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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 20 ส.ค. 2021
- welcome to the internet is now permanently stuck in my head
TWITCH ► / vertiboat
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DISCORD► / discord
Instrumental from:
• Welcome to the Interne...
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Special Thanks to Quidy for the Zhongli footage (who i don't own)
/ @shirewantsto
#welcometogenshinimpact #welcometotheinternet #genshinimpact - เกม
Don't worry, if you would like me to sing at your event (or potentially hear me sing more) you can catch me live on Twitch: www.twitch.tv/vertiboat
Or come say hi on Discord! discord.gg/6qEbFfDvwG
Ty
Can you send the lyric’s I’m trying to sing this at my choir audition
@@merellegacha7121 same but for a school talent show
Friend: "What game do you usually play now?"
Me: "...could I interest you in Genshin Impact? _Welcome_ ..."
Friend: "So what have you been up to in general lately?"
Me: "You know, it wasn't always like this
Not very long ago
Just before your time
Right before Maplestory, after ninety nine -"
Friend: "Uh yeah Imma go over here now"
@@Vertigoat other friend: no no let's see what's he's going to say
i would never be your friend
@@starberry1006 did they ask you to be their friend?
This is legitimately one of the best Genshin releated videos on the internet.
i appreciate you pugwithagun. your profile picture is one of the only profile pics on youtube that have made me laugh the moment i saw it
Yeah, good to see some genshin content in my recommended that isn’t clickbait garbage that ends with ‘…’
@@dxwkx9119 time to switch up my title style
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We get massive Klee debts all of the time XD. Best line ever!
This is really presenting the quote *once you genshin, you can’t gensh-out.*
IT’S TRUE I CAN’T PLAY GENSHIN CUZ OF SCHOOL BUT I KEEP COMING BACK
@@sxftiebearuu me who hasn't comeback to the game for 6 months: *_hold my 50/50 luck_*
@@lorenzpadua8451 i haven’t played genshin for like a month now haha
This is brilliant and made me laugh!
Like you can stop playing for a while but sooner or later you’ll find yourself playing it again. That’s just the cycle.
Can we just take some to realize that this is actually genuinely good
Edit: y’all I came back to this comment to see 2.3k likes 😳 thanks 🙏
Appreciate ya, way too much time went into this im inefficient as hell
@@Vertigoat that's how we learn and improve. I don't think you're in the wrong for taking a little bit of time for this, very good content
yes
no it is not shut up
@@starberry1006 no u
I just realized that getting Mona just means you’re getting bankrupt
she do be poor
I have c1 Mona 😟
@@mapl4pres same, I lost Hu Tao's 50/50 to her yesterday
I just lost Childe's 50/50 to her last week lol-
Got mona when I'm already bankrupt
Mihoyo must hire you to make more Genshin Ads
Mihoyo pls give job
this is like so underrated though- how have I not seen this yet
dw you're early to the party
idk man
I can't get enough of this video, this was a whole journey, you really hit it out of the park!
Appreciate you!
the "wait that's lumine's baaaaaaaaallllsss" is just so funny
*wheeze*
dude I can't get through the song without dying at that line lmaooo it's so funny to me. the way he draws out the word baaaaaaaaalllllsss is so hilarious.
One of those rare parodies that is syllibalically and lyrically similar to the original, while having clever references and legitimately funny jokes. All while having very true commentary toward the game and staying true to the theme of Welcome to the Internet. This surpassed my expectations, fantastically done!
Randomly showed up on my recommended page and I'm glad it did. This deserves a lot more views and I hope it blows up.
thank you! glad ya enjoyed it!
This song perfectly summarizes the first year of playing genshin
If this not getting at least 50000 views, I`m gonna cry. Great job man.
Thank you! Hoping it takes off!
almost halfway there
it did get 50k views man!
