My First Question: How do I sign on to be a Hell Knight? Do I have to intern first or is it like I have to be your squire? What're we talking? Cause I'm in
*Sees demon wings and tail.* "O.....k I mean I've seen some weird shit but this is a new one." Does me being a demon put you off? "Lady I'm not gonna get a better chance elsewhere if I was." You haven't lived till you tasted my cooking. "Bet."
Her: "Does me being a demon put you off?" 😅 Me: "Honestly? So long as you don't try casting mind/personality altering magic on me,try stealing my soul/essence,try railroading me with some sort of bullshit contract/agreement. Try sending me to hell after I die,or try doing other similar shady/evil demonic type of shit like that to me and you also treat me well. Then I don't really mind the fact that you are actually a demon."
Waffles? Demon waifu has black hair? Hmmm... this must be an Alternate universe... now my only question is what is the background music like this universes hell... maybe drum n bass?
well i kinda guessed satan and demons would be like that actually i mean think about it the only once i cant figure out are succubus/incubus but getting a girlfriend like this and i cant stress this enough: Seems like a total victory. to me
"wanna make out behind that dumpster over there" is probably like the last thing I expected for someone to say ,tbh if this is a real situation that I'm in I would've laughed my ass off
Part 1 Protag: so I just had sex with a demon Demon knight: basically yes Part 2 Demon knight: soooo Protag: soooo Demon Knight: you first Protag: so you have a longer lifespan right so how is this relationship going to pan out in the long run since I'm going to die first
water cup approved. water cup may include: water, cold water, COLDER cold water, warm water, boiling water, strontium 19, li20, dirt (for some reason), 91 octane, leaded water, extremely leaded water, ramen broth (with noodles), coffee (only dark coffee). this completes the list of water cup elements.
So Santa Claus is real...but what about the elf on the shelf? Do they reaaaally move on their own? Or are they just Santa's puppets to watch kids sleep
Not gonna lie, what drew me to this video is the fact that you have Nelia from Grand Chase Dimension Chaser in the icon. That said, I like what I hear, and I think I'll stick around.
This is not the hell knight i remember, what is this sorcery. What did you do with him. Hold up Santa is real i killed that guy 5 years ago for giving me coal instead of a an infinite rapid fire bfg
Within a span of 2 hours, this is the second one I hear that has waffles for breakfast... maybe I want a Danish or an apple fritter bear claw EDIT: spelling
chocolate pancakes anyone???? ' ' ' ^w^ like if you want and comment if you want hehehehe EDIT: eeeyuuuupppp kasumi's kissing mic is now available edit: ploty twisty: im an angel in disguise
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Banging a demon: I sleep
Santa is real: R E A L S H I T
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Santa asmr
*Insert glowing red eye meme here*
@@NotFoods lmao the translation for this is "brown santa"
@@NotFoods
Venti:hi paimon
"And before you ask, yes, God, Satan, and Santa Claus are real."
Me: I have *several* questions!...
Lol
The Santa clause being real part is got me lol I have been lied too. Yayz sanat is real
So does that mean the Kampus being real is also true.
Ikr (⌐■-■)
"You woke up with a dream, a harem full of deamon girls."
Glorios success
"Head pats a little smol rabbit thinking about how to feel towards the Helltaker's demon harem"
And now Read the first three words
Soap trusted you
Tbh every night
I really hope we get a part 2.
Same
same
i haven't even watched it yet i am about to now
I do as well. This is one of my most favorite ones yet.
Same
Plot twist: the listener is an angel
Ironic
A fallen Angel....
Well culturally speaking there is more than one heaven and hell.
lol wth
*me looking at my angel form* Angel: What are you looking at?
Is that a........ HELL KNIGHT!!? *BFG division intensifies*
The Doom Slayer: "RIP....AND TEAR!!!" 👿
Doom Slayer look like you to know your location
That's exactly what I thought
Did someone say hell knight?
sup
...She just keeps digging herself deeper... She's adorable!
and here I thought all it takes to seduce a demon is a plate of pancakes
I get that reference
You can say she's one hell of a taker or a helltaker perhaps
and you forgot chocolate pancakes
-Lucifer
That works too
Helltaker
This Hellknight... She's not... Killing us? And she's cute?
Tell Doomguy to not rip and tear this one.
Idk doom guy may hopefully not
@@Monsoon-M.A.D Well, there’s The Wretch. A demon that actually aided The Doom Slayer against the forces of Hell.
I love this voice, deep voices are so nice
I agree
I absolut agree
Let's go to the dance floor
My mind is telling me no, but my body, my body is telling me yeah
Trust your gut.
