The Common Sense Test

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  • Do you have common sense? What is common sense? What should you know about history and current events? Meet the people who lack the most basic common sense in California. Media analyst Mark Dice has the story.
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  • @russor22
    @russor22 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2316

    And we're the "uneducated" voters

    • @FerociousSniper
      @FerociousSniper 7 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      russor22 the fucked up part is that most of these people probably recieved a college education, and came out dumber than when they went in.

    • @goldmanshekkelsteinheisenb3385
      @goldmanshekkelsteinheisenb3385 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Scar Im studying to be a nurse and for some reason Liberial arts is required i have to listen to some lady complain about trump hitler etc, and agree or fail :/ why is liberial arts even required for nursing?

    • @robs7527
      @robs7527 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Outlaw Justice Yea I had some snarky faced jerk try to shame people in my schools IEEE club saying only an idiot would vote for Trump.
      I raised my hand and said I'm voting for Trump. He didn't say a word.

    • @russor22
      @russor22 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Mario Maldonado they sound like parrots

    • @geralferald
      @geralferald 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This entire video is fake. Why the hell does Mark Dice go up to random people to talk about tampons and Trump? Oh but by asking that question (apparently only once since he never asks the same question twice in the video) he miraculously finds someone stupid enough to make up stuff about Trump banning tampons. I'm actually nor surprised you guys don't see this. You only listen to ideas you were taught as children anyways.

  • @TC_83
    @TC_83 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11145

    The senseless killing of Africa’s Triceratops needs to stop.

    • @reflex4580
      @reflex4580 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      I agree its so sad 😢

    • @becausescience747
      @becausescience747 3 ปีที่แล้ว +256

      And let the loch ness monster go. 🦕🤦‍

    • @MJ-sy2en
      @MJ-sy2en 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Did triceratops even live in Africa?
      Also there are theories about triceratops being a different species. 🤔

    • @spinthiscoupe5000
      @spinthiscoupe5000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@MJ-sy2en 🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @Smiley957
      @Smiley957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤔

  • @enterusernamehere7150
    @enterusernamehere7150 2 ปีที่แล้ว +406

    For 30 cents a day, you can help wildlife biologists save the Triceratops

    • @lindaseel8633
      @lindaseel8633 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Man, I could go for a Bronto burger and a slab of Tyrannosaurus ribs!

    • @enterusernamehere7150
      @enterusernamehere7150 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@lindaseel8633 lol so sad to watch, this is how liberals won the culture war 😔

    • @lindaseel8633
      @lindaseel8633 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@enterusernamehere7150 Yes. My husband and I were e saddened too. These folks so out of touch with reality. 🦖🦖🦖🦕🦕🦕

    • @-BigMike-
      @-BigMike- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@enterusernamehere7150 Joe Rogan just killed *another* one to hang the head in his studio!

    • @enterusernamehere7150
      @enterusernamehere7150 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@-BigMike- lol I saw! I'd like to believe Mark saw my post and it inspired his new video to keep the triceratops thing going 🤣
      (I'm well aware it's not)

  • @brandon159
    @brandon159 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I love how mark saves the loch Ness monster joke for when he's interviewing the actual loch Ness monster

  • @jairuz637
    @jairuz637 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9074

    The smartest guy is the one who admitted he was quite stupid.

    • @onebottleofwater9487
      @onebottleofwater9487 3 ปีที่แล้ว +441

      People like that is usually pleasant to work with.
      At least they know they are now not that good and admit it, then seek guidance

    • @thugly921
      @thugly921 3 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      Also the woman that said she did not know the China nuke situation yet he kept it going by straight up lying to her.

    • @hightiernub1313
      @hightiernub1313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Yes. Only smart people know what they don't know.

    • @marco5340
      @marco5340 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@hightiernub1313 yeah, it's called The Dunning-Kruger Effect, dumb people don't really know that they're dumb, and intelligent people underestimate themselves (as a rule, there's outliers ofc)

    • @sneakymcsqueaks8128
      @sneakymcsqueaks8128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@thugly921 If the US nuked China, there would be murmuring in the streets, a sense of stillness in the air with people in the crowd seeking out each other's scared gaze, not to say that they'll most likely retaliate for destroying their capital, turning most of the US into ashen wastes. It just shows the absolute lack of critical thinking.
      -Famous explorer Mr. Jones from state Indiana found dinosaur bones on the moon.
      -Oh, ok. I didn't know there were dinosaurs on the moon.
      That's why fake news are so effective despite often being utter and complete nonsense.

  • @sourishhazra2636
    @sourishhazra2636 6 ปีที่แล้ว +385

    TRICERATOPS U FUCKING KIDDING ME ????

    • @lucky12keys
      @lucky12keys 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mike Llitoris trolllllinnggg

    • @sourishhazra2636
      @sourishhazra2636 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      people literally fell for the bait !!

    • @MusicSetAdrift
      @MusicSetAdrift 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Im glad you lolled where I did.
      Nothing else need be seen

    • @c4f5
      @c4f5 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Endangered species in some countries. Didn't ya know?!?

    • @arumikahaven
      @arumikahaven 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The fact they literally fell for that proved how stupid libtards are for me.

  • @rinc2006
    @rinc2006 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    One thing is quite obvious now, Mark Dice is a very patient individual.

  • @adamsmith6594
    @adamsmith6594 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    "Triceratops are an endangered species"
    "I agree"
    She must be in office somewhere.

    • @jermink
      @jermink ปีที่แล้ว

      She’s the governor

    • @PM-gv4mq
      @PM-gv4mq 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      She's in an office working for the Biden campaign

  • @TheRolly11
    @TheRolly11 7 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    Remember, THESE PEOPLE VOTED.

