Stupid jokes like that Cheese Its bit are the prime example of why I love Jerma, no other streamer would have put that much effort into a joke that dumb
Too bad that he doesn't do anything like this anymore. Now he writes out jokes for event streams. We have to admit that Jeremy is not a good writer and is much better at on the fly comedy (unscripted jokes). His two best event streams were Meet The Elbertsons and The Carnival.
Guys, I figured it out! All these medical problems that Jerma has didn't start until after this stream. It's clear that the culprit of all of Jermas medical problems that he has been battling for years now is the Cheese Nips! THE POISON GOT TO HIM!
I was thinking to myself half way through the cheetos bit that it would have been funnier if cheese nips won, clearly what he was going for. Solid execution Jerma.
This is like a game you get from a charity shop on disc and your parents get it for you because its like £2 and they think even though its violent its about magic so why the hell not when a wii game is like £15 but you can't install it on Windows 7 because of disk space but don't want your parents to be angry because you can't install it (even though they obviously wouldn't get mad) and have to get out your crusty old Windows XP laptop (clean it of course) and install it on there and you have to play it with a trackpad lying on your bed and using those clicky buttons on top of the trackpad .
holy shit dude, have we lived the same life? i remember doing the exact same shit trying to play shooters like f2p TF2 on my old ass lenovo back in the day.
2:24:28 Binding quicksave and quickload to the left and right mouse buttons is a very Zero Punctuation thing to do. Especially if you're playing S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Clear Sky I approve.
12:03 All those hours of Jerma985 content and this is the stream that made me realize he’s actually fucking insane I mean I know he’s insane but I guess it finally got to my head how insane he actually is
@@Nonexistent_creature heh. awfully argumentative, aren't you? my point is, the joke got old. you can enjoy your running gag if it suits you, but hearing the same joke the thousandth time just doesn't do it for me!
@@Intelwinsbigly well, not much jerma could do. when people start donating more than a minimum wage family's weekly income just to get him to read a message, his reputation gets stifled by the millionaires in chat.
@@we-must-live nice how you read into my comment like that, maybe put on your thinking cap and re-read my comment, then tell my how anything you just said matters.
Jerma should stream Arx Fatalis one day (with Arx Libertatis, or it'll run like bricks) It's also made by Arkane. It's basically this, but way more complex and slower paced. So basically Dark Messiah: Morrowind Edition It'll be the perfect Jerma stream, trust me. He'll fiddle casting his spells in the heat of combat every time.
1:05 Jerm
7:24 Game
Y has no one thanked you yet
Thank you
@LORD EGG WOW that was fast
based
@Sylas Callum you’re right, I don’t give a shit thanks
"Ubisoft made this game."
[Arkane Studios developer splash-screen appears, hits the skip button before the name can even pop up]
Arkane are like that mike wazowski meme where he's not on camera.
It's like when people are like 'Prey is a fun bethesda game'
[source engine]
Stupid jokes like that Cheese Its bit are the prime example of why I love Jerma, no other streamer would have put that much effort into a joke that dumb
Exactly what I was talking about in his Army of Two stream. Couldn't agree more
I've never seen a person with so much passion. He will go so far just to make a funny joke, it's insane
and then he still fucked it up, only on the Jerma stream
Too bad that he doesn't do anything like this anymore.
Now he writes out jokes for event streams.
We have to admit that Jeremy is not a good writer and is much better at on the fly comedy (unscripted jokes).
His two best event streams were Meet The Elbertsons and The Carnival.
Hes a person, not a streamer
Guys, I figured it out! All these medical problems that Jerma has didn't start until after this stream. It's clear that the culprit of all of Jermas medical problems that he has been battling for years now is the Cheese Nips! THE POISON GOT TO HIM!
thank god jerma is a physical specimen beyond compare - thousands have fell to the Cheese Nips over the years, and jerma's lasted the longest...
@@we-must-livepatient zero
severe cheese nip shaped lesions on his cerebral cortex
2:28:00 "He lit himself on fire. I don't know how you do that"
lights himself on fire immediately after
John Lenny i finished that game at least 10 times and, believe me, dumber random shit happens :P
Jerma: kicks the servant spouting exposition
Also Jerma: “Are these bad guys? I don’t understand what’s happening.”
Watching Jerma attack frendlies, like, 5 times in a row and getting lost in the straight line levels of this game, I think, just gave me diarrhea
it liquefied the stool in your stomach
Jerma talks 1:05
Game doesn't work 5:56
Game works 7:22
Game actually starts 8:29
Cheez 12:01
Jerma is turning into Dennis from always sunny. he's started going more insane and his hair is getting out of hand.
BE GONE, VILE MAN! BE GONE FROM ME!
The Golden God.
MrTheBin then vinny is charlie and etalyx is mac
*IM A FIVE STAR MAN*
7 years ago.
