Joe, have you ever considered doing stand-up comedy? I don't know how well you do with crowds but your story telling makes me cry of laughter, and I'd for sure pay to see you up on a stage
As a Massage Therapist myself, you should have let the front desk know this was your first time and would like to know what type of massage he recommends for back pain. Also, there are some creepy things going on in the Massage place, she is never suppose to move your clothing without permission and you are suppose to be laying down with a towel/sheet over you before she comes in. Shiatsu massage is not a good idea for a first massage, they should have given you options not just say Medium or Hard. WTF? I hope you at least felt better afterwards!
Yeah I was confused as well because they never touch your clothes without your permission and they always explain what they are doing and stuff... This story he told was definitely creepy because I have went to get massages many times over the past three years and non of this really happened to me...
I'm also a Licensed Massage Therapist & I love his interpretation LOL I agree with other comments... He should try again maybe at a well known place, that has a more thorough intake process 😄 AND MOST IMPORTANT... ALWAYS BE HONEST WITH THE THERAPIST! If it's uncomfortable, SAY SO! Pretty hilarious though! 😂
Anyone else think his brother set this up. Like his brother went in first, told them that if a guy comes in and says he is looking for Coco just to give him the weirdest massage possible.
Aretz19 that's exactly what I was thinking I'm like didn't your brother say to go there when you came back you didn't ask him if that was a normal lmao
I feel like this was a set up tho whichever brother has gone in and set up this code word "coco" and been like you'll know the guy when he asks for coco just get your strongest woman to beat the shît out of him thanks
I know you are probably joking, but I have worked in the industry for a long time. 1. Undress to your comfort level. 2. There should be a door. 3. You should be asked light and relaxing or deep tissue. 4. You should also fill out some sort of medical release form. 5. Stretching is normal, but you shouldn’t be in pain. 6. Always be open and honest with your therapist if you are in pain your body needs them to slow down.
Wtf did I just watch sometimes youtubers exaggerate the story for a few laughs and it may not have been as horrible is all I was saying, but 100% none of that stuff should have gone on the way it did.
Joselyne Pena I am not from the area, but I found this article www.timeout.com/newyork/health-beauty/best-affordable-spa-treatments-in-nyc I would look up reviews for the best massage studios. If there is an elements Massage in the area I would try to find out about them. Be picky on the phone call and let them know exactly what you’re looking for. Maybe even plan a couple weeks in advance to ensure you are getting the best therapist possible. If you hate the Massage stop it you don’t have to sit through a whole Massage if you are not happy or comfortable. Make sure they find the best person for you! And always keep an open line of communication with your Massage therapist. Chances are they can usually use more pressure or less pressure.
Tavon Fenwick beginner as in someone whose never had a massage? Cause my first massage was similar to his but it wasn't shiatsu. I'm not a small guy so the guy I had was not gentle and really worked out my knots.
As someone that graduated from massage therapy school 9 years ago this story horrifies me. 1. Masseuse is not what a true therapist would ever want to be called. 2. You never go beyond clothing boundaries. Such as your underwear, you dont touch them or move them. 3. The arm behind the back is to help pop up the scapula to get a better massage. Easier and more comfortable than going through the armpit. 4. You NEVER get on the table with the client. Ever. 5. No ceiling and curtains only? Sounds like clinic in class... not a legit massage place (parlour also not a good word to use). 6. Medium or hard???? The correct term would be deep. And where was the S.O.A.P. notes discussion??? I would go again, but to an actual legitimate spa or medical therapy institute. It is soooo difficult to overcome stigmas associated with massage when stories like this come out. There is a reason true therpists want to change the professional name to myofascial bodyworker.
Jesse's Girl 09 thank you!!!! Said everything I was going to say. I’m terrified that with his size of audience it’s going to make way more people afraid of massage or continue using incorrect terms.
on point with this! I've only been licensed for a year now and I refer to myself as a bodyworker or just plain ol' therapist. I've had to teach so many people why I hate being called a masseuse (ugh pains me to even type it)
As a person who is licensed as a massage therapist, this was really hard to listen to. Some points I kinda laughed because of your description, but a deep tissue should NEVER be painful. EVER! On the scale of 1-10 (1 being not enough pressure, 10 being "get the fuck off me!" painful) you should be a 7 which is the "hurts so good". Everyones 7 is different. I seriously can not tell you how many stories like this one I hear on the regular when working with my clients. Hot stones should never be placed on the body if they are that hot. Never be afraid to speak up and say "Hey, that's a little to much pressure, the stones are too hot" or just ask what it is they are doing. I'm so so sorry you had such a shitty experience, Joe. Seriously.
Derby Mods it really depends on the place, but I’ve never heard them as “balls”. They do have some that are spherical in shape, but it’s usually “I think I signed up for the hot rocks today?”
