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It's scary to think that something as simple as grabbing a person's buttocks and guiding a hand to your crotch can lead to you having the same job position at a totally different company with the same or higher salary.
I'll tell you what's scary. That a predatory woman can be rejected in her advances on a man, and then turn around and as retribution accuse him of harassing her and get him fired. And then his next potential employer, what are they going to do when he's applying for a job? Look his name up on social media. And what will they find? The metoo accusations. And they're not going to hire him. I'll tell you what's also scary. That you and all these other NPCs in the comments are just going along nodding your heads with the nasty message of this toxic video, the message that men are never the victim and that men never deserve sympathy. In reality men have ended their continued existence on planet Earth over false accusations from predatory women looking to advance their careers.
Allegations that are taken seriously are investigated because taking an allegation seriously means you acknowledge that an accusation is not evidence but that an accusation is the starting point for justice for all actual injustices too, thus being fair to both parties. Investigations take time. Firing someone instantly for an accusation that has not yet (and after the firing probably never will be) investigated is not taking an allegation 'seriously', it is taking an allegation as evidence, with no rights for the accused. Not even the fucking Inquisition did that shit.
Pegasi Agreed. Sadly, in many cases, even the courts do not require evidence to convict, because the judge “believes all women.” That’s how it’s being done in Canada these days.
@KoivuTheHab I know what you're trying to say, but no this was an error that happened in the process of me typing the words out. Not in the process of me forming a sentence in my mind. It's tricky because the end result looks the same as a grammatical error, but what it looks like doesn't tell you what went wrong
“It is sad that it is becoming a fashion to malign anyone known, bringing some stories from past without any truth or blown up false allegations if all. I deny strictly and firmly all false allegations like these.”............FAKE ACCUSATIONS ARE ON THE RISE DUE TO THIS FEMINIST PROPAGANDA.
@@nonyadamnbusiness9887 Progressive liberals are all communist terrorists and conservatives are all racist Nazis. Ah, the simplicity of American politics, that are totally based on identity rather than policy positions, is so comforting.
@@michaelarnold417 Karen? Do you even know who/what Karen is? Or are you using it as a substitute for "ok boomer" and ignoring the meanings of the original terms?
Allegations, *a claim or assertion that someone has done something illegal or wrong, typically one made without proof.* *typically one made without proof.* *made without proof.* *without proof.* Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
So inspirational. It's so scary to think that men like me are persecuted these days only because they did the things they're accused of. Before you know it my company will have to pay net taxes instead of recieving net tax benefits. Why would I have to give up the things others have worked so hard for? But this gives me hope
It is wonderful that, after such a terrifying and life altering situation, these poor men were able to get back on their feet. This is the type of news story that brings hope to the world.
This morning I had my orientation for my new job at Amazon. They went over a lot of things and part of it was sexual harassment. Sure they went over the normal stuff, but I found it funny that now they have to go over "is it _really_ harassment?" Because a lot of trouble has been caused by false accusations. An example the manager gave us was a woman who accused her ex of sexual harassment just because he broke up with her when she didn't want him to. As it turns out they discovered _she_ was the stalker in the relationship, but he had already been fired.
Yep, because that's what actually happens in reality. I really don't get why the onion made this stupid video, but they lost their way years ago anyhow.
@@PajamaJazama Funny how there's never any numbers to support the false accusation problems. It's always relying on anecdotal evidence and claims of "the damage's already been done"
@@fellinuxvi3541 When did I ever mention false accusations? That's besides the point. The point is that an accusation, true or not, can ruin lives. I can tell you're a moron based on your other response to me, not to mention your horrendous reading comprehension.
No offense, but if I were an employer I would do that too. Asking about the strictness of the sexual harassment policy at an _interview_ is like holding a big neon sign above your head that says “I am going to attract lawsuits”. By asking how strict it is, you are directly implying that you are worried that you will sexually harass someone, which is not what a company wants to deal with. Also, I think that you missed that this video is supposed to be making fun of the men.
