George Carlin on phone, Bluetooth, Answering Machines..

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  • @Willverinerage
    @Willverinerage 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3505

    "I think it is the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn, and cross it deliberately"
    George Carlin

    • @98bigbutt
      @98bigbutt 10 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      I wish he's still alive.

    • @Willverinerage
      @Willverinerage 8 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      98bigbutt
      There are about 500,000 others who would agree with you.....I'm one of them.

    • @joycebennett5388
      @joycebennett5388 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Willverinerage he had no Lin that is why he is an icon

    • @szqsk8
      @szqsk8 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      willdog335 Even worse is comedians who make public apologies about a joke they made all the while proclaiming Lenny Bruce or Richard Pryor are their heroes.

    • @eec589
      @eec589 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      willdog335 Louis CK, Bill Maher, and Ricky Gervais are the closest thing to Carlin, not as bold as him but still pretty damn funny.

  • @DrunkenCoward1
    @DrunkenCoward1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    "Here's another unfortunate pack of mutants who oughta be penciled in for a sudden visit from the Angel of Death."
    George Carlin was incredible, linguistically.

    • @tonisumblin2719
      @tonisumblin2719 ปีที่แล้ว

      I Died! 😂🤣😁

    • @liltick102
      @liltick102 ปีที่แล้ว

      Something I can imagine Aesop Rock or Hunter S Thompson also saying.

  • @SirParcifal
    @SirParcifal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +454

    Corona virus taps George on the shoulder. George turns and says" you dont scare me; i swam in the Hudson River; i was tempered in raw sewage. "

    • @8thApostle
      @8thApostle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      We walked to school in floods... actually we swam... hustled through 30 feet a snow to get to school using hand woven snow shoes...fake it

    • @miljasarajka3597
      @miljasarajka3597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      George would think twice believing into this scary virus tv media panic thing anyway... Let alone do 6ft and mask - because government told him so! You obviously don’t understand what he was trying to say in his speeches...

    • @SKa-tt9nm
      @SKa-tt9nm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SirParcifal “... to cool off!!” 😁

    • @thespectre3054
      @thespectre3054 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Polio never had a prayer, We were tempered in raw shit

    • @DanielSmith-vd8tp
      @DanielSmith-vd8tp 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Corona would have murdered George

  • @Synthia17
    @Synthia17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +722

    Imagine how much material he would have now

    • @stevedyches4635
      @stevedyches4635 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      More than he or we could handle.

    • @evelinotiger6107
      @evelinotiger6107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      O boy lol

    • @Miwna
      @Miwna 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Dude Sweet Or screaming up at us.

    • @falcon0351
      @falcon0351 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fucking oath

    • @marioiacolucci
      @marioiacolucci 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Rip,George

  • @user-tp2ex6kk4u
    @user-tp2ex6kk4u 9 ปีที่แล้ว +415

    I love his pissed off delivery. No comedian will ever been so passionate.

    • @EndlessSummer888
      @EndlessSummer888 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      daniel lopez Have you seen Lewis Black? never have i seen a more angry comedian than him. Or John Pinette - he could read a boring computer manual with his trademark rage and still keep the audience in stitches.

    • @alexgetsactive1203
      @alexgetsactive1203 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      daniel lopez jim jefferies does it right....

    • @EndlessSummer888
      @EndlessSummer888 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Seriously though, in comparison to Lewis Black, George is really laid back. No offense to George, he's my favourite comedian.

    • @EndlessSummer888
      @EndlessSummer888 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ***** He may start out a bit calm and then just gets really heated.

    • @SelectaWaynazz
      @SelectaWaynazz 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Bill hicks

  • @jakeoneill7894
    @jakeoneill7894 7 ปีที่แล้ว +590

    The world needs George now more than ever 😂

    • @kevinsandytotherow8092
      @kevinsandytotherow8092 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jake o neill yes!!

    • @marioiacolucci
      @marioiacolucci 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Rip George great guy!😥😥😥

    • @hurricaneheli79
      @hurricaneheli79 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @The big man is in the house!
      Look up Foamy the squirrel.

    • @Machiave11i
      @Machiave11i 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So they can ignore him as they did for forty years?

    • @sunnynagrani1234
      @sunnynagrani1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      They might get one soon...

  • @hectorbismol5337
    @hectorbismol5337 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1204

    This man aged like a fine wine.