@@averii3286 i was here
@@averii3286 Nice
"Subscribe or I'll sing this at your funeral"
Me: Now I have to make a choice...do I want to reward this man for his efforts or do I want someone singing a song that slaps in an off key voice -all of the time- ? (Not really I just wanted to make a pun lol)
alternatively, you can book me for birthday parties or church services
so this was what all the singing during league was for
i was simply doing vocal warmups while missing thresh hooks
This needs to blow up, just wonderful and amazing! :)
Thanks, I appreciate it! Comments like these make me feel like my effort these last few weeks was worth it
@@Vertigoat Your humorous Genshin content is really great, definitely unique and totally my style :D
@@TrancemasterOnyx Thanks! Out of curuosity, (if youve seen any of my other stuff) what other videos did you enjoy?
@@Vertigoat The goofy-ones, no contest! Those where the ones that introduced me to your channel and made me subscribe :) Also your more recent ones where you're on facecam or show yourself eating the hot chicken... so random but totally priceless :D
Ayyy those are some of my favorites as well! The hot chicken one was actually the first idea I came up with wayyy before I even started making TH-cam videos.
Saw this on Reddit and had to like the video on TH-cam.
I also liked that homage to Gun Girlz since it's being shut down.
Appreciate you coming from reddit to leave the like! Feel free to check out more of my weird stuff while you're here! (they tend to perform better on Reddit than TH-cam loool)
And glad you liked the homage to Gun Girlz! You're the first person to comment on that part so I appreciate it!
BRUH this deserves way more views omg very well made! Incredible effort in both the video AND lyrics, I love this.
Appreciate ya! I locked myself in a closet for 2 weeks to make this
Good lord! This entire channel is so underrated! Why was I not suggested this pure gold earlier!
Thanks! Glad you've enjoyed multiple of my ridiculous ideas
A very good piece of music you have here sir.
Thank you very much!
As a fan of Bo Burnham and you, this is a masterpiece. Thank you so much.
THE HUSBANDO ONE GOT ME
its mihoyo's master plan
Why is this so wholesome even though it just showed how weird genshin/ genshin players are...
A parody of "30" called AR50
I used to explore for miles, I used to like to glide
I used to farm with a smile, and be happy with my bad RNG
But now I'm over AR50 (nooo)
I used to main Chongyun, got used to coop with Amber Mains
Who didn't know elemental reactions, when I'd burst a 1k they'd say "No Way!"
(Yeah, I'm a Chongyun main)
Now, I'm over AR50.
...
Yo this is good, you should recreate this!
I wish i could like this more times, this is seriously amazing
Thanks, I appreciate the kind words!
Best thing I’ve seen on the internet
my shower thoughts result in wild things
one of the best pieces of content in genshin fandom right now. love to see more from you!
This is the something I never expected I'll need in my life. This is so well made that my homies started dancing to the song. 10/10 would play again.
legit waited for months to see if someone types out the lyrics but nobody did so fine, i did it myself.
Welcome to Genshin Impact
Have a look around
Anyone that brain of yours can simp for can be found
We've got mountains of content
Some awesome, some bad
If none of it's of interest to you, we'll show more ads
Welcome to Genshin Impact
Come and take a seat
Would you like to see the leaks or any Liyue women's feet?
There's no need to whale yet
This isn't a test
Just slap some hilichurls and open their chests
Welcome to Genshin Impact
What would you prefer?
Would you like to fight for Mondstadt's knights
or make your wallet hurt
Be happy, be horny
Have some rolls for free
We got a million different games to copy
Welcome to Genshin Impact
Put your cares aside
Here's a tip for rolling five stars
Here's a boy whose parents died
We got wolf boys and lolis and sentient plants
And a bunch of people angry at the fact that
a character from Zero Horizon Dawn will be in the game
Welcome to Genshin Impact
Hold on to your socks 'cause a co-op player
kindly sent you pics of Zhongli's rock
They are grainy but alluring
Wait that's Lumine's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaalls
God why did I install this game in the fall
Connection disconnected
Be dejected, watch some guides
Show us pictures of your fanart
Roll bad artifacts and cry
Draw some boobas, that's a roomba
Roll a five star, hallelujah
Now ice bridge to Inazuma
Let's resume the quest to woo her in a-
Here's some healthy fruity skewers
You should sell your house
Here's why Jean will never fuck you
Here's how you give her a blouse
Which vision holder are you?
