Everything Wrong With The Beekeeper in 23 Minutes or Less
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This felt like Statham went full Seagal with this one, at no point did it feel like his character was in the slightest danger and he should have worn a cape.
You stole my thunder. Seagul. Exactly.
You know your days of being being considered an A-list action star are over when you start to get compared to Steven Seagal out of all people.
Haven't seen the movie but this threat made me sad...
In support of Statham: you're still T.0.P.s' pet cheetah and your faster in the basement than on the street. ❤
Whoever directed this movie probably needs to reevaluate their career, writer as well.
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT 😁
Every time he said he was just a "beekeeper" while going all John Wick on everything & everyone....
This movie is essentially asking for John Wick but your mom responding “We have John Wick at home.”
No, not even close, stop it. Get some help.
@@jdottdeestv8149stop the cap you know hes right
Jason has been doing Jason before John Wick. Trying to drag John Wick into this is such a stretch.
That scene where the fbi guy tried to tell the scammer son how scary it is to have beekeeper after you I just couldn’t stop thinking about that scene in john wick 1 where viggo tells his son hems fucked
So true, RL LOL 😂😂😂
Anyone else feel like Jason Statham has made this same movie 9 times ?
Yes, and I’ll probably watch the 10th one, too.
Yes, and sadly, I've seen them all
@reptocilicus Right😹And The 11th, 12th and 13th Etc., Lol
Liam neeson approves this txt!
Is because Hollywood barely has any actors and actresses left😂
"Oh, you like fires? Lols, you're mama's house burned down, how you like dem fires?!"
Just a cold f**king burn its amazing haha
you are mamas house?
😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀
I think “the last pair of eyes that you’re gonna sneer at” was the perfect way to tell him you’re fucked.
That FBI chick was so horribly portrayed. She wouldn't even make a good traffic cop let alone an FBI agent. I'd have given her 100 sins just for her acting.
So an excellent ATF agent.
Yes 💯🥱🤨😤
"diversity"
@@DoffyDogg are you saying she was a DEI hire, so she was under qualified? 🤣
@@jacobstaten2366 i don't think any actor can be blamed in a movie like this.
Jason Statham and Josh Hutcherson is the most unexpected duo to come together with this movie
I didn't even know Hutcherson was still working. He dropped off the planet after Future Man.
@@casthedemondo check Hutcherson's actual filmography or if you are only interested in really big audience numbers try 5 Nights at Freddy's
@@casthedemonuhhh have you seen the fnaf movie?
My grandfather raised bees...and YES they would have followed the air bisruption back to the shooters. And they would have been very pissed off.
Regular pissed off or GENOCIDE pissed off?
ray, yeah, they should've added the bees attacking the gunmen, missed opportunity for a laugh. truth. put all of your faith on Jesus if you want to avoid hell. do it now before you die.
@@MartianWasp Yes. My God yes.
Even non-africanized bees would have taken the scorched earth approach.
i never knew i needed to see a movie with Jason Statham as Winnie the Pooh
It's Garbo
You don't.
WHAT IS THIS GUY FOCKING PROBLEM.!!!!!!!!! CINEMASINS.
THIS MOVIE IS AN INSTANT CLASSIC. WE FEEL SORRY FOR YOU AN YOUR HATED #FAMILY
you should have. took you long enough.
@@HansOlo0788 WHAT is this cinema sin guy Focking PROBLEM. It was a good movie
We feel sorry for you cinema sin
This movie is a lot more watchable when you stop looking at it as an action movie and see it for the comedy it truly is.
Like 'Get Out' and 'Malignant' as horror vs comedy.
It’s comical how useless guns are in this movie. They said to hell with stormtrooper logic, our baddies won’t even attempt to fire the guns.😂
@@leonardebron6032 I always love how in movies, they always seem to be covered in KY jelly. It's so easy to knock a gun out of someone's hand.
No need to see it as any genre, it's just a terrible but entertaining movie.
