@@swindler04yeah now he can't temporarily glue himself to the ground and take sharper turns while driving with an specific character that appears in like 20% of the game
"Why haven't I questioned this before now" Because you constantly use the power to make driving faster and easier. You interrupt every line of dialogue while driving as franklin
When I play gta, I choose not to use the special abilities (partly cause I forget they’re there) so this was entertaining watching Matt struggle to play how I usually play.
♐️👱🏻♂️ WOAAAAAH!!!! Golden Experience Requiem! You will never reach reality 👱🏼 👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊 👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊 MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA WRYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I read this only 10 minutes into the video; very quickly started doubting it, no way all these losses and only 15 minutes behind his personal best time in a game of 11,000 hours. Safe to say, I very much look forward to the next time he goes for world record (I'm pretty sure I remember him saying he planned to, but don't quote me for your own sake).
@@thedemolitionmuniciple i dont think he can get a WR anymore cuz he would need to grind for months and months and as a content creator its just not viable enough but i think his goal should be sub 6
honestly, because of how close this was too a normal speedrun, and because the lighter editing, it feels kind of like a new age classic darkviper video... like idk, it was a little nostalgic to watch
I love at 35:07 about how he points out the Theft in Grand Theft Auto.. Like.. the whole title would’ve been fine, it’s literally stealing cars specifically
It so weird to see comments from 15 hours ago when this video only officially came out now EDIT: ik it’s because of members, it just feels weird seeing old comments on a video that was supposed to be just posted
when im play online and restart and thus reset your stats i always prioritize flying whenever i can because it is definitely the one that effects you the most
34:40 Nice sunny day in Los Santos, not a cloud in the sky, perfect day for the beach. DarkViperAU as he manically speeding down a popular walkway on the beach: “There’s a lot of people here for some reason. 🤔 🤨 “
Matto must be immortal. He always talks about how hasn’t done some thing in a million years. At 37:33 he said he’ll lose 800 years from the drive alone. I wonder how old he really is
Martine creating another banger of a video. Keep up the amazing editing- love the new healthbar zoom in the middle of the screen! Overall the bunch of funny edits too XD
A kangaroo literally escaped from a zoo a mile from where i live today, so it must be fate that a random australian guy uploads a GTA V video on that same day...
holy moly, its really interesting seeing you do a bunch of chaos, pacifist, no hit etc and then seeing you go back to a "regular" run. love watching it all
When your game crashed at 1:05:35 and the BSOD popped up I did the usual nose exhale at the extent of the joke, until I realized that it was my computer that threw the BSOD, and I am now back here like 3 hours later after finally (hopefully) getting everything fixed lmao
I like how there are major time jumps, the video skips over so many missions, it is an unnecessary speed run, there is fast paced music, AND THE VIDEO IS STILL 1 HOUR AMD 18 MINUTES LONG 😭😭😭
This dude has to be world's best comedian, and i'm not even kidding. Last time i've heared a comedian that was funny, he was a Russian, not a Romanian like me or an American.
Yeah remember when chaos has given me no stats it's absurd, most the stats you can barely even feel, no stamina is noticeable and a wee annoying and then there's flying... where the difference is night and day, like you click a button it reacts 5 seconds later, you keep doing random shit, like the flying no stats is absurd.
Remember that some people when they first time played this game didn't knew about special abilities(including me, i couldn't beat MrPhilips, and I started looking for healthpacks)
So you’re telling me I wasted all those hours maxing out my stats in the first mission?
😂
But you can climb ladders faster
max stats reference lol
Hours jogging around to build stamina.
mario prolly faster to max that swimming first still
hell yeah an hour of the australlian man beating a game slightly faster than usual
My favorite
with a twist!
@@swindler04yeah now he can't temporarily glue himself to the ground and take sharper turns while driving with an specific character that appears in like 20% of the game
Slightly fastee than usual but a bit slower than what he usually does
In the most special way possible, it’s glorious
Kudos to the editor. Not easy to condense almost 7hours of streaming into a such a short and enjoyable video.
:)
the guy doing subtitles through the entire video is crazy too
@@1_43erm... what the sigma? 🤓☝️☝️🤓☝️🤓🤓☝️🤓☝️
There were videos where editors had to edit even more hours of footage
@@Chill-zen point?
Matto:Talking about witness protection
Michael:"Calling"
37:58
Matto dared to summon Michael, the king of WP
S-Tier thumbnail
The viperious thumbnail of all time
They changed it, now the joke is ruined
@@boneheadedfellow I also still have the old one in my feed despite not being a member.
How? It's mid
I agree it looks amazing
"Why haven't I questioned this before now" Because you constantly use the power to make driving faster and easier. You interrupt every line of dialogue while driving as franklin
☝️🤓 erm... actually
No, its true
Love the thing the editor did here 1:11:40 10/10 did not expect that at all
WE JUST NEED MORE MONEY, ARTHUR
ARTURD, I have a plan.
have some goddamn FAITHH!!
JUST ONE LAST SCORE!!
WE'RE GONNA HARVEST MANGOES IN TAHITI!
