I had a valentines day dance at my school me and the boys who were all single just sat in a corner and started gaming Edit: me and the boys aren’t friends anymore because most of them turned into simps
Anime character when they give chocolate to their crush: *blushing* i... I... I wan... I want give this chocolate to you Me when i give chocolate to my crush: ey, do you want this chocolate? I buyed to much My crush: ok, thanks Me: *mission accomplished*
That's actually a joke he was playing to some dude that just wanted cholate and didn't know what Valentine's was, and even less how the whole "giving chocolate" system worked.
The only bittersweet thing I recurved on Valentine’s Day most of my life was the reminder that nobody was ever interested in me but that I usually had one or two good friends who still cared
2:16: Me: "I don't want to look at anyone whatsoever... So I won't accept your chocolate" 4:23: Me (albeit having chocolate-making skills, a childhood again, typical school traditions of the sort): *Making poop-shaped chocolate to freak people out*
Well,Kazuma don't say other people weird rather than it's u also weird..😏😆😂The opening of Kazuma screaming giving him choco, makes me laugh till my tears almost came out..🤣😅👍🏻
That Intro Is Sooo Me Because I Love Chocolate. Sometimes I'm Like "Chocolate?!" "Did You Say Chocolate?!" "CHOCOLATE?!" "CHOCOLATE!" "CHOCOLATE!" "CHOCOLATE" "CHOCOLATE"
Ah...there it is. We long for the things we can’t have. Thanks youtube. For digging up ol’ wounds and making me rewatch several comedy, romance, and slice-of-life anime. Kasuma will always put a small smile on my face though.
her: i made you some chocolate! me: awww... nice.. you should'nt ha- her: now that you've accepted it, you're gonna have to take responsibility.. you won't look at other girls right? me: uhhh you know, i think i'm allergic to cocoa..
YOU UTTER FOOOOL! You should've ended it with a Gintama clip of Tsukuyo throwing chocolate at Gintokis face! While going IN YOUR DREAMS SUCKA!! GINTAMA COMEDY IS ZE FINEST IN ZE VORLD!
Man, kazuma’s “GIVE ME CHOCOOOO!!!” Is barely 5 minutes old and here it is headlining a compilation. A worthy clip for sure
I was crying when he did that
Kazuma is the best main I saw in ages
0:01
Sauce for the first clip
@@WHPD-dj8ku isekai quartet
valentine day : exists*
me with my single army: we got a day to ruin
Sign me up!
@@princerosevelt ready for some evil kid
Add me too!
@@N0ir.. let's go bro
Lets do it ...... 😂😂😂
No one:
Kazuma on valentines day: *GIBU ME CHOUCOOOOOOO!*
@tio do hentai what?
I’m honestly hungry for Chocolate not Girls
@@kidsIIIII009 Did u know Chocolat waifu from "Ore no Nounai Sentakushi ga, Gakuen Love Comedy wo Zenryoku de Jama Shiteiru" XD
Valentines Day: *Exist*
Me: seems like i have a war to win
Let me join you. One can not fight a war alone
Let me join you. I will recruit an army for you
i will join both of you
I coming it time to destroy cpl
HO KAWAII KOTO
2:09 "Now that you've accepted my chocolate you must take responsibility"
- A loli
We've got a problem here if a loli says that
Wheres the fbi at when you need him
Don't worry. We'll just say she's actually 3 billion years old. Problem solved.
.
.
In a way...
@@Unfallprojekt and in another way , problem is rising
Thats actually a Real Good Anime Seitokai no Ichizon the Name.
Steven and it’s not in the right plaxe
7:59
Dont misunderstood me!
I gave u that because i like you!
Me: *wait, thats illegal*
Me: is this pity chocolate or friendship chocolate. idk
7:59
D-dont misunderstand me!!
I give u that because i like u.
Me : um... _Oke_
A wise man once said
,,If she breathes...she's a tsundere"
not sure if tsundere or not xD
Anda Indonesia?
@@brokenhome2793 ( ͡°_ ͡° !!) _Iya_
@@miaandi8583 😏
0:56 when depression hits me hard
7:14 My man said no so fast his mouth didn't even move and he used the force to close the door
Correct
The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider it to be unnatural
I had a valentines day dance at my school me and the boys who were all single just sat in a corner and started gaming
Edit: me and the boys aren’t friends anymore because most of them turned into simps
True gods
At least You're A Gamer
Magical Sempai Gaming hell yeah that was the best part
I guess you played pubg 😂🤣
I had a valentine's dance with a friend of mine
8:27 I didn't know Tsunderes could Be Dere while being Tsun
Ian R. Nava Huber dere-ception?