Luna Firefly I'm a CMT too! I laughed the whole time, mostly because it's just Joe. 😂 I wonder what she was using on his back...had to have been stones?
Brandon Henry HE HAD A TERRIBLE EXPERIENCE BCUS HE WAS A CHEAP SKATE AND DIDN'T GO TO AN UPSCALE SPA WHERE THEY HAVE PROFESSIONAL EXPERIENCED THERAPISTS !!! U GET WHAT U PAY FOR CHEAP SKATE!!!!! Do your homework and yelp upscale spas! Then go on Groupon looking for that place if u can't afford it. There's ways to get a GREAT massage from a professional. What he said is horrible bcus he went to a $35 joint with unlicensed undocumented refs
My sister is a massage therapist so I know a bit about the whole massaging experience. From what you described, that place is definitely not providing a legitimate professional service. Pulling down your underwear and massaging your ass is not ethical and is considered a sexual act which isn't allowed by law in a massage spa. These fake massage places could also seriously damage your body if the masseuse is not expertly trained. I would suggest not going there again lol.
Elkin Shiner yes, exactly. You have to ASK before even doing anything like that to a client. Before they even get on the table, you ask if they want their glutes massaged or not. And if they say yes, you explain it. If not, you tell them they can leave their undies on if they'd like.
That's what i was thinking. I've been massaged by licensed massage therapist (many of my friends are) and THAT did not sound like massage. I know massage can sometimes be slightly painful depending on what's going on with the muscles but damn...punching? Seriously? And any time I've been massaged I go naked but they are respectful of privacy and your comfort - you have a sheet and what not.
As an LMT I can definitely say never go there again. And anywhere that asks "do you want medium or hard?" leave. That was the sign for me that this was going to be interesting. It also sounds like she attempted to give a Thai or Shiatsu massage and failed. Sounds like they didn't even know what they were trying sell.
Nadia Mohamed I don’t know why but seeing you comment on Joe’s videos makes me feel like I’ve run into an old friend at the mall! 🤷🏽♀️😂 Hi Nadia! *waves*
Shienara lol hello there! I don't comment much on other channels, but I couldn't stop picturing Joe getting splinters with this lady using "wood" balls 😂 I've had hot stones before so I knew what he was talking about immediately.
Just spending my Friday night watching some of your old videos. I laughed so hard at this one!! Especially the sound effect of her opening the curtain hahaha!!!
'The lady is testing her physical strenght cause she wanna be a wristling champion of the world.' Like Gov. Arnold, her stepping stone as a masseuse😆😆.
As a Massage Therapist, I have answers. 1) level of undress is completely up to the client. We don’t care either way. 2) super weird that there’s no doors.. 3) it’s not common practice to immediately start beating the shit out of you. 4) you can always tell us what you’re uncomfortable getting worked on. 5) yes, putting your arm behind your back is normal. I use it in my technique depending on needs of who’s on my table. 6) punching is bad technique. That’s odd. 7) no Therapist should just bounce out of the room unannounced. 8) you can always ask questions. 9) we have griddles or towel warmers to heat stones (which I assume they were) 10) god, this lady is terrible 11) punching people is not part of the normal Massage experience. This was highly entertaining, and I hope you decide to give it another shot, somewhere else.
Im gonna be this person and just tell you to take several seats because I am trained in shiatsu and....no that is not shiatsu...period. But thanks for playing.
This is one of my favorite videos from you. I laughed so hard I cried. Thank you so much for the laughs and being so real about the topics you discuss.
Devin Joelle probably Thomas as I’m sure he’s more apt to get massages given that he was an athlete, but the hilarity of the story makes me wish it was Keith because he’s the kind of psycho that would think this is all great.
This is the best, funniest description of a hard massage ever! Several years ago my husband treated me to a massage for my birthday. The lady started off very nice, but then rubbed so hard I was ready to scream. I walked out of her room in much more pain than I ever had before! Only mild massages for me from now on!
here's a tip for all first time massage receivers: don't go to a random massage parlor ok? google massage therapists in my area or RMT's near me. they are licenced and trained and won't give you any funny business. they are more professional and know how to target specific areas of concern. basically they know what they're doing. you won't have to worry about any weirdness.
Hilarious! I’ve never had a massage and never wanted one, and this will definitely keep me out of spa or parlor, for sure. The content and delivery are perfect here. Thanks for the laughs.
I relate so much to this story I cried laughing. The walk of shame afterwards is hilarious. I would hear people talking in a different language say "she looks like she just escaped a one night stand."
