Limmy, I must have watched this one 100 times since you've posted it. It always cracks me up, especially when you break! Thanks, mate! Much love from Portland, Oregon!
@@TheSaladin777 true but by that point, the guy taking the piss is the weirder one because he walked right next to a guy and proceeded to piss in silence for over 5 minutes haha
Shame Limmy, yer telling prominent folk stories as improv. Can we officially file a motion to Cancel Limmy. I’m submitting a formal cancellation request
Interesting to see a Sassenach's transcription. I'm happy with "ees", although I would dispute the other two: +most people shorten "like" to "lit," but as it's a glottal stop I believe it should be li' +"Tha" may get confusing, as it's a common word in oor Gaelic (as in the phrase 𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘮𝘢𝘳 𝘢 𝘵𝘩𝘢 𝘴𝘪𝘣𝘩, "how are you doing?") which is in fact pronounced like "ha". I suggest "at" Putting it all together, we've got "ees li' at", and I'm beginning to understand why we're incomprehensible to everyone south of Newcastle
To be fair to craig if I saw any combination of genders pulling the face off each other in public I'd react similarly. I'd prob go a bit easier if it was two birds but it'd still be shameful
I like this new character "Craig!" Should use him more often.
Haha, totally, will cost Lim so much botox in the future but
He uses him all the time tho? Trololol
@@ots1634did you seriously use the trololol song 2 months before 2024
My feed is full of pictures of limmy gurning.
Love these when Limmy cracks up. Sets me off too
@P A hentie
@Pedro Abreu which makes it all the more valuable
he laughs like a real man
Limmy, I must have watched this one 100 times since you've posted it. It always cracks me up, especially when you break! Thanks, mate! Much love from Portland, Oregon!
Imagine going for a piss and someone looking at you like that 3:25
Better than at 6:30
@@TheSaladin777 true but by that point, the guy taking the piss is the weirder one because he walked right next to a guy and proceeded to piss in silence for over 5 minutes haha
"Craig's a scumbag...Right?" I couldn't help but laugh with him.
Hes right
Craig's been through some
the way he says turnt at the end kills me
Blew my mind when Craig wasn’t the endless pisser
spoiler
Booooo spoilers
@@cameronphin7028 you really claiming spoilers on A 2 yr old vid
@@drakesteak doesn't help that on mobile this is the only previewed comment if the vid isn't fullscreen
@@shnooel3952 oh yeah that’s a shame
"there's a guy called craig" - the beginning of every limmy's story
Idk. I think it's just a coincidence. I'm always at the edge of my seat when the name's about to be revealed
Too many times have I used the urinal at work and thought of this story and started smiling at my dick like a psycho.
exactly how I discovered my sexuality
A lot of crazy stuff seems to happen to craig
This isn't improv, my Grandad told me this exact story over Christmas dinner.
Stay tuned folks, this could get interesting...
It was me that told yer grandad
Shame Limmy, yer telling prominent folk stories as improv. Can we officially file a motion to Cancel Limmy. I’m submitting a formal cancellation request
2:22 me walkin past yer grandad
@@rentalsnake6542 n u t
I watch this video at least once a week. It never fails to crack me up. Thank you so much Limmy!
1:05 spitting image of thom yorke (not the voice haha)
thought i was the only one that thought they 2 are identical
rewatching this one, forgot everything about it and took a huge swig of my drink exactly at 1:34
nearly killed my laptop
TH-cam's automatic captioning is having a fucking field day trying to decipher Craig's patter
He has a beautiful honest smile.
