Aris Takes on the Shredder: How to Remove a Possum as Inefficiently as Possible

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 31 ธ.ค. 2024

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  • @robertgamez9100
    @robertgamez9100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +329

    This guy can talk about anything and I’ll be entertained lmao

  • @boo.1337
    @boo.1337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +329

    Bless lord n0pants, new episodes of the ATP Sitcom are what get me through the day

    • @TortoiseMaximus
      @TortoiseMaximus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Even has the television standard 21 minute run-time

    • @obituaryollie9104
      @obituaryollie9104 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@TortoiseMaximus Even has the donation laugh track

    • @ShaneFlett
      @ShaneFlett 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      But doesn't necessarily need a laugh track

    • @Cumfortable
      @Cumfortable 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      All praise lord n0pantsu

  • @mrtoast3319
    @mrtoast3319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    This man learned all about how to setup a trap only to realize a day later, that they sealed the entrance. He calls us stoners.

  • @wufeizhang
    @wufeizhang 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    That possum is a long time sub on aris' twitch tv

  • @alil_adon
    @alil_adon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    The animal control dude was tempted to ask if you played smash too.

    • @wompastompa3692
      @wompastompa3692 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Hey man, why you gotta do the skunk community dirty like that?

  • @Cuppamilky
    @Cuppamilky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    I told you guys Aris was a Disney princess

  • @Ryfinius
    @Ryfinius 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    "This isn't some soup kitchen for bums."
    I mean....kinda.

  • @Sousuke15
    @Sousuke15 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Possum sneak level 100 right there. Able to freeload at aris place. Take food. Sneaks away the next day. Solid possum

  • @tastyscavenger
    @tastyscavenger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Aris it won't starve to death if you leave out doritos for it.

  • @DemigodDan
    @DemigodDan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Love how aris is just ps1 Hagrid in the thumbnails lol, its hilarious and fitting for a stoner like him to be low poly

  • @courtz1ace
    @courtz1ace 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I've never known that I needed a part 2 to an IRL story, ever more so than Aris telling it 😂

  • @SkyTowerKurogane
    @SkyTowerKurogane 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    Aris really has a front seat ticket for whatever happens after you rip. Even when it's a pest, he has fun with the situation and says "clap-150" laughing. Never change, Hagrid's nobody.

    • @BEEFlNbandit
      @BEEFlNbandit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'll pay you $150 bucks to call him Hagrid in twitch chat

    • @temetyly
      @temetyly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Damn. A Kingdom Hearts twist?

    • @CF565
      @CF565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Possums are ugly as shit, but they aren't pests- in tick heavy ecologies they can eat thousands a day, keeping populations in check and reducing spread of lyme disease.

    • @SkyTowerKurogane
      @SkyTowerKurogane 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@CF565 huh I didn't know that. Neat.

    • @Bigboss192x
      @Bigboss192x 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@BEEFlNbandit that's how you get shot 😭

  • @xbluedreamx
    @xbluedreamx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Reminds me of the time when my apt complex's dumbass maintenance forgot to patch the hole he made after fixing my kitchen sink's pipes. I was trying to find the mouse for about a week cus I kept seeing that fucker scurry around at the corner of my peripherals. Next thing yknow I hear and feel a mouse trap snap next to my foot while heating up my oven and there he was. RIP Jerry

  • @thomasbrown5267
    @thomasbrown5267 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Funniest shit about this is he's named him wrong accidentally - prob meant to call him Splinter but got tmnt characters mixed up

    • @gus628
      @gus628 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Im pretty sure someone gave him the idea to name it shredder on twitter

  • @poot3rs
    @poot3rs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The universe finally gifts arnis the perfect pet and he does this....

  • @RandoOnline_
    @RandoOnline_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    That picture of the possum starting back at Aris is fucking hilarious 😂

  • @gabe8190
    @gabe8190 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Aris is like a kmart Disney princess

  • @KoopDeGrace
    @KoopDeGrace 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    So happy Aris loved the possum. They're such nice animals, there's a video of a guy trying to make one bite him by putting his fingers in its mouth and it just refused to bite him. And they eat ticks, the worst things on planet earth.

  • @lifelesscorpse7365
    @lifelesscorpse7365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Avoiding the Possum

  • @Shin_Lona
    @Shin_Lona 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Yo, that's a marsupial, homie...
    Can't be trusted.

    • @Sousuke15
      @Sousuke15 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      For all we know he could be playing possum with aris.

