The dumb question that almost broke Jason Kelce
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 29 ก.ย. 2024
- Occasionally we take time out of being a football show to try and answer the internet's dumbest question from 5 years ago. Somehow this ended up being the segment that almost derailed our whole episode.
Let us know in the comments if are you team 1 hole or team 2 holes.
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Jason seemed pretty passionate about this for someone who’s “not getting into this” 😂😂😂
His analogy’s are terrible 😂 he’s like that friend that just can’t argue at all its halarious
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Travis just baited him into it. Jason couldn't help it lol
When Jason says “I’m not getting into this,” he’s giving himself time to prepare his opening statement
i mean thats just brotherly love lol@@DenverGhost
Truly this is the most philosophical channel of our time.
😂😂😂
Thanks you Jason for explaining my hatred of these stupid thought questions that are phrased si any answer is valid
If you open both doors, why aren't there four holes? Each door has an entrance and an exit.
If you're in the middle of a straw, do you think, "I'm in two holes"?
I’m with Travis on this one. That visual of being wrapped in a giant straw means being inside a single hole is indisputable really 😅
If I asked you to dig a hole in the ground, would there be two open ends, or just one?
@@Luckyhearts if you went right through earth still one…
Part 2: Jason asks Travis how many holes Taylor Swift has 😂😂😂
that got intense very quickly
One hole, two openings
I can't stop laughing
A. Jason "I'm not gonna get into semantics."
B. Jason proceeds with (his version of) semantics for 5 minutes.
Hahahaha!
Semantics (Jason’s Version)
@@graciedisonI laughed too hard at this 😂😂😂
Jason is so me as an older sibling lmaooo "if you'd let me talk" 😂 meanwhile he's been talking the whole time 😅😅😅
Also, he really filled up the swear jar on this one 😂
The “hole” time 😂
As a youngest sibling, thank you for acknowledging this flaw of your people! 😂
Travis is being the cheeky little brother and Jason has taken the bait and can’t let it go - hilarious 😂
I am SO here for it.
The subject didn't matter, Trav was just eating up watching his brother lose his shit.
And I'm here for it every time Travis gets him wound up 😂
It’s cause he’s naughty and sneaky 😂
It’s hilarious.
Trav putting on an absolute masterclass in agitation
😂😂
He really did!
I was dying that whole bit. Lmao He was legit getting pissed about it. 😂
Was it a whole bit? Or was it a hole bit? 🤯
Tooooo funny.
You can tell their siblings!!!! I don't think I'VE EVER SEEN Jason so wound up, unless on the field!!!!! Trav's just chill & messing with his brother & Jason can't help himself!!!!!
I am so glad that the world becoming obsessed with Travis has introduced me to Jason. His ridiculous passion brings me such joy.
Yes! Same! And Jason and Travis’ relationship is gold. They are so funny and genuine.
His wife is the true hero of the trio
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Travis just trolling and Jason not realizing it is just gold 🤣
Jason realized…someone help this man
Bucket list: #1. Go partying with Travis and his scientist buddies. 😂
... at either a Super Bowl after party or an Eras Tour concert.
🤣🤣🤣 I haven’t laughed so hard in a long time after hearing Jason say “If you say you’re bringing me a sandwich and you hand me a hot dog I’m gonna say what the $&@“ is this?”
Man that’s funny!!!
Jason should run for office. He would beat anyone in a debate.
Because it shouldn't be based on policies?! 😂
beat anyone up*
5 minute segment based off 1 dumb question… podcast gold
Almost as good as Jason explaining the twilight movies.
Jason: “we need more innovative questions”
Also Jason: “If you have a hole that’s open… that goes straight… that goes to the left”😂 SIRRRRR
5 minutes and 20 seconds later😂
I woke this morning a two hole guy, but I think I've been converted to a one hole guy. Pretty eventful day
How can you listen to that and be on Travis' side? He got thoroughly beat down by Jason.
