The Death Penalty - Daniel Fernandes Stand-Up Comedy
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 6 ต.ค. 2024
- In his latest video, comedian Daniel Fernandes talks about the Death Penalty.
Facebook: danielfernandescomedian
Twitter: @absolutelydanny
Location: Andheri Base, Mumbai
"We have to Google the incident, just to get angry on that guy" .... hats off, for this line... Very real happening/Happened thing In India
"Revenge is to justice what lust is to love."
Gonna remember that for a long time!
Revenge/lust is *evil* ?
Justice/love ia *pure* ?
@@adityakumarsingh437 nah bro revenge is also a part of justice same as lust is also a part of love
Hey all, thanks for writing in with your feedback (good and bad). Appreciate you taking the time to watch the video. Working on the next one now! Cheers :)
Nice video bro :)
+Daniel Fernandes , what about salman khan getting bail in 3 hours ? In matters of capital punishment, it is more about who has capital and who doesnt, rest of the content was bang on. I know it was just comedy, but being factually right adds more punch. But overall, smart piece.
+balbinder singh chaddiswarrama Not affected by hate at all buddy. Everyone's interpretation of art and display of class is very different. You just smile and wave ;)
+Umesh Krishna And you can't say Muslims wanted separation so conveniently! Some did! How can you say all did. And a HUGE part wanted to stay. You will not see that? And guess what, they African Americans are still so badly persecuted that when they can't even ask for actual rights (not just on paper) and equality in the US, how do you think would they ask for a separate state.
+Daniel Fernandes bro I love your work. I hope you keep rolling out new stuff.
Such sensitive issues discussed in a humorous way and it made absolute sense. Loved it Danny..
After having a a terrible day at work, almost about to burst into tears, I just slumped on my bed, opened TH-cam and typed in "comedy" in the search bar. Now sixteen minutes later, I cannot stop laughing and I am so glad yours was the first video to pop up! Fantastic you are! :) Do post more videos :)
4:40 "No achhe din for criminals back then" #epic
Year City Casualty Government
1961 Jabalpur, MP Not Clear Congress
1967 Hatia-Ranchi 200+ Jana Kranti Dal
1969 Ahmedabad 1000+ Congress
1970 Jalgaon, Maharashtra 100+ Congress
1979 Jamshedpur 150+ Janta Party
1979 Aligarh Not Clear Congress
1980 Moradabad 1500+ Congress
1983 Nellie, Assam 2500+ President Rule
1984 Delhi 2700+ Congress
1984 Bhiwandi 200+ Congress
1985 Ahmedabad 300+ Congress
1987 Meerut, UP 350+ Congress
1989 Bhagalpur 1500+ Congress
1990 Hyderabad 365+ Congress
1990 Aligarh 150+ Janta Dal
1992 Kanpur 300+ President Rule
1992 Bhopal 150+ President Rule
1993 Mumbai 2000+ President Rule
2002 Gujarat 1500+ BJP
2012 Assam 100+ Congress
Not a Modi fan, not a "kattar Hindu" not against congress or muslims but still wants to make your facts right. why accuse ony modi for riots.
+Manish Kaushik I don't think he is referring to Modi, if he is fuck him. He is referring to Sanjay Dutt in my opinion.
Manish Kaushik Riots, we may never know their direct involvement but Modi gets a lot of shit because it happened in close vicinity, that is all and you know, liberals criticise Congress for 1984 too, it just isn't as relevant as the Gujarat Riots are to our nation's political future at the present sadly
This is the best piece of dark humor I have seen in a while! Kudos to you! Much love
Qudsia Khanam
That's not dark.. I literally saw rays of light emerging from that guy!
it's kinda dark
but he delivered it with immense humor
but if really like Dark stand up comedy
then watch Shourav Ghosh's criminals
u r so intellectual .. that i don't get some of the things u said.. but whatever i didn't get i thought this was bcz i need to work hard on my knowledge .. but u r awesome as i always say
exactly
i think you are the smartest standup comics of india, good job :)
"Too many people can see.. " - #hecouldn'thaveendeditbetter
This was GOLLLDDD Daniel! So sooo good! :D
You know what Daniel, i am quite sure you will never have a lot of fans. Because through your videos you hit where it hurts most. You are talking about the two most controversial thing in india today.