    • @ratherbwithhorses
      @ratherbwithhorses 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ogin Do you think they could figure out how to vote?

    • @17planets89
      @17planets89 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Just as likely that a DNC operative voted for them.

    • @crystala8020
      @crystala8020 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ogin these people didn't take the time to VOTE... lol

    • @almasih4150
      @almasih4150 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      99% of them for Hillary. says a lot tbh.

    • @ratherbwithhorses
      @ratherbwithhorses 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Crystal A sent their illegal maids to vote for them maybe

  • @brianhorner8349
    @brianhorner8349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1848

    The horror: these people vote.

    • @susanknight2559
      @susanknight2559 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Brian Horner mmm, doubt it.

    • @captainjackpugh6050
      @captainjackpugh6050 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Susan Knight They can

    • @HD-ph1dc
      @HD-ph1dc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      They would have to find a voting booth. I think we are safe!!!

    • @brianhorner8349
      @brianhorner8349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@HD-ph1dc Nah. Mail-in ballots, remember. But then again, they would have to know how to read so...

    • @justtheletterV274
      @justtheletterV274 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The horror : Idiots like you have supporters on the internet.

  • @joehoggle744
    @joehoggle744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    We need more of Mark trolling on the streets.

  • @sonnyechols5140
    @sonnyechols5140 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Dude is legendary for keeping a straight face not just through the bullshit he feeds them but to stand there straight faced while these idiots show off their intelligence must be next to impossible

  • @mili42069
    @mili42069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5017

    Jesus Christ, that piano in the background is just as depressing as his face

    • @ukytita
      @ukytita 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      It is purposely done that way... to make it hillarious

    • @mili42069
      @mili42069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ukytita Im just sayin'

    • @cassidystarchild7907
      @cassidystarchild7907 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      RIVER PAID ALOT FOR THAT FACE DON'T KNOCK IT😬 😄

    • @toastedknight9040
      @toastedknight9040 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      SpitZui *regurgitates hotdog*

    • @iticklefatkidsbtw4087
      @iticklefatkidsbtw4087 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jesus christ is my lord and savior

  • @tahaakbar8206
    @tahaakbar8206 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3974

    Every 60 seconds in Africa, a triceratops passes. Together we can *stop* this.

    • @yee570
      @yee570 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      Every 60 seconds in Africa, 1 minute passes

    • @Loxris
      @Loxris 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@yee570 this was the response I was looking for lmao

    • @gr4ffe
      @gr4ffe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      First we have to stop the minutes from passing. Please set your priorities straight.

    • @BauliusTorvoltos
      @BauliusTorvoltos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Nah 60 seconds is a minute.
      Must be 61 seconds for those poor triceratops

    • @tahaakbar8206
      @tahaakbar8206 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@gr4ffe Actually, i confess. I forgot to join captain Jamal's army of "minute stoppers". I must change.

  • @kevinmccorkle7476
    @kevinmccorkle7476 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I alternate between laughing and being terrified for our Nation's future when I watch Mark's videos....

  • @Nobody-xg2un
    @Nobody-xg2un 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I love Dices empty stare as these genius people cough up some garbage answer based off some made up bullshit. AWESOME.

  • @monroep4773
    @monroep4773 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1515

    Thumbs up to save the triceratops!

    • @Maluhia808
      @Maluhia808 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yeah we could had save it 65 millions years ago FACEPALM.

    • @videomaniac108
      @videomaniac108 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Thumbs up to Mark Dice for interviewing a triceratops.

    • @TheRandomMuffinMan
      @TheRandomMuffinMan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Rugged K9 yeah they're are only a few left in Denmark. We need to keep them safe before the Chinese eat them.

    • @heidihorvat1
      @heidihorvat1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Free Nessie!

    • @ashtonvickers928
      @ashtonvickers928 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Save cera!

  • @malcolmgrant5489
    @malcolmgrant5489 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1972

    "Ah you guys are gonna make me look stupid"
    Thats the smartest thing anyones said all day.

    • @bob74h67
      @bob74h67 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      He made himself look stupid.

    • @Sisteelin
      @Sisteelin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      It wasn't though, that statement implies that they are doing something to make him appear stupid. He was stupid on his own, they didn't have to do anything

    • @malcolmgrant5489
      @malcolmgrant5489 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@Sisteelin even though we was acting stupid himself the video definitely made him look stupid regardless. For all we know there was more we didnt see, and if that wasnt true then even putting that in the video made him look stupid.

    • @leafmagiic748
      @leafmagiic748 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He may have just been fucking with him saying theres 51 states and stars mean something about states

    • @kaishadows919
      @kaishadows919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@malcolmgrant5489
      He made himself look stupid. All the video did was record it.

  • @kriskumaroo
    @kriskumaroo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Every time I watch these, I don't know whether to laugh or cry 😂😪

    • @cathelinam9064
      @cathelinam9064 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Laugh because we're not ... cough ** uninformed ** stupid

  • @mpirecinema2125
    @mpirecinema2125 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Triceratops part had me laughing dead 🤣🤣🤣 she got no idea that it's a dinosaur

  • @shae1547
    @shae1547 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11152

    Sometimes I think this is fake, and then I remember it's in California

    • @kizzywizzy589
      @kizzywizzy589 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Erwin Rommel 😆😆😆😆😆

    • @levichodeling
      @levichodeling 7 ปีที่แล้ว +214

      Erwin Rommel liberal capitol of the world

    • @zechariah1476
      @zechariah1476 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Oceanside, oh my!

    • @fidgit007burke7
      @fidgit007burke7 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Erwin Rommel or USA lol

    • @ottovonbismarck9026
      @ottovonbismarck9026 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Erwin Rommel Hey... You're me...

  • @roo2592
    @roo2592 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1862

    "I don't read books man, I'm pretty stupid..." props to that guy, at least he admits it.

