Apartment. The freedom is top tier. Getting your first car while still living at home didn’t mean anything lol I still had to let my parents know the time of day
- It's called a moniker when you get you fingernails cleaned and cut, right? - Nah, that's a manicure. A moniker is what the Monopoly guy wears. - That's a monocle. A moniker is what you put on your face after toner. - That's moisturizer. A moniker is what Tyra Banks was. - That's a model. A moniker is what we call Tahir's fans. - That's a mob
20:07 "Shut up CoochieOnStage" Tahir killed me with that one!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. 38:50 "We gonna jump right into the Sanggin topic"😂😂😂😂 just had to point it out.. Lmmaoo!!!
This was a great show this week! Just goes tonshow Tahir is beyond necessary for SquaddCast. Everyone has a role. The roasting is always 👌 with Tahir, Pat, Meg, Kev. Lou Lou and Ty Davis are ALWAYS great guests!
I just watched the “Catwomen 2004” scene Kevin was talking about; where she jumped off the wall and they cut like 4 perspectives like Yeo that whole scene was just so bad 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I been pronouncing halle berry "Hall-E" for years too, y'all got on kev like he the only person that probably pronounce it like that 😂😂😂 just how we say "Mokintroll" instead of "remote control" 😂😂
Lou Lou is so right about the Snyder Cut. They took out the story about the 2 parent Black family full of smart people, the Asian assistant, and the story of The Jewish kid with a father who is in prison (for domestic violence). Props to Zack Snyder for making a movie where the Black family has the solid image.
They came out the gates swinging at each other 😂😂😂😭😭😭
COOCHIE KEV😂😂😂😂😂😂”ITS A WIENER!” 😭😭😭
🌭😜😁
1:07:19 “Do it come with a husband too,” you know Kev aint hear that cause baby lmao, he would have had a field day with that comment 💀💀
hahahahahahahahahaaaaaa
No one was roasted in this episode, they were SCORCHED 🤣
Incinerated🔥🤣
That Newport-hotdog joke set the tone 😂
😂😂😂
“I meant to tell you this on your stories, but I didn’t wanna get in a conversation with you”- how I feel everyday 😂😂
"Tahir is 5'5 wide" im dead 😂
Tahir : I went to my general physician
Kev : YOU went to General Tao's chicken , that AIN'T no doctor
🤣😂😂😅 GAWWDDD
Lol nah dude going to Dr pepper and pickin up a 24 pack was ill
He kept hitting tahir throughout that story😂😂
@@yaaleeuce2872 🤣😂😅😅😅 right !!
Not gonna lie, I love the energy in this episode 😂😂😂😂
Koochie Kevonstage🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Saaame! I’m here cheesing the whole time, lol
Lou Lou fits in well... And she got jokes for everybody
@15:05 she said “ima live long... longer then that dog thats on the way out...” thats that combat veteran humor 🤣🤣🤣👊🏾
shit had me dead
That shit was so damn funny🤣🤣🤣
On top of that, she from New York lmao
"My chair is soaked. Tell me your seasonings" 😂
I knew Pat was eventually gonna get Kev for not being invited to the party
Naw I really wanna know why he wasn’t invited though lol
@@melbel10333 Same! Kev just laughed it off. What’s good...👀
I think Liss planned it and it was a simple slip up...🤔
@@EvolvingMama_ I think he said that’s what happened
Liss did that on purpose 🤣
“By the way Meg I meant to tell you this on your stories but I didn’t wanna get into a conversation with you” 😭😭 the disrespect
LouLou is wild af 😂 Long live Hazel 💕
Poor Hazel. Lou Lou has no chill😂
I lost my pittie at 12 years, so that lowkey made me sad 😭🤣 lmao
Wild!!!!!!!!!
Love her 🤣💜
She got NY women energy we be on go 😂😂😂
Here's another topic. Which is a better feeling: Moving Into Your First Apartment VS Getting Your First Car.
Right cause idk. They’re both big deals
This is a good one
That’s hard because ain’t nothing like having your own
This is a good one
Apartment. The freedom is top tier. Getting your first car while still living at home didn’t mean anything lol I still had to let my parents know the time of day
Yooo everyone woke up today and chose violence coz that intro convo was absolutely savage! 😩😂🤣
Facts 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yo the commitment of Tahir in the slow motion was everything!!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Their faces when Kev told Meg she ain't even got a wedding anniversary. 🤣💀
How you know I'm not married yet? Cuz he still smiling 😅😅😅😅
- It's called a moniker when you get you fingernails cleaned and cut, right?
- Nah, that's a manicure. A moniker is what the Monopoly guy wears.
- That's a monocle. A moniker is what you put on your face after toner.
- That's moisturizer. A moniker is what Tyra Banks was.
