Ask Steve: The Kids Committed a Felony!

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  • @ohsweetnikki
    @ohsweetnikki 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1485

    I have siblings and we fought as kids but damn lol his kids are trying to kill each other 😂

    • @lilaznbltz
      @lilaznbltz 8 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      My brother and I threw knives at each other for the better part of 14 years. He's now a knife thrower and I'm a blacksmith.

    • @youngfaly
      @youngfaly 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Please go like and subscribe to my TH-cam channel is youngfaly

    • @jaejae5782
      @jaejae5782 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nicole_theDreamer these r different times we live in now. Kinda scary

    • @breevb960
      @breevb960 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      My sisters and I liked different types of martial arts growing up. To practice our techniques, we would use each other as punching bags. 😂 People always claimed we were going to kill each other (especially when I was battling cancer both times!), but all three of us are very much alive, still kicking, and doing well!!

    • @S-D-Listen
      @S-D-Listen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      “There can be only one”

  • @Cheyenergy
    @Cheyenergy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +475

    “You know why you can’t see me? Cause I’m standing behind a damn wall!” Yooo LMFAOOOO 😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @mya2233
      @mya2233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      bruh he said it as i read the comment 🤣🤣💀

    • @smiIingman
      @smiIingman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mya2233 Same here man 🤣

    • @deannayork9128
      @deannayork9128 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@smiIingman That part was funny as hell!!!!!

  • @CorvusOfMellori
    @CorvusOfMellori 10 ปีที่แล้ว +565

    "CAN ANYBODY SEE ME!!?"

    • @drewh117
      @drewh117 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      +CorvusOfMellori Nope! Because you're behind that dang wall! :P

  • @Mario_1611
    @Mario_1611 5 ปีที่แล้ว +885

    So the format of ask Steve is basically:
    1) Ask a question.
    2) Get roasted 😂😂

    • @DCWFilms_
      @DCWFilms_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mario1611 I’m your 100th like

    • @crystal4640
      @crystal4640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂

    • @jysearjones4819
      @jysearjones4819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I am your 222th like

    • @Soul_Fed
      @Soul_Fed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Most likely to keep the question interesting. A straight to the point answer wouldn't get as many views

    • @luwamalem9537
      @luwamalem9537 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pretty muchh!🤷🏽‍♀️That's the "jokes" we're are laughing at! 😂

  • @0amycarter0
    @0amycarter0 8 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    "Ain't nobody ever jammed you big ass in no trunk" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @blackice7408
      @blackice7408 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      CodeNameCarter I was so done when he said that

    • @deannayork9128
      @deannayork9128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@blackice7408 Same.

    • @blackice7408
      @blackice7408 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@deannayork9128 im still done😆🤦🏿‍♂️

    • @deannayork9128
      @deannayork9128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@blackice7408 Same.

  • @Akimaj
    @Akimaj 10 ปีที่แล้ว +453

    Lit a mattress on fire!?!?!?! WTH? o.O

    • @youngfaly
      @youngfaly 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Please go like and subscribe to my TH-cam channel is youngfaly

    • @oneofthemost2087
      @oneofthemost2087 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's something I did when I was 7 years old.

  • @flipz1083
    @flipz1083 8 ปีที่แล้ว +958

    Imagine Kevin Hart behind this dude 👀👀

    • @imAkilles
      @imAkilles 6 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      we would have to file a missing child form

    • @pattylabell2166
      @pattylabell2166 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Shoot, Kevin so small I can't even see him in my mind.

    • @zackarygranger9623
      @zackarygranger9623 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He’d be popping his head out between his legs😂

    • @olakunleolafisoye8433
      @olakunleolafisoye8433 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @lovelyk981
      @lovelyk981 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Flipz or Katt Williams

  • @demodriajohnson2566
    @demodriajohnson2566 5 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    i lost it when he said “can anybody see me” 😂😂😂😭

    • @brockholliman8349
      @brockholliman8349 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Demodria Johnson I did the same exact thing. I completely lost it when he said that

  • @CorvusOfMellori
    @CorvusOfMellori 8 ปีที่แล้ว +617

    0:40 "Your kids are actually committing felonies!!"

  • @originalkings5887
    @originalkings5887 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    “You can’t see me because I’m stand because I’m standing behind this big ass wall.”

  • @olivierbassong3195
    @olivierbassong3195 9 ปีที่แล้ว +646

    what the hell are you so cool about?

