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  • @CryptoNWO
    @CryptoNWO  3 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    Part 2 (Hard Drive): th-cam.com/video/XXSlaZcJkLA/w-d-xo.html

    • @adrianacrowley7279
      @adrianacrowley7279 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Curious if you realize those white rock things that were wet was small pieces of chewed gum 😭 you were squeezing their saliva out of it that’s why it smelled like smoke

    • @nightmaregaming6706
      @nightmaregaming6706 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      thats wE!d in taht container

    • @Hhn945
      @Hhn945 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ok!!! CHEERS BRO

    • @antrom9070
      @antrom9070 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      NETFLIX IS PRETTY COOL

    • @michaelhicks1328
      @michaelhicks1328 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That what u holding that's for a woman pleasure

  • @hermesxpectro1700
    @hermesxpectro1700 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4193

    I cant believe how innocent he is, my wife wants the unicorn stand, lol

    • @inezkinlaw697
      @inezkinlaw697 3 ปีที่แล้ว +281

      I thought I was gonna pass out I laughing so hard about the unicorn stand that smells like crap ... Lmao 🤣😆🤣😆

    • @ORTHROSGAMING
      @ORTHROSGAMING 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      😂😂

    • @mikeward2662
      @mikeward2662 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      It's a gift u and ur wife can share, that's love.😍

    • @willan9240
      @willan9240 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Unicorn stand tho 🤣🤣 violated the poor unicorn toy 🤣🤣

    • @willan9240
      @willan9240 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Stuffed the gloves in his mouth to 🤣🤣🤦🏼‍♂️

  • @skylerpratt2306
    @skylerpratt2306 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1631

    Watching him smell the purple butt plug and say... " smells like crap" made me die laughing.... Haven't laughed that hard in my life

    • @JayMitchell91
      @JayMitchell91 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Plus the anal beads 😂

    • @jackmiller7804
      @jackmiller7804 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dude same😂😂

    • @MitchTarala
      @MitchTarala 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Omg I just burst out laughing at that.

    • @DanniBee23
      @DanniBee23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I actually started crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Leilahhrose
      @Leilahhrose 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      The amount of sextoys is ridiculous. It’s not even fun anymore. Don’t you think?

  • @james-fn7nf
    @james-fn7nf 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +131

    Who’s gonna tell him it ain’t a unicorn stand and definitely DOESNT belong on a child’s bed

    • @Lucid3301
      @Lucid3301 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      🤔

    • @Robloxtoy1
      @Robloxtoy1 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I think your talking about a 🍆 if you get me I see what you mean💀💀💀💀💀

  • @isabelfaucett2408
    @isabelfaucett2408 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    I love how he thinks a tongue cleaner is a sex toy but thinks the sex toys are stands

    • @kerrileshbi8784
      @kerrileshbi8784 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That “tongue cleaner” is a vibrator

  • @oldmanandanxbox796
    @oldmanandanxbox796 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2192

    Crypto: sniffs buttplug. "Oh that smells like crap."
    Me:💀💀💀💀

  • @angelkreek
    @angelkreek 2 ปีที่แล้ว +395

    The way you were just like "it's probably a stand for the unicorn" broke me 😂

    • @kadyn7492
      @kadyn7492 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

    • @jb1zzeldrj2627
      @jb1zzeldrj2627 ปีที่แล้ว

      I said AYO

    • @ItzRithzBro
      @ItzRithzBro ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @lizzyjay1994
      @lizzyjay1994 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I think he should have taste tested the unicorn stand LMFAO

    • @niggesh_hitman
      @niggesh_hitman 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Can't believe he's so innocent

  • @fmsddd5277
    @fmsddd5277 3 ปีที่แล้ว +610

    Kevin’s innocence it’s just something else 😭 he really thought the purple thing is a stand for the unicorn I’m done 😭😭

    • @jessicawalker856
      @jessicawalker856 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I was yelling at the screen telling hin noooo and then he sniffed it 😱 I'm dead 😆😅 oh poor crypto

    • @Mystic.Moon7
      @Mystic.Moon7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I was like no no no please don’t do that sometimes I think to myself how can you not know that! 😂

    • @shahedsleiman2173
      @shahedsleiman2173 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What is it

    • @lilyruiz6626
      @lilyruiz6626 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It’s a butt plug wym what is it everyone keeps saying it

    • @hinaaslampunjwani7134
      @hinaaslampunjwani7134 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      exactlyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

  • @davidhibbs6989
    @davidhibbs6989 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    The unicorn stand is a bend over dark device 😂.