- That's a model. A moniker is what we call Tahir's fans.
- That's a mob
Under voted comment! 😂
@@jayyyyynickiiiii 😅😅
This was definitely one of the BEST Squad Cast episodes in a while. Everyone came w/ their own 🔥.
Lou Lou came in guns blazing 😂😂 fit right in. hilarious intro. Best episode in a while
Yoooo... 💀💀💀 the first 20 min was the best episode of “Roast Me” I’ve ever seen lol!
“DIS TIME ITS GONNA BE SPRINKLES”😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂YOOOOOOO
Yoooo good to see Pat back with the crew!
Side note: LouLou fine as hell
The jokes was hittin so hard this episode 😂😂😂😂
I hope Hazel lives a long healthy life. I burried my 13 year old Pitbull Zues 5 years ago, and i still miss my guy. (He died of rabies, not old age)
🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🥺
Y’all don’t be tryna give Meg the laughs she deserves. Her jokes be slapping’. How do someone have the structure of a whale 😂😂😂
I miss my moogie. He was a cat though.
I have a Pit named Zeus. He just turned 7 in December.
All Dogs go to heaven
20:07 "Shut up CoochieOnStage" Tahir killed me with that one!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. 38:50 "We gonna jump right into the Sanggin topic"😂😂😂😂 just had to point it out.. Lmmaoo!!!
Megan Antoinette Scoop looks absolutely gorgeous this morning 😍
Facts
Antoinette is her middle name? I thought she was never gonna reveal it cause she hated it
@@kdeem93 yeah that’s why they gave her one, Antoinette
🤷🏾♀️🤷🏾♀️🤷🏾♀️ idk 🤣🤣🤣 I give her a different "A" name every time
@@devanchin5083 one of them bound to stick 😂😂😂
Ain't no way Lulu just told Pat his dog is "on the way out" giiiirl!!! I'm spent 🤣🤣
The “double mastectomy” mocking of Tahir was top tier comedy, Meg. & Pat repeating “gerbil land” over & over made it that much funnier 😭😭😭
I’m only 15 minutes in and I’m dying from these jokes 😂
Lmao “really? You search ponytail?” 🤣🤣
You went to Dr. Pepper and picked up a 24 pack😂😂😂😂😂
Y’all woke up with violence on yalls heart during the intro of this show 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I have been waiting monthsss for someone to correct Kev saying Halle Berry’s name 😂😂😂
I still call her holly lol
this by far is the MOST toxic episode i love it 😂😂😂😂
Everybody caught strays this episode 😂🤣
When kev is here it’s 90% roast 10% talking about the actual topic 😂 I love it!
Lou Lou was like “oh y’all going for niggas necks?” *goes on a rampage against Kev and Pat* You’ll never see another keep your distance! 😂😂
“She on ha way out”💀💀🤣😂
The Roast me energy was high in this episode!🥵
Glad it wasn't just Tahir catching those venomous jokes.
YES! These roasts keep Kev humble😅
“HEY TOM, it looks like poor Tahir tried to say “second topic” but said sangin toxic” I HAD TO TAHIR THEY DIDNT CATCH IT
Lol I just got to that part 😂
@@DeeBee7O7 he really messed up topic again on the last one too he can’t say topic
He probably told them off cam to ease up on Hey Tom cuz they havent been doing it on him for a while now
You can hear Kev laugh when it jumps into the ad.
I’m in this restaurant laughing my ass off at Lou Lou letting Kev know he wrong with the Holly Berry! 😂😂😂
man i hope they never end this Squadd cast
"Started from the Wheel now we here"
"Y'all gotta go for the love handles" .. aight 👏🏾🤣LouLou
Lou Lou’s snort is so cute lol
12 minutes in and yall are killing me, I can barely type on this dang job 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭
I have been waiting for a squadd cast roast session it's been forever!!
The roast I didn't know I needed 😂
My cousin for years thought Notorious BIG was saying I Love it when you call me big octopus instead of BIG Poppa 😂😂
He should’ve took that one to the grave 😂
🤦🏽♂️😂
🧢
Pats comment at 1:01:26 was on point hahahaha
I can’t express how much y’all are just family to us 😩😭
Funniest episode in a long time 😂😭 These 5 together are gold
KEV DA COOCHIE MAN 😂😂😂😂
Lou Lou meshes so well, just love her. Kev doing the outro as Tahir LOL - lowkey want all of y’all to try it each episode lmaoooo
The 1st like 20 minutes was pure chaos and I loved every minute of it. .KOOCHIE ON STAGE was so embarrassed lmao
Paaaaaaaat! “My chair is soaked!!!” 💀💀💀💀💀
“We gone jump into the “sangin” topic after this.” Tahir. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lmao I knew I wasn’t tripping when he said that 🤣
I just need to point out that Tahir’s hair looks great!!! That’s it
Best part of starting of the Monday’s. I love squadcast! ❤️
Lmao this has to be one of the funniest episodes yet 😂😂
This was a great show this week! Just goes tonshow Tahir is beyond necessary for SquaddCast. Everyone has a role. The roasting is always 👌 with Tahir, Pat, Meg, Kev. Lou Lou and Ty Davis are ALWAYS great guests!