12:00 Cheez-Its v. Cheese-Nips
PS I think the answer to this entire game's problems is sv_cheats 1; mat_fullbright 1
2 hours in game
"Who's Seraph?"
Jerma: "Goin in the fuckin sewer with all the rats!"
The Rats: "We're the Rats..."
The giant rat that makes all of the rules: "I'm the giant rat that makes all of the rules"
I was thinking to myself half way through the cheetos bit that it would have been funnier if cheese nips won, clearly what he was going for. Solid execution Jerma.
I didn't think there was a way for Jerma to look even younger but that hair does it
Lmao at him thinking two people wearing the same outfit must mean they're the same person
Is this the guy that beat cheese-nips *on stream?*
i'm so mad that i missed this stream. i was waiting for this for months
he is streaming t tomorrow, too :) no worries
no way@@markbravaco2912
If you really had been waiting for months, you wouldn't have missed the stream. You are an attention whore
Put down the goddamn Cheez-Its, Jeremy. Your antidote is finite.
This guy looks taller on stream
Remington Jensen He's clearly enchanted his chair with his dwarf magic in the hopes of looking tall in front of us
I can tell by the thumbnail this was gonna be a good one
Jerma starts talking at 1:03 for everybody who wants to sit through all of his dialogue
I must pinpoint the exact moment where the eternal rivalry of Captain Cheez-It and Charlie Cheese Nips begins
LIIIIVE taste test at 12:10.
Absolutely fascinated at how Jerma's first reaction during the attack is to try to help hold the door. Brave boy.
i fucking loved this stream, i love to just rewatch the whole thing when im bored
That haircut makes Jerma look like Tommy Jarvis
It's not a Jerma stream until something doesn't work
Jerma is a talented swordsman
If you don't know what this is, keep scrolling through your recommended for a while
@@jacobpapp2148 i’d say that if it WAS four years ago like this comment
He could easily dodge a battleaxe.
Fancy that.
???
Before there were cheetos, there were cheezits
Teh BrownieMixx someone should make a jerma lore
streamer gets so high he eats all the cheez-its and thinks bugs are on him
27:57 TEN!!!
1:52:13 TEN!!!!!
2:12:45 TEN!!!!!
Cheez-its are better, I will fight anyone who disagrees.
QPolaris Cheese Nips are better than your whole existence
Cheez-its are better for variety
Cheese nips are better for that original cheese taste.
Bevvvy and they're good for suicide
My mouth feels waxy after eating enough Cheese Nips.
They both taste the same
The main character is motivated purely by his will to kick everyone.
He likes it yes!
Mumrik Garvik phew, got hard to watch the longer he got in the game
This game is like a blend of oblivion and dishonored
Willem DaFuckedUp I think they meant it evokes the same aesthetic as oblivion
It's not as bland as Dishonored
@@kinnikuboneman the man with no taste
This game is so much fun. I wish it didn't crash every 20 minutes.
13:32 Funsen Fucking F'rawl.
Castle Griffinsteed 2 looks pretty good
It's like a VR game before VR existed
love how he keeps healing from the venom not realizing the venom cant kill you
i remember playing a game JUST LIKE THIS... god i loved it
"Ok,they don't care about this one,this one doesn't exist"
Goes full Hwoarang on the mage
It's been 17 years and still no other game that has scarier spiders
Rain World comes pretty close lol
33:45 "I dont like being able to not see"
This is like a game you get from a charity shop on disc and your parents get it for you because its like £2 and they think even though its violent its about magic so why the hell not when a wii game is like £15 but you can't install it on Windows 7 because of disk space but don't want your parents to be angry because you can't install it (even though they obviously wouldn't get mad) and have to get out your crusty old Windows XP laptop (clean it of course) and install it on there and you have to play it with a trackpad lying on your bed and using those clicky buttons on top of the trackpad .
holy shit dude, have we lived the same life?
i remember doing the exact same shit trying to play shooters like f2p TF2 on my old ass lenovo back in the day.
45:52 the glen of a cold knife? Yeah... Couldn't be gleam 💀
2:24:28 Binding quicksave and quickload to the left and right mouse buttons is a very Zero Punctuation thing to do.
Especially if you're playing S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Clear Sky
I approve.
I'm pretty sure its physically impossible to do a #1 and a #5 at the same time
you'd be surprised
12:03 All those hours of Jerma985 content and this is the stream that made me realize he’s actually fucking insane
I mean I know he’s insane but I guess it finally got to my head how insane he actually is
whaddayaeven call insane, anyway?
compared to the sycophantic suckups that make up most of twitch & youtube, he's pretty sane!
@@we-must-live you're not a real jerma fan if you can't just laugh at a simple "jerma insane" joke
@@Nonexistent_creature it was funny like 3 years ago… now? not so much!