I was a slave for some time, and my master out of the blue says “I’m gonna have to let you go”, now I have no job but have years of sexual experience, looking for potential employers...
@@kalanaherath3076 It does work on mobile. Just above the line with your profile pic and the words "Add a public comment..." you should see the word "Comments" along with the number of comments (1.2k currently on this video). To the right of that is a little symbol that looks like three broken lines stacked on top of each other. Press it and it should give you the option to sort the comments by either "top comments" or "newest first".
I got pulled over for going 20 miles over in a residential area. When the cop came to my window, I instantly started crying. I could not believe that I had finally been caught. He looked at me, and up realizing I was a young white female, let me off with a warning. I will never forget his kindness.
such a toxic society where women are regarded as human beings and their pleas are heard is not what I voted Trump in for! I stand with these unfortunate men. #itoo #MAGA
oh no! glad they are spreading awareness about this issue. I really hate injustices... I read the comments and wanted to try it too, scary how easy the sarcasm comes.
Well among traditional men this isn't viewed as sexual harrasment. Its viewed as mild banter at best and being forward at worst. Their definition of going overboard is pretty much full on rape.
@@rudrank819 I'll have to put you on hold unless I know for sure the network of men will improve my career when that happens. Not that I doubt such a reputable source as Onion, it's just that maybe the network of men will be busy that day or something.
@AUSTIN SCOTT Wouldn't a shitload of money and connections keep you out of trouble no matter what your gender is? Saying that there is some "network of men" just seems unnecessarily conspiratorial to me.
From the majority of the comments, People This is satire. Seriously, Sexual harassment in the workplace is supposed to be intolerable. I have a Daughter, Daughter in law and four Granddaughter's and wouldn't want them experiencing what I've seen in the workplace. I know it's Brocode not to dimeout your fellow male coworkers and if You do, You're ostracized into oblivion. Some guy's get blatantly outright disgusting in their "advances" and comments and We all laugh. If it's a mutual in office thing between a guy and a girl, whatever do that outside of work. If it's threatening and implying terminating for not submitting to advances, That is messed up. Either way it shouldn't exist in a workplace environment.
all the men in the comments acting like it’s not incredibly easy to get away with rape let alone sexual misconduct. maybe it’s better they don’t know though
@@kzr_1613 no dummy. The point is that it's incredibly easy. That's the point of the sketch. That's the bad part, but in this case the bad part is the punchline so if you dont have a form of profitable discussion, you're probably missing the point
What?! Are you telling me a show that has been running for more than 10 years has changed over time?! Wtf I can't believe it, I'm seriously disappointed in them. How can they satirically support things that I don't like, they always used to satirically support things that _other_ people than me don't like! I mean, I haven't changed a bit in 10 years, I'm sure, so how can they?
for some reason this makes me think about the bojack horseman episode in the new season where all the assistants go on strike. i think its the part about the secretary lol
Every time someone mentions false accusations I like to think of the multiple rape victims that were ignored-many because of the fact that these people make these false accusations look just as common and equivalent as rape itself.
Lol to think people would be offended by this..... U guys know the onion parodies EVERYTHING RIGHT EVERYTHING NO MATTER WHAR POLITICAL SIDE UR ON. Always screaming sjws but tbh both sides seem to have them. If ur wondering where these comments are the sort them by newest.
They used to. Point to a parody that they've done of anything left-wing recently. This video in particular demonstrates a clear hard left-bias; not because it's parodying the "right wing", but because it's parodying the "not the extreme left-wing" and portraying it as an extremist position. A valid parody exaggerates the positions that somebody holds to demonstrate their ridiculousness; this wholly ignores the actual positions and sets up straw men.
nah all these right wings and conservatives in the comments are just threatened by someone having a different viewpoint. i think they just need another thing to complain about tbh, and they neglect that the onion is based out of chicago (take of that what you will)
@@badlydrawnturtle8484 Ngl I have laughed at those jokes,It doesn't really matter to me but I've seen that most people are only offended by jokes that don't coincide with their viewpoint,so a white male might laugh at your "get back in the kitchen joke"while also not liking the jokes about white privelidge(I don't think white privilege is a thing but saying that makes a lot of people mad).