  • @xfad3dm3moryx80
    @xfad3dm3moryx80 3 ปีที่แล้ว +786

    I died on the inside a little when he put the glove in his mouth and kept touching his face after messing with the mysterious wet objects.

    • @ieshiaaa
      @ieshiaaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I was looking for a comment like this lol. I was like "whaaaaaaat, he is gonna have to bleach his mouth after this." Lol

    • @cylversprings
      @cylversprings 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That is what I thought too!! He was just saying he was going to have to burn those gloves then put the rattle in his mouth to bite it with those nasty gloves.

    • @tikiratgirl
      @tikiratgirl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And he touched the vibrator buttplug before he put the glove in his mouth and on his beard 😭😭😭

    • @Apneatica
      @Apneatica 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I’m speechless FR!!! I had to pause it for my sake. What was he thinking?!? I’m dying 🤣🤣

    • @leeannricca7095
      @leeannricca7095 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know right that what I was thinking

  • @lucynickells9318
    @lucynickells9318 3 ปีที่แล้ว +422

    When he hits himself with a sex toy by accident thinking its a slingshot. The innocence is a what the heck.

    • @aidancameron9558
      @aidancameron9558 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Bruh that was a slingshot never mind it wasn’t a sling shot

    • @tammymyers4262
      @tammymyers4262 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I laughed so hard 🤣 😂

    • @roumblefoumblegames9075
      @roumblefoumblegames9075 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It was so funny ahahah

    • @ShashMasuta
      @ShashMasuta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And the butt plug... a stand for the unicorn... really? 🤣🤣😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤦‍♂️

    • @animeguardian7413
      @animeguardian7413 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wait.... It’s not a sling shot?

  • @laylapage9929
    @laylapage9929 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    “don’t ever consume anything you get on the dark web”
    *proceeds to light a joint*

    • @zannozGD
      @zannozGD ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol fr

    • @LJBrooks_227
      @LJBrooks_227 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      lol

    • @tankueytryn
      @tankueytryn 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      LOL. The US has legal bomb weed for 200+ per ounce! We have legal craft up here for $100. They even sell keef for $1 a gram FFS

  • @nicholeveaudry3057
    @nicholeveaudry3057 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Bro has the cleanest squeaky clean mind of all of us

  • @deathmetal7690
    @deathmetal7690 3 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    That... Is not, a stand for that unicorn...
    And when he sniffed it... I died 🤣

    • @destanyrhodes7173
      @destanyrhodes7173 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm dead 🤣😭

    • @YeahNo033
      @YeahNo033 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I swear to everything that i dear... i cried, so hard, while laughing... my mom had to check up on me if i was okay, that shit was funny af

    • @tnt1824
      @tnt1824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Hm... Smells like crap"🤣🤣🤣

    • @maxnewsnetwork3483
      @maxnewsnetwork3483 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I couldn't stop laughing when the unicorn stand start vibrating

    • @MadmaxMusic93
      @MadmaxMusic93 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sick fuck you use it

  • @AlexBaleFilms
    @AlexBaleFilms 3 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    Crypto NWO sent me here

  • @vaibhavpawar4455
    @vaibhavpawar4455 3 ปีที่แล้ว +439

    Crypto : "Oh, that smells like crap"
    Me : Probably cause it came fresh from someone's butt🤣

  • @artevilli
    @artevilli 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Crypto: wears gloves to protect himself
    Also Crypto: sticks fingers in his mouth and rubs face after handling seggs toys and chewed gum😭😂💀

  • @gentlegamer198
    @gentlegamer198 3 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    Crypto: "I'm a grown ass man! I'm 25 years old"
    Crypto 10 sec later: "OMG Mr. Krabs, Mrs. Puff! OMG"

    • @sky-sx5gt
      @sky-sx5gt 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @hannahaftonthelord6870
      @hannahaftonthelord6870 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ikr but literally that would still be me🤣🤣🤣

    • @IamTheTruth69
      @IamTheTruth69 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      36 here and I know all the SpongeBob characters 😂

  • @juliamarie6087
    @juliamarie6087 3 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    HEY! HEY! HEY! I did lots of research today, and I found several interesting things. I pulled up all the coordinates, and they're all in one area; like no more than 5 miles max away from each other. Also, the coordinates from the flap, the Virginia one, I looked that up and I went on the FBI website, and there are 2 men missing with the same first and middle name and they went missing from towns touching those coordinates (though it was years apart). I wasn't able to find any names of victims associated with the area for the message x coordinates, but I'm definitely going to keep trying! I really really REALLY hope you see this, and I think I'm gonna do the membership thingy because it would be so cool to be able to participate in live chat! I really love your videos, and I had so much fun doing my own little investigation! I REALLY hope you see this! Okay, thank you! Bye!

