One day in my home, I was lounging around~ When a hole so massive burst forth from the ground~ And out came a man with hair full of dread~ Who strode right up to me, and so hyper, said~ WE PLAYIN BASH~ Let's play the Monster Bash~ THE MONSTAR BASH This game just will not crash~ THE FUKKIN BASH~ It's time to button mash~ WE DO THE BASH~ We bout to go and smash~ WOOLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE~ WOOLIE-WOOOOOOOOOOO~
When I was a kid, I could never get past this stupid dragon in a tunnel. I hucked every rock in the world at that thing and explored everything, but it never moved and killed you in one hit if you got too close.
_"Traumatic childhood experiences can most often explain an individual's intense Aversion to certain subjects later in life"_ Finally, we unlocked the Lore... Can't wait to hear the ones that explain the fascination with Unfinished Masonry and feline fertility
well technically by not doing the rest of the mine craft story mode they didn't break their" we finish our lets plays rule" cause they did finish episode one, but omikron...there is no escape from the SAD
Actually, it was massviely late. This was supposed to LP the game when it was first released, and it ws supposed to be uploaded on proto-TH-cam via cave wall paintings.
conspiring vultures? Don't you mean that the vultures are COLLABORATING AGAINST THEIR FELLOW ANIMALS WITH THE MONSTERS? "I LEARNED IF FROM YOU WOOLIE! WHEN YOU SOLD XCOM TO THE ALIENS FOR SUPER JUMPS!"
Jeedy Jay Yeah, I liked pretty much all the Apogee-published platformers. This, Commander Keen, Arctic Adventure, Cosmo's Cosmic Adventure... the original Duke Nukum platformer was one too, IIRC.
man, I love you guys. I used to play this game all the time as a kid. it came with my collection of shareware CDs. the only two games I ever got my parents to buy me back then, were Monster Bash and Halloween Harry. Good gaming guys!
+Dukester3456 Thick Yellow Blonde hair: Check. Love my mother: Check Yellow Jacket and Pants: Check Willing to abandon all morals just to accomplish my goals: Check Love sucking blood out of women and good at seducing them: . . .shit.
All you need to complete the package is to have an unhealthy alcohol problem stemming from deep-seeded aggression toward an abusive parent and an maddening drive to exterminate an entire family bloodline who constantly thwart your plans for human conquest and subjugation. That and green lipstick, you need that the most.
I remember the weird days of early PC gaming. Youd be surprised how much nightmarish imagery you can find in this era. Truly a wonderful time to be alive.
"See if you can find the programmers initials FM and GB on this level." Is it literally right there on the gravestones at the beginning? Truly the most secretly hidden content of all time.
This is that game I played as a kid that I always remember, but can never remember the name of. Thanks for playing it if nothing else so I can remember the goddamn title.
No. WHO is reserved for Unlucky Ted. Who is that? ....good question. All I can remember is that they LP'd Kaine:Gestalt, where the protagonist Kaine saves Yonah from the shadow lord, and she is totally not the worst person ever.
Dude, I played the shit out of this as well as Doom, Duke Nukem, Quake, etc. My cousin used to play a ton of doom but he wasn't allowed to watch ren and stimpy, lol.
This game composed about 40% of my childhood, so I got unreasonably mad when Woolie misheard the 1-up sound. I wanted to scream 'HE SAID EXCELLENT, YOU WITH YOUR TERRIBLE EARS' and I have no idea why I felt so strongly about an apogee platformer.
GUYS, there's still time to play Momodora: Reverie Under the Moonlight this month. It's a spooky metroidvania with lots of souls inspiration. Plus Kaho is just a super cutie!
One day in my home, I was lounging around~
When a hole so massive burst forth from the ground~
And out came a man with hair full of dread~
Who strode right up to me, and so hyper, said~
WE PLAYIN BASH~
Let's play the Monster Bash~
THE MONSTAR BASH
This game just will not crash~
THE FUKKIN BASH~
It's time to button mash~
WE DO THE BASH~
We bout to go and smash~
WOOLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE~
WOOLIE-WOOOOOOOOOOO~
You sir, deserve a pie as a reward.
