I'm a bit confused with something that's why it took me a while I see nervous or scared unsure what to do about how to move on you've been debating something a move? Go forward in your decision you need to be independent on your own changes is hard even scary but you need to have confidence in yourself and you will be fine I feel like you're having problems with family or someone close to you have known for a long time that make you feel unhappy with what you're seeing around you and you're having some disappointment from those too trusted most in your life which made you feed up And you also have someone in heaven that miss you Are these true love
It sounds like you're describing someone's exhaust system on their vehicle as being exceptionally loud or powerful, akin to a jet engine. That must have been quite an intense experience!
I love how Kawasaki has the colour green in all of their bikes.. My dad had an old Kawasaki Bajaj 4s Champion in the 90s and i remember it having those green design elements too
Imagine that.. Police officer walks up from behind and says "Sir do you know how fast you were going" and the man says "what? I was standing still" then the cop says "sir, i saw the tacko reading and it had 220 on it, he's the fine you can explain it to the judge"
In fact, time passes somewhat more slowly on the surface of the spinning tire than in the space around it. Time dilation! So a grain of sand stuck to the wheel casing would really make a barely measurable journey through time.
@@bhyydy6353 Its just a cheap ratchet strap lol not the cheapest....but definitely not the best....in the back anyways. Shit upfront looks tight though
@@Seducier I’m touching grass, that’s why I’m mad, people get turned on by the stupidest things, fast cars, fast bikes, it’s pathetic, I understand having a cool looking bike, even a loud one, but this? Come on
His wrist lasted the whole 10 seconds! 💪 😂 Also, yeah, those side straps being mounted directly to thin-ass sheet metal does look dangerous.. if that's all they're actually mounted to. We can't see underneath this dyno
Had a Busa decided one day I was going to "test" it. Long straight stretch I was going 170+...sold it two months later...I didn't need those type problems anymore.
The chains are for keeping the back tire centered in the cylinder in the floor. What's keeping the bike from going forward is the thing holding the front wheel. You can see this on the front shock absorbers as they lower because of the force applied on them.
@@user-ew1uz1uv3qThats what he said. Keeping the back tires centered and pushing down on the roller. Obviously its not for pulling the tire upwards away from the roller
That’s one solid piece of next level engineering. When you compare the size of everything to a car it’s crazy. 270 going through that back tire it’s amazing what those bearings do!
Well whats such a rocket science on getting 3x smaller engine than you would find in a car overload it with 3x more power, cut its life 3x less than a car???
![[柴犬ASMR]曼玉Manyu&小白Bai 毛发护理Spa asmr](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/0TsXQ7z2Dh4/mqdefault.jpg)
Bro said " fuck 0-60, let's go up to 200 mph"💀
Fr
พีผ่ฃส้้่นย่่า
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@@jarinapp631nm x
So ein Schrott
What my boss expects me to do during traffic jam
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nah they expect you to plan ahead and leave early enough to account for traffic.
Your boss expects you to tune a Kawasaki H2R during a traffic jam? That's wild bro
@@dominicsene9168if everyone did that, the traffic jams would just move down an hour earlier..
😂😂😂😂
This how my wife argues. 1000% rocket. 0% damage
Jajaja Jajaja, tan humilde que saliste Jajaja
Not to mention the inlaws
Watching the chain flex. Ya, find another one that is stronger comes to mind.....
If that cable snaps we flying out of earth with this one 🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
🤓
@@snow1366🤣
His exhaust was a literal jet engine lmfao
I'm a bit confused with something that's why it took me a while I see nervous or scared unsure what to do about how to move on you've been debating something a move? Go forward in your decision you need to be independent on your own changes is hard even scary but you need to have confidence in yourself and you will be fine I feel like you're having problems with family or someone close to you have known for a long time that make you feel unhappy with what you're seeing around you and you're having some disappointment from those too trusted most in your life which made you feed up
And you also have someone in heaven that miss you Are these true love
It sounds like you're describing someone's exhaust system on their vehicle as being exceptionally loud or powerful, akin to a jet engine. That must have been quite an intense experience!
Bro is in TH-cam replies now@@ChatGPT17
Мне одному показалось что он в конце сказал них#я се😂😂😂
@@ChatGPT17ai bots now????
That bike is an absolute monster lol
Assim e fácil bora pra pista
300 hp on a bike is insane
Holy moly that's a lot of power
I love how Kawasaki has the colour green in all of their bikes.. My dad had an old Kawasaki Bajaj 4s Champion in the 90s and i remember it having those green design elements too
So nice 👍 and cool oh yeah number one fresh 😎 OH YEAH
The bike after 10 months :🤰🏻👶🏻
Funniest joke of 2024!!! 😂😂😂😂
@@rollin09 thanks your honour 😅😂
@@rollin09no💀
lmfao
@@Venom.75yes
Cop: here, you have 500 dollars to pay for being so still at a high speed.