1.Religion
2.Politics
And ironically both are very much (or forcefully) related to one other.
What you are doing,i think no one in this field of stand up comedy has ever done or will be doing. You bluntly talk about this and then use sarcasm.
I am pretty sure that this video of yours will definitely outrage some of my hindu brothers out there or to people supporting 'a specific political party' and i am also pretty sure that in your other videos to come you might mock muslim people or christians and then they will also start disliking you. But believe me, you are a gem of a man.
And to all those people who are offended by this video,have you guys ever heard of Russell Peters,if yes then you must be knowing what i am talking about. If no,then please go watch his video keeping this in mind that he is of an Indian descent.
"A few may be your fans but they will be the true ones."
dude its a comedy show. Calm the fuck down!!!
dude its a comedy show. Calm the fuck down!!!
not able to see video
Bcz that was the subject bro.
well dude... in my opinion these 2 issues that u talked about are in fact the ones which a country like India desperately needs to take lightly. It is only when we all learn to take jokes on the religion we practice or the political party we support, that we as a country will move forward towards building a truly secular democracy. And what defines stand up comics like him is that not only do they make people laugh but they also give them something to ponder upon. And for the point of popularity, I'm sure he wouldn't mind a few less likes as long as the ones who do are of the intellectual kind. For the ones who get offended there's always the Kapil Sharma show . :)
"You have to Google the incident just to feel angry again"! This was epic :D
I love this comedy. Nobody does dark comedy in India. Everyone's too afraid. Way to go man! Btw I never noticed the demographics of executed people. Interesting observation.
I missed Tambe here... But still you were wonderful... Would love to see you live soon...
+Tanvi Purohit from pimpri :")
Tanvi Purohit Yeah agree 😄
Sushma Tambe's Silent Appearance was there @ 7:53
Cut Throat, Brutal and Honest.. you sir are the future of Black-Comedy in india (with resect).. gone would be those days where senseless comedy would go away and with it some mindless surd who laughs for no bloody reason.
in all the chaos and violence we need a person like you who brings in a new twist to calling a Spade, a Spade. which brings relief me that there are a few people in this country that wont shout out loud on some news channel to be heard but still convey a message that reaches far and beyond that brings out the guilt of those who "got away"
Take a bow Daniel..you truly are a Comic-Relief (pun intended)..
i would love to come and attend one of your shows buddy :)
+RC Thank you for those kind words. :)
+Daniel Fernandes my Pleasure Captain
+RC It's dark comedy. Not black comedy. Just saying.
+Nahusha Kulkarni I stand erected.. Oops! I mean I stand "corrected" :P
Revenge is to Justice, what Lust is to Love. That line actually nailed it Daniel.
Dan you rock. Awaiting your next video.
you are an amaxing person! i hv been on a daniel video marathon! and i luv ur thoughtd! i luv the way you convey them! plz do sgare all his videos! HE DESERVES TO HAVE A TELEVISION SHOW!! MAN I LUV U DANNY
His own television jokes would mean that other people will also have a say in all the material he prepares and since he talks a lot about controversial topics like religion and other things, the people who would be airing his show would go against his script and try to change is to some nonsense comedy show like Kapil's. All I'd say is that he is better without a TV show
Tanaya Gadre I agree !!!!!!
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Mr. Daniel Fernandes,
YOU NAILED IT, BIG TIME!
You are by far the best stand comedian I have heard. Without the use of any abusive language the message is so loud and clear. Kudos
I remember this one time I went through a weird phase and read about ancient methods of execution (yes, ik), and I was scarred when I read about sawing, and being hanged, drawn and quartered. I had nightmares for months. The worst part? I read about worse forms of execution. The ancient times were babaric af.
This was an amazing standup btw. I was just introduced to this channel, and I realise I'm 4 years late, but I'm so happy I found this!
This is absolutely brilliant. A comedian with a strong point of view, and yet can make the other side laugh. We need more of these.
