One day, with all these gay jokes, Tony’s just gonna come out. I can see it. During a roast or a comedy set-and ain’t nobody gonna blink an eye, lift a finger or think anything differently-cause ain’t nobody gonna be surprised!! I’m for real. He’ll be the most popular gay comic besides… Bianca del Rio. Actually would be great to see them together on a roast… but if he came out, his shady sense of humor might actually… make sense? Not that it doesn’t make sense.. but just… the voice & the mentality will fit the person behind it. Lmao. I say this as a strictly dickly one myself 🍆😆🌈
I love your Kill Tony material. I love all of your material. Stick to Kill Tony whenever it fits your schedule my guy. Huge support from my end all around.
Nice fish! Is that some kind of bass species? I love bass fishing but never caught that striper yet. Oh and love your comedy man, especially when your Roasting da phuck outta people! Thank you for the laughs!
"I was a slave last night, does that count" 😂😂😂😂😂 That took me out.
Bro the way he said it😂😂😂😂
My fave
That was genius!
😂😂😂
One day, with all these gay jokes, Tony’s just gonna come out. I can see it. During a roast or a comedy set-and ain’t nobody gonna blink an eye, lift a finger or think anything differently-cause ain’t nobody gonna be surprised!! I’m for real. He’ll be the most popular gay comic besides… Bianca del Rio. Actually would be great to see them together on a roast… but if he came out, his shady sense of humor might actually… make sense? Not that it doesn’t make sense.. but just… the voice & the mentality will fit the person behind it. Lmao. I say this as a strictly dickly one myself 🍆😆🌈
"You're gay"
"You're fat"
And its funny every time 😂
David is a roasting beast, but Tony will always be his kryptonite. 😂😂
Sometimes, but sometimes he doesn't have an answer for him
Tony ain got nothing on no one. He makes the most lame ass jokes and copies people 🥱
Barely. Tony maybe says one good one out of 10.
And fried chicken.
Before Tony was Kraig Smith
the "Dude where's my car... on ice" line was so gd accurate
"At least i can stand on ice, you fat fuck" was my first initial thought
"Slave last night" and the "Rick Ross for Less" jabs had me dying
The moment Trevor Wallace realized he can’t improv 😂
For real…
He was on “roast me” tho lol. Dude just got bodied
@@gregevans3542he got bodied there too 🤣
@@jordansuguitan2050 touché lol.
hes whack
was awesome seeing you back on the show. there will never be a replacement for you and Tony roasting each other.
@@friedelspaghetti4329how is he not a comedian lol wtf
@@PCC_he is?
@@Rounnd2 he’s got people laughing and coming to his shows. So yes he is a comedian lol.
Freakin clowns out here sheesh 🤦♂️
@@PCC_ David is forsure more consistently funny but Tony leaves him roastless more often. Tony been doin this for over a decade he certified.
That Dennis Rodman/Rebound/Food Court press was gold 🥇🤣😂🤣
+ denver nuggets 😂
David and Trevor both killing the comedy game since the All Def days. Respect.
Facts
David you are a legend. Kill Tony is not the same when you are not there!
Legend? Dude fake laughing at his own lame ass unfunny jokes. Shut the f@ck up already
Watching David and Tony roast each other is one of the most wholesome things on the internet..
Trevor Wallace x David Lucas … All Def Digital Legends 🔥🐐
real ones remember!
I wish CP could do stand up! Would love to see him on here
@@myrockinvideosCP just did a special in Atlanta not too long ago. Dude is so creative. RIP Teddy Ray too
@@kennygwalk5328 i gotta watch!
CP brain definitely unique 😂
@@myrockinvideosCPs got some decent stand up vids on his channel
Trevor knew as soon as David hit the stage to be living in fear🤣
6:44 - I can't believe this sugar tank joke went over Tony's head and booty. 😅
Goes to show you almost can't rely on pre-written jokes during a roast
All those back and forths were hilarious between all of them... 🤣👌🏾
That food court press liner lol
For sure! It took me a second and then IT HIT HARD.
5:20 Redban how tf is the blind guy supposed to know you’re handing him a mic if you don’t say anything?! 😂
Oh they got him! 😂😂
You didn’t know redban was dumb?
@@bap9416 both of you are dumb, he's aimming the mic to pick up his voice, thats how microphones work
Told that man David he does a food court press 😂😂😂
Man I barely caught that now and im cryan 😂
He can’t even see the mic, he gotta feel for it 😂😂
David can't stop. 🤣 He is the best.
Tony casually saying "you son of bitch" and responding w bombs while never get old
David: *Roasts Tony*
Tony: “You sonofa Betch”
🤣
I love David’s laugh man this guy kills me when he ain’t even trying
“Your ass look like you invented fried chicken.”