@@we-must-live seems like you don't understand an ongoing gag that even jerma plays into
@@Nonexistent_creature heh. awfully argumentative, aren't you?
my point is, the joke got old. you can enjoy your running gag if it suits you, but hearing the same joke the thousandth time just doesn't do it for me!
Why do all of the Black Guards sound like Fallout ghouls?
This is TH-cam Joey here with my Jerma stream review. My review will begin like this: I have not watched it yet.
The dark indoor lighting is actually making me nauseous, god it makes you realise that valve really did pull out all the stops when making half life
Brought to you by CheezIt™
Man that game was awesome. Creepiest necropoli ever!
anybody got a light
jerma has the most generous audience on twitch
before they were. now, not so much
@@igotashake what did you expect when he stopped reading messages?
@@Intelwinsbigly well, not much jerma could do.
when people start donating more than a minimum wage family's weekly income just to get him to read a message, his reputation gets stifled by the millionaires in chat.
@@we-must-live nice how you read into my comment like that, maybe put on your thinking cap and re-read my comment, then tell my how anything you just said matters.
Funny, I seem to remember him saying he liked cheese nips more before the taste test. Mandela effect is real.
It isn’t related to the Mandela effect. After the taste test he says he mixed them up, etc. You are entirely correct about him liking nips more.
Is this made by Arkane? It reminds me a lot of dishonored
Yeah, at 6:02 you see the start of the A in the Arkane logo that also shows up when you start Dishonored
AwesDoesPCGaming wow, that's a nice "a" right there
TheJackK!ck did someone else delete a comment?
wow jerma rocking that 30 year old 40's housewife look with his hair.
when is jerma getting that no jumper interview
3:34:50-3:53:18
Idk if anyone needs it but arachnophobia warning for this whole section! Jerma got caught in the big spider pit
Holy shit I remember watching him play this no way it was 4 years ago
"They have a cyclops"
It's that a LOTR reference to Sean Bean saying "They have a cave troll..."?
Jerma keeps fuckin attacking the guards without noticing
31:05
39:59 "Don't do it"
46:09
1:11:23
1:25:11
1:37:00
2:27:59 *Cover yourself in fire*
Cheez-Itz and spiders
his hair looks good as fuck
Please tell me there's an upload of this vod with chat. I need to see it.
Why? Chats of large streamers are all the same, and none are interesting to see rapidly scrolling on screen
@@duncanedgin9433 I wanted to see
chats reaction to the cheez its vs cheese nips bit.
so is number 7 eating cheezits in the bathroom?
Cheese-it and the misophonia special
jerma not being able to identify the george takei soundalike
george takai he said
stan takei and george sakai
How did he get that taste test set up so quickly
Highly underrated game I think.
Jerma was an angrier dude 7 years ago damnb
YES I love this game so much
I can't see shit it's so dark
Alva the Wayfarer you dont need to comment the same thing twice
Alva the Wayfarer you dont need to comment the same thing twice
matthew ranger oh oops
matthew ranger oh oops
Me playing dark souls
George Tackeye
Jerma looks young at 45
He struggled at this more than me when I was 9
I played this on a trackpad with those loud clicky mouse buttons on the top and did better than him
CHEESE WHATTTT NOW?
A number 4 is shaving*
its what?
rottin_ it's shaving, you know what shaving is right?
ragdolls go a long way for the humor factor here
1:51:52 I’m pretty sure the game just crashed out of spite this time
His hair is taller than he is, now...
"Only one ring can be equipped." cool but why, we have ten digits-- i hate game mechanics
The amount of Items and dragon crates this guy is ignoring is staggering. Does he have tunnel vision?
George tekai? Bro that voice is seamen least it sounds like it to me
I wish he did an actual taste test
Watching him at the Forge made me fucking die inside.
He starts the game at 5:55
1:07:00 Thanks chatter, very cool 😐
I was hoping Kingg With A K and THA GOVERNMENT would show up on stream
Live taste test PogChamp
LIVE TASTE TEST
TEN S IS A TALENTED SWORDSMAN
cant see shit 🅱 too dark
🅱 I said ｌｉｇｈｔ ｍａｃｈｉｎｅ ｂｒｏｋｅ
Trojan Hippo
I really really dislike these forced memes.
They weren't just fucking around with the name 'Dark' Messiah.
Understa🅱le have a great day
Man, can you imagine a new Elder Scrolls game with this combat engine, that would be awesome 😄
Elder scrolls if they actually tried with the combat
Jerma should stream Arx Fatalis one day (with Arx Libertatis, or it'll run like bricks) It's also made by Arkane.
It's basically this, but way more complex and slower paced.
So basically Dark Messiah: Morrowind Edition
It'll be the perfect Jerma stream, trust me.
He'll fiddle casting his spells in the heat of combat every time.
Jerma is so fucking beautiful
Lmao, starts the stream saying he did the number 4 (zerking off in a cardboard box), then pretends we don't know what hes talking about