    • @pamelawilliams2470
      @pamelawilliams2470 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Jean Bassong right this ain't funny

    • @TigerLily12345
      @TigerLily12345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Exactly 😮😮

    • @findmemo626
      @findmemo626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      his not the one near the fire so yeah thats pretty COOL

  • @sweetie1753
    @sweetie1753 8 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    this has got to be one of my fave ask steve

  • @dimpleeyes
    @dimpleeyes 10 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    DWL!!!! OMG, I ALMOST DIED LAUGHING WHEN STEVE WENT BEHIND HIM AND THEN I COULDN'T SEE HIM ANYMORE. THAT WAS FUNNY AS HELL!!! AND NOW MY DAY WILL START. 8->

    • @dianedizayee2439
      @dianedizayee2439 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I have nine brothers and sisters, but we certainly didn't stuff a sibling in the trunk or ignite a mattress. That type of behavior is unusual.

    • @shannonsharpe107
      @shannonsharpe107 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sssssssssssssssssss

  • @RealRap614
    @RealRap614 9 ปีที่แล้ว +329

    LOL Steve needs to get on a Roast Asap!!!

    • @FaithKanoeMusic
      @FaithKanoeMusic 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yes. I would be up on that every day!

    • @CorvusOfMellori
      @CorvusOfMellori 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +LiveAndLearn614 I would LOVE to see that!!

    • @kba
      @kba 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Has it happened yet?

    • @dfreeman13
      @dfreeman13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’d pay gold bars to see that.

  • @NaidaAri
    @NaidaAri 7 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    I just can't with Steve Harvey! He is a mess! 😂😂😂😂

  • @heatherbeane3234
    @heatherbeane3234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    It is nice to see humor. And they are both handsome.

  • @GetTheGrandFunkOut
    @GetTheGrandFunkOut 10 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Steve telling the truth!

  • @96NikkiBOO
    @96NikkiBOO 8 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    My parents have 8 kids including a set of twins! I'm the twin!

  • @gr8teagazr122
    @gr8teagazr122 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Wow!!! That guy's got issues with his kids, for sure. Kidnapping and arson? Not fun, nor funny!

  • @CapitanFinnart
    @CapitanFinnart 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Steve is the only one who's able to bully someone while making them laugh lmao

    • @waynepolo6193
      @waynepolo6193 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol he ain't even bullying, he just layin some damn truth down for people ain't never been told it. BUT! You're right, he's doin' it in a way that keeps himself on they side.

  • @wilrobles9824
    @wilrobles9824 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I imagine it could be said there's a difference between sibling rivalry and sibling elimination.

    • @ddella1512
      @ddella1512 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      OMGGG😂😂😂😂
      Underrated Comment Man😂

  • @Nobody-xr9xz
    @Nobody-xr9xz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This dude seems like a humble person ..so cool

  • @sriley1146
    @sriley1146 8 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    This is the best ask Steve ever!💖😂

  • @Netherwolf6100
    @Netherwolf6100 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Locked my little sister in our shed when she was being a brat. Never disrespected me again after that.

    • @user-go2rh9yg8i
      @user-go2rh9yg8i 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *threw that stanker in a closet at a friends house*
      *we were bstf after that*

    • @k.murphy
      @k.murphy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well done lmao

  • @AirwaneGaming
    @AirwaneGaming 10 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    hahahaha this got me on the floor

  • @amaserwaaboakye-yiadom3071
    @amaserwaaboakye-yiadom3071 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I have never laughed so hard in my life 🤣

  • @jalenosei-hwere9448
    @jalenosei-hwere9448 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Your kids are actually committing felonies" 😂

  • @akshatjajoo
    @akshatjajoo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Mattress on fire. You need some therapy help!😂😂😂😂

  • @Corekidbeenybunny
    @Corekidbeenybunny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Steve is the king of comedy!!!!

  • @nel3068
    @nel3068 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I can't stop laughing ..just love steve's reaction ..maaan

  • @maykaymaylor1586
    @maykaymaylor1586 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When they said "no mom and dad we dont need no more" well dam they wasn't lying.

  • @Barbie_All_The_Way
    @Barbie_All_The_Way 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I LOVE HIS LAUGH. IT'S AWESOME

  • @SeenGrizzly
    @SeenGrizzly 10 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    1:43 he was gonna shake his hand

  • @iedd1eia198
    @iedd1eia198 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Ain’t nobody jammed yo big ass in no trunk” 😂😂😂

  • @krenec.4184
    @krenec.4184 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    He got dem bay bay kids😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @weekendnomad5038
    @weekendnomad5038 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “What da hell you so cool about?!?!?!!!?”