@@sscswimmer1 I think it's because I realized there are just two sides of one hole. Technically there are two openings but it's one singular hole that goes all the way through. If the straw had a divider in the middle then it would be two holes but since it doesn't its one hole with two openings
@@brandoncomer6492 so if there's 10 manholes going down a 5 mile street they're all still one hole with multiple openings?
@@_Berserker__ It's kind of like how from the mouth to the anus is just one long tube making people flesh donuts, and like someone commented above, a donut only has one hole.
@@sscswimmer1 the question was about a straw 😂
You can literally see the point of interest in Jason's face when Travis asked "is a burger a sandwhich?" Shit... What is life, anymore?!
😂😂😂 The No dumb question that broke Jason Kelce 🤣🤣 he went into complete Dad mode rant .. hahahahah 😆
Jason has the prerequisite amount of anger to be a hall of fame offensive lineman. Travis, on the other hand, has the ice in his veins to be a hall of fame tight end. Never flustered he is. Felix and Oscar these two!
Jason in his on the ceiling passionate, agitated firm belief on this topic, and Travis with his laid back chill just poking the bear to keep the agitation building. 😂
Oh my, Jason & Kylie have said that Wyatt is MOST like Jason, & is passionate & dramatic!!!! Just wait til she's a teenager!!!!! 😂🤣
The single person that gets under Jason Kelce's skin 🤣 I love this podcast so much
Jason is so hilariously passionate about the holes. Lol
You know this is a special family when Eagles fans love Travis and Chiefs fans love Jason! Love this family...
Jason is so funny when he gets excited about something - and he has opinions about anything and everything! Love this guy - he's going to have a brilliant career as an announcer when he retires from football! It's so much fun to listen to these two brothers who are hilarious.
So a donut has 2 holes??
Not long enough to feasibly be inside and see two exits, one hole. If you did calculus on it, two holes.
His point is you can pinch a straw and it becomes two holes. So why isnt it two holes to begin with. I feel like thats semantics😅
Depth doesn’t matter, straw and donut is the same damn thing.
@@justingero8503 I think the fact the donut is solid whereas the straw is hollow makes the donut 1 hole and the straw 2 holes.
@@jakefulton2125 please elaborate on how the “because they donut is solid and the straw is hollow” part.
I don't think I've laughed this hard in awhile?!🤣🤣🤣👍 Pure GOLD!!!
Heeeee! Travis enjoyed himself waaaay too much here. Classic little brother. 😂😂😂
Here's a way of thinking about it. If you have a piece of paper with a hole in the middle of it, mostly everyone would agree that it's just one hole. If you were to take a piece of wood and drill a hole in the middle, it's one hole. It doesn't matter how thick the hole is, it's still the same hole.
What if you turn the paper over? That's another hole...
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Or what if you drill one hole then turn it over and drill another. Thats 2 holes. I guess then it would converge into one but since it was 2 its always 2
@@tylerramsey9502 if it matters how the holes came to be then what happened if you tape 2 pieces of paper together to make a cylinder? Is that 0 holes
Bingo
Jason is reminding me of my old co-worker who would argue about the dumbest sh*t like this for hours 😂
When I watch this I can just see them talking like this when they were little boys, hope they keep this brotherly love.
I love how passionate Jason got on this subject lol That’s my fuckin Center right there
Travis knows exactly what he’s doing to Jason! 😂😂
It's one hole. Just because it's long it doesn't change the definition. A tunnel is a hole in a mountain. A door is a hole in a wall. And a "Munchkin" is a doughnut, that used to be a hole.
You know you have a good podcast when you can talk about other topics just as entertaining as you can about football.
Since depth is required, but a bottom isn't, a straw has (or more accurately is) one hole with two openings.” per Google. Lol.
Jason Breathe Eagle Breathe lmao
Travis is poking the bear on purpose 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I feel like we’re at a family barbecue and my cousins and uncle’s are explaining the meaning of life itself in detail after a few shots!
