Artie was one of the funniest guys ever on the radio. It’s a shame he just couldn’t stop stuffing alcohol, dope and coke into his face nonstop for the last 30 years.
Pure improvise, a lot of comedians or just funny people in general rely on observational comedy. They see or notice tears, and rip into them. Writing is either, it's hard, or not as good written down the second time (first time is usually best when riffing). Let alone substances and overall skill level as mentioned above. Might have an idea, or sketch / topic. Usually run it through on stage.
It's to good to be rehearsed, when he slightly pauses to once again reaffirm that the girl is from a poor family situation us gold. The fact that he startd by saying he loves him and halfway through says he does not like Nob. Genius
If YT didn't delete Stern clips so often this would have millions of views lol... just love how Artie didn't miss a beat as he brutalized Levy, makes me sad how sanitized the show became after he left. They could never have this now.
there's something so pathetic about these middle aged lifer road comics that will never "make it". They try and glamorize their messy personal lives to feed their shitty acts and routines.
Artie tried to play this off as a character/joke. I dunno, man…yes, there’s an element of levity to it but good god, man. There’s definitely more than a modicum of truth…
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"jeffrey dahmer if he read a joke book"
Its a fucking perfect description of Levy.
Nah Dahmer had more charisma than old man Levy
The best monologue EVER.
It might be...
I wonder if Artie will ever be this good again. He doesn’t seem to like to take risks much anymore in his comedy. Must be hard being newly sensitive.
Better than any Shakespeare monologue 😂😂😂😂😂143 Artie aka Baby Gorilla 🐒💕💕💕💕💕
It was better than any of his TV appearances lmao
Literally so true bro Great comment !
Artie can destroy off the cuff with great imagery. I can imagine everything he is saying here.
This monologue should be hanging in the Guggenheim because it was art! 🖼
This is why Artie could sit in the "first chair" next to Howard...Artie is a magnificent story teller that just so happens to be funny.
Unlike a certain dues paying hack. Shalom, bitch
Thats why he convinced himself he could lie his way out of every situation
Artie was one of the funniest guys ever on the radio. It’s a shame he just couldn’t stop stuffing alcohol, dope and coke into his face nonstop for the last 30 years.
This is the most ruthless thing ever 😂 Classic Artie, when he left the stern show had a slow and painful death
He was slowing killing himself long before he left the show.
Currently listening to the Sirius shows from 2006 to Arties departure and I agree. It's radio gold. Sad what the show has become over the last decade
"whisky-sobbing computer". The pinnacle of Artie’s career. The man is a poet.
Artie saw it.
Jizz drenched remember lol
Sopping
I think he meant "sodden"
It’s just amazing
Bob Levy getting thoroughly annihilated by Artie. Jesus.
Three dollar leather jacket. There are so many images in this, it's insane. I come back to this a few times a year. One of Artie's greatest moments.
The slam about buying coke from the guy selling oranges on the Long Island Expressway was really Artie himself though
I counted 28 separate insults at Bob.
hahah
But he loves the guy
this is the greatest moment in the history of the Wrap Up Show
“Who’s out there, who’s out there in fucking virgin creep land” LOL
I love that Artie calls it the “Intranet.”
We have intranet at work, it’s like the internet but the only place you can go is company website
"Say you're 20 say you're 20 say you're 20...."
“Getting free crumpets for the family”
My favorite part as well
Coupons....for Sizzler's two for one steak on a Wednesday LMAO 🤣
Love Gary throwing in the disclaimers
You’re the guy everyone avoids at the office and parties, aren’t you..?
we dont know that
Yeah, he is smart. I noticed it, as well. Protecting the show from a lawsuit.
Artie pretends or even thinks he is a low life but honestly he is an intellect who knows better.
He’s an intellectual that surrounds himself with lowlifes and fools
he has insight on the level of colin quinn and norm macdonald
Getting free crumpets for the family.
So many memorable lines here
OMG thank you for reuploading this. One of Artie’s finest monologues
He seriously gave one of the best angry rants I’ve ever heard
I wish I could pick my favorite quote my every line is comedy gold
This is timeless
"WhO's oUt ThErE?"
😂😂
Still one of the most savage things I've ever heard. Add a beat to it and it's a diss track.
I'm seeing Levy on Wednesday, and I needed to refresh my memory. This is art. And Art, but really: beautiful, beautiful art.
She's his coke dealer
Absolutely brilliant soliloquy by Artie. I wonder if he writes this stuff before or does he just improvise. Either way he’s a fucking genius
He is just a quick witted dude...would be much better believe it or not if he took the time to write this 1 out lol
Pure improvise, a lot of comedians or just funny people in general rely on observational comedy.
They see or notice tears, and rip into them.
Writing is either, it's hard, or not as good written down the second time (first time is usually best when riffing).
Let alone substances and overall skill level as mentioned above.
Might have an idea, or sketch / topic. Usually run it through on stage.