    • @apina8227
      @apina8227 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I wanted to search about this case but only things I found with those coordinates was only some place in middle of desert can u tell me what to search to find sum intresting things

    • @woresor
      @woresor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you wasted your time this shit is so fake

    • @Highway.Muse.1991
      @Highway.Muse.1991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Can you prove how “fake” it is?

    • @woresor
      @woresor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@Highway.Muse.1991 I use the dark web a lot dude, no matter what search engine you use, you won’t find anywhere to buy mystery boxes that’s legit. Don’t forget about the fact that he’s just putting shit in his mouth without any sort of caution, hmm, it’s almost as if he knows it’s safe cause he bought all that stuff from the store.

    • @perk2013
      @perk2013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@woresor there's hundreds of unboxing mystery box videos on TH-cam they are all fake?

  • @damond4346
    @damond4346 3 ปีที่แล้ว +893

    ive been watching this channel for ages yet his inability to identify objects continues to impress me

    • @maylena5048
      @maylena5048 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Nah facts. it gets on my nerves tho at the same time lol.

    • @aprilleerose
      @aprilleerose 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@maylena5048 especially since he’s the one that packs the boxes!

    • @ShashMasuta
      @ShashMasuta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Right!?!? He's even gotten plugs in the past- yet every single time he doesn't know what it is. And our poor boy, here he is thinking its a stand for the unicorn, then uses it as such, poor unicorn... poor innocet kevin... getting roasted in the comments

    • @jamaljohnson9679
      @jamaljohnson9679 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂

    • @ckayaani22
      @ckayaani22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Same thought too. This guy does a living unboxing these boxes and doesnt do research or learn more about objects. I'm like woooow forreal??

  • @xeno914
    @xeno914 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The fact that bud thought beads was for the slingshot

  • @ashtonroberts
    @ashtonroberts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +450

    Ive been watching this channel for so long and am always impressed with how bad he is at identifying stuff inside the mystery boxes

    • @maureennolan816
      @maureennolan816 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I’m literally screaming at the tv. Love him 😂

    • @kaycguide
      @kaycguide 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You’d think as long as he’s done this, he would know what things are now 🤣🤣🤣

    • @allenculmo4332
      @allenculmo4332 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So true. Completely ignorant on simple things.

    • @jamiesmart9016
      @jamiesmart9016 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      All an act as the vids are fake

    • @jamiesmart9016
      @jamiesmart9016 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@kaycguide it's a act surely

  • @theHootHoot
    @theHootHoot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    "Stand for the unicorn" ☠️🗿
    "Smells like crap" bruh literally 😂

  • @brandys9482
    @brandys9482 3 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    All the sinners know what that purple thing is lmao “what do you plug it into ?” Your ass ☠️☠️😂😂

    • @akashmollik5081
      @akashmollik5081 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂

    • @littlenadi7932
      @littlenadi7932 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      When he sniffed it and said it smells crap I diedddd

    • @jenniferreeves181
      @jenniferreeves181 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      When he said it smells like shit 💩💩🤣

    • @3bakas999
      @3bakas999 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jenniferreeves181
      @jenniferreeves181 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cryptos just one of the best 👌

  • @ThatAngloSaxonBloke
    @ThatAngloSaxonBloke 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Do NOT put the unicorn stand by a childs bed. You'll be arrested.

  • @Fitzgerico1
    @Fitzgerico1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +408

    The fact that David beat Goliath with anal beads blows my mind. The fact he kept them is hilarious

    • @margaretzuelke9761
      @margaretzuelke9761 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Damn gotta rewrite the Bible now!

    • @jackgarrison8497
      @jackgarrison8497 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@margaretzuelke9761 Can We please put Real Science in it?

