I can't wait until Minerva Mink gets really hard on all of the 4 foul mouth reprobates; just like the way Dr. Katz the professional therapist did. Of what appeared on the front cover Mad magazine front cover.
@@isaywhateveriwantandyougot7421 yeah but there are more than a few episodes where he fails majorly to make up for it, the awesome o episode where he gets outed for cross dressing and dancing to a cutout of Justin Timberlake comes to mind
Cartman has never actually directly killed anyone, surprisingly. Scott's parents were killed by the cow rancher for trespassing by his shotgun. And His anger management councilor's wife commited suicide after seeing his email.
Kyle is the most powerful fictional character ever. Edit: I can't believe how many likes this comment got, or that people are still responding to this.
I love how Stan and kenny just roll up in their own little boat. Like how the entire group of friends just happened to go to the same pond, on the same night.
I know right?? Plus he could have used the cement he loaded up to kill him! Or take a steak knife from home and stab him in the neck! UGH! The accuracy in cartoon comedy is why I refuse to watch anymore!! 🤪
Miami Nymph that’s what I’ve always said. Cartman has shown again and again that he can ruin people’s lives but he lets Kyle cuss him out and beat the shit out of him
when Cartman looks at his bat after Kyle told him to kill him, his expression makes me think that he was thinking something along the lines of "It's not as fun if they're willing, but alright"
@@Hysteria98 It's actually not, if you listen carefully you can hear that part of the melodies sound off. Southpark does this a lot, i would assume in order to prevent copyright claims.
Kennedy_da_Fangurl You appear to be a man of culture... But are you one of the right culture? This question will help me determine that. Where is the girl in your profile pic from?
Agree, thats my biggest complaint with the newer seasons. The show's still very funny, but the fact it used to star four elementary school boys is what made it unique in my opinion.
I miss these episodes of South Park. It still felt like kids being kids, even with the pop cultural references. I wish South Park would still do goofy shit like this. Very few things will ever be as good as South Park before season 12.
for a series that is running for so long i think we got a nice amount of quality content. Staying with the same formula forever will lead you to series like FG were charakters become shells of their former self. South park on the other end at least tries go pick up current topics and is not afraid of changing a dynamic if it helps the whole series to develop
This is actually proof that Cartman likes Kyle. We’ve seen he missed having him around to rip on. And we’ve seen what he’s capable of. If he actually wanted to kill Kyle, Kyle would already be dead.
Fun fact: Originally Cartman was meant to kill Kyle for real and Butters would've become 4th boy officially. Luckily for Kyle, creators changed their mind about it.
@@MaskyTheMenace Yes. Creators of South Park said so themselves. They wanted to get rid of Kyle and get Butters to be 4th boy instead. This right here was meant to be the episode in which Kyle would die. They ended up changing their minds about it though because they felt like it wouldn't be the same if they killed Kyle.
_"Could you help me put this cement block and chain in the boat?"_
lol
😂😂😂😭
I can't wait until Minerva Mink gets really hard on all of the 4 foul mouth reprobates; just like the way Dr. Katz the professional therapist did. Of what appeared on the front cover Mad magazine front cover.
Is Minerva Mink going to take care of the 'South Park' Ike?
I've one time depicted the 'Tiny Toons' Shirley the loon, making love to the 'South Park' Ike.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
"I'm killing you, but unfortunately I could only afford a wiffle bat so it's gonna take awhile."
🤣🤣🤣🤣
evilmark443 don’t fight it Kyle it will only take longer just slip into sweet unconsciousness 😂
XD
TheFallofTheEleventh 1:08 You wanna kill me!? *Fine!* I can’t live like this anymore, go ahead!!! 😠
Edson Gutierrez *BONK BONK BONK BONK*
‘Won’t be long now Kyle!’ 😅
@@edsongutierrez8379 Do it!
