"i hate it when Voldemort steals my shampoo" *Flashback* Cop: Now what happened here? Person: VOLDEMORT STOLE MY SHAMPOO Voldemort: I'm too busy dying to kids to steal shampoo.*Hides shampoo behind back* Cop: Voldemort, why you take shampoo if you don't have hair? Voldemort:Uhh it smells good? Cop: YOU DON'T HAVE A NOSE EITHER Voldemort: FRICK RUN FOR IT Death eaters while coming out each with tons of shampoo in their arms: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Snape: The heck is wrong with him
yes i needed this, that 2022 mob vote was a huge let down. i wanted the rascal so i could do a fun hide and seek minigame while doing a boring mining trip, now thanks to those who voted for the sniffer i have to continue too suffer through boring mining trips. THANKS A LOT
Me: *Searches for cursed images of my favorite character from a video game* Google: *Gives me normal/only one or two cursed images* Me: Okay I think they just went savage
"i hate it when Voldemort steals my shampoo"
*Flashback*
Cop: Now what happened here?
Person: VOLDEMORT STOLE MY SHAMPOO
Voldemort: I'm too busy dying to kids to steal shampoo.*Hides shampoo behind back*
Cop: Voldemort, why you take shampoo if you don't have hair?
Voldemort:Uhh it smells good?
Cop: YOU DON'T HAVE A NOSE EITHER
Voldemort: FRICK RUN FOR IT
Death eaters while coming out each with tons of shampoo in their arms: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Snape: The heck is wrong with him
@@uselessmoonlight881 its okay
@@uselessmoonlight881 life sucks... it's ok buddy
(gasps) You said the name of he who must not be named!
@@thepoyoboyo3192 Well HE SHALL BE NAMED NOW his name is baldy no nose poop head
Me: Is it because he’s a idiot
Snape: Now I’m starting to wonder why I joined the death eaters also 10 points to Ravenclaw
4:20 "I hate it when Voldemort steals my nutella" Lmfao
i searched “i hate it when v” and it actually said “i hate it when voldemort steals my nose” LOL
Makes sense doesnt he not have a nose?
@@roryandbro1561 i agree
I had that but with hitler
0:58 after that guy said sir they breached our defences immediately an ad cam and when it ended this guy told bruh I’m laughing very much rn
OMG ME TOO!
The second meme actually made my mind burn to ashes-
Same
2h ago
@@AlvoGGaming21 hi
Bro is a god cause he commented while his brain was just ashes
Good bye to your mind
I’m definitely not a platypus controlling a human meat suit
He is definitely not a platypus controlling a human meat suit.
Im A Platypus and this Humans werid
@Linda Sanders PLATYPUS BEGON
BEGONE
in the idw sonic the hedgehog comics there is actually a platypus called "dr. starline", and he has a glove that can hypnotize people.
3:46
“If bread in French is pain,
then I own a
*FRICKING BAKERY* “
I think we all do.
@@YesNoPossiblySo i dont
@@FrostingDaProtogen fair enough
Bread in spanish is pan
Does that mean my whole kitchen is a bakery
@@YesNoPossiblySoyeah
0:14 "He will seve people's life" lmao this got me laughing
My bad bro I don’t really double check before I submit the recordings lollll
You misspelled save
@@ameerjamal1514 ^^^^^^ talk about not getting the joke lol
@@roseldagamer wait its all a joke (get the always has been meme)
@@ameerjamal1514 always has been 🔫
1:36 the platypus one is probably because there's an episode in Phineas and Ferb where perry controls doofenshmirtz and there's a song about it
10:40 really got me in the heart🤣
Platypi are such interesting animals. They are basically a fusion of creatures, head of a duck, body of a lizard, tail of a beaver.
Or Platypuses? Or Platypeople?
It's platypus is yo brain
Y E S
How many are actually useful? One. Relatable. The most relatable meme in existance.
3:18 joy is also a food
4:37 *_-YOU ACCIDENTALLY JOINED A WHAT-_*
"Can you outpizza the hut?"💀
4:41 im in a peanut butter pots worshipping cult
1:41 "there's a platypus controlling me" is song from Phineas and Ferb
And he’s underneath the table
shut up nerd let the meme be the meme
you are one of the funniest memers in the existance
4:21 all of the results are crazy
6:58 Sometimes google corrects me with a meme and I get roasted
"Why am I single?"
"Google wants to open your front camera."
"GOOGLE FLIRTS WITH ME? (NO CLICKBAIT!)"
@@Ss_5465 for some reson whe n i reply to you its reversed but im gonna say: 3:am gone wrong (cops called)
OOF
1:44 I get the joke.
So funny dude.
It's the first time that Google said NO!
I laughed at 7:35 because smoking Elon meme was unexpectedly clever please help
Me: what’s IDK mean?
Google: I don’t know
Me: how does google not know that
Nice
7:11 reminded me of when I kept trying to find a nonexistent clash royale gem generator like 5 years ago
8:03
"Do microwaves cause cancer"
I love your video! Can you make dream smp one next?
