You seem to present yourselves like you're not joking & giving this actual thought. (Even though you're wrong a lot of the time.) Are you SURE you're not joking in this?
You could probably take Magcargo. Just wait for it to curl into it's shell and then punt it off a cliff. It can't run away quickly with a Base speed of 30. However, you would die upon entering the pokemon world if we're going off of pokedex logic. Bro is hotter than the sun, so you ain't throwing hands with anyone
@@Fintago but aipom isnt a chimp or ape. It's a 2 foot tall scrawny monkey that doesn't even have fingers on its real hands. The only threat is the big hand tail and it would need to be really close to you to hit you, so yes its dexterity is the only reason it poses a threat.
@@multibomble I can assure you that you could not without a weapon and even then your odds are not GREAT. Many chimps rip apart the car tires they put in their cages at zoos for enrichment. And not like, they struggle to rip it, they do it the same way people pick at paper when they are bored. Apes don't even necessarily realize how much stronger than us they are. That have ripped people they really like apart, literally, because they tried to play with them the way they play with other apes.
18:03 No, you cannot beat Phanpy, it WILL KILL YOU. By accident, even! Let alone if it's trying to fight you! "It is far stronger than it appears. If a Phanpy is swinging its trunk around and your arm gets hit by it, your arm bone will shatter." "As a sign of affection, it bumps with its snout. However, it is so strong, it may send you flying." Other statements include that "even the young are very strong", "it can easily pick up & carry an adult human", & "it is strong despite its compact size".
When Xatu flies, it literally defies physics because it never flaps its wings. So, you'd be fighting a thing that defies physics, can see the future, and can teleport. Mmmmmm...
"If we kick [Pineco], he'll go farther." No, if you kick it, it'll blow you and itself to bits. 16:21 - You get the high ground and then it domes you with Octacannon.
my new phone has a very fun glitch where sometimes, for seemingly no reason, it will suddenly minimize TH-cam into picture-in-picture mode and fling me to my home screen. right as Celebi traveled back in time to un-make the two of you my TH-cam flung itself into picture-in-picture mode with the kind of comedic timing I could only ever hope to come close to achieving myself
Shannon you may be able to defeat some of these pokemon in a fight but the english language has defeated you this day xD "Does a tree fall in the noise forest" had me howling lol
Shannon, you shot yourself in the foot trying to explain why Peter couldn't beat a Steelix. "Challenging magical creatures to fist fights"? A Steelix has no fists. And I'm assuming that Peter does
@nith4126 this is absolutely correct and its the reason why humans still haven't entered the Pokemon meta, as Ledian sits in the lowest tier barring them from entry
Both members of the Noctowl line would eviscerate you. Have you ever seen an angry owl? The threatening looks alone are enough to buckle a person's knees. People get maimed by territorial owls on the regular and those owls just want people to leave. Imagine what they would do if their lives are on the line. Nobody stands a chance on a 1v1 match against one of these.
Fair, but i'm not weak to grass, and I don't weigh anywhere even close to as much as a mega gyarados. If i trip on a grass knot i'll just stand back up and punt it like a football
really love that a solid portion of the comments section is just people making sure shannon and peter know they’d be screwed against most of these guys 😂 honestly i can’t believe peter thinks he could take noctowl. that thing would swallow me whole and spit out a pellet of my bones, i just know it
I feel like a very important factor when it comes to if you can fight these Pokemon is their size and weight. Like some of these Pokemon are bigger than you think they are
These are like the most entertaining pokemon videos i've seen since the jayden animations ones and mythymoos infinite fusion videos. I don't know what the algo is doing but its crazy it took this long for me to find this. You guys should have at least a million subs and I think you will once the algo figures it's shlt out.
I’m excited to see what bizarre new metric you’ll come up with for the other generations, and how they’ll compete with heavy hitters like surviving a nuke and the seven deadly sins.
Also almost all the members of the ferret family are the most vicious feral bitey little creatures imaginable! 😂 They're tiny murder machines, wouldn't want to face a 6ft long one!
