@@occiferfigpucker4840 you are right. Comedians cannot possibly have friends and those friends would never do something crazy like check out a video they made.
I like how most Drunk History guest narrators get playfully drunk so they can still tell the story, but Kyle gets real drunk to the point where he can barely tell the story.
Because they got blown off course for couple of thousand miles, in the middle of frozen Siberia, the rescue team brought to them some Vodka and own pair of skis. Too cold to just get tucked in a sled, so they had to ski back to nearest village, a couple of hundred miles at least. While suffering the effects of 0-gravity. If I recall correctly, Dark Docs covered this.. But the full story is in TH-cam, somewhere..
It was a Soviet era cold war space race. Every second those cosmonauts were alive, they were thankful for, and at the same time wishing they were dead. The gear they had to work with.. Purely inhumane. Soviet leaders were adamant about winning the race, with shoe string budget and impossible time frame, and the cosmonauts just had to deal with it, or face death penalty for disobedience. Astronauts are bunch of pussies in over sized suits compared to the true heroes of space travel. Nasa may have some unbeatable records, but Nasa's accomplishments are still child's play compared to Cosmonauts. The MIR for example, was literally a tin can wrapped together with duct tape, and still it holds record of longest space flight. A Cosmonaut has been in the station simulating a travel to Mars and back, but basically nobody knows or is interested about it in the agency.
The TH-cam videos of DH are often shorter then the ones they show on Comedy Central itself. (at least they used to) They might have included it there? Although now that I've watched this whole video I'm not sure..
They could make this a special spin-off series every time Kyle Kinane narrates and call it Absolutely Smashed History. Lmao, this friggin guy. CC is going to owe him a new liver.
Psh, I can get way drunker and narrate way more history. That way CC has to pay for the new liver I'm probably going to need anyway. As long as comedy central provide me with several beers and at least 3 bottles of merlot, I'm DOWN. Maybe a few shots, too. Depending.
Is there an issue with that? Surely you are aware of the existence of the Afro-Russian minority? Abram Petrovich Gannibal for example, originally from Logone, was the maternal great-grandfather of Pushkin.
The “no sprites” part of this lunatic’s diatribe is literally the single best moment of television I have ever experienced in my life because I was high as a kite watching this as it premiered drinking a sprite and it nearly killed me how much I laughed. Thank you drunk history for that moment. I will never forget you. God speed.
Mine too people see pics of me than see me in real life and are like dude I thought you’d be fat but your skinny lmao I’m like yeee I just got a big head yo
@@jedicide same story different person. maybe the old guest didnt want the episode up any more so they decided to re tell it with some one else. idk thats just my guess
Dang. That ended better than I was expecting. Even if it's not historically accurate, I was still expecting this story to end with them getting humped to death by wolves and bears.
man i just love your escalation to conflict music. like in some episodes its perfect and in others its fucking hilarious. lol every time i find myself in the most ridiculous pickle i can hear the sound playing in the back of my mind.... oh noes i dropped my fork! *queue music* 3:04
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I love how every time we see him he has another button undone.
Wha whatta button?!
I saw this comment before the video. Not gonna lie, I was surprised by what buttons went first.
He knows how TV works.
I met General Alexei Leonov in person when he was visiting Beirut around 15 years ago. A jolly man that wanted to tell his story with a big smile.
Hold up... continue . Where you in prison or working there
Terry Myers
Were
@@claytonbrown7120 go fuck your self its drunk history wut else would one be but drunk and reading coments
Whoa!!! That’s crazy!
Remember Beirut.... your with us
This is the drunkist I have ever seen someone on drunk history.
this is the drunkist acting of any person acting to be drunk yet
Watch the originals before comedy Central took it over. This show has just become comedians acting drunk like the other person said
There was one guy that mooned the camera and spilled his drink
Long Pig Café some guests vomit on this show - not sure why it’s so hard for ppl to believe that people are getting drunk?
Yesss it was glorious
"Cosmonauts, astronauts, any kinda nauts... did... yes. The nauts... yest... the nauts said why not? What a button! What a button!"
The American president could not have said it any more clearly
Deez nauts!
Not really funny tho
🤣
I felt that 😭😭
Can yall do a Drunk History of how Drunk History began
Ryan Zafar OH GOD
It started with one drink. Then another. Then another. Then another. Then "heyyyyy, I got nn ideaaaa"
Meta!
That’s hella meta
it was on funny or die like 10 years ago i’m pretty sure.
hey, the person's actually drunk this time.
nah he's just a comedian
clumsiii I actually know Kyle. This is Kyle drunk.
@@riverrory6075
Oh you do not
@@occiferfigpucker4840 you are right. Comedians cannot possibly have friends and those friends would never do something crazy like check out a video they made.
Fuck yeah headhunters
We need Kyle with less buttons, more booze and worse chairs
I think you just described his podcast with Dave Stone "The Boogie Monster"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I like how most Drunk History guest narrators get playfully drunk so they can still tell the story, but Kyle gets real drunk to the point where he can barely tell the story.