@@0witw047 Okay, so you're forcing me to analyze a comedic piece. On one hand they keep saying how short the backlash lasted, which criticizes a) men that treat harassment lightly, and b) women that make over-exaggerated allegations.
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Why should you go to jail for a crime someone else noticed?
Good comment
Why should you go to jail because you were only accused of a crime?
@@sajanpatel4956 There must be a reason why someone is accused.
If it's a crime someone else noticed then "Who smelt it, dealt it." Plain and simple
Lmao no snitch rule thats why!
It's scary to think that something as simple as grabbing a person's buttocks and guiding a hand to your crotch can lead to you having the same job position at a totally different company with the same or higher salary.
It’s utter madness I tell you.
I'll tell you what's scary. That a predatory woman can be rejected in her advances on a man, and then turn around and as retribution accuse him of harassing her and get him fired. And then his next potential employer, what are they going to do when he's applying for a job? Look his name up on social media. And what will they find? The metoo accusations. And they're not going to hire him. I'll tell you what's also scary. That you and all these other NPCs in the comments are just going along nodding your heads with the nasty message of this toxic video, the message that men are never the victim and that men never deserve sympathy. In reality men have ended their continued existence on planet Earth over false accusations from predatory women looking to advance their careers.
@@jackmrsich3178 those damn sjws
It’s hilarious since it’s a joke, the video is a joke boys.
@@op.par_3035 how could you even suggest such a thing when millions of men get their jobs taken away from simple touches???
The me too movement never affected me because I knew noone would speak against me. That's the perk of working in a family business.
Hol up
Oh
* jazz music stops *
Hol up
Wait a second
Everyone asks who is the perpetrator. But no one asks how is the perpetrator.
On behalf of all of us, I just want to say how are you and how is construction going at the new lake house?
Omg lolllll
😂😂😂
Sad, but im okay
Perpetrator? More like.... *penetrator*
I'll show myself out...
"It is not your fault that the allegations were actually taken seriously." ahahaha
@@jb5366 you did your part
@@jb5366 Ew
Allegations that are taken seriously are investigated because taking an allegation seriously means you acknowledge that an accusation is not evidence but that an accusation is the starting point for justice for all actual injustices too, thus being fair to both parties. Investigations take time. Firing someone instantly for an accusation that has not yet (and after the firing probably never will be) investigated is not taking an allegation 'seriously', it is taking an allegation as evidence, with no rights for the accused.
Not even the fucking Inquisition did that shit.
Pegasi Agreed. Sadly, in many cases, even the courts do not require evidence to convict, because the judge “believes all women.” That’s how it’s being done in Canada these days.
@@CHURCHISAWESUM you sound nervous as fuck about some chick holding you accountable for your bullshit lmaoooo
"And some of the women working at my new job are damn fine"
1.7k likes with not a single comment for a year?
@@digester2446 im on an onion binge one day huh
@KoivuTheHab oh god how did I make a typo that bad and still get so many likes? people are too generous
@KoivuTheHab I know what you're trying to say, but no this was an error that happened in the process of me typing the words out. Not in the process of me forming a sentence in my mind. It's tricky because the end result looks the same as a grammatical error, but what it looks like doesn't tell you what went wrong
Old comments.
Now 2020 only hire one gender.
"It is not your fault that the allegations were actually taken seriously." LOL
Bishal Adhikary I read that as he said it
@@grantmitchell6738 sams
I'm happy this is sarcastic
“It is sad that it is becoming a fashion to malign anyone known, bringing some stories from past without any truth or blown up false allegations if all. I deny strictly and firmly all false allegations like these.”............FAKE ACCUSATIONS ARE ON THE RISE DUE TO THIS FEMINIST PROPAGANDA.
@@Dolandtromm Nice copypasta sexist moron.
See, copypastas are easy.
do u think they could give me a job too? I didnt sexually assault someone I just want a job
You got to sexually assault someone to get a job. It's a requirement. Just harass a girl on the bus and boom you got yourself a job
Why not? Are you gay?