If you have an appointment with a Licensed Massage Therapist at a national chain (like Elements Massage, Massage Envy, or Hand and Stone), you are completely fine (I worked at a national chain for over 3 years, you DEFINITELY want to go corporate with massage). I'll copy and paste what I said on another comment here: 1) When you first go in, the receptionist should ask you a few questions - "Is this your first massage?" They will then have you fill out some information regarding your health history, medications, injuries, etc. "What pressure level would you like?" If you do need deep muscle work, ask for a "Swedish Massage." You should NOT get the experience that Joe got. An experienced LMT will not immediate dig into you - they will slowly work through your tissue and muscle layers until your body is ready to have your deep muscles worked. The receptionist will then ask for your gender preference for therapist, if you have one. 2) The therapist should always take you back to the room, have a consultation before the massage on areas to work on, techniques, preferred equipment use, and other expectations going in to the massage. They will then inform you that you may dress down to YOUR comfort level. When they re-enter the room, the should knock first. 3) Your communication with the therapist is KEY. Nothing in a massage should be excruciating. There should only be mild discomfort from tight muscles being stretched and lactic acid build-up being released. If ANYTHING makes you uncomfortable during the massage (equipment too hot, pressure level too high, a particular technique hurts you), you MUST inform the therapist so that they may adjust their techniques to make you feel more comfortable. While massage is not (necessarily) all about relaxation (although it can be), you should be comfortable during the massage. 4) A trained LMT will communicate with you through the WHOLE massage, letting you know of any changes in technique or movements that require your cooperation, and a REALLY good therapist will even tell you WHY they are doing what they are doing (for instance, the arm behind the back maneuver is designed to stretch out the muscles of the shoulder, as well as lift the shoulderblade and expose the deep muscles underneath the shoulderblade, for easier access for the LMT). I urge you to try out a massage. It could change your life for the better. For your first time, DEFINITELY go with a national chain. Maddie had mentioned Massage Envy and Hand and Stone, which are good options. If you have an Elements Massage (sometimes called Elements Therapeutic Massage) in your area, I can highly recommend them, as well. Those are three of the major chains that you are going to find that are highly regulated and will almost guarantee a successful first massage experience. TL;DR - Massage is great! Make an appointment with your local Elements Massage, Massage Envy, or Hand and Stone location today!
It doesnt need to be a national chain! There are plenty of legitimate small practice LMTs. Get their licensing info if youre worried and look them up. Their license is public record. And remember you can end the session at any time if youre uncomfortable!
JayDaPeace I came her to say the same things. I agree with everything you said, aside from the need to go corporate for massage. While it's true going to a private massage therapist takes a little more research, after that there's not much difference. They're regulated by the same laws as a national massage chain. That being said, for a FIRST massage yes, I recommend a chain as well. It's just easier to get used to the massage atmosphere and what you should be expecting from a massage therapist for your first ever massage. Cheers!
Licensed Massage Therapists will go over a medical intake form with you before we even lay a hand on you. I recommend going to a legitimate Spa, doesn’t have to be bougie either so don’t be intimidated. As an LMT I can understand how your first massage can be a little uncomfortable. Good therapists will take care of you. 😊
Hey Joe, you’re totally wasted. You were made for stand up comedy, your delivery is bang on, I was crying with laughter. Many big time comedians made telling true stories reflecting everyday life. You’ve got that gift bud, use it. “Cool the Balls”👍👍🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I believe the arm behind the back thing is to get to different muscles more easily. It's pretty normal to have at least a good part of your butt massaged. That being said they usually ask you about past massages and make you fill out forms at the beginning. Also they should start by rubbing the muscles to loosen them and not just go straight to death punches. Those were probably hot stones or something similar. I don't know how it works in the USA but here there is a certification that some of them get and basically insurance covers massages only by people with that certification. My point is they have to be more trained or whatever so even if you don't have insurance that covers massages it could be worth it to check certifications so hopefully they're less terrifying
i don't think i've laughed this much in a while
You've definitely just been insulted by a person named Duck Duck..I'm laughing way to hard at this video n insult 😂😂😂😂
haha me too omg
Legit same
Shalini Ambady same!!!!
lol
This was legit the funniest video i have ever watched on TH-cam
me after watching every video joe posts
nazyy you haven’t watched many videos
someone needs to animate this😂
Lexi Velarde yeah😂😂😂
let me explain studios, PLEASE ANIMATE THIS
Omg that would be amazing
Lexi Velarde ig?
@ SwooZie where you at man? 😂
The people on the street saw you and thought, “Coco is not in today.”
BAHAHAHAAH!!
You made my stomach hurt ! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Joe, have you ever considered doing stand-up comedy? I don't know how well you do with crowds but your story telling makes me cry of laughter, and I'd for sure pay to see you up on a stage
me too hahaha
I have that same thought every time I watch his videos! He would be so good at standup😂
yes, I am in tears right now
He’s not funny.
I was just thinking this. I have been watching him for a while
You know it's good when Joe starts out with "Boy do I have a story to tell you"
As a Massage Therapist myself, you should have let the front desk know this was your first time and would like to know what type of massage he recommends for back pain. Also, there are some creepy things going on in the Massage place, she is never suppose to move your clothing without permission and you are suppose to be laying down with a towel/sheet over you before she comes in. Shiatsu massage is not a good idea for a first massage, they should have given you options not just say Medium or Hard. WTF?