1 hole...2 openings
You guys crack me up...Jason was amped 🤣
Bingo
I was gonna say the same, but you win!
2 holes...1 cylinder.
@@chrisanders713 topologically, you're incorrect.
I would say if we're really tiny and at one end, you would describe one opening as a hole. We start traveling through, you would describe what we're in as a tunnel. Then we reach the other end, and you're probably describing the next opening as a hole again
One hole with two openings. A ground hog has one hole with multiple openings. Dude!
I didn't think anything could break Jason, but the day has come 😂😂😂
I mean me personally I think it’s one hole
The dynamic of baby brother annoying older brother 😂😂😂
I have 4 sons and this right here 😂😂😂😂😂😂
It’s funny to see Jason this passionate about something he’s wrong about😆 Always entertaining to watch the dynamic btwn these two👏🏽
I love to hear travis laughing.
I love to watch him laughing
But but but… there is no dumb questions. We’ve been lied to 😮
Travis is right: a hole is "hollow space" (that is where the word origins from) . It does not matter how many exits or entrances it has, its always the same hollow room. And: a burger and a hot dog are variations of the same thing classified under the expression "sandwich": two slices of bread or bun with slices of meat, cheese, salad or vegetables and different sauces between the bread. The Earl of Sandwic, I guess in the 18th century ,invented this. He was doing paperwork and wanted to prevent the papers from getting greasy from his food, therefore he put all ingredients between two dry slices of bread , so he could hold his meal with one hand while he was writing with the other. Genius! Bon appetit!
Yeah but a hot dog isn't usually served between two separate and distinct pieces of bread/bun, it's between a single piece of bread/bun opened down the middle but still connected underneath the hot dog. Wouldn't that technically make it closer to a taco?
😂😂😂😂 *Everybody’s gangsta til factories start making one-opening-straws. Then everybody is finally gonna agree*
This is literally my brother and I everyday lmao this is why I love this podcast😂
lmfaooo "youre in the middle of a straw, you look to your right, you look to your left" this is so funny how he was baited
Jason is mistaking an “opening” for a “hole” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love ya Jason, but that’s crazy talk. If you drill one hole in a board, you can see it from both sides. If I took a dowel and drilled ONE hole lengthwise through it, it would look like a straw.
I asked Siri
All normal drinking straws are two holed, unless one end is sealed, or more holes are added, but in either case, usually only a two holed straw can function as a drinking straw.
So there gotta agree with Jason
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We asked Siri for the nearest Chevron gas station. It should have been within a mile or 2 of where we were in California. She gave us an address in Texas ... 1000 miles away, and even said, "Here's what I found. Blah-blah-blah station is 1000 miles away at XYZ address."
My faith and reliance on Siri is as guarded as my faith and reliance on politicians.😂😂
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"YOU'RE IN A CAVE! WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!" 😂
It's only one hole btw lol
"We all know a sandwich when we see one" took me OUT 🤣🤣🤣🤣
i cannot agree with Travis on this one. His view on hole is fair, but i just cant agree on his take. Straw has two hole, man. I agree with Jason.
I love how passionate Jason feels about this...😂
A hot dog is obviously not a sandwich.. its a taco
Gotta love Jason wearing his King Triton outfit for the whole podcast! Well done!!
If i was jason's wife, i would hate to argue with him. Does she ever win?
A straw has 2 holes... everything with an entrance and no exit is one whole... everything with 2 or more is 2 wholes. Bend a straw so both ends face you and tell me it's only one whole.
OMG I have not laughed so hard in a while - thank you Jason and Travis - this is awesome! 🤣
Imagine Jason’s first day in Topology class
genus one, continuous deformation, donut, coffee cup etc. Mathematicians do play the game , generally not well or very long as getting hit in the head makes it difficult to do math sometimes. Love the brothers though.
My question to Jason is how many holes does a doughnut have? Assuming the answer is one, my follow up is - How far does the doughnut need to be extruded before it becomes a straw?