56:33
Matto:
-Knows stamina damage removes phone
-Sets up ledge grab
-Walks to not waste stamina
-Runs anyways and fails
-"It's impossible"
11:54
calling Lester: ddddd ddddd
Lester: A-
*Hangs up phone*
DarkViper: Good talk Lester.
Vechooook
When I play gta, I choose not to use the special abilities (partly cause I forget they’re there) so this was entertaining watching Matt struggle to play how I usually play.
i love it when daddyviperAU whips it out and slaps his cam with it
📷🤨
♐️👱🏻♂️ WOAAAAAH!!!!
Golden Experience Requiem!
You will never reach reality
👱🏼
👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊
👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊
MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA
MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA
MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA
MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA
MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA
MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA
WRYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wtf
69th like
What.
35:05 I love that it points to theft instead of the full name
Because like, Theft is illegal and I'm illegal
Because like, Theft is illegal and I'm illegal
Because like, Theft is illegal and I'm illegal
46:45 eiyoo boys, Matto triggered the famous phrase of OHKO!😂🤣
I like how perfectly timed at 4:46 when Franklin fell cause of his stamina and made it looked like he tripped on the curb
15 minutes behind your PB in a meme run.. jesus christ that pb is outdated
Yeah I noticed he didn’t do too badly on Trev% too
I read this only 10 minutes into the video; very quickly started doubting it, no way all these losses and only 15 minutes behind his personal best time in a game of 11,000 hours.
Safe to say, I very much look forward to the next time he goes for world record (I'm pretty sure I remember him saying he planned to, but don't quote me for your own sake).
@@thedemolitionmuniciple i dont think he can get a WR anymore cuz he would need to grind for months and months and as a content creator its just not viable enough but i think his goal should be sub 6
@@HyperAva88 I think he already talk about it before. Grinding for WR require full-time dedication, and he would rather spend his time making content
He just needs to commit to a full run and aim for top 25 or top 10 or something. At least get a score down before GTA 6
Alternate title for this video could be: "Matto forgets that he cannot use special abilities 97 times"
Gahoook
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I think the craziest part of this whole run was how you kept yourself from mentioning that you couldn't use the powers at all! Great video!
Ned Luke yells at his dog: “AYYYYY CÁLLATE OVER THERE”😭😭😭💀
i read that in michaels voice
i've been in witness protection
@@HECKproductionsgood that’s the point
honestly, because of how close this was too a normal speedrun, and because the lighter editing, it feels kind of like a new age classic darkviper video... like idk, it was a little nostalgic to watch
I love at 35:07 about how he points out the Theft in Grand Theft Auto.. Like.. the whole title would’ve been fine, it’s literally stealing cars specifically
1:50 Trevor didn't wanna hear the excuses 😂
39:41 "murder's wrong" 2 seconds later shoots someone in the face "beautiful"
3:27 based yakuza 3 reference
We gotta get him to play yakuza one day
4:06 Lamar got that Michael Jackson in him
25:55 Looks like I'm NOT changing my habits then.
Hell yeah I wanna be basket from guilty gear. She's so cool!!!
25:55 I'd say that's good news but looks like Davey doesn't see it the same.
Only miss the light when its burnimg low, only miss the sun when it starts to snow, only miss franks magic when your driving slow.
RAYER WITH A NEW TREVOR% WR TODAY, THE 10 MONTH RECORD FINALLY BROKEN
The editor is ON POINT
We appreciate you so much, Editor Person
:)
46:46 that scream brought me memories lmao
the SMT boss music at 27:52 caught me way off guard.
battle b2 jumpscare
It so weird to see comments from 15 hours ago when this video only officially came out now
EDIT: ik it’s because of members, it just feels weird seeing old comments on a video that was supposed to be just posted
Members
@@velocity7786 no
@@Blxzxy wdym no
@@velocity7786 yesn't
@@velocity7786 yeah ik, it just feels weird to me to see old comments only 1 min after posting
At 27:39 he didn't miss the shot, he actually hit the gun that Michael is holding.
No hit zero stats would go hard
dying from sprinting for slightly too much would be funny. matto would just have to walk calmly at some point
when im play online and restart and thus reset your stats i always prioritize flying whenever i can because it is definitely the one that effects you the most
4:19 seeing Lamar get punched without knowing it was a strat made me laugh so hard.
“Poggy Woggies, SHUT UP, Let’s bounce” had me ROLLING😂😂😂
45:27 sorry Matt, but I can't hold my laugh at this one, failed beyond failed 😂🤣
Skill Issue Speedrun
An actually funny comment
Skillissue%
Stat issue
"GTA V but you literally have a skill issue"
34:40 Nice sunny day in Los Santos, not a cloud in the sky, perfect day for the beach.
DarkViperAU as he manically speeding down a popular walkway on the beach: “There’s a lot of people here for some reason. 🤔 🤨 “
LMAO 1:11:45 Whoever this editor is, know that, you made my evening.
I burst out of laughter and never laughed so long in a long while!
Thank you
:)
Matto must be immortal. He always talks about how hasn’t done some thing in a million years. At 37:33 he said he’ll lose 800 years from the drive alone. I wonder how old he really is
14:07 what did Michael say well he was falling?!
