Dave Portnoy Gives His Highest Ever Score Out
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 28 ก.ย. 2024
- DeLucia's pizza gets the joint highest ever One Bite score. #shorts
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when a man tells you that you would drive 3-4 hours for that pizza you know its something serious
That’s exactly what I said after watching this. That’s dedication
Wonder if can ever give out a 10
@@jackstrand5341 I had a stroke reading this. Wanna try again with some proper vocabulary? 🤣
A man with unlimited money
Sorry a thin overcooked pizza can be found just about anywhere
I live 15 min away…. They had to shut down DoorDash and other delivery services after this review lol. They still sell out on a daily.
Damnnn love to see it
That’s amazing
Can i get door dash to bring that pizza to Alabama :( I cant get good pizza anywhere Nothing but fucken Fast food in this joint !!!
@@justwhatevere Time to learn how to make good pizza yourself :p
"they had to shut down doordash after this review and they still sell out on the daily"
-review came out literal minutes ago
why do i feel like this story is bullshit lmao
9.4 that's extreme respect!
6.5 in Italy , 9,4 in Usa
@@giannifraiolimodelsandadve5907 🤓👆
@@giannifraiolimodelsandadve5907no offense, but I absolutely agree that American pizza is better than Italian pizza.
@@UncleBobbo ahahahah 100 top pizzas, red shrimp , michelin stars, golden slice .... to heritage of Unesco! only Italy and italian pizzerias. No offense ... but u don't have idea what are u talking about,forget about it? Ciao
@@giannifraiolimodelsandadve5907 Most humble European.
Wtf was that italian grandma accent "undercarriage to die for" 😂😂😂
Italian grandma and a Jewish New Yorker, very similar accents sometimes.
Yep that was grandma Edith’s voice in her pajamas, pink slippers, hair curlers while smoking a cigarette accent 😂
@@Mike_Stramaglio 🤣🤣🤣
That's a jewish mother accent my man.
@@Kgsoloman-ou6wm - Jewish-Italian is the one-two punch.
“The undercarriage is to die fora” 😅😂🤣💀
Spec Tac U Laa
He sounds so Jewish when he says that 😆
@@kamitebyani5309 sounds like a new yorker
I also love burnt pizza 🥵
@@biged680 it’s literally a quintessential Boston accent, not NY
THE UNDERCARRIAGE TO DIE FOAH
lol'd so hard.
Right? My man sounded like an old New York Jewish lady 😂
@@dreichert1438 Nah. That's Boston bro.
@@emreozgun3846 That's what everyone keeps saying, but I've noticed his accent has gone back and forth between Boston and New York since he has been living in New York for a minute. He's kind of mid on both. Definitely not pure Boston anymore
@@dreichert1438 haha you're right damn New York Flooooppppp changed him :)
I just love the random passerby saying "it's the best" XD
You left out the best part 🤣 *ITS THE BEST, BABY*
9.4 is a MONSTER score 👌🏽
I wonder what they would have to do to get a 10. Is that even achievable? The perfect pizza.
All for a cheese pizza that a can hammer in 20 min? And be hungry later?
Pass.
@@Jschmuck8987if this pizza gets a 9.4, that would mean conclusively that 10 is not achievable.
@@Jschmuck8987Nope. Perfection doesn’t exist.
You can only get close to a 10 without ever touching it like a 9.999999999
Traveled from Northern VA to try this pizza and it did not disappoint. Well deserved monster score.
Loudoun or Fairfax?
i live in Philly and immediately Googled directions
How far from Philly? Im in Indiana pa, i might have a road trip this weekend for a pie
@WendyWoo97 You should be ashamed of yourself. You could have easily went to Andy's Pizza or WiseGuy's and enjoyed a tasty pizza without traveling 2+ hours. Pizza can only be but so good.
