Oh thank GOD you guy's put this out today. I've been rage packing all day (to go home to a red state for the holidays ) to the point I had to turn the news off or risk throwing a suitcase through the tv. Now, I can listen to you guys talk about the news, while Titus does all the yelling for me. Thank ya Titus! 😂
I lost my fiancé after 23 years of being together. We were supposed to get her a stretcher transferred by ambulance to a hospital that could take care of the issues she had. I were supposed to go on a Thursday that Wednesday insurance denied the ambulance ride she died that SaturdayI couldn’t come up with the $10,600. It cost to get her to the hospital to have the procedure. I think murder is terrible, but sometimes it’s justice and not murder.
@adriantorres3221 my condolences for your loss, brother. This just PROVES insurance, and the people running the scam are cold-blooded. I am quite enjoying watching the CEOs lose their minds.
they were callin him a cold, calculated killer i was like wait who ? him or the ins. companies that built billion dollar co. with multi-million $ execs. on denying care . thou doth protest too much
I keep telling folks comedy is how you get through the next 4 years 😂, found this channel few weeks ago and I'm loving it. The election lost brought me here, imagine that.
Titus more Progressive outlets that you should shout out from time to time. Brian Tyler Cohen, The Majority Report, The Humanist Report, TabithaSpeaksPolitics, The Vanguard, Benjamin Dixon, and many many more that are fighting the good fight. The Resistance is vast, problem is uniting them.
Time made Trump Person of the Year along with a fact-check, which the magazine described as a "12-minute read," accompanies a transcript of the president-elect's interview with the magazine and scrutinizes 15 claims made during the conversation. This marks the first time in nearly a century that the magazine has published such a detailed fact-check for its Person of the Year. Winning ugly Trump.
Also if note; Person of the Year is NOT a popularity contest!! It is the person who had the most impact on the world over the past year, either positively or NEGATIVELY!!!
@@melwelker6077 I can think of another person from the past who got Person of the Year and they hadn't even effected the whole world....yet. It was always weird how they picked that particular prize to give.
@@Cygnus888I think he has already effected a major impact -- he split families politically and got almost 50% of this nation's populace to vote for him to be POTUS over two other far more qualified candidates.
I've been following Midas Touch for a couple of years now. They are awesome. Did you know that Trump treated them... prison or whatever his little brain comes up with.
It's my belief that most of them would follow their oath, but not all of them. Under the Orange Lunatics rule it could easily devolve into chaos. All sane, moral & ethical people in our society must hold together as one, defending & protecting all & our country. As the criminals, lunatics & loonies will be attempting to destroy our country. As such Everyone is going to have to stand up to these Creatures ! 😮
I would like to think this. Then I remember the Specialist in Ft Benning that had a Swaztika flag proudly pinned to his barracks wall. I am not so sure...
I am a blind Canadian and hopped the border to see you in royal oak. Fantastic with both of you. I have exposed my older son to 3 comedians...Carlin, Lewis black and you. He laughed his ass off with your stuff.
As an American with one undocumented parent, l can report that this time Donald Trump's threats of ending birthright citizenship feel much more realistic 😮 Many thanks to Christopher Titus for fighting the good fight 💙 💙 💙
Most of Elon's money is taxpayer money into his US contracts. The sick thing is he is in charge of cutting Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, SNAP, food for rhe poor.
Time's Person of the Year isn't selected because of how much good that person has done. It is selected by how influential and newsworthy they are...even if they are totally evil.
It’s a sign of what’s coming, incompetence in government and the loss of hope that the system works for the people. Once Trump guts the Federal Government, we’re one disaster away from civil war.
Biden FAILED!! He had 4 years to lock up trump!! He HIRED & then FAILED TO FIRE America's most ineffective Attorney General ever, Garland (? a Magat)... ONLY Biden had the power to fire Garland. So BIDEN'S LEGACY IS AMERICA'S LOSS OF IT'S DEMOCRACY!!🙄🤦🤷♀️🤷♀️🇦🇺
Biden FAILED!! He had 4 years to LOCK UP TRUMP! Biden HIRED & then FAILED TO FIRE America's most ineffective Attorney General, Merrick Garland!! BIDEN FAILED!!🤬🤬🤬🤦🇦🇺
After 17+ years of watching your specials, I finally got to check it off my bucket list and saw your show in Spokane last night. Loved every second. :) You guys both killed it!