I hope you at least felt better afterwards!
I hope Joe understood wat u said as that is very helpful 👍
Solange Santos that’s interesting shit, lol
Yeah I was confused as well because they never touch your clothes without your permission and they always explain what they are doing and stuff... This story he told was definitely creepy because I have went to get massages many times over the past three years and non of this really happened to me...
Solange Santos I am also a massage therapist and I loved this comment and agree whole heartedly.
I'm also a Licensed Massage Therapist & I love his interpretation LOL I agree with other comments... He should try again maybe at a well known place, that has a more thorough intake process 😄 AND MOST IMPORTANT... ALWAYS BE HONEST WITH THE THERAPIST! If it's uncomfortable, SAY SO! Pretty hilarious though! 😂
This video just never fails to make me cry laughing
You know it is gonna be amazing when it is an "experience" video
This sounds like karma for that one vine where you woke Keith up by screaming “PUNCH ME IN THE ASS”... maybe she saw that vine, Joe
Romy M lmao!!!!! 😂😂😂😂
😂
Romy M 😂😂😂😂
Omg 😂
This is must be the most vindictive comment i've ever seen. But funny 😂
I literally go for massages once a week and this all sounds super normal to me.
It actually sounds good lmao
Ben Blue is
Ben Blue Jesus fuck once a week relax
Overkill?
Dylan Galgano well he definitely IS relaxed hahaha
Ass punching, hand punching and climbing on the table??😂😂 i have never experienced such a massage lol
I honestly think your brother tricked you in going to this place for a laugh.
Yep. I think so too.
His brothers are funny
No,they know where they're going, these places r not a secret men know whats going on😇
Yeah, I was thinking he was getting PUNK'D!!! His brother: "So how was Coco, BRO??"...🤣😂
White has never looked so good
Agreed.
Is that a cum joke?
Yeaaass girl.
U want his D
is that a race thing or a outfit thing
Anyone else think his brother set this up. Like his brother went in first, told them that if a guy comes in and says he is looking for Coco just to give him the weirdest massage possible.
Tim Evans Maybe Keith is secretly a masochist.
Aretz19 that's exactly what I was thinking I'm like didn't your brother say to go there when you came back you didn't ask him if that was a normal lmao
Aretz19
Maybe it was his sister.
hahaha you should tell us more on your experiences they're hilarious
Keith would definitely set him up
I feel like this was a set up tho whichever brother has gone in and set up this code word "coco" and been like you'll know the guy when he asks for coco just get your strongest woman to beat the shît out of him thanks
LunaWolf98 💀💀💀
😂😂😂
Hahahhaha hahahahaha u made my day
LunaWolf98 lol thats amazing
it must have been thomas
Someone needs to ask Joe if he ever went back. Nearly died laughing at this.
oh!! He,ll be back !!!
Joe looks so attractive here wtf, I feel offended
jazmiiin xx wym he's always been hot
jazmiiin xx its probably the combination of the hoodie and the cap.
Deborah V its totally the hoodie and the hat
He's always been attractive, esp with that smile of his. 😍😋
jazmiiin xx samee
I wish I could’ve seen Keith’s reaction to this story. Holy shit I’m crying.
"Tip?! HERE'S YOUR TIP: Cool down the balls, 'cause my back's on fire!" I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!
SAME AHHA
I still get happy every time I start this and he begins with “boy do I have a story for you!”
The Brooklyn accent comes out at "COOL DOWN THE BAWLS!" hahah
hes from queens...
@@jacks.4005 Brooklyn and Queens are both in New York aren't they? 😅
Both in NY, but different accents that only we can hear 😆
@@peepinstreil1 Ohhh rightttt, kk😅
If this lady is supposedly better than Coco, then wtf kinda weird shit does Coco do?!
WhisperingFantasies literally thinking the same thing!!!! Lmao!!
WhisperingFantasies This lady is better than Coco because she punches but doesn't spit. Coco is a spitter.
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahah
A young teenage girl yelling. “AaaahhhhaaaaaaaaAAAAAhhhhhhhaaaaaa
asian teen girl lmao
*yells continues*
just a random guy lmfaoooo
I can’t.
"I just thought she was going to spit on me!" LOL 😂😂😂
"Im gettin ass punched by this lady" 😂😂😂
I needed this laugh This video was too funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
PUNCHING MY PALMS 😆💀
Kaitlin Kal Lee nchcjvjc pcc
Lol
I have come faster than time itself, when Joe uploads well everything to me disappears.
Tim Evans Both of course.
Awww man!! 😂😂 I lost my shit after he said “here’s your tip!” Lol 😂 couldn’t control my laughter!!