    • @CP-ot9xs
      @CP-ot9xs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I think he needs to visit a shop for research purposes lmao. David beat Goliath with beads 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @margaretzuelke9761
      @margaretzuelke9761 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Jack Garrison you've got to ruin a fricking joke? You must be devoted to the Bible and not recognize a little humor

    • @kristycordeux3
      @kristycordeux3 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@margaretzuelke9761 im devoted to the bible and i found it hilarious!!! Come on got has to have a sense of humour cos even God would find that hilarious!!! he b like "um no thats not what David killed Goliath with oh u poor poor child" and something like "ok let make sure that he starts to realise what these things r by giving him a heap of ppl to comment about what it is" and look he did everyone os telling lmai!!!!

  • @homiecat2386
    @homiecat2386 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    *grabs liquids and COVID 19 items* *grabs beard 4 mins later with the glove* me ah yes

    • @carsonyoung5682
      @carsonyoung5682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i saw that bro, killed me

    • @KitKat_Poof
      @KitKat_Poof 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Literally gasped when I saw that like eewwwwwww and they're dirty asf when he touches his face🤢🤢🤢🤢

    • @amandanunyabusiness5027
      @amandanunyabusiness5027 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He literally put his fingers in his mouth 🤢

  • @cinderheart9189
    @cinderheart9189 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    The purple buttplug.. "smells like crap"..I think I died a little 🤣🤣🤣

    • @MortalityTechnician
      @MortalityTechnician 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same.

    • @lillysolano6175
      @lillysolano6175 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Omg why do you touch your face after touching stuff in those boxes? What's the point of gloves if your just going to touch your face anyways???

    • @azpyro7740
      @azpyro7740 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@lillysolano6175 that’s the same thing I was thinking gross n odd

    • @mrss1958
      @mrss1958 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He’s so innocent 😂

  • @shannonmcgrath4140
    @shannonmcgrath4140 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    This video had so many great moments. The unicorn stand, the Goliath slingshot, and unicorn baby rattle you had me laughing hysterically. Yes we used maps for road trips across country and for local directions. We always used landmarks as a guide too.

    • @otaku.plants
      @otaku.plants ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Smells like crap 😂

  • @Era1391
    @Era1391 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    I cackled when the "stand for the unicorn" started moving and it FINALLY dawned on him 😂

    • @zavydababy4447
      @zavydababy4447 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Im not that far in the fid

  • @V01cebox13
    @V01cebox13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    How does he still not know what a butt plug is?? Haha this guy literally used it on the unicorn 😂😂

    • @aprilleerose
      @aprilleerose 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He does. Do u really think he buys these off the dark web? Come on now. He packs them himself and mails them to his P.O. Box or he has someone do it. These videos are FAKE.

    • @MrJeremy120
      @MrJeremy120 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m dying laughing at the butt plug and he smells it lmao

    • @alexamariana310
      @alexamariana310 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂

    • @V01cebox13
      @V01cebox13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@aprilleerose come on man, i know that, hes got a whole team to build them, but you gotta admit that it still takes effort to make it into alright videos. Not necessarily i'm a fan, but its something to watch when im bored, its still entertaining tho.

    • @MadmaxMusic93
      @MadmaxMusic93 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aprilleerose fake videos exactly there is no dark web unboxing lmao bunch of fools thinking so

  • @steelanim8s129
    @steelanim8s129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Tbh when I saw him put it near his mouth I was like," P-please don't do what I think you're about to do"

  • @dobedo11
    @dobedo11 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Dude! Lol love the " unicorn " stand! Ba hahaha

  • @xEmberx
    @xEmberx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    I gagged when he put his hands in his mouth right after touching the wet squishy stuff. Please, for your own safety, change your gloves and wear a mask when you interact with mystery and potentially harmful material!

    • @amortisbelial
      @amortisbelial 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm shocked with this guy to be honest 😨

    • @kateaustin9428
      @kateaustin9428 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol same... I was like nooooo

    • @LoCo_NuT
      @LoCo_NuT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Even with gloves i was like "NAAUUR HE DIDN'T "

    • @katpeden9255
      @katpeden9255 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Omgosh I just got to that part of the video lol

  • @vanesamichelle7335
    @vanesamichelle7335 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Omg you touched your face with the gloves on 😭 you’re killing me

    • @lil_weasel219
      @lil_weasel219 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      its fake almost guaranteed

  • @sintija1685
    @sintija1685 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    You are the only person that i actually enjoy watching

    • @pohjer
      @pohjer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      agreed

    • @aprilleerose
      @aprilleerose 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I know it’s all fake but it’s entertaining