Take this quirky quiz
Mihoyo sent the husbandos so you won't have any kids
Could I interest you in Genshin?
All of the time
A little bit of Genshin
All of the time
Bankruptcy's a strategy
and I don't own a dime
Resin resets, abyss presets
all of the time
Could I interest you in Genshin?
All of the time
A little bit of Genshin
All of the time
Bankruptcy's a strategy
and I don't own a dime
Resin resets, abyss presets
all of the time
...
You know, it wasn't always like this
Not very long ago, just before your time
Right before Maplestory after '99
It was pay to play, not pay to win
Cosmetic or two
We set our sights and spent our nights
waiting for you, you, insatiable you
Freemium was the next big fad
People hardly knew
And it did all the things we designed it to do
Now look at you,
look at you, you, you
Improbable, optimal
This banner's now
Your resin's out
Honey, how you grew
And if we stick together, who knows what we'll do
It was always the plan
to put Teyvat in your hand
*fatui, maniac laugh*
Could I interest you in Genshin?
All of the time
A bit of Genshin
All of the time
Bankruptcy's a strategy
and I don't own a dime
Resin resets, abyss presets
all of the time
Could I interest you in Genshin?
All of the time
A little bit of Genshin
All of the time
Bankruptcy's a strategy
and I don't own a dime
Resin resets, abyss presets
Rolling regrets, kitties please pet
Waifus we get, massive Klee debts
all of the time
.
This deserves more attention
Thank you! May the algorithm archon bless this video
As a Genshin player this is the most painfully accurate song I have every heard
This is honestly a really good parody tho
It’s a jam
I turned on subtitles.. .. just to see "Welcome to Gunshot Impact"
I see your "Gunshot Impact" and offer you "Fight for Monsters Knights" and "Gameshit Impact" 🙃
"We're waiting for you"
me when waiting for my resins to replenish
Bruh ive been watching this every day since it came out lmao
The best genshin description of the game and the fandom i swear to christ
0:10 this was such a pain especially when i only have 2 builded dps and i have no other choice 🥲
honestly one of the most traumatizing abysses ever
I like how every parody keeps the spirit to be completely true. It always describes the subject on the point
very solid video, rags a bit too much on the game for my taste since I actually really enjoy the game and you can do everything for completely free with it being highly polished, but hey, everyone has different opinions so whatev, have a like.
I actually agree with your sentiment! Honestly, the best free2play game I think I've ever played (and with the trailer for Pokemon Arceus, it makes Genshin's open world look that much more better). The lyrics ended up ragging on the game a bit (in terms of copying other games, borderline predatory monetization schemes specifically for whales, the need to constantly log in and play the game every single day via resin/primos) mostly because those 3 criticisms I see reiterated by the community I thought were valid criticisms and also worked really well with the overall theme of Welcome to the Internet. One of my friends told me that Genshin had basically pushed other games to the side for them for over a year now, and that comment was a big inspiration for the video.
@@Vertigoat Makes sense, and yep those are all valid criticisms. Just sometimes feels like the good parts of the game get forgotten much faster then the issues with it. anyway I enjoyed the video, good stuff.
@@darekpower It's interesting to me because the discourse online (especially among hardcore players) in places like Reddit and TH-cam is so different from the discourse I have with friends that play the game casually. I think the good parts of the game aren't so much forgotten as much as they just aren't talked about on forums dedicated to Genshin (because it's already readily apparent that the open world is gorgeous, the character designs are outstanding, and the gameplay loop when starting out is just straight up really fun). Regardless, nice talking to ya and glad you enjoyed the video! Have a good one!
@@Vertigoat Ive experienced the same thing with my group of friends, when we talk about the game it's usually quite positive, but when we look up on the discourse online especially reddit (where I found this video), it's usually heavily negative with players claiming the game to be dead or dying or getting worse, I get there are plenty of issues, and id like some changes too, but I do generally enjoy the game still and it seems to be hard to find online others who also have a generally positive outlook on the game.