4:16 if anyone is wondering you should type “how many days since 31/1/200 to 1/3/2019” and get 6,969 days
‘Dad what were you when you were a kid?’
‘Depressed.’
6:06 THe CUPHEAD SHOW!
0:35 my entire life was a lie
7:14 I had to do it today, for the first time in my life. That place... is scary.
Ikr!
4:20
“I hate it when voldemort steals my nutella”
Timestamp
as an everyday google users I can confirm this is accurate
2:13 *"i hate it when my cat smoking my cigarette"* 💀💀💀💀💀
JON WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION
4:40 It sounded like a dad joke, suspicious
1:42 reminds me of perry the platypus
3:47 I OWN A BAKERY
LMAO bro I was
Watching this 8:58 and then there was a strong, Charmin ultrasoft advertisement, and then one about a wife cheating
if bread in frech is pain, then I OWN A FUCKING WHOLE BAKERY
Infinite b:tches
DON'T SWEAR!!!!!!!!
Also it's french
@@giyu_simp77 baby
I OWN ALL THE FUCKING BREAD IN EXISTENCE
2:15 why is my cat smoking my cigars!?!?!?
1:35 parry the platypus what the heck are you doing
8:50 i dont think thats the only odd one
10:45 "My life can't be a movie, there's no direction"
God: "Am I a joke to you?"
The last one is too wholesome they must be so happy when seeing that dog following them MUST TAKE DOG AND PET
Do microwaves cause cancer
Do mice hibernate
Do mice eat grass do migets have night vision
Me when i use google: WOAH HEY PAL LETS BACK IT UP A BIT
3:23 “can you get the joy please?”
9:24 got me laughing 😂 😂
0:03
Yes Google
2:13
Who else looked that up so they can see the meme
The Ton owner one made me laugh
I like how Tom’s owner is shown as Tom.
You having a stroke?
The Tom and Jerry being friends is completely true
How will the camel survive thi-
7:49 I was the only in my class
"Sir someone wants to speak with you"
The Boss: "Bruh"
9:39 How is this guy remembers this I mean does he actually watch bill wurtz?
1:48 NO stand for nitrogen oxide
7:43: Did you mean Astral Birth: Void?
I love your Channel
wow before we used to fly in 1888 but in 1889 we lost them 2:21
3:15 my mom was born then 😂😂😂😂😂
8:09 so relatable
2:14 Cat smoking a cigarette wants to know your location. :)
Forget Voldemort hiding on my turban I’m worried about him stealing my Nutella
4:44 that is just goofy goobers all over again(according to spongebob movie lore)
2:11 cat smoking my cigarette?!
0:25 Me on the new tab looking for Google Image Search, so I Google Google to do it:
yes i needed this, that 2022 mob vote was a huge let down. i wanted the rascal so i could do a fun hide and seek minigame while doing a boring mining trip, now thanks to those who voted for the sniffer i have to continue too suffer through boring mining trips. THANKS A LOT
Yeah true they got the stuffer We get new plants which I like
@@zakpearce9035 stuffer????
@@themercwithamouth2016 autocorrect.
exactly i really wanted the rascal
I didn't really know what mob to choose.
8:01 is oddly true..
At least for me…
😲.... What do you mean platypus is gonna rule the world or something
2:14 wow, just wow
Check I hate it when my cat smoking my cigarette
5:06 OMG MY GREAT GREAT GRANDMA DIDINT EXIST!!!!!!!
first meme made me feel like i had a gf 😂
Oh yes, as a midget I do have night vision!
I have a kid in my class, Trayton Barrack and he's the same fucking hight as a 1st grade kid.
2:13 it also says i hate it when my cat smoking my cigarette
im literally crying rn
The tom and Jerry part. Oh no
Hi I love how you do the voices
Bro. I searched up: “I hate it when g” and guess what popped up? “I hate it when google finishes my sentences” IS WHAT I FOUND LOLLLLLLL
are we not going to talk about 2:14 where the top search is “i hate it when my cat smoking my cigarette” ?
Tom is soo kind
ikr
Google being savage af
*Google's favorite dwarf planet is Pluto*
2:33 scp 173 in 1637
What makes you a human: The ad with dancing people starts playing
The first one was personal 💀
Thats why Michael Jackson hated the victory tour joy hadnt been invented
when i saw the theres a platypus controling me i saw "there's a poop in my soup"
1:36
That actually a song from Phineas and Ferb
3:08 my names Benjamin
There's a whole lot more than I thought you would be
4:21 I tried to find the “h*tier steals my Nutella” thing and I got this.
That sonic one could be a question, What if you're a new zealander?
10:13 apperantly my parents are older than Google
2:15 when my cat smokes my cigarettes
0:47 *oh no*
Me: *Searches for cursed images of my favorite character from a video game*
Google: *Gives me normal/only one or two cursed images*
Me: Okay I think they just went savage
One thing I haven't done my Spanish lessons in 7 years and now I see a knife at the window every night so I can never sleep😥
First!! Please heart this comment I love your memes and they make me laugh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