Sudowoodo would be very easy to win actually, it writhes in pain from getting watered, so you can probably just spit on it and while it's distracted you can kick it or something
Who were these people, i dont think people with the names of Shanon and Peter ever existed on this Channel? Weird, anyway, i will just watch the first video "why Celebi beats Arceus in a fight".
TBH, You wouldn't really be able to do anything to anyone. Magcargo is stated to be hotter than the sun im the pokedex, so you'll be fried before you can throw hands with anything really. If we're going off of game logic though, wait for it to curl into it's shell and then punt it off a cliff. It's not like it can rin away with a Base speed of 30 😂
Thanks for watching guys! This is of course a joke video, as every single Pokemon would absolutely DESTROY us in combat
You seem to present yourselves like you're not joking & giving this actual thought. (Even though you're wrong a lot of the time.)
Are you SURE you're not joking in this?
Honestly you guys probably could beat most of the top tiers.
You could probably take Magcargo. Just wait for it to curl into it's shell and then punt it off a cliff. It can't run away quickly with a Base speed of 30. However, you would die upon entering the pokemon world if we're going off of pokedex logic. Bro is hotter than the sun, so you ain't throwing hands with anyone
What about magic carp
I meant magicarp
"Aipom is a maybe"
Ah. Another pair of corpses for the "didn't realize chimps and apes are freakishly strong" pile.
@@Fintago but aipom isnt a chimp or ape. It's a 2 foot tall scrawny monkey that doesn't even have fingers on its real hands. The only threat is the big hand tail and it would need to be really close to you to hit you, so yes its dexterity is the only reason it poses a threat.
I'm just happy to be part of a group
I mean, I feel like I also could maybe beat a chimp in a fight.
It wouldn't be good for me. But maybe
@@multibomble I can assure you that you could not without a weapon and even then your odds are not GREAT. Many chimps rip apart the car tires they put in their cages at zoos for enrichment. And not like, they struggle to rip it, they do it the same way people pick at paper when they are bored.
Apes don't even necessarily realize how much stronger than us they are. That have ripped people they really like apart, literally, because they tried to play with them the way they play with other apes.
@@multibomble adds another corpse on the "didn't realize chips and apes are freakishly strong" pile.
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?!
18:03 No, you cannot beat Phanpy, it WILL KILL YOU. By accident, even! Let alone if it's trying to fight you!
"It is far stronger than it appears. If a Phanpy is swinging its trunk around and your arm gets hit by it, your arm bone will shatter."
"As a sign of affection, it bumps with its snout. However, it is so strong, it may send you flying."
Other statements include that "even the young are very strong", "it can easily pick up & carry an adult human", & "it is strong despite its compact size".
"When agitated, this Pokémon protects itself by spraying poisonous sweat from its pores." Yeah, good luck fighting that Umbreon, guys.
They can still win the fight. They’ll die the day after but they can still win.
@@k.k.8133 And lose their sights since apparently in the updated dex entry, they specified that Umbreon likes aiming for people's eyes.
@@Unyubaby nuh uh, they covered their eyes in the video
The Dex says that, but Umbreon in gen 2 learns 0 poison movies in the wild, so they're fine
So we just gotta beat Umbreon without annoying it, gotcha
I love that they both just kinda forget hoothoot and noctowl have psychic attacks too. You're not getting near those birds if they don't want you to.
You can't win a fight when you're sleeping
Remember Meganium can "calm your fighting spirit"
Basically you won't beat him cause you won't even fight
But that also means you cant lose, it's a Schrödinger's battle
@@TheRealGregariousGreg
At least the Schrödinger is friend-shaped
We challenge him to an emotional battle
@@DeliciousJames how will you win against such forces? If this is the new Snap Meganium we're talking about, that's like 10 meters of aromas
When Xatu flies, it literally defies physics because it never flaps its wings. So, you'd be fighting a thing that defies physics, can see the future, and can teleport. Mmmmmm...