I laughed out loud when I heard Highlander say thank you when Christopher said that the one good looking person even in a hat. That was the first highlight of the show for me 😂
Everyone in *any* branch if government, working at *any* government agency or in the houses of Cingress should be required to have the same health insurance, the same retirement plan and the same savings plan that the rest if us have. Then they might understand and be more compiant.
Insurance is the biggest scam in the world. We pay hundreds a month for insurance. I have to pay a $200 copay for some fillings and then a month after the procedure send me another bill for $450 because the insurance decided not to pay for something.
You cannot spend other people's money. However, I'm sure I'm in the majority when I say if it were me with 4 billion. I'm for sure ending homelessness. Especially for veterans.
Do you ever think about how you would spend the mega-gazillions if you won? The number of people and agencies you could help!? I do, every time I pass one of those ughlee new electronic billboards.😢
I've been a fan since the 90s. I really want to get your special, but I've been out of work for almost a year. I'm losing everything, and you are one of the only people who can make me smile. I'm sorry I can't buy it. Keep up the good work.
I have been waiting for someone to make that reference. Now someone needs to make a version of the Time magazine cover of donald with a read X through it.
Oh thank GOD you guy's put this out today. I've been rage packing all day (to go home to a red state for the holidays ) to the point I had to turn the news off or risk throwing a suitcase through the tv. Now, I can listen to you guys talk about the news, while Titus does all the yelling for me. Thank ya Titus! 😂
Stay safe and make it home soon! Happy Holidays!
@@raymonmejia2643Go tRump...to another country that tortures their people.
Let’s enjoy this Christmas before Trump Ruins it
Hey, welcome home! Maybe you should stay a while, the sanity and intelligence quotient are a little too low for comfort. 😱❤️
Don't go!! Don't go!! It's a trap lol
Omg this podcast is genius!!! I laughed so hard!! Please keep posting because we will need this to survive the next 4 years!
Thank you for your service in Screaming Sanity! 😊 We need it now! 😂
That saying, "Scream sanity" is one of *the best* sayings, isn't it?
One of my *other* besties is, "Smile, it drives people crazy."
@dross24MA 🤣 I love it! I have a saying! Laughter is contagious and Comedy is the cure! 😂
You guys are killing it!
Being retired, you make me laugh and thanks for trying to help all seniors that trump's trying to screw.
I have to apologize for only recently discovering your podcast. Your a breath of fresh air in this toxic world we're toiling in. Thank you 😊
He is funny isn't he
Elon-nia Trump. Worst first lady, ever!
😂😂😂😂 thanks for the belly laugh I needed it
MuskVanna 😂
Name anything the Dems did better
Hey hey hey, his name is Elon and a lady like him can do whatever she wants
@@Anukulous Donald musk jr!
Thank you for keeping up the Trump information! Please keep up the good work!🤓
Makes me sick just to see his face, much less hear him speak.
Ah-greeee! Vance and the entire cast of maga idiots have the same effect on me...🤮🤢🤮
I lost my fiancé after 23 years of being together. We were supposed to get her a stretcher transferred by ambulance to a hospital that could take care of the issues she had. I were supposed to go on a Thursday that Wednesday insurance denied the ambulance ride she died that SaturdayI couldn’t come up with the $10,600. It cost to get her to the hospital to have the procedure. I think murder is terrible, but sometimes it’s justice and not murder.
It was Trump's fault
🕯
@adriantorres3221 my condolences for your loss, brother. This just PROVES insurance, and the people running the scam are cold-blooded. I am quite enjoying watching the CEOs lose their minds.
I'm sorry to hear that. That's systematic cruelty if I've ever heard any.
they were callin him a cold, calculated killer i was like wait who ? him or the ins. companies that built billion dollar co. with multi-million $ execs. on denying care . thou doth protest too much
Thanks gang we need you. We would lose our minds without you.
I keep telling folks comedy is how you get through the next 4 years 😂, found this channel few weeks ago and I'm loving it. The election lost brought me here, imagine that.
You think this will be over in four years?
100% every time! Thanks for helping us laugh about the scary stuff
Nice seeing Christopher on with Fred Wellman!
Good morning Rachel!
Shout out to the Meidas Mighty!
😊
Midas Touch is an awesome channel. Shoute out to the Midas Touch crew.
Appreciate you guys, thanks for doing what you do! 👊💙🇺🇸
If Ray retires, he gets his pension. If Trump fires him, he doesn’t.
Hmmm. I am not sure that's correct.
Yea so one would assume. Nothing seems solid anymore.