@@larsrichter8088 I really hope you’re joking
@@ingeborg418 how dare you. I never Joke.
@@larsrichter8088 OH SNAP
This is such an inspiring story. It really makes my heart happy to see that people can't truly be held accountable
How brave of these men to come out with these stories. It's terrible how in our society people are held accountable for their actions.
#WhyNotMe
cuz ur not t h i c c
Lena Dunham's next hashtag.
I just died
@Flappy McFlappington I can change that, if youd like.
@@VeryProfessionalGamer please
I'm not sure why I said it so good luck figuring out what it was
@@nonyadamnbusiness9887 Progressive liberals are all communist terrorists and conservatives are all racist Nazis.
Ah, the simplicity of American politics, that are totally based on identity rather than policy positions, is so comforting.
Shhh half of the fun is seeing their reaction
Nonya Damnbusiness do you...think that?
Because Americans have an Irony Deficiency. Ask your doctor if satire is right for you.
right wingers only understand satire when it's directed at the left
‘so if you lost your job because of your own behaviour, stay strong’ 😿😿💯💯💯💯💯💯
Wow. Everyone in the comments *gets* irony. What's going on?
Nothing is going on and you should be glad that you didn't see any of the bad comments
@@emmautterback3927 Ok Karen
@@michaelarnold417 Karen? Do you even know who/what Karen is? Or are you using it as a substitute for "ok boomer" and ignoring the meanings of the original terms?
@@michaelarnold417 booooo stfu
TH-cam puts the most popular comments first. You can change it to most recent if you want to read the more shitty ones.
Lmao These poor men
Laverne Blaszczyk lol Right?!
It sucks that their allegations were taken seriously.
yes that is the joke.
Allegations, *a claim or assertion that someone has done something illegal or wrong, typically one made without proof.*
*typically one made without proof.*
*made without proof.*
*without proof.*
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Don’t laugh this is serious
And then they talk of consent.... Did those men consent to being reported and fired like that? Highly doubt it 🧐🧐
So inspirational. It's so scary to think that men like me are persecuted these days only because they did the things they're accused of. Before you know it my company will have to pay net taxes instead of recieving net tax benefits. Why would I have to give up the things others have worked so hard for?
But this gives me hope
I was fired after being arrested for indecent exposure when I opened my coat and flashed my suit at people at a nudist colony.
#IToo
#IToo
@@ethanreilly4737 tutu too
Was this guy caught by himself bad touching himself while he was watching it all go down.
😁😁😁🐝
#Itoo
This shit is hilarious😂
Check comments
Sort by new
_Grab your popcorn_
Lol
Holy shit I’m not alone lmao
Thanks. I needed a checkpoint for the incoming cringe and gullibility I'm gonna witness.
Thanks. I needed more popcorn. LoL
hilarious how many people are taking it seriously
POV: You're searching by "Newest First".
lmfao how else is anybody gonna see this
Honestly, I am disapointed but not surprised by what I read in newest first
Lol. I did and now I’m regretting it.
If it’s The Onion, it’s always “newest first”.
I even typed monster.com into my browser lol
If you hadn't made that comment, I would've typed monster.com into my browser. Thank you.
I feel you! Being caught/accountable is so hard
These men are the real victims. Stay strong guys. #Itoo
#Itoo
So unfair:(
Why does that one guy look like a wholesale Harry potter
“I, too” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
They always ask who is the harasser, but never ask how is the harasser.
These men are an inspiration to all of us!
Lmao username checks out.
It is wonderful that, after such a terrifying and life altering situation, these poor men were able to get back on their feet. This is the type of news story that brings hope to the world.
/s?
This morning I had my orientation for my new job at Amazon. They went over a lot of things and part of it was sexual harassment. Sure they went over the normal stuff, but I found it funny that now they have to go over "is it _really_ harassment?" Because a lot of trouble has been caused by false accusations. An example the manager gave us was a woman who accused her ex of sexual harassment just because he broke up with her when she didn't want him to. As it turns out they discovered _she_ was the stalker in the relationship, but he had already been fired.