    • @mazholland2208
      @mazholland2208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The black bit that was with the unicorn is a butt plug. 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

  • @noatak6852
    @noatak6852 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    UNICORN STAND?!💀 you even said its too big and you violated that poor unicorn with that ‘unicorn stand’😂😂😂😂

  • @Hollierebecca23
    @Hollierebecca23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    The white “lumps” are tonsil stones, the metal tools are tonsil stone removers, the “pink stick with bristles” is a tongue cleaner.
    The stuff in the bag looks like artificial crab sticks mixed with baby food.
    The spoon & fork are baby cutlery, they’re chunky so they’re easier to hold.
    I love your videos but you crack me with how innocent you are yet you order off the dark web 😂

    • @rtg.mp4
      @rtg.mp4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i thought that was math/crystal

    • @DAVID-pr3hj
      @DAVID-pr3hj 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What the fuxkk..?? And he squeezed some of them my god🤮 disgusting as hell

    • @Saiientt
      @Saiientt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i thought it was nicotine gum

    • @FlyingBirdy
      @FlyingBirdy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i use ma thootbrush to clean all in my mouth

    • @gabisz6885
      @gabisz6885 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Man i hate tonsil stones so bad i would never touch it and this mans just squeezed them and all that eww

  • @judydavies8582
    @judydavies8582 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    Love how pure and innocent Kevin is
    Just makes watching him so awesome

    • @h8sani
      @h8sani 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      not anymore

    • @charlibrowny
      @charlibrowny 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      he’s not innocent lol. he knows what they are and did no one see how HE ROLLED?? like come on

  • @cheyannekennaday7527
    @cheyannekennaday7527 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    K: please don't fall on me dont fall on me
    K 5 mins earlier:* sniffing "unicorn stand"*

  • @sammyjr.111
    @sammyjr.111 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    SpongeBob & Patrick colored pot canisters. If you did toke.. you were most definitely going to Bikini Bottom 😂😂😂

  • @ayetabbi5201
    @ayetabbi5201 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    Thought those were teeth in that baggie for a sec 😶 (snap on smile, tools, pliers so it would make sense)

  • @Expresskitten
    @Expresskitten 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    OMG Crypto the Unicorn stand 🤣
    I nearly died bless your heart.😂

  • @unholyglitter1750
    @unholyglitter1750 2 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    The last item DEFINITELY looks like (what we call in Australia) a crab stick. It's basically imitation crab meat, or partial crab meat with other seafood. Not sure about the fluid, that definitely icked me out, but yeah. You just enjoyed the smell of rotting crab :) which fits the Spongebob theme. Also, you using the buttbeads like a slingshot? I'm DEAD. Your innocence is too endearing.

    • @fairybread_eater2
      @fairybread_eater2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ROTTEN CRAB STICK!? that's GROSS I WOULD NEVER EVER SEE CRABS THE SAME ANYMORE!! 🤢🤢😭😭

  • @ItzUltraKutzEditz
    @ItzUltraKutzEditz 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Ayo bro, I’m hella glad you had gloves on… at 10:46… it’s not a Unicorn Stand lmao it’s a Human Stand lmao. My guy you just played with a potentially used adult toy lmaooo considering it “Smells like crap” 😂

  • @fereshtaakbari2680
    @fereshtaakbari2680 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    “ sorry madam I’m lifting your dress “ he’s so cute

  • @allistair61
    @allistair61 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    When you opened the bag at the six minute mark, I was expecting to see human teeth in the bag. Even using a PO Box, you're still braver than I am ordering the stuff on the dark web.

    • @MartinezJ916
      @MartinezJ916 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That’s what I thought was in the bag.

    • @chloejones1620
      @chloejones1620 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I wanna order stuff off the dark web so bad 😭 I just don’t know how man.

