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ADAM ROWE and DAN NIGHTINGALE are two award winning comedians from Liverpool & Preston, respectively. They are two of the UK's most highly regarded stand-ups and have both performed all over the world.

[@Markc89]

What a fire episode! 🔥 I’m not sure why but every time HAW has a big American comedian on, I always feel a massive sense of pride for them. Up the lids!!

[@merfymac]

That's because the CIA cultural hegemony operation has eaten your f--king brain

[@KingDomsKingdom85]

Nice to see who my other sados are who are awake at 6am on a Saturday morning 😂

[@2112c]

Morning Meht

[@jcshy]

3pm in Sunny Australia for me😂

[@Bun0892]

Morning lid

[@jamesthemoonhead]

Was up at 3 catching up with the patreon exclusive 😂

[@annabethsmith-kingsley2079]

aww Mark seems so cynical to Americans and like such a sweetheart surrounded by Brits hahaha

[@XIAP0LL0IX]

Can I just say, Mark wearing sunglasses inside throughout the whole things is fucking iconic 😂

[@hrs9018]

He's hangover and gay!

[@fusion6417]

"Me and you are gonna rewire the house" - caught me so off guard 😂😂

[@jaysteen2114]

Why don’t you buy a food board and rank the foods Dan eats? Like a star in a reasonably priced car from top gear

[@tomrogers3713]

Sick idea

[@idcalot5022]

That's actually genius tbf

[@smthompson89]

“Scran for a very picky man”

[@jameshall5048]

​@@smthompson89THIS!!!!

[@mwewolf]

Defo

[@djdarrenmichael6908]

I absolutely LOVE how Adam came up with the most romantic idea I’ve ever heard of there with the painting canvases then Carl says they’ve done them already … Clearly Carl’s told Adam about this one day and Adam’s got it into his own head that it was HIS idea!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I fucking love this pod me you know!!! 🤣

[@jarradrhys3344]

1hr and 2 mins is when Mark is there 👍

[@juanrockone]

Just following my promise to click on anything Mark Normand in it and was pleasantly surprised. I will be watching more eps.

[@adamrogers5984]

'I'm 470 in and I haven't even been noshed off' 😂😂😂

[@ricksmis]

One of the best Saturday morning surprises since boarding school

[@smattwood]

Is Adam drinking Pret out of a straw to protect the turkey teeth? He's changed 😂.

[@stuartblyth7408]

1:49:25 "This one's tough for me, cos I can't really buy a Dad." 😂😂😂

[@niezohe7392]

I love it when you get a yank on board and they totally get it. Saw Mark in Amsterdam last month.... Caaahmedy 🤣

[@milestarbox]

Can't believe you got Kevin Hart!!!

[@ollywallace2180]

Only awake to see my parents home from their holiday but perfectly timed for HAW 😂

[@drteashades]

LIQUID COMEDY!! Every time I zone out watching this pod I always rewind to check if I’ve missed any gold 😂

[@Pablo.-]

Just found myself clapping in celebration at Dan eating the pot noodle 😂😂

[@zakbooth2725]

I had a feeling Mark would fot in well. Good job on getting him on!

[@ricksheard1093]

Been wanting this guy on for a while... didn't disappoint

[@Lost.soul24]

Massive guest 🫡 keep smashing it the boys

[@jasonsewell7150]

Mark was a great guest he's hilarious, crackin pod

[@clairekelly793]

As a mum with a kid that's sensory issues to food, I'm always made up when Dan tries new things and always think of his mum looking down, made up too😢❤

[@japiro14]

Don't most kids have that?

[@widespreadGoose]

No one today can out comedy mark Normand

[@EliBrigante]

He’s so clinical and high volume. I pray he’s remembered

[@gregwoollam8382]

I remember one of my mates telling me he stole his neighbours tablets for alcohol dependency called artane, and if you take a few and drink on them, they become the most potent hallucination drug. But he ended up in hospital because he thought his sister's new born baby was a fruit machine and tried to get nudges on his head. And his whole family was all sat on one chair.....all on each other's knee.

