WARZONE MAKES NO SENSE
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 27 มิ.ย. 2024
- Call of Duty: Warzone is the best free COD game ever! But like all games before it, there's a lot that makes no sense, so let's discuss it!
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#warzone #modernwarfare #macro - เกม
you have a choice:
the gulag
or
my twitter (@theMacroShow)
choose wisely
Macro guess al die
Your Twitter
I want to go to the gulag but ur twitter sounds better
This could be difficult...looks like I don't have twitter, off to Russia for me.
I don't have twitter
But I have survived multiple gulags in the boys washroom
Whoever delivers you to the gulag must be the same guy who delivers same day shipping at 11:59 pm
I got sent a package at 12:00 and ordered it at 11:59. I then proceeded to sue amazon
@@autumn_ps4297 ah perfecgt
how the fuck can you ship something in one minute
@@XXxFortniteDaBestxXX r/woooosh
XXx420FortniteDaBest69xXX exactly
Makes no sense:
150 operators fitting inside that hercules aircraft.
Arathyl 999 honestly that plane should’ve been a a C5 Galaxy,more than enough space for 150 operators to be in there
th-cam.com/video/R-2puqqmycM/w-d-xo.html
yeah at least in BO4 blackout multiple aircraft are used to hold all the operators
Better than 50 people in a flying school bus though
makes no sense: 150 likes fitting inside that button
0:40 that music is such a fucking vibe honestly
Actually for the gas helicopter thing I may have an explanation. The one you rode was a little bird, open helicopter. The one used for escaping is a Blackhawk (I think) which can close it doors in turn sealing off the gas allowing you to escape.
Makes sense.
Yep
Or they give you a real gas mask
macro: "warzone is run by the devil"
activision: "we have a name you know?"
I came looking for the comment as I heard it on the vid. xD
Drdirespect
Lol Faxx
Ok fortnite kid
@@somedude3313 what
Hey Macro, you reminded me to do my laundry. *You are an inspiration to people who do laundry, very nice boy that makes me happy!*
How the frigg did he remind u to do laundry WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!
Good
dafuq
Laundry makes no sense
You just made me remember to my laundry thank you
Macro: “if you can’t beat ‘em join em”
Italy: “Welcome to the clubb!”
Hahaha as an italian i agree
Now that Warzone is a year old, I have some answers. The gas mask is an Expendable mask, and is only temporary. Buying people back and the Gulag is just a cleanup crew giving you extensive medical help, and buying back is you paying for the fuel to redeploy your teammate by air.
No I’m guessing it’s just bailing your friend out of the prison..
No I’m guessing it’s just bailing your friend out of the prison…
me: running around in a warzone
me: picks up 2000 bucks from the street
lol
Also me picks up a faulty gas mask
if only it was that easy
Makes no sense “A downed player has more health than injured standing player”
There was a poo ad on this vid
You Fake wtf
But not more armors
are u saying with armors or without armor plates
I use 3 explosive Jak-12 slugs to down a guy, but then I need a whole mag to kill the downed player :|
New theory, the gulag is limbo. A place between life and death.
The beginning horn's are EPIC!!! lol...
Makes no sense:
*gets shot in head*
"Yo, you got any armor plates?"
makes sense to me
"Hey Anderson, you got some shrapnel in your legs and arms-"
Anderson: "nah nah nah, I'm fine just need a sapi plate then we can move on"
*equips sapi plates and all shrapnel disappears*
Makes sense
@Genocide is fun no, I just want macro to try make sense of this that's it. It's a BR game so it shouldn't be super realistic and I dont want it super realistic either otherwise the game would be more irritating than the 50 campers in 1 room
The edit: spelling
Drinks gatorade magically gets shield
Same in fortnite u just ask for shelild
Warzone:Free
Me:"Hello Friend!"
Also Warzone:80-100 gb
Me:"Goodbye Friend!"
Not funny
Yeah ive deleted the game many times bc of updates like why tf is the updates have to be atleast 20 gb?????
