@@alex.g7317Crita cola with sandman is the 2 year old. Jerma is the man with dementia. Because crita cola with sandman used to be really good, but it was nerfed into the ground. But Jerma played when it it was good.
I still remember Ster talking about how his goal whenever he plays with Jerma was to make him laugh as much as possible because that is the content. I'm glad that hasn't changed to this day.
4:19 jerma really extended the olive branch and gave him an in with the "if your my friend and we're cuddling and you tickle me a little thats okay 😳" and ster IMMEDIATELY shot it down. Unbelievable how oblivious they both are to eachothers advances
The whole tickle thing with Ster is because feeling tickled is a reflex to get you to move and protect vulnerable parts of your body. He’s just describing his body’s defense mechanisms. Or he’s just being a Stervert using reverse psychology to get Jerma to come zickle him I dunno.
jerma trying desperately to compliment ster (but sounding like he's trying to compliment his son): "well you've been looking very physically fit lately, you're taking care of yourself...." ster: "I have NOT" LMAOOOOO
ster was on stream a few days before this one saying that he was gonna prank jerma by laying eggs all over his house without telling him. i'd imagine they'd hatch into ster juniors, much like cell juniors from dragon ball z
Someone NEEDS to make a compilation titled “ster being an absolute goddamn stervert for 15 minutes straight” because every single time jerma and ster stream together ster acts like this and i love it
The fact both ster and Jerma now has the "barely audible wife/gf laugh track" on their streams is very cute 💕 Not as cute as these flirtatious old men.
everyonei's HUH'ing ster but i know EXACTLY what he means and I have that exact spot. it's like beyond tickling your entire body just jumps to the opposite direction
It’s like that area in the middle of the sides of your torso or at least that’s how I think it should be described. Something taps there and you just jolt, it happens sometimes and I realize “why did I do that”
Ster tickle sensation is so real and fucked up I hate how it feels so much. One time some stranger brushed by me and I flinched so hard that they got freaked out 😭 Don't touch me 🫶
Sters life is like if he was playing a jerma dating sim but he always picks the funny dialogue option.
I'd say he's picking the most flirty ones
it always works to woo jerma too somehow
I need more of this
@@jacobfromstatefarm6136I mean he’s a funny guy
sorry this is the best comment
Quote from Gravy441 in chat:
"Jerma won't pay attention to any topic unless Ster uses a conversational flashbang"
Poor Ster was getting ignored for like an hour straight before this because Jerma was so into the game lol
HOLY shit its him
Gravy441 was so real for this one
He figured out the meta LOL
true
I want someone to talk to me like ster talks to jerma
i can do that
@@Harufloof go on
You really are the most attractive commenter on this website.
@@Lkymn thank you cutie pie
SAME!
Ster: "He'd rather play his videogames than be with me s e x u a l l y"
The zexual sterrassment meme is so developed that it's attending high school.
Sterrizment
seeing jerma using the sandman and crit a cola is like witnessing an old dude with dimentia trying to find his 40 year old kid that he thinks is 2
*Witnessing how a real man does it
I don’t get the analogy? Is the Fritz-cola the two year old or is dementia the jerma?
@@alex.g7317 both
I miss the old sandman so much man. That was my favourite Scout melee and Valve went and nerfed it to hell.
@@alex.g7317Crita cola with sandman is the 2 year old. Jerma is the man with dementia. Because crita cola with sandman used to be really good, but it was nerfed into the ground. But Jerma played when it it was good.
the old man yaoi is crazy
Hey, they're still young
in heart
Jerma x Star Jerma x Star
Everybody wants to see this happen
@@Erblorgi thought you said in heat (O_O)
old man yaoi commentary while playing old man yaoi game
@@rrrrrrrrrr9354 omg the flashbacks im having to the fanfictions ive read ster is eroding away at my sanity
You forgot the one where ster says he should do pushups with jerma underneath him
If anyone is wondering if this is a joke - it isn't, lol.
Also missed the part where Jerma compliments Ster by calling him chunky
@@Blazik3n99dude Ster wouldn't stop talking about how much he loves when Jerma calls him his peanut butter chunky baby for like an hour
@@PeptoAbismoli mean if jerma called me that id probably cum
Gives a new meaning to 'trying to fuck with someone'
😳
“Fuck Around and find out.”
-Around Jefferson (2023)
minus with
HES IN HEAT TODAY
wdym today???