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funny
Silly sausage, I prefer bacon 🐷
Imagine that.. Police officer walks up from behind and says "Sir do you know how fast you were going" and the man says "what? I was standing still" then the cop says "sir, i saw the tacko reading and it had 220 on it, he's the fine you can explain it to the judge"
If those cables snapped, he'll for sure enter Hogwarts train station.
Or the backrooms.
😂😂😂
Defo gonna need some magic words to beat that one 😂
😂😂😂😂😂
“Fink you’re being funny do ya…platform 9 and 3/4’s”
"Bro, where you at??"
"At the traffic, waiting".
"Be faster"
*ME WAITING FASTER*
If both cables snapped, he’d for sure be the new Speed of Light.
This is the FASTEST I've seen anybody stay STILL!!! 😂
А прикинь крутящий момент заклинит😂😂 пиздец амереканцу😂
lil Wayne gets tickets in his Bugatti while it's parked
@@nathanmorefield567ayyyoooo 😂 no ceilings 2-3?
😂😂😂😂
Triumph 1
“Yo bro you got a lighter?”
“Nah I got better”🔥
Wake whole fu’kin town just for lighting a cigarette 😂🤣😂🤣
😊
Underrated comment fr.
a@@jalissukarman4766
Kawazaki
What if the cables snapped am sure he gonna be a time traveller for real!! 😂😂
Steven tavarez ❤❤❤❤❤
ঙ
"Bro i gotta light my joint"
"I gotchu homie"
*fuckin vaporizes hand and joint*
It's so fast even the wind thought they were moving
On a rolling road the fan blows to cool the bike radiator or it'll over heat.
Ddddddffdddffcccx
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
😂😂
Bro be time traveling in his garage 💀✨
Even if he can't time travel, his wheels will, imagine in 1900 two wheels appearing spinning in the middle of a field on broad daylight 🫥
Gguyyyyuuuiiuuiioij8u8ii@@who_is_arnob
In fact, time passes somewhat more slowly on the surface of the spinning tire than in the space around it. Time dilation! So a grain of sand stuck to the wheel casing would really make a barely measurable journey through time.
@@yeah.but.what.about... Come on, I was just joking, that is nothing compared to the speed of light. Thank you tho!
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❤
If it would happen even the slightest error he would meet Kawasaki's inventor 😂
real talk 😂😂😂
MY
Underrated comment
😂😂😂
But it didn't . Where you going with this bro?
That ninja could be your mid life crisis and end of life all rolled into one . What a machine
end-life crisis?
@parteuy3434 possibly and probably but what a way to go
@@jamesryan5436 if you go out that way it will be closed casket for sure.
That’s what insurance is for.jk
Well my buddy and his new wife died on one because of a hit and run
Rucjguuguggugjic400🔥🔥🔥🔥
Hehe riedurjgdi😮
If the iron chain snapped he would be on the other side of the world💀
It’s not the cables holding the bike. Watch again
@@bhyydy6353 Its just a cheap ratchet strap lol not the cheapest....but definitely not the best....in the back anyways. Shit upfront looks tight though
Dyno: *lays back and lights a cigarette*
Kawsaki: already?
Lol
जिसको जल्दी मरना है तो ऐसे बाइक ले सकते हो
Then Bike says to dyno.. .Now get your azz in the kitchen....daddy's hungry!
@@ranjitfaujirajbara5973exactly 💯
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What if that chain brakes. 😆😁😄😃😀🫢😶😐
Bros going so fast he’s going into the future💀💀
bro just try to never say something funny bcs you're not
@@OTHMAN-__- exactly 😭🤝
😂😂😂
We are all technically going into the future every second.
😮
This man had 8 balls when he was born, he kept two for himself rest 6 are known as infinity stones
😂😂😂😂
best comment😂
Waoo ...you took it from East coast to west coast 😂😂
Stolen
@@conconstantin7454so what it’s funny
Seberapa cepatnya kamu, tetap masih dibumi.... Santai dan nikmati perjalanan
😅😅😅😅😅
Motorcyclists on a Sunday at 2pm on a public park be like:
Or at like 3 am in the morning😢
😮Ohhhhhh
2pm on a Sunday seems like the most reasonable possible time to do this
@@Miyykaelleave me alone
Around here, 2am
Guys who watched more than twice
👇
Mene 4 bar dekhi
Twice only..
