Did you know you have vacation days? Yes you can go anywhere you wish ... except for Brazil. Sir Integra was quite insistend that you *never* visit Brazil. Edit: Oh damn those last seconds are so well acted
Angel!Me: *(casts a quick glance upwards while best girl has this moment with her mother)* "Wanna hug it out too? Big family reunion?" God: "Your family's too big, and they're not the 'hugging' type." Me: "Wait, what?" God: *trademark silence*
Honey, if there's one thing that can definetely burn you or desintegrate you i's the weather. Especially the summer. Especially on the capitols. The hotness here in Brasil can get to 90ºF or worse. It's almost unbearable. And if someone is late for a meeting, it's because of the very bad traffic, especially if we're talking about São Paulo. But jokes aside, I see you've been doing your homework. The correct way to spell the name of our country, your dialect while speaking of one of our cities...that's some dedication there, and I'm glad you did your homework ! And that was a great story, by the way !
Her: how would want to get married? Me (irl): drive-thru vegas wedding Her: i wouldn't be surprised if you wanted a drive-thru wedding in Vegas. Me (irl): [insert surprised Pikachu meme here]
Me: well since you asked for topics, I've done some research on what an angel is "canonically" supposed to look like and it's f**kin terrifying. Vamp Nymph: how bad? Me: like the spawn of an eldritch beholder who sunbathed in a tanning salon for a nap.
Listener should be the nervous one in that situation standing before Mother, she might not know that the listener's blood is the only reason her daughter is alive to see her, after the blood pack poisoning...and then the attack that led to the activation of the angel marker defense mechanism to save her a second time...
"Man...I don't know what I find funnier-the Catholic Church strongarming you into helping us, or the fact that you obviously haven't seen what I've done to the statue of Big J"
I'd make a joke abou going to Brazil but... I mean I'm already here so whatever. Don't actually come here, you're probably gonna get mugged, not a great place lol.
Acho que não em 💀 Tipo,a localização dela é nos estados unidos,mas só a localização mesmo,e Brasil prós gringos tem um Z no lugar do S,e no título tem um S,é possível em
@@Mawsodawso That's why I said God doesn't have a physical form, he shows themselves to people as what we, humans, are capable of perceiving. So for one group of people they might've themselves as Christian God, to the other group, Indians for example, they might've shown themselves as Brahman, and so on
@@dtg3055 you do know that Hindu is the religion in India right not just saying Indians also brahman they are the creator god and is one of 33,000 different gods in Hinduism
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I read the title and all I could think of is the “YOU’RE GOING TO BRAZIL” meme. XD
that’s it. you’re going to brazil
Nymph: We're going to Brazil.
Me a connoseur: Is this gonna be like that one Hellsing episode?
Hell Yeah.
"Jesus wants a hug!"
@@razgriz2276 I'm not your mother last night!
maybe not the best thing to say, given the circumstances
Swag-secretly,where,all,gay😂
_"Ayoo Homies, I'm going to Brazil"_
_Ayy, good luck bro, stay safe_
_"With a Vampire girl"_
_Yoo homie take me with you!_
No good bro would infringe on another bro's honeymoon like that, bro.
@@hungrymusicwolf yup lol
Did you know you have vacation days?
Yes you can go anywhere you wish ... except for Brazil.
Sir Integra was quite insistend that you *never* visit Brazil.
Edit: Oh damn those last seconds are so well acted
...Taking the Angel and the popcorn!
I'm tsking the police girl and the Frenchmen.
My favorite abridged series
I have vacation days?
Fun fact: One of our previous presidents, Michel Temer, was in fact a vampire.
vampirinho fof
I miss him...
Yup. Brazilian Dracula haha
Also, I thought I was the only brazilian here. Damn, Brasil is taking over TH-cam !
@@Hiky01Prime 2
Fun fact: President Abraham Lincoln was a vampire hunter
Angel!Me: *(casts a quick glance upwards while best girl has this moment with her mother)* "Wanna hug it out too? Big family reunion?"
God: "Your family's too big, and they're not the 'hugging' type."
Me: "Wait, what?"