  • @lamis2221
    @lamis2221 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is my favorite ask steve EVER😂😂😂😂

  • @57shonuff
    @57shonuff 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is funny as ever....Da Wall
    Hahaha...Steve and Sho-Nuff y'all a fool
    The best ask Steve question yet.

  • @tshepim6214
    @tshepim6214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Cause I'm standing behind this damn wall 😭😭🤣🤣

  • @trish8321
    @trish8321 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "What the hell you so cool about?!" 😂😂😂

  • @teeswrld
    @teeswrld 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh lord his kids are taking it to the next level and all the have to do is “stand behind the damn wall” so they don’t get caught 😂.

  • @melvinvivian8134
    @melvinvivian8134 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    just my opinion they better check those children now before it's too late because they are doing the most

  • @mrs.georgeglass3997
    @mrs.georgeglass3997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    OMG that was amazing, its felonious!

  • @shotgunsneezes24s15
    @shotgunsneezes24s15 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Should be his bodyguard
    *steve harvey voice* “get that man a contract”

  • @mitchellfugate9638
    @mitchellfugate9638 10 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Funniest thing I've ever seen

  • @michaelnwankwo2079
    @michaelnwankwo2079 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I am behind a dam wall....Lol😂

  • @evangelistcotton1112
    @evangelistcotton1112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love Steve Harvey alot and hope to see him more on TV and other show

  • @TheSGIIIShow
    @TheSGIIIShow 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I was dying laughing and my college roommates and I just DIED laughing it was so funny!!!!

  • @josephrivera5255
    @josephrivera5255 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is some real life Kane and undertaker 💀

  • @thepirate8765
    @thepirate8765 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:31 That woman with the scarf is gorgeous (I love older women) and 2:03 That girl in the pink is cute.

  • @mzthang828
    @mzthang828 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Hillarious!

  • @lifeofta729
    @lifeofta729 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Kidnapping.?! That's false imprisonment. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @PurpleTheta
    @PurpleTheta 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My brother set my parent’s mattress on fire when he was younger. And the garbage can in the bathroom.
    So I’m not as surprised as I should be with this dude.

  • @curious17589
    @curious17589 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Funniest Ask Steve ever

  • @JRob594
    @JRob594 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Well damn after watching this I'm so grateful I'm the only child

  • @david6054
    @david6054 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    My youngest sister is 16y older then me so I never had to worry about any of this.
    I got the best of 3 worlds:
    -Having siblings
    -Still growing up as a "only child"
    -And my parents divorced so I got double gifts for Christmas and my birthday.
    Now my friends on the other hand all had brothers, I have seen some Vietnam style traps, hard fistfigths and even someone taking a leak in his brothers Lego box...

  • @sidbat6154
    @sidbat6154 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Best guest on ask steve ever.

  • @alexanders5628
    @alexanders5628 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Yes that's a kid nappin 😂

  • @deannas8451
    @deannas8451 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just pity those who are an only child.

  • @uj2233
    @uj2233 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love you ABSOLUTELY Steve

  • @Anekin
    @Anekin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bruh he thinks his kids is bad.
    Pfff... have his kids made a molotov and almost blew up a car

  • @stanleysimmonsreactions9056
    @stanleysimmonsreactions9056 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    damn steve is 6'2 that guy must be around 6'10

  • @harmonygodess99
    @harmonygodess99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Steve's so funny 😂.

  • @marvelloustncube209
    @marvelloustncube209 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Steve is the best🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @strawberryjones7193
    @strawberryjones7193 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    uh, those kids are acting way beyond the norm. get them some help and quit laughing about it.

  • @vickey7123
    @vickey7123 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Funny and serious at the same time.

  • @Cj-bw3hn
    @Cj-bw3hn 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    He just found his new security team

  • @khhero2810
    @khhero2810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Who was picking on him?
    Answer: Shaq

  • @Minh4x
    @Minh4x 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've locked them in a trunk I haven't set fire to them.