9 times out of
НЕ считал
It’s been a week and I’m still watching
Oh top speed
1000km per HR
When i tell someone I'm stuck in traffic and they say "okay hurry up"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
HAHAHAHA
Stuck faster!
@@JackahoonaLaGuna 😂😂
😂
Me: trying to sleep
The mosquito on my left ear:
LOL
Jajajaa c mamo
Underated 🤣🤣🤣
❤❤❤❤@@alexandercanomartinez8644
💀💀💀😭😭
1000km per hr
🫵🏿❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥
Cops: Do you know how fast you were staying still?
😂
😂😂😂
"I'd have stayed still longer if you didn't stop me, officer."
Ok.
Noice
me: peacefully sleeping
my neighbor next to me:
😂
Im that neighbour 😂
Me hearing you say: "Goodnight" !
Me
In 6am
뒤축 지지대가 외팔보입니다
시스템이 뛰어납니다
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270 hp for a car:😅
270hp for a bike:💀
It's all about aerodynamics
😂
@@nebeskocarstvo2953 в весе тоже
My 100cc bike could only climb upto 90kmph, but it feels like I'm going on 300 😆
@@Gunzo568 because of aerodynamics. These 1000CC bikes keep the stability of the bike. And his tones of electronics.
“We take pride in our clients vehicles”
😂
Also the mechanics when the boss isnt in:
😂😈
P parte 2 o menino com a namorada
Que que é isso que você tá fazendo
❤😂😂😂😂
❤❤❤❤😂
Why is your blowing
uma moto ou uma nave?
That one neighbour at 2 a.m😖
"Houston, we have liftoff" 😂
That’s way too powerful no thank u
Quá Tê
Why is my bike taking so long?
The shop:
How did he change gears
@@allanporter8321You can change gear without squeezing the clutch
I don’t get this comment
ty for testing ;)
@@Kermitted1 Me neither. Legit looks like a comment made by Chat GPT
If it weren't for those iron chains, I would be on Mars now 😂😂
Haha
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂
Just once in lifetime on 5+ mile straight road 🚨
Isso e um avião ajato
That machine is amazing 👏
not as good as the GSX1300R Hayabusa - it has a supercharged 382-bhp engine
Bhagwan or machine me farak nai jante ho to nthng to say brooo...
Completely useless, waste of money and resources, who goes 270 on a bike? Nobody, except racers on a racetrack
@@kifer2594 why are you so mad bro. Touch grass 👌
@@Seducier I’m touching grass, that’s why I’m mad, people get turned on by the stupidest things, fast cars, fast bikes, it’s pathetic, I understand having a cool looking bike, even a loud one, but this? Come on
Those iron chains deserve a raise
What iron chains?
Chains? Tf are you talking about
👑👑👑👑🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🧐🧐🧐🧐😘😘😘😘😘
Rollers u mean
@@Jc-ks5lx he meant the strap
Meu sonho linda de mais isso que motor
(★_★)
I’m a 49 year old Dad. I think I’ve survived a mid life crisis and now it’s time get me one of these.
You think? You should is what you are looking for
By all means, Sir. Go for it. Life begins at 170 mph !
LOVE FROM BRISBANE AUSTRALIA!❤❤ H2R KAWASAKI SUPERCHARGED 1000CC!! ALLA-KA-BLAAMO 💥💥💥
@@Rivethead242and ends at a tree
No, this is the mid-life crisis and u may not survive it😂
That sound you hear when you're trying to talk to someone outside at night.
Oddly yeah 😂
Then I get scared because how loud it is 😂😂 😭😭
Yeah when someone does that I wish I have earplugs
Legal
@@user-bd1pl2sf9l but annoying at 2 in the morning
За хлебушком сгонял)
Класс)))
If those snap he’ll become an 19th century oil painting on the wall in front of him
Not really. The wheel is turning so fast it wouldn't catch the grip. It's simple physics
@@InTheBlueCornerSimple Physics doesn't work in TH-cam comments section 😂
😂
😂😂
@@InTheBlueCorner🤓
Looks dangerous.
Brain: put your hand on the tire.
His wrist lasted the whole 10 seconds! 💪 😂
Also, yeah, those side straps being mounted directly to thin-ass sheet metal does look dangerous.. if that's all they're actually mounted to. We can't see underneath this dyno
0 kkkk 😊😮😂
Better yet: the exhaust pipe
My brain: Touch the exhaust to see if it's really as hot it looks
M 😂😂😂🎉@@huyendiem4433
Se a moto se soltasse, o cara pisaria na lua.
Wow😮
That's terrifying!. Especially on a dyno if something goes wrong.
Si algo sale mal ese hombre queda como calcomania en la pared .o lo recojen con espátula.