God: *trademark silence*
Brasil with S instead of Z? you get extra upvotes today :)
Honey, if there's one thing that can definetely burn you or desintegrate you i's the weather. Especially the summer. Especially on the capitols. The hotness here in Brasil can get to 90ºF or worse. It's almost unbearable. And if someone is late for a meeting, it's because of the very bad traffic, especially if we're talking about São Paulo. But jokes aside, I see you've been doing your homework. The correct way to spell the name of our country, your dialect while speaking of one of our cities...that's some dedication there, and I'm glad you did your homework ! And that was a great story, by the way !
Going to watch this now (6days late because i couldn't use my phone). Actually being brazilian, I wonder what this will be like.
Vampire mom: “”Ah, the boyfriend...””
Listener, catching on quickly: “”I like to think of myself as a mobile-snack, long term booty-call.””
Omg 😂😂
Ah my type of person, marvel references with your own twist
Alright Starlord
Wow. An emotional episode. Nothing more touching then a mother and daughter reuniting after years apart. Good job, urban nymph.
Her: how would want to get married?
Me (irl): drive-thru vegas wedding
Her: i wouldn't be surprised if you wanted a drive-thru wedding in Vegas.
Me (irl): [insert surprised Pikachu meme here]
I may have squealed really loudly when I saw the notification pop up. Like really loudly 🥳🥳🥳😍😍
Ah the Vampire Roommate series continues
I just listened to the entire series like 5 days ago and now the newest episode is out, hell yes.
Me: well since you asked for topics, I've done some research on what an angel is "canonically" supposed to look like and it's f**kin terrifying.
Vamp Nymph: how bad?
Me: like the spawn of an eldritch beholder who sunbathed in a tanning salon for a nap.
*weird creature composed of wheels within wheels and covered in six thousand eyes* DO NOT AFRAID
The thing is
We are half breed
Half human Half angels
Nephlim to be more honest
Also thats true form
gOd I could already hear the "your going to Brazil" memes
That was great. I really, really liked the conversation and the build-up and then the finale... like well-conducted music! So good!
Always so good to see more of this series. So quality
A haiku about travel. Ahem:
Soaring up above
Flying far away from home
Adventure awaits
I cant wait for the next part!!! hope it comes soon...pls
Who else can't wait till next part I know I can't wait
The feels! Great video!
Curse it all it is my arch-enemy cliffhanger. But I must say you are quite talented and I'm very excited to hear how this continues.
I'm brazilian and I approve this
I am looking forward to the next episode. This was a great one!
Raise up folks. Our homeland has been blessed.
Now this is the trip to Brazil is what I would want, Thanks again for the audio Nymph.
I hope the next video of the series will be a collaboration. I can't wait! :D
Did she take the French man and the please girl with her?
Yeah they are going to go kill a guy who has magic cards... *and magic hands.*
Meeting the parents? Talking about weddings in a church? Already? Well, I suppose listener better get the ring ready.
This ark is getting so fucking good ❤😢
Brazil you say is that a Hellsing reference? Or a coincidence?
Yeah reunited at last
I wonder if they found the brazil pit
por essa eu não esperava...
Both my dream wedding and my dream funeral involve people doing the Hokey Pokey
Sounds like a good time tbh
going to brazil with a vampire sounds nice
HAND-HOLDING in a church? Vampires really are spawn of evil!
It's even worse. It's premarital handholding.
My body is ready
Holy mother of wow kid and parent reunion
can't go to brazil if i am already there. kek
Were both jumpy I might just sprout wing from sheer nerve alone angel genes be damned
Me a brazilian:
It's... Aceteble
CRAZY HAMBURGER
Got here while the audio is still 240p. :D
It's still 240p. 😟
Listener should be the nervous one in that situation standing before Mother, she might not know that the listener's blood is the only reason her daughter is alive to see her, after the blood pack poisoning...and then the attack that led to the activation of the angel marker defense mechanism to save her a second time...