    • @nicholasrancourt4540
      @nicholasrancourt4540 6 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Reading books doesn't make you intelligent.

    • @roo2592
      @roo2592 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      DJ Blastoise he also says he's "pretty stupid". So there's that.

    • @nicholasrancourt4540
      @nicholasrancourt4540 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      True.

    • @juanjosegrimaldos8902
      @juanjosegrimaldos8902 6 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      DJ Blastoise Actually reading is an ideal excercise for the brain, it teaches focus, imagination, memory, expands your vocabulary and makes you gain knowladge about the world.

    • @theboogeyman2813
      @theboogeyman2813 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Reading doesn't make you intelligent...let me guess you went to high school for seven years.

  • @doublebrewski1855
    @doublebrewski1855 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "What's the last book you read?"
    "See Spot Run"

    • @shanekasper4587
      @shanekasper4587 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No, that is the problem....nobody reads that anymore lol

  • @johnnyrodgers3429
    @johnnyrodgers3429 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Idiocracy in real life. Humanity is so screwed.

  • @alexanderrobinson3450
    @alexanderrobinson3450 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2913

    Guy was smart to realize the reporter was trying to make him look stupid.

    • @mateitilina4033
      @mateitilina4033 3 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      He was kinda right. At least he didn't say it's the number of stars on the sky

    • @art_by_darney
      @art_by_darney 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@mateitilina4033 Lol

    • @octaviobustillos6968
      @octaviobustillos6968 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      He made himself look stupid 💀. Its not the reporters fault these people were born with half a brain cell.

    • @gungeternal4119
      @gungeternal4119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      He was kind of right in his answer

    • @infernal..
      @infernal.. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gungeternal4119 wait why was he kinda right ?

  • @arcticbushpilot123
    @arcticbushpilot123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +639

    The triceratops is endangered?? OMG, why is CNN not covering this?!

    • @notmypresident3107
      @notmypresident3107 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I_H8_Unknown_Callers
      Im On it

    • @legendarykings6506
      @legendarykings6506 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I_H8_Unknown_Callers I hope it's gullible😆

    • @PandaaBabe
      @PandaaBabe 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Because CNN only covers fake news, duh!

    • @alex_nita
      @alex_nita 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I LOLed like a crazy

    • @rlylulrlhla3163
      @rlylulrlhla3163 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LMAO!

  • @JT-wc3hr
    @JT-wc3hr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    “You’re gonna make me look stupid” …. No he asked simple questions and you did the rest on your own

  • @kingofnothing1433
    @kingofnothing1433 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Good news. The triceratops were permanently taken off the endangered species list. About 65 million years ago.

    • @kimberlysizemoremanor8712
      @kimberlysizemoremanor8712 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Flood .

    • @kingofnothing1433
      @kingofnothing1433 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kimberlysizemoremanor8712 maybe it was the flood, or maybe it was a giant meteor. Nobody knows for sure.

  • @MrRooibos123
    @MrRooibos123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3635

    RIP Triceratops. You will be missed.

    • @linaz.6694
      @linaz.6694 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Mr Rooibos TV i hope you know there extinct for like 65 milion years

    • @MrRooibos123
      @MrRooibos123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      Lina Z. Yeah. That was the joke.

    • @trishbaum6364
      @trishbaum6364 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      😂😂 the stupidity

    • @MrRooibos123
      @MrRooibos123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Trish Baum lol ik.

    • @padraig88
      @padraig88 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Anything it takes babe!

  • @drinkurtishi8735
    @drinkurtishi8735 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1645

    These aren't common sense questions. They're common knowledge questions.

    • @austinp7866
      @austinp7866 3 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      Who the fuck doesn't know a triceratops isn't exticnt

    • @Tredenix
      @Tredenix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      @@austinp7866 I think you might have double up your negatives a bit there bud :)

    • @austinp7866
      @austinp7866 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@Tredenix dang man you got me. I meant who doesn't know a triceratops is extinct lol

    • @vaderetro264
      @vaderetro264 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      You haven't watched the whole video then. Asking if the Lockness monster should be let free is a question about 'sense' and only indirectly about 'knowledge'. Same thing about the 'gullible' question.

    • @drinkurtishi8735
      @drinkurtishi8735 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@vaderetro264 Common sense is also knowing how to spell '' Loch Ness'' right.
      Jk. yeah i think you're right but either way these people are really dumb.

  • @dennisalifantis5204
    @dennisalifantis5204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The solemn music in the background is spot on.

  • @notthenorm9090
    @notthenorm9090 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "FREE NESSY!"
    "FREE NESSY!"
    "FREE NESSY!"
    "FREE NESSY!"

    • @patjones5723
      @patjones5723 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @grahamyodude
    @grahamyodude 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1310

    2:24 This guy admitting that he's stupid makes him smarter than everyone else in this video

    • @TheDoctornaut
      @TheDoctornaut 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Like, literally.

    • @horsepower523
      @horsepower523 5 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      grahamyodude Admitting that you have a problem is the first step towards fixing it.

    • @JonatasAdoM
      @JonatasAdoM 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      "He knows that he knows nothing"

    • @mikeh9837
      @mikeh9837 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      ^ a rendition of the original quote, "I'm smart enough to know that i'm dumb"

    • @mikeh9837
      @mikeh9837 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Traditionally used by bright individuals, stating that they could know as much as humanly possible and still be ignorant to the other 99 percent of knowledge, because there's too much to know.

  • @LV-1969
    @LV-1969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2948

    "I don't read books - I'm pretty stupid..." - well at least he was honest.

    • @kbee225
      @kbee225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      Not reading books doesn't make someone stupid. That was a weird question. I don't read books at all. But I'll say I'm not stupid. I learn a lot of stuff from the internet, I read a lot of research papers etc.