...wait, I thought I put it over there..Oh goddammit.
Fucking lord, my sides! You win today, my friend.
The zambies were having fun
The sick hype had just begun
The guests included Angry Pat,
McMuscles, and his Cat
*Slow and sarcastic clapping of approval*
When I was a kid, I could never get past this stupid dragon in a tunnel. I hucked every rock in the world at that thing and explored everything, but it never moved and killed you in one hit if you got too close.
pssssst.... git gud.
You actually just crawl past it, I know these days.
you and me, plague. right now
_"Traumatic childhood experiences can most often explain an individual's intense Aversion to certain subjects later in life"_
Finally, we unlocked the Lore...
Can't wait to hear the ones that explain the fascination with Unfinished Masonry and feline fertility
Should've played Bio Menace like a real man.
I can just imagine, like, fucking Jontron going:
_"Is that a witch...with a rocket launcher..?"_
"10 outta 10. Best game. *_BEST_* game."
OnlyThePurpleFruitLoops JonTron is da bird.
CloakofAuron Da bird is Jontron.
Correction: Jaques is da bird.
the bird is the word
And so Anakin kneels before Monster Mash, and pledges his loyalty to the graveyard smash.
Somehow, I've come to respect Pat's dedication to his own laziness for just not showing up in videos sometimes.
Take you down to the sugar shack... buh-buy you a bread but nottoobig.
Sugar shack, are you sure you don't mean the Nut Shack?
How dare you bring that un-christian name into this house?
But it's... the.... Nutshack (x35)!
I thought you were gonna say cause you were electric, electric man.
Lookadat, put a hole right tru it. Das why you don' mess wit US!
Did anyone else notice that everyone in the cemetary lived to 122 years old? What a town of badasses
Providence and born on the same day
the hospital must have made bank
They say when you run out of child ammunition you become an adult.
Anything to avoid doing Omnicron.
The true shitstorm of scariness
They just keep putting off the inevitable...I don't think they'll ever do another LP like mine craft story mode tho
Soon.
well technically by not doing the rest of the mine craft story mode they didn't break their" we finish our lets plays rule" cause they did finish episode one, but omikron...there is no escape from the SAD
Its cos of shitstorm. Remember, shitstorm will end someday, but Omnikron not. The true ride never ends.
Hope looking at those hints didn't take away from their stock of monster rings.
No, it takes way 5 johny-es every time. They originally had 100 lives and could have gone for hours.
THE HYPEST ANCIENT PC SOUND EFFECTS ON TH-cam!
Even a platformer from prehistoric times is too complex for these jokers to play properly.
Ripley's Believe it or Not, Woolie. You know, the show that has your kitchen on it.
The true monster all along was the DOSBox.
I like how these episodes come off as Matt, Woolie, and Liam's shitstorm while the other one is Matt and Pat
Close to being on time, but still no cigar.
No Blazblue either.
We were the Blazblue all along
Grubbo
And then John was a weaboo.
baiken looked good. my condolences, guilty gear plebs
Actually, it was massviely late. This was supposed to LP the game when it was first released, and it ws supposed to be uploaded on proto-TH-cam via cave wall paintings.
...man, I'm so glad I'm a little baby Liam and was born after the age of these kinds of games.
Johnny Dash is such a Mary Sue name.
he probably does now
Worse, he does youtube video for a paycheck.
Worse, he does youtube videos for a paycheck.
liam once again shows how much of a baby he is by get scared 5 seconds into the intro
remember to handle your rare game with pizza
bloodangelxx i hope it doesn't get pizza in there
Truly a graveyard smash.
conspiring vultures? Don't you mean that the vultures are COLLABORATING AGAINST THEIR FELLOW ANIMALS WITH THE MONSTERS?
"I LEARNED IF FROM YOU WOOLIE! WHEN YOU SOLD XCOM TO THE ALIENS FOR SUPER JUMPS!"
This was such a charming era of PC gaming.
Jeedy Jay Yeah, I liked pretty much all the Apogee-published platformers. This, Commander Keen, Arctic Adventure, Cosmo's Cosmic Adventure... the original Duke Nukum platformer was one too, IIRC.
dont forget bio menace
Hot dog colored skin mullet man taking out scary mutants is the hypest shit.