@@PatrickRockwell24wrong! Won’t come close to this place
“This is a sexy, girl or guy, shaking that ass walking down the street!” 😂😂😂
just to not offend no one he had to say guy fucking disgraceful
Get your ass to Salt Lake City and try Settebello Pizzeria Napoletana
Don't want to offend.
😂😂😂😂
As a bisexual I appreciated that !
"The Fighting Delucia's"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is a historical moment right here - big review
wsp nickypoo
Recreate this Uncle Nick
and i live 20 min away lol
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Daddy nick
"The undercarriage to die fourrrrrrr" 😂 😂 gotta love it!
Its 4:00pm here now. They close at 9. If I leave now, I can get there by 11am tomorrow.
That's not a bad interpretation for the time factor. Lol
🤣🤣
Pick me up a pie next time, I’ll meet you somewhere & pay cash 💰
Brilliant!!!!
Hilarious 😂
"Ta die Fohr" must be damn good! He went full Bostonian.
Your fucking right he did. People up here kill for Davey Pageviews.
I'm from Boston and this guy is a tool clown with an opinion as valid as a fortune cookie.
Nah bro, he went straight up New York old Jewish lady on that MF
more like full jew
@@bodman951you’re both right. it’s a jewish american expression that originated in the northeast
That audible crunch every time he took a bite, everyone knows the rules.
9.4 is the highest score I've ever seen him give out
He's given a 10
@@That_Metal_Dudethat was a floozy
@@That_Metal_Dude It was a joke 10 for his hometown and he has admitted it, everybody knows the rules.
That's literally the title of the video you spanner
Hence the name of the short…
The sound bite,
" The undercarriage to die for"
(with that accent)............. cracks me up every time!
Hahaha yepppp
This is the pizza that Tony Soprano bought in that one episode where he throws it on the floor during an argument with his wife and leaves but stops, turns around and comes back for the pizza to pick it up again because no man ever wastes a good pizza. 🍕
Unlike Walter White. 😂😂😂
@@Dmoney792 I was thinking about mentioning Waltuh, but he lived in Albuquerque New Mexico, and since this video is about pizza from New Jersey, and Tony Soprano lived in NJ, I thought it was more fitting to mention the latter :-D
I started watching the Soprano's a few months ago. I didn't know how good this show was. I'm 68.
OMG that scene had me dying with laughter. Carmela was also so ungrateful! 😅
@@AgentSmith911 The pizza on the roof in Breaking Bad is Venezia's
Went to their website, they're so busy they have a disclaimer saying they can only cook a certain amount of pizzas a day. Dave gave them so much business they can't cook enough pies.
Was always like that… i live in twon
The place I used to work at I guess now falls to number three I think l o l The Little Rendezvous 9.1 and Yes i'm sure they made money but this place should be lucky it's the fall. When your business is suddenly, 4 times is busy and you have the same staff.
It's not that easy and I hope people are understanding.
Pizzas aren't pies
@@Keklan572you’ve really never heard the term pizza pie have you? Should prolly read a little more
@@Keklan572 yes they literally are called pies lmfao
You can always tell by the crunch sound on the first bite- craving pizza now - damn!
The better the pizza, the moah the Jersey accent comes out.
Ayyyyyyyfoogetdddaboutddddit!
Mad respect to Dave this dude doesn’t sugar coat reviews so hearing a 9.4 score that 🏆🍕🔥🔥
Actually, his extreme pizza grade inflation has been evident the past few years. It's like he now grades on some weird rich man's curve.
mark zuckerberg's doing side quests now
The owner is probably an old Italian guy, pissed that he has to make so many pizzas now.
Man that dough looks incredible,I love how much sauce they put on it and I can hear the crunch..
The crunch when you took a bite said it all!
Facts 🔥🔥🔥
Imo pizza shouldn't be that crunchy, the crust maybe a little bit.
@@ctdieselnut It's slightly crunchy on the outside but nice and chewy on the inside. When someone really knows how to use a brick oven that's perfect!