    • @unwono
      @unwono 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@kbee225 I agree

    • @ToastGreeting
      @ToastGreeting 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@kbee225 agreed, I honestly learn barely anything from most books I read since they're fiction, I enjoy reading them but other things like articles are more informative to me. It depends on the book though.

    • @LV-1969
      @LV-1969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@kbee225 Hey - I agree with what you are saying but... I never called him stupid as I don't know the guy but when he calls himself stupid I figure 1.) he was joking or 2.) he knows his limits and was being honest. He didn't sound like he was joking around.

    • @MikeRuse96
      @MikeRuse96 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Krishnaa V Na you stupid if you don’t read.

  • @cazgreen
    @cazgreen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    OMFG, the Triceratops one was hilarious. I'm an Aussie and I love your show. I think I know more answers than some of those Yanks. 😅

  • @hlf_coder6272
    @hlf_coder6272 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    And just like that....my hope for the future of humanity completely disappeared

  • @danielchase6653
    @danielchase6653 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3383

    "Princess diana died"
    "Gnarly"
    "What's your favorite memory of her"
    "She was a princess, that was gnarly."

    • @calebbrown2236
      @calebbrown2236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      At least he didn't make up a fake memory, he was probably the smartest person in the video

    • @calebbrown2236
      @calebbrown2236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Which isn't saying much, but still, smart to not fake it

    • @geekygalaxy4307
      @geekygalaxy4307 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I didn’t know people actually use that word 😂

    • @danielchase6653
      @danielchase6653 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@geekygalaxy4307 lol I knew people used it I just didn't know you were allowed to use it as a positive and a negative in the same conversation

    • @Daniwasinvented
      @Daniwasinvented 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He's still dumb, because it's common knowledge the Princess died about 20 years ago. I was like 10 and in the US, but I remember because it was the only thing grown ups talked about for months

  • @dobbins2550
    @dobbins2550 7 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    Voting should no longer be a right. You should have to prove yourself, like when you get a license.

    • @toddocharmspiritual9301
      @toddocharmspiritual9301 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      dobbins2550 you should have to have a university degree or even own a house that is what the suffrage movement was was to let people who did own homes vote it just so happen most woman chose not to own a house and back then it was a choice voting should never have been a right but it should be a privilege you have the right to earn.

    • @CornualAustin1
      @CornualAustin1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Toddocharm Spiritual If women never got the right to vote we would be in a much better place right now.( They vote based on their emotions.)

    • @huskerhammer6325
      @huskerhammer6325 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      have an IQ over room temperature.

    • @Guillotines_For_Globalists
      @Guillotines_For_Globalists 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Voting rights used to be reserved for land owners, because it was common sense that land owners had a vested interest in the nation. Do you think any of these idiots own land? Of course not. They don't own anything except clothing I bet. Renting their apartments, renting their phones, probably even renting their entire lifestyles through credit card debt.

    • @deeppurple3489
      @deeppurple3489 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Blaine Bugaski
      I'd say that anyone that doesn't pay income taxes shouldn't get to vote. Then the people that are on welfare and receiving gov. housing assistance shouldn't get to vote. You'd get rid of these stupid ass moochers from voting for representatives to keep their free shit coming. Then this country just maybe would have a chance again.

  • @f15stroke
    @f15stroke 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I don’t know how Mark keeps a straight face during these interviews.

  • @bast4rdlyreaper
    @bast4rdlyreaper ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Whenever I rewatch these, I always think they are trolling or nervous... but I think it's just the rational side of my brain trying to rationalize their stupidity and ignorance.
    It's just sad.

  • @CanDOGGOGetSubs-jr9xn
    @CanDOGGOGetSubs-jr9xn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3485

    Props to that man who said that he is stupid, and not like those people who is trying to sound smart.

    • @TheRamblingJewShow
      @TheRamblingJewShow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Frogs Pepe lol it’s just a joke just because you don’t read books doesn’t actually mean you’re stupid, but it also doesn’t mean you’re smart 😂

    • @r005ta8
      @r005ta8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@lathanio2015 is that an insult or a request?

    • @lathanio2015
      @lathanio2015 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      roosta you choose m8 it’s kinda hot🤤🥵

    • @lathanio2015
      @lathanio2015 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He a good boy sorry m8

    • @lathanio2015
      @lathanio2015 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Can DOGGO Get 10.000 Subs?
      Oskjsndhdhdxx

  • @kaiali4841
    @kaiali4841 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2827

    Trump killing the triceratops hunting in Africa 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @baunax
      @baunax 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Expect the news on CNN soon.

    • @altarof6515
      @altarof6515 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I died

    • @prod.matthewgomez8653
      @prod.matthewgomez8653 5 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      dude thats not even funny. You know theyre endangered right? Ignorant

    • @ig1055
      @ig1055 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Lol

    • @queendalineodike3705
      @queendalineodike3705 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Triceratops are dinosaurs dude

  • @mhunt7843
    @mhunt7843 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I hate to say it but I needed this laugh today. On a serious note, however, Thank You, Mark. I admire you and I appreciate your channel.

  • @MrBub-pp7re
    @MrBub-pp7re 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4031

    "princess Diana died of a heart attack"
    "wow that's gnarly"

    • @welp3974
      @welp3974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +273

      "What's your favorite memory of princess Diana"
      "It was gnarly she was a princess"

    • @knighthunter1791
      @knighthunter1791 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Guess her heart hit the brakes, unlike her Mercedes

    • @buttersmcfly9043
      @buttersmcfly9043 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Honestly didn't know anything about princess Diana until a couple weeks ago.