And Cosmo with its crazy platforming
And his fucking name was Snake Logan.
skolkor *[guitar riff!]*
Brings me back to the days of Highlights for Kids and Slizers
Monster Bash: starring Johnny Dash!
More like why'd they call it this
man, I love you guys. I used to play this game all the time as a kid. it came with my collection of shareware CDs. the only two games I ever got my parents to buy me back then, were Monster Bash and Halloween Harry. Good gaming guys!
"So Anakin kneels before Monster Mash and pledges his loyalty to the graveyard smash"
-Plinkett
...and they still don't realize that hints use 5 magic rings!
Sooooooooo I totally thought Pat was here until I realized youtube had autoplayed the next video. Thanks YT Heroes!!
Delighted that they're scraping the early 90s PC barrel. Maybe Hugo's House of Horrors?
I have decided to go as DIO for Halloween.
Would like to see somebody pull that off
+Dukester3456
Thick Yellow Blonde hair: Check.
Love my mother: Check
Yellow Jacket and Pants: Check
Willing to abandon all morals just to accomplish my goals: Check
Love sucking blood out of women and good at seducing them: . . .shit.
All you need to complete the package is to have an unhealthy alcohol problem stemming from deep-seeded aggression toward an abusive parent and an maddening drive to exterminate an entire family bloodline who constantly thwart your plans for human conquest and subjugation. That and green lipstick, you need that the most.
is he going as Mara or DIO?
I really fucking love that you guys are exploring old PC games now
***** Omnikron set the stage
they had done SOME PC games before, but now we are getting more than ever
yahtzee19 better watch their backs.
Apogee rebranded to 3D Realms and gave us Duke Nukem. Thank god there's no Johnny Dash 3D.
DOS is truly the most scary of Spookstorms.
Pat didn't have a childhood.
WE DID!
This ground control to Omikron,
You finally broke the best friends. No koopy but still fighting demons in monster Bash!!
Hint costs 5 rocks.
Skeletons that bleed when you Cut them?
18:17 ... this laugh... ??
IS this... some knid of monster Genocide?
Skeletons are people too
Liam and Woolie - RUN MATT!
*Gets hit hesitating or stands still*
Gym class must have a rough time for young Matt.
Today's my birthday, and what gift would be best but a screwed schedule.
But seriously, love this channel and all u guys, that means u 2 fans
happy birthday man
+Richard Pace
Happy Birthday bruddah! I'll leave a few Al'bhed for you to bash, okay?
I remember the weird days of early PC gaming. Youd be surprised how much nightmarish imagery you can find in this era. Truly a wonderful time to be alive.
"See if you can find the programmers initials FM and GB on this level."
Is it literally right there on the gravestones at the beginning? Truly the most secretly hidden content of all time.
This is that game I played as a kid that I always remember, but can never remember the name of. Thanks for playing it if nothing else so I can remember the goddamn title.
That Xenomorph is holding a flower.
Talk about a game that takes you back, I remember playing this as a little kid
Holy shit, Monster Bash? Is this Spooky Nostalgia? Are you guys gonna play the original Doom!?
Once you manage to hack the pentagon to get to the menu screen thats when the fun begins.
Finally a scary game I can watch and that Liam can be a part of.
he did the bash.
he did the monster bash.
wow castlevania was rough when it first started
Yeah, NES graphics looked a bit rough back in 1986.
If there's one thing to take away from this, it's that Vincent Price was a bomb-ass MLG pro PC gamer.
4:52 NOOO!!! Don't use a hint, you don't wanna use up five Magic Rings do you?!?!
Time to kneel before Monster Mash and pledge allegiance to the Graveyard Smash.
Yo, get JonTron in on this shit. So Woolie can sploosh everywhere upon his arrival
I don't think JonTron watches Woolie .. b/c ....y'know ... that one reason
who? the actor or the REAL Jontron
Bart Lemming Joke's on JonTron. Woolie is of Puerto Rican descent.