Well by definition of choreography (particularly in the “final boss” fight with the Scottish dude) and high volume of weapon usage it qualifies as an action movie regardless, but yes obviously none of us are here to take the movie seriously, and the movie never expects us too either. That’s what makes it stand out from so many other action movies, they tried to take themselves too seriously. This one accepted the fact that it’s ridiculous from the beginning and embraced it in a natural and organic way that genuinely worked on-screen.
The office that gets blown up was my old jobs office. It’s in Langley, Berkshire UK. I enjoyed watching it be blown up 😂😂
So, I put on a free presentation at our local community library for seniors (free of course) to teach them how to recognize scams and look out for red flags.
Even though the rest of this movie sucked, I use the snippets from the overacting scammers and Claire's (Huxtable) interaction as a good way to kick off the presentation and get their attention.
I have to give the movie credit, it does do a good job presenting how one of these scams would work, and is easy to follow which works perfect for helping to inform seniors.
Thanks for helping and taking the time to inform people. I used to work in fraud and had to try and help seniors who had been scammed almost every day.
ya, that was the only good part of this movie.
Look at the old guy who smoke checked the Uber driver. She made mistakes but the crooks 📞 the old man 2x while the PD was still there.
@@ekaj7466 it was,and they even f.cked that up, with scammers cheering and holding presentations etc.
the method of the scam was right and good to publicize, but every other thing about the scammers int he plot was just effing ridiculous.
Jason Statham being Jason Statham
It's worked for 20 years and continues to do so.
So why change now.
(Not that he could)
He doesn't even try to do the easiest accent ever. I love how the producers and writer gave an explanation why his accent is shit.
Idk why the drawing of the bee had me howling 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
We're artists. Put us in the Louvre.
Not the bees!
Made me laugh too.
@@CinemaSinsI saw this at the cinema and I thought that the movie was going to end with Adam Clay tricking Derick into killing his president Mum and therefore getting arrested .
Ok ending though .
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@@CinemaSins "We're artists. Put us in the Louvre"
so you can do Louvresins?
don't think so.
One of Hollywood’s greatest suggestions by James Dean “Don’t Act Drinking The Coffee, Just Drink The Coffee”
"Like he's a bard and Jarnathon is in attendance" 🤣🤣🤣
Oh Jarnathon !
@@benderrodriguez7372 That was such a good movie. I wish it did better, would've loved a sequel.
This is just when Agent 47 took a summer to become a gardener in Italy right?
John Wick, with bees
John Wax 🐝
Next, brick laying and being nobody.
John Wick except he doesn’t have the one weakness of being constantly blindsighted by a rapidly approaching car with headlights on. Not that those ended up mattering against Wick anyways.
Any time I don’t ‘really’ want to watch a movie, I just watch the cinema sins
Try watching Pitch Meetings or How It Should Have Ended, vastly superior alternatives in every single way. Idk if you’re a Stranger Things fan or not, but in the wise wise words of Argyle, “Try before you deny!”
@17:35 Mentioning the "hot girls" folder on the desktop, but not the presence of both a "life insurance" folder and a "life insurance RECENT" folder after the earlier phone conversation you mentioned about estate planning lol
+1 sin!
Definitely!
life insurance is probably just code for corn
Someone stole 200 from my account, and the bank called me up and had the refund loaded up within an hour. Unfortunately with less Jason Statham.
I cannot confirm that the bank does not have Jason Statham on contract in a more discrete fashion.
If you had to choose between getting your 200 back within an hour or having Jason Statham game-end a bunch of fraudsters, would you really choose the 200?
Little Jason is 5'6'' he's not beating up any men in real fights.
Do you really think this little man jason stateham can fight? I'd slam him around like a toy. Come on girl, stop believing what you see in movies.
Perfect timing. Just watched this movie for the first time last night
Was it the last time aswell
Fun Fact about all those bee related hexagons in the opening: Bees don’t make hexagons, they only make circles. The hexagon-like pattern is part optical illusion, part science. The shape comes from the fresh wax melting, drying, and shrinking from worker/hive heat. 🐝
So bees make hexagons, check.