@@hello-qp1cl one word my friend
"Content"
Rip hard drive
yeah ur right it takes big space in ur pc
if you buy the entire game and download the campaign, multiplayer, co-op, survival and shaders, it will take 250gb, litteraly a quater of my HD
For the third one ,I think that there is a special gas mask on the helicopter 😂
Immediately he said that's just a theory a ga.. I subscribed so fast🤣
Everyday in warzone i meet a thirteen yr old kid who's determined that he has sexual relation with every player's mother
old cod back baby!!!!
This comment ^
Nice
This is a messed up world we live in
I run into the same little douchebag....
When you reload your empty mag and there still bullets in it 😭
Brooo your vid is Funnyyy frfr... lol... Enjoying it...
It doesn’t make sense how price released this season. HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST SEASON CHARACTER
Why?
@@lukasl3646 because he's the face of the modern warfare
@@katakarajanovska7254 no the guns are
@@iamcoolshark1544 No price is considering he's in every modern warfare game and even playable sometimes and everyone knows him
Mara sweaty bois hated that and are coming to ir house with rpgs and mp5s
Marco should make a “real life makes no sense”
Polo
Marco
Juan Vargas polo
@@Heleantoomuch marco
One thing that makes no sense in real life... taxes.
8:17 Macro quickly turns in to dj Khaled
4:30 is absolutely beautiful😂
Activision: so what are we doing for Call of duty this year
OG guy at Activision: bravo 6 going back
6:53 is when you reach in between the couch cushions looking for the remote
POV ur the remote
WHY DOES THE REMOTE HAVE A GUN???
@@siregrungelord it's american
@@1fs 😂😂😂
Another thing that doesn’t make sense: You can cary a truck with the smol helicopter
I thought you were the real tbag until I read your name.
@@lerumomakhale7479 Well his pfp is actually lighter green:)
Oh ok.
3:09 i think that the driver of the heli buys your gas masks and hands them to the winner.
**Jumps off balcony, knees: Ok.**
Jumps off the railing of the balcony, every bone in your body: Gone reduced to atoms.
2:08 I remember in Wonder Woman movie, they used hydrogen based poison gas. The gas was so powerful it'd break the mask after a while. So......maybe that's the reason
mask filters expire after few hours of use,so it actually makes sense
Nerdddd
@@Fw.Vertigo no
@@ncpdswordshielddivision2240 yes
Thats what i thot also
0:32 WE CAME, WE SAW, WE KICKED ITS ASS!! (Ghostbusters 1984)
The bathroom look like that one mission from Modern warfare where you to save price
Why does every one drop just to realise there dead allrrady like this game is a suicide mission
Holly shit!!
Yes *allrrady*
In other words,you're a fortnite kid who's too lazy to get good at a game
When macro said"but hey thats just a theory,a ga.....really got me
I don't get that joke
@Geo the jokes about game theory
A GAAAAMMEEE THEORY, THANKS FOR WATCHING
Runing your childhood since 2011
@@Geo-bc8st it's a yt channel run by Mathpat name game theory
2:20 bloodhound has to if he wants to breath, what, is breathing for style 😂?!
I called 1-800 gas mask it’s a health insurance number😭😂
Here’s something that dosen’t make sense: *Why dosen’t Macro have 1 million subs by now smh my head.*
Very true
True so true
Shake my head my head
Lol
Shake my head my head
Because his other account has it
This makes no sense: how does the gas do shield damage
Maybe it's also corrosive like caustic gas eats through metal,clothes skin and that's why your gas mask eventually brakes.
@@mricyyy4927 yeah if some gasses break through bones and degrate skin, then it should break through metal/kelvar
maby its acid gas
The gas is trained to damage shield. Lol
Acid gas
"The game where you first learned your no-no words" nah bro I learned them from my mom 😭
Yup
5:10, nah, it is just made out of nokia material. Those things never break.
When grandpa clutches up in the gulag
Macro: *dies once*
Also Macro: *WHY WARZONE DOESNT MAKE SENSE*
Exactly
The gas mask break because the filter runs out but not that fast like in the game, it takes about a couple of hours if used constantly. If it is military grade mask it could take about a day.