@@ctdieselnut you're wrong because you don't understand the nature of said crunch. The pizza is paper thin and yet that "crunch" is not a "cracker" crunch. It's a very slight, subtle crunch, the texture is somehow still soft as you begin to chew. It is what all thin slice pizza aspires to be. It's not "that crunchy", it's just "magically crunchy" as in, it shouldn't be able to be both crispy AND soft AND be that thin all at the same time, and yet, somehow this pizza is. I've had it myself and it was every bit as good as Dave said it is. It is actually worth a three hour detour just to enjoy a plain cheese pizza from this place.
@@awakenedtarot7306 i know, i just got hung up on that word. If someone told me, "try this pizza place, they have the crunchiest pie around", id look at you like you had 2 heads lol. I live near new haven and have had all the greats, its one thing we're actually good at.
Also, in the winter, i heat up slices on top of a wood burning stove. If crunch alone is what you're after, just leave it on long enough and the bottom will turn into a tortilla chip. Or, if you're a normal person, the right length of time makes it almost as good as fresh. About 5 minutes. Microwave makes it soggy, oven dries it out, woodstove is awesome if u need to reheat.
"Their high school is probably The Fighting DeLucias" highly underrated prez comment
N then every rival would call them the fighting douches 😆
Actually it's 100% a prez type of comment, because Raritan doesn't have a high school.
Raritan is too small to have it's own high school, so it's actually combined with the neighboring town of Bridgewater to make Bridgewater-Raritan High School, and we were the BRHS Panthers.
Mans said the fighting delucias is the high school
That crunch was crazy. I need that in my life
I wanna get so rich that my outfits don't need to make sense anymore either.
you need to be rich to do that? i see that shit everyday from people that aren’t rich bit give zero fucks..
Hilarious
@@joe6744 I love this theme of holes in his shirts.
It’s a pea coat and jeans. You really that mad at it?
What's even more amazing is an alleged man caring about what another man wears
*”9.4, GASP!”*
“That’s how good this pizza is…..”
Love this dude....and he's hilarious! He always says, "One bite... you know the rules," then proceeds to take 4 bites.😂
He says one bite because if it’s trash he’s only taking one bite
@@dakotakinnardNo?
@@sparty1846yes
I’m dead ☠️😂 that’s facts lol
@@sparty1846yes.
Dave looks like he's about to release tears of joy while eating this pizza.
“The pizza stix.. to stik in to th’oven..”
😭
The 9.4 call almost brought a tear to my eye 🥲😀 good stuff man 💪🏽
9.4 God damn! You could die happy after a review like that
That crust… I heard that crunch and immediately got jealous, lol
I’m a gasping & I’m a pulling….😂
Meanwhile there's a better pizza place a 10 minute drive away (Manville Pizzeria)
the crunch bro, I felt that shit in my mouth
I thought I was the only one. You could taste that sound.
pause
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You felt shit crunch in your mouth? Jk, Lol, I know your comment is old, but I had too say it bro. 😂
@@friartuck103 lmao
When the pizza is so good dave starts channeling his inner italian...every body knows the rules
Nothing better than Jersey pizza.
I’ve been to various places in the country and I always try the local pizzas. Nothing beats a family owned Jersey pizzeria.
Growing up in central Jersey I can confirm
Chicago Pizza, Pepperoni pizza, meat lovers pizza, stuff crust pizza, I can go on with pizzas waaay better than Jersey Pizza 😂
@@Guy-lk3rw cope
@@Guy-lk3rw What do you think theirs only cheese pizza in NJ? Are you serious? They just mean pizza made in Jersey. A pepperoni, meat lovers or a stuffed crust pizza isn't made everywhere but NJ..... like what? I want some of the weed your smoking 😂
Bro that was perfection. The no flop was on point plus the bottom was to die for.
😂
mmmmm burnt crackers with melted cheese...
Undercarriage*
No, no, no...