laughter really is contagious
Limmy’s laugh always makes my day 10 time’s better. Thanks Limmy. ❤️
"ees lie tha'"
Interesting to see a Sassenach's transcription. I'm happy with "ees", although I would dispute the other two:
+most people shorten "like" to "lit," but as it's a glottal stop I believe it should be li'
+"Tha" may get confusing, as it's a common word in oor Gaelic (as in the phrase 𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘮𝘢𝘳 𝘢 𝘵𝘩𝘢 𝘴𝘪𝘣𝘩, "how are you doing?") which is in fact pronounced like "ha". I suggest "at"
Putting it all together, we've got "ees li' at", and I'm beginning to understand why we're incomprehensible to everyone south of Newcastle
@@a.i.l1074 I was just writing it phonetically . But thank you for your dissertation
It's "litaht"
How long are ye ganna be pishin' fo- :-O
Can't believe I've only just watched this, I'm in bits
Man ive been having a hard time of it lately
Never seen Limmy start cracking up before lol
You should check out his bank robber improv story. He loses it in that haha
You should see the classic roast chicken improv
ya dad eckied like...
@@metroidzeek you wanna be a hero hen
The delivery on "Thats Between him and Graig, Behind close doors" is the hardest i have ever laughed.
"Skateboards past 'em lika at.." Dead xD
you know it's gonna be good when i start laughing before i've even clicked play
Limmy is an expert at finding the highly improbable but definitely possible
Anyone else imagine this took place in The Crystal Palace?
Nathan Moore do you mean Selhurst
No one calls it ''the crystal palace''. Just crystal palace or palace
I'm not a regular. I guess out of respect for the football club of the same name, it's just as well I use the full title.
I love when you crack yourself up 😂😂😂
Ah the golden era of the improv stories 🥲
"An just like that , He turned " The end. 🤣🤣
Needed a pish after this
Oh god limmy that was genius
Craig has '55' tattooed on him.
Killed me, one of my favourites
just lit ah, turnt
Er du fra Norden og?
Still the best improv out of the lot
Nearly pishd masel with that walk.. fkn hell dude 😂🙊👍
This story almost killed me. 😂
"Craigs a scumbag" 😂😂😂
1:10 Thom Yorke moment
Craigs gonna be getting a beast of a lemon splashing.
There could be wanes in here man 😂
But there aren't
*wains
Weans*
Wee un's?
John Waynes.
that happened to my buddy craig
"Craig cannae do a pesh"
Craig goes on craigslist .
This Craig has led a hell of a life
Craig?? Thats a new one ! 😂
Not a scumbag.
Reads the video title: "Improv Story: Endless Pee".
Clicks on it.
Question is, why did Craig stick around so long to even witness this man peeing for minutes? The ending answers the question, doesn't it?
Which language/accent is this?
Although i dont understand the half of what he is saying but his mimic tells the story his laugh is contagiously!
Scottish/ Glaswegian
craig supports rangers
There's always one celtic fan trying to get the morale high ground. Your inferiority complex is going to hold you back
Aye u can tell cz he dizny like the wanes unlike yous
Here we here we here we fuckinh goooo
Wis a belter tbf
"pehshin"
What is switch
Ooh if microphones could talk
Av got that glass
man like Craig
5 star google review at the Yoker public toilets…
TURNT
I thought you didn’t drink? Fucking funny anyway
6:21 😂
Unintentional asmr
i didn't get it
My brother used to play limmy on Xbox bit limmy you've done yer but in your too fkn funny 🤣💯✌️
Thank you Brian
a crack heed sharing his life story marvelous
This happened to me
lol, cracked me up!
I love you limmy
noo THATS quality. THATS quality 2:10
I've had one of those
Is Limmy drinking beers again? No big deal just curious...
Alchohol free beerz
47
Ats Class mate lol
🤣🤣🤣
Vermin 4 LIFE
Limmy was so scared making up this story 😂
oi oiiiiiiiiiii
Cheers Bri
wan unlike,bet it wiz Lynn.
luv u bb
Microphone way too sensitive I don’t want to hear his saliva in his mouth, GROSS
I don’t like these older ones where he’s whispering
Stopped listening at ''two guys kissing''.
To be fair to craig if I saw any combination of genders pulling the face off each other in public I'd react similarly. I'd prob go a bit easier if it was two birds but it'd still be shameful
@Withnail I didn't say kissing, I said pulling the face off each other in public.
sorry but it wasnt funny at all.