I can just imagine you laying down and a lady punching tf out of your ass😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Luxurykittie why can you imagine that?
i cried of laughter from this
NO u did not stop lying
Nathalie D lmaoooooo
I know you are probably joking, but I have worked in the industry for a long time. 1. Undress to your comfort level. 2. There should be a door. 3. You should be asked light and relaxing or deep tissue. 4. You should also fill out some sort of medical release form. 5. Stretching is normal, but you shouldn’t be in pain. 6. Always be open and honest with your therapist if you are in pain your body needs them to slow down.
Lindsey Chidester ^^^^^^^THIS^^^^^^
Lindsey Chidester Why would he be joking.
Wtf did I just watch sometimes youtubers exaggerate the story for a few laughs and it may not have been as horrible is all I was saying, but 100% none of that stuff should have gone on the way it did.
Do you know of any good places in NYC like this by any chance? ☺️☺️ I️d love to have a good experience
Joselyne Pena I am not from the area, but I found this article www.timeout.com/newyork/health-beauty/best-affordable-spa-treatments-in-nyc I would look up reviews for the best massage studios. If there is an elements Massage in the area I would try to find out about them. Be picky on the phone call and let them know exactly what you’re looking for. Maybe even plan a couple weeks in advance to ensure you are getting the best therapist possible. If you hate the Massage stop it you don’t have to sit through a whole Massage if you are not happy or comfortable. Make sure they find the best person for you! And always keep an open line of communication with your Massage therapist. Chances are they can usually use more pressure or less pressure.
This guy needs to be a stand-up comedian cuz he is hilarious,
6:57 "COOL DOWN THE BALLS"
DragonBeast04 his Italian side came out there
😂😂😂😭😭
I’ve been a massage therapist for 15 years. You got a shiatsu massage and asked for deep! Lol! Don’t ever do that again! Super funny!!
Heather Tucker Haha would you have done him like this woman did?
Tavon Fenwick beginner as in someone whose never had a massage? Cause my first massage was similar to his but it wasn't shiatsu. I'm not a small guy so the guy I had was not gentle and really worked out my knots.
Well RMTS aren't supposed to massage the butt without consent
i guarantee you make your bf or friend with benefits or husband very happy .. i just know it :) xo
Damn joe looking sexier than usual
Prolly why she was so interested in his ass
Busting nuts will do that to you.
I know right
LILIAN MARIE why j-just why what sane person would say that
Kamikaze Kyre all of you guys deserve a smack by god himself
Dude, you're like the funniest TH-camr I've seen in years. Thanks for being awesome!! Keep it up!
As someone that graduated from massage therapy school 9 years ago this story horrifies me. 1. Masseuse is not what a true therapist would ever want to be called. 2. You never go beyond clothing boundaries. Such as your underwear, you dont touch them or move them. 3. The arm behind the back is to help pop up the scapula to get a better massage. Easier and more comfortable than going through the armpit. 4. You NEVER get on the table with the client. Ever. 5. No ceiling and curtains only? Sounds like clinic in class... not a legit massage place (parlour also not a good word to use). 6. Medium or hard???? The correct term would be deep. And where was the S.O.A.P. notes discussion???
I would go again, but to an actual legitimate spa or medical therapy institute.
It is soooo difficult to overcome stigmas associated with massage when stories like this come out. There is a reason true therpists want to change the professional name to myofascial bodyworker.
Jesse's Girl 09 thank you!!!! Said everything I was going to say. I’m terrified that with his size of audience it’s going to make way more people afraid of massage or continue using incorrect terms.
Jesse's Girl 09 I still love massages. I am so excited for my next one. Everyone should know Joe is silly :)
I think if Joe would have heard the Term "Deep" he would have literally turn around like ALRIGHT NEVERMIND!!!
THIIIIISSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
on point with this! I've only been licensed for a year now and I refer to myself as a bodyworker or just plain ol' therapist. I've had to teach so many people why I hate being called a masseuse (ugh pains me to even type it)
Lmao the only youtubers left that actually makes me laugh. Thanks for the upload! Looking forward to getting my shirt and hat from you in the mail!
“I said hard cause I didn’t want to look like a little bitch” 😂
Holy bajesus you are fucking wearing the shit out of that hat and sweatshirt 😏
“SHING” I’m dead omg I’ve watched this so many times I’ve pretty much memorised this story ndjdnicniensijsns
"She put my arm behind my back. I was about to tap out" 😂😂😂
But how does your back feel? 😂😂😂
Curtain opens again ..head down omg😂
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how tf is that funny, dumb ass
duck duck don’t insult her, idiot
duck duck
Who calls themselves duck duck?
Joanna Stevens haha. Duck duck 🦆
“She started massaging the shit out of my ass”
I'm seeing a big nasty mess.The shit is out'a his ass?