    • @chicagokush
      @chicagokush ปีที่แล้ว

      @@chloejones1620 look up DN bible…

    • @Layla_121
      @Layla_121 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MartinezJ916 same

  • @sofiaiannantuono634
    @sofiaiannantuono634 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    As a tattoo artist it’s literally drilled in our heads to constantly change ur gloves bc of cross contamination…. I died when he put the gloves in his mouth after touching everything 😷

    • @stephaniecox6713
      @stephaniecox6713 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good god so nasty 😩 🤮🤮

    • @KatoFFR
      @KatoFFR ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was cringed to see this and just scream

    • @sandywootton6572
      @sandywootton6572 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sameee borrrkkkkk

    • @_Chaosbubble
      @_Chaosbubble 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      My brain also imploded. 😅

  • @barbie7432
    @barbie7432 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The face..... he makes when he sniffes the " butt stand " .... i almost pissed myself, i think at THAT moment his brain KNEW.... he fucked up 😅🤣👌

  • @kirsty8553
    @kirsty8553 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    “I like wet things” hahaha that caught me off guard 😂😂

  • @Envyy234
    @Envyy234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    What bothers me is that The gloves are literally pointless if you’re going to cross contaminate

    • @kulsumislahi8960
      @kulsumislahi8960 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Exactly 😭 he should be more careful

    • @xurism
      @xurism 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      came here to agree.

    • @woresor
      @woresor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      except for the fact that he's not worrying about that since he obviously didn't put any effort into making this video real

  • @aries4626
    @aries4626 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    5:58, I literally thought those were teeth and like, gums or something until he did the closeup

  • @ElioMiguel_enciso5683
    @ElioMiguel_enciso5683 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Anyone else freaked out about the fact that there is a butt plug and a baby toy in the same box

  • @juliestockmeyer5871
    @juliestockmeyer5871 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    KEVIN- a word of advice...NEVER OPEN NEEDLES!!! If they’re sealed, leave them sealed!!
    By the way, I’d love El Feugo!!! PLEASE!!!???

    • @mercerfamily4816
      @mercerfamily4816 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A word of advice dont sniff butt plugs

  • @katiebug5273
    @katiebug5273 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Crypto: holding up the butt plug...
    Me: 👁👄👁
    Crypto: examining the butt plug
    Me again: 👀
    Crypto: decided to smell the butt plug...
    Me: busts out laughing and spits my ice cream everywhere...
    Crypto: it smells like crap!
    Me: absolutely dying of laughter -continue to eat my chocolate ice cream...

    • @Shadowfluff69
      @Shadowfluff69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      oh. oh no ice cream more like
      ass cream

  • @EternalNightMare89
    @EternalNightMare89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Imagine Crypto's garbage collector's reaction every time he gathers his trash and finds all these weird items...He must be thinking the owner is crazy or something :P

  • @GoofBean
    @GoofBean 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Those needles could contain fentanyl, which can cause an overdose from even just inhaling 1 particle from like 10 metres away. I know those needles weren’t, as if they were you’d be dead, but be very careful

  • @analinakos
    @analinakos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    When crypto says that mrs puff was the best plug in this video i nearly lost it after we literally saw all types of butt plugs up until this point xD

  • @ericawhite7429
    @ericawhite7429 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I am so excited you are back with these videos!!!!

  • @addictedtxspace7574
    @addictedtxspace7574 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Crypto smelling the buttplug saying it smells like crap had me die of laughing 😂😆😆

  • @minazarhad9493
    @minazarhad9493 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I have never pushed a TH-cam video so fast in my life, I’ve been waiting for another one of these from you

  • @kuro_miii
    @kuro_miii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "*sniffs it* smells like crap"
    .... Yeah I wonder why

  • @joshellephillips6648
    @joshellephillips6648 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Soooooo. U touched broken glass with dry blood.... cotton with some unknown liquid... thheennn placed ur hand in ur mouth...EPIC

  • @toughnewfie6572
    @toughnewfie6572 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    25 years ago we use to rely on paper maps in NL Canada for Moose Hunting and such.
    You actually made me gag at the end of the video 😂

  • @van_antwerpen
    @van_antwerpen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    I love that you think the tongue brush is a sex toy, and you think the butt plug is a toy stand that “smells like crap” haaaa you are killllling me. 😂😂😂😂

    • @kristenlogan2594
      @kristenlogan2594 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sometimes I wonder if it's his "innocence" is a lie 🤥 lol

  • @danielleluna100
    @danielleluna100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    ***don’t open the needles next time. And they have to be brought to a pharmacy to be disposed of****

  • @mr.nightshade8465
    @mr.nightshade8465 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    I couldn’t help but being on a little bit of shock knowing that he’s 25 years old and he doesn’t know any of those sex toys are there’s probably teenagers that know what those are

    • @manclar
      @manclar 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Honestly there are 2 options:
      - He is acting so that people leave comments on this video, and to have more views so that TH-cam shows the video as recommended.
      -He's really an idiot who doesn't know anything, in which case he's quite retarded in taking sex toys that have been in someone's rectum and playing with them.