Don't know if it is accurate or not, but in a nasty, weird, unfair way, it sounds right.😢
I get it but it still sets a bad example. Never obey in advance.
Titus you're the man. If you ever need it. I got a place in Mexico where you can lay low!
👍👍👍👍
Can I come over too?😢
Take me too 😂
I opened a can of worms! hijole!
@@arnulfocortes2152ahora te chingas😂
Titus more Progressive outlets that you should shout out from time to time. Brian Tyler Cohen, The Majority Report, The Humanist Report, TabithaSpeaksPolitics, The Vanguard, Benjamin Dixon, and many many more that are fighting the good fight. The Resistance is vast, problem is uniting them.
Well Titus supports the genocide so I’m not sure that’s will fly friend
Texas Paul ,Tennessee Brando
C3PO😂😂😂R2D2🤣🤣🤣 I have always loved your sense of humor, you say all the shit that runs through my head when I hear it 💙
Elonia. Elonia. ELONIA.
That’s for you, Muskrat.
Try me ~
I will absolutely trust you all & Meidas Touch over legacy media. Also follow Zaid Tabani & the Sons of Liberty. Band together, fam.
this is episode 664.....PLEASE make episode 666 an AWESOME one!!!!!
It would have to be about DJT...the orange antichrist.
666 a month before Trump's 2nd term..... prophetic
Yes and maybe y'all can tattoo it on y'alls' foreheads!!
All about citizen 45 and his family and circus.
January will see episode 666
Why does Elon look like the Mad magazine guy? 😂
Because Alfred E Newman is more sane.
Alfred E Neuman?
What, me worry?
@twistie.. you're smokin, musk don't have freckles or parted sideways hair on his noggin...
@@teve90Alfred e. Neumann is better looking and more moral and sane.
I like Lawrence O'Donnell
Compared to today, the 70's were idyllic. ✌☮
Vietnam, oil crisis, cold war, Nixon... I dunno, man. At least they had Hunter S. Thompson, George Carlin, and Richard Pryor...
Yeah, we thought Nixon was bad.
The Vietnam War ended in 71, the year I was born! 😊 The rest of the 70's was great, from what I remember! 😅
I. keep singing copper head road and I am in canada
@@paulvamos7319 I remember it was 1975 .
Welcome to Gilead
Blessed be the fruit!
Under his eye
Time made Trump Person of the Year along with a fact-check, which the magazine described as a "12-minute read," accompanies a transcript of the president-elect's interview with the magazine and scrutinizes 15 claims made during the conversation. This marks the first time in nearly a century that the magazine has published such a detailed fact-check for its Person of the Year. Winning ugly Trump.
Also if note; Person of the Year is NOT a popularity contest!! It is the person who had the most impact on the world over the past year, either positively or NEGATIVELY!!!
@@melwelker6077 I can think of another person from the past who got Person of the Year and they hadn't even effected the whole world....yet. It was always weird how they picked that particular prize to give.
@@melwelker6077 Thing is, he hasn't had impact yet. He will have after inaguration, but this year other people have had more impact on the world.
@@melwelker6077Exactly correct, and for good (not!) or bad (yup.), tRump definitely had the most impact.😢
@@Cygnus888I think he has already effected a major impact -- he split families politically and got almost 50% of this nation's populace to vote for him to be POTUS over two other far more qualified candidates.
Highlander you nailed this armageddon update edit, omg I am in pain from laughing so hard!
Yes, the Midas touch is awesome.Been with them now, 3 years.They bring facts and data
I've been following Midas Touch for a couple of years now. They are awesome. Did you know that Trump treated them... prison or whatever his little brain comes up with.
When the chips are down I trust our military not to follow illegal orders and follow the oath they swore.
It's my belief that most of them would follow their oath, but not all of them. Under the Orange Lunatics rule it could easily devolve into chaos. All sane, moral & ethical people in our society must hold together as one, defending & protecting all & our country. As the criminals, lunatics & loonies will be attempting to destroy our country. As such Everyone is going to have to stand up to these Creatures ! 😮
What about the people he said he is going to put in charge of the military that are loyal to only trump?
That’s ignorant. Most people in the military support him.
I would like to think this. Then I remember the Specialist in Ft Benning that had a Swaztika flag proudly pinned to his barracks wall. I am not so sure...
@EvanHendrickson-hq1vf Sad but true! 😢
Thank you for all you do. You're smart, hilarious and spot on. Keep up the good work!