Yep, because that's what actually happens in reality. I really don't get why the onion made this stupid video, but they lost their way years ago anyhow.
@@PajamaJazama Funny how there's never any numbers to support the false accusation problems. It's always relying on anecdotal evidence and claims of "the damage's already been done"
@@fellinuxvi3541 When did I ever mention false accusations? That's besides the point. The point is that an accusation, true or not, can ruin lives. I can tell you're a moron based on your other response to me, not to mention your horrendous reading comprehension.
@@PajamaJazama If the accusation is true, then I'd say it's a fair enought punishement.
“I’ ll take, ‘things that never happened’ for 500, Alex”
Finally. The real victims speak out.
God bless.
Oh the outrage....these men have been treated like victims for crimes they committed...what is the world coming to?
lmao
This issue is actually a big problem in America I asked about the strictness of the sexual harassment policy and got turned down this is unbelievable
No offense, but if I were an employer I would do that too. Asking about the strictness of the sexual harassment policy at an _interview_ is like holding a big neon sign above your head that says “I am going to attract lawsuits”. By asking how strict it is, you are directly implying that you are worried that you will sexually harass someone, which is not what a company wants to deal with.
Also, I think that you missed that this video is supposed to be making fun of the men.
@@bean6803 I think you missed the joke
Tatsujiro Kurogane I’m already on a watchlist for that I can’t imagine what they’d do over a second simple question
Bean I understand it’s making fun of people who have had their mental state or livelihoods ruined like me I want to bring light to this situation
PhantomLordMXVI - Ah, my bad dude. It totally flew over my head. Poe’s law I guess
This is a blantant lie! It took two whole days before they hired me.
Glad the Onion is clearing out their shittier fans with this good shit
These were brave men. There is still good in the world huh
The "whole network of men that help men like me get back on their feet" was damn funny. Bravo onion.
" I actually lost my job from me too, it's been an absolute nightmare finding people to rape ever since."
Honestly I don't think most of commenters realize this is satire.
I was a slave for some time, and my master out of the blue says “I’m gonna have to let you go”, now I have no job but have years of sexual experience, looking for potential employers...
I have the perfect jobs for both of you! This sure saves a lot of time.
How the turntables
0:46 the emotional reaction had me DEAD
Watching The Onion 2010 and The Onion 2018, the difference in humor is very noticeable.
Its scary how real this is.....just look at dan Schneider
TOAOM123 Dan hasn't done shit
NastyMcOutplay keep telling yourself that, guy 👍
NastyMcOutplay Dan ‘footjob or no job’ Schneider
Kash K footjobs are nice!
Dan ‘hands inside her’ Schneider
Hilarious. Good one Onion.
bcardamone it is pretty damn funny don’t u think :D
bcardamone I would like your comment but Rn it’s at 420 so let’s keep it that way
It's only a crime if you forget to ask : "We're good here, right ?"
im so proud of this community, helping people get back on their feet after something this horrible
Grand video but if you sort comments by "new" you will be unpleasantly surprised at all the people shrieking "SJW".
SJWWWWWW
honestly expecting that tbh
It's unpleasant for sure, but it definitely isn't a surprise.
You can sort comments? How? Probably doesn't work on mobile then since I can't get it
@@kalanaherath3076 It does work on mobile. Just above the line with your profile pic and the words "Add a public comment..." you should see the word "Comments" along with the number of comments (1.2k currently on this video). To the right of that is a little symbol that looks like three broken lines stacked on top of each other. Press it and it should give you the option to sort the comments by either "top comments" or "newest first".
I love the mental gymnastics performed by the people who commented on this video.
I got pulled over for going 20 miles over in a residential area. When the cop came to my window, I instantly started crying. I could not believe that I had finally been caught.
He looked at me, and up realizing I was a young white female, let me off with a warning. I will never forget his kindness.
If women can get away with this sort of thing, it's only fair men could get away with sexual harassment and abuse. #YourBodyMyObject
Try harder.