    • @makeit7579
      @makeit7579 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      turned to vinegar

    • @gblake5560
      @gblake5560 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Make it - exactly. Picking on regional parlance. Give me a break. Anyone can snipe at other people that way. I could do it all day. But I’m not a boring pissy arrogant grouch with his head up his ass

    • @seventhofnine680
      @seventhofnine680 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Not quite. Wine eventually goes bad.

    • @oceanbnd
      @oceanbnd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hectorbismol He left before he got too old, although I think his observations will be listened to a century from now.

    • @anterpants
      @anterpants 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      All but the credit card part.

  • @chibhawks4
    @chibhawks4 8 ปีที่แล้ว +664

    There will never be another like George.

    • @PeriapsisStudios2000
      @PeriapsisStudios2000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Actually, I am the reincarnation of George.
      No, really.
      The first time I heard him, I thought to myself, "This guy thinks JUST LIKE ME!" Literally EVERYTHING he says I agree with.

    • @richarddawkinscoinedthewor2318
      @richarddawkinscoinedthewor2318 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jebediah Kerman same here dude. Though I'm sure it is unlikely that you'd be as great of a performer

    • @keithmaddock5817
      @keithmaddock5817 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      true

    • @jupitersgodzilla7114
      @jupitersgodzilla7114 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He a lot like me...

    • @olloman10
      @olloman10 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dave chapelle is getting close.

  • @danielmckrell6604
    @danielmckrell6604 7 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    George was kick ass. He was a true original and had a real edge to his humor. I miss seeing him on HBO.

    • @RichardDominguezTheMagicIsReal
      @RichardDominguezTheMagicIsReal 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      a comic genius yes, but hardly original. Carlin pattern his act after Lenny Bruce who spent a lot of time being locked up in jail because of his stand up act. George was just starting his career after Lenny had already passed away.

    • @peachout6227
      @peachout6227 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@RichardDominguezTheMagicIsReal but then again, comedian material is hardly anything new, if you think about it. We decide how good a comedian is based on how they deliver the joke and the matter into something entertaining, but i think we all have clues about what they mean anyway....

    • @RW4X4X3006
      @RW4X4X3006 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Every season, George would have a new routine. Always looked forward to him.

    • @marioiacolucci
      @marioiacolucci 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tubi TV has a bunch of videos of him

    • @mariaalano3077
      @mariaalano3077 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He could.have been a Guest in Academy Award night.

  • @southernstarresources2231
    @southernstarresources2231 9 ปีที่แล้ว +396

    God I miss this guy!!

    • @user-cc4kq6hl4c
      @user-cc4kq6hl4c 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Who doesn't

    • @ale8517
      @ale8517 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Yo Mama Catholics probably ahhahah

    • @user-cc4kq6hl4c
      @user-cc4kq6hl4c 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      im a muslim and i miss him :(

    • @theoutsider6653
      @theoutsider6653 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Damn...i really wish he was alive so he could laugh about trump, isis and everything is happening in this world atm

  • @markhuru
    @markhuru 4 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    Miss George, can you imagine his reaction to toilet paper hoarding?

    • @musicmotor1
      @musicmotor1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      "What on earth would you need with that much toilet paper anyway? Are you going to ask to be mummified with it when they find you dead from this thing?"

    • @Tenhys
      @Tenhys 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@musicmotor1 Damn, i read it with his voice. It's frighteningly on point.

    • @Mtfisher45
      @Mtfisher45 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Tenhys for real right on point i did the same thing

    • @generationless6942
      @generationless6942 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The whole population is a bunch of ass-wipes!

    • @nyankers
      @nyankers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Otis B. Driftwood I mean, that's a problem that solves itself...

  • @uglydudeism
    @uglydudeism 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    I had the pleasure of spending about one hour with him in a medical setting. He was very genuine and down to earth. He told me a couple of jokes in Spanish and his language was just as bad as English. 😀 I used to look forward to reading those daily desktop calendars with his jokes. A true master of words.

  • @bobhunt3197
    @bobhunt3197 10 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    The man was very real and honest, R.I.P.

    • @pena.3302
      @pena.3302 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey id imagine he'd (George)Simply say 'Hey ive put out a lot of shit..maybe value=check that out..