He really had the funniest version of NOAH'S ARK... "Shift + Del"
this is the type of comedian we need. someone who addresses real issues with satire and humor. plus the guy is bold enough to say what he thinks and have the public laugh about it. his references are on point. and hes not just witty, hes smart. the guys got a long career ahead. loved the video 👍👍
like for kapil sharma joke 😂😂
An eye for an eye will make everyone blind ." The problem is too many people can see" i felt this shit
I don't know why i never found this before. You are gem, you talk about social issues I sometime forgot to laugh because it meant so deep that I wanted to analyse that idea. But I will pray your success. Just saw all your clips
So good
"Violent crimes attract death penalty the most." This statement can be used at every section in life.
0:44 Corona virus: hold my beer....🤣
You can talk about social issues bravely. We need people like you here in Pakistan.
there ARE a few there, although the haves and have nots divide is far too segregated there. (so called elites, power brokers and businessmen cum army generals/ brigadiers controlling and steering everything. sometimes that includes media).
Any suggestions for good pakistani comedians on youtube?
You need to upload videos more often Daniel! :) Amazing! =) Greetings from Goa. :D
I agree
More videos
More often
Please.
Absolutely brilliant stuff. Kudos from Bangladesh.
i love it when you say.. "some people have to go!!!!"
Daniel, there are very few people, whom when you see performing, you wish they never stop. You are one of those few, and plese keep uploading such great videos for us who can't attend your shows. Thank you!
You're by far the best stand up comic currently.
Daniel Fernandes is one of those very rare breed of comedians that exist. The truely intelligent ones.
Dude your comedy just makes so much sense!!!
It just puts me into some deep thinking mode. Keep it up man, you're doing a great job!!
This guy is intelligent, sensible, smart, hilarious and got that poetic touch to his words.
oh my god this was uploaded on the day my exams ended I'm so lucky!!And Danny,that's some talent right there,this video was friggin amazing!!Keep up the good work dude!!
I can never tell if he's being sarcastic. It's like he's laughing at all the audience members who laughed at a certain joke.
No one knows when to PAUSE bttr than Danny!!..u alwyz manage to get the best out of every joke..love that..:D..keep it up..:)
I love it that you raise awareness about everything going on in the world with humour. Goes right into people's heads!
+Daniel .. we are dying to watch you live. please come to Delhi.
+Apoorva Srinivasan Sep 30. Will post details on my FB page soon.
dying to watch you live 😅
+Daniel Fernandes : You are just amazing! Great content, every single time.
Thanks for the great video.
Daniel, I absolutely love your art. It's very contemporary and informed. You make your viewers think about issues which matter. Loved the bit about criminals not having ache din back then unlike now ;) !!! Lots of love !
extremely entertaining and thought provoking, the best 16.36 mins i spent today
keep it up man !!!
Danny makes you think and laugh at the same time . Thats what is called intelligent comedy.
I am Hindu, yet I am not offended :P
Look. So many people are giving a fuck.
big fucking deal
+Ketan Srivastav Why is Big fucking Deal?
Chirantan Raut same here dude..
Not John Cena because Big and Deal are fuckbuddies
pure genius,man. the way you combine humour with little nuggets of wisdom is just too good. please upload videos more frequently. your acts are devoid of any cheap jokes and thus are a big hit.
You do some real good acts.. #respect.. Some really sensible comedy..
You are good, man. Better than many out there. Keep it up!
The BEST. LEGIT LITT COMEDIAN. THE ONE WHO SHOWS REALITY AS WELL. PERIODT.
Oh Danny, your awesomeness is hazardous to this idiotic society. You gotta stahp slayin'. 👅😘
I discovered you today and tried following you on Facebook. But getting an error message. Checking dates now, I see this video is 3 yrs old. You are brave and brilliant and this set was the perfect mental stimulation. Wish you lots of success wherever you are now. We need more people like you.
Great set! I think this one is on par with Carlin's suicide/death set. Keep pushing the boundary!
The only comedian who gets applause on par with laughter.
I am so in love with you! 😍
your punches have such a strong message with great sarcasm!
love you so much!
you mean he is a great kappa. (Kappa= sarcasm)
yaar ab hum students hain kanpur mein ... kaise aayein aapko mumbai live dekhne ??? Please keep uploading the videos, this is one of the most sensible stand up act I have seen in a while. Kudos to you Daniel ..