  • @dorothycrowell2867
    @dorothycrowell2867 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When he said im bk here i lost it

  • @ramasodimonoa1150
    @ramasodimonoa1150 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Steve's right. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lindokuhlesongxi8574
    @lindokuhlesongxi8574 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Only men can take on fat shamming w a smile

  • @physicsexpress5508
    @physicsexpress5508 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    More kids, more trouble.🙂🙂

  • @chemmymovies8252
    @chemmymovies8252 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Shoot 😂.... me and my 2nd born sister fought for years.. But right now she's 23 i am 25 and we best of friends..... I even tried to torch a mattress that was outside.. The ass whopping i got, never forget till this day..... My parents are what made me to be what i am today... I thank God i got that belt cos i would have never gotten to where I'm at. God bless my parents..I'm a Taurus she's a Cancer

  • @RBLong0928
    @RBLong0928 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    #STEVEHARVEY I wish I had a way to contact you directly. God truly has gifted you with joy to give to others and also the gift of giving. I have a couple of chronic issues that have put me in depression much of the time. I lean on Jesus to get me through. When I am REALLY having a pity party I can watch your videos and it is better than any medication. It just cracks me up what naturally comes out of your mouth. Thank you for making my life a bit lighter. 😁

  • @marissabones
    @marissabones 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hahaha Steve's honestly is killing me

  • @storyreact
    @storyreact 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:02 😂😂 big wall

  • @PenguinsAtYourDoor
    @PenguinsAtYourDoor 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Steve turned into John Cena

  • @katherineolivo7761
    @katherineolivo7761 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    My brother locked me in the trunk when I was 3.

  • @littleripper312
    @littleripper312 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Something I don't understand is why people think it's okay for siblings or parents to hit children. If you did that to an adult it would be assault but it's okay for a child to be hit? I don't think there is any grey area here either, you shouldn't physically hurt another human. Like my parents would hit me and leave bruises. Now that I'm adult I asked them, hey if you don't behave would it be okay for me to punch you? Then why did you do that when I was a little kid and leave bruises and cause injury? Or for my older siblings to slap or hit me? A little smack on the hand or wrestling is fine but if you're leaving bruises and injuries on someone regardless of age it's unacceptable. I don't care if it's sibling fighting theres a line. My parents agreed with me and said it was considered the norm until recent years. I don't know, I feel like they knew they shouldn't be doing that. I remember not being able to walk upright after getting hit or getting nasty bruises. like wtf, how was that acceptable to do as a regular punishment?

  • @Ratpoisonbean
    @Ratpoisonbean 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Trynna get Steve on his side on this one omlllll

  • @DCWFilms_
    @DCWFilms_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yea, it sounds like Kevin Hart standing behind da big dude!

  • @kevanfetaev4220
    @kevanfetaev4220 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Me and my sister are fighting but we are street fighting

  • @abhishekaggarwal6473
    @abhishekaggarwal6473 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    That's best episode ever lol 😂😂

  • @moniki1237
    @moniki1237 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I understand what this guy talking about if you got one more sibling u going do some stupid shit as a kid..

  • @DeeDragon
    @DeeDragon 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nah that is not playing anymore. It’s a crime and that’s it

  • @truerealpearl7781
    @truerealpearl7781 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That was too funny 😂

  • @mannyismood8187
    @mannyismood8187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *Is it just me or do he sound and stutter like Dennis Rodman*

  • @maryhazlett
    @maryhazlett 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I don't like anyone being fat-shamed.
    Steve was damn serious about the kid being locked in a trunk, mattress set on fire. And the guy and audience kept laughing. I'm from a large family and if any of us had done that, our a$$e$ would still be red.

  • @leograham8477
    @leograham8477 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    lmao... oh my God Steve. that why he is the best comedian there is the only one that comes close to him is Kevin Hart in my opinion

  • @4kelly446
    @4kelly446 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    They'll be finee🤣

  • @lilasianboy132
    @lilasianboy132 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    IS THIS DRUSKI ?!

  • @reginadeniseclarke7660
    @reginadeniseclarke7660 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    LOL.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @rethavrey5992
    @rethavrey5992 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Funny to the Max!!!🤣

  • @finally97
    @finally97 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Security!

  • @diabloiii9766
    @diabloiii9766 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Don’t have so many children then. It’s common sense that 1+1 is going to fight or fued. What did you think 1+6 would equal ? That’s 2+2+2+1. 3 different pairs of siblings fighting and one extra to maybe fight the parent.

  • @nonyabusiness4353
    @nonyabusiness4353 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    What the hell lol! Sorry but that sounds like a psychopath an arsonist!! He thinks this is normal??

  • @anointedi.q.akagnocchi3818
    @anointedi.q.akagnocchi3818 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lmao hood af

  • @specialolympicsnews5359
    @specialolympicsnews5359 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Look this is wrong can you have her is this wrong I think it’s time to change everything somebody to learn about this is not the case to learn about life this is not life kids are your life there are amazing people young kids and young girls are amazing people when they are willing to learn to respect the kids what they are

  • @aichitoshiki1321
    @aichitoshiki1321 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    🤣 I CAN'T