  • @angeloiodice9304
    @angeloiodice9304 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    George was brutal. When he was young, he was funny. When he got older, he just shredded the status quo. But he certainly woke you up in a very powerful way. By far, the most powerful and intelligent comedian of our time.

  • @michaelpaliden6660
    @michaelpaliden6660 5 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    I am A southerner the first joke was still funny if you can't laugh at yourself others will do it for you so don't sweat it.

    • @michaelpecarichhealth2366
      @michaelpecarichhealth2366 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The world needs more people like you

    • @tuffarms2716
      @tuffarms2716 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      im southern too, and i gotta say there are quite a bit closed minded people here

    • @joshual1742
      @joshual1742 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol yep SC born and raised and I laughed my ass off 🤣🤣🤣 my daddy said fuck your daddy 🤣🤣🤣

  • @letsfindout1621
    @letsfindout1621 5 ปีที่แล้ว +439

    I wonder how many people went home and changed their answering machine messages 😂😂

  • @fozman666
    @fozman666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    He came with a message, comedy was an extra!

    • @msm2847
      @msm2847 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nail on head! Miss Him

  • @ChristineJSmith16
    @ChristineJSmith16 10 ปีที่แล้ว +771

    I worship Carlin. Miss him, but thanks to youtube, he'll live forever.

    • @americafirst4585
      @americafirst4585 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Won't be long they will shadowban him for content.

    • @justintucker331
      @justintucker331 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      George would probably make fun of you for worshiping him. Pretty sure he had a whole bit about worship and weak minded people. 😉

    • @VarietyVideoGamer
      @VarietyVideoGamer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I worship Carlin, but I pray to Joe Pesci.

    • @Oecanside
      @Oecanside 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Carlin prays to the sun and joe pesci. And I pray to you George your MY god

    • @ryane6545
      @ryane6545 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Christine Steiner thanks to, George, he’ll live forever.

  • @Whyyy_Kayy...
    @Whyyy_Kayy... 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    No comedian to date will EVER compare to you man. You set the bar high. RIP

  • @alextomich
    @alextomich 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    3:17 Carlin is the only comedian who can get away with joking about premeditated murder and child molestation in the same sentence

    • @TakezoMushashi
      @TakezoMushashi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      People have no sense of humor or take everything seriously but don't do anything about the knee deep shit of reality they are really in. I wish those jokes were acceptable today. Funny as fuck.

    • @vinzo0913
      @vinzo0913 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No such thing as an unacceptable joke, just unnecessary people

  • @pooryorick831
    @pooryorick831 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    The genius of George Carlin is that he just says out loud what the rest of us are thinking...

  • @johnwilliamson2207
    @johnwilliamson2207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    He was so unique, he was a wordsmith, philosopher a realist and somehow made it funny.

  • @bearbear4389
    @bearbear4389 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    George Carlin is the only comedian who's same sketches I've watched over, and over, and over, and over.........

    • @dannypalma8159
      @dannypalma8159 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same here atleast once a year

    • @belladonna8425
      @belladonna8425 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love listening to him when I'm driving. He both soothes and reinforces my road rage lol

  • @prettyjaysays
    @prettyjaysays 9 ปีที่แล้ว +378

    I never realized there was another person who felt the same way I do about bluetoothers.

    • @guitar19971
      @guitar19971 9 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      They are stupid inventions. I hate them and the people who wear them for two main reasons. First they look ridiculous. When I see someone having a conversation on one I'm not sure whether or not they're a lunatic until I see it clearly. But the people who wear them think they look cooler than the love child of James Dean and the Fonz. Second whenever one of these arse holes have these things on and are having a conversation they always talk really fucking loud. Disturbing everyone within a 500 metre radius.

    • @prettyjaysays
      @prettyjaysays 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      :'D You hit the nail directly on the head, they're fucking morons. The ones I hate the most are the people who wear them all day long, even if they aren't talking... like they're the CEO of a fortune 500 company or something, even though they're just some loser.

    • @trysometruth
      @trysometruth 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Pretty Jay Best name for 'em: BLUETOOLS

    • @DyenamicFilms
      @DyenamicFilms 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      +Pretty Jay What I hate even worse is when these bluetooth assholes are near you, start talking out of nowhere while looking at you and you don't realize they're on the phone and you think they're talking to you. Sometimes I'd have what I thought was a small conversation with them before I realize they're not even talking to me, then they think you're an idiot for responding. I have this happen with receptionists as well, though now I wait to be sure they're talking to me and not someone on the phone. Then they think you're an idiot for thinking they're on the phone and not talking to you.