I’m making chicken salad outta that cold chicken. I’ll keep my taste buds
I love Tahir’s commitment to the bit! Gets me every time bro
I love Loulou her energy is great on this show
Meg came back this week strong, 🌹🌹🌹 kev had nothing on meg 🤣 so many shot taken in this episode ❤❤
For anybody who's looking for Doboy. He has a podcast with Clayton Thomas (CT). It's pretty good.
Kev was looking at Tahir eat them chips like the girl in the front row of “The Five Heartbeats” when Eddie Kang was singing 😂😂😂😂😂
Stoooooooooooooop🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The chemistry between these 5 are unmatched! Haha 😂 I love it. And yassss, Patrick!~ team year of the snake haha 1989 here 😌
This a funny ass episode bro 🤣🤣 i reminded and laughed again the same way
All of the pre-show jokes were hitting 😂😂 Kev was emptying the clip!
Meg looks amazing you go girl
Lulu officially a favorite because of her griffindor scarf 🧣
Lulu needs to be a regular!!! Facts
Glad Pat is back......its funnier when he and kev are both on. Why don't yall ever invite D Lai to do these. Dude is hilarious
I Love CP and Ty but I think you found the perfect chemistry for this show with Lou Lou. Loved this episode 😂
I'm not even 20 minutes in and this is already becoming a fave 🤣 They chose violence this episode..
I just watched the “Catwomen 2004” scene Kevin was talking about; where she jumped off the wall and they cut like 4 perspectives like Yeo that whole scene was just so bad
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dr. Robotnik?! I'm dead
Lol I remember “First Take” being “Cold Pizza” 😂😂 that’s a B-side record right there
"all the way from paris 903 texas" GOTTA LOVE WAKING UP TO THE MOST DOPE SHOW ON TH-cam🙌😎💙 yall keep the laughs going THANK YALL!!
Dallas here 💪🏾💪🏾
Damn strizz
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MEGAN!!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉
Fort Worth here 🤗
Jefferson tx..903 let's go
Aye y'all black mfin power ✊🏿🤟🏿enjoy y'all day my peoples
✊🏾💪🏾
They’re all light skin but they’re still black power all day
@@Blakarot11 ✊🏿✍🏿
@@homelessmessiah2797 most of us are mixed anyways just some more than others.
@@homelessmessiah2797 didn’t LouLou say that she’s full Afro panamaen?
Lou Lou had Kev on his toes. . . 😂 Everybody's got a plan till they get punched in the face
This line up on SquaddCast will forever be my favorite. The chemistry and conversation is so natural and everyone is equally involved
Damn Meg looking amazing. Loulou always beautiful
“Why are y’all doing this”💀💀
Yezus the squad chose violence today lmao.
I was waiting for pat to address not being invited to the dinner party. 😂
54:35 “Last and final Tipoc” I now they roasted him during the commercial lol
Kev really changed the whole vibe and said : Ty will be easy to replace him because she has no shows booked. 👁️👄👁️ ☕ Lmao
I caught that and was like daaaaaam 😂
Damn pat called the Mike Tyson/Jake Paul fight lmao
"He didn't punch Holly Berry, he punched Halle Berry" - 49:50 lmaooooooo
DAM KEV😂 MEG SED YOU GAVE BIRTH TO ZAY N JOJO 😭😭😭DAS TUFF😂😂😂
I been pronouncing halle berry "Hall-E" for years too, y'all got on kev like he the only person that probably pronounce it like that 😂😂😂 just how we say "Mokintroll" instead of "remote control" 😂😂
13:05 LMFAO kevin cracks me up
Lou Lou is so right about the Snyder Cut. They took out the story about the 2 parent Black family full of smart people, the Asian assistant, and the story of The Jewish kid with a father who is in prison (for domestic violence). Props to Zack Snyder for making a movie where the Black family has the solid image.
LouLou & the squadd!
🙌🙌
This definitely the funniest episode in a very long time!!! It’s was shots all the way!!! Everyone got a nice serving 😂😂
17:02.. GET EM TAHIR! #CoochieKev 😂🤣😭💀
Kev was on FIRE 🔥🔥🔥 this episode .... Squadd Cast is the only thing I look forward to on Mondays ... great show guys
😂what are y’all on this morning??!?
Best episode this year!!!! Gotta bring Lulu back again she killed it!