@@5472jacob my gut hurts
Lautaro Augusto Farfán Linares too much Alcohol?
@@TheQuickdrill most likely 😐
@@mataco7073 ibs gang
this is the fastest hook up ive ever heard maybe this is a world record in a span of 1 minute of interacting you are now instantly in a relationship
And somehow we banged and dont remember about it either...
Plot twist: The listener was preparing holy water the entire time
And that kids is why i turned to the dark side
Also its how i met your mom
Is the dark side really that lacking in candidates?
It Is possible to learn this power?
@@caydethegovir Not from a Templar.
My First Question: How do I sign on to be a Hell Knight? Do I have to intern first or is it like I have to be your squire? What're we talking? Cause I'm in
My girlfriend is a demon plot twist!!!! And awesome!!! Love her designs and personality nice choice.😁❤👌
*Sees demon wings and tail.*
"O.....k I mean I've seen some weird shit but this is a new one."
Does me being a demon put you off?
"Lady I'm not gonna get a better chance elsewhere if I was."
You haven't lived till you tasted my cooking.
"Bet."
Well i dony have wings or a demon tail but im a neko
Her: "Does me being a demon put you off?" 😅
Me: "Honestly? So long as you don't try casting mind/personality altering magic on me,try stealing my soul/essence,try railroading me with some sort of bullshit contract/agreement. Try sending me to hell after I die,or try doing other similar shady/evil demonic type of shit like that to me and you also treat me well. Then I don't really mind the fact that you are actually a demon."
Waffles? Demon waifu has black hair? Hmmm... this must be an Alternate universe... now my only question is what is the background music like this universes hell... maybe drum n bass?
If a girl gives me baller food I would have the devotion of an SS soldier
And this kids is how I met your mother
LMAO
( imagine how the kids feel after hearing that-)
well i kinda guessed satan and demons would be like that actually i mean think about it the only once i cant figure out are succubus/incubus
but getting a girlfriend like this and i cant stress this enough: Seems like a total victory. to me
Cuz it is a total win
Well im here now as a maid for some reason
I think part 2 is needed anybody else?
Same
There is
"wanna make out behind that dumpster over there" is probably like the last thing I expected for someone to say ,tbh if this is a real situation that I'm in I would've laughed my ass off
Also I would love to see her again for part 2 if there going to be one.
Either way I like this character.
🥰❤
Hell knight... *HELL KNIGHT!?!* (loads shotgun with unholy intent whilst heavy metal starts playing)
"RIP.....AND TEAR!!!" 👿
(BFG 10,000 begins to play at lethal levels.)
Part 1
Protag: so I just had sex with a demon
Demon knight: basically yes
Part 2
Demon knight: soooo
Protag: soooo
Demon Knight: you first
Protag: so you have a longer lifespan right so how is this relationship going to pan out in the long run since I'm going to die first
I guess she will just take you soul to hell and live with her there??
IT BE LIKE THAT
Not that I have anything to say about it she going to die first
You saw something you never expected to see"
Oh shit, does she have a Bionicle collection!!
Would marry instantly if that's the case.
I would call this a GLORIOUS SUCCESS
“Not sure if it’s the liquor but you’re pretty cute”
It’s the liquor. Definitely the alcohol
7:27 😂 I love you for this homie
“Not gonna lie, I’m a little bit drunk”
Saaaaaaame
Part 2 please
Can you make a part 2 please 😁
SANTA IS REALLLLL HELL YEAH I GOT MY CHILDHOOD BACK😭
" does me being a demon put you off"
Me : no not at all I don't mind
1:19
Honestly it irritates me almost all the time, hate parties.
But anyways nice video
Oh awesome. These types of audios are always bomb. Nice. Appreciate them
Please make a part 2. This is such a great story please make more I'm really curious to see what happens
"But...I don't really know a lot about you."
"Well for starters, I'm in training to be a priest..."
wait.... im at a party? i actually left my house? like went out side?! isnt that where... the *people* are?
Gahhh the music is awesome 🎧🎧🎧🤙🤙🌃🌃🌃
I loved this. And the story but yeah
This was great
Had my feet tapping on this one 😤😈💘
its either DOOM or HellTaker in these comments and i live for it
water cup approved.
water cup may include: water, cold water, COLDER cold water, warm water, boiling water, strontium 19, li20, dirt (for some reason), 91 octane, leaded water, extremely leaded water, ramen broth (with noodles),
coffee (only dark coffee). this completes the list of water cup elements.
Make this into a series please
A hell knight you say: *slowly pulls out super shotgun*
Doomguy: So anyways.. wait, Why am I dating This.. this.. thing?