[@ElzoLowe]

What an insane episode lads!
My favourite comic on my favourite pod?!?! my heads fallen off like

[@MARSH_DJ]

Sat in my garden with a biff in the go, and this is the highlight of my week! Up the lids 👊🏼

[@jorisbohnson4051]

Me too. Enjoy

[@KingDomsKingdom85]

Biff or bifta? 2 very different things brother... both get smoked tbf 😂

[@jamesthemoonhead]

Chilling with the boys init haha

[@kfly2538]

Don’t forget about roast potatoes! They where the very first thing Dan tried and liked last Christmas

[@jamesthornton3539]

You're telling me Dan had never tried roast potatoes until last year?! Jesus.

[@ZedWhyExW]

Mark starts at 1:02:17

[@willingtooppose7919]

Thanks !! You know :)

[@mysalival100]

Met David suchet a few times over the span of about 20 years super nice guy. If I'm ever going to an event again that he'll be at I'll see if we can arrange a meet and greet for Fins Mum 😂

[@finnlayk]

She said yes please😂

[@mysalival100]

@@finnlayk I'll see what I can do 🫡

[@mattcoates8988]

Recently found your podcast and fucking love you guys but you had 1 of the biggest comics in the world with you and a lot of the time you talked amongst yourselves. Still loving the work, you're killing it.

[@pauljatterbury]

This IS the best podcast in the world..!! 😂😂

[@liamthomas2014]

Never take the lid fully of a pottie noodle. Add water then recover. Took me 30 years to work that out. It’s all about the lid lids

[@brillbennyboy]

I mean that's literally always been written on the side of the pot noodle

[@liamthomas2014]

@@brillbennyboy when did I say I was smart? Fuck off with your reading.

[@nicholasairey4934]

Omg the idea of having Luis j Gomez on the pod is amazing pls get this done lads

[@niezohe7392]

Beast of an idea... He's a real ass dude 🔥

[@duncefunce1513]

Seems inevitable, but will he have Zac with him?

[@duncefunce1513]

Seems inevitable, but will he have Zac with him?

[@Azuraahh]

BIG guest for the boys, fucking nice

[@albertosaldana7456]

Mark is the funniest comedian alive

[@willhapgood3986]

Such an amazing date idea 😂

[@xProRapidZzz]

I GOT MY PATREON BAXK AT THE BEST TIME MARK IS A LEGENX😊

[@DT-lj1wr]

My favorite combo of humans!!!!!

[@johng.4711]

1:02:00 Mark Normand

[@_surreal99]

bless ya Queef!

[@nonemoremannion]

Sensei's solo escapades!

[@Sindensarmy]

Love seeing Dan try new food, done well there lads, quality content.

[@aaronhelfor8764]

Mark shouting out Buffalo was cool. I’ve been up here for like 8 years and have seen him every time he’s been through, he always murders

[@primenacer3595]

Brighton tickets sold out ras I was trying to buy for Dan's show! bloody gutted!

[@FlyinHawaiian808]

Man these guys sound hilarious and I ain’t talkin bout derrr jokes 😂

[@rjflores438]

I would have loved to go to the Harrogate gig but unfortunately I am working. Gutted but hey, nowt I can really do! Ive already used up my annual leave lol

[@pigwizard3486]

Anyone else gone to the shop and bought a pot noddle after seeing Dan try one 😂

[@rakim126]

Dan tries food helped me realize how we are all big babies about something

[@Creamygoodne55]

If he’s never had noodles get him a Wagamama

[@chezs1379]

This is me circle of death 😂

[@tomrogers3713]

Amazing episode ❤

[@b_i_l_l_w_i_l_l_i_a_m_s_o_n]

I just got lulled into listening to these guys talk for about 10 minutes and gun to head couldn’t tell you one thing they spoke about

[@hyprxninja1094]

The Tiger Woods Joke deserved so much more it got

[@RebekahDunne]

Was at Mark and HAW in vicar st. Both were mental. Bit too drunk shouty but good craic

[@JasonVoorheesFriday13th]

1:02:20 Mark Arrives

[@JimNortonsAlcoholism]

These are some strong accents for an American to get. Good on Mark.