"If we kick [Pineco], he'll go farther."
No, if you kick it, it'll blow you and itself to bits.
16:21 - You get the high ground and then it domes you with Octacannon.
“If you fight a cow, the only one getting milked is you.” -James, 2024
"Moo" -cow, 2024
This may be motivational for some
my new phone has a very fun glitch where sometimes, for seemingly no reason, it will suddenly minimize TH-cam into picture-in-picture mode and fling me to my home screen. right as Celebi traveled back in time to un-make the two of you my TH-cam flung itself into picture-in-picture mode with the kind of comedic timing I could only ever hope to come close to achieving myself
Imagine fighting a boar and then give it magical powers, thats a pillowswine you cant beat that ever i would think
Here's how we would win:
tbd
According to the Pokedex, Phanpy can shatter a human arm with it's trunk. It hits you once and it over
NO STRONG FEELINGS FOR QUAGSIRE!? You are a monster.
Wooper took all my love, there was none left for poor quagsire
@@DeliciousJames what about Clodsire?
Shannon you may be able to defeat some of these pokemon in a fight but the english language has defeated you this day xD "Does a tree fall in the noise forest" had me howling lol
2:10 Australians: *Easy.*
"Does a tree fall in the noise forest?"
Shannon, you shot yourself in the foot trying to explain why Peter couldn't beat a Steelix.
"Challenging magical creatures to fist fights"? A Steelix has no fists. And I'm assuming that Peter does
oh NO YOURE RIGHT
Well by the first argument then Ledian, with 4 fists, beats both a human and a Steelix at the same time, as they have a combined 2 fists
@nith4126 this is absolutely correct and its the reason why humans still haven't entered the Pokemon meta, as Ledian sits in the lowest tier barring them from entry
You'd still lose in a fist fight, steelix would just like, go to sleep while you injure yourself punching it
@@multibomble but how would it win in a fist fight if it has no fists
Both members of the Noctowl line would eviscerate you. Have you ever seen an angry owl? The threatening looks alone are enough to buckle a person's knees. People get maimed by territorial owls on the regular and those owls just want people to leave. Imagine what they would do if their lives are on the line. Nobody stands a chance on a 1v1 match against one of these.
Noctowl I completely agree with, but hoothoot is round and everyone knows round things are nice & kind
@@DeliciousJameswhich is why the Voltorb, Geodude, and Pineco lines are known for exploding!
"Remoraid is just a fish" and a gun. Can you beat a gun?
I mean. I could kill a gun, and we all know what guns don't do
"Hey guys i'm in Johto and I just found this Feraligatr, Yoink." - FishingGarrett
6:27 Fun fact: One time I used a Bellossom to one shot Lysandre’s Mega Gyarados with Grass Knot. Should’ve been in the “You’re Dead” slot.
No, this just means lysandre wasn’t a smart enough to defeat your bellossom. If he hadn’t mega evolved you wouldn’t have been able to do that.
Fair, but i'm not weak to grass, and I don't weigh anywhere even close to as much as a mega gyarados. If i trip on a grass knot i'll just stand back up and punt it like a football
asking the real questions mainstream media is too afraid to answer
really love that a solid portion of the comments section is just people making sure shannon and peter know they’d be screwed against most of these guys 😂 honestly i can’t believe peter thinks he could take noctowl. that thing would swallow me whole and spit out a pellet of my bones, i just know it
I feel like a very important factor when it comes to if you can fight these Pokemon is their size and weight. Like some of these Pokemon are bigger than you think they are
Some are also smaller.
These are like the most entertaining pokemon videos i've seen since the jayden animations ones and mythymoos infinite fusion videos. I don't know what the algo is doing but its crazy it took this long for me to find this. You guys should have at least a million subs and I think you will once the algo figures it's shlt out.
I humbly request a sequel where you rank which of the Johto Pokemon would be likely to _throw_ a fight.
Considering the leaks the thumbnail hits different.