If you think this guy is drunk, you haven't seen any of the Rich Fulcher, Chris Romano or Jen Kirkman segments
@@aristotleasparaguspodcast1129 Rich Fulcher got crazy drunk in his segments. I hardly recognised him when he acts in some of the skits.
You forgot the best part: How they got rescued. The actual space walk was a walk in the park compared to that.
Please tell me more! I wanna know how much crazier this story gets.
Because they got blown off course for couple of thousand miles, in the middle of frozen Siberia, the rescue team brought to them some Vodka and own pair of skis. Too cold to just get tucked in a sled, so they had to ski back to nearest village, a couple of hundred miles at least. While suffering the effects of 0-gravity. If I recall correctly, Dark Docs covered this.. But the full story is in TH-cam, somewhere..
@@oikkuoek Can you imagine being the first dude to do a space walk, surviving that, heading back to Earth, and then having to deal with that?
It was a Soviet era cold war space race. Every second those cosmonauts were alive, they were thankful for, and at the same time wishing they were dead. The gear they had to work with.. Purely inhumane. Soviet leaders were adamant about winning the race, with shoe string budget and impossible time frame, and the cosmonauts just had to deal with it, or face death penalty for disobedience. Astronauts are bunch of pussies in over sized suits compared to the true heroes of space travel. Nasa may have some unbeatable records, but Nasa's accomplishments are still child's play compared to Cosmonauts. The MIR for example, was literally a tin can wrapped together with duct tape, and still it holds record of longest space flight. A Cosmonaut has been in the station simulating a travel to Mars and back, but basically nobody knows or is interested about it in the agency.
The TH-cam videos of DH are often shorter then the ones they show on Comedy Central itself. (at least they used to) They might have included it there? Although now that I've watched this whole video I'm not sure..
They could make this a special spin-off series every time Kyle Kinane narrates and call it Absolutely Smashed History. Lmao, this friggin guy. CC is going to owe him a new liver.
Psh, I can get way drunker and narrate way more history. That way CC has to pay for the new liver I'm probably going to need anyway. As long as comedy central provide me with several beers and at least 3 bottles of merlot, I'm DOWN. Maybe a few shots, too. Depending.
Dude grabbing the mike was hilarious.
RIP Alexei Leonov, this past October 11th. I'm glad to see this one again.
1:44
Alexei Leonov, first human being to do something
spelled in russian, obviously
@@KC2461 obviously
"What do you got going in your life, Nothing"
that part killed me cause its so relatable
"Get a job Hippie," the big lebowski.
Kyle “i know how TV works” Kinnane
This is probably the drunkest drunk history ever made
There’s a really really old one where the narrator had to take a break to throw up and ended up on the bathroom floor while finishing the story
@@lindseystein9676 Lol I know which one you're talking about. That was funny. One of the originals
The one on William Henry Harrison. His mother calls him too and you hear him say, “Happy Mother’s Day Ma” lol
My Dad explains stuff like this, and he ain't even drunk.
I must be drunk too because I quickly read “Adam Levine & Blake Shelton” 😜
Well... At least you had an excuse... Same HERE, but I'm cold sober...
Omg 😂😂😂 I had to go back to the title after reading your comment because so did I. 💀😂😂
Sis, Devine and Anderson >>>>>>>>>>>>>
maybe you are just gay for those gay men.
Jeff Arnold Are you even 12 yrs old?
This is one of the best stories I've ever seen! Congrats Kyle! 🎉
Narrated by Rick Sanchez.
Dooms music always brings people together
Lol
Lol I love how Blake's real hair was peeking out from under that wig😭
“Wolves and bears. Just boners. Loooookingggg toooo fuuuuuuuuuck!” Hahahahhah
Best part, for sure.
4:22 "I know how TV works" 🤣
“ the first human being to do something “ fuckin sent me for some reason 😂😂😂😂
6:01 Thousands if not millions of drunk people have tried this maneuver unsuccessfully.
The first human being to do something!? Very impressive
I’ve often heard of Kyle’s drunken shenanigans but this is the first I’ve seen of it.
a black woman in russia doing potatoes "we did it, we're the best"
That's because the show cares about history and definitely doesn't tell one-sided bullshit with an agenda
Is there an issue with that? Surely you are aware of the existence of the Afro-Russian minority?
Abram Petrovich Gannibal for example, originally from Logone, was the maternal great-grandfather of Pushkin.
I know how TV works hahahaha
Blake's double take when Adam says start with some sweet kisses...
"Nearly kills himself to get back in the capsule," As if he had any place else to live.
The best 😂😆.
1:02 what do you gat going on in your life?
Replies: Nothing
Lol 😂 so hilarious 🤣
@6:00..."..the "NAUTS" ,said..."Why not?"👍🤣😂
"I know...I know how TV works" beautifully sums up the comedic genius of Kyle Kinane.
I wanted Blake to be the breakout star from "Workaholics."
