashioned toilet with a pull chain. Check behind the tank. Tessio's men taped a revolver up there.
My reaction when a TH-camr posts an emotional supposedly personal from the heart video and then suddenly they perk up and start telling you about this random crap they're selling.
Remember never say that b thing
Right
Or worse do not said the queen mother world of bad it very bad I'm just trying tell guys not a good idea at all no
*PewDiePie has left the chat*
what's the music in the background?
just a dramatic theme
It sounds like music from "Spongebob"
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
SpongeBob Squarepants!
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he.
SpongeBob SquarePants!
If nautical nonsense be somethin' ya wish.
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish.
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Ready? SpongeBob SquarePants,
SpongeBob SquarePants, SpongeBob SquarePants, SpongeBob SquarePaaants!
Footsteps of horror from spongebob squarepants
Robert Malone sent me 💉
Lol I’d be more concern about the lead in the toy they sent him hahaha
1:25 imagine that Ralphie's mom would hear him say the swear word.
He would get life buoy again.
It's this scene when you find out the movie was set in 1940.
Right, because the year 1940 is on the back of the decoder pin.
I asked a Russian or Ukrainian what they said & they told me "make sure you drink your Ovaltine" that's how I got here
I wonder if Don Draper would approve of this ad campaign.
Every time I think of Qanon I think of this scene haha.
I don't understand the rush for Ralphie to get out of the bathroom. Don't tell someone to rush when they're taking a shit, it's common courtesy.
He was up to something else and that was Randy’s problem, not his.
His mom is always on his case in favor of coddling her baby Randy.
Me at the end of One Leaves
Is it just me, or is the “E” in the “be” that Ralphie wrote down uppercase when the camera is zoomed out and lowercase when the camera is zoomed in?
Who is the radio announcer in this movie??
Why doesn’t Randy just go to a downstairs bathroom?
It’s the 1940s, they probably had one bathroom
The first thing I noticed was that he’s a lefty.
I’m a lefty too, it’s fun to notice these things with actors!
Whoops sorry I thought you were saying the Christmas story was crummy😅
Classic!
Do they only have on bathroom? Or is "The Old Man" taking a dump?
You mean do they only have
*One* Bathroom?
@@sebastianshow9065 yeah oops😂
@@nikkicrue OK just checking! Lol! Ralphie said *Son of a bich* Probably because he was angry and he was In privacy with his kid brother bothering him same with his mom!
YOU CANT SEE HOW SHE WORKED YA ALL UP IN HER OVALTINE. NOW SHE MOVED ON TO BIGGER DRINKS.❤️🥛
MGSV in a nutshell
A crummy body double?? Son of a bitch....
my favorite movie 😂❤
Sounds like his mom was observant enough to know Ralphie didn't need to USE the bathroom, but was IN the bathroom because he felt he needed to privacy to write something down.
Who Cambridge Analytica thinks we are. And we are.
Who is Robert Malone
A bad ass with a sense of humor! 😹🤩
This movie has the perfect recipe for viral content today. It’s perfect for its terribleness.
It’s my favorite movie lol.
WHAT IS THE NAME OF THIS SONG