Awesome video!I totally lost it when you said,"yeh yakub kaun hai?" :D
The best thing about your stand ups is you always have an issue you want to talk about and there's the comic element blended in it. Thank you for that. THAT makes your videos worth watching. God bless.
Who else here to check how many times he was abused in comments by keyboard warriors?
haaris ahmed lol me
RESPECT in capital and if possible in bold. You are like that one gem of comedy which I never saw in India. It's very reviving to enjoy humor on the issues that sensible peace loving people are facing in the society these days. And thank you for being brutally honest on Hindus.
finally ....your awesome your an inspiration daniel
I wish I could watch it live... I'm just sitting in another country in my bed binge-watching your videos
Dan. U amazing. Witty sarcastic humor. Pls upload videos more often. Looking forward to ur next Live show
"Revenge is to Justice what Lust is to Love."
Omg. Truly the greatest comedian India has ever had. Hail Danny boy :')
i mean i dont understand y are other comics not like u dey jss make a few non veg jokes n u make some really sensible n self questioning jokes wich are like really good n da best part da way u represent each thing like really awsome and ua da best stand up comedian out there!
This can be one of the best stand up acts I've ever seen..
How brutal yet funny the truth of this world is! =D
This was amazing Danny! You continue to kill it everytime! Where can we find out more about your upcoming shows?
+Jason Mundkur Thanks Jason. I post updates about live shows on my FB page (facebook.com/danielfernandescomedian) and on Twitter (@absolutelydanny)
+Daniel Fernandes Hey Dan.
Like your work. Great on content.
Though I would like to see a few more cameras in your shoot which can catch certain moments from different angles and crowd reactions too. I feel it might just get too monotonous with the same camera angle in all your videos over time. Just a suggestion. Would be happy to help you anyway in Bombay. Admiring your work.Thanks!
+Daniel Fernandes no you don't....there wasn't any update regarding your show in indore...that you did on 13 sep...😢
+Divya Bhadauria Of course there was. Check for posts on my TL before Sep 13, it's there. I also post updates on Twitter (@absolutelydanny)
I watched your video after I was googling 'symptoms of depression' and now I'm laughing my ass off....
Daniel Fernandes is India's John Oliver !!! Keep it coming ......
Daniel, I think you are the best stand up comic in the satire genre in India.. I am always looking forward for your videos.. keep posting more and more videos.. this particular video was just amazing.. cheers!!
Most of this act was about the death penalty...yet as we indians do we focus on one joke that was not related...i.e. The hindu muslim comparison to whites and blacks. Lol get over yourselves... Its a malaise in our society that we have far more opinion than we have information.
i havent seen an intelligent humour of this level before..hats off!!!
scoopwhoop will never feature this video.unko bura lag gaya hai
I love your videos man.
I am glad youtube algorithm introduced Daniel to me!!
You say muslims get screwed all the time I know one guy who shot a buck, drew a car over ppl while being drunk and still got away ;) Nice video tho
He didn't say every Muslim gets screwed. He just said they get screwed awfully disproportionately as compared to Hindus. How come nobody got executed for the '84 anti-sikh riots? Or the Godhra riots? You think those incidents pose as any less of a threat than the Parliament attacks to the integrity and very concept of this country? I guess that's the question he's raising.
Siddhesh Kawlekar haha witty!
"drew a car over ppl", what wrong with that?? haha..........do you mean drove?
u hv revolutionized the idea of comedy...itni sari sensical batein sirf 17 min k video me...vo bhi through comedy..unbelievable!!! ur changing the idea of comedy is all abt nonsense...love ur work!
he makes fun of real things that happened in INDIA.
But rightfully so. We Indians have really bad habit of fussing over really stupid issues.
IKR? Why make fuss when a rich guy gets away after running over people in the veil of BeingInHuman? But we should make fuss about another rich guy getting bail even though he was not directly involved in any murder, and was born to a Muslim mother. Of course, most people don't know about their lineage as BeingInHuman is as much hindu or muslim as the other guy.