Johnny Dash, Naw Man Give Us Lucky Ted!!
WHO!?
Tanner Matthews Who is this "Blazblue?"
No. WHO is reserved for Unlucky Ted.
Who is that? ....good question. All I can remember is that they LP'd Kaine:Gestalt, where the protagonist Kaine saves Yonah from the shadow lord, and she is totally not the worst person ever.
Apogee also made Boppin, which is one of the most surreal games I've ever seen, so I expect some top-quality madness from this
OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS GAME BUT MY MOM WOULDN'T LET ME PLAY IT BECAUSE BLOOD AND ZOMBIES.
Dabednego your mom was LAAAAAME
Freaking Dweebenheimer! If you love your Mom so much, why don't you marry her!?!
Because necrophilia is illegal in Minnesota.
She was pretty cool otherwise
Dude, I played the shit out of this as well as Doom, Duke Nukem, Quake, etc. My cousin used to play a ton of doom but he wasn't allowed to watch ren and stimpy, lol.
That Apogee logo is my childhood. MATH RESCUE!!
This game composed about 40% of my childhood, so I got unreasonably mad when Woolie misheard the 1-up sound. I wanted to scream 'HE SAID EXCELLENT, YOU WITH YOUR TERRIBLE EARS' and I have no idea why I felt so strongly about an apogee platformer.
Why does the music sound like timon and pumba's version of stand by me at certain parts?
Last time I saw this early, I was watching Jontron.
1993 computer games? Oh no, that is the koopys-est.
My uncle just died. Thanks for the laughs guys
Oh man, this hit me in the nostalgia.
Killer! I loved this game as a kid! I always zipped through this and Commander Keen. Keen was harder though x_x
Bio Menace was a good one too.
Oh man this one hits me right in the childhood!
Brain and eyes with shoes is the real hero
GUYS, there's still time to play Momodora: Reverie Under the Moonlight this month. It's a spooky metroidvania with lots of souls inspiration. Plus Kaho is just a super cutie!
16:33 Snake retreats into the hole. *miss miss miss miss miss miss miss miss miss miss*
This graveyard is dedicated specifically to all the people who were born in 1802 and died in 1923. Which is apparently more than zero.
So, this was made when I was a freshman in high school. Let that sink in for a moment. That's how fuckin' old Nightweaver is.
1801 to 1923
I cant believe they didnt notice that. That's 122 years.
RIP
That damn thunder sound effect sounds like someone breathing into a microphone.
Goddamn I know people who are younger then this. What a time to be alive.
I played that goddamn Chester Cheetah game.
This doesnt seem like a game that Woolie would like. Your main goal is to save innocent animals.
*As Lunch Lady Doris, feeding bones into a grinder*
Dere's very little blood in dese skeletons.
I've always imagined this game to just be Matt as a kid for some reason
Monster Bash, starrin' Johnny Dash.
aww shiii-- this was my game when i was a babby! dayum guys. right in the feels.
so neither Jon nor 2/3rds of the Zaibatsu could get past level 2 of this game
it was a graveyard smash
Gadamn! This is the scariest game yet!
I feel like I've seen this game somewhere before.
Dat old school PC screech music tho
Do you watch Jontron? he does a video on it
Those high score names were pretty great.
Johnny Dash is the type of kid who's seen some serious shit
Is muscle boys like beast child?
Man, they didn't even play to the point in the game where Johnny kicks Wolfman in the plum-sack
The scurriest thing on TH-cam: clipping 5% of the screen.
This was one of my favorite games as a child, no one knows about it
I love how Vincent Price has the top score in this game.
5:20 Well there's GB right there on that tombstone
holy shit that music on the main menu was giving me a case of death
All this absence of omikron now i know the feels of the blazblue guy
dude the game music is the same volume as the recorded audio :/ it makes this rly hard to watch :/
No, it makes it watchable. I'm tired of not being able to hear the games.
Bloodborne got real
19:57 You have two Johnnies, like that guy on reddit.
Monster Bash, featuring Jock Rash.
I bashed myself today... - Johnny Dash
Holy crap I remember when I played this game as a shareware disk back in the day, lol.