[@jillianwilson1240]

40:49 Finns face 😂

[@charlesmurphy9173]

48:25 Hate to break it to you guys but subway toast the sandwich BEFORE putting the veg on like lettuce. Lettuce stays crispy, check mate

[@nathankail6428]

What a Saturday!

[@j-t4436]

I would have been very surprised if Mark knew what ‘belta scran’ meant 😂

[@niezohe7392]

The petition starts here, get Luis J Gomez on 🔥

[@adamdrakestudio]

I know he's just an ordinary guy but seeing Mark with a Neros and imagining him going in and ordering is making me non-weirdly excited.

[@HaveAWordPod]

Probably a bad idea to tell you that we made Harry go and grab that for him isn’t it 😂

[@adamdrakestudio]

@@HaveAWordPodI did wonder if he might have been saved the inconvenience. Still, drinking a Neros, comedy!

[@japiro14]

If they drink Starbucks

[@craigcoleman8003]

I love these "Dan tries food" sections ... it's so epic 😎

[@DaveEd2499.]

Boys can you get Dan to do super noodles on bread and butter? I am 100% confident he’d love it

[@spicymchaggisjig1294]

Dan needs to try Ramem, proper shoyu ramen with the full works

[@vikinginspace4881]

I love have a werd! Comedy!

[@hydrangeadays]

Why can't Carl or Adam babysit for you, Dan?

[@mybigmouth97]

Peter Whittingham played for us at Blackburn in the 17/18 season.

[@harryarrowsmith3546]

In the first quarter when Carl talks about men needing there own space and all 4 of them said I don't know why, this is men's mental health at its hight as none of us talk that's why you have your own little space.

[@ewanp8392]

Absolutely class

[@tomfrench7146]

Can’t believe (actually I can tbh) that’s the first time Dan’s tried noodles. Got to try him on some super noodles, and if that goes well some Soba or Buldak noodles

[@annabethsmith-kingsley2079]

As a Canadian Smiths fan I gotta say Manchester's done a couple of things right...

[@bni6786]

The poirot films are heavy. First 2 are on Disney plus. New was was a belter aswell

[@stewartstoddart1220]

Best pod on the planet

[@danielcoe2382]

Haven’t watched in a little by but Adam is looking good

[@mattpeverall8090]

Saturday morning in the gym with HAW! Belta

[@ricksmis]

Had to make some super noodles half way through

[@ThePobz78]

Have you done any other room apart from that tiny one above the pub in Lancaster??

[@InArgCroitheGoDeo]

There’s a company that runs a tour departing from Wigan Pier to Pyongyang. It’s my life goal to do it

[@MSordernature]

Those Brand accusations better not be coming off just Jim Jefferies' tales because he got caught in a lie publically before.

[@gabrielle6326]

The good wife is brilliant

[@domleo1077]

Tugay and Tuncay Sanli were 2 different players.

[@ts64587]

Mark Normand, can get annoying but potentially the funniest guy in the world

[@scottelliott8268]

Listening in Turkey laughing tits off getting strange looks around pool😅😅

[@jordanwillrog]

Adam, ur on boiling point lad

[@Charlie.c19]

Whittingham did play for Blackburn, c'mon Carl

[@ryanmckean]

Scrambled Eggs on Toast
Scotch Egg

[@Adam-fs9bj]

Surely next up would be super noodles👌🏼

[@liamcarter5778]

Seen some of the thing Adam has wore, he can't call anyone a wool

[@TheWindynook]

Doner kebab flavour pot noodle is the king! 58:27

[@d_vinci.]

What’s the story with theses and Russel brand ?

[@tcolley]

Is the American sports gear common in Liverpool?

[@danbanton1061]

Please get Ryan long when he's in the UK

[@georgeclarke3133]

Adam talking like he's from the wirral just so mark can understand him

[@Ove08]

COMEDDDYYYYY

[@forecheckbackcheckpaycheck]

This will be so surreal to watch, f'in Kevin Hart on the show, let's go ya queefs!

[@szmitster]

Suchet is the only Poirot 👐

[@thedilettante1373]

nice

[@cityofnorden]

Tugay Kerimoğlu 🔥

[@Formally-known-Prince-Andrew]

My argument against your suicide theory is Bridgend