Nymph: you're going to Brazil
Me: NOOOOOO
Wait? U came here? Uuuhuuuuu!!!!! Please come to são paulo i wanna meet u 😊
If we want to try to activate the Angel markers again, let’s go to Vatican City
"Man...I don't know what I find funnier-the Catholic Church strongarming you into helping us, or the fact that you obviously haven't seen what I've done to the statue of Big J"
Ah a man of culture i see
Nymph stop the car. I dont want to go to Brazil
So Esperar que Jajá aparece Os Br
Pois é
hue
Tamo ae
Tem pouco br ainda
Fala tu
*reads title*
“W-Wait... PLEASE! NOOOOO! I DONT WANT TO GOOOOO! MERCY! MERRRRRCCCYY!”
*demon materializes from the floor and drags me to Brazil*
YOUR GOING WEATHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!!
On the subject of weddings, howsabout the "Shaft Wedding" from the FRESH PRINCE ?
"just two people surrounded by nature making a promise" wait... isn't that Adam and E--
* Cliffhanger intensifies *
They weren't lying, i am going to Brasil
Its my home 😎
Brazil with Vampire Roommate vacation time
Vampira fechada com o B17
Welcome to my countrie hahah
Quem dera ela viesse pra cá de verdade em....
@@elitedata2780 kkkkkk orra eu n ia ligar de fazer esse tour
@@gustavobezerra2343 cara seria incrível conhece-lá pessoalmente
I'd make a joke abou going to Brazil but... I mean I'm already here so whatever.
Don't actually come here, you're probably gonna get mugged, not a great place lol.
true
infelizmente é a true da true
I got bit by a rat and had to stay a week once they thought I might have gotten rabies
Hmmm interesting
Me: -dont say burning up or disintegrating joke dont just dont- are you burning up in here
Her: really
Me: -dang it- yeah
come 2 brazil
I wasn't expecting to see the name of my country here... 🤔
Oh no, not Brazil!
What is this strange mask and why is the speed wagon foundation here
Nice reference, but was in Mexico
Ok got it thanks
NO!! I DONT WANT TO GO TO BRAZIL!! DOOM SLAYER IS SCARED!! NOOOO-
HERE CATCH! (tosses crucible)
BWUAAAHAHAHAHAHA
YOU GOING TO BRAZIL!
The majority of this comment section is about Brazil memes.
240p gang
Strange, you use *S* but not *Z* on Brasil
Pensei a mesma coisa. Será um easter egg para nós? Ou talvez ela seja uma br secretamente 😮😮😮😮😮😮😮
Urban Nymph, are you Br? Você é Brasileira??
Até onde eu saiba n. Se for, ela é a br com maior sotaque gringo q ja vi
Acho que não em 💀
Tipo,a localização dela é nos estados unidos,mas só a localização mesmo,e Brasil prós gringos tem um Z no lugar do S,e no título tem um S,é possível em
I'm totally not the one who has been watching you
im here rutting for the vampire to smack her boyfriend I think I said do it 3or 4 times 32 years old its gets pathetic I need to grow up ha ha
Legit wondering about your background since you spelled it with an s 🤔
Nvm
U will duplicate your subs just for put "brasil" on title and thumb, trust me. U used the most powerful jutso of summon ever
The fact I see the word brasil
That’s not Brazil that’s basil
NOOOO I DONT WANNA GO TO BRAZIL
actually going to brazil is fine my hot vampire gf is coming
Nooooo I don’t wanna go to Brazil ;-;
God a she? God doesn't have gender, God is everything
God is actually gendered in some religions
@@Mawsodawso God is everything, God doesn't have a physical form, so God shows themselves as what we would be capable of perceiving.
@@dtg3055 again not every religion is the same. god is gendered in different ones not everyone has the same exact god
@@Mawsodawso That's why I said God doesn't have a physical form, he shows themselves to people as what we, humans, are capable of perceiving. So for one group of people they might've themselves as Christian God, to the other group, Indians for example, they might've shown themselves as Brahman, and so on
@@dtg3055 you do know that Hindu is the religion in India right not just saying Indians also brahman they are the creator god and is one of 33,000 different gods in Hinduism
Gods not a she, but otherwise great video
No, don’t make me go there. Please I beg you. Not Brazil
*NOT BRAZIL PLEASE NO*