I don't know why this part made me laugh for 5 minutes straight 11:54 😭
I don't know man, i think the stats are pretty important for the game of gta5.
I couldn't stop myself from dancing at 22:39 LOL😂
Martine creating another banger of a video. Keep up the amazing editing- love the new healthbar zoom in the middle of the screen! Overall the bunch of funny edits too XD
After the intro he should say; “let us commence forth”.
A kangaroo literally escaped from a zoo a mile from where i live today, so it must be fate that a random australian guy uploads a GTA V video on that same day...
Same my town too lol wild running down the highway
The SMT4 music is great, hell yeah to the editor or whoever adds the music in.
holy moly, its really interesting seeing you do a bunch of chaos, pacifist, no hit etc and then seeing you go back to a "regular" run. love watching it all
10:35 Raise for the editor for that Ned section
I did NOT expect to see my beloved Bridget at 25:55 :333
Whoever edited this, awesome job. I want this style for every matto vid
It's crazy I don't even play GTA at the moment but these videos are always s tier
0:26 you can always say "Lettuce begin"
martincitopants does that for his intros. Lately he's been having editing in pictures of lettuce into his intros which is pretty funny
@@weremutt8i think that was the reference tbh
35:02 that poor viewer never noticed the “theft” in the title spent their whole play though buying every car they wanted to use
I love that matto keeps using music from the Simpsons hit & run 😊😂
38:22 If he came a second later, that deer would have clobbered him.
so basically how my friend played the whole game without knowing about stats and abilities
“Who put that corpse there? 😅” lol 7:14
Gta 5 but the characters are playing as matto
46:46 loved this moment
The best part about no stats is how the characters just occasionally face plant for no reason
When your game crashed at 1:05:35 and the BSOD popped up I did the usual nose exhale at the extent of the joke, until I realized that it was my computer that threw the BSOD, and I am now back here like 3 hours later after finally (hopefully) getting everything fixed lmao
huge respect for having CC
Ridge Racer music makes me so happy
2 BACK TO BACK PIZZA TOWER OSTS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAH BABY (the death that i deservioli and unexpectancy part 3)
1:12:27 couldn't help but notice Kaleidoscopic Core from Xenoblade Chronicles 3, such a banger
50:17
I like how even the caption guy isn't sure what Matt is saying
I FELL- I RAN OUT OF STAMINA AND FELL OVER!
Whoever edited this probably plays Xenoblade 3, GOATed game. (some of its music plays starting at 1:11:50, Kaleidoscopic Core)
I’m glad someone else noticed this as well.
Man had the record for most uncontested world records in GTA5
I like how there are major time jumps, the video skips over so many missions, it is an unnecessary speed run, there is fast paced music, AND THE VIDEO IS STILL 1 HOUR AMD 18 MINUTES LONG 😭😭😭
0 flying skill looks like how I fly with a keyboard
27:36 SMT IV music in my GTA V speedrun?
This dude has to be world's best comedian, and i'm not even kidding. Last time i've heared a comedian that was funny, he was a Russian, not a Romanian like me or an American.
Blaming skill issue on lack of skill is an interesting way of putting things in words.
The Thomas The Tank Engine bit at 52:31 made me laugh 😂
Same challenge for 100% Chaos Mod!
The „No stats“ chaos is always infuriating for Matto
3:40 lmaoo so true. How did matto allow this into the video tho. Did that mean he has come to realize the superiority of gta 4 (/s)
25:55 those are great news idk what your talking about
literal goals right there
Man's using Pizza Tower OST in panic mode moments, and I love it. 😂
And remember, being on fire is skipping dialogue, just like in real life! Great joke!
This is less of a “can you beat gta with zero stats” video and more of a “watch Mato lose his mind without his strats” video
46:46
I didn't know this was OHKO
I love that he failed so much in minor turbulance, a little reminisance of OHKO
The miss girlfriend finally let go of darkviper sir so he can make us this. The Benevolence!!
Not cool
Not cool
4:16 - that’s what she said
I LITERALLY came here to say this and this was the FIRST COMMENT 😂😂
Why couldn’t Franklin just do that thing where he squint his eyes or something
I legit got seasick during Minor Turbulence
So you basically playing basic GTA like the majority of kids i see near my internet cafe.
12:33 GTA when my parents walk in
46:46 I had Midnight Swim playing in the background on Spotify (Spotify chose it)
For anybody willing to know, the music playing with the meme at 3:41 is C418's "Aria Math". It plays in Minecraft's creative mode.
Yeah remember when chaos has given me no stats it's absurd, most the stats you can barely even feel, no stamina is noticeable and a wee annoying and then there's flying... where the difference is night and day, like you click a button it reacts 5 seconds later, you keep doing random shit, like the flying no stats is absurd.
That shit at 47:50 had me DYINGG😂😂😂😂
Love the Ridge Racer 4 music at the beginning 🤩
57:40 Remember, switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading.
Remember that some people when they first time played this game didn't knew about special abilities(including me, i couldn't beat MrPhilips, and I started looking for healthpacks)