What??
Have you heard of _hitagi semjogahara_
Well, that's why they are called tsunderes
she isnt a tsundere lol
7:56 That skeleton in the background like "Aww, come on guys, really?!"
*"Give me... CHOCO!"*
Elise: "Now that you've accepted my chocolate, you need to take responsibility."
Ken: "Take responsibility for...what exactly?"
Anime character when they give chocolate to their crush: *blushing* i... I... I wan... I want give this chocolate to you
Me when i give chocolate to my crush: ey, do you want this chocolate? I buyed to much
My crush: ok, thanks
Me: *mission accomplished*
that is how it be
0:02 Kazuma has reached desperation station
That's actually a joke he was playing to some dude that just wanted cholate and didn't know what Valentine's was, and even less how the whole "giving chocolate" system worked.
Anime men: run away from half naked girls when they wake up next to them
Irl men: THICC
Me : **looks at calendar**
Also me : *IGHT IMA HEAD OUT**
9:56 killed it.
No one:
Not a single soul:
Kazuma at the start of the video: GIVE ME CHOCOO!
GIBU ME CHOCOOO
1:32 You know what? That one scene might get me to watch Nisekoi one of these days.
And if you read the manga, you will either cry and be happy, or go up in flames depending on who you're supporting.
@@Zero-ef4sc who wins?
@@Zero-ef4sc i prefer to watch gameplays Of that Nisekoi Visual Novel where Onodera and Tsugumi are options
@@ianr.navahuber2195 I prefer Ninja girl Who only is in 3 eps rather than Chitoge
@@karoljones7455 spoilers:
Chitoge, the blonde girl.
Here's how to ruin Valentine's day
Just give out bitter gourds instead of chocolates
2:23 why i hear kirito XDDD
Methosu I’m not the only one insane then
It's the same voice actor
@@angelitrix25 I know xD i have been added him on anilist as one of favorite voice actors lmao
Yeah that's Matsuoka Yushitsugu
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Me: _gives chocolate_
Girl: _pretends not to see me_
Ooouf
:((((
rip, pretty stupid though who wouldn't accept free chocolate
Major red flags when a Loli says "Now it's time to take responsibility."
The only bittersweet thing I recurved on Valentine’s Day most of my life was the reminder that nobody was ever interested in me but that I usually had one or two good friends who still cared
Me: Here you go Chocolates
Also me: Thank you me, it was very kind of you me
Me: Well you're welcome, I'm happy you like them.
Me: I'm dirt poor so I can't even afford chocolate.
Also Me: I know...
Did you mean, me're welcome?
Valentine day: *exists*
me: time to look at my friends get chocolate and i get depression
mothe.... lucky u get chocolate... but a lot of soldiers fall without even get any chocolat XD
"GIBV ME, CHOCOLAAUUUUUUU"- Kazuma Sato
Never had a chocolate from a girl.
Only friend zone.
Hello twin brother
Seems that we are triplets
@@bepe4279 make that quadruplets
Room for me too?
@@ramit8158 Yessir
2:16:
Me: "I don't want to look at anyone whatsoever... So I won't accept your chocolate"
4:23:
Me (albeit having chocolate-making skills, a childhood again, typical school traditions of the sort): *Making poop-shaped chocolate to freak people out*
Well,Kazuma don't say other people weird rather than it's u also weird..😏😆😂The opening of Kazuma screaming giving him choco, makes me laugh till my tears almost came out..🤣😅👍🏻
8:07 That skeleton looks very confused about Minatsu tsundere behavior
0:00 GIVEEEE MEEEE CHOCOOOOOO!!!!!!
Me during Valentine’s Day: alright boys, guns up, let’s do this.
Ha.
"give me choco !" by kazuma 2020 will forever be ingrained in my soul
Damn it.. It realized me how lonely i am 😂😂😂
It's cool to have someone fell the same thing
Same
yeah... same here
Oh dude😂
The very first second of this video already has me busting up laughing.
Is that how it works on Valentines day now? If you want a chocolate you say "GIVE ME! CHOCO!"
I feel so empty inside
But I bought chocolate for myself to fill me🍫💘
Other single people: Man it sucks to be me on valentine's day.
Me with my waifu: Yeah, sucks to be you.
“Meanwhile Kazuma was thinking “I need to stay the hell away from those weirdos”
Same same
0:45 あっちこっち(ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｷﾀｺﾚ!!ヒャッホー！
1:58 もしこんな小さな子に言われたら、恐怖しか感じなくて泣ける自信がある笑笑
でもエリスの声はなんか好き❤️
A pro gamer move: I only want their chocolate to eat
2:06 chocolate lolicon
Everybody gangsta till the chocolate guy grows mold and becomes a surgeon
9:00 that simply sums me up in school ;-;
Valentine's Day: *exist*
Me: GIVE ME CHOCOLO!