This is ridiculous!! Those men had nothing to do with their victims!!
This is one I DOUBT has aged well.
Good for them. I hope they back on their feet.
such a toxic society where women are regarded as human beings and their pleas are heard is not what I voted Trump in for! I stand with these unfortunate men. #itoo #MAGA
God bless you, we need to stick together through these hard times.
This is the amarica the good lord intendet.
2.2k men who were fired in the wake of MeToo disliked this
Why, because there is hope?
oh no! glad they are spreading awareness about this issue. I really hate injustices... I read the comments and wanted to try it too, scary how easy the sarcasm comes.
This is fantastic because this is how rural men actually feel about it. They reeeeeally don't think you should be fired for this. For real. Trumpers.
Well among traditional men this isn't viewed as sexual harrasment. Its viewed as mild banter at best and being forward at worst. Their definition of going overboard is pretty much full on rape.
Well, if men don't stand together to protect other men who will be left to stand up for us when we stand up and say: # I, Too?
man come to the city and see the 180 girl. women control everything and it is hell
@@PeterParker-yg6fc I enter the city, i can feel my patriarchal privilege dissolve from my body. (true story)
What is happening to the world. Regular harassers are being held accountable for their own actions... It's a shame.
Casting directors at the Onion should be working in Hollywood and earning huge paychecks. They always get the best actors.
Actors in the newscast from older video are way better though. The voice, mannerism, etc. felt like a real newscast though.
"I started having really dark thoughts... I even typed Monster.com in my browser."
Can that "whole network of men" give me a call or something? Or do I need sexual allegations against me for that to happen?
I mean, I could conjure up some allegations against you if you want.....for the right price of course.
@@rudrank819 I'll have to put you on hold unless I know for sure the network of men will improve my career when that happens.
Not that I doubt such a reputable source as Onion, it's just that maybe the network of men will be busy that day or something.
@@h3ckNo Got it, take all the time you want. We shall be awaiting your answer.
@AUSTIN SCOTT Wouldn't a shitload of money and connections keep you out of trouble no matter what your gender is? Saying that there is some "network of men" just seems unnecessarily conspiratorial to me.
@@h3ckNo Hi, I’m one of the Network of Men, and according to our online database you have no chance of being invited to join.
This would be golden if one of those said “It was just a quickie too”
I forgot that the onion was comedy for the first half of the video lol
Comedy can also be propaganda.
The shuffling in the seat while there's talking in the background... the names and the titles, it's so perfectly edited. I love The Onion...
Metoo has gone too far just look at these poor guys that one guy typed in monster.com you know how traumatic that can be
Why is this *still* accurate 4 years later
Also, I fail to see how it was harrassment in the first place. She got up several moments before I started sniffing the chair.
It’s only illegal if you get caught.
Just say no to a robber, legaly they cant take your stuff without your premition
@@anawilliams1332 just kill them and use thier jaw as a puppet and make them give consent boom problem solved.
@@eeflai you better
2.4K people have already found new jobs.
We should start a gofundme for them. Just to make up for their troubles.
“I never thought I’d be in a position where I was held accountable for something I did”
Metoo was okay, but methree went too far !!!!
# I Too
Stand strong, stand together, stand at the bottom of the stairs, to get those upskirt shots.
caught me off guard lol
These guys are American heros !!! MERICA !!!!!
Nothing but satire at its finest.
_it is not your fault that the allegations were actually taken seriously_
i cant belive Tobey Maguire would do that
These are probably the funniest comments I’ve ever read
From the majority of the comments, People This is satire. Seriously, Sexual harassment in the workplace is supposed to be intolerable. I have a Daughter, Daughter in law and four Granddaughter's and wouldn't want them experiencing what I've seen in the workplace. I know it's Brocode not to dimeout your fellow male coworkers and if You do, You're ostracized into oblivion. Some guy's get blatantly outright disgusting in their "advances" and comments and We all laugh. If it's a mutual in office thing between a guy and a girl, whatever do that outside of work. If it's threatening and implying terminating for not submitting to advances, That is messed up. Either way it shouldn't exist in a workplace environment.