Heavy is the head that wears the jizz
hes in heat everyday bro
Humans don’t do that, what is he
@@herobrineharry7698 he's a creature
The only thing funnier than Ster constantly flirting with Jerma is that it works.
Stervert trying HARD for that Jermussy
cursed comment
@@pokemonduck you got any spare bleach?
@@nono-oz4gv Pass me some of that bleach, bro!
Ster at this point should send Jerma "something special for someone special." It would 100% be worth the $100, haha.
I thought this already happened
@@me-fp3cg I think ster did but it was for his friend mayla.
I still remember Ster talking about how his goal whenever he plays with Jerma was to make him laugh as much as possible because that is the content.
I'm glad that hasn't changed to this day.
4:19 jerma really extended the olive branch and gave him an in with the "if your my friend and we're cuddling and you tickle me a little thats okay 😳" and ster IMMEDIATELY shot it down. Unbelievable how oblivious they both are to eachothers advances
wait. im a fool. it was reverse psychology. i would have fallen for it
He also said “girlfriend” I think
He was talking about cuddling with a girlfriend
@@utes5532 bold of you to assume he wouldn't call ster his girlfriend
The whole tickle thing with Ster is because feeling tickled is a reflex to get you to move and protect vulnerable parts of your body. He’s just describing his body’s defense mechanisms. Or he’s just being a Stervert using reverse psychology to get Jerma to come zickle him I dunno.
i'm gonna go back in time and show this comment to george washington and history will change
"zickle him" fucking obliterated me
zammer & zickle
@@CheeseYourself zommunist
@@CosmiKazie"What the fuck am I reading" -George Washington, 1776
the attractive streamer isnt even a joke its a fact
genuine
My favorite message after ster mentions the thigh measuring is "YOU NEED TO GO OFFLINE NOW!"
1:05 The thought of people in the future with Jerma’s DNA terrifies me
"DNA"
idk shit about genetics dont be mean ;(
girl jerma 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
@@watpronouncedwot you are assuming Jerma has genetics
thankfully, he isn't real, so he lacks DNA
"say, jerma, have you ever seen a grown man naked?"
I got timed out for asking if Ster was in heat
thank you for your service
the girls need to put shock collars on these two during their collabs i stg 😭
don't say that lmao
Ster wishes
jerma shock jocking stream??
and what about the treat dispenser?? for when theyre good??
One of them would moan whenever he gets shocked
"I have a weird tickle spot"
I was fully expecting him to say his penis lol
jerma trying desperately to compliment ster (but sounding like he's trying to compliment his son): "well you've been looking very physically fit lately, you're taking care of yourself...."
ster: "I have NOT"
LMAOOOOO
Meanwhile ster: does your chat ever let you know... that you're S E X Y
1:59 he turns with the chat cats at the same time
The way that Jerma stutters after saying “I think you’re pretty-“ is like when a character meets his crush in a cartoon.
Ster is just saying what we're all thinking, right?
Indeed 😏
7:50 chat member Atomiiku says "cut bro's mic" That had me Laughing like woody woodpecker
sters whole big chunky thing just proves that hes the straight version of a bear
Daddy ster uwu.....
straight version of a bear😭
straight?
@@elise4773 ur right, my bad. there is nothing heterosexual about this man
ster was on stream a few days before this one saying that he was gonna prank jerma by laying eggs all over his house without telling him. i'd imagine they'd hatch into ster juniors, much like cell juniors from dragon ball z
Jerma breeding simulator
a what now?
@@mywaterco0lerromance it's time to get freaky
Why did you make this combination of words.
ster be going for the morenatsu bad end
You made me physically, audibly say "noooo" as an instinctive reflex
what would also be funny if Ster kept a catboy Jerma picture on his phone or on his pc at all times, for lore reasons.
lore reasons ;)
I'm just saying that if one of my friends talked to me how ster talks to jerma I would probably fall in love with them
Id be like these guy wants to breed me holy shit
hey babes
my jaw dropped, when Ster suddenly said about doing push-ups 👀
HES A STERVERT OR ZEAXUAL ADVANCE GODDESS
Someone NEEDS to make a compilation titled “ster being an absolute goddamn stervert for 15 minutes straight” because every single time jerma and ster stream together ster acts like this and i love it
Ster making jerma uncomfortable for 10 minute straight by arson 🫡 got every time ster acts like this
0:31 jerma gets flustered when man compliments him
"idk" "what do you mean you dont know, it was your answer" about tickling made me fucking die for some reason
I see ster never gave up on the gay chicken challenge after all these years
someone said bimbo conversation
Making me even happier
he was so zorny this stream
Gamer Thighs
Absolutely unhinged title. I love it.