4:25 is the BEST that i see XD
That Intro Is Sooo Me Because I Love Chocolate. Sometimes I'm Like "Chocolate?!" "Did You Say Chocolate?!" "CHOCOLATE?!" "CHOCOLATE!" "CHOCOLATE!" "CHOCOLATE" "CHOCOLATE"
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
When ur just single and then saw this:
*WE'LL GOT TRASH TO DO---*
*"COUNT MEH INNNNN"*
Geez this picture and ending music are going to hypnotise me!
4:16 Uraraka?! You're giving chocolate to the wrong person!
Since you ate my chocolate you need to take responsibility 😂😂😂
The Nozaki-kun one was so hilarious. All that extra stuff for no reason lol.
*Givo Me CHOCOO*
Spoken like a real man.
Man the song in the ending make me fall In love with you
All I wanted was "GIVE ME CHOCO" and it's the first one. Thanks.
I can imagine a handsome dude being nice and charismatic just to get a bunch of chocolate in Valentines day.
All my life valentines day has been something I see on TV but never or heard anyone celebrate it in real life.
Ah...there it is. We long for the things we can’t have.
Thanks youtube.
For digging up ol’ wounds and making me rewatch several comedy, romance, and slice-of-life anime.
Kasuma will always put a small smile on my face though.
Chocolate?
Chocolate!?
CHOCOLAAAAAAAATE!!
CHOCOLAAAAAAAATE!!
CHOCOLAAAAAAAATE!!
I ain't doing that on valentines 2021
My mind : 'Nah, I'll do it to everyone :)'
*GIVE ME CHOCO* works like a charm
8:05骸骨の表情が・・・・・・
0:29 when Ban from Seven Deadly Sins has a modern brother XD
No views hmmmm............
Edit: O o ooo I can finally write one of those "I've never been this early" comments
2:09 If a loli tells me that... XD. She can call me senpai🤣🤣🤣🤣
February 14 exists*
Me watches anime knowing nothing special will happen.
Dont you just hate those days when your being chased by a girl with a giant chocolate statue? 😆 lol
yeah.. wait thats never happened to me
@@vaiyaktikasolarbeam1906 exactly😂
1:31
I’ve seen this before, but this has never failed to surprise me
FINALLY Acchi Kocchi is mentioned here! Its one of my most favorite soft anime!
Gave out chocolate for days straight...
*_THERE'S NO PUNCHLINE I WORK AT A CHOCOLATE SHOP_*
Just some guy with or without mustache has gotta appear here
7:31 I'm happy for King Kong to get some candy.
her: i made you some chocolate!
me: awww... nice.. you should'nt ha-
her: now that you've accepted it, you're gonna have to take responsibility.. you won't look at other girls right?
me: uhhh you know, i think i'm allergic to cocoa..
now this channel has to get 1 mil
Now I just want chocolate. Lots of chocolate
9:07 poor guy got both friend zoned AND uh stranger zoned?
Valentines day: exist
Mangaka/novelist:
"FREE CONTENT"
At the start of the video:GIVE....... ME CHOOOOCOOOOOOOOO
Now that's true Chocolate artistry
Kazuma being a chad… as usual
I'm not here to be reminded that I'm single, I'm here because of Chizuru's face in the thumbnail.
YOU UTTER FOOOOL!
You should've ended it with a Gintama clip of Tsukuyo throwing chocolate at Gintokis face! While going IN YOUR DREAMS SUCKA!!
GINTAMA COMEDY IS ZE FINEST IN ZE VORLD!
I thought khornime just uploaded a video again since today is february 13, then i realized this was 2020
*sob*
0:01
Yooo, the writer took inspiration from the chocolate guy from Spongebob
"Fry pun hurt" I got it.😈
This video literally has the funniest comments
The first one was to prank another guy by representing a way to get choco
Valentine's day arrives:
Me:becomes kazuma
I miss these videos showing up in my recommended
I loved it girl's cute 😍💗💞💞😘😘cute
ゆっくりと、そして確実に俺の心をえぐりやがる...
匿名ものぐさボーイ I see
2:01 - 2:08 awwwwwww how cut-
2:09 awwwwww *turns on sirens*
Nisekoi has to be in here 😂
Ah, Ken. If only you knew how much WORK a Harem is, you might not have wanted one.
Kazuma trolling was hilarious
I love acchi kocchi.... it’s so wholesome and funny