  • @toto_feather8732
    @toto_feather8732 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    ATP = AvoidingTheoPossum

  • @snakepiissken5889
    @snakepiissken5889 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    If it dies, expect lots of carrion flies in your house. Necromancer build.

  • @Brandino00
    @Brandino00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    this is amazing quality!!

  • @lolwhatidk
    @lolwhatidk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    A+ title

  • @CGoody564
    @CGoody564 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    n0pants has blessed us yet again, working hard to come in clutch with that top tier kahntent.

  • @Bounty2223
    @Bounty2223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    MGS 3 should've taught him the basics of "cawa" (caging a wild animal).

  • @Carlzdash
    @Carlzdash 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    storytelling at its finest.

  • @DJ-1Q84
    @DJ-1Q84 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Next time Aris should just get a turtle to beat the shredder's ass.

  • @josepartida1711
    @josepartida1711 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    so you gonna kill me....or....can i stay here???? lol

  • @cryogenic4245
    @cryogenic4245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    10/10 thumbnail

  • @zeroranger
    @zeroranger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The type of Storytelling I would expect from a Top Ninja

  • @nozuchan
    @nozuchan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    aris' a cartoon character

  • @ProDucktions0
    @ProDucktions0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Aris - Urban Rescue Ranch crossover was better than it was hyped up to be.

  • @iorilamia
    @iorilamia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ggs that was me, thanks for the tip

  • @M1d32
    @M1d32 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Aris, the Snow White of feral wild beasts.

  • @GatsuRage
    @GatsuRage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    There are aggressive animals in the wild of course.. but on the majority they're aren't unless they experienced violence or some sort of bad encounter with humans they have no reason to fear us. That's why they say to act cool if ur encounter a wild animal if they smell ur fear they will know somethings up and is when they start getting defensive and aggressive.

  • @thecringeprophet
    @thecringeprophet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    ESL n0pants

  • @dontcallmeraveen209
    @dontcallmeraveen209 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Put that possum under citizen arrest and cage that thing with the cat trap and food lol

  • @nobodyinparticular80
    @nobodyinparticular80 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Building a trap out of dung so you can eat it afterwards is the optimal strat

  • @Grozdor
    @Grozdor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    14:18 Did Aris just make a Guilty Gear reference??! /s

  • @Spitznock
    @Spitznock 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That's no possum. It's the ghost of Jerry Seinfeld.

  • @PsychoParasyte
    @PsychoParasyte 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Everyone in here calling it a Possum and not an "Opossum". XD

  • @A4Blue-m7n
    @A4Blue-m7n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    There are currently 2 people on this earth that can talk about literally anything and I’ll listen. Chael Sonnen, and the legendary AR15

  • @Devil_Mishima
    @Devil_Mishima 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Cool story

  • @Gakki_Aniki
    @Gakki_Aniki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    AvoidingThePossum

  • @Grozdor
    @Grozdor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Opposite Personality Oppossums.

  • @1Diddums
    @1Diddums 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    My ribs almost blew out my chest with the back-to-back Hagrid.
    Cheers n0pants.

  • @zetsuboubilly__8668
    @zetsuboubilly__8668 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Shredder was looking the chat.. Seeing his door was locked.

  • @GatsuRage
    @GatsuRage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    well if he only cover the OTUSIDE hole just leave the trap in the inside of the hole from inside the house then you'll know if is there or not. When I heard he left the trap on the outside I was like "wut?"

    • @xRhychux
      @xRhychux 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yup, stinky guy was for sure a stoner and Aris got scammed lol

  • @mehnoy
    @mehnoy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    he was an Aris viewer in his past life

  • @ZeeChristoph
    @ZeeChristoph 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Its gonna be 150 anyway, you might as well leave a trap.

  • @HikenJoe
    @HikenJoe 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    He was a true fan

  • @killer_boss01
    @killer_boss01 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    my opossum's cat enjoyed this video

  • @YASSER9210
    @YASSER9210 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I could listen to Aris all day

  • @NineEight_Nine
    @NineEight_Nine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Wait is that the actual picture Aris took of the Possum? Pls no ban

  • @cutfromstone754
    @cutfromstone754 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    More please sir.

  • @DocYAYAYA
    @DocYAYAYA 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    this possum needs to be paying rent at this point

  • @dylanh.3793
    @dylanh.3793 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Is this the new thumbnail format?
    Me gusta.

  • @markvigo1747
    @markvigo1747 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    nice pet brew

  • @EyMcFly
    @EyMcFly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Dodo finna make a video of this.