    • @aidanw3985
      @aidanw3985 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Christian Autajay ooooooooooof

    • @Homoparanoia
      @Homoparanoia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@knighthunter1791 I’m going to hell for laughing

  • @EUTalks
    @EUTalks 7 ปีที่แล้ว +596

    It's not enough that they're killing lions, they started hunting Triceratops too?

    • @paweandonisgawralidisdobrz2522
      @paweandonisgawralidisdobrz2522 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Double extintion

    • @Racingirl911
      @Racingirl911 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Daniel Dan 😲😲 Those BASTARDS!! {psst! psst! Okay, you didn't hear this from me, but I actually heard from a pretty good source that those bastards also KILLED KENNY!!😲😳

    • @WerrinLotsuvhats
      @WerrinLotsuvhats 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Racingirl911 Kennedy** lmao.

    • @Mareritt
      @Mareritt 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You do realize his comment was satire, right?

    • @JeiCos
      @JeiCos 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh god, you're as bad as the people in the video..

  • @MCaul21
    @MCaul21 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "You guys are going to make me look stupid"
    No sir you did that all by yourself

  • @taytocrisps9606
    @taytocrisps9606 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    *the common sense test*
    "Where is Trump Tower"
    Ah yes, it is common sense to know where trump tower is located

  • @TomKaren94
    @TomKaren94 7 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    Whenever you hear "basically..." or "technically..." you know nothing of value is coming.

    • @Bladezeromus
      @Bladezeromus 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      TomKaren94 Not really. Those are just filler words. He smartest, most educated people in the world are some of the most awkward, nervous speakers. They stutter, say "um", repeat themselves, and use filler words.
      If you've zoned out without even hearing the meat of the conversation, you are as bad as the people you're criticizing.

    • @dumbcow1
      @dumbcow1 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      TomKaren94 take a shot for either of those two words. you'll be trashed at the end of any of Marks interview videos. hahaha

    • @throttleupprepper
      @throttleupprepper 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bladezeromus ummmm… Like… I… Like… Well, you know… Like… What ever! LOL

    • @hawkeyestiguy
      @hawkeyestiguy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Don't forget "literally". I swear about 90% of people use the word "literally" to describe something; only about 3% of them use it correctly. So disappointing... Lol.

    • @Nvdasmth1
      @Nvdasmth1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The S.F Valley girl in S Calif Still lives.Gag me with a spoon ya know hardly ew my god she is so Skanked uglllly

  • @tq5523
    @tq5523 7 ปีที่แล้ว +458

    These people make me feel so smart

    • @UwU-sv6kz
      @UwU-sv6kz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Trevor 1984 yea this just increases my narcissism

    • @sheridanlefanu3353
      @sheridanlefanu3353 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know what you mean. If I heard "triceratops" in a sentence I'd be suspicious how that relates to Donald Trump even though he acts like a velociraptor.

    • @zano-sama9088
      @zano-sama9088 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      My iq level has increased

    • @klemhopper
      @klemhopper 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      You are probably of a similar intellect to them and Dice - about 80-90

    • @berserkhunter1981
      @berserkhunter1981 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Trevor 1984 I know right

  • @SimpleTruth1309
    @SimpleTruth1309 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Her: -“ I’m not from around here.”
    mark: -“ Based on the multiple hair colors orbiting your head, I would guess Saturn.”

  • @DinkMcStinky
    @DinkMcStinky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    *makes himself look stupid*
    "You guys are gonna make me look stupid"

  • @Met182
    @Met182 7 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    "It was gnarly that she was a Princess....and that's cool"
    Touching tribute to Diana there, 20 years after her death. Take note, Elton John!

  • @Nathalie3668
    @Nathalie3668 7 ปีที่แล้ว +716

    fucking died at the triceratops part, oh my god

    • @anokurauvone604
      @anokurauvone604 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Nathalie Backlund that was hilarious

    • @nikanonymous4099
      @nikanonymous4099 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      omg i can't. i laughed sooo hard. this can't be real.

    • @buggy6488
      @buggy6488 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nathalie Backlund I died

  • @andyjones5834
    @andyjones5834 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    How the hell do you keep a straight face asking these questions ? 😂👍
    Love your content by the way! 👍

  • @cfrench61995
    @cfrench61995 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The girl who admitted she didn’t know 👏🏻

  • @xboxgameclips1054
    @xboxgameclips1054 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1516

    So sad that the triceritops is endangered​. :-(

    • @birdperson3969
      @birdperson3969 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I'm so fucking mad she didn't know lmao

    • @summerreagan2204
      @summerreagan2204 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I wish that they could save all dinosaurs.... except the t-Rex... owes me $50.

    • @rexsa66
      @rexsa66 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Xbox Gameclips dinolivesmatter!!!!

    • @brucepayne5827
      @brucepayne5827 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Xbox Gameclips sorry to tell you this but they're actually it's extinct now

    • @Airith4
      @Airith4 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This has to be staged no one is this stupid...

  • @garyelliott6293
    @garyelliott6293 5 ปีที่แล้ว +493

    Triceratops? She was absolutely clueless

    • @BigSkippy1263
      @BigSkippy1263 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You should have carried a toy triceratops with you and show it to them after they answer.

    • @sayUlumme79
      @sayUlumme79 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Actually a nice smack to the head and saying "bitch, it was a dinosaur " would do.

  • @wesleypepple7525
    @wesleypepple7525 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It's been years now and every time I want a good laugh I come to this video and watch it

  • @MrObliviousegg
    @MrObliviousegg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Who knew that marine biologists were experts in mythical lake creatures.

  • @prabhatranjan1053
    @prabhatranjan1053 3 ปีที่แล้ว +857

    ''A wise man speaks because he has something to say, an idiot speaks because he has to say something.''

    • @alexpaplow8520
      @alexpaplow8520 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I feel dumb. Please explain.