I laughed so hard I almost choked.
You know Travis was trolling but Jason was jebaited so bad. You know Travis was trolling when he said Ant farm only has 1 hole.
BTW for people who said a straw only has 1 hole, does that mean that an ant farm (ant hill) only has 1 hole with multiple exit? How bout beehive? only 1 hole?
Google "how many holes does a straw have" You will find out a straw has 1 hole
The "straw" has 1 hole through it. End of conversation
Love the bratty little brother vibe here. 5 minute debate about a hole 😂😂😂😂😂
Did Jason shave off his hair after losing a bet with Travis? And why did Travis shave off his hair (I rather liked his previous look with more hair - he looked younger). So why didn't he call me and ask if he should shave off his hair?
I'm so amused! Travis is intentionally poking him. Also technically a straw is a tube. So I say 2 holes. Two breaks in the surface.
I have a serious question about travel sports vs little league and school. I'm older my kids and friends did little league school like football baseball and they did well. This travel teams seem to be just money takers that kids don't make house. But travel thinks they are elite. Would like your opinion.
Ok, I think the confusion comes from the fact that the kind of hole we first learn about is like, a hole in the ground, which has a terminal point. So people are envisioning some terminal point in the middle of the straw, because they're using a metaphor that doesn't fit. But a hole, in this context, is a empty shape that intersects something, like a donut hole or a hole in a sheet of paper, or a bullet hole, and it has no terminal point. Just one hole that passes clean through.
Imagine being their mom watching her two boys arguing about holes on the internet lol!
Lmao man this shit is classic. If Jason and Travis were in the same room Jason for sure woulda punched him🤣🤣🤣
And then Travis would cry, "Mommy, Jason hit me!"
And Donna would know Travis poked the bear.
😂😂😂
@@penelopefplol i dont know about that. Youve heard Jason tell the story about what happened the last time he punched Travis? Spoiler alert: it did not go well for Jason.
This is absolute comedy gold! Cannot make this up! ‘So now do I live in a hole?!’ I’m dyin here 😂😂😂😂
Any question that sparks a debate ignites Jason
It's great he has very valid points
Jason is right, lol
I’m with Jason on this one it’s two holes I’m sorry, you guys need to go back to school “ No I’m just living in a hole?”
Jason is totally willing to die on that hill. Let's just hope it doesn't have a hole. 😂😂😂
In my opinion I wouldn’t even consider the opening in a straw to be a hole, it’s just a entrance point and exit point for a liquid, also a hole is something that has an opening but ends below the ground
So no such thing as donut holes, holes in ears for pierced earrings, etc....???
The real question we need to ask here is: how many holes does a tunnel have? A straw is technically a tunnel. If we can answer how many holes a tunnel has we have the answer for our straw. 😂😂😂😂😂
Bro woke up on the wrong side of the bed😂
I always use this line I heard growing up playing sports. "Theres no such thing as a stupid question. Only stupid people asking questions."
As much as I like Travis, he’s not really the brainy type haha. For that reason alone I’d say 2 holes.
Even though these guys are in their 30s, debating this, I can see them being in their pre-team debating the same thing lol. Their passion definitely shows that they are brothers lol. Reminds me of me and my Brother growing up lol.
What if “C-A-T” really spelled dog?
It’s one hole LOL. I’m a die hard Bolts fan but damnit I love these guys 😂😂
I love Jason! Just say like it is! He is hilarious! The world will be a better place if we have more men like Jason.
Lmfao need to ask coach Reid that question live 😂
lets be honest a straw is just a plastic tunnel...🤔
Gotta love Jason 😂😂🦅🦅🦅
Jason is correct. Sorry Travis
Gonna start talking about dimensions next 😂
0:11 does this mean that the Kelce Brother watch GMM?!?! That would be amazing!!!!!!
So just throwing this out there. If you go into a cave and can walk straight through and out the other side. People say they’re 2 mouths or openings to the cave is that true