[Edit] Never mind, the title is pretty fair.
it makes me soooo happy just seeing these two in a call and talking and having fun. feel like a lost part of my past has been revived and retored
one guy in chat be like "Jerma use the Liberty Launcher on Engineer please"
The fact both ster and Jerma now has the "barely audible wife/gf laugh track" on their streams is very cute 💕
Not as cute as these flirtatious old men.
This stream was such a stimulating one
Really goes to show that just one day of tf2 can make you gay….
TF2 is just male Touhou. Every player, every character, is gay. Fact.
Every time Ster talks, there is 50% chance for his word to have Charm status effect on it.
"DIVORCE STREAM WHEN" I'm crying
Bro after that “responsibility of a 10” comment the vid title should be “while Stervert zexually harasses him”
Ster and Jerma are like an old married couple that are sitting on their porch on a summer day on two rocking chairs drinking sweet tea
Cool to see the Scout playing TF2
Let's continue.
Ive stolen some ster rizz lines and used them on my husband ("its the responsibility of a 10 to reproduce"). Great results.
goodluck on the pregnancy🎉
"Body dysmorphia arc"
-Some chatter
everyonei's HUH'ing ster but i know EXACTLY what he means and I have that exact spot. it's like beyond tickling your entire body just jumps to the opposite direction
It’s like that area in the middle of the sides of your torso or at least that’s how I think it should be described. Something taps there and you just jolt, it happens sometimes and I realize “why did I do that”
we get what he means but the way he introduces these topics is so random and out of place
Its around the obliques iirc
mega gayge lmao, love their dynamic
aw man, where's the "push-ups" bit?
It was in another vid on this channel
STOP CALLING THEM OLD MAN YAOI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY ARE MIDDLE AGED MAN YAOI AT BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2:16 perfect timing soldier laugh
Ster is trying to get back with jerma after the gamer divorce
Obviously ster has watched unedited andy MULTIPLE times
i feel like if jerma was into men and single, ster would seriously be into him
The silence after “he’s seen it”
starting the video with numerous D: in chat is scary
dude this is kinda freaking me out, this is how me and bestfriend interact all the time
i have NEVER seen jerma make a face anything like 2:22, what the fuck
new jerma face dropped
This is just how girl friends talk
when did jerma become the voice of reason between these two???
always has been
Jerma's brain reset back to his early 2010's version, so he gained a stance in the situation.
@@pokemonduck someone needs to watch jerma is mad
the tickle tell is a life changer
I'm glad sterma is alive and healthy after all these years
god ok i know ster likes to mess w jeremy and make him uncomfortable w the flirting but i didnt realize how straight forward this one would be
this somehow become gay in the middle
Kinda like Malcolm in the middle but it's jerma in the middle
jerma's in the mood for star muah muah
You left out the push-up kissing
Ster tickle sensation is so real and fucked up I hate how it feels so much.
One time some stranger brushed by me and I flinched so hard that they got freaked out 😭 Don't touch me 🫶
I also have Hip sensitivity, where I spasm when touched right on the hip
the amount of people when ster said he has a weird tickle spot who said theirs in you know where is concerning
They ain’t dodging the accusations after this one.
I love that the camera is so bad in this video
He’s stersty 🥵🥵🥵
I thought they were talking about being pickled for a solid few mins
Stergenics
*cat turning its head back and forth*
Ster sounds like jerma doing a funny voice
0:29 the stervert speaks genuine FACTS
pleaseeee upload more
it's so nice to see them together again :3
5:23 when you try to pet an orange cat on the stomach
We just watched like their first date
"actual pissing match"
only on Jerma985
Spy sappin' mah sentry - jerma
4:20 what in god's name does this mean
hanging out with...............girlfriends
I’ll never know…
responsibility of a 10 to breed with as many women as possible to pass on his perfect genetics
☹️
ster being a chad for 9 minutes
what is it about jerma that makes people get really gay without him even trying
their dynamic is fucking incredible tbh
Any 4 year old child has figured out that you can't tickle yourself.
judging by these comments we have progressed so far as a community, im so proud
the tickle thing might've been the funniest thing I saw live