    • @donworryboutit3804
      @donworryboutit3804 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My dad actually has one of those but he doesn't just walk around and use it all the time. when he isn't at work he will always just pick up his phone. in cases where he is at work, he can't hold the phone to his head to talk.
      He's a truck driver and he likes to have both hands on the wheel at all times for other peoples safety. he's in a big rig he ain't to fucken worried about hitting a Prius. in that case, it doesn't annoy me. but when you're in the store or even at home and you just have it on and use it...that bugs me.

  • @80sluva92
    @80sluva92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I miss George Carlin tremendously. He left us with such knowledge and perspective all delivered through laughter. Great Individual.

  • @jayb5893
    @jayb5893 10 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    Too bad he is not around now, he'd have mocked those self-worshiping nut cases on Facebook and Twitter.

    • @Amadeus-ms9lt
      @Amadeus-ms9lt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Instagram, TikTok, corona virus restrictions and others

    • @gmar7836
      @gmar7836 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Especially millennials

    • @user-ps6iz6bd9t
      @user-ps6iz6bd9t 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He would've probably enjoy social media especially Twitter. He'll just trigger the shit out of those softies

  • @glassess2k
    @glassess2k 10 ปีที่แล้ว +504

    He puts my anger into words perfectly

    • @paulmoon4209
      @paulmoon4209 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Exactly

    • @marioiacolucci
      @marioiacolucci 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Let's fart😨😨😨😨

    • @chrisg6351
      @chrisg6351 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      👍👍👍👍👍

    • @createmymy7851
      @createmymy7851 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      An angry old man who put out his anger on his wife and family. He lived an empty life.

    • @luis.j7075
      @luis.j7075 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Create Mymy I did my research right now and it said the daughter said he was great n if she think so then do does his wife cause the daughter n mother lived together, ur just putting out bullshit for ppl to believe ur pathetic sad life, he lived an empty life?? I would love to give u a whole explanation who has more of a empty life compare to a person who gave out their true personal opinion or a liar.

  • @HenriBalla
    @HenriBalla 10 ปีที่แล้ว +563

    Visionary:
    "Soft Rock Bands like men without testicles" = OneDirection

    • @Selvurn
      @Selvurn 10 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      That and most of the modern music industry.

    • @ialwaysbesingin
      @ialwaysbesingin 10 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      he predicted a lot of shitty music today

    • @southjerseyboy2844
      @southjerseyboy2844 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That and that nuckelhead Justin Berber

    • @PeriapsisStudios2000
      @PeriapsisStudios2000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
      (air horn)(air horn)(air horn)

    • @danieltheavatarmusic
      @danieltheavatarmusic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That and this entire generation of music.

  • @lynnturman8157
    @lynnturman8157 10 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Man, I wish he was still with us. I'd love to hear what he'd have to say about the digital age.

    • @RW4X4X3006
      @RW4X4X3006 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      He passed away not too long ago. He was savvy with it, and all of its utter bullshit.

    • @kristinehatkinson7323
      @kristinehatkinson7323 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/6Aph-MsNK_E/w-d-xo.html

  • @daniellee1722
    @daniellee1722 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    President Carlin has such a nice ring to it. He seriously should’ve ran for president

  • @stevenmoosa9338
    @stevenmoosa9338 10 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    There is something about Carlin , which is : his jokes never get old , brilliant
    I have a collection of all of his shows and I watch them every other day .

  • @paganwinter4759
    @paganwinter4759 8 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    Can't watch this late at night, you'll wake up the whole neighbourhood

    • @007yuval
      @007yuval 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      or.. you knowww.. earphones/headphones....?

    • @szqsk8
      @szqsk8 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      +007yuval They meant from the loud laughing 😆

    • @007yuval
      @007yuval 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ***** I see, okay that makes more sense

    • @ppawelppawel
      @ppawelppawel 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That would be a serious emergency situation.

    • @YaoEspirito
      @YaoEspirito 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm sitting in the lobby of a hotel in Ethiopia, laughing like an idiot, and getting plenty funny looks.