Honestly this episode was one of the funniest that south park has ever had
MrBrown BearMan the toilet paper episode is a classic
@@itachisensei999 yeah and the Hannibal lector parody was fucking amazing
There is only 1 reason to fully disagree with you: Cartman wins at the end
@@isaywhateveriwantandyougot7421 yeah but there are more than a few episodes where he fails majorly to make up for it, the awesome o episode where he gets outed for cross dressing and dancing to a cutout of Justin Timberlake comes to mind
If a get 1 coin Everytime I hear that lol
"But can I still kill Kyle?"
_i died on the inside_
Lol me too
I died on the west side
I died on the east side
I died on the north side
I died on the south side
"Ow. What are you doing?"
"I'm killing you." 😂😂😂
Don't fight it! Just slip into sweet unconsciousness.
Looks like Kyle Broflovski didn't get killed, earlier on before.
Remind Me of Roger tryng to kill terry from American Dad
“But unfortunately, I could only afford a wiffle bat, so it’s gonna take a while.”
@@arbuckle6103 “CARTMAN!”
He could have just used an oar
Careful that's pretty strong logic for a cartoon
oar what
Or just bash his head against anything
@@ScottyDont1945 haha got em
getting the oar off from the boat take some time. if kyle have given up already why not just tie it up already and drown him
Keep in mind Cartman has killed people before,
Cartman has never actually directly killed anyone, surprisingly. Scott's parents were killed by the cow rancher for trespassing by his shotgun. And His anger management councilor's wife commited suicide after seeing his email.
@@RemixedVoice in the NASCAR episode, Cartman kills a lot of people
@@RemixedVoice and in the Last meehicaner He Killed a Lot of illegal Immigrants
Kenny dies like a million times
RIP Scott’s dead parents
We need a 10 hour loop of cartman just hitting kyle with a wiffle bat
Chocolate Milk i already know the rickroll link you cant fool me
Shadow C.E.O fuck off
You want it? You'll get it. Just give me a month or two because I'm extremely lazy.
@@jet5887 will do
@@jet5887 _4 months ago_
Kyle is the most powerful fictional character ever.
Edit: I can't believe how many likes this comment got, or that people are still responding to this.
*Shrek
@Lumpy Jesus got crucified.
Kyle vs one punch man
It's more that Cartman could only afford a pathetic wiffleball bat.
Fuck kyle
I love how Stan and kenny just roll up in their own little boat. Like how the entire group of friends just happened to go to the same pond, on the same night.
I know right?? Plus he could have used the cement he loaded up to kill him! Or take a steak knife from home and stab him in the neck! UGH! The accuracy in cartoon comedy is why I refuse to watch anymore!! 🤪
Cartman could absolutely kill kyle if he really wanted to but it seems like all he does is kind of annoy him
He needs to be alive. Cartman thrives off of Kyles anger.
Miami Nymph that’s what I’ve always said. Cartman has shown again and again that he can ruin people’s lives but he lets Kyle cuss him out and beat the shit out of him
Jessica Taylor dont go there
@Jessica Taylor oh shit 👀👀👀
@Jessica Taylor you'r theory is a piece of shit, Eric never tried to get in love with Kyle
I like how TH-cam randomly decides that I need to watch "Cartman "Kills" Kyle
" 8 years after its uploading.
And after coppa is in place makes sents right
But you do
To me 10 years after
For me it's 10 years
Make it 11. Won't be long now, Kyle...
when Cartman looks at his bat after Kyle told him to kill him, his expression makes me think that he was thinking something along the lines of "It's not as fun if they're willing, but alright"
Getting Godfather vibes from the background music
It is 😂🤣
It's a reference to Godfather 2
@@dikinebaks if I not mistaken it's when Alfredo gets kill by one of Michael's boys since Alfredo broke his heart
It's literally the theme tune.
@@Hysteria98 It's actually not, if you listen carefully you can hear that part of the melodies sound off. Southpark does this a lot, i would assume in order to prevent copyright claims.
Nobody talking about where Kenny and Stan got that boat?
Ohh from the other side of the pond
Kennedy_da_Fangurl You appear to be a man of culture... But are you one of the right culture? This question will help me determine that.