Good thing the Patriarchy has our backs guys.
So strong so brave, I'm rooting for men like these. How dare these women ruining these hard working men's lives
all the men in the comments acting like it’s not incredibly easy to get away with rape let alone sexual misconduct. maybe it’s better they don’t know though
r/wooosh
@@TruthKingMaster shut up
@@kzr_1613 no dummy. The point is that it's incredibly easy. That's the point of the sketch.
That's the bad part, but in this case the bad part is the punchline so if you dont have a form of profitable discussion, you're probably missing the point
ONN isn’t what it used to be.
What?! Are you telling me a show that has been running for more than 10 years has changed over time?! Wtf I can't believe it, I'm seriously disappointed in them. How can they satirically support things that I don't like, they always used to satirically support things that _other_ people than me don't like! I mean, I haven't changed a bit in 10 years, I'm sure, so how can they?
nice fake videos about fake ufos and other fake crap, surprised TH-cam verified such an awful channel tbh
I thought it was Tom Hanks in the thumbnail
If you lost your job because of your own behaviour, stay strong. Lmaooooo
I can't belive the strengt this men had during those dark three hours
the satire from this video and the comments is so insane that people are going to think it isnt satire
for some reason this makes me think about the bojack horseman episode in the new season where all the assistants go on strike. i think its the part about the secretary lol
Every time someone mentions false accusations I like to think of the multiple rape victims that were ignored-many because of the fact that these people make these false accusations look just as common and equivalent as rape itself.
Lol! I love all you wickedly sarcastic people.
Lol to think people would be offended by this..... U guys know the onion parodies EVERYTHING RIGHT EVERYTHING NO MATTER WHAR POLITICAL SIDE UR ON. Always screaming sjws but tbh both sides seem to have them.
If ur wondering where these comments are the sort them by newest.
They used to. Point to a parody that they've done of anything left-wing recently.
This video in particular demonstrates a clear hard left-bias; not because it's parodying the "right wing", but because it's parodying the "not the extreme left-wing" and portraying it as an extremist position. A valid parody exaggerates the positions that somebody holds to demonstrate their ridiculousness; this wholly ignores the actual positions and sets up straw men.
nah all these right wings and conservatives in the comments are just threatened by someone having a different viewpoint. i think they just need another thing to complain about tbh, and they neglect that the onion is based out of chicago (take of that what you will)
Why you guys gotta look into it,it's just a funny video
@@ryodwat8265
It's only funny if you don't understand the context. Kind of like someone laughing at a "get back in the kitchen, woman!" 'joke'.
@@badlydrawnturtle8484 Ngl I have laughed at those jokes,It doesn't really matter to me but I've seen that most people are only offended by jokes that don't coincide with their viewpoint,so a white male might laugh at your "get back in the kitchen joke"while also not liking the jokes about white privelidge(I don't think white privilege is a thing but saying that makes a lot of people mad).
Brings a tear to my eye.
I was about to flip some tables until I noticed the channel name ohmygod
The onion was nearly eaten
Please don't breed
What brave men
Injustice in this world is horrible
Clever that they all insist on using male pronouns when referring to someone who might help them.
Scary thing is this can happen to anyone!
It's comedic genius how they criticize both sides of the aisle at exactly the same time.
How are you getting that impression? How are they criticizing both sides here?
@@0witw047 Okay, so you're forcing me to analyze a comedic piece. On one hand they keep saying how short the backlash lasted, which criticizes a) men that treat harassment lightly, and b) women that make over-exaggerated allegations.
@@longnoseboi Why do you say that?
How?
@@sonofblessed ooh I missed the b) point. Mind telling me where it is?
Its lowkey disturbing ngl😭😭😭this is why my dad wants me to be my own boss
I'm happy they got a job it must've been agonizing I hope that I never get in a situation like that.
994 people ate the onion
Or triggered republicans.
Vegard Fjeldberg *DEMOCRATS*
Glad they figured something out, sounds rough.