@@darekpower Yeah it's certainly an interesting cycle. I remember when 2.0 released and the summer event released, there was near universal praise online (and rightfully so) and then as people 95 percent exploration then more nuanced problems start to appear. Regardless, there's a reason why I've transitioned to making Genshin content pretty much exclusively, the game is able to hold my attention and is fun enough that I can focus on it solely. Appreciate the conversation and if you wanna check out some of my other Genshin stuff, feel free to do so!
This should be an ad .-.
Here is the lyrics if anyone needs it:
Welcome to Genshin Impact,
Have a look around
Anyone that brain of yours can simp for, can be found
We’ve got mountains of content
Some awesome, Some bad
If none of it’s of interest to you,
We’ll show more ads
Welcome to Genshin Impact,
Come and take a seat
Would you like to see the leaks
Or any Liyue women’s feet
There’s no need to whale yet
This isn’t a test
Just slap some hilichurls and open their chests
Welcome to Genshin Impact,
What would you prefer?
Would you like to fight for Monstadt’s knights
Or make your wallet hurt?
Be happy
Be horny
Have some rolls for free
We got a million different games to copy
Welcome to Genshin Impact,
Put your cares aside
Here’s a tip for rolling five stars
Here’s a boy whose parents died
We got wolf boys
and lolis
and sentient plants
And a bunch of people angry at the fact that a character from Zero Horizon Dawn will be in the game
Welcome to Genshin Impact,
Hold on to your socks
Cause a co-op player kindly sent you pictures of Zhongli’s rock
They are grainy but alluring
Wait, that’s Lumine’s balls~
God, why did I install this game in the fall?
Connection disconnected
Be dejected
Watch some guides
Show us pictures of your fanart
Roll bad artifacts and cry
Draw some boobas
That’s a roomba
Roll a five star
Hallelujah
Now ice bridge to Inazuma
Let’s resume the quest to woo her in a…
Here’s some healthy fruity skewers
You should sell your house
Here’s why Jean will never fuck you
Here’s how you give her a blouse
Which vision holder are you?
Take this quirky quiz
Mihoyo sent the husbandos so you won’t have any kids
Could I interest you in Genshin?
All of the time
A little bit of Genshin
All of the time
Bankruptcy’s a strategy
And I don’t own a dime
Resin resets
Abyss presets
All of the time
Could I interest you in Genshin?
All of the time
A little bit of Genshin
All of the time
Bankruptcy’s a strategy
And I don’t own a dime
Resin resets
Abyss presets
All of the time
You know…
It wasn’t always like this…
Not very long ago~
Just before your time
Right before Maplestory
After ‘99
It was pay to play
Not pay to win
Cosmetic or two~
We set our sights
And spend our nights
Waiting
For you
You
Insatiable you
Freemium was the next big fad
People hardly knew
And it did all the things we designed it to do
Now look at you
Look at you
You~~~
Improbable~
Optimal~
This banner’s now
Your resin’s out
Honey how you grew
And if we stick together~
Who knows what we’ll do
It was always the plan
To put Teyvat in your hand
*Enter evil laugh here*
Could I interest you in Genshin?
All of the time
A bit of Genshin
All of the time~
Bankruptcy’s a strategy
And I don’t own a dime
Resin resets
Abyss presets
All of the time
Could I interest you in Genshin?
All of the time
A little bit of Genshin
All of the time
Bankruptcy’s a strategy
And I don’t own a dime
Resin resets
Abyss presets
Rolling regrets
Kitties please pet
Waifus we get
Massive Klee debts
All of the time
damn it I was so prepared to write it all down- you bet me to it
I LOST IT WHEN HE SANG OFF KEY
XDD
Uhhhh yeah i definitely did that for comedic effect haha
I could already see this having more views
Hopefully it takes off! Thanks for being one of the first 100 people to ever see it! Been doing nothing but working on this for the past 2 weeks and pretty proud of how it turned out
Welcome to Genshin Impact. Where I waiting for a character to die, because Mihoyo.