Unapologetically Sassy like when the two spiderman slap each other's ass
As a person who is licensed as a massage therapist, this was really hard to listen to. Some points I kinda laughed because of your description, but a deep tissue should NEVER be painful. EVER! On the scale of 1-10 (1 being not enough pressure, 10 being "get the fuck off me!" painful) you should be a 7 which is the "hurts so good". Everyones 7 is different. I seriously can not tell you how many stories like this one I hear on the regular when working with my clients. Hot stones should never be placed on the body if they are that hot. Never be afraid to speak up and say "Hey, that's a little to much pressure, the stones are too hot" or just ask what it is they are doing. I'm so so sorry you had such a shitty experience, Joe. Seriously.
^^^THIS^^^
Have you ever had someone call hot stones “balls”? Cause I’ve gotten a ton of massages and I’ve never heard anyone call them that.
Derby Mods it really depends on the place, but I’ve never heard them as “balls”. They do have some that are spherical in shape, but it’s usually “I think I signed up for the hot rocks today?”
Luna Firefly I'm a CMT too! I laughed the whole time, mostly because it's just Joe. 😂 I wonder what she was using on his back...had to have been stones?
Sabrina Gates true! Mostly cringe/laugh! I’m really hoping they were stones 😂
I fucking love Joe’s videos 😂😂😂
Whoa okay ^^
When ever I have a shitty day I can watch this video and I can get in a completely better mood !! Thanks Joe!!❤
Wait, the real question is, did it it resolve your back pain? 😂
yeah he didn't answer that did he?
Yarelys Encarnacion Seems like it made it worse. He left there with his back in excruciating pain from the fire balls.
He was so sore everywhere else, he completely FORGOT he had back pain!!! Yep, it did the trick!!!....LMAO.
Fuck it I'll just take an Aleve.
Brandon Henry HE HAD A TERRIBLE EXPERIENCE BCUS HE WAS A CHEAP SKATE AND DIDN'T GO TO AN UPSCALE SPA WHERE THEY HAVE PROFESSIONAL EXPERIENCED THERAPISTS !!! U GET WHAT U PAY FOR CHEAP SKATE!!!!! Do your homework and yelp upscale spas! Then go on Groupon looking for that place if u can't afford it. There's ways to get a GREAT massage from a professional. What he said is horrible bcus he went to a $35 joint with unlicensed undocumented refs
sassygirl he was recommended that place he just went with what his friend said and recommended since he had never had one.
sassygirl just calm down damn it was an recommendation
Elaine Davis thank you.
sassygirl He never stated he had a horrible experience. He said Her way of massaging his body felt great.
But did your back get better tho?
I’ve watched this video like 15 times over the past couple years and it still makes me laugh😂😂
My sister is a massage therapist so I know a bit about the whole massaging experience. From what you described, that place is definitely not providing a legitimate professional service. Pulling down your underwear and massaging your ass is not ethical and is considered a sexual act which isn't allowed by law in a massage spa. These fake massage places could also seriously damage your body if the masseuse is not expertly trained. I would suggest not going there again lol.
Elkin Shiner yes, exactly. You have to ASK before even doing anything like that to a client. Before they even get on the table, you ask if they want their glutes massaged or not. And if they say yes, you explain it. If not, you tell them they can leave their undies on if they'd like.
That's what i was thinking. I've been massaged by licensed massage therapist (many of my friends are) and THAT did not sound like massage. I know massage can sometimes be slightly painful depending on what's going on with the muscles but damn...punching? Seriously? And any time I've been massaged I go naked but they are respectful of privacy and your comfort - you have a sheet and what not.
As an LMT I can definitely say never go there again. And anywhere that asks "do you want medium or hard?" leave. That was the sign for me that this was going to be interesting. It also sounds like she attempted to give a Thai or Shiatsu massage and failed. Sounds like they didn't even know what they were trying sell.
Elkin Shiner it’s ethical if you ask permission.
Mindy Martindale It doesn't matter because the masseuse didn't ask for permission anyway...
Wow Joe that was the funniest video yet. Please do live stand up!!! Love from Toronto!!
olya krioulina Toronto boy here too! Awesome!
They were hot stones Joe, lmfao...but yeah that's rough 😂😂😂
Nadia Mohamed I don’t know why but seeing you comment on Joe’s videos makes me feel like I’ve run into an old friend at the mall! 🤷🏽♀️😂 Hi Nadia! *waves*
Shienara lol hello there! I don't comment much on other channels, but I couldn't stop picturing Joe getting splinters with this lady using "wood" balls 😂 I've had hot stones before so I knew what he was talking about immediately.
Just spending my Friday night watching some of your old videos. I laughed so hard at this one!! Especially the sound effect of her opening the curtain hahaha!!!
'The lady is testing her physical strenght cause she wanna be a wristling champion of the world.' Like Gov. Arnold, her stepping stone as a masseuse😆😆.
fun-with-nickline WHAT THE *FUCK* IS WRISTLING
Story time with joe, I need more of these 😂
Everyone needs it
They aint balls, Joe.. STONES GOD DAMN IT.