I have no sympathy for corporate greed. When they go lower we go higher is pure BS!
TITUS: Trump can't run again.
SUPREME COURT: Hold our Scotch.
They don't care about the *intent* of the law. 😮 They care only about the *letter* of the law around which they can wiggle.
Lawrence! He's great!
I am a blind Canadian and hopped the border to see you in royal oak. Fantastic with both of you. I have exposed my older son to 3 comedians...Carlin, Lewis black and you. He laughed his ass off with your stuff.
As an American with one undocumented parent, l can report that this time Donald Trump's threats of ending birthright citizenship feel much more realistic 😮 Many thanks to Christopher Titus for fighting the good fight 💙 💙 💙
Good afternoon, everybody! Yay, it's the new episode of Armageddon Update!
Week after week I watch and love this podcast.... Titus' hair is Still Amazing. 20+ years later. Just had to say. praise to us full of towheaded hair.
Love your podcast 💙 👍
Hal Sparks isn’t *technically* a reporter but he’s damned good at what he does.
He's a fact checker. Lol
Fecus is the true star😊
Musk lives in Texas because there are no state income taxes here
Figures
Still have property tax... and it ain't cheap.
Greed is the route of all evil.
Not to mention the legal system there benefits corps in legal matters like lawsuits 😡
Thanks!
Most of Elon's money is taxpayer money into his US contracts. The sick thing is he is in charge of cutting Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, SNAP, food for rhe poor.
Musk is going to cut benefits and cost to free up money to advance the tax cuts for the wealthy.
Not in charge of anything officially. He did buy a president .
Titus showing everything. He always does full face
It's SPO KAN, WA
LOVE YA CHRISTOPHER!
I miss Spo Kan. And Cheeeneee. 😅
Spow.kan
It's pronounced Spow kan
A great comedian once said this is all a ride and you can change it whenever you want it's just a choice between fear or love .
Time's Person of the Year isn't selected because of how much good that person has done. It is selected by how influential and newsworthy they are...even if they are totally evil.
Correct! Also, TIME magazine lost its journalistic powerhouse standing years ago.
4 years to put it in jail..ya did nothing ..had a chance to vote him out in a election..15 million of ya did nothing ..starting to see a theme here.
It’s a sign of what’s coming, incompetence in government and the loss of hope that the system works for the people. Once Trump guts the Federal Government, we’re one disaster away from civil war.
Yep stupidity no morals
Biden FAILED!! He had 4 years to lock up trump!! He HIRED & then FAILED TO FIRE America's most ineffective Attorney General ever, Garland (? a Magat)... ONLY Biden had the power to fire Garland. So BIDEN'S LEGACY IS AMERICA'S LOSS OF IT'S DEMOCRACY!!🙄🤦🤷♀️🤷♀️🇦🇺
Biden FAILED!! He had 4 years to LOCK UP TRUMP! Biden HIRED & then FAILED TO FIRE America's most ineffective Attorney General, Merrick Garland!! BIDEN FAILED!!🤬🤬🤬🤦🇦🇺
@@deaconyates2671Allons enfants de la partie, le jour de gloire est arrive.
My grandma really loves the smooth transitions she always gets confused🤣 but we love you guys/girls🤘
LOVE, LOVE, LOVE you Titus and how you present the facts in a way that makes me laugh when I should be crying...or at least freaking out!!!!!!
The US defense budget isn't for defense but is for global dominance
Bot or troll?
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After 17+ years of watching your specials, I finally got to check it off my bucket list and saw your show in Spokane last night. Loved every second. :) You guys both killed it!
Where is JD VANCE through all of this.?? MIA 😂😂😂😂
We wish?
"... A _more_ perfect union..."
That was meant as aspiration to do better, not just believing you're #1
Sen. Schiff needs to sue the hell out of musk,endlessly.
He'll need qne heck of a GoFundMe to do it!!!
I laughed out loud when I heard Highlander say thank you when Christopher said that the one good looking person even in a hat. That was the first highlight of the show for me 😂
I LIKE MY SOOOOOTCASE 😂😂😂😂 Baron will have to get a new one to travel to "wherever he came from"
All of his kids will be deported if technicalities get counted equa,ly. Oh, but wait, this is tRump. Never mind.
54:54 Good job Rachel... That miracle ad break was perfect! 🤣
People with money “not understanding” 😂
Enjoy your health care 😂😂😂
Everyone in *any* branch if government, working at *any* government agency or in the houses of Cingress should be required to have the same health insurance, the same retirement plan and the same savings plan that the rest if us have. Then they might understand and be more compiant.