    • @AlexsaurusRex
      @AlexsaurusRex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      James BUTLER best breakdown of that saying. It was pretty self explanatory and your just made me see it more clear than it actually was.

    • @acquaadamas9047
      @acquaadamas9047 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Plato was so correct man.

    • @startard03
      @startard03 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nowadays the wise man is just the weird quiet antisocial loser

    • @RedRazorDuck
      @RedRazorDuck 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@startard03 Not true.

  • @greghah6619
    @greghah6619 3 ปีที่แล้ว +886

    I can’t believe they just killed the triceratops in Africa. Absolutely disrespectful and this girl was able to speak up for it. Wholesome

    • @gutoguto0873
      @gutoguto0873 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      toothlesssmilemore its an extinct dinosaur

    • @gutoguto0873
      @gutoguto0873 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      toothlesssmilemore extinct means that there are no longer any more of that animal

    • @cookieguy9885
      @cookieguy9885 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@gutoguto0873 no they're real and trump's children are hunting for them. This is awful and we should bring it to more people's attention.

    • @gutoguto0873
      @gutoguto0873 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cookieguy9885 yep

    • @meticuluous6304
      @meticuluous6304 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@gutoguto0873 The triceratops are real and are being treated ruthlessly, my cousin in Russia saw Trump's children killing them off. Truly despicable.

  • @robbietriplett8708
    @robbietriplett8708 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    For just 19 cents a day you can adopt a African Triceratops

  • @donnashaw574
    @donnashaw574 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    These people are allowed to vote ,now we know why we're in trouble

  • @thermalchill
    @thermalchill 5 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    Idiocracy was not a movie, it was a documentary about United States

    • @roscommon-
      @roscommon- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *california

    • @Mid40s
      @Mid40s 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂brilliant

    • @islandonlinenews
      @islandonlinenews 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thermal Chill documentaries are movies....

    • @peterderiemer3854
      @peterderiemer3854 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thermal Chill bhu..buh..grdlg.. hey! I can vote!

    • @AlejandroLopez-cb3py
      @AlejandroLopez-cb3py 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@roscommon- *liberals

  • @sovietunion8087
    @sovietunion8087 3 ปีที่แล้ว +735

    Ngl I feel like the guy that said he was stupid and didn't read books might've been the smartest one here

    • @theStonehouse
      @theStonehouse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He was put there
      ‘Seeing what you wanna see’ trick sneaked it’s way smooth as butter

    • @2bluemoonalpha
      @2bluemoonalpha 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Smartest ? He’s definitely more self aware, I’ll give you that.

    • @iramsavir5631
      @iramsavir5631 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@2bluemoonalpha 😂😂 Definitely! Most stupid people don't know that they're stupid.

    • @braylenconner3
      @braylenconner3 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yea

    • @erichanhauser3190
      @erichanhauser3190 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maybe modest.

  • @mike3891973
    @mike3891973 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lmao I love the triceratops argument 🤣🤣🤣

  • @nicko9725
    @nicko9725 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "You guys are gonna make me look stupid."
    Too late bro. You already accomplished that feat single handedly.

  • @boohiss83
    @boohiss83 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1694

    The fact that they needed 3 days (he's wearing 3 different shirts) to get enough stupid answers gives me hope.

    • @MB-dk6hk
      @MB-dk6hk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      At least three days. Possibly higher.

    • @kitykity434
      @kitykity434 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @DogZzA I have never seen anyone change their shirt three times a day

    • @kitykity434
      @kitykity434 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @DogZzA You can't hear sarcasm through text 🤡🤡🤡.

    • @kitykity434
      @kitykity434 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @DogZzA Yes dumbass it's called context if that's your idea of a joke then you sure must be fun at parties

    • @meshers
      @meshers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @DogZzA where's the joke bro-

  • @thebanananator1185
    @thebanananator1185 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1268

    4 year old me would tell the guy that triceratops aren’t alive anymore

    • @bigmemefan6682
      @bigmemefan6682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Same

    • @TheSzekely23
      @TheSzekely23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      That's because Prison Mike has seen it all

    • @Poppipower
      @Poppipower 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Yea, because the trumps are killing them all

    • @thebanananator1185
      @thebanananator1185 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’ve seen things no man should ever see

    • @belisauros370
      @belisauros370 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      4 yo you has more common sense then 70% of America

  • @enclave2k1
    @enclave2k1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Him: "You're gonna make me look stupid."
    Me: "No, you handled that all on your own."

  • @joelkludt9072
    @joelkludt9072 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Mark Dice is a funny guy and a good author. I've bought and read five of his books and I am impressed with how knowledgeable person.

  • @Kharn526
    @Kharn526 7 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    "#NotMyAmericans"

    • @jaywolf2519
      @jaywolf2519 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kharn526 You forgot to "#" it. lol

    • @Alexnchains16
      @Alexnchains16 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      nice comment

    • @Kharn526
      @Kharn526 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      fixed.

    • @raaie7890
      @raaie7890 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kharn526 #DUMBASSNIGGS

  • @ethanwinters7829
    @ethanwinters7829 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1634

    This is why the electoral college exist thank you founding fathers!

    • @csh000
      @csh000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      There were newspaper reports of witch hunts and burning witches in the town square during the founding of the USA. The founding fathers were well aware of the stupidity among the people.

    • @kevinpembrook2120
      @kevinpembrook2120 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      DITTO............THIS IS HOW LIBERAL/DEMOCRATS ARE MADE

    • @peterderiemer3854
      @peterderiemer3854 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ethan Winters I love the electrical collage, that's why there's art and reading light.

    • @peterderiemer3854
      @peterderiemer3854 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shawn Hudson What? I'm a moron! No? Yes?