MT Debris same
adam wrote all the jokes
Hey he was on the Big Bang Theory once!! Pretty much even
He was on Parks and Rec
Him and Adam both get work. Never see Anders in anything though.
4:54 that is the most wholesome laugh I have ever heard
1:00
"What ya got goin on with your life..?"
--"NOTHIN!"
this guy is so funny. one of the best of this series
I started laughing a little too hard when the hairy-blonde-troll-guy started yelling.
2:31 My brain when I look at the test I didn't study for
That shirt was way way wayyyyyyy to small for that guy ! Lmao😭
I freaking love Adam and Blake doing drunk history freaking hilarious
This was Def the Drunkiest Drunk ... on Drunk History!
Great to learn about the Cosmonauts 2!
"4 the LOVE of Mother Russia"
[RED ALERT 2]
I can't stop watching these. They're awesome. Binge watching.
I can’t take Blake seriously for a sec with that wig
2019: Drunk History
2020: History on Heroin
Problem is you need to be awake to tell a story
@@mesk412 it would be a guy with his eyes barely open, head nodding and talking really slow lol
"I know how TV works!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
4:55 derek’s laugh😂😂😂
How bout that throw of the cup to other hand at the end though 👏
the graphic effects of space and ship are so real like. amazing!
Kyle Kinane has such a good voice. I guess that's why they use him for the promos.
Anyone else wondering how they got Blake’s hair under a wig?!
They're a big TV show, they can afford some really good makeup artists
True. That was a quality hair piece right there
I love the fact that they used fishing line to levitate the wrench
My favorite drunk yet.
Glad to see Kyle could sober up for this.......
It’s actually an amazing story and now superbly narrated
Hands down the best one.....
The “no sprites” part of this lunatic’s diatribe is literally the single best moment of television I have ever experienced in my life because I was high as a kite watching this as it premiered drinking a sprite and it nearly killed me how much I laughed. Thank you drunk history for that moment. I will never forget you. God speed.
Best one in quite a while.
I’m a little belchy 😂
This is the all time drunk history combo
That was the BEST one ever😂😂
I always feel so bad for the interviewer 😂😂
That dude's head is way too big for his body.
larry love Yeah it is.
Mine too people see pics of me than see me in real life and are like dude I thought you’d be fat but your skinny lmao I’m like yeee I just got a big head yo
"...because of something Wikipedia tells us." LMFAO
3:55 - "Kaboof"
hahahahaha
Oh god, lmfao. He's absolutely hammered. Love this guy.
1:00 See, this is how I keep getting into trouble. 👨🏫
1:46, the Russian subtitles on the TV screen crack me up! Russian letters do look like backward English (I'm also Russian)
Я is literally reversed R.
That burb was perfect 😆
“I know how tv works.”😂😂
God Mozart’s Requiem is a bummer. But it’s crazy good, and it’s fucking nuts to think of a guy writing his own funeral mass.
Workaholics hit blunt
Yeah I'll do a space walk
Thought the Phantom Troupe came to space at 2:30 😂😂
this reminds me of the Sorry Andropoly (get it?) Russian cosomonaut skit from an old Mystery Science Theatre 3000 episode lol
The only person to ever actually be drunk or actually even drink any real alcohol on drunk history.
Pure comedy 😂😂😂
kyle Kinane is one of the funniest comics
Didnt u guys release this a while back on youtube.
Yeah, I swear this was already uploaded a long time ago. I've seen this one already. I'll watch it again since these are so good!
@@jedicide same story different person. maybe the old guest didnt want the episode up any more so they decided to re tell it with some one else. idk thats just my guess
@@engulfedinfilth def same story teller, etc. No doubt.
@@jblazer9804 yeah your right. Video is re released idk why i thought what i did but i could of sworn i remembered them using different sets
I can still hear this in Adam and Blake’s voice lmao
You missed the part where they stayed in a but built by the rescuers and then skiid to the rescue helicopter. Hahaha
Bahaha! The pool inflatable as a release valve! Hahaha!
4:49-4:55 I died 🤣🤣
Dang. That ended better than I was expecting. Even if it's not historically accurate, I was still expecting this story to end with them getting humped to death by wolves and bears.
This one was halarious! !!
This guy was so good 🤣
man i just love your escalation to conflict music. like in some episodes its perfect and in others its fucking hilarious. lol every time i find myself in the most ridiculous pickle i can hear the sound playing in the back of my mind.... oh noes i dropped my fork! *queue music* 3:04
why he sounded like Rick, from Rick and morty hahaha
🤣 he does.
The ‘Nauts said, “Why naut?!?”
If Rick from 'Rick and Morty' told a story
This one is extra drunk and extra funny
Imagine if 2:00-2:10 was taken out of context.
1:59 best part
Love those sound effects!! Hah!
"Electrilly." bwahahahaha!
5:11 What is he saying? LOL!
They were a couple of real dread-naughts.
One of my fav comedians 😂😂😂... Get him for another lol 😎
Good one
That glass changeup tho.
Blake's wig is next level