Insurance is the biggest scam in the world. We pay hundreds a month for insurance. I have to pay a $200 copay for some fillings and then a month after the procedure send me another bill for $450 because the insurance decided not to pay for something.
And remember teeth and eyes don’t count in regular old crappy insurance!
@@LadyMorganLavonYup - they are each an (expensive) additional plan.
For profit insurance is an oxymoron, insurance = fund for paying out, profit = never paying.
Insane cabinet
Bankruptcy champion continues the ultimate end......
"Hasta La Vista"
I would say to my latin friends to vote better next time, but for many, there won't be a next time. 👋
Thanks for saying "Latin". Simple.
No -a, -o or goddamn -x.
I still find it incredulous that *any* of them voted for him😮...especially thise who fled a dictatorship just a generation ago.😢
I LOVE YOUR ENERGY 😂- YOU JUST GAINED A FOLLOW❤❤❤
One of these days you will be paid. Keep up the great work
❤❤❤❤❤love u guys ❤❤❤❤❤
When we need Doonesbury the most...
Seriously!!😅
First time back since the election, it's really nice to see you 3, love. You help me, thank you😊
WooHoo a new Titus cast!!! 🙂
Love ya you make my day 😅
💙MTN and AU!
The Highlander's "Word-of-Mouth-Breathers" is solid gold.
God help America.
God left America long ago when he seen you all protect guns over kids
I think that Elonia should be proud to be First Lady of the USA.
You cannot spend other people's money.
However, I'm sure I'm in the majority when I say if it were me with 4 billion.
I'm for sure ending homelessness. Especially for veterans.
Do you ever think about how you would spend the mega-gazillions if you won?
The number of people and agencies you could help!?
I do, every time I pass one of those ughlee new electronic billboards.😢
If Elon wants to become beloved by usa, use his $$$ to help poor folks.
Some of them might help him get to mars.
😂 He fired everyone who went on strike at his Tesla plant and said they were lucky to get paid to work for him! 😡
He gets no satisfaction from that.
I've been a fan since the 90s. I really want to get your special, but I've been out of work for almost a year. I'm losing everything, and you are one of the only people who can make me smile. I'm sorry I can't buy it. Keep up the good work.
We still have 4 more years
Hopefully less if people have the guts to do something about it.
The CEO shooting brought to mind an old Chris Rock bit about OJ - "I'm not saying he should've killed him... But I understand."
MUSKVANNA 😂😂
🤣🤣 the Ted Bundy and Roseann Barr in place of are just * *chef's kiss* *
Tiffany is next in line for Queen of USA.
Isn't she the only one born of a real, legal American?
@@dross24MA Yup. Going back to great-grands, incl. Donald, rest are anchor babies & immigrants.
Excellent research and a timely delivery.
Can’t wait for the new special, I already preordered it 🎉
Great job on the usual stellar editing these rants get!
Glad I’ve found your channel.
MERRY CHRISTMAS HAPPY HANUKKAH AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO EVERYONE GOD BLESS AMERICA AND LET FREEDOM RING❤🎄
Honestly, Christopher Titus & Jesse Dollemore are the only ones I take seriously anymore..... 🙄👍
Money can indeed buy happiness.... I assure you.
Christopher Wrays' resignation means TFG can't make a recess appointment. Has to go with the next in line for acting director
szép napot 😇😇😇😇😇
Trump can't tell Elon to go away. He owes him the election.
Elonia is awesome! This is the only time i like the guy🤣🤣🤣
Can't wait to watch Carrying Monsters! Your last show was great, watched it at least 3 times. Really looking forward to it.
Bought and paid......😂😂😂
Time Magazine 1938 Man of the Year shares lots in common with next one.
I have been waiting for someone to make that reference. Now someone needs to make a version of the Time magazine cover of donald with a read X through it.
The healthcare system lost its mind.
You were in my home town of Grand Rapids, MI! 😂
It’s my FAVORITE ever! “As long as people believe in absurdities, they will continue to commit atrocities”
Voltaire ~
WE CAN FIGHT! “THERE IS ALWAYS A BETTER WAY”™️ Annie Arledge Iverson
The FBI is SUPPOSED to be one of the guardrails. Wray just handed that over.
Don’t forget christopher the ones screaming the most about censorship are the ones that self censor the most
With Trump's own logic, he would be shipped away with all immigrant families.