    • @ASTR0N0V4L1T3
      @ASTR0N0V4L1T3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Probably also some really weird kids

    • @SorryImWithTheBoys
      @SorryImWithTheBoys 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There are probably like 8 year olds who know what they are

    • @fairybread_eater2
      @fairybread_eater2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      isn't the pink toothbrush looking thing a tongue scraper?

    • @Lilith7413
      @Lilith7413 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@fairybread_eater2yes it is.

  • @otaku.plants
    @otaku.plants ปีที่แล้ว

    A stand for the unicorn 😂😂. I am dying. Unicorn living his best life 😂

  • @theHootHoot
    @theHootHoot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "David and Goliath shit" *proceeds to swing it around* ☠️
    Bruh you're killing everyone here xD

    • @andreadelong2811
      @andreadelong2811 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yea...he did not realize that it was anal beads

  • @xtencioncord4456
    @xtencioncord4456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Lamió this man is too pure for explicit things that come out of mistery boxes, that purple thing lol

  • @amandamcintosh4625
    @amandamcintosh4625 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Who's gonna tell him that whole second layer of the box had kinky toys in it😂

  • @makinlymoore
    @makinlymoore ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The fact he said " I don't like wet things," " wait no I like wet things" made me laughing BTW that is not a unicorn stand

  • @joeshmoe8388
    @joeshmoe8388 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I love watching Crypto. He cracks me up every single time! He talks so fast, constantly leaves out words, forgets what he’s saying, repeats things like 4 times, and overall just misses so much.

  • @ashleyedwards2188
    @ashleyedwards2188 3 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    He’s so innocent and he doesn’t know what anything is he literally thought the tongue scraper and the ring go together 😂😂😂😂he is amazing lmao

    • @Scooter1975
      @Scooter1975 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I busted out laughing when he thought the tongue scraper went with the c. Ring…I’m dying laughing!!

    • @scottryan305
      @scottryan305 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's not innocence, it's stupidity.

  • @Dfuzed77
    @Dfuzed77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I came here in the speed of lightening 🤣

  • @Fredslifestyle
    @Fredslifestyle 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    the "rocks" made me die out laughing he is so inocent with the box

  • @sandyfromearthwethink9678
    @sandyfromearthwethink9678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    His explanations for things he doesn't know is hilarious. I guess a tongue cleaner "could" be a sex toy.... not.

    • @mintthefurry3804
      @mintthefurry3804 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      it could tho… (WARNING tmi incoming) people could use the other end 💀 the part that you hold

    • @sandyfromearthwethink9678
      @sandyfromearthwethink9678 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mintthefurry3804 hahaha! Didn't think of that...

  • @torihanabi
    @torihanabi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Crypto: *opens every single [factory sealed] needle, removes the cap. Tosses them aside without the safety cap made to keep the needle from stabbing anyone or anything that may come into contact with it*
    Bruh.... stahp.

    • @1.1797
      @1.1797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yea, his recklessness irks the shit out of me.

    • @pitbullwub
      @pitbullwub 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My thoughts exactly.

  • @BjorntonnsGaming
    @BjorntonnsGaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Hes So innocent when i saw the top of the box and crypto pulling out the "Adult Toy" and Thinking its a unicorn toy stand I honestly couldn't help myself from laughing

    • @4everKarasu
      @4everKarasu 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep, if only I could find myself a guy that innocent...

  • @sam69420q
    @sam69420q ปีที่แล้ว +1

    you are one of my fave youtubers now and netflix is pretty cool😀

  • @Habits_Rabbits
    @Habits_Rabbits 3 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    He's so innocent! 😂 I can't believe he doesn't realize how many b00ty pugs he's gotten 😂😂

  • @haileyelena8170
    @haileyelena8170 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    NOT HIM PUTTING A SEX TOY TO HIS LEFT 😭 I’m crying

  • @Copirate117
    @Copirate117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The thing I like most about your videos is how you ask your audience to help fill you in on information that you don't have or don't know. I would like the pen flashlight. And of course I really love Bitcoin. Netflix is pretty cool

  • @shastawesaw5775
    @shastawesaw5775 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You might need a hazmat suit! I'd like to adopt El Fuego please. Dibz on the jars with the stinky flowers bro!

  • @StDemi1
    @StDemi1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Puts on gloves for safety, then proceeds to put gloved hand in mouth after handling things with unknown liquids on them.