It's "to die fuwah."
I owned a pizzeria and made tomatoes pies in my early twenties. One thing I learned in all my years, that great pizza has a color, and by the color alone is the first indicator of a great pie. Then comes the crust and subsequent undercarriage plus the sauces. That tomato pie looked like a 9.2 right from the start. Thank you Dave for showing the world these beautiful pies that the US has to offer. I love when you also rate the square which are my favorite too. God Bless you and Frankie
ok boomer
Same, I have worked at all three of the bigs and two mom n pops places. That Pizza looked amazing the minute he opened that box...and the crunch you could hear...(0.o)
Cornball @@boskilingenfelter9515
Who did you owe a pizza to? Did you ever pay up?
Dont call it pie. And it looks much too saucy and not enough cheese
That's literally just a frozen jacks pizza cooked to perfection on the right temperature 😂
3-4 hour drive is crazy so you know the pizza gonna be good
ain't no pizza that good!!
the crisp on that bite was amazing
monte's got that now.
Dude’s got the best job
I think he started barstool just to fund this hobby
Can’t lie that is the most perfect looking pizza I’ve ever seen
@@ed1658as a lifetime Chicagoan, it’s crazy to see you say that - I’ve always thought the place blows. I would trade that joint for any random corner pizza in NY. Who knows, maybe it’s in the nuance of it all.
nah, costco got the best looking pizza
When and why did "I can't lie" become a thing to say when simply stating a thought/opinion?
@@mdw5157 You never heard someone say "Not gonna lie, ..."? It's the same thing
“The fighting deliocious “
Somebody: Hey Dave is it good pizza ?
Dave: UNDERCARRIAGE TO DIEEE FOR
9.4 translates to, you'll travel and you'll do some strange to get that crisp and be ok with it
I've traveled for strange many times!
Not sure I'd drive 3 hours for any pizza, but I do like a good pizza!
I used to work right by there. We ate there 3 times a week. Love it
I am originally from NJ and I want to go back just to try this place. Looks amazing.
"you drive 3-4 hours for this pizza". Lol! That's some good pizza
I drive 4 hours and end in Italy. Were you can eat WAAAAAAAAAAY better pizzas than this one is/looks
He gave Montes in Lynn Ma. a perfect score of a 10
9.4 clearly this is in the conversation for best pizza in the world
*in america, every pizza in italy is better than this one
@@madlad847 No, not really.
Italian pizza is overrated.
@@samithonjames370 no, not really
@@madlad847every pizza is a stretch though
where'd you go in italy to get pizza? want to know what was overrated@@samithonjames370
Been going here for years they finally calmed down from this review and got to go back without the wait still awesome as usual
What’s the name of this place and where’s it located.
@@Ishmaell711 DeLucia's in Raritan, NJ
His accent became more pronounced! Thats when you know it hits hard!
“One bite, we all know the rules, one and done”
Proceeds to finish the entire slice !!!
Lol😅
Pizza reviews are in my algorithm today. And today is Thanksgiving. I’m hours away of being disappointed with turkey and not pizza. I now have to watch turkey review video’s
“da undercarriage to die for”
This is the portnoy I like
You know its good when he breaks the one bite rule lmao
The one bite rule means it's trash.
If he only takes one bite, it's too gross to take another lol.
He's literally never taken a single bite and given a score.
@@Trollololololful Yes he has.
@@ethan.... Not for at least 5 years. He always at least takes a crust bite.
It's all one bite until you swallow
I live about 15 mins away from here and I pass it all the time. Any time I pass it there is always a line going down the street. It doesn’t matter if it’s rain or shine, weekday or weekend, summer or winter, there will always be a line outside of this place
From Los Angeles here, drove down yesterday. It is by far, the best pizza I have ever tried.. it’s def worth it.
You know the rules ……5 bites and then we review!😂
I’m from Jersey but moved to CA many years ago. This is making homesick for my local pizza place so bad I miss real pizza everyday :(
Same here man. Live in WA state now. And always crave the real deal.