Real hate. Say the worst thungs laugh and say its comedy
It's to good to be rehearsed, when he slightly pauses to once again reaffirm that the girl is from a poor family situation us gold. The fact that he startd by saying he loves him and halfway through says he does not like Nob. Genius
No way this was rehearsed, i like his stand up, but Artie has always been at his best when coming up on the spot
I love Gary’s caveats and disclaimers
Lol. "We don't know that" "pool came with the house"
Absolutely riveting!!!! Artie on his golden heroin years. He gave it to yucko also in one instance. Look for it, it's worth it
This may be the greatest four and a half minutes of radio ever
That indoor pool is probably just an overgrown sink
Lol this is amazing, heard it so many times but still hilarious
If YT didn't delete Stern clips so often this would have millions of views lol... just love how Artie didn't miss a beat as he brutalized Levy, makes me sad how sanitized the show became after he left. They could never have this now.
YT doesn't decide to delete them. The Stern show makes them do it.
@@sairamsriram nope
80 IQ Bob and his $3 jacket
This is the greatest thing ive ever heard
Artie is 100% on point. Hysterical.
Web of grossness
“Have you ever heard anyone with a dick say, web of anything” - Artie..about Jason
"Web of grossness..."
Thats my favorite
Coked up Artie was the absolute greatest
That’s heroined out Artie. The best.
Subutex*
Robin started the bro fight day saying Artie called them jerks but artie actually said Howard and Gary, the suckers that they are.
He mentioned that and he was ignored
@@johnv6806 He did. He said he didn't say jerks and it was totally ignored.
Who’s out there? … who’s out there?
Clearly doesn't have the proper heat or air conditioning....So many good lines in this to mention.
Bourbon street flophouses
"Who's out there???"
That's my favorite line 😂😂
Bob and shuli have always been HHAAAACCCKKSSSS!!!!
This rant is of Bill Hicks class
“The father’s in the basement, it’s damp..”
Say your 20, say your 20, say your 20
The FBI caught me selling coke and oranges on the LIE. Thanks Artie!
Say youre twenty
Say youre twenty
Say youre twenty
Artie is brilliant here.
Bob Levy has never made me laugh. But guys like Florentine act like he's some genius.
there's something so pathetic about these middle aged lifer road comics that will never "make it". They try and glamorize their messy personal lives to feed their shitty acts and routines.
When Artie said the goth chick was Vito Jr shitting in the gym shower LOL
Scorched earth level roast
I listen to this once a month at least
“He pulled out a flame thrower” - Eric Norris
Artie tried to play this off as a character/joke. I dunno, man…yes, there’s an element of levity to it but good god, man. There’s definitely more than a modicum of truth…
Artie is smart and angry, not a good combo if you're on the receiving end of his anger.
If you get the comedy and context of this video, then you are experiencing one of the funniest things on the internet.
"getting free crumpets for the family..." 😂
I love Gary doing damage control behind Artie as he says says discouraging shit about Bob lol
“Jizz drenched” LOL
He didn’t ever say jerk, Robin was wrong he didn’t call them suckers,
Bourbon-street flophouses.
One of the funniest HS clips, ever
Best tirade ever first time I heard this live I pissed my pants
Brilliant takedown by Mr. Lange.
I wish I knew about this in college. I would've done this for a monologue
God bless Arthur Lange jr
The next morning...
“Hello jerk!” - Bro fight
And artie never actually called Howard a jerk. Another time cackling witch should have kept quiet.
Masterpiece
Description checks out
Messed up to say but this should be played at Bob's funeral
Artie takes no prisoners
"Bad coke"
I thought Phaedra's read of Kenya Moore on rhoa was top of the top but this is the read of a life time, Artie went HAM on Levy and Jenn 😬😬😬😬😬
No one can destroy you like a good friend.
Love this rant
Artie is up there in sharp wit quickness with Cumia and Jim Norton.
The guy who sold oranges and cocaine on the LIE was pretty fair!
This should be studied. I mean my god, comedy gold
That was epic.
"cheap fucking Target shirts" lol
And I love the guy......
I know it sounds harsh, but I love the guy😂
As if Artie needed help getting girls back then. Truly despicable by Gary and Howard. May have been a ploy to get rid of Artie. Not so much a bit.
Get him in trouble with an underage girl.
@@tidesofthemoon she definitely looked under age
3 dollar leather jacket
What was the context behind this?
It was after this th-cam.com/video/ObjDCVhCpn0/w-d-xo.htmlsi=zE35uFxHk3pr3n-R
But how do you really feel, Artie? 🤣
This was so brutal, I actually felt bad for Levy.
Artie is unbelievabley talented. It's a reap shame that he had addiction issues.
This was a great monologue
Amazing
Bob goes on the internet and throws his web of sleezyness, hair dye, bad coke, cheap leather jacket
BRUTAL
Funny how Gary the next day joined in on the dogpile Howard, Robin and Fred tried to give him after sucking up to him at the end there.
That was amazing
Artie with the Prairie Home Companion style monologue.