“You look like you’re dressed Rick Ross for less”
😂😂😂
His laugh is just as good as his comedy!! 😂
Another hit! Hilarious David. So funnnnny
D Madness being Brian Simpson’s dad killed me! 5:06
Can’t wait to see u this Saturday in Boston 🎉
7:38 left D Madness hangin😭
Bro that double d madness joke was insanely funny and smart.
Tony's double d mack line was the winner imo😂
That dude where's my car on ice line killed me
And like always, David Lucas goes back for seconds!
David Lucas never fails to have a joke or two that will actually really hit
Mad props to Tony for bringing these people up. Synergy success. Tony also a goat and a bomb wrestling fan mad respect Tony
Can’t get enough of David laughing at his own material
Dude where's my car on ice 😂😂😂
i love seeing the person youre roasting try to come up with something. tony is one of the best to give it back to ya tho
When I see Trevor Wallace, I cant stop not laughing
Never seen a comedian laugh at there own jokes as much as David
Andrew Schulz
Nah son my girl gets all the answers she doesn’t want😂
"David Lucas is here
All the food disappears" 😂
That's a straight-up southern expression. "That boy got some sugar in the tank."
Best material he’s had in a long time! Great Joke!👏👏👏
Wiping sweat and giving handshakes with the same hand 😂
Double D Madness😂😂
David the legendary comedic assassin!!!
Trevor Wallace was scared as hell lol he didn't want to even try 😂 😅
STAY BLESSED 👑 DAVID & TONY. YOU TWO ARE PHENOMENAL.
'dude where's my car - on ice' is fucking lethal. jfc
Cool to see Trevor on Kill Tony!
As soon as bro nears the end of his 60 seconds, the panel starts sweating profusely 😂
David Lucas is a beast 💪🏾🔥🙌🏾
Dude where's my car on ice, is funny af😂
So good
Trevor shaking his leg the whole time. Boy super nervous lol
LMAO i wonder if Dave just got no filter cuz he just says what comes to mind and then laughs cuz he laughs as hard as we do 🤣
Between David and Shane I have not rooted this hard for any comics in a VERY long time
Love Tony and David duo 🔥🔥💯💯
That dennis rodman shirt joke was the greatest thing Tony ever said
Tony murdered 😂😂 that whole double d madness bit was gold
As many times as I’ve heard David make fun of Tony for being gay and Tony make fun of David for being fat it still never gets old 😂😂😂
Lucas and Simpson look like awake and asleep versions of each other.
Please don’t quit doing these shows😊😊😊 You are the best.
Come back to Dallas! David’s show out here was great!
Food court press is crazy 😂😂😂
David Lucas is Here
So good 🤣🤣🤣
I love your Kill Tony material. I love all of your material. Stick to Kill Tony whenever it fits your schedule my guy. Huge support from my end all around.
They never miss 🤣🤣🤣
Can't wait to see this come up again in the next "You're gay" "You're fat" roast compilation video.
Trevor's face when Dave walks in :D
“WHAT HAPPENED TO UNCLE LAZER?!”
Said No one.
Food court press😂😂😂
Yea once a month is cool. Kt just wont be the same without a bit of david lucas
May you receive your deliverance.
Nice fish! Is that some kind of bass species? I love bass fishing but never caught that striper yet. Oh and love your comedy man, especially when your Roasting da phuck outta people! Thank you for the laughs!
Peacock bass
Love David.. Tony is the best husband for David 😂😂😂😂
Hes too quick hes on full auto hes spraying anyone in site 😅
" I was a slave last night, does that count?!" 😭😭😭😭😭
I only ever tuned in for DL cuz I don’t cringe-watch can kickers 🛒⚡️
Gaslighting/lieng creased me up 😂😂😂
David start your own. Roast beefing battle. Where some punches may fly. PPV even better. 😂
David Lucas..keep doing ya thang!! 🫡 You..."You like to eat 🥔 as is" and David first question to people is "what you eat today"
That Juneteenth joke, though! hahaha
David hilarious only one i ever seen actually be effective vs tony lol
Got Emmmmm!!!!
Ddidn't even know my town had a comedy club I might have to get tickets.
Please come
Out to AZ
David out here lookin like Dollar General Tso's LOL
Dude where’s my car on ice 😭😭
You know what would be better than David on JRE? Joe going fishing with David!
David Lucas went Super Saiyan. 🔥🔥🔥
Damn you're pathetic 😢
Please never leave 😂
Ay i just gotta say david, mans out here evolving frfr
food court press lmao
I love their chemistry
“And lil boys from Korea” Tony should’ve added that part to the Dennis Rodman joke
Tony got him tonight lol