  • @slapnut892
    @slapnut892 8 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Good old George Carlin, how can you not love the guy?

  • @Alex-ur8kd
    @Alex-ur8kd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    He was good, really good, probably wouldn't be allowed to tell these jokes nowdays...

    • @shragergervais519
      @shragergervais519 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So true

    • @jacobbellwood6184
      @jacobbellwood6184 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      If he were alive today, he still would.

    • @Alex-ur8kd
      @Alex-ur8kd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@jacobbellwood6184 I'm not so sure - many people are so easily offended nowdays and sooo educated, they know how to complain ;)

    • @Awesum
      @Awesum 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Alex-ur8kd agreed, although who knows chapelle is great at dodging lazers maybe Carlin would be too

    • @sirewokthefirstidonthaveal2902
      @sirewokthefirstidonthaveal2902 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Awesum i think that may just be because he is black though, you can make some more bigetted jokes without beeing branded as a ...ist white male

  • @lcashmoney5600
    @lcashmoney5600 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    And I thought I was the only one who can't stand to hear kids on answering machines..😂🤣

    • @marioiacolucci
      @marioiacolucci 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They cant do it right anyways

  • @Shelbymaldita
    @Shelbymaldita 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Watching this on quarantine. I wish he was still alive so he can roast Trump and Biden ha, ha! I'm lucky to see him live in San Diego years ago before he died. He was a legend RIP George!

    • @IngefromGraz
      @IngefromGraz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      George would kill us with those jokes!

    • @skilz8098
      @skilz8098 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Nah, I don't care about his take on Trump or Biden... I'd like to hear his jokes about the paper toilet hoarders, all of the obedient sheep wearing masks, and the idiots who decided to drink cleaning products... Now, that'd be hillarious!

    • @jimmiewoodsjw
      @jimmiewoodsjw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@skilz8098 sheep wearing masks????? Are you fucking stupid? Please tell me you're just joking. Bro go to a covid filled hostpital without a mask and kiss your loved ones after. Please.

    • @nicoctane1669
      @nicoctane1669 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@skilz8098 Like when Trump said his thing about disinfectants???

    • @jenniehuebner3696
      @jenniehuebner3696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My favorite Comedian! Saw George in Las Vegas for my 21st birthday 🥳 and 27th in Milwaukee at the Casino 🎰

  • @mistuhmiketherapper
    @mistuhmiketherapper 10 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The way he spoke was great, even as a grump of a man, he was brilliant !

  • @OutgrownThings
    @OutgrownThings 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    He talks so poetically. It makes it so much funnier xD

  • @judeboys6409
    @judeboys6409 8 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    George I fucking love you...rip

  • @YaoEspirito
    @YaoEspirito 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    My God, my God... You could take all the rest of comedy gold, smash it up, and melt it into an ingot of pure, solid, comedic gold of Carlin and this routine. Absolutely brilliant!

  • @MasterAnakinSkyWalker
    @MasterAnakinSkyWalker 8 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    242 people are named Brad, wear visors and think wind chimes are a musical instrument

    • @happyputt9709
      @happyputt9709 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You and him are the chosen one

    • @jaggirl
      @jaggirl 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I freaking wind chimes..

    • @kevindickson2178
      @kevindickson2178 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      how many are named taaaaawddd or tucker

  • @francescoallevato6507
    @francescoallevato6507 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    George Carling should be declared a national treasure for the modern world he is very prophetic and profoundly funny love George thanks for making me laugh

  • @theomegaconcern9564
    @theomegaconcern9564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Glad I lived during the same time Carlin did. More happy he lived than sad that he's gone.

  • @billypilgrim7838
    @billypilgrim7838 5 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    real progress would be Carlin on 100 dollar bill,We trust in no one

    • @Qrayon
      @Qrayon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Make that a $200 bill.

    • @snowflake8000
      @snowflake8000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Qrayon $500*

    • @barneynedward
      @barneynedward 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Trump should get his own special denomination, a minus 1 Thousand dollar bill.

    • @sawarebel
      @sawarebel 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He deserves atleast 5000$ bill

    • @leodegoddess2558
      @leodegoddess2558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      billy pilgrim I believe in god but,that would be fuckin hilarious.