"I'm a comedian in India, Today joke tomorrow poke"😳😬
After 5/6 years this makes absolute sense
Serious messages hidden in the jokes, hatts off man
OML all you people he is a freaking stand up comedian...just go with it for God's sake...just freaking go with it
Dubai or Australia anytime?
+Vaibhav Namburi Australia
+Daniel Fernandes SIC!. I'll be looking ahead to meeting you if you pop by Sydney :) . All the best !
I love this twist on standup that Daniel gives, its dark humour, its satire and its mostly controversial in his views being made clear. But the way he puts his points forward while still being able to categorise this as standup is great! Hats off to you Daniel
Hey Daniel, I'd love to get in touch with you. I want to know how you got the lense that you see the world through...
Lenskart.com
XD buahahaha you made my day
the best thing about your comedy is you talk on a real issue in humorous way, Love your comedy Love your work..
google the incident to feel angry again😅😅
This is absolutely brilliant! Well done, dude.
+DanielFernandes : just wanted to say ki sirf masjid hi nahi bahut se mandir bhi gire hai.
watching all your videos obver again.. watched this today after 1 year again for the 30th time (may be 50th). its still the most intelligent humour around. where the hell are u now??????????/ where are your new videos????? you are way ahead of this time and too good for this society !!!!!!!!! BRAVO !!!!!!!!
I love your comedy...but this petty attempt of your's of comparing Hindus & Muslims for death penalties is very disgraceful....get your facts right....search for the list of death sentencing in india....I agree people, politicians and even the media in India are biased towards hindus...same is the case for every majority in every country in the world...but you cannot question the judiciary of the country without having substance in your claim....just because you get a mike doesn't mean you can claim any bullshit and influence people....You were just acting as those communal leaders with just a hint of comedy...this was highly uncalled for....please be more responsible and again ...GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT!
he is such an intellectual person he talks on those issues on which normal person afraid to talk in public
You're stand-up comedy actually makes sense and that's why all these butthurts are after you. Great work btw.
Rioters aren't only hindus when you said "Humne toh masjid gira di" -_- It went from awesome to offensive. Cool.
Sad truth.....it was offensive though I agree but bitter truth !!
Medhavi Mishra agree wd u..I m a big fan of Daniel..but somehow feel he holds something against Hindus...
But it happens most of the time.
@@moumitachanda7033 true..i feel the same..he is partial
he is the best I've seen so far! people like you are very much needed.
I support your freedom to express your views. but do know that they are full of shit.
-still your fan
Why doesn't our Indian TV have comedy shows with comedians like you Daniel ? We wouldn't need internet then 😁
Whatever claims you made in this video can you provide some facts???
+Shubham Soni Sir Stand-Up comedy video hain, news report nahin. Itna seriously mat le. Dil dhadakne do. :)
+Daniel Fernandes so in a stand up video you will accuse hindus of india of rascism check the history no other religion is more persecuted then hinndus. you talk as if yakub memon was an innicent guy picked up from street and hanged . also you mean to say if a hindu gets arrested for a small crime they shd be hanged. and plz talk about atrocities on kashmiri pandits who did that??? oh! wait since they are hindus it is not worth mentioning. also find out how many churches stand on destroyed temples.
+rajeev3983 When did he say yakub is innocent? And when did he mean a hindu arrested for small crime should be hanged .
It is said that only people with an above average IQ level understand the standup culture well enough - my friend, now don't start crying that I called you a low IQ guy, you do seem like a whiner out on a hunt for reasons to cry.
+Shubham Soni Trolled by Daniel, how does it feel dude? :D
+Shawn Michael You are happy na... Just be happy. Don't bother thinking about me..
The ISIS joke was so accurate. Love your humor and jokes
And I thought Daniel was a smart man. This is highly biased content. Now I'm not saying that he should not be doing jokes on religion (loved the no point in hanging hindu joke :D ), but when he presents personal opinions without factual basis, it stops being funny. Wont be watching him again. Best of luck for your future.
Was waiting to watch another one of your videos again. Great stuff. Responsibly Hilarious you are!
Waiting for more.:)