😂😂 I'm just confused how they gave him a hot stone massage without him knowing he was paying for it, they usually ask or say it's included
I love how there was an add for massage on this video at last for me
And joe “cool down the balls” you sounded like an older Italian man
As a Massage Therapist, I have answers.
1) level of undress is completely up to the client. We don’t care either way.
2) super weird that there’s no doors..
3) it’s not common practice to immediately start beating the shit out of you.
4) you can always tell us what you’re uncomfortable getting worked on.
5) yes, putting your arm behind your back is normal. I use it in my technique depending on needs of who’s on my table.
6) punching is bad technique. That’s odd.
7) no Therapist should just bounce out of the room unannounced.
8) you can always ask questions.
9) we have griddles or towel warmers to heat stones (which I assume they were)
10) god, this lady is terrible
11) punching people is not part of the normal Massage experience.
This was highly entertaining, and I hope you decide to give it another shot, somewhere else.
I’m crying!!! I am in love with this guy!!
I was a massage therapist for 5 years...you got ripped the fuck off.
Russell I’m a massage therapist and I can’t believe that woman even has a job
Russell lol it’s just a different style of massaging. It’s called shiatsu. Calm down.
SallyWen actually shiatsu should be relaxing not like you’re being abused
brittnee hawk yeah he did say it felt good expecting the ass part. He’s just not used to it. And he asked for “hard” lol
Im gonna be this person and just tell you to take several seats because I am trained in shiatsu and....no that is not shiatsu...period. But thanks for playing.
This is one of my favorite videos from you. I laughed so hard I cried. Thank you so much for the laughs and being so real about the topics you discuss.
Same
JOE U LOOK SO HOT IN THIS VIDEO
Joe in white👅👅👅👅👅
The thirst is real
But what else is new
destiny roberts right with ya 😜😜
His voice should be on gps
Just wondering if the brother was Thomas or keith😂
Devin Joelle probably Thomas as I’m sure he’s more apt to get massages given that he was an athlete, but the hilarity of the story makes me wish it was Keith because he’s the kind of psycho that would think this is all great.
Keith would see him up to get a weird massage, but this honestly sounds normal
Devin Joelle definitely Keith !
Devin Joelle most likely Keith he likes that weird shit 😂
I'm thinking Keith cause I remember he's been through a lot of physical therapy, but maybe it was Thomas because he is an athlete
Why did you remove the video from this week?
This is the best, funniest description of a hard massage ever! Several years ago my husband treated me to a massage for my birthday. The lady started off very nice, but then rubbed so hard I was ready to scream. I walked out of her room in much more pain than I ever had before! Only mild massages for me from now on!
Maybe a lady has a UFC history career or something whatever.💪💪
here's a tip for all first time massage receivers: don't go to a random massage parlor ok? google massage therapists in my area or RMT's near me. they are licenced and trained and won't give you any funny business. they are more professional and know how to target specific areas of concern. basically they know what they're doing. you won't have to worry about any weirdness.
That lady was so lucky 😭😂 lol this video was hilarious
Here in 2020..... that “trance music” imitation sounds suspiciously like the spirit calling song thing from frozen 2
Funniest one yet, my dude! "TIP!?! Here's ya tip!" LOL
I have never laughed harder
I've never laughed so hard in my entire life man!!! That was a funny ass story the way you told it. LMAO
Hilarious! I’ve never had a massage and never wanted one, and this will definitely keep me out of spa or parlor, for sure. The content and delivery are perfect here. Thanks for the laughs.
Lol I was waiting for it to get weird after seeing the title
I’ve watched this video 4 times already...I’m still laughing just as hard as the first time
*shating*
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Damn every time he says “ and then / out of nowhere / suddenly etc i am just here waiting for the sexual part to come up 😂😂😂
I relate so much to this story I cried laughing. The walk of shame afterwards is hilarious. I would hear people talking in a different language say "she looks like she just escaped a one night stand."
I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!! Poor joe!! 😂😂
dreabrenes15 ikr
I mean..you wanted it rough 😂
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This is one of your best videos!!
Gonna cancel my massage appointment
If you have an appointment with a Licensed Massage Therapist at a national chain (like Elements Massage, Massage Envy, or Hand and Stone), you are completely fine (I worked at a national chain for over 3 years, you DEFINITELY want to go corporate with massage). I'll copy and paste what I said on another comment here:
1) When you first go in, the receptionist should ask you a few questions - "Is this your first massage?" They will then have you fill out some information regarding your health history, medications, injuries, etc. "What pressure level would you like?" If you do need deep muscle work, ask for a "Swedish Massage." You should NOT get the experience that Joe got. An experienced LMT will not immediate dig into you - they will slowly work through your tissue and muscle layers until your body is ready to have your deep muscles worked. The receptionist will then ask for your gender preference for therapist, if you have one.