Where is the girl in your profile pic from?
mee091000 hmmm why u ask?
yung unn for “research”
Probably one of randys unseen adventures
“But can I still kill Kyle?” is basically Cartman in a nutshell
How did Matt and Trey even get through voicing this one without dying of laughter?
I feel like one of the hardest things in comedy must be holding back your laughter.
true
they seldom do
Love randy marsh but they need to lay off him and bring it back to the kids being the main aspect of the show.
Agree, thats my biggest complaint with the newer seasons. The show's still very funny, but the fact it used to star four elementary school boys is what made it unique in my opinion.
@@wachinimagaming4898 also cartmen when he has a good episode is easily the best character imo
@@drysa2000 True, but Cartman always seems to have good episodes every year, even with Randy taking most of the spotlight this season
Nah the show just needs to end already. It's overstayed its welcome. The new episodes are nowhere near as good
@@Fireglo no it hasnt. If it had overstayed its welcome it wouldnt be getting 1 mil live views per episode still xD
Fredo Broflosky
"Don't fight it Kyle it will only take longer, just slip into sweet unconsciousness."😅😅😅
I want that whiffle bat
They sell them at local grocery stores
@@thedude8457 good to know.
I recommend getting thin ones if your a good batter
What really ?
This was the last time Kyle ever trusted cartman
I love how casually Cartman acts when trying to kill Kyle
When you're level 80 and you are so bored you just want the level 3 guy to kill you, but he really sucks in the game
I love that Kyle stood there for God knows how long and let Cartman try to kill him 😂
I get the mafia reference, but drowning Kyle would be wayyyyy quicker
I think that's what Cartman was also trying to do as well, knock him out and drown his body so no one can find it
The little "doink' from the bat makes this scene 10x better XD
I miss these episodes of South Park. It still felt like kids being kids, even with the pop cultural references. I wish South Park would still do goofy shit like this. Very few things will ever be as good as South Park before season 12.
Some of South Park’s best seasons were after s12
@@amarevanhook7453 true, but the recent seasons have not been as good. Although the most recent one has been an exception
for a series that is running for so long i think we got a nice amount of quality content. Staying with the same formula forever will lead you to series like FG were charakters become shells of their former self.
South park on the other end at least tries go pick up current topics and is not afraid of changing a dynamic if it helps the whole series to develop
@@andrefasching1332 exactly bro that chat gpt episode was so funny, its in my top 20 episodes of all time
@@africankingjon havent watched this one yet but happy you pointed it out to me! I cant even image what weird story they created for this one ^^
"But can I still kill Kyle? "
This has to be the funniest scene in South park
i like how kyle just went along with helping cartman put the block and chain in the boat without questioning it at all
Cartman: US Government & CDC
Kyle: Coronavirus
The fact that Kyle agreed to get into the boat with Cartman...
GF2
Kyle’s always DTF.
9 years 9 years and now i get this as a recommendation yet i have been watching south park stuff for a long while, TH-cam amazes me
How does this only have 21 views in 8 years .....
Says 1.1 k views
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Knee Gur
This shit is clearly fucked up 😂
1:12 It is at this moment when Kyle becomes Emperor Palpatine
11 years and this clip is still golden.
I like how unsettling music starts playing again when Stan and Kenny appear out of nowhere
Footage of the first time Epstein trying to commit suicide..
" Wont Be Long Now 'Keyile' "
Lol love the way cartman says 'Kyle'
1:10 CARTMAN'S FACIAL EXPRESSIONS
I guess it is no fun if they want you to kill them
"The police made an arrest, and the person CONFESSED!"
Wow, you're a poet and you didn't know it, Stan! :)
I wish more episodes took place at Starks pond
All jokes aside, that pond and that music were very calming and relaxing for whatever reason
Does south Park have their own soundtrack or something?
@@ethanthomsen3973 bruh its from the godfather lol
You can thank Francis ford Coppola lol
"I'm getting rid of our problem, Kyle will be dead in a matter of hours!"
I love the face Cartman makes at 01:10 like it's not as fun if Kyle consents to it.