Realism
My
Guy
parashoots are like a DJ Khaled song, that is always, ANOTHER ONE. xD
When games began to make sense, then they will not deserve to be a "Game"
But simulators of something
Facts like arma.Wtf is wrong with this macro guy?
@@somedude3313 its just a joke video
@@user6099 gimme proof
@@somedude3313 can u not tell the difference?
Makes no sense: You can take a 50-caliber shot to the head but you can’t get hit by a reversing car going 2mph
Yup, if a quad touches your pinky toe you just instantly die
Ur comment does not make sense
Hemix Kurd no u
Hemix Kurd yes it does stop being a smart ass
you cant take a sniper shot in the head tho
Hey if you have the kar98k enabled and you don’t use a sniper scope and you have only 1 bullet where do the other bullets come from in the reload animation
the gas mask breaking is actually the filter running out
Riot shield can take a direct hit from an airstrike, infinite shots from any gun to exist, withstand a punch from one punch man and survive the depths of hell but can't survive a tiny C4.
Trippy Drippy the riot shield shouldn’t be able to tank an air strike, but a c4 can destroy an entire house, so I think that it makes sense a c4 can destroy the shield
@@heavenlyheathen4352 ikr
My guy c4 can destroy houses also idk about frags
@@heavenlyheathen4352 , in warzone C4 literally can't destroy paper.
i think you are slightly underestimating the destructive capabilities of C4, but yes i get your point
what doesnt make sense:
You're being dropped into a known danger zone
You're being dropped into a zone in which you have to kill people in the same faction as you untill you are the last man standing just to be taken back out (budget cuts?)
Where do plates that you are carrying go? Why dont they provide any protection when you carry them?
Where do characters who aren't wearing a ballistic vest put their plates?
why can't I carry a pistol as well as 2 primary's? I'm running around with a pistol hostler for no reason?
Why can't the CSTFO character use their tazer?
Why do characters already wearing gas masks have to put on ANOTHER gas mask to be safe from the gas?
To quote macro "for the style"
Real life makes no sense and actually warzone logic has been correct the whole damn time. It took me months to figure this out
It’s just a game bro
My best answer for all those questions is nanomachines son
First question is pretty easy imran zakhaev pulled strings and now they fightin only good people now who we can trust is task force 141
I love how the Gas mask fashion link is a real link
The gulag actually looks like a public restroom 0:48
7:45 “Doomslayer has joined the game”
Makes no sense: why at a buy station can’t you just steal the stuff in it when it’s right there instead of paying money
The warzone makers has track of those the warzone is just a battleground for them and if you steal they will find out
NaN Zelope I bet if someone stole a nuke would set off, lmao
Because the buy station will snap shut and cut your hands off.
@@renegadeyt5553 I dunno I never tried it neither do they have a option to STEAL even if they had one I would call it HACKING and if you did that it will ban you that is the last possible outcome I can figure out lol
NaN Zelope, I saw a video of a guy once with infinite cluster strikes, he must of stolen or hacked lmao
I found you from your overwatch makes no sense videos
the heli part made sense,because the heli that spawns is open but the other one closes its doors
Nobody
Kids in a COD Voice Chat:
*Write that down, write that down!*
Charles the French Reference Lol
Ikr
guys haha nobody meme not overused at all
4:32 dude wtf that was hilarious😂😂
NO THAT WAS RUDE
Ardoo 6178 lol not everybody is a 9 year old like you who still plays fortnite😂.
@@Ardoo-jc8ur shitter
@@Ardoo-jc8ur how?
the helicopter escape thing that because the one that help the winner escape has doors to block the gas while the ones u find around the map has none
8:12 he was bout to say game theory
"The military prepares them for walls and not rocks"
- Macro
6:35
Me when I was younger:"trying to getaway from the wasp trying to sting me"
So U SaYiNg tZHe WaSp TrIeD To KiLl u WiTh Helicopter 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
Funny
0306C the joke went over your head
abyss can’t tell if ur being serious or not
What doesn't make sense is:
-100+ players exit from the same plane
-Adler and stitch are enemies but you can be adler and your friend can be stitch
But that's just a theory........... a gaa got me rolling 🤣 😂 💀
In apex blood hound got gas into his lungs so now he cant breath with out it
I think it was coolant but yeah
That helicopter backing up to try and reach you with it's tail was scary.