Wow, bees are interesting little shits
Experts disagree on whether bees make hexagonal shaped cells. Most believe that they do because they're efficient, strong and hold more honey than other shapes. Other efficient shapes are equilateral triangles and squares. Circles would require bees to use more wax to fill in the gaps which is hard work.
"Always Bee closing" - that one movie
“Statham swinging his beenis around”🤣 god I love this channel
Is it fair to say that he has a huge Libeedo?
Does anyone else try to guess some of the audio outtakes on these videos? The minute I saw the Beekeeper approach the guy at the gas station, all I could think of is "I need yah clothes, yah boots, and yah motorcycle." Lol.
I live in Springfield, MA and me and the theater I was at were BAFFLED to see that was our town was represented lmao
Didn't see bart or homer around. 😂
“He’s headed to Springfield!”
“Doh!”
When Clay kicks the dudes fake leg out from underneath him, that shit was hilarious.
It was such a funny scene
"Ugh... **Looks down** oh." **Kicks the goddamn prosthetic**
The Bee Transporter 🐝
It's kind of amazing the cast they got for this movie that no one even noticed when it came out
well it could have been a decent statham movie if is wasnt for the awful cop sideplot which went nowhere
@@seanquek3231 the way that suicide scene was shot made me thing she was actually murdered, and i was actually a little intrigued by that. but then yeah, all down hill from there
I saw this shit in the theater. Came super close to walking out. Would've if I hadn't just walked out of Arrgyle. This is an absolutely dog shit movie
@@knightradiant4990 that lady cant act to save her life
@seanquek3231 🧐The Woman Who Unalived Herself?? You're Saying That, Phylicia Rashad Can't Act??🙄
No comment on the 11:24 water leak in the FBI field office ceiling?
My thoughts exactly!
I strongly disagree with your statement that this film wants you to take it seriously. I feel like everyone in this film knows how ridiculous it is and are having fun with it.
Its definitely intentionally camp and Im down for it
You’re exactly right. For the sake of content, this channel deliberately takes things out of context and forces opinions that can’t even stand on their own two legs. Which is why this channel fails on every imaginable count of being genuine criticism or valid insight.
Hey look, Jeremy dropped the BetterHelp sponsorship.
At least, we hope he DROPPED it. I better not see it come back.
I saw an ad for it during the video, but that could just be TH-cam...
What's going on with betterhelp
@@exmachina1405 propably a scam, most youtube adds are.
2:45 Reminds me of the FSA company that my employer used to work with that would put your card on hold and demand a receipt for EVERY transaction you ever did with it. Including the ones at a business with doctor in their name. You think I went to Dr Smith, DDS to buy soda with my FSA card?
My company still uses one like that
Mine did too
WHAT IS THIS GUY FOCKING PROBLEM.!!!!!!!!! CINEMASINS.
THIS MOVIE IS AN INSTANT CLASSIC. WE FEEL SORRY FOR YOU AN YOUR HATED #FAMILY
I think Jason Statham used the same accent coach as Sean Connery did for his Russian accent The hunt for red October
😅 Or, Connery’s Spanish accent in ‘Highlander’, his Irish accent in ‘Untouchables’ … 😉✌️
@@razzle1964 there can be only one!
I'm pretty sure you mean The Hunt for Red October.
@@indyspotes3310 yes thanks for catching that
This movie was better than I first thought...
Is anyone else clamoring to hear “not the beeees!” in the outtakes?
My favorite was the Simon reference from Die Hard. Felt perfect
Really enjoyed this one. Looking forward to the sequel.
Unfortunately , there's not going to be(e🐝) a sequel .
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Maybe hunter Biden could play a role.
Wait… we were supposed to take this seriously? Then why was I laughing so hard when I saw this in theatres?