    • @dennisvance4004
      @dennisvance4004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ethan Winters AOC thinks the Electoral College is where electrons get an education.

  • @unitempt7975
    @unitempt7975 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    01:13 he didnt even flinch. What an absolute giga chad.

  • @DrewRycerz
    @DrewRycerz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "You're gonna make me look stupid" no bro u made u look stupid lol

  • @LeveyHere
    @LeveyHere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1746

    "Dude, its gnarly that she was princess, and that's cool"

    • @shadower227
      @shadower227 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Her death was so gnarly but cool tho

    • @kiwasamuels463
      @kiwasamuels463 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bro!!!!😂😂😂 that was so funny!😂😂

    • @l1babyk301
      @l1babyk301 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bro you guys are the gnarliest can’t wait when we die a gnarly 💀 death

    • @jessicachildress5080
      @jessicachildress5080 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought her little black dress was very gnarly

    • @Xan_Man
      @Xan_Man 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      RIP Wonder Woman... died of a heart attack at age 35

  • @francis9428
    @francis9428 3 ปีที่แล้ว +886

    Killing Triceratops is wrong.
    *CHANGE MY MIND*

  • @SimpleTruth1309
    @SimpleTruth1309 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It’s hard to have ‘common sense’ when you’re not informed, not informed at all.

  • @smithu88
    @smithu88 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    From this to fascism trully scary, 6 years already...

  • @sclark615
    @sclark615 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2830

    "I don't read books, I'm pretty stupid"
    "Thanks for demonstrating that"
    At least he was honest

    • @lovelykitty42
      @lovelykitty42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      The “thanks for demonstrating that” tho omfg I’m dead 💀

    • @nickpurnell2769
      @nickpurnell2769 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I mean some people don't have time to read books or just don't like reading books

    • @SatanAzerath
      @SatanAzerath 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      That guy didn't demonstrate anything, this guy is just saying "If you don't read books, you're stupid."

    • @tobertbruh8660
      @tobertbruh8660 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      He didn't demonstrate anything. Not liking to read books doesn't automatically make you dumb. I think people who think that are stupid.

    • @propagandabrot1601
      @propagandabrot1601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      That reaction of Mark Dice was pretty rude

  • @allanj4576
    @allanj4576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +549

    These people are allowed to vote, now that's frightening.

    • @wavular
      @wavular 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don't worry, It doesn't matter anyway.

    • @davidf6326
      @davidf6326 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pleased to see someone else with the exact same thought as myself

    • @ezmoney79
      @ezmoney79 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      These people are allowed to live, that's more frightening

    • @legendarymonkey503
      @legendarymonkey503 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’m 15. Someone should take away their vote and give it to me

    • @eliot1970
      @eliot1970 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep, the GOP are working hard to ensure this is the kind of folk that do not get suppressed

  • @OneTwoFive0
    @OneTwoFive0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “I don’t read books, I’m stupid man”
    At least he was honest and not trying to hide it

  • @thomasmagnum7092
    @thomasmagnum7092 7 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    Watching this reminds me of a Benjamin Franklin quote: "Best to remain silent and be thought of a fool rather than speak out loud and remove all doubt".

    • @sertu1462
      @sertu1462 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      See, there's a problem about this attitude: people who are averagely or relatively intelligent often keep quiet because they worry about maybe saying something embarassing, because they sometimes have some doubt weather they are intelligent or not. They simply think about it to much. Dumb people, however, usually just speak what they think (because they can't judge if it's stupid or not).
      So if one understands Franklin's quote and can reflect well enough to see if whatever he wants to say is stupid, he's already intelligent enough to have a valid opinion. You can't adress dumb people with this quote because they simply won't get it.

    • @langlang87
      @langlang87 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Richard Newman No,this person meant whether but said weather!!!😂😂😂

    • @charlesmajcin7780
      @charlesmajcin7780 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It was Abraham Lincoln who said that, wasn't it?

    • @katiee.8925
      @katiee.8925 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      thomas magnum -AMEN!

    • @alexfamie5255
      @alexfamie5255 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Karol Majcin abrahdolpf lincoler

  • @ishan6325
    @ishan6325 3 ปีที่แล้ว +665

    This makes me think that there should be a minimum intelligence level to vote

    • @fake--venom7936
      @fake--venom7936 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Nah i say let them vote. We've got the electoral college

    • @gburyhockey9
      @gburyhockey9 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yi Hang Chen we do, the electoral college subsists of state senators I think

    • @bigfarfar219
      @bigfarfar219 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      If intelligence was easy to measure i would still not agree. It would create an elitist society controlled by the intellectual 1%. And also intelligence doesn't equal knowledge or wisdom

    • @aldwintanner1386
      @aldwintanner1386 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bro you realize if that were true Trump would not be president. Hillary won wayyy more of the educated vote. Besides I agree with BigFarfar.

    • @nicholassides3969
      @nicholassides3969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      There’s a minimum IQ for the military, why not for voting?

  • @Brobro22551
    @Brobro22551 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Trumps kids didn't just kill a triceratops; they also got big foot and barney too.

  • @walkingleafaviation
    @walkingleafaviation ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I live in fear that I will meet Mark on a pier in California and he will ask me something I should absolutely know. 😂

    • @mistersmith3986
      @mistersmith3986 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That's the exact reason I moved out of California.

  • @86puffpuff86
    @86puffpuff86 7 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    "where does Donald Trump live?" correct answer--- Washington D.C.

    • @86puffpuff86
      @86puffpuff86 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      that was the joke

    • @jabronjunklove760
      @jabronjunklove760 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      1800 Delaware Avenue. Dang, it feels good to be a genius.

    • @ekoms108
      @ekoms108 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      JaBron Junklove 1600 hundred, you mean? Pennsylvania Ave? what the he is at 1800 Delaware Ave?