  • @KarmaTrauma22
    @KarmaTrauma22 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Shredder moving in, order some pizza and bait the ninja turtles to come save there leader

  • @Apemopo
    @Apemopo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    6:55 that's a different kinda parry.

  • @Wizzerman95
    @Wizzerman95 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The possum sounds like a stoner

  • @chel8282
    @chel8282 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Hey alright

  • @jjthebird
    @jjthebird 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    best part of the story was HE HE HE HE THANK YOU

  • @SamSam-wr3ck
    @SamSam-wr3ck 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Unkle arnis is going to be a godfather to some opossum kids

  • @magosko6
    @magosko6 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    A+ thumbnail

  • @GlabRudzinski
    @GlabRudzinski 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Aris at his best

  • @-Discerning-
    @-Discerning- 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    We need more dealing with smelly strangers stories

  • @Mediumexe
    @Mediumexe 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lmao that thumbnail on aris cam

  • @SkyTowerKurogane
    @SkyTowerKurogane 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hey alright.

  • @bictur
    @bictur 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Make the ps1 Hagrid's a thing until he comments on it lmao

  • @TheMightyBone
    @TheMightyBone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Never trust confident people if they have no skin in the game. It's not his house smelling like dead smossum if he's wrong. I've seen too many of these people that don't actually give a shit during their jobs and will just say whatever they're feeling, or just act like an expert when they don't really know. And this guy smells like shit and skunk all day so he probably really doesn't give a shit.
    I hope Shredder is out and running free though. Run free little buddy.

  • @haten1
    @haten1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Smelly trap probably scared ‘em away.

  • @Imwritingthisnotefrombeyondthe
    @Imwritingthisnotefrombeyondthe 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    As a disney princess Arisette could just ask it for rent and it'll pay up. Or else.

  • @rcarter012
    @rcarter012 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Big heart aris

  • @BUDDAz1g
    @BUDDAz1g 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    He sealed the door at his request wont be the guys fault if the shredder dies

    • @whoasupercrazy
      @whoasupercrazy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He asked the guy if the opossum could possibly be in the house and the guy was confident it wasn't when they sealed the door. Still ultimately Aris's fault if the opossum dies in the house but the guy shouldn't have given Aris his word if that was the case

  • @koopatroopa
    @koopatroopa 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    i call the big one bitey

  • @cde8347
    @cde8347 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Does he still live with Char???

  • @OZ06MSLeoAC193
    @OZ06MSLeoAC193 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I feel as if the guy must have planted the Possum there, I bet he has some crazy scam going on.

  • @peteryang8189
    @peteryang8189 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    👍

  • @Vel_Vivi
    @Vel_Vivi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Go shoot that guy on Twitter who asked for tekken under the og shredder thread

  • @thrillhouse4151
    @thrillhouse4151 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yo what was his friends dad doing trapping cats with catnip wtf hahaha

  • @korsoupp6450
    @korsoupp6450 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    aris gotta call maya higa to move it

  • @Helmasaur_King
    @Helmasaur_King 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    100% humane, we'll release it in the hood, xD

  • @an2n901
    @an2n901 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I need the thumbnail photo, nopants.

  • @Jens9807
    @Jens9807 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Aris is the fuckin best

  • @leafygreensmusic
    @leafygreensmusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    opposum

  • @rkraccoons
    @rkraccoons 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    People spamming RaccAttack in the chat... smh

    • @Ryfinius
      @Ryfinius 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bigots

  • @dementedhiei
    @dementedhiei 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    AvoidingtheGrammar

  • @duckhive
    @duckhive 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    RAT KING sent 'im

  • @mikeclarke3990
    @mikeclarke3990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Butthead smells like a smash player hmm

  • @FFF05Bartmann
    @FFF05Bartmann 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This fucking thumbnail 😂
    n0pants trying to get a gold medal here

  • @TortoiseMaximus
    @TortoiseMaximus 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Opossum

  • @maxinar
    @maxinar 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    nice episode, n0pants

  • @busterwolf6973
    @busterwolf6973 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That possum found your butthash, which is why it was chill

  • @ascendedpigeonx280
    @ascendedpigeonx280 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Put him in the hoods

  • @madeeqsozmawl
    @madeeqsozmawl 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This isn’t some kinda soup kitchen...
    for BUMs!?

  • @alligatoruno6975
    @alligatoruno6975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    👏-$150

  • @Logomancy
    @Logomancy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    8:24