No, we weren’t. And at no point did the movie ever make it seem like we were supposed to take it seriously, it wasn’t even taking itself seriously. Therein is the biggest problem with CinemaSins at its core. It refuses to acknowledge anything except petty criticisms and makes a point of never giving due credit for successes in film. No movie is perfect, but that doesn’t mean there’s not a single good thing to say about it. It’s a dishonest review, a dirt cheap knockoff of cinema commentary and critique. They’re not even presenting a fully developed stance or perspective on a movie, simply listing off stupid, irrelevant, contrived, or things deliberately taken out of context that they choose to take issue with. The comedy pulls itself apart.
My only complaint about this movie is Jason's character is WAY to overpowered. The Beekeeper steam rolls everyone. The FBI, Secret Service, Navy Seals and Delta Force etc. And he does it with no issue because the movie turns them into chumps
"Wick" and "Neeson" being casually used as verbs and we all understand 😅
That scanner call center is ridiculously inaccurate. #1 it is in the US where they could be prosecuted by American authorities and the labor costs are probably really high; #2 it looks like a vegas casio for no reason at all.
More specifically, my suspension of disbelief was pushed the furthest by the fact that the call center seems to be no more than an hour’s drive away. But there’s something to be said for the film likely trying to avoid political or racial commentary by playing in to commonplace and controversial stereotypes. Attempting to paint no nation in a negative light aside from the US itself. The Scottish agent comes the closest, but doesn’t follow any widespread political stereotypes, and he was one man, the crew leader. The rest of his crew was left unspecified.
thew female cop in this movie was the worst actress and almost made this movie unwatchable i had to fast foward all her scenes
I didn’t even know about this subplot until now. What a waste of time. Of course she ticks off boxes.
Not true, they could have cast Tessa Thompson for the role
So basically she was the Kristen Stewart of this movie? Got it. I'll check this movie off my list then.
@@mackenzie_frenzy6933 oh no, she did have more than one facial expression. Maybe two or three. Anyway it doesn't matter, you either watch it because you want to see Jason Statham doing action scenes or you don't.
Not one bullet hole in cop car at gas station 😂😂
They want me to believe that the daughter comes in, sees her mother dead and doesn't kill him immediately?
If I came into my mom's house and saw her laying dead with a strange man in the house, you best believe I'm emptying the clip.
I mean to each their own I supposed, but such an action would cost her the entire career she’s worked for. Only a matter of days to lose her badge, position, and firearm. Jason was fully compliant, showing no resistance and no attempt at violence. Would have stopped counting as self-defense long before that point, and turned to cold-blooded murder. Not the kind of thing a police chief can turn a blind eye to.
The fact that you went the route of sinning this movie for supposedly teaching potential scammers how to scam instead of removing a sin for showing normal people how these scams work, what to look out for and what mistakes not to make is wild to me.
Perfect example of why this channel is a heap of garbage. There’s no actual commentary, insight, or genuine criticism. Only petty callouts, overcrowded by crude and often inappropriate “jokes.” If you’re someone who actually enjoys watching cinema and absorbing and evaluating it for what it is, don’t waste your time watching this channel, ever. It’s as thin as a sheet of paper, with no depth or semblance of deeper value.
Saying all of this having not watched the video btw, I do follow my own advice. I’m just here to react to the comments, and disappointedly shake my head at the sheeplike fans.
I've never heard of this movie but I'm going to watch this.
It was decent for what it is, and that is coming from someone who can't stand Jason Statham.
Don't waste your time, trust me.
@Gr8Incarnate @V3racious3
I meant the sins video.
@@PittsburghSportsFan43 Thank god
@@PittsburghSportsFan43 You said movie...
@2:55 this is happening in banks all the time. BMO in Canada just let's tens of thousands of dollars comprising up to 100% of the account's balance be sent overseas via electronic transfer with no safeguards whatsoever, despite zero history of transferring or spending any such amount, and then refusing to cover said amounts. It's a really hot topic in Canada at the moment. Dozens of people and millions of dollars have been implicated as a result of BMO'S negligence, and they refuse to act, change or take responsibility.