  • @bubbadabeast7081
    @bubbadabeast7081 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    The innocence is unreal XD love it

    • @lauren-issimo2428
      @lauren-issimo2428 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He thinks the sex toy is a stand 😂😂 i love him

  • @txonikki1584
    @txonikki1584 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    He's triggering me by putting the damn lids on the wrong one !!!! 😭😂😂

  • @onidaaitsubasa4177
    @onidaaitsubasa4177 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The plastic rattling container found in the unicorn is silica, it's used to absorb moisture to keep what it's packed with, or in this case, the unicorn stuffing, dry, the other thing that smelled minty with a toothbrush handle was a tongue cleaner, but coming from a mystery box you never know if it's been used or what someone might've been used for, the other round toy is in fact a toy, an adult toy, used for messaging a particular body part that fits in the loop, and no, not your fingers, hope that clears things up.

  • @kindpunk420
    @kindpunk420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    HOUR LONG KRYPTO DARK WEB VIDEO?!?! HELL YEAH FAM!!! Thank you Kev and much love bro! 💖

  • @greywolf-lindsay
    @greywolf-lindsay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    KEVIN!!! you mentioned that people up to 40yrs watch your videos 🤣 I am 62 and never miss your uploads. So don't be so quick to assume 😉 btw this was one of the most hilarious boxes ever! Your innocence is adorable ❣
    I would absolutely love that police light for paranormal investigations 🖤🐺🖤
    Luv ya and Penguin

    • @margaretzuelke9761
      @margaretzuelke9761 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm 53 and also love his videos

    • @greywolf-lindsay
      @greywolf-lindsay 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@margaretzuelke9761 that's awesome!! See we are not all in our 20s..🤣👍👍

    • @antoinette2840
      @antoinette2840 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm 67 and I watch his videos. What was the gross stuff at the end?

    • @greywolf-lindsay
      @greywolf-lindsay 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@antoinette2840 I know right!! But he's so darn cute 😃👍

    • @margaretzuelke9761
      @margaretzuelke9761 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I believe the stuff in the bag was an imitation crab leg in.... vomit? Rotten egg yolk? Baby poo? Your guess is as good as any

  • @baz_ile
    @baz_ile 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Yo your editing is looking different - I love what you're doing with the zoom on the flaps and the captions titling everything you're pulling out :)

  • @chrisyravenconlin
    @chrisyravenconlin 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Yeah, 40 year old here. You couldn’t pay me to watch SpongeBob. Hehe
    Yes, we used to use paper maps. 😂 (And that is not Japanese.) There were maps like that and there were road maps which were more like books, you could get of specific areas like Southern Ontario, or all of Ontario, or wherever you were going with every street. And when GPS came out it was just as troublesome, you’d be on new-ish roads and it would tell you that you were in the middle of a field.

  • @Moonlight1029.
    @Moonlight1029. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    *has gloves so that he doesn’t contaminate his body*
    Also him: *wipes beard and says* “I hope that I didn’t ruin my beard”

    • @taylerflorine8344
      @taylerflorine8344 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He even put them in his mouth when he tried to break the rattle, how gross

  • @jojojohnson2000
    @jojojohnson2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    “I like wet things, just not from mystery boxes” 😂😂😂😂 I’m dead.

  • @ld3125
    @ld3125 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Maps: you couldn’t print it out. You had to buy them. You could get a full map of all of Canada 🇨🇦 or you could buy them per town/city so you could see the streets. We used to laminate them and use highlighters to mark the route.

  • @notreallyisaiah
    @notreallyisaiah ปีที่แล้ว

    "it's probably a unicorn stand."
    bro is so innocent, doesn't even realize that's an ass plug.

  • @kelseyszyska
    @kelseyszyska 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I couldn't stop laughing at the elephant part at the end

  • @alexissalada8241
    @alexissalada8241 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    The metal utensils are ear cleaners. Most of them you’d use as a scoop. They’re great btw, much better for you than q-tips.

  • @SaaltyBravo
    @SaaltyBravo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    The sticking stuff in your mouth and the amount of times you touched your face with those gloves; you are insane haha.

    • @ashleystrid7785
      @ashleystrid7785 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He’s gonna get ecoli from those butt plugs being in the box with stuff he put in his mouth 😭

  • @bonedeep1959
    @bonedeep1959 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    thats not a slingshot, thats something you want to throw away