You guys completely forgot that UMBREON IS BASICALLY HALF POISON TYPE. YOU DEAD
Shannon just keeps trying to kiss them. I’m guessing that he read too many romance novels
All of them. Next question
Chris is built different than the rest of us
OMG the music at 5:13! Which show is it from again? Haven't heard it in forever, and I feel a burst of Nostalgia
Evangelion, Cruel Angel's Thesis
I’m excited to see what bizarre new metric you’ll come up with for the other generations, and how they’ll compete with heavy hitters like surviving a nuke and the seven deadly sins.
Humans produce plenty of fluids that could be used to reduce a Slugma to brittle volcanic rocks that can be smashed to bits
I am running ledians pockets
The most important question still is - Do I get prep time?
Every Pokemon can be beaten if you have prep time (wait until they're old)
I don’t think I would want to fight Wooper or Swinub because I couldn’t bring myself to
I love this lol. Hell I don't even like my chances if I'm armed with a pistol
This was very entertaining. I laughed way too hard!
5:35 we ALL know this statement is NOT TRUE
First Mr. Mime, now Wobuffett. Shannon you gotta stop it with these pokemon
I have so much love to give
12:23 my lord dunsparce would smite you
The only one I know I would never be able to beat is Quilava! That’s my boy right there! It’s me and him versus everyone else!
You guys know that furret is 6 feet long
Also almost all the members of the ferret family are the most vicious feral bitey little creatures imaginable! 😂 They're tiny murder machines, wouldn't want to face a 6ft long one!
I thought it was just going to be them saying "with the appropriate pokemon on your team you can beat any other pokemon" or some nonsense!
Oh furret kills us all. They’re 7 feet long apex predators
Didn't know about the shuckle juice thing and it made me physically recoil
Every time I see a round Pokémon I think: kick it it’s a ball
Did they do this with Gen 1 before, or did they start with Gen 2?
We did a different kind of ranking for gen 1 (which deadly sin they represented)
Sudowoodo would be very easy to win actually, it writhes in pain from getting watered, so you can probably just spit on it and while it's distracted you can kick it or something
It would wack you first
11:59 if you kick him you explode
I could totally destroy a Ledyba.
Apparently y'all didnt play gens VI-VIII because Xatu can absolutely fly.
You cannot beat Quagsire! He just sits there starting at you and then drowns you.
Imagine fighting a horse
Would you rather fight 1 horse sized chicken or 1000 chicken sized horses?
@@MerkhVision I'd rather just stop breathing
I love your channel could you do A worse hoenn though also YEAH CHIKORITA TEAM
Did I miss something or did you guys just randomly start with Johto?
Poor round Pokemon, getting booted into the sun :(
Who were these people, i dont think people with the names of Shanon and Peter ever existed on this Channel? Weird, anyway, i will just watch the first video "why Celebi beats Arceus in a fight".
TBH, You wouldn't really be able to do anything to anyone. Magcargo is stated to be hotter than the sun im the pokedex, so you'll be fried before you can throw hands with anything really. If we're going off of game logic though, wait for it to curl into it's shell and then punt it off a cliff. It's not like it can rin away with a Base speed of 30 😂
2:29 “Furret is a little bit bigger” correct me if I’m wrong but isn’t furret 6 feet tall.
I'm not messing with Unown I've seen Pokemon 3 the Movie
Bro furret is 20 ft long
What? No it isn’t lmao it’s actually only 6ft long!
All I'mma say is I'd punt a Togepi no problem
Yeah be careful there, since one of the most dangerous people in Pokémon history is a Togepi enthusiast and he's known to have traveled through time.
Boy, this thumbnail didn't age well with the new leak 😅😅
Where is the Gen 1 Pokemon can human beat
I can kick Magby
Member when they did non Pokelmon content and songs :|, Shanman learning how to swim documentary when
They go with what gets them views. Can't blame them, though it is disappointing.
proud to be the thousanth like 😂
Wow! I am so early!
HAHAHAHA! I AM TURLY FIRST! NO COMMENTS NO VIEWS NO LIKES I AM GOD