  • @masteroftheheadcrabs3123
    @masteroftheheadcrabs3123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I agree with literally everything I've ever heard this brilliant man say. R.I.P George Carlin

  • @TheJesseGladSaget
    @TheJesseGladSaget 10 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    This is a top-3 Carlin bit ever. Pure fucking gold.

  • @joenogueira2801
    @joenogueira2801 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Forever missed and cherished by all who were entertained by his unique sense of humor.

  • @fadouaoubaid6488
    @fadouaoubaid6488 7 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    George carlin is my spirit animal

  • @Entropy106
    @Entropy106 9 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    MY DADDY MY DADDY BLA BLADDITY BLAH BLABITTY BLAH BLAH BLAH

    • @condor07uk
      @condor07uk 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +marcus tohmas hippidie hoop blah

    • @alonetorch
      @alonetorch 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Cem G dippady doo da

  • @RealEnerjak
    @RealEnerjak 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    George Carlin always brings a smile to my face.

  • @MasterAnakinSkyWalker
    @MasterAnakinSkyWalker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    935 people are grown men who refer to their fathers as “My Daddy”

  • @Tom_The_Cat
    @Tom_The_Cat 10 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    My absolute favorite performance

    • @sirewokthefirstidonthaveal2902
      @sirewokthefirstidonthaveal2902 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      search 'bill burr so sorry' (think its called that anyway) its also nice (trying to undersell it for you but go watch it)

  • @crackbaby1058
    @crackbaby1058 11 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love "soft rock" and I find this to be fucking hilarious. George Carlin pisses everybody off at one point.

  • @bhobo09
    @bhobo09 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Only Carlin could get away with his routine! Pure geneous comedian the funniest that ever was! I miss him so much!

  • @jaggirl
    @jaggirl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Bring back the days of no PC .
    One of the greats who didn't conform.
    He got it right 💯.

  • @Kevin15047
    @Kevin15047 10 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    People that post pictures of their lunch on twitter. I don't have a twitter account and this is why.

    • @SgtEaglefort
      @SgtEaglefort 9 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I had lunch with someone and as we sat down, he proceeded to pull out his phone to take a picture of his food. It took every once of restraint in my body to not spike his phone into his spaghetti but I gave him so much shit for it.

    • @grbgeslnger24
      @grbgeslnger24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yup, same here 😂

  • @dukemoose1307
    @dukemoose1307 10 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    WHAT a loss that we do not have Carlin around anymore.

    • @seawalcker
      @seawalcker 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You said it! He was was so refreshingly and deliberately politically incorrect! Just awesome!!!

    • @Famous4DoingUrMom
      @Famous4DoingUrMom 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      seawalcker
      You sure join 85% of the arrogant Americans.

    • @RealCheesyBread
      @RealCheesyBread 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Famous4DoingUrMom Chill out. It's comedy. Carlin isn't serious when he says "Here's some more people who deserve to die in front of their children." In politically correct terms, he's saying "Here's some more people that really bug me," but the politically correct way isn't funny. The only arrogance is yours, as you see someone who enjoys a comedians act as arrogant.

    • @Famous4DoingUrMom
      @Famous4DoingUrMom 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your also in the 85% of arrogant Americans, why? You didn't get what I meant obviously, and for some reason your helping some one who is indeed arrogant.

    • @seawalcker
      @seawalcker 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Famous4DoingUrMom So define your terms then!

  • @g5realestate280
    @g5realestate280 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Hi is extremely talented. So talented... that when he crosses the line... it seems like he didn’t.
    Very humerus.
    At the end of the day.... it’s just another comedy show.
    A really good one.

  • @mynewyork165
    @mynewyork165 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Yeah man, this guy's style NEVER gets old! I love it!

  • @constantinmarin2235
    @constantinmarin2235 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    God this guy wqs definitely No. 1 ,the punchlines the delivery ..GOAT !!!! alot of the stand upers today had alot of learn from him

  • @jaysin6992
    @jaysin6992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    George was and is KING!!!

  • @slickmic6113
    @slickmic6113 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm glad I got to see Carlin in concert I've been on a George Carlin kick all day for some good laughs I was feeling a little blue but now I've been laughing all day and night rest in peace George and thanks for all the great insights

  • @HENRYFOLEY
    @HENRYFOLEY 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    It's a pity he's not here with us now, he would certainly enlighten these dark times.