2) The therapist should always take you back to the room, have a consultation before the massage on areas to work on, techniques, preferred equipment use, and other expectations going in to the massage. They will then inform you that you may dress down to YOUR comfort level. When they re-enter the room, the should knock first.
3) Your communication with the therapist is KEY. Nothing in a massage should be excruciating. There should only be mild discomfort from tight muscles being stretched and lactic acid build-up being released. If ANYTHING makes you uncomfortable during the massage (equipment too hot, pressure level too high, a particular technique hurts you), you MUST inform the therapist so that they may adjust their techniques to make you feel more comfortable. While massage is not (necessarily) all about relaxation (although it can be), you should be comfortable during the massage.
4) A trained LMT will communicate with you through the WHOLE massage, letting you know of any changes in technique or movements that require your cooperation, and a REALLY good therapist will even tell you WHY they are doing what they are doing (for instance, the arm behind the back maneuver is designed to stretch out the muscles of the shoulder, as well as lift the shoulderblade and expose the deep muscles underneath the shoulderblade, for easier access for the LMT).
I urge you to try out a massage. It could change your life for the better. For your first time, DEFINITELY go with a national chain. Maddie had mentioned Massage Envy and Hand and Stone, which are good options. If you have an Elements Massage (sometimes called Elements Therapeutic Massage) in your area, I can highly recommend them, as well. Those are three of the major chains that you are going to find that are highly regulated and will almost guarantee a successful first massage experience.
TL;DR - Massage is great! Make an appointment with your local Elements Massage, Massage Envy, or Hand and Stone location today!
It doesnt need to be a national chain! There are plenty of legitimate small practice LMTs. Get their licensing info if youre worried and look them up. Their license is public record. And remember you can end the session at any time if youre uncomfortable!
JayDaPeace I came her to say the same things. I agree with everything you said, aside from the need to go corporate for massage. While it's true going to a private massage therapist takes a little more research, after that there's not much difference. They're regulated by the same laws as a national massage chain. That being said, for a FIRST massage yes, I recommend a chain as well. It's just easier to get used to the massage atmosphere and what you should be expecting from a massage therapist for your first ever massage. Cheers!
That hoodie is dope anyone know where he got it?
george kalos probably wallmart
Random Bangtan I’m from Canada Walmart’s pretty trash here 😂 . No guns 😢
Prestige, I was joking , sorry if I offended you or him in somway .
Probably can find it pretty easily, just type in "white hoodie" on amazon or something
george kalos But its just a white hoodie
Coz you have chosen HARD, ofcourse they will unchain the wild beast masseuse they keeping in the basement 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣✌
Gotta love old school Joe. 12.23.20 Merry Christmas 🎅
Licensed Massage Therapists will go over a medical intake form with you before we even lay a hand on you.
I recommend going to a legitimate Spa, doesn’t have to be bougie either so don’t be intimidated.
As an LMT I can understand how your first massage can be a little uncomfortable. Good therapists will take care of you. 😊
Wtf happened to the "speak out" video? I went to watch it after work and it's gone?
I've seen this so long ago, watch again now, and OMG. I haven't laughed so hard.😂😂😂😂
Your description is frickin' hilarious! Not that I'm into hearing about your pain, but I was genuinely entertained. Thanks!
“Exposed the cheeks” YEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
I would have loved to been a fly on the wall for this. Would have been hilarious.
I haven't laughed this much in forever
It's been over two years and I still return to this video each time I want a good laugh.
Lmao, ah yeah I wouldn't go back their, I am a licensed massage therapist and I've never ass punched anyone lol... Luv your videos, your are hilarious
But can you honestly say you wouldn't ass-punch Joe?
Who else feels uncomfortable getting a massage from a stranger
i mean if its a sexy ass girl she can touch me all she want ol
AliHD haha
AzN Jerald it would be awkward at some point
Black Rose And some point is no point for me
ME! I hate it. I basically only let my husband do it,
Merry Christmas joe SANTAgato
Hey Joe, you’re totally wasted. You were made for stand up comedy, your delivery is bang on, I was crying with laughter. Many big time comedians made telling true stories reflecting everyday life. You’ve got that gift bud, use it. “Cool the Balls”👍👍🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I believe the arm behind the back thing is to get to different muscles more easily. It's pretty normal to have at least a good part of your butt massaged. That being said they usually ask you about past massages and make you fill out forms at the beginning. Also they should start by rubbing the muscles to loosen them and not just go straight to death punches. Those were probably hot stones or something similar. I don't know how it works in the USA but here there is a certification that some of them get and basically insurance covers massages only by people with that certification. My point is they have to be more trained or whatever so even if you don't have insurance that covers massages it could be worth it to check certifications so hopefully they're less terrifying
keyarra pb Correct. Here in the US, we have Registered Massage Therapists (RMTs), and the level up, Licensed Massage Therapists (LMTs).