This was hilarious! This movie is really rediculous! I'm surprised you didn't mention just how many times someone said the word "beekeeper" LOL 🤣
“he got another thing painted as a cake coming “ fire 🔥 🤣🤣🤙🏽
There are too many movies with too many people with a very particular set of skills.
A brilliant observation & one which will help me amuse myself with thinking of some and their subsequent ‘professions’ … I’m gonna begin, naturally, with Seagal’s ‘chef on a boat’ job.😉✌️
Ex tier 1 guys?.... yeah 1 highly qualified commando is NOT going to burn thru 30+ SFOD, SEALs, SAD types. And YES some SF, SEAL, MARSOC types have gone "rogue" 🕶 .
The old computers were because the movie was originally going to be set in 2003. It eventually got changed, but they already had some of the sets and props for that time and decided to just use them anyway.
Those monochrome screens were old in 1993.
When mom says no. We have John Wick at home
Me: "But, Mom, it's not the same John Wick."
My Mom: "Don't start your sentences with 'but', baby."
And that, girls and boys of all ages, is how moms change the subject.
It always amazes me that these assassins throw away a $40 zippo like it's a $2 bic.
Lol, love the Honor Among Thieves reference out of left field.
I love how you're getting angrier as the movie progressed lol, just a usual Monday for you.
What accent? All I hear is pure Statham.
Agreed. I haven’t watched the video and I don’t plan to, but I have seen the movie. Loved it. There’s no added accent. If the video claims there was, it’s purely imagined out of thin air. Or fabricated misinformation to form a crooked perspective.
as a cctv operator for a living I can tell you that no one uses the cloud, unless it's an internal cloud. That explosion could have very well taken out those servers
Before the cloud was a thing companies would store data in two different locations on site and a location off site.
I miss the very old cinema sins where you only pointed out mistakes in the movie. Now it’s literally just 15 minutes of you complaining about everything. 🙄
10 sins for how quickly gas station assassin was able to locate Statham after getting the call.
And 10 more for thinking the “hunted by the beekeeper” was going to be a thing for the next 40 minutes, but was resolved in 2 minutes. And the “beehive” was even empty afterwards. Empty?! We saw it earlier with multiple people working in there - but then DURING an active mission, the place is just empty?
Also also, the plot convenience that ALL these places are within a short drive is just crazy. My first thought at the beginning of the movie was that Act 2 would be in India. Nope - everything is in a small region of the US you can quickly drive between.
@stephen3164 More importantly, the fact that the Beekeepers were barely the last threat. Hell, she even appeared and got killed before the halfway mark of the movie. They are somehow a lesser threat than the SWAT, the retired Navy Seals or whatever, the Secret Service, and then a fucking random gang/cartel who somehow killed a Beekeeper before
22:47 That was perfect! 😂
the daughter and her partner are the worst part of this movie.... they literally add nothing to the movie.
8:02 I love that he sins this despite it being something that's never properly demonstrated!
17:15 Well…1. Countless innocent people get imprisoned regardless of the time it took to get a conviction and 2. Millions of people are sitting in jail for months or years without EVER seeing a trial simply because they cannot afford bail.
This wouldn’t be an issue for these scammers so…
6:44 This is such a good point.
Scammers instantly try to drop any connection to someone who figures out who they are, and if they can't drop them, they shit their pants, drop the whole act, swear more than a sailor (I know this for a fact), and pray to any god they believe in that they aren't actually given up for good.
These people don't take him seriously until they finally realize they might actually die if they don't listen.
15:29 Jeremy has never heard of Kitboga, Jim Browning and the various other scammers of scammers 😂
These videos mean much more to me than simple entertainment, the in depth thought processes, and strategic active analytics, the humor, all of it is a wholesomelly immersive wind down, thank you all ❤
You managed to find all that stuff? I’d love to know where. I don’t see a single ounce of what you described, at all. Haven’t seen it in any of their videos. I feel like fans of the channel add the meaning and depth on their own. If you take the time to truly compare this channel with pretty much any other critic or review channel, not only does it not hold a candle to it, this candle isn’t even lit.