  • @paulgreenwell1753
    @paulgreenwell1753 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The finest comedian I have ever heard.

  • @casualobserver2380
    @casualobserver2380 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I was going nuts at Costco the other day and I thought to myself I would LOVE to hear Carlin do a bit on grocery store etiquette

  • @CasualPooper
    @CasualPooper 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    George Carlin and Dave Chapelle on the same stage would of burned that city down.

    • @PapagenoMF
      @PapagenoMF 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Carlin would rip that homophobe Chapelle a new asshole.

    • @Cableguy15
      @Cableguy15 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@PapagenoMF Your nostalgia is blinding you. Carlin made jokes about gays, and pretty much everyone (Seriously just search "George Carlin gay" on youtube and there's plenty to watch). Just like Chappelle. We can't say for sure how he'd act if he were still alive today, but I'd bet a lot of money on him defending Dave from the crazy people criticizing and trying to police his speech. Most comedians today feel this way, but don't have the stones to say it out loud because the outrage mob is ever watching, like the goddamn eye of Sauron.

    • @mat7083
      @mat7083 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don’t forget Bill Burr.

    • @juliedavis9659
      @juliedavis9659 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And all the liberals would have had an lgb.. whatever the fuck else letter riot about it.

    • @MrZzyzxx
      @MrZzyzxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Chapelle is very, very funny and talented but couldn't carry Carlin's shorts

  • @SpeckInTheUniverseMihirSemwal
    @SpeckInTheUniverseMihirSemwal 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    One gotta see Carlin's act as if how a peculiar frustrated man views the entire world and rants about it without hiding his feelings; that's the way to feel zero offence, I say :-)

  • @BigB-1
    @BigB-1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    When comedians could actually be comedians.

  • @SonnyGTA
    @SonnyGTA 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    He got SOOO much better when he got older!

  • @mindislife
    @mindislife 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Boy this guy really was a happy old man, Hahahah

  • @michellejones6234
    @michellejones6234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    George was a master mind of comedy always giving you a different perspective on real life he’s hilarious too the fullest Rest In Peace ‼️

    • @stefandieter4044
      @stefandieter4044 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hello Michelle how are you doing over there?

  • @The-Punnkk
    @The-Punnkk 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    THE GREATEST. ABSOLUTE GENIUS!

  • @Enjoythepour
    @Enjoythepour 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I grew up with him. And I laughed at it. Now I’m older, he is definitely a prophet !

  • @DMcXPX
    @DMcXPX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    He would be the undisputed WINNER of all time on TED!!

    • @carpballet
      @carpballet 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      David McKeon There are no winners on TED.

    • @DMcXPX
      @DMcXPX 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@carpballet yeah, they have to just proclaim him.. even if its not a winning contest. Ok lets say best speech :)

  • @leocantalupo7243
    @leocantalupo7243 10 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    For those of u who think of the older George Carlin as being this angry guy comic who was pissed off at everything, just remember if you're old enough to have followed his career from the early seventies, his comedic style stayed the same but the manner he projected it changed. George had to change to stay relevant in a more hip, evolving and to him younger world. This angry person was just a caricature of himself to retell his jokes that at this point in his career could have been over. Instead he reinvented his delivery style to be of this angry guy. George's jokes much of which was highly intelligent and accurate was also satirical and exaggerated for the sake of making people laugh at absurdities. Don't listen with such austerity.

    • @rddavies
      @rddavies 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Very good comment - would only add that for whatever reason he got funnier as he aged unlike 99% of the comedic universe who go the other way. A real outlier.

    • @suzannereilman4516
      @suzannereilman4516 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ...try ‘from the early 60s’...I was there...;)

  • @50sgroupharmony16
    @50sgroupharmony16 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Simply the best!

  • @ragantate3995
    @ragantate3995 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "Hey Bruno, thanks for the visual aide"

  • @siat11
    @siat11 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Genius! Too bad he's gone.

    • @patrickoliver9133
      @patrickoliver9133 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Honestly even if he was still around he'd be in his 80s now and I doubt he'd still be doing standup

  • @luigiaiden2501
    @luigiaiden2501 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    George is my favourite comedian 😂😂

  • @mjs112574
    @mjs112574 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dude showed up at my store the other day with a visor. Immediately thought of this bit. Had to step off the floor to laugh.