I really love the part when she said this 7:30
Wait santa is REAL about to kick some big toes off. He never gave me those knifes I asked for
I love this plz make a part 2
(To the people who don’t like kissing noises/feel uncomfortable hearing it)
Starts at (3:12)
Ends at (3:38)
Plz make a part 2
Now I have a question. Is this the same hell knight as in the doom series?
Hope this continues
When she said ya you banged a demon last night I whas like hell yes! With a huge smile plastered on my face best thing ever
And this kids is how Loki was actually born.
Wait,these Is not Doom, where i am?
Santa claus real.........bull shhh how didn't I get a single present growing up I have soooo many questions
Maaan I got a watch on no time passed you warped me here I ain't no idiot ಠ◡ಠ
Ayyy who knows Satan could actually be a cool dude
*Bang! Bang! Bang! Pull my Devil trigger* 😏
Fucking A 🔥🤘🏻🔥
Omg yes XD I was just thinking about thay
@@KasumiVA YES! 🔥 🤘🏻 🔥
Her:so you wanna..
Me:make out?
Her:make out behind the dumpster
Me:HA! I KNEW IT
So Santa Claus is real...but what about the elf on the shelf? Do they reaaaally move on their own? Or are they just Santa's puppets to watch kids sleep
This was a hell of a good audio
She’s drunk
BRING OUT THE DEMOKNIGHTS
*proceeds to hide my doom games*
(Proceeds to hide armor and BFG 10,000.)
Excellent! You shall join my harem with the rest
"Police Officer from Hell," should NOT be a phrase that registers to me as "just take me now." XP
Hella good listening
I'm earlier than Ordo Maleus of His most holy inquisition
Not gonna lie, what drew me to this video is the fact that you have Nelia from Grand Chase Dimension Chaser in the icon. That said, I like what I hear, and I think I'll stick around.
Her: let's go to the dance floor
Me: hold on my joints are rusted let me get my WD-40
And that's why I'm now set on having a harem of the deadliest demon girls
Santa Claus... THAT is what surprised me the most from this...
Sees hell knight in title
Doomslayer: *Grabs crucible*
It’s all cute and lovely but remember..... the longer the icon of sin is on earth, the stronger he will become
"Grabs crucible ready to kill the icon of sin yet again"
Rip and tear
This is not the hell knight i remember, what is this sorcery. What did you do with him. Hold up Santa is real i killed that guy 5 years ago for giving me coal instead of a an infinite rapid fire bfg
@Marty Hyde ok never piss me off
Hope there a part 2
Me playing Doom: Oh, man. Don't tell me I've been slayin' hot girls this whole time! That explains why they're always trying to grab me!
"Joins the Thot patrol to begone the demons even more"
Do to my current gaming habits I can only picture a feminine Hell knight from Doom Eternal and I'm not sure how I feel about it.
"Nods head while looking around seeing if there's any demons around"
Part 2 plss
Am I the only one who is listening to this a second time in the same day for the music. Btw what's the name of the first song
Victory...
Why was my first question not “Hold up am I still going to heaven?”
“Come on down to the dance floor”
*TORTURE DANCING INTENSIFIES*
SAME
@@TheEldritchFukr I.... want golden wind
Help me guys. Why does this hell knight not try to kill me
"Gives rabbit not sure as well what's with the demon not trying to kill the doom slayer"
Only 4 parts?
God, I hope you make a part 2
Within a span of 2 hours, this is the second one I hear that has waffles for breakfast... maybe I want a Danish or an apple fritter bear claw
EDIT: spelling
Hell Knight: Wanna make out behind the dumpster?
Me: Looks around, you are talking to me right?
Are we the Helltaker? :D
I dunno about that. But it seems like we sure are doing some demon "slaying." 😏
It’s either that or Doomguy and I don’t think she’d be alive if we were the Doomguy
INTERESTING
In all honesty I would just blame it on the tequila
3:40
Ah, of course
*They're groovin*
Ohyeahwooyowohyeahwooyowohyeahwooyow
Even the doom slayer would lime her and that's saying something.
Santa is real? Awesome! Also, is the Doom Slayer real? If so, I fear for the residents of that party.
hellllllll yeah
Satan and I are really good friends
I was expecting Doom Hell Knights
Song name?
The are two that I added. The first one is called Club by Andrew Huang. The second one is IDCIDK by Geographer.
chocolate pancakes anyone????
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^w^
like if you want and comment if you want hehehehe
EDIT: eeeyuuuupppp kasumi's kissing mic is now available
edit: ploty twisty: im an angel in disguise
*The Slayer has entered the facility*
@@dukeynukey6725 THE HELL YOU SAID!?!?!?!?
"Enters holding 5 rabbits waving at everyone"