I spent some time in Santa Barbara. A friend asked me to see how the pizza is in CA. The best one I had there was Domino's. The Mom &Pop shops were terrible.
There is always California Pizza Kitchen.
@@davisonthomas4697 not even close.
Over pizza? At least you got better weather in Cali 😂😂
Oh my God, never thought I'd see another 9.x HOLY CRAP, BRAVO!! DeLucias
Maybe he will rough sex this pizza up like his other accusers????
Alex stein 99 will own his sorry excuse for a company.. dave is a pos
The pepperoni is probably beyond fire as well at such an authentic spot.
No European would drive hours for any food. I love this American passion
More like the American struggle lol
You know it’s good when he takes more than one bite
Nah it's getting a 9 when he only makes noises and shit and can't formulate a sentence until he finishes the slice. He low-key 2 bites alot of slices hahs
That looks absolutely perfect
The funniest thing is that the only other 9.4 I've seen Dave give was some random ass slice of cake.
That’s the kind of pizza I grew on in Jersey! Now bring some of that to South Florida!
There has to be a ton of these type of pizza places in FL cause all you NJ and NY move down there.
This guy had so many different slices from many pizzerias. I’d be curious to taste the pizza being a New Yorker. In my opinion, there’s a place in Staten Island called Denino’s Pizzeria and in Brooklyn Ciccio’s Pizza but a square pizza L&B!!!
That's a beautiful looking pie!
Omg just the look of it with no flop is making my mouth water🤤
I'm not saying this pizza doesn't look amazing, BUT there are certain pizza shops that I absolutely love because of the amount of flop they do have. Something about a really floppy pizza done right just tastes really, really good to me. 🤷♂️
@@michaelsimsjr3487 yea its hit or miss on those usually tho, ive never had a bad pizza thats thin crust that doesn't flop tho
Fathers day, gonna make the drive from Virginia for this. Thank you Sir!
Tony's NY Pizza in Manassas is where you need to go.
They're called Pizza Flats , Dave
"Pizza sticks" 😂
It’s a peel!
@@leonardticsay8046 😉
Clearly the moths enjoyed your shirt as much as you enjoyed that pizza.😂
This must be the best job on the internet. Pizza reviews
More a hobby lol. Guys worth mega money.
Now he has to go to New Haven and try Frank Pepe’s and Sally’s
hes worth hundreds of millions haha definitely a fun hobby tho
@@julioalcaraz5417 He has.
RIP all those Italian pizza makers that have to hear that this pie is 'the best in the world'...
"Ok google, how long would it take to get to this pizza from Toronto?"
I think he’s in love
Dave portnoy is my favourite person in the world 😂👍🏼
Ate here after the review. So good! Will def go back
You got to be kidding, that pizza is full of air bubbles!
If I leave now, I can get there in 42 hours.
That's my type of pizza! Looks perfect.
That's exactly how I like pizza
The way that crust crunched.... HNNNGHHH
You don’t know crunch until you’ve had Minelli’s pizza in Columbus. You’ll break it tooth.
This is way Better than that Connecticut pizza shit
Probably, but I wouldn't shit on anyone who makes food that other areas like. Everyone has different taste. This place is probably still better
What's so different about it? He loves this and New Haven pizza, therefore they must be extremely similar because he only likes his pizza one way like a child@@raulm116
I work in nearby Bridgewater. A coworker had the idea to order from here. We waited 2 hours and all the pizzas came out burned and flavorless like stale matzah. My boss didn't even get her order. They've given up on quality since this review and are resting on their now completely undeserved laurels.
yes exactly happened to me both pizzas ere burned like ..1 ok but 2 ?!!!
Store traffic is probably gonna be bananas now.
Those poor, poor workers...
That’s called job security stop crying
@@samychabouh1238 yes papa.