  • @davecrupel2817
    @davecrupel2817 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Oh my god! The "fart circle" part had me DYING! 😂😂😂👌

  • @NoName01972
    @NoName01972 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The first time I listened to George Carlin, I was mistakenly driving my car with a friend. We were laughing so hard, I couldn't see from the tears rolling down my eyes. Thankfully, it didn't end badly. His command of the English language and how he could make a statement is something I've never seen another comedian come close to. RIP George Carlin, gone but certainly not forgotten.

  • @66flamer
    @66flamer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I have been a huge George Carlin fan my whole life. That said, his later years were a tad angry. He should have titled an album,
    bite me....words by george carlin.

  • @benkopite4767
    @benkopite4767 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That Stacy joke was dark but I couldn't resist the urge to laugh 😂😂

  • @karlheinzegger9790
    @karlheinzegger9790 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    George Carlin got more outspoken the older he got. You watch some of the early stuff it feels like he was holding back.

  • @proud2bpagan
    @proud2bpagan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My ex wife used to work at Wal Mart...it was right around the time Blue Tooth became popular. She told me "it's hard working since that shit came out, it's damned near impossible to know whether someone is nuts or on a phone call...damn, i miss the good old days,when someone talking to themselves was God's way of telling you to avoid that guy"

  • @jameskeyes1131
    @jameskeyes1131 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    His funniest routine. Miss him so much. A genius.

  • @JeffzBeard
    @JeffzBeard 9 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Man if he was still alive i would love to hear what he has to say about whats going on now and what he thinks about all the gadgets that we have now

    • @Spirit532
      @Spirit532 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +GooberVlogs He died not *that* long ago. RIP him though, was a great man.
      Although this show IS from 2001.

    • @TheMaxundmoritz
      @TheMaxundmoritz 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Donald Trump has mentioned on TV that he would like to do it with his daughter.

  • @user-he8zn4sl7p
    @user-he8zn4sl7p 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The 1.4k people who disliked this video were the ones he was talking about, folks.

  • @mjamie229
    @mjamie229 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love this man. I have been watching these videos over and over again never gets old nor boring. He was just here a minute ago, dearly missed George.

  • @brianthornton8201
    @brianthornton8201 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    He's the best!

  • @DN_Merchant
    @DN_Merchant 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Most recent comment was 5 years ago. Let me just say, it’s gotten worse. So. Much. Worse.

    • @Ratigan2
      @Ratigan2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      most recent comment from when you typed this was 6 months ago

  • @SubtenkoGaming
    @SubtenkoGaming 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Approved for a bag of cheese doodles XD LOL I lost it!!! HAHAHA

  • @johnmoran7996
    @johnmoran7996 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Three or four years ago George Carlin came to my hometown to perform.we had ordered tickets ahead of time and someone screwed it up.couldnt go.i actually contacted his brother Patrick,who lives in our area,and he was going to help us out.sadly,shortly after George Carlin passed away so we never got to see him live.too bad.but,I started out knowing about George Carlin in the 70's when I got the album class clown if memory serves me correctly.from then on I was hooked.rip george.we all miss you and love you.

  • @MDC_1985
    @MDC_1985 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Kissinger died today. The mere mention of his name sent me looking for this clip, maybe not the the most flattering eulogy…. But I suppose, in the immortal words of Burgess Meredith…”Well just as long as you find me, darling”.
    Three great men who are sorely missed. May they all rest in peace.

  • @MrJonnyPepper
    @MrJonnyPepper 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I think if Garfield was a human he'd be like Carlin

  • @royzcustomz
    @royzcustomz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    George always cracked me up

  • @keithdouglass3618
    @keithdouglass3618 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I found thinking like him .I see life as a cruise of fun .keeps me away from doosh bags . Keith Australia

  • @BitchyQueen69
    @BitchyQueen69 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    There'll never be another George Carlin! He was beyond brilliant and so f*king honest in all his comedy routines. He will be missed,but like the other post says,RIP George! You were the "gift" that kept on giving...laughter! Slay them in heaven! Or,quite possibly...HELL!😈😆😆😆

  • @jamesdick2580
    @jamesdick2580 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i think George would have gotten a kick out of Capt. Phil Harris' outgoing voice message: "hey this is Phil. If it's important, i'll get back to you. If i dont get back to you, then you know why."