Mass Effect Elcor Romance

[@rachymn7883]

so imagine before the collector base mission.
Thane: "iam afraid and it shames me"
Elcor Siha: "Exploiting your sadness: be alive with me tonight. " in monotone

[@numgun]

RIP Thane, crushed by an Elcor is not a pretty way to go.

[@LazerZlorkipzIV]

Seductive statement: Be alive with me tonight.

[@geert574]

"I'm ashamed"....no shit, Thane

[@heatran1919]

Look at this. Romancing an Elcor. Heavy risk... Very... Heavy risk. So heavy... OHGOD,

[@sovereign3351]

But the priiiize 😏

[@DeusExAngelo]

No amount of meditation or prepare could ready Thane for suffocating spooning that he would endure then and there.

[@rachymn7883]

kkkkkkkk, lol you just killed me, poor thane

[@SlashRaven008]

The body is that of a male drell. Cause of death; suffocation by elcor cuddles.

[@DarkTenka]

ELCOR DEMAND SNOO SNOO!!!

[@lollerfisk]

Um, Miranda? Might want to boot up the Lazarus Project again. I think we goofed.

[@captainunload]

Elcor sitting on Thane's lap...

[@whatewer23]

Outbursts of extacy: yes yes oh god yes.

[@BackdoorBox]

oh god
oh god an elcor with shepard's movement animations
oh god i am laughing so hard

[@umbrella12]

Sheppard: have few minutes to talk
Thane: of course sh..HOLY FUCK WTF

[@indigothecat]

I also love how Shepard is speaking through what sounds like a communicating radio as well. XD

[@lnv77777]

I love how Thane has to look up at the elcor Shepard LOL!
Keep making these, they're fucking hilarious XD

[@FlakonFraggs]

*Walks into room with sexy attire and sees Elcor*
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

[@Blashbuck]

Shepard: you still haven't told me what siha means.
Batman: it's spanish...for witch

[@planerxxl]

i didn't know the Elcors used to walk like that

[@SNKNeoGeoFan]

"Sir you are choking me,"

[@HelenaMariaLogos]

thane, be alive with me tonight... NOM-NOM-NOM!

[@_MaZTeR_]

Heavy risk, but the priiiize

[@universalvision4782]

I believe in Elcor!
When you came along, you sexy thang (sexy thang you)...

[@Immagonko]

PLEASE, MAKE A GAMEPLAY WITH THIS ELCOR MOD, I BEG YOU

[@fryfry377]

thanks for turning on the music xD

[@Tobbs96]

Seksy Shelcor is seksy.

[@terentaitom]

oh god, what is happening?

[@jalkor87]

Hot

[@pompernickels]

access to the dentist commission because i didnt know what to do YEAH

[@commandomorris5843]

agsii1 has returned!

[@Numdenu]

0:18 Closed captioning: "whitaker was killed"
Now Shepard can't deliver the cola to blow up the truck. D:

[@Numdenu]

@kninja41 Unless they blow up the truck themselves....
Heavy risk.

[@superscaryguy01]

Huh. That was pretty friggin' weird.

[@threadspool]

0:56 Transcribe audio.

[@TallmanMike]

0:06 "I'm bored of you bullshit, time to die."

[@carloscortadiable]

Holy shit

[@a.s.raiyan2003-4]

I'm just gonna say that Thane has strong legs. That is all. I should go

[@dagon940]

You really hate thane dont hate ?