😯😐
Uuu777
😮😮😮😮😮
🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
If that cable snapped he’s legit going time travel 🤣
Cable ? Rope ? Hahaha
@@sharkPB6505well..typical keyboard warrior 😂
Nop
😂
Eñwyey
What makes the fire came
Será que viene con el ventilador?😅🤣
Had a Busa decided one day I was going to "test" it. Long straight stretch I was going 170+...sold it two months later...I didn't need those type problems anymore.
Borrowed a Hayabusa..went 185 before I ran out of space. You have to go out west to find straight roads long enough.
You just had too one up him huh?@marcrhodes3382
@@Viper-ev4cnto*
I was on a R1 going 181 lifted my head up and my helmet tugged at my head. Last time for me
Last is when you drive one in India
The cables are the only things preventing this man from traveling into a different timeline. 🌌♾️⏳
😂😂😂😂
More like traveling to his next life... XD
That was already posted, you plagiarist paraphrasing piece of thief💀
I watched TLC earlier and I was thinking maybe I should take him down🕝
The cables and the road being naughty and rolling all the time 😮😮😅😅😅
💪
Police officer; Sir, do you realize how fast you weren't going ???
350-400km/h
7777 mph
😂😂
what year is it?
@@Cardboardbox32hrgrydyyd
The chains are for keeping the back tire centered in the cylinder in the floor.
What's keeping the bike from going forward is the thing holding the front wheel. You can see this on the front shock absorbers as they lower because of the force applied on them.
Perfekt 👌
Correction, the straps are for putting pressure on the tire to keep contact with the roller
@@user-ew1uz1uv3qThats what he said. Keeping the back tires centered and pushing down on the roller. Obviously its not for pulling the tire upwards away from the roller
If that rear tire leans either way by a hair, he for sure will rest in pieces
No, we couldn't see anything before you came along... 🤡
WAWWWWWWW
good sir
If those cables snapped he would've met up with "DOC & MARTY"❗IFYKYK🔥🔥🔥
😢😮😊😅❤😂🎉iuiqewchgfdsaxzcmk
If you're old, you're old 😂
[
evil]
Back to the future
😂😂😂😂 im 19 and i get this thank gof
This is probably the greatest advertisement for the H2R I have ever seen! Shut up and take my money!!
Bike go vroooooom!!!
And he isn't even moving.
Ken oath 👌👌
дал помыть...
❤❤❤❤wow
My neighbors at 3 am:
Contaminación auditiva
relatable
Yeah mine too. Playing forza with his incredibly loud fkin TV.
🥴😂😂
Do something about it!
Real bike riders watch this more than one time
Yeah I'm on like number 12
Im on no. 69😂
you're right, i did 4 times
I watched it 3 times don’t have a bike just wondering how he hurt his hand
Im on my 96th
Не гони брат тебя ждут дома
Ninja H2r
Bro summoning hell in the exhaust 💀
Bro (insert text) 💀
lol
Bro (insert text) 💀
That’s one solid piece of next level engineering. When you compare the size of everything to a car it’s crazy. 270 going through that back tire it’s amazing what those bearings do!
Incredible engineering. The bike alone is just cool but the engineering behind it is next level
Well whats such a rocket science on getting 3x smaller engine than you would find in a car overload it with 3x more power, cut its life 3x less than a car???
@@SimonJaneckono one understands wtf your saying my friend.
Ok.
Noice
Это мото в аэротрубе
Prefiro o Toyota supra🗿
Cop visits garage: "sir license and registration please?"
Biker: officer I’m not engaged in commerce, is this a custodial arrest?
Do you have a warrant?
😅😅
😂
Where is your helmet and safety gears😅
This monster is screaming: Get me out of here !
which one?
@@SabbirAhmed-sg9bwthe bike
@@SabbirAhmed-sg9bwthe bike 💀
@@Mathlover-007😊
@@Mathlover-007oh the other is sleeping ma Mostak
Automatic bike
Try actual riding, it's more fun, trust me.
If one of the cables is cut, the time gate will open before him😂
It's hfhusdggd😂😂🏍️🚙🏍️
Somehow this dudes shirt adds to the bikes sound. XD
His tanktops gay as hell
@@AndalusianPrince Your legs are gay as hell. >:I
@@AndalusianPrince it's hot inside the workshop cuz
his name is ImKay
@@AndalusianPrincenah you gay bruh, anybody whos straight would have kept their eye on the bike instead
❤dhil❤ji
so nice brother 🙏👍 😅
Those shifts are brutal
Bike was galloping down the dyno lol
تعویض دنده
Quick shifter lol
The exhaust pipe turned into a furnace. Extreme G
😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤🎉🎉🎉
😂😂😂