Love the “he’ll be dead in a matter of hours”
“I’m getting rid of our problem. Kyle will be dead in a matter of hours.”
The confidence in his voice when he says that lmao
When The Godfather theme kicks in and also when Stan and Kenny come in on the pedal boat 🤣
Is just me or is this song is made to seem like Godfather's theme?
This scene is a reference to Godfather 2
It's just you. They're literally nothing alike.
I can’t stop laughing all these years on. The noise of the wiffle bat 😂😂
This is actually proof that Cartman likes Kyle. We’ve seen he missed having him around to rip on. And we’ve seen what he’s capable of. If he actually wanted to kill Kyle, Kyle would already be dead.
"I just wanted to see how you're doing Kyle, why don't we go out for a little boat ride."
"But can i still kill Kaahl?"
"Can I still kill Kyle?"
“Won’t be long now Kyle”
“But can I still kill Kyylllee?” Why that line makes me laugh so much I don’t understand.
0:54 I thought he was actually going to die but when he said that he had a wiffle bat, I laughed out loud
“But can I still kill Kyle?”
Kyle:Kill me!Kill me nooow!
Cartman:I shouldnt!Its not a Catholik way!
Kyle: *DEW IT*
I love that he just sits there and takes it
“Ow... what the hell are you doing Cartman?”
'But can still kill Kyle?'
“Ow! What the hell are you doing Cartman?” Pls😭
This is the hardest I’ve ever laughed at anything I’ve ever seen on tv
WHY IS KYLES VOICE IS SO CUTE IN THIS EP?😭
Lmao the quasi-godfather theme
Bro is immortal💀
Not going to lied that scene gave me the chills as if something gruesome was about to happen.
This is the most violent thing I’ve ever seen? How did they manage to get this on air uncensored?
I've swear there are more horrible things.
Won’t be long now Kyle 🤣
I like the godfather-esque theme in the background
“Starks pond”
*mr stark I don’t feel so good*
i was half expecting kenny to get killed at some point when he showed up
Kyle: me
Cartman with wiffle bat: life itself
I like how Cartman sounds disappointed that he can't kill Kyle.
Me: Que the not Godfather theme music
Episode: 0:22
Me: YES!
It's in quotes because the main characters of a show cannot die
Jojos: am I a joke to you?
That Godfather soundtrack just perfect hahaha
Cartman “Ok, let’s go…"
"But can I still kill Kyle?"
lol x)
The fucking sound tho 😂😂😂😂😂
The godfather music is what gets me 😂
“I know it was you Kyle.” “You broke my heart.”
Fun fact: Originally Cartman was meant to kill Kyle for real and Butters would've become 4th boy officially. Luckily for Kyle, creators changed their mind about it.
Is this true?
@@MaskyTheMenace Yes. Creators of South Park said so themselves. They wanted to get rid of Kyle and get Butters to be 4th boy instead. This right here was meant to be the episode in which Kyle would die. They ended up changing their minds about it though because they felt like it wouldn't be the same if they killed Kyle.
WHat, I love butters, and well agree with Cartman that Kyle must go.
1:16 30 bonks
The Godfather music makes this hilarious
I love how you put quotation marks on the word, kill, in the title of the video
He hit him like 31-41 times.
the way his head just bobbles lmaoo
"Can I still kill kyle?!" OMI WTF ERIC
"Just slip into sweet unconsciousness"-Eric Cartman
After 23 seasons this will always be one my favorite episodes #Southpark forever
Wait which episode is it
OH MY GOD! They Killed Kyle!
Kenny: That’s My Job!
I can watch that all day and never get bored
"Can I still unalive Kyle? "
Won’t be long now Kyle!
This is an underrated episode. Almost every moment of it was entertaining, especially the part can I still kill Kyle
South Park clips from 3-7 years ago that has less than a hundred views are suddenly getting thousands of views. WTF's going on with YT's algorithm?
More than a million now!
The one time Kyle actually allowed it is when Carmen only had a plastic bat
Pussy xD