*Crying in Honkai Impact*
Cries in GGZ
The only reason I won't subscribe is cos I want this guy to sing his masterpieces at my funeral
Facts
@Clarie ayy
how does this not have tons of views, this is one of the best genshin videos i've seen lmao it's amazing
“Heres a guy whos parents died”
WHY DID I LAUGH
"i came looking for cooper and i found gold"
-Christopher Columbus probably
"here's a boy who's parent's died"
This guy just lives up like with no worries
**laughs hysterically**
words can’t express how much i love this
This man have the laughter a mad man who sold his soul to genshin
that laugh took 2 years off my life
O u c h
This is a true masterpiece! Almost had me literally rofl-ing
Never played or watched anything Genshin related but I can tell this is accurate somehow...
It is
This showed up out of nowhere in my recommended and HAHAAHA THIS IS TRUELY AMAZING!!!!!!!
Imagine singing this at a genshin impact expo
Boppin, finally someone made this!
My ability to listen to any music that isn't Bo Burnham has been severely damaged in the process
Holy crap why are you so good at this?!
I wish this gets to be viral as it deserves amazing
Holy- This is so good??
i surprise myself sometimes
See you at the top, sir. You rock.
ayyy i appreciate you commenting on multiple videos
I want this played at my funeral after I starve b/c I couldn't afford food after pulling for Yelan
I lowkey hate how accurate this whole thing is. Wish I saw this I before I sold my soul to Mihoyo
This is amazing, not only the lyric has good rhyme but you also manage to capture the spirit of the original song
Pay to win is a strategy,
Free to play is a crime
-clash royale
This is just awesome! I never know i needed this till now
that diluc transaction tho
shoutout to my level 1 (now level 2) diluc
"mihoyo sent the husbandos so you won't have any kids" -
dckz (diluc, childe, kaeya, zhongli): yeh that's us
im still sad mihoyo only released 11 husbandos since 1.0 (aka launch) and (now we're hopefully getting more) and only 3 are 4 stars, the other 8 are all 5 stars.
watching this reminded me how much of a god I am to be f2p with 8+ five stars
ok but like
wat if I wanted you to sing at my job interview
couldn't go any worse than normal tbh
I LOVE THIS SO MUCH. Great job :D
This is going in my "YO THIS STUFF GOOD" playlist
0:21 yes please, i only need Hu Tao's feet
comrade! great video, definitely deserves a lot more attention!
ABsolutely what I needed tonight lmao, good job
okay... i was waiting for the laugh. i was scared to hear the laugh... and then you did the laugh... and I was thoroughly impressed. amazing. 10/10. excellent.
Thank you for making this. hope u doing ok... im feeling nostalgic seeing this
Love bo burnham and glad to see this!!! Really great work!!! And good work thinking of words to really represent genshin but manage to also rhyme!
Had a feeling someone made this cover. Good job. Was gonna do it too xD
this is a masterpiece and now my favourite genshin related video, CHANGE MY MIND.
This is a GENIUS video, honestly
Very nice singing, my man ur insane
appreciate ya! took way too many tries to get it right
Yes pls sing on my job interview
This sums up the whole game, ngl. Ya hit this one. I'm gonna subscribe
This is gold and deserves more views
I'm so glad the TH-cam algorithm exists... I get so much GI related fan content how have I not seen this yet?
Awesome stuff bro
My heart broke when they showed honkai ;-;
THE EVIL LAUGH WAS ACTUALLY EPIC THOUGH
totally unrelated to this video, but as i was watching the part where Scaramouche showed up on the screen, some guy in the streets started blasting Bohemian Rhapsody at full volume and i totally lost it in public LMAOOOO
dude what on earth, your content is criminally underrated
This song reminds me of the famous quote.
"A joke is like a rubber sword, it can make a point without drawing blood"
- Matpat, Film Theory (forgor the year)
1:33
This is where it goes from a meme to an actual banger.
oh hell nah I clicked on this thinking there were 500k+ views brb sending this to literally every genshin player I know rn
I just found this out after watching your recent rap. Holy shit this is way too good man 😂
I want this to be on Spotify so that I can listen to this all day.
honestly. ate.
Make this into a ad
To show the true power of community
Holy shit this is amazing! Genuinely entertaining and hilarious; 100/99
This is actually amazing
the chuckling while chasing the timing in Aloy's part is wonderful
sending in a comment for the algorithm. amazing video, hope more people get to see this!