    • @tirednwired
      @tirednwired 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Damn it, I said to myself "New York, New York".

    • @gregoryshepherddavis8002
      @gregoryshepherddavis8002 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They are interchangeable, but "reside" is used more often when describing a "dwelling/residence" which brings up another question as to the difference between "to dwell" and "to reside" which is boring so I'll stop here...

  • @Thomasianwood
    @Thomasianwood 3 ปีที่แล้ว +700

    Poor triceratops in Africa. They must’ve been extinct by now

    • @AflipKID91
      @AflipKID91 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That was the first time I laughed too bro. I was like "I can't be the only one thinking about the Triceratops comment" lmao

    • @SilentKnight43
      @SilentKnight43 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      We still have them in Canada. We keep them in the basements of our igloos.

    • @flitsplik5750
      @flitsplik5750 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LOOKOOOOOOLKLKOOLLLLLOOOLLL

    • @wookiewaffles1503
      @wookiewaffles1503 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh buddy, do I have something to tell you.

    • @groverjuicy
      @groverjuicy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      No way! I watched a documentary where they cloned them from yellow plastic. There were follow-up docs where they got chased but I didn't watch them coz science is evil and hates Jesus.

  • @indigoblack8127
    @indigoblack8127 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'd like to imagine a commercial, "every 60 seconds a Triceratops is hunted in the African plains", meanwhile in the background "In the arms of and angel... 🎶"

  • @anthonystejan8492
    @anthonystejan8492 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The fact that he holds his laughter when saying "Triceratops" is hilarious, please tell me this ain't scripted...

  • @aidanbronish9179
    @aidanbronish9179 3 ปีที่แล้ว +805

    The fact these people are allowed to vote is horrible.

    • @aidanbronish9179
      @aidanbronish9179 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@martyowens1430 I know, im an Aussie too. i've seen some absolutely brain dead people at my college from a girl who didn't know what a moth is to someone who didn't have a grasp on simple economics and said 'well why don't rich countries build more money factories in poor countries?'.

    • @xmgzsandwich
      @xmgzsandwich 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The fact that they know little to nothing about our country doesn't nor should it revoke their general right to vote. They should vote in fact, like every other american.

    • @kaykay2144
      @kaykay2144 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They elected trump 4 years ago

    • @autisticsponge8311
      @autisticsponge8311 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      We need them to vote. How else can we save the triceratops?

    • @BottleOJamie
      @BottleOJamie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@xmgzsandwich they are the reason why someone with the characteristics of a male karen got elected 4 years ago

  • @biblicalthinker2.083
    @biblicalthinker2.083 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1273

    As a professional triceratops hunter, I find this video extremely offensive

    • @heatherthedutch-american1481
      @heatherthedutch-american1481 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Me too. You can hunt them in Africa you have to go Brazil

    • @blainebortuga1611
      @blainebortuga1611 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wow I can't believe there's people like you that actually exist - some triggered sjw

    • @sheridan5175
      @sheridan5175 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      You disgust me. Triceratops is ENDANGERED SPECIES, and you're openly hunting it? FOR SHAME.

    • @danield1414
      @danield1414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I personally hunt T-Rexes in the wild deserts of the north pole.

    • @WilliamSmith-hv4mz
      @WilliamSmith-hv4mz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I do both

  • @Hello_Apee
    @Hello_Apee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    hahah at 5:00 that old lady is SOO concerned lol

  • @roadtoad7704
    @roadtoad7704 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    There's a saying: "Common sense is not a blessing. It's a curse. You have to deal with those who have none."

  • @snarly2415
    @snarly2415 7 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    The piano is very appropriate for this depressing montage of idiocracy

  • @slurdrip
    @slurdrip 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1732

    “I don’t read books man, I’m pretty stupid”
    At least he was honest

    • @cjadventures8840
      @cjadventures8840 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Right

    • @beatleslover8519
      @beatleslover8519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Everybody should read books. Books are interesting to read if you find ones you like.

    • @vanessafilova2697
      @vanessafilova2697 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Nope, just beacuse someone doesn't read books, it doesn't mean they're stupid. Books are just not for everybody, get over it.

    • @slurdrip
      @slurdrip 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@vanessafilova2697, you’re momme

    • @vanessafilova2697
      @vanessafilova2697 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@slurdrip Nope. I really love books and love reading them, i just feel bad for the fact that people are shaming people for not reading. Also sorry for my english, still learning.

  • @patjones5723
    @patjones5723 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That one gal left the dye on her head to long....and it affected her brain 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @SheanaOBrien1985
    @SheanaOBrien1985 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How are so many people this clueless. Heartbreaking.

  • @TheEvilDatsuTube
    @TheEvilDatsuTube 6 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    Holy shit! I am not american and I know more about the USA than these guys.

    • @LizardMan-ek8ej
      @LizardMan-ek8ej 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Vorkai Cyboulsky most 5 year olds are smarter than them.

    • @JoelintonMassif
      @JoelintonMassif 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me too

    • @MrBlazinman
      @MrBlazinman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Maniac Bahamut cat no you didn't. You couldn't spell mechanics for your life and you literally had a full sentence for the word "bitches". It's not grammar class but at the same time you'd be smart enough not to fuck up if you did

    • @Ben-jl2rh
      @Ben-jl2rh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Vorkai Cyboulsky, thank you I hate my own country! I am from Arkansas and all these idiots are from California and New York. These states think they are better than all of us, but they aren't! They are stupid!

    • @thaddeusbeadle6546
      @thaddeusbeadle6546 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Vorkai Cyboulsky At this point, I don't think California should be considered "America."

  • @DWBI3735
    @DWBI3735 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “It’s gnarly that she was princess , so that’s cool “😂