Macro be soundin like DJ Khaled at8:26
9:17 PATHFINDER WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Everyone: Warzone makes no sense
Macro: If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em
Anyone remember when this guy said mw3 sucked and Bo2 was "meh, ok"
UnKnownStrapzzz no jus started watching his vid
“I came I saw I commented”speaking like a champ
4:30 MY RESPECT FOR HIM JUST REACHED THE SEVENTH SKY .AMAZING 🤣🤣
Something thats doesn’t make sense in war zone:
YOU CAN SURVIVE A 3 STORY FALL
Yet u die from a 4 feet drop in co op survive
IK
Candy Cadet can we just go back to the fact that you can even run with 2 fully loaded lmg’s
robot legs....
YES 69 LIKES
"People just like shooting people up"
Shows zombies
Bro that enemy helicopter pilot...that was actually a nice try using the tail like that!!!
you made me think about the gulag now
Makes no sense: “slides 3 armour plates in shirt” gets shot in torso n downed in .05 seconds
Well irl these things arent very protective. They will usually protect you from maybe 5 bullets. And that is a big maybe
Its not a shirt lmao
Or shoots someone in head and does body armor damage
Macro: Call of Duty makes no sense
Nemsk: Call of Duty: attention to detail ep 9
Rico Rodriguez be like: Damn, nice parachutes
The game where we all learnt our first no no words🤣
As a guy who owns a civic, I can say that yes, they have achieved immortality
I used to have a civic that completely fucking broke down every 20 minutes how was everyone else's invincible
@@creativeusername7731 you were the 1%
Warzone in a nutshell in a nutshell
I've never subscribed so fast
i cant believe that gas mask website is real🤣
Cob(A RS6 player): We can't jump waist height stuff in CoD: Warzone.
RS6: We can't jump, but we can run fast
Razz do you have gulag tho?
1: It doesn't make sense that tge helicopter rotors start immediately after you get in
2: You can start driving and piloting while your caracter is still doing the get in animation
Well its a game and no one is trying to wait 5 minutes to start up a helicopter
uhhh exactly
uhhh lmao your right
Warzone makes no sense 2 please need more
I tried calling the gas mask number and got brought to America’s hottest talk line 😭💀
Here's my theory warzone is a fat airsoft battle
China?
@@asteriskk551 ?
@John-117 its fake blood maybe
@@nikkolatesla it's just jars behind your uniform and vest and when you shoot it "bleeds" out Red stuff
My dad: This phone is the only thing to remember my son, I should look through it to honor him
Me having to fight the make a wish kid in the gulag: I'm sorry little one
just a weeb lol also what is your profile pic?
@@TobyFoxOkay its Mao Mao! From the Cartoon Network series!
@@chickentendies6836 no its Mao mao Mao, because your last name is Mao
XD
Hey when you carry the mini gun how do you just put that on ur back???
When it says why is there only one of you in the plane, that means or it is for the cutsence.
HOW THEY CAN CONTROL THE GAS
THAT LITERALLY DON'T MAKE SENSE
Its the government.... They are kidnapping the Soldiers to kill each other and then they saying if you win you are free but you die if you win. So the government is trying to destroy the military and slowly take over the world.... But thats just a theory A GAME THEORY
INFINITE CAUSTHICC NOX TRAPS
If they say gas is closing in the gas start moving is there any barricade like there was in wakanda or something else 🤔🤔🤔
Probably a big fan pushing gas
They probably just let it roll in but stop the flow every once and a while and it’s probably one of those floating gasses like caustics
It makes no sense how macro doesn’t have1 million subs on TH-cam
The gulag isn’t hell, it’s actually purgatory
Stun grenades are the best solutions to test if there is a camper in a house or not.
8:10
Only real gamers understand
Macro: “the power of disrespect should never be underestimated, here, I’ll show you an example.”
*Xfinity Ad Plays*
Disrespect increased to *90%*
When you were talking about the gulag I said the exact same thing as you before you said it
the helicopter that you escape in goes over the gas