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Perfect timing. Just watched this yesterday. Looking forward to see how many I missed!
If you gave the bees the "whoa, whoa, whoa" treatment, it would have definitely stung more than any jar of honey that was used to advance this movie's plot and most likely resulted in a fire.
Just so you know party things are always being delivered last minute most people don't have refrigerators big enough to store that much food.
Loved the movie but it could've included an short epilouge
They didn't because it is the first in a planned franchise apparently
"The importance of bee-ing".
Ding.
Frankly, among the first 10 sins, I was expecting something along the lines of :"Jason Statham plays a character of a badass retired from a badass military service/special unit" cliche!
They dropped the ball in this one!
The FBi female character was horrendously written and portrayed. Worst thing about the movie by a mile and that's saying something
If you've been paying attention to US politics for the past four years, then the FBI covering up crimes committed by the president and his family isn't nearly as implausible as you suggest.
That bee at the end after he jumped over the railing 🤣🤣🤣🤣,he kills the presidents son in the white house (it was kinda reminding me of Bidens kid and his gun and cocaine ) I guess that's why we had the Civil War 😜😜😂😂😂😂
I'm getting tired of all these Brits, Canadians and Australians taking jobs from our American celebs - HEAVY SARCASM
I fucking hated the FBI woman: here's a dude with no papers or any records you can get your hands on, he investigates your mother's death, takes revenge for your mother's death, who turns out to be a super agent, cannot be stopped by some 2 armies worth of soldiers, he wont quit, and you think you can arrest him...
Agreed about the card being put on hold LOL! My card was put on hold when a dealership tried to charge $45 from their account that didn't have their name. I was able to call them to reprocess the payment, but suspicious activity definitely has the bank alerting you and stopping payments immediately
“Thats not easy what he just did.”
Damnit. Now I have to go watch Sneakers.
you forgot the truck load of armed mercenaries that some how got through security and are now walking around freely through the party armed.
So the woman who killed herself was an educator and in charge of a big organization but was fooled by someone in the phone.
It unfortunately happens.
She was an elderly, kind, unassuming woman doing her best to see the best in people and giving them the benefit of the doubt. Even for the most talented businessperson out there, over-trusting can be deadly.
Your videos are always on point, keep it going
Yeah that pretty much is exactly how the whole movie is 💯%📜👈🏼🤷🏼♂️💥🤷🏼♂️🤠😺
The movie is ridiculous but entertaining.
"Verona " might be the worst actress I've ever seen.
The post-sin overdub reels are always better then the movie 🤣
The FBI girl's acting is awful and her character makes absolutely no sense.
I really enjoyed this movie... more than I should of, but, F**K IT!
It's John Wick with Crank dialog.
I take it most of this comment section didn’t like John Wick or the Taken movies then lmao
There already making the sequel BeeKeeper Beekeepier
Beekeeper III: Bekeepiest
Beekeeper IV: Electric Beegaloo
The reboot: "The Beekeeper: Beesurrection"
@@istrasci Beeboot
@@FloopDeMoop It was right there! How did I miss it?!
This movie is one giant Sin. This video could have been 3 hours long.
This guy was legitimately was annoyed by this movie. And I'm all for it XDDD
The “This bee” sin was the most understandable of them all.
what a great job, watching movies all day and shiting on them then getting paid for it
This movie also needs another sin for minnie drivers American accent that apoears/disapoears
I literally got into about 20 min of this movie until I looked this up 🤣🤣
This movie is actually a lot of truth wrapped in comedy and action
Hey just an FYI, for what it's worth, the rollercoaster is representing their logo for VVS Films.
That's why that dip is sooooo tight.
I mean - it was already obviously an attempted John Wick mutation just by the trailer... like there's no more comparable movie out there
jason statham